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  readjust your color settings ? : rookieone
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    I tried.. I can it so one color looks normal, but the other two are always off. : ScoobySnack
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      time to take it apart me thinks! >:D : ScoobySnack
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        ^^^ Famous last words. : Flawless Cowboy
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          I lose a lot of stuff that way. and btw, 110 volts DOES hurt. : ScoobySnack
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            holy shit! story time! I was staying with my grandmother in college because she was 30mins closer to m... : halfway
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              Glad you're okay, but that explains a lot. ;) : Flawless Cowboy
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                hah no kidding : halfway
                • ...... .. .... .... . : Wizzle Tinks
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  degauss it. bring a PC monitor close to the TV and activate its degaussing feature. It'll fix your TV too... : Odoyle
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    holy shit, it turned the TV off! didn't work but it was cool nontheless :D : ScoobySnack
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      and now the screen edges are different colors :/ : ScoobySnack
      • k, turned it off and back on.. the edges are back to how it was before. still has the greenish tint but t... : ScoobySnack
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    the other way is to take a drill and seperate the power cord (power and return) wrap power around a broom... : TheTick
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      Holy MacGuyver, Tick! : Flawless Cowboy
      • Tee Hee. All it does is create an alternating electromagnet, which should fix the problem. (most hand... : TheTick
• You have just Entered The Matrix. : ventro
• SUE SUE SUE : ventro

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• i like it : nyranger66
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  3 or 4 of us like it a lot :( : dognose
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    awww crap : dognose
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      dognose blog: day 1: sniffed things, ate chinese food day 2: sniffed things, mostly ears, ate chinese... : tomservo
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        tomservo blog: day 1: omg i kissed a girl day 2: omg i kissed a girl yesterday day 3: omg i kissed a... : leseid
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          haha well played : silly
          • by the way: congratz tomservo :) : leseid
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          LeSeid Blog: Day 1: I KILLED THE SUPERMAN Day 2: BOOBEEBOOBEEBOO Day 3: I ate twenty five chickens! ... : BenMurphy
          • *takes off wafflehat* I think you pretty much summed it up, sir. : leseid
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            HAHAHAHAHA!! That was funny! :) I also know nothing about him : edlin
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              *sigh* I know nothing about myself either. Current mood: °)° going limp : leseid
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                that is the best (first?) limpy emoticon ever : BenMurphy
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                  It's from pup. : leseid
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                    i think o)o works better : Morgin
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                      That's the wrong way for "limp", son, unless you're in Australia. : leseid
                      • hmm true, i was thinking overhead view : Morgin
                      • O_o I resent that : elazair
                  • Man, pup comes up with the greatest penis emoticons. I love you pup! o|o : ZeroDegrees
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          LeSeid blog: day 1: omg ate a cock day 2: omg ate a cock day 3: omg ate a cock day 4: omg ate a coc... : tomservo
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            You misspelled Wolfanoz. : leseid
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              zah.........ing : tomservo
              • PWAH...ND http://home.twcny.rr.com/cgsstuff/tomservo.jpg : Wolfanoz
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          It's funny cause it's true : el borracho
          • I don't think he took it well, though :( : leseid
• wow that is so funny it makes me want to kill myself : silly
• hehehehehe. : brutal
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  I've just been letting everything happen without me recently. I've more or less been doing nothing worth ... : Morgin
  • I ate twenty five chickens! : leseid

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• When I get home...if still awake, yeah (2 hrs to go) : Reptile
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  well, i'll be in planetside. /t draconic if you're in there. : draconic
  • Would if you were on the server... : Reptile

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  that's insane! P4 2.2 Ghz w/ flatpanel = $499?? : ScoobySnack
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    Plus a free printer :o (go to "Customize") : bipolar
    • or a free digital camera : rookieone
• few days ago it was a 2ghz celly with an 18" lcd for 562 you can get crazy deals out of dell if you wa... : halfway
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  Thank you very much!!!! One of the office girls wants to buy a Dell for her grad program but didn't wa : fatman
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    tell her to add some RAM in there though ! : rookieone
    • Yeah, already covered that one. :) : fatman
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      Hmm.. according to http://www.dell.com/us/en/dhs/promos/promotopic_free_memory_dimen.htm you should be ab... : bipolar
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        You can get the free ram upgrade by calling in instead of ordering online! Try calling in, if you have a... : bipolar
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          ^^^ Read this before ordering! : bipolar
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            Check and Check. She'll be in this afternoon and I will pass this information along. THANKS AGAIN!!... : fatman
            • I need to figure out how to swing this ... would make a great computer for the wife, but just had to pay ... : bipolar

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  pup's big fat music post. some fairly eclectic selections today, ranging from video game music, to blueg... : pupismyname
  • Thanks! : indosauros
  • holy moley!! My DSL is not liking this!! Good thing I am!!! Thanks, pup! : fatman
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    Keep em up overnight if possible for ze' dialup folk =) Thanks for ze' songs. : thief
    • they'll be up indefinitely. : pupismyname
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    devil's advocate isn't techno :( its abstract instrumental hip hop or acid jazz :( : ibrokn
    • thanks for the postings though, its a very nice thing to do. : ibrokn
    • you think? it's a little to hard for me to classify as either of those. but i've never been good at the... : pupismyname
  • thanks pupster : lacker
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    Are you certain that's a BoC song? : gegtik
    • It's too late, it's already in my Music\BoC\ directory. :( : indosauros
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      no sir. just going by what it was named on filepile. : pupismyname
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        from the comments on filepile: Someone out there with either really good or really bad intentions leak : pupismyname
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          yeah it really doesn't sound like a BoC track... i wonder if they've got more tracks from that release..... : warpdude
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            the sounds are sort of BoC, but the beat and melody doesn't sound like them. Sounds sort of like a BoC ... : Dingbat
            • yea i guess. but all i know is that i need more >:( : warpdude
    • weird.. found this: http://www.hugi.is/raftonlist/greinar.php?grein_id=16323223 : gegtik
  • I have heard this aphex twin song within the last day or two....don't remember where the hell I heard it ... : rossimo
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    a bump before sleeping :( : pupismyname
    • I downloaded the dj shadow songs :( : artillery
  • I heart yuo : tomservo
  • Thanks pup! bandwidth rapage in progress. : supaslasha
  • you, sir, are a god : warpdude
  • Thank you! : mofo
  • I was going to compliment you on the lovely post until you used the 'h-word' :~( : -Panther-
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    early morning bump. :( : pupismyname
    • Thanks for all the music lovin. : lazarusb
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    I LOVE KELLER WILLIAMS. All you fuckers download it. : Mr. Firm Grasp
    • BTW, it was me who posted that in a music sharing thread you started a long time ago. From his 3-4-00 ... : Mr. Firm Grasp
  • Sir, you are super cool. Cheers for that, gonna have to look up Four Tet (royksopp are very good and they... : node

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  thankyou, we'll be here all week : elazair
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    try the lobster : inchwide
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      But I'm allergic to seafood. :( : Flawless Cowboy
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        oh man, that sucks. : Degenerate
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          Nah, it's never really appealed to me anyways. I also don't know exactly WHAT I'm allergic to. My throat ... : Flawless Cowboy
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            that sucks man, I wish I could eat shrimp all day, every day. :( you should try raw oysters. : Degenerate
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              *vomits* : Flawless Cowboy
              • :( : Degenerate
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                IA. Only seafood I'll eat is fish. Crustaceans are nothing more than glorified bugs. I wouldn't eat a ... : bipolar
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                  oh man youre missing out. But that just leaves more shrimp for me to eat! : Degenerate
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                    Missing out on what? There's plenty of food that tastes good, and I don't think that'd be valid reason t... : bipolar
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                      ummm seafood is also really good for you : elazair
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                        Shrimp generally has measureable amounts of mercury, which is actually harmful. What other vitamins or m... : bipolar
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                          http://www.seafood.no/Eff/eng/effandfacts.nsf/viewluFishFacts/3FD13817C0EB6DF6C125693B005C0B3A!openDocume... : elazair
                          • oh man that makes me hungry. I think I'll be having a shrimp po-boy for lunch : Degenerate
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                            :shrug: I take vitamins for that (along with CoQ10, E, many others). I thought I heard something about m... : bipolar
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                              I'm sure theyve eaten them on Fear Factor so they cant really be bad for you. If they tasted like shrimp ... : Degenerate
                              • There's a million things that aren't bad for you that I still wouldn't eat :) They are disgusting, that ... : bipolar
                            • this from a faq site for pregnant women on the dangers of mercury you're right about canned tuna, but: : halfway
                  • Fun Fact: In Australia, shrimp are called prawns and are as big as your head : elazair
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              Fish and shrimp are very tasty, but oysters? You're supposed to squirt lemon on them and see if they r... : zerologik
              • but oysters kilpatrick is the shiznit : elazair
              • oh I love raw oysters on a cracker with some hot sauce. Whenever we have a low country boil we get severa... : Degenerate
      • i'm sorry :( : elazair
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        I hate most seafood unless it is: sushi (prepared this way I like most seafood), fresh crab, fresh lobste... : TheTick
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          fish n chips you big queerbo! : gegtik
          • I hate fish n chips...bleh : TheTick

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  Summer is for watching girls, masturbating, and fishing. Video cards and nerdy stuff should wait winte... : teh snail
  • fuck fishing! >:( : Degenerate

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  I just reshaved mine last night -- had it this way for a couple years. It's great, though! Never have to : Flawless Cowboy
  • I love being bald :) : Phearsome

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  sign me up : pupismyname
  • Er... well, I wanted to talk to you about that... You like bananas, right? And you already have a web... : Kaiser

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  I've been playing on Citrine lately. Just capped a few bases with a squad. We controlled like 7 on the co... : PhoenixArisen
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    what race? : halfway
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      Vanu's the purple guys, right? Yeah... I'm purple. : PhoenixArisen
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        cool, we need more so we can play together I played IA MAX last night, was a lot of fun only time i... : halfway
        • er AI :p : halfway
        • Yeah, I suck terribly still. I mostly run around, although I was able to stop a hack. w00t@me : PhoenixArisen

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  hey that's pretty nice. :) : *metal*
  • Thanks..it was a chore putting it together because there aren't any doors in my house big enough for that... : mattfl
• That's pretty impressive! : Tissen
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  That is really nice. Did you work from published plans somewhere? The size of frame/control area look g... : usurpah
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    ya..i found a guy online who published how he built his.. he had measurements for everything. so all we h... : mattfl
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      link? : Degenerate
      • No doubt. I too would like a link. : TheTick
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        http://www.webpak.net/~jmcclain/mame/index.html mine will have roughly the same marque, but I am gonna... : mattfl
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          cool. thanks : Degenerate
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            np....we followed his plans mostly..there was a few things we changed/left out that we didn't feel we nee... : mattfl
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              VERY cool man, your making me get the emu fever again :) : onji
              • hehe yea, playing the old school games is cool. But it's gonna be even cooler once the cabinet is done :... : mattfl
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  Don't you live in Orlando? Can I come over when it's done? : Baragon
  • I'm in daytona..and sure, everyone is welcome to come over once it's done :) : mattfl
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  so basicly if you ever have to move, you're fucked : halfway
  • we just moved in 5 months ago..we're here for at least 5 more years :) but ya, it'll hafta be disassemble... : mattfl

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• What's the alternative? : bipolar

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  OXI-CLEAN!!!! : forrest300
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    i noticed their ads have improved since I last visited the states, does that stuff work? : Unleashed
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      It actually does, im not sure if it will work on poo, but it worked on dog vomit. The vomit was pretty s... : forrest300
      • if that doesn't work, spot shot will. awesome stuff. : pupismyname
• You can clean that up. : Degenerate
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  cats > dogs : skold
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    plants > animals : ScoobySnack
    • roofles. i want plants too ;/ : skold
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      Peegs are eggplant shaped. Best of both worlds! : zerologik
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        what in the holy hell is a peeg? : elazair
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          a small furry mammal that likes to popcorn. : Matto357
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            and where can i obtain such a 'peeg'? : elazair
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              most pet stores have them....I personally want a playtapus (sp?) though...did you know those things are i... : Matto357
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                is a 'playtapus' like a playful platypus? Btw i don't think regular platypi are venomous... I live in Au... : elazair
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                  Yeah, they are...incredibly painful shit as well from what I've heard, morphine does precisely squat to t... : Matto357
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                    so they play hard eh? Thanks for the tip, i'll watch out for playtypi next time i'm traversing the austra... : elazair
                    • Yup, but apparently they really really don't poison that often at all. Not that I think it would be easy... : Matto357
              • nurotoxin. Supposedly the most painful that you can survive! I was surprised to find that out. : TheTick
        • http://www.nflight.com/guineapig/think2.jpg : zerologik
      • Yes, but if you get tired of caring for your eggplant you can always cook it up....I don't think I'd ever... : Matto357
  • NEVER ! : larcho
  • IAWTBAaT : bipolar
• Haha. A friend calls that an "Inkstamp." : Flawless Cowboy
• He's YOUR dog. You BETTER clean that shit up!!! : freakord

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• goatse cover letters are out : barbs

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  how about a skiier doing a faceplant into a truck off of the roof of his house??? : barbs
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    It has to be into the snow. I can't watch people getting hurt. Also according to the Google image toda... : zerologik
    • about damned time. : andromeda
    • I too can't watch people hurt themselves (unless it's me hurting them for some strange reason). also: ... : TheTick

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  i'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but... he's dead : elazair
  • NNOOOOOOOO!!!!!! }r HHAARRRrrrr]* : Degenerate
• In COMMUNIST RUSSIA Lenin wishes YOU Happy Birthday! wait.. that doesn't work : beastrabban
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  oh and today's Earthday!! : ScoobySnack
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    Communism is good for mother Earth : Degenerate
    • and so, so tasty as well : elazair
    • yes, but only in Soviet Russia : ScoobySnack
• I'll drink some vodka to that, comrade !! : Afterglow
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  GCR should be allowed to post today =( : Tissen
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    AGREED, COMRADE : GIANT COMMUNIST ROBOT (#3709) « : ScoobySnack
    • That's the next best thing =) : Tissen

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  don't get nervous and piss on the judges gavel...cause that doesn't help at all...trust me. : Matto357
  • Well shit, there goes plan #1 & #2. : geedeck
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  don't panic and punch the judge : ScoobySnack
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    but if she is hot, plow her in the dirtbox : rosewood
    • goes without saying : ScoobySnack
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  tell them it was unsafe to stop. The light changed so quickly and you where already in the intersection. : *metal*
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    Tell them you're from the future and John Connor must survive! : Matto357
    • that's the oldest one in the book : elazair
• Wear your hair in pigtails and flutter those eyelashes! : Bakelite
• make sure you have on clean underwear : overtoke
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  have your last freedom fap, gonna be ATTN JAIL MENZ after this one : kronologik
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    freedom fap=derived from french fap? i wonder how you french fap? :) : elazair
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      no, freedom fap as in not in jail...and not gettin it up the ass while he cries faps : Matto357
      • yeah i know that's what he meant, i was just fapping thinking outloud : elazair
• don't run any red lights on your way out there. : pupismyname
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  medium-length skirt, do your hair up, show a little leg, but don't LOOK like you're trying to show a litt... : andromeda
  • ^^^ informative : pupismyname

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• and so they will go out of buisness. Only reason to buy online was to avoid all the tax and extra costs. : *metal*

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  it's called yolk-hard-not-runny. over easy i think is just done on one side, then quickly on the other. : dodob
  • why thank you. : oculus11
  • i think it's "well done", "fully cooked" or something lame like that. personally i like yolk-hard-not-run... : dodob
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    over implies its been flipped. Over easy means the yolk is still runny. over hard means its cooked thro... : sweat
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      Since everyone answered this post incorrectly, let me set you straight. :) An over easy egg is cooked u... : jabb0r
      • Ever been a short order cook? I have, over hard is what he's describing. : Matto357
      • This is incorrect :/ Sunny side up is what you described as over easy. Over Easy is what you described ... : bipolar
• i like scrambled eggs for breakfast sandwiches. : dodob
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  over hard. : drucifer
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    over hard? you didn't just make it up did you? cause if the waitress giggles i'm coming for payback. : dodob
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      I used to manage a Perkins in my youth. : drucifer
      • ok smartyman, but the waitress may still giggle. : dodob
    • Nope, I can confirm the over-hardness of the eggs, : Phearsome
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  if it's not runny, it's just a fried egg. if you want it sorta runny, over medium, all runny, over easy. : draconic
  • not flipped over is sunny :) : drucifer
• If you want the yolk completely cooked, it's called over-hard. If you want it to still have a bit of flu... : bipolar

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  Just think how much smarter you'll be by the end of the day. Your brain's taking up all that noggin space... : zerologik
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    only today's final exam day >< : dodob
    • Well then you can use those brain cells for other information once you take the final and don't need to r... : zerologik
    • just think of how much more done you'll be after today! :o) : oldschoolbob-o
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    I know kung-fu! : Matto357
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      The fastest you can think is roughly one thought per second. : zerologik
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        Haha I can think 2 thoughts a second with my dual hemisphere brain! : oldschoolbob-o
        • i can both chew gum and walk. Most of the time : elazair

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• yeah that holding on to the ladder in a vacuum while the queen is pulling at you deal always annoys me bu... : seer
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  I like the facehugger, it sure was friendly! : ScoobySnack
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    what a cute little eggsa... ARRRRRRHHH OH GOD MY FACE : elazair
    • it just wanted a kiss :( : ScoobySnack
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  The part about the big transport is maybe one of the more realistic things. : -TKF-
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    How do you mean? It was a military transport right? Surely a military transport ship of that size has roo... : Degenerate
    • Yeah but not much more i would think, it seemed more like a Destroyer that was so big because it had to t... : -TKF-
    • I think that was mostly "The Company's" doing in order to somehow get an impregnated person back to earth : Flawless Cowboy
    • Didn't they have nukes and shit? ("I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to b... : node
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  Air was flowing past while the airlock was open. and didn't the alien like pull the shoe of Ripley's foot... : BadRespawn
  • You'd think the mass of the queen would rip ridley's arm asunder : lordlobo

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  cd program files works here perfectly. : inchwide
  • nifty. didn't know it'd work without the double quotes. : dodob
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  cd progra~1 what os are you on that cd "program files" doesn't work? : dodob
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    WInXP, I run dthe DOS window with command and then cd "Program FIles" doesn't work : rookieone
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      wait... are you in c:\ or in c:\documents and settings\rookieone ? if its the latter, be sure to us... : electric_monk
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        even if i am in plain C:\ : rookieone
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          that's messed up. does progra~1 work? %programfiles%? : dodob
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            cd "c:\program files\"? : electric_monk
            • this should work. : oculus11
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            only cd progra~1 works : rookieone
            • * D O S ' d * : dodob
    • cd c:\program files works for me... : PhoenixArisen
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      Use CMD not COMMAND : wormmeat
      • of course... i should of known. but then, i never do stupid shit like that. : electric_monk
• cd \progra~1 : electric_monk
• also try cd %programfiles% in case nothing works. maybe your program files got placed somewhere else :D : dodob
• first off cd \ to get to C:\ then Cd \Program Files will work if your command prompt accespt spaces in... : UTSD3DSUCKS
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  I always use CD \Pro* : wormmeat
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    tab auto-completion is your friend. : electric_monk
    • This is the correct answer : Odoyle

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• i want to hear more about the other one. : electric_monk
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  fuck...is he the only one up with a review right now? I try to avoid that site like the plague. : Matto357
  • unfortunately, yes :( TR will update as they come out though http://www.tech-report.com/onearticle.x/5038 : ScoobySnack
  • yknow, i dont like thg at all as a rule, but the last 2-3 articles ive read there have actually been.... : skold
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  *hands ScoobySnack a spud-gun* : inchwide
  • now if we only had a frog.... *checks pockets* : -Panther-
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  welcome to 10 posts ago :) : elazair
  • d'oh! I even looked before I posted :( : ScoobySnack
• I wish he'd state lower or higher scores = better for every graph : ScoobySnack
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  It looks like Tom's site is hammered.. Is it Hot or is it just hot? : Tissen
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    it's getting slower every minute : ScoobySnack
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      the site, not the chip heh :) : ScoobySnack
      • ok =) : Tissen
    • The site or the Opteron?? : Tissen
  • pretty good for 1.8 Ghz. it kicks the Xeon 3 Ghz ass in plenty in of benches. : ScoobySnack
• wtf. has anyone watched that video? at the end it looks like hes unplugging the cpu fans. what the fuc... : skold

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  add this to the asshole friend stories: a good friend of mine (or at least someone I thought was a goo... : beastrabban
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    yea, bail. why the fuck should you store his stuff if he cant even be bothered to check your schedule? ... : skold
    • oh no, he knows I'd crush his skull if something like that ever happened. : beastrabban
  • Then do it. Only people with low self esteem let themselves be used by chumps who care less. : Baragon
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    wait for the stuff to get delivered...then pawn it. : Matto357
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      I'm thinking that since it's trash day I'm going to have them line it up on my curb.. after I go through ... : beastrabban
      • yup, and tell your friend the company never delivered it. : Matto357
      • harsh but fair : elazair

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  Check register_globals in php.ini (My guess is that the last box doesn't have register_globals on) : timm
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    thanks, thats what it was. now i get to go through and rewrite all my code. fuck security, this is goi... : skold
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      Recreate the variables once at the top of your script. $username = $_POST["username"]; $password = ... : ThomW
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        heh yea, i came to this conclusion myself after my first try fucked up im like .. 'DUH, ill just do th... : skold
        • You can take the opportunity to improve your form at the same time by validating the user-entered data be... : ThomW

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• yeah, they better not fuck with the Daily Show or South Park >:( : ScoobySnack
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  Maybe Time/Warner's dragging Comedy Central down and Viacom is going to make it better -- ever think of t... : ThomW
  • change is only something to be feared : ScoobySnack

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  just position him over a toilet bowl and you should be safe from any harm to you or your furniture : rookieone
  • oh he already threw up on the couch, i carried him to the toilet. he's thrown up for quiet awhile now, i... : khaosman
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  make sure he doesn't go to sleep with his head in the pan or where he can choke on his own tongue. : inchwide
  • in the pan??? toilet eh : khaosman
• yea he looks like hes done puking. been a good hour or so. : khaosman
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  oh god its all dark colored, is that cuz he used to smoke or what? its scaring me : khaosman
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    he's probably been munching on feces : vodor
    • thats what i thought, its funny but not :( : khaosman
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    As long as there's no teeth in it, he'll (probably) be fine. : inchwide
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      btw when he's sober I hope you give him a verbal kicking for being such a twat. : inchwide
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        i shall... i took the vodka away from him. i don't trust him now : khaosman
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          i just put him on the couch i hope he is gonna be okay now :/ bah. : khaosman
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            and then i take him back to the toilet. graet : khaosman
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              support his head with a pillow or something so he doesn't choke on his own puke during his sleep. ... ... : dodob
              • yea he's keepin his head up on the toilet. i'm gonna wait as long as i can before i get my parents, i do... : khaosman
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            Now you have to write a humourous sign and prop it on his chest. Sure it's clichéd and unfunny but... : gingerninja
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              Or draw a penis on his forhead in permanent marker. : Juno
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                i'm very tempted now. : khaosman
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                  oh come on it'd be great! He wouldn't notice for a while, so long as you kept him away from a mirror. You... : Juno
                  • its tough atm, he's passed out (sleeping) behidn the toilet. : khaosman
              • or roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge! : elazair
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  i brought him back in, he looks good now. thanks guys : khaosman
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    your a good friend khoas. : *metal*
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      now, you should go get a hotdog, warm it up in the microwave till it's about body temperature...then wake... : Matto357
      • ^IAWTP : elazair
      • Did somebody ever tried that? ... sounds like fun. : larcho

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  hold this thread as I walk awaaaaaaay. : cncpun
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    as I walk awaaaaaaay!! : ScoobySnack
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      watch me unravel I'll soo be naked. : *metal*
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        Lying on the floor! : gingerninja
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          Lying on the floor : ThomW
          • i've come un-do-one.. : draconic
• Hey Bob! How you doing man? : gingerninja

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• I don't think a starmap will help you there - since Luna is not a star but actually a satellite. The M... : tripredicus

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• a winnar is you!!1 : elazair
• Attention ladies: This man is not very perceptive............ : UTSD3DSUCKS
• ATTN GEHY MENZ: He won't notice your a man for a few years.. :D : *metal*
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  is this like he quits pot right? i had my last dance with mary jane last night : barbs
  • its about not overwatering your plants! :) : overtoke
  • /me says 'Mary Jane' out loud a few times.. : Tissen

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  i was thinking the same thing. its sunny outside. bah. oh well i'll pass out in the afternoon and not ... : khaosman
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    it looks cloudy as FUCK outside over here. great. just when i need to go to school. : dodob
    • i hate it when it does that, it makes you feel like poo. been like that here for the past week or so. i... : khaosman
• obligatory Is she hot? : elazair
• HA HA </nelson> : Matto357
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  you poor poor souls. i have been up since 6 am, and at work for almost an hour now. : Orion
  • damn straight. same here. : *metal*
• You know what must be done. : ScoobySnack
• Damn skippy I just got back from driving my sis. : oldschoolbob-o

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  45 megs?! How long is this replay? : ZeroDegrees
  • 5:34 : Flawless Cowboy
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    http://www.sirkain.net/~kiken/VGReplays/ikac3promokiken.avi Here's a shorter one. It's only 16.5megs, ... : Flawless Cowboy
    • Thanks, was going to take me 45 minutes just to see a silly replay, heh. I can't wait for this game thou... : ZeroDegrees
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  shooters are hardly made anymore. maybe i'm wrong.. but can anyone tell me what good shooters for the PC ... : das_runt
  • I think all the good revent shooters are for the PS2...? : Vantage
  • http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~cs8k-cyu/windows/rr_e.html Has a mode that is similar to the game describe... : scythide
• oh man, i haev NO idea whats going on! : sticman77
• it wouldn't be so bad if the download rate weren't so damned slow.... *yawn* : jaga
• Radiant Silvergun still remains my fav. shooter, but Im still downloading this. Treasure NEVER dissapo... : b00tsauce
• hmmm looks much too hard for me. i want to pick it up, but i will never get through that sort of chaos! : grendel
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  Whoa, that looks intense! What difficulty setting is it on? : Magitek
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    Hardest, I think. But what's crazy is that he receives a S++ which is the highest rating possible. You ra... : Flawless Cowboy
    • don't all enemies explode into shrapnel in hardest? cause it's only same colored in the video. but maybe ... : dodob
    • Yeah, hell, I'm impressed with myself when I manage a B. That guys insane, I hate to think how many hours... : node
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  Wow, that's really impressive. The ability to switch between light and dark really adds to the gameplay ... : Vantage
  • Yeah, it's a really cool concept. In the blink of an eye a deadly projectile can turn into fuel for your ... : Flawless Cowboy
• holy fuck pigs. rented. : mega man
• Villagers demand a NA port of Dangun Feveron :( : alias
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  OMG, thank you thank you thank you, been looking for Ikaruga hardcore play vids for ages - a) Amazing gam... : node
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    tried gamefaqs yet? no tips on how to get s++ but some helpful hints nonetheless. : dodob
    • Yeah? I think I'll do that pal, cheers, didn't think of that. Love this game so much but trying to comple... : node
• Do you have a faster mirror? That one is getting swamped. : awoihjaweohr
• Holy. Fucking. Shit. I had some mad shooter skills in my day, but I've NEVER pulled off anything as ha... : riptyde