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Be Like Diddy

by Maarten Goldstein, Apr 15, 2003 1:05pm PDT

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I respect Combs cause he's not your average dumbass rapper... motherfucker has a college degree and has built an empire with his label.

Apr 15, 2003 8:30pm PDT

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I respect Combs cause he's not your average dumbass rapper... motherfucker has a college degree and has b... : warsaw
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  oh yeah and he can dance : warsaw
  - dance? I suppose your idea of dancing is standing in one spot and bobbing your head up and down...cool. : SnatchBlaster
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  Oh man -- he made a song which was "all about the benjamins". He's most definitely an average dumbass ra... : phreakshow
  - To clarify -- breastage = breast appendage : phreakshow

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I bet this game will sell bigtime because it will fill a niche that hasn't been filled before. Remember Deer Hunter? Who would've thought that game would sell so well.

Apr 15, 2003 7:21pm PDT

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I bet this game will sell bigtime because it will fill a niche that hasn't been filled before. Remember D... : gmoney
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  Deer Hunter filled the redneck gaming niche, along with wrestling games and Nascar.... there is NO niche ... : V0lk
  - Wrestling games are fun. ;P : phreakshow
- They need to make The Sims: Trailer Park, where your Uncle molests you, your first cousin, your neice, an... : reVy79

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people who buy crappy computers and use this new "internet" are gonna buy this game and get pissed when it runs shittily on their eMachines.

Apr 15, 2003 7:43pm PDT

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people who buy crappy computers and use this new "internet" are gonna buy this game and get pissed when i... : urbansling
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- in the ghetto : phreakshow
- And Compaq's and HP's (er, whats the difference anymore?). : reVy79

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I hope the ghosts of Biggy and Tupac give P. Diddy painful ethereal buttsex for this

Apr 15, 2003 7:31pm PDT

I hope the ghosts of Biggy and Tupac give P. Diddy painful ethereal buttsex for this : phreakshow

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Prediction: The game will be really popular for a little while, but when sales start to lag, they'll 'reinvent' the game by changing its name.

Apr 15, 2003 6:34pm PDT

Prediction: The game will be really popular for a little while, but when sales start to lag, they'll 'rei... : sinistarfith

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I'd rather have a Ben Afleck simulator.

Apr 15, 2003 1:47pm PDT

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I'd rather have a Ben Afleck simulator. : qstormxxx
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  I stand clear of any man who would even think of a ben affleck simulator. : SnatchBlaster
  - ben affleck + ragdoll physics + postal 2 = teh win : FuzzyOnion
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    better a Ben Affleck Simulator than Ben Affleck Stimulator... : timmie
    - Isn't a Ben Affleck Stimulator also known as a Jenifer Lopez? In that case, I'd like two Ben Affleck S... : inchwide
- "WARNING: chin .01 degrees below normal." : FuzzyOnion
- *shudder* as I scrolled by I read that as "Ben Afleck stimulator" : Zeeliv
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It'll just be samples of other games with him dancing in it.

Apr 15, 2003 1:14pm PDT

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It'll just be samples of other games with him dancing in it. : Rauol Duke
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- i laughed : kreggers
- you rule. : loco3kgt
- gold... : Pneum0

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By: uberp00 x Show Full Post

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you forgot the N in baNg, Maarten

Apr 15, 2003 5:14pm PDT

you forgot the N in baNg, Maarten : uberp00

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By: nudel x Show Full Post

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Wasn't there an online fund to get P. Diddy assassinated? If not, can we start one? And Robbie Williams and Justin Timberlake, please.

Apr 15, 2003 5:02pm PDT

Wasn't there an online fund to get P. Diddy assassinated? If not, can we start one? And Robbie Williams a... : nudel

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I am only buying this game if I can shoot in a nightclub and be found innocent in a court of law. Also I want to have some east and west side battles too.

Apr 15, 2003 4:54pm PDT

I am only buying this game if I can shoot in a nightclub and be found innocent in a court of law. Also I... : MarksmanX

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A game someone should make is an East Coast vs. West Coast RTS. It can be called "Age of Hip-Hop" or "GangstaCraft"...

Apr 15, 2003 2:04pm PDT

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A game someone should make is an East Coast vs. West Coast RTS. It can be called "Age of Hip-Hop" or "Gan... : hangingChad
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- excellent, gangstacrafdt : dpio222

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Is P Diddy the kiddy fiddler, or is that someone else?

Apr 15, 2003 2:18pm PDT

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Is P Diddy the kiddy fiddler, or is that someone else? : inchwide
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    I hope they don't make a game about him then. : inchwide
    - Funny I was just thinking the opposite. : smackythefrog
  - The difference in wannabe musician factor between the two is? : Evangelion
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      well, scratch that idea then. =) : Pneum0

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You youth market is elusive??? Last I checked kids were buying games out the ass.

Apr 15, 2003 1:17pm PDT

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You youth market is elusive??? Last I checked kids were buying games out the ass. : Shadore66
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The game goes something like this:

You start up as talentless nobody.
You hook up with some rap posse.
One of your friends becomes quite famous.
He gets killed.
You use his legacy and steal other peoples music to build one of your own, all in disguise of paying tribute to your deceased buddy.
You continue stealing music from years past, putting your voice on top.
You continue to market yourself to brain-dead teenagers to sell millions of records.
You become filthy rich and now you have to make a video game about yourself.

Apr 15, 2003 1:49pm PDT

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The game goes something like this: You start up as talentless nobody. You hook up with some rap posse... : Ukrainian Thunder
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- Wow so realistic... : D.J.P.

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omg linux client please!!!

Apr 15, 2003 3:46pm PDT

omg linux client please!!! : Silent1

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Damn, I thoguht it was going to be an FPS.

Apr 15, 2003 3:27pm PDT

Damn, I thoguht it was going to be an FPS. : cannelbrae

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no motha fuckin thanks, nigga!

Apr 15, 2003 3:25pm PDT

no motha fuckin thanks, nigga! : aliengrey

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"Record Tycoon - Get into the biz as p-squiddy...A rough gangster from the suburbs whos job is to make millions by putting lyrics to sampled music from the 70's...No musical ability needed! Show up for various other artist video shoots and bob your head to the music!!..and get paid too! To write music simply think up all the cool stuff that you have been able to buy with your illicit funds. For example: Bitches, Iced Chains, Rolex's, Hennesse, Escalades, Ski Trips to Aspen, Swimming pools, Hitlers Personl Flatware. In no time you will be banging movie stars and shooting handguns in public places without fear from cops.

Apr 15, 2003 2:02pm PDT

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"Record Tycoon - Get into the biz as p-squiddy...A rough gangster from the suburbs whos job is to make mi... : SnatchBlaster
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- eggcellent : ctlaltl33t
- don't forget Cristal champagne! : loco3kgt

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I've got three words for you, and I think you all know them quite well: WÃ¢Â€Â¦TÃ¢Â€Â¦F?

Apr 15, 2003 3:11pm PDT

I've got three words for you, and I think you all know them quite well: WÃ¢Â€Â¦TÃ¢Â€Â¦F? : Thradar

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shit i thought it said "be like diddly" and got all excited

Apr 15, 2003 3:06pm PDT

shit i thought it said "be like diddly" and got all excited : diddlyd

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let me guess, ps2? i can't see pc-gamers buying this crap...

Apr 15, 2003 1:15pm PDT

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let me guess, ps2? i can't see pc-gamers buying this crap... : qhflu1d
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- remember dear hunter? : smackythefrog
- *cough* the sims and its 2423423 devil spawns *cough* : noxjon
- those popular titles barely deserving of 'game' like myst and riven : paganritual

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STOP. Stop now please.

Apr 15, 2003 1:11pm PDT

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STOP. Stop now please. : pigvomit
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    probably the same demographic who picked up britney spears backup dancer game. "That's right, the best... : Sniper21
    - Or the same demographic that forks over for his "Sean John" line of clothes. Or the ones who see his NYC... : Ride-My-Rocket

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WTF? the "elusive" youth market?

those fickle kids... can never get them to buy video games....

Apr 15, 2003 2:48pm PDT

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WTF? the "elusive" youth market? those fickle kids... can never get them to buy video games.... : Kniggit
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- Exactly what I came in here to say. Good work. : avixe

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some dip to my lower lip sip the supple poison

Apr 15, 2003 2:37pm PDT

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some dip to my lower lip sip the supple poison : Pneum0
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- white trash f'in your wife in the ass while your out cyphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass. : Pneum0

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By: Phil x Show Full Post

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Bind T say "Know what I'm sayin, know what I'm sayin, know what I'm sayin, know what I'm sayin"

Apr 15, 2003 1:51pm PDT

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- Bind "mouse1" "say uh huh.....yeah." ;) : KungFuKenobi
- 'Dat's right' : lbc`

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Dont hate the game, hate da playa

Apr 15, 2003 1:31pm PDT

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  - Knowing how to manipulate the youth of America and milk them for money is a great talent indeed. However,... : Evangelion

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Also: The idea of a Dutchman saying "Werd" and flashing gang signs to me, is hilarious.

Apr 15, 2003 2:31pm PDT

Also: The idea of a Dutchman saying "Werd" and flashing gang signs to me, is hilarious. : Entity

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I want this game so bad! THe fact that I too could be a rap star intrigues me to no end. I want to kick mad favlor and toss back 40's as I play this game. I want to do some freestyle lip smacking rap with all the hit rapper of today like dizzy e and frizzy free, t-bag in the gang is the best one of the group in my opinion, the way he drops down the fat lines are b to the omb. Peace.

Apr 15, 2003 2:28pm PDT

I want this game so bad! THe fact that I too could be a rap star intrigues me to no end. I want to kick m... : -dm7

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[red]Bad Boy Killa![/red]

Apr 15, 2003 2:07pm PDT

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- [bold flashing red]way t'go anon![/bold flashing red] : inchwide

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"The line between the entertainment and marketing and advertising world has virtually disappeared,"

Fuck you.

Apr 15, 2003 1:33pm PDT

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- indeed. : Ukrainian Thunder
- That happened months ago when my best friend inadvertantly bought a $30 skittles commercial. : Zeeliv

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I bet this game'll be tha illes' mos' shiznittyle bling bling gam' o da year niggaz. Get jiggy wit it y'all. Aight?

Apr 15, 2003 1:34pm PDT

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Hey Steve, you spelled Bang wrong

Apr 15, 2003 1:53pm PDT

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This game ISN'T somehow related to a GTA-related, Rockstar made game? It would almost be a cut and paste situation with P. Diddy and New York over Miami and you easily have a game that is just in time for Xmas.

Apr 15, 2003 1:55pm PDT

This game ISN'T somehow related to a GTA-related, Rockstar made game? It would almost be a cut and paste... : VashTheStampede

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SIMDiddy

Apr 15, 2003 1:54pm PDT

SIMDiddy : r1cola

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Do I get to make shitty remakes of Led Zeppilin songs and give my self a lame stage name?

Apr 15, 2003 1:54pm PDT

Do I get to make shitty remakes of Led Zeppilin songs and give my self a lame stage name? : RatBastard

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And people are complaining about Postal 2.

Apr 15, 2003 1:06pm PDT

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"Blue Flame Marketing"

.......

I got a blue flame for ya ;)

Apr 15, 2003 1:30pm PDT

"Blue Flame Marketing" ....... I got a blue flame for ya ;) : dmiller

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bling bling ya'll.

Apr 15, 2003 1:24pm PDT

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- aight? aight! : csana

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0_o

"top-of-the-line video game..."

Apr 15, 2003 1:20pm PDT

0_o "top-of-the-line video game..." : marblehead

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