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• oooo please say the batteries are for her AND your camera :) :) : Chunks
• www.x-10.com : kanix
• *marks calender* : Squirrely
• Just let us know if you need additional web space... : spl
• www.x10.com : bringer
• *picks up jaw off ground* : FenrisL0ki
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  Is she hot ? : dougb
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    n00b, you do not know the glory of Phil's sister-in-law?!?! : matrix
    • I've never heard about it either :/ : sharkII
  • kill this man! : alias bean
  • where'd that wall come from? : burningpantsman
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    http://shack1.netfirms.com/fapfapfap.jpg drag and drop : Degenerate
    • she's hot. : dougb
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  AssGoblin requests a toilet and shower cam. AssGoblin will supply funds. : AssGoblin
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    This first person AssGoblin post made Phil laugh heartily. : Phil
    • AssGoblin is pleased that he made Phil laugh. AssGoblin will also visit during said week to seduce said ... : AssGoblin
  • Toilet cams are just weird. : dougb
• Better start drillin' holes and planting cameras! : Vantage
• you MUST hook us up : industro
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  i feel that this needs to be marked informative for the better of all men. : alias bean
  • Where can I subscribe? : Mad Brahmin Disease
• web cam web cam web cam :D : tomservo
• +10 informative : Valiant
• ^^the high point of our days, i'm sure. : maynard854
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  This thread is funny yet somehow sad : Cygnus X-1
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    lol you know you'll be fapping just like the rest of us. : Phil
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      ok, i know we'll be fapping, but it still bothers me. she's your sister-in-law, dude! she's, technically,... : maynard854
      • so is his wife... : halfway
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        Teh cock wants what it wants. The law is no boundary. besides, she's not a blood relative, so there's rea : edgewise
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          one could argue that it is one's genetic duty to propogate the species with such a fine specimen as her : AssGoblin
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            one could also argue that a degenerate like him shouldn't mix genes with such a fine specimen as her :p : edgewise
            • I'll spill my seeds on the ground. Humanity... is SAFE! : Phil
            • that's a very good point. I nominate myself as the replacement : AssGoblin
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          it still seems somehow wrong to me -- for him to be oogling over her, not us :P : maynard854
          • Theres nothing wrong with it. Many a man has oogled his own cousins *cough* and theres nothing wrong with... : thetangent
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  Won't you work during the day ? : teh snail
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    I may have to take a day or 2 off and have a beer by the pool. fucking w00t! : Phil
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      Besides, with the elaborate network of tiny survellience cameras he'll have strung throughout the house, ... : Vantage
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        Hahah that would rule. But it would be divorce-city however if I got busted. I can explain away the pic... : Phil
        • But maybe you could marry your ex-sister-in-law? : spl
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          No no.. It's just that you're so concerned about the kid's well-being that you don't trust them with anyb... : Vantage
          • SWEET! I can't believe I didn't think of this scenario because it makes perfect sense. I'm slipping. I... : Phil
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  Fuck her this time. : Poor Yurik
  • http://incubation.drac.org/vampire%20bloodlines%20-%20E3%20trailer.mov : Poor Yurik
• Where do you live again Phil? :) : Andy Hanson
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  So can we get some current pictures? : Matto357
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    I think you guys have seen all that I have. : Phil
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      I haven't...repost for great shack justice. : Matto357
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        Check out weezer rocks Shackspace. I think he has a shrine of her pics over there. I'm relegated to a f... : Phil
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          http://www.shackspace.com/~weezer_rocks@shackmail.com/Phil's%20Sister%20in%20law/sweetjebus.jpg is the : laidback
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            hmmm... maybe my assumptions were wrong and she's not the wifey? :/ well in any case you are still a winn : laidback
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              No, that's his sister in law, and that's exactly the problem... : Vantage
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                both of those girls are hot.... : dougb
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                  And sadly, neither is his wife :( : Vantage
                  • i thought the one on the left was his wife :/ : spector
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  But ... isn't she considered "family" now. by law : dougb
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    Screw these semantics and technical mumbo jumbo! : Phil
    • hahahahhah : dougb
  • In the same way Mrs. Phil is family. And I'd imagine it's ok to sexor the wife! : Watts
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  for those who haven't seen her: http://home.socal.rr.com/epit/phil/ : epit
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    I think she's hot but is her butt as big as it looks in real life? http://home.socal.rr.com/epit/phil/ve... : dougb
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      She's got a J-Lo ass. But that water makes it look bigger than it actually is. Kinda like those side mi... : Phil
      • Did you have to sneak that picture of her in the pool? : edgewise
    • she has grand child-bearing hips, my dear boy! : Luminair
  • is that a buldge? : onyx
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    it's broken! : rainbowsheep
    • nevermind : rainbowsheep
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    She's kind of fat, I see good ol' cottage cheese : fvick
    • It's sick what people call fat these days. I guess Ally McBeal is everyone's winner for nicest body thes... : Dobbs
  • Move To UTAH and Marry Them BOTH : sixfoot6
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    wait until she finds out he has a pics of her with labels like "fapfapfap" :D : thetangent
    • Does she know what fapping is? : Havain
  • Even the inner tubes say FAPFAPFAP : Pointy
• we must have PICS+DIVX of the dirtbox plowing! : thetangent
• HID THE VIDEO CAMERA MOFG : archon
• yea, is she even remotley aware of your jerkoff surveilance of her? : r1cola
• hahahahah NAWICE! Get some penetration shots, will ya? : Wolfanoz
• what is she? 18? : sharkII
• You need to set up a webcam so we can see your wife's reaction when she finds out about the shack : tostador
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  I don't remember phil mentioning whether she has a bf or not. : vassili_zaitsev
  • I see you're keeping your options open :). : Havain

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  Funny how people get upset about violence in SHOOTER games. : dognose
  • I'm upset that there isn't more violence in "Barbie's Hollywood Makeover VII" :< : Kaiser
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  This game sounds like an awesome "make your own fun" game. I'm definitely going to check out the demo wh... : whacksauce
  • Yep, it's amazing in that sense. Just do a comment search for Postal to find a ton of threads where peop... : Poor Yurik
  • That's exactly what it is. Look at my last few posts for something about "work of art," we had a good th... : DinK
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  I find it odd that the game breaks every taboo in the book... and yet there's no nudity. It's a brutally... : Vantage
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    Also, notice no kids in it? : dognose
    • they were too easy to take out with a shovel : Degenerate
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      Well, you are walking around during the week in the day... All the kids are in school! ;) Being able ... : Vantage
      • Especially if they had naked kids. :( Being beaten to death with a shovel, burned, pissed on, then beat a... : Entity
    • YES SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • MY GOD MAN!!! NUDITY!!!! Well I never. I can't belive you even said such a thing. THINK OF THE CHILDREN : smdever
  • also, when you whip it out in public NPC's "complain" about you being disgusting, but if you're in a bath... : Chunks
  • Mods to the rescue! : spl
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    Are we sure the full version doesn't have it? : Entity
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      Well, I haven't seen any of the reviews talk about it, nor does the website mention anything other than "... : Vantage
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        I'm sure a mod will rectify this. : Entity
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          Just having a nude patch doesn't really do it though. It should be worked into all aspects of the game..... : Vantage
          • sure you can. Just remake a couple of the levels to have strip clubs included, problem solved. : Crimsonbeak
  • You get to see the bare ass of leatherclad gimps! :D : Poor Yurik
  • yeah, and if you whip out teh cock in front of the mirror you get a "censored" box over your private area... : voltron
  • You have a very short list of taboos. : Watts
  • Yes... this game needs nudity NOW.. I wanna undress the womenz god i'm sick : Q-ball
• I just realized that my tax return should be showing up in time to pick up Postal 2 before the end of the... : emnii
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  My only complaint about Postal 2 is I think the gimp should like it when you piss on him and positively r... : Poor Yurik
  • I agree! And slapping him on the ass with the nightstick should produce similar results. : emnii
  • You're not his type. Really, I think this game is all about acting out sexual repression. Admit it, you'r... : Watts
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  It's really good on interactivity. But really, where's my goal? Whoopy doo, get milk. The point of Po... : Watts
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    interactivity? you can't even break windows : slackor
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      Uh, yes you can...and you can jump right through window panes and they shatter all around you and damage ... : Poor Yurik
      • Some windows. Not all. You can also kick over the computer above the convenience store, but other compute... : Watts
    • What's with that? There's one mirror that's cracked, but you can't break normal mirrors. Couldn't they ha... : Watts
  • It's a gimmick game with over the top violence for the sake of publicity. People will bore of it soon aft... : Fred Garvin
  • there's more fancy goals in the full version, such as picking up and cashing your paycheck. : vodor
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  Just let it die please. : Fred Garvin
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    Well, I checked the front page up and down and I don't see any mention of Steve and Maarten handing the r... : Poor Yurik
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      Yeah, especially such high calibre game like this: http://www.gopostal.com/ No racial intolerance b : Fred Garvin
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        haha, that site fucking rules : Entity
        • Indeed :) : Poor Yurik
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        One of these days the Shack is going to pool its money together and buy you a sense of humor :) by paying : Poor Yurik
        • Count me in on that pool. : Entity
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          Once again, just because I think it's a lame game that relies on gimmicks and trailer park appeal doesn't... : Fred Garvin
          • On the contrary, the fact that you go out of your way to make posts like this http://www.shacknews.com/ja... : Poor Yurik
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            I can't remember a time when you've EVER had something positive to say. But needless to say, this game is... : Entity
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              Gee, I guess you haven't looked real hard then. : Fred Garvin
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                lets give it up for pathetic elitism on the shack w00t! : halfway
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                  Huh, how do you come to that conclusion? : Fred Garvin
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                    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7226210 he's talking about a game thats being released today, you ob... : halfway
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                      I didn't say that people that like it are racist, I said they were tapping into racist sentiment with tha... : Fred Garvin
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                        Ok Fred, let me restate this one last time: We're on a gaming website, you don't want people to discus... : Poor Yurik
                        • Survey says: ##YURIK'S RIGHT##]b : acheron
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                          And I have every right to voice my opinion, right? : Fred Garvin
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                            By telling people not to talk about it? Get off your fucking high horse. : Entity
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                              You sure get all uppity when I post stuff you don't like, dontcha. : Fred Garvin
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                                Wow, that was a good reply. Good one. Nice work on arguing what I've said. You sure don't like being wron... : Entity
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                                  Can an opinion be wrong in a case of preference? : Fred Garvin
                                  • Yes. : Halen
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                            http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7226086 isn't voicing an opinion. It's an attempt to stifle other peop... : Poor Yurik
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                              Hey, that's still an opinion. No different than all the people giving me the STFU. : Fred Garvin
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                                well, you don't give any reasons why you don't like it (unless you already have, in which case why are yo... : halfway
                                • I gave lots of reasons before, want me to point you to the posts? : Fred Garvin
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                                Are you on crack boy? Telling people to shut up about something is not an opinion. o·pin�... : Entity
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                                  So, glad you care enough about me to correct my errant ways. : Fred Garvin
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                                    Sucks being put in your place, doesn't it? : Entity
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                                      Yeah, when it happens I'll let you know. : Fred Garvin
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                                        I'm going to periodically check this thread to see how big of a hole you can dig for yourself in a single... : Poor Yurik
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                                          Well, everyone needs a hobby. : Fred Garvin
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                                            You are quickly becoming my favorite character account. : Poor Yurik
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                                              I aim to please and the feeling is mutual. : Fred Garvin
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                                                haha, comedy "I'M RUBBER YOU'RE GLUE WHATEVER YOU BOUNCES OFF ME AND STICKS TO YOU!" option. : Entity
                                                • Throw a SAY in there somewhere for fun. : Entity
                                                • He is on the threshold of being the next Daggah. : Poor Yurik
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  Postal 2 was developed on the Unreal Warfare Engine. Uhm, wasn't it the Lithtech engine? : nomaad
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    It has to have been the old Unreal engine. This isn't even in teh sam euniverse as Splinter Cell. : Fred Garvin
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      Yep, you're right. 99 percent of the doors aren't impassable painted wall clutter in Postal. : Poor Yurik
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        Uh, what are you talking about? Have you even played Splinter Cell? : nomaad
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          Yes. It's very linear. : Poor Yurik
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            so is Deus Ex, you have to go from start to finish /end sarcasm : Jackass1233
            • Wait a second, did you actually just imply that splinter cell is even COMPARABLE to the amount of free wi... : Poor Yurik
  • it's definitely unreal, since it uses karma and all kinds of unreal filetypes. : vodor
  • Uhm, no. It's the Unreal engine. Lithtech doesn't do ragdoll yet. : Entity
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  so it is out today, right? : archon
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    Yep, I ate lunch in today, I'm picking it up tommorow. : Poor Yurik
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      But it is out? I have someone over yonder saying it's banned. I think he's wrong, but can't prove either ... : gingerninja
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        In the US, it's out. I can't vouch for other wonky countries :) : Poor Yurik
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          Well, the US was listed, and Germany (surprisingly). Seemed a it unlikely. Thankyew! : gingerninja
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            I dont think they could sell it in Germany. We have to remove any trace of blood from out games to get in... : Fred Garvin
            • You are a German game developer? If so, I understand your viewpoint. : Poor Yurik
• English not the first language of this chick reviewing? : indeego
• \m/ 404 error \m/ : wunderbred
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  The demo was disgusting. The violence was over the top and specially made for the kid who pulls the wing... : quietb0y
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    I know you're kidding, but I don't understand why people really make this violence argument. It's stated ... : Entity
    • It's a subtle parody of itself. A study in the extremity of violence for the sake of violence. The joke i... : verbatim