Evening Reading

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• today is not April 10th : drucifer

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• it means its out of paper : darkT

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• SO TRUE! : majestik
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  eww....I just snuck in there ;) : MatthewPhillips
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    Either you're 14 or 30....hmmm : majestik
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      my supar detective skills tell me 30 : eghartman
      • u r a supardetective! = teh win for u! : Psychic Potato
      • actually 29, but thanks for playing! : MatthewPhillips

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• "Bubba is committing suicide at the gates of my ASS!!" : Dreagon
• (currently luaghinh my ass off) : The Jesus Prime
• i no spel gud : The Jesus Prime

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• Could use a *bump* : Sebastian Sylvan
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  Since I don't know what haskell is or what it is for, I don't see how I can help any. : sharkII
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    Read the "Why Does Haskell Matter" section. Then read the tutorial. Then tell me if there is something yo... : Sebastian Sylvan
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      Just read about 50% of the first and skimmed the rest. Got the jist of it. As far as readability goes,... : sharkII
      • I see space between the paragraphs... What browser are you using? : Sebastian Sylvan
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  Hrm, I disagree with the Blub paradox part a bit - people do regularly discover the weaknesses of their l... : GloriousCow
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    Yeah, I was trying to target the "average programmer". Most programmers will be to busy "thinking in term... : Sebastian Sylvan
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      Well still, this statement: So the reason the mainstream doesn't use Haskell is because people feel th : GloriousCow
      • You are right. I should probably tone that down a bit. I didn't mean "cling to old languages" I meant ... : Sebastian Sylvan
• Another *bump* is in order! (You guys are slow readers!) : Sebastian Sylvan
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  This means that a function may use definitions that are defined after it, it also means that you can defi : sharkII
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    (no need for semi-colons): odd usage of parentheses there..... : sharkII
    • what these types represents, so I represent is not supposed to be plural..... and with this, I end. ... : sharkII
  • Substance and readability. I'll go through it more thouroughly looking for spelling misstakes when I'm no... : Sebastian Sylvan
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  (you want to return two values from a function in C? Tough luck! You'll have to resort to pointers and ot : GloriousCow
  • Hmm.. Yeah I should probably mention that. The point was that it's pretty easy to group variables, just ... : Sebastian Sylvan
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  i took a programming languages course in college that used ocaml... at first it was really hard trying to : nummerdrei
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    Hmm. Yeah. AFAIK: Haskell is pure and lazy, Ocaml is not - but it has object orientation. : Sebastian Sylvan
    • And o'caml doesn't have strong typing does it? I haven't messed a lot with it... : Sebastian Sylvan
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    http://www.ocaml.org/ .. Teams using O'Caml have won the ICFP programming contest several years in a row... : GloriousCow
    • Yeah O'Caml is very fast (about the speed of C++, is what I hear). But I'll gladly play the small speed p... : Sebastian Sylvan
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  We should continue to move to higher levels of abstraction, just like we've done before. We should trade : TheTick
  • Programmer costs are only really significant in dying companies and startups. Other than that coders are ... : TheTick
  • I stated numerous times that for time critical stuff, Haskell is not the best bet (and you should use C f... : Sebastian Sylvan
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  thank you for writing that.. i've been interested in learning other styles and foundations of programming... : Mr.Fusion
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    in the class i took we did some prolog at the end of the course... i dont know if functional programming ... : nummerdrei
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      Prolog made my head hurt. : RatBastard
      • Prolog's a neat language. It does a lot of work for you and some algorithms are remarkably simple. It's... : Finestaut
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  Nice work. The tutorial section seems a little dense, but it's a good first effort. It might benefit fr... : filtersweep
  • Yes I was just thinking about that. I should probably have a longer "Haskell Basics" section where I go "... : Sebastian Sylvan

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• bah. http://www.gotwoot.net/v1/index.php?page=downloads : dodob
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  Shaping up to be a good series : sys_ref
  • hell yeah. but i haven't seen 27 yet cause it hasn't finished downloading yet :( : dodob
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  what is it? : MONGOLOID
  • kid anime about ninjas. it's really about japanese magic and ninja techniques, although the anime hasn't ... : dodob
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  Thanks. Damn I think I missed 26, BT's been stalled at 25% for a day now. :( Guess I'll have wait until... : smax
  • hmm that sucks. if you get on dc++ some of us have it. : dodob
  • http://www.animetorrents.com/bittorrent/new/ : d3tached
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  Naruto? Is that the show with the little kid who's a fox demon or something? I saw the first episode ... : Anti_dentite
  • yeah. it's for kids. :p : dodob

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  Louis Armstrong is so the man. His cover of Mack the Knife is by far the best. :) Thanks for sharing ... : amankhan
  • Glad you enjoy them!! And yes, he is the man. : fatman
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  I like the Nylons - Up The Ladder To The Roof better than this stuff : weezer rocks
  • that's OK. But I don't have that tune on my Shackspace anymore. :( : fatman
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  I love you. :( Downloading. : angelparadox
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    CUL, WEN U SND PIC?!?! : fatman
    • Sorry... that was kind of out of left field.... http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7188465 : fatman
• Senka you vary much! : zuga
• Bump-o... the clown-o : fatman
• Downloaded, danke. : geedeck

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  www.m-w.com : monohydrate
  • Usually you can find "medical words" like those at m-w, guess not this time. : monohydrate
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  haha merriam-webster says neither of those is a word. But for enough money dictionary.com will make up a... : eghartman
  • Haha, I suppose so. They are indeed words though ;( : futant
  • they're not in MS Word either : ScoobySnack
• comorbidity = \/ comorbid = X http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/features/dictionary/DictionaryResults.asp : BigT
• www.onelook.com : hellvetica

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  lmao... behind those glasses are the eyes of a man about to kill. : PhoenixArisen
  • Or have an orgasm. : 5150 Joker
• ATTN GHEY INFIDELZ : ScoobySnack
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  someone photoshop those glasses into teh gibson, similar no? : kronologik
  • need sTeve pics.. I've got pleanty of Maarten pics, no sTeve pics :( : ScoobySnack
  • http://home.sport.rr.com/trilinear/war.png I think it fits. : Trilinear
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  Dude looks like dognose. : bringer
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    there's a little bit of dognose in everyone : ScoobySnack
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      Dognose Pickup Line "Hey - Do you have a little Dognose in ya?" : Dognose "No." : Random Shacker "Yo : ThomW
      • /sniffs ear dognose : ScoobySnack
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    Everyone with sunglasses looks like dognose. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      And by everyone I mean anyone. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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        http://www.poddys.com/jokes/Cartoons/anyoneseenmysunglasses.jpg : Rapid 99
        • LOL COMEDY ASS : kronologik
        • ahahahahahah : Mad Brahmin Disease
        • funny... yet disturbing. Very Classy. : Psychic Potato

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  Wow really? I freaking love Tonic. They had a couple kick ass songs on Lemon Parade, and the new CD is ... : ZeroDegrees
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    whoa... I didn't know Tonic was still around. : PhoenixArisen
    • Heh I know. They played on Leno a couple months ago, good stuff. They seem like they're gonna be some s... : ZeroDegrees
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    they were pretty damn good. : pupismyname
    • Awesome, I'll have to see if they're coming around here anytime soon. I love that nobody thinks they're ... : ZeroDegrees
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  Was the tour called "1-hit wonders from the 90's"? : c_man_tmt
  • no dammit - 'cause they had more than 1 hit : PapaBoo
• How was 1995 doing? :p : jjlaw
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  Gin Blossoms? They're still around? : whacksauce
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    they put on a great show. : pupismyname
    • Cool. New Miserable Experience was a great album, and even though the next one wasn't as good, it still ... : whacksauce

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  you had me at megadeth : primate13
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    ? Is that good or bad? Regardless, you should download at least "Paint The Devil On The Wall" and "Un... : Vantage
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      i was trying to make reference to the saying "you had me at hello". in your comparison to megadeth, you... : primate13
      • Hehe ok :) I was worried for a second there. : Vantage
  • Admit it, it was my glowing review. Btw, thanks again Vantage, gonna listen a bit later. Downloaded no... : Chunks
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  are you in marketing? what a pitch : uberp00
  • Well, did it work? : Vantage
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  holy crap. Unity (the instrumental) reallly fucking rocks my bawls. : sparhawk
  • I'll have to add that to the list of quotes. :) : Vantage
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  This reminds me of Helloween.... : mp7rox
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    Helloween?!?? That's an odd comparison.. but ok. :P : Vantage
    • Reminds me of keeper of the seven keys part II at least that Paint the devil on the wall tune did : mp7rox
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      I actually like this...and by the way I think the comparison to megadeth is off....it's kinda got a Dream... : mp7rox
      • Glad you like it :) listen to the other tracks.. I think you'll see the similarities to Megadeth. IMO, : Vantage
• This be good music to get ya going in the morning! :P : Vantage

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  Sweet http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/categories/products/product.asp?pf_id=232025 : Degenerate
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    thats tottaly awesome. : Silent Wolf
    • and by awesome, I mean totally sweet : bipolar
• I didn't know about that. +1 Informative : monohydrate

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• thanks for nothing, foos! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Use the comments search! We would have to use it anyways. : majestik
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    I did but there was no descritption in the post and I don't have any idea how the files were called. : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • There are no such files! - Iraqi Information Minister : Edges
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  I hate you guys... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    No you do not Iraqi Information Minister : on_a_beach
    • OMG he's right, I don't! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    Here you lazy bastage http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7192447 : Blackdawgg
    • hahahaha thanks : monohydrate
    • thank you, fellow commie, I really tried to find it. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• it *was* here http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com but it's been pulled : kronologik
• There is a page 11 and we are in possession of it. : Iraqui Information Minister : MurrayTheSkull

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• sounds great. ive always wanted to do something like that. : on_a_beach
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  5 bux says it rains. : electric_monk
  • we're ready for that :) tarpaulin matey! : yautja
  • I say it'll be a Calvin & Hobbes-style misery fest. : Magitek
• Last time I did some real camping it hailed like a mofo for hours... was mother nature's version of shock... : riptyde
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  Fucking Campers! -Xian : lacker
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    I'll admit it, I laughted. : *metal*
    • i'll be here all week : lacker
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  Make sure you thank Evolution or God for the beauty ! Depending on which way you go. : balaams_ass
  • neither will respond, but for different reasons. : eghartman
  • oh i will. the beauty of this country is great :) Australia mate! : yautja
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  I'm looking forward to this long weekend too. : GoofyBoy
  • it's supposed to rain for like 4 days in SoCal :( : ScoobySnack

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  wonder if she's hawt. had to be. to give up your secrets and vouch for her. : dodob
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    does have to be hot if hes a fat bastard : mega man
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      DOESNT : mega man
      • what if he's a Mega Man? : land
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  I love your posts. They reveal all of the inherient flaws in American government. : EvilDolemite
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    i don't. i think most of xvdl's political posts are boring as hell. : dodob
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      if they're boring why do you read them? If the answer is you don't, then how do you know most are bor... : xvdl
      • i read them because they are xvdl posts :) how's that for sucking up? : dodob
    • i think he could just start linking most posts back to older posts to get the msg across and save space : Nighteyes
    • Hey, I'm not saying that his posts represent anything in particular. I just like the fact that he brings... : EvilDolemite
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    Seems more like this one is the flaw of one man. : stump
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      my feelings too. How is this an indictment of the US Government? It's a science lab (affilliated with a U... : edgewise
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        SHUT UP YOU RIGHT WING BRAINWASHED SHEEP. : Maj3stic 12
        • and you are....? predictable angsty misguided teen? : Downforce
        • sarcasm right? At least, I hope so : thetangent
      • ding ding correct : Merconium
  • You mean people don't fuck for secrets where you're from? : royaljester
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    I tend to think that xvdl hates everything. He bitches about America, although he doesn't live here. He... : jasonepowell
    • no, I see him more as an beacon that shines light into dark corners :) the corners your goverments does ... : BigT

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  Get me in too. How did you get the spot : HeXoN
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    :-)==8 : skold
    • hahaha : majestik
• thanks for letting us know again! : pimpium
• I'd buy that for a dollar! : pigvomit
• and then proceed to give it to me. : stump
• its good to know my dad is a millionare. : ansuble
• tell us again, how big is that giant penis of yours? : google
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  are you talkin about the friends list? pssst...next beta wont be WoW:) : Jackass1233
  • heh what do you say the next beta will be then master jedi Jack : defector

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  Hey, did somebody step on a duck? : CrimsonHandHiro
  • O_o you get no respect : electric_monk
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  Hey, that's NOT A STICK! o_O : Xak Malice
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    THIS IS WHAT WE DO! : majestik
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      ahahahah : Mad Brahmin Disease
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        and it begins.. : ScoobySnack
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          but it was really well played! : Mad Brahmin Disease
          • that's the way they all start out :) : ScoobySnack
• OOOH! do that again. : electric_monk
• i'm up now :( : jrsX
• HAAAARRRRR : Dingbat
• Goodnight : Edges
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  BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINS... : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • *feels Homer's head*... *moves along* BRAINS! : riptyde

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• ahahahahaaha COMEDY FUCKING GOLD : Mad Brahmin Disease
• meh should have made him the same resolution as the rest of the pic so it looked real : eghartman
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  http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/ Site seems to be down right now, but I hear its comedy... : riptyde
  • Needs a "this site is working fine" 404 page : NukeDukem

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• check your shackmessages. : majestik
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  uxthemepatcher. made by the stylexp people, but freeware. : pyide
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    thanx a lot! :D : evil-cow
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      Fine...be that way ;) : majestik
      • hehe you both helped :) : evil-cow
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    linkage? : kanix
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      http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=uxthemepatcher : halfway
      • that what i ended up doing but you know all that effort with ctrl-v and that whole clicking favorites thi... : kanix

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• pussy juice : Blackdawgg
• beer. just beer. will it really make any difference the next morning what kind it was when you wake up to... : ScoobySnack
• Have a widowmaker on the house: Vodka + antifreeze : eghartman
• wife beater i a good drink : kronologik

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• I could tell you but your not using Easy CD Creator... : oldschoolbob-o

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  don't think so, they spammed it silly (and shoot the reporters they had in Baghdad).. : BigT
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    Didn't Bush and Blair come on and make statements? : ScoobySnack
    • err.. that was a new television station "Toward Freedom TV" http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/200... : ScoobySnack

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  New Order - Something or other... can't think of the track name right off hand : PhoenixArisen
  • Confusion is the title : PhoenixArisen
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  confusion construction by new order : on_a_beach
  • cheers people : Rapid 99
• 50 cent - in da club : dodob
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  why is it infamous? : on_a_beach
  • It was released here (well ripped off) by someone else, and did pretty well, although it was changed slig... : Rapid 99
• Poo. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• that's so weird, my friend just posted his music video he did for class using this song : jambalaya king

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  Splendid. Yes, the splendor of spring is awesome to behold. : zerologik
  • just saying its friday would sufice : nurall
  • it's cool how one sentence can cheer up a morning =) : ScoobySnack

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• *bump* for spending justice!! : Psychic Potato
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  heh so you can host what, 2 pics? w00t! : halfway
  • Well I'm not hosting porn... it's only being used for ebay auctions. Speaking of which... I made this ... : Psychic Potato
• you have an isp right? You should get some webspace with that. : eghartman

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• hahahahahahaha : Magitek
• I'm Greenland toast : majestik
• Strongmen lie a tad. : majestik
• Demonstrative glisten nosebag : majestik
• Chess wank : majestik

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• You need to listen to Run Lola Run's soundtrack whilst running. : bringer

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  Damnit, why weren't you here twenty minutes ago! : Merconium
  • motherfuck... stupid work : PhoenixArisen

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• Chris Rock is the only stand-up comedian I can stand to watch. : Xak Malice
• im pretty sure that chris rock had the beginning part of that paragraph in his comedy routine a few years... : sweat
• Bernard Manning : fen boi
• Sarah Silverman : Mad Brahmin Disease
• lenny bruce : on_a_beach
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  I'm sure he meant it as a rethorical (sp?) question and was just showing his appreciation for Chris Rock. : evil-cow
  • richard pryor : on_a_beach
• howard stern? : Blackdawgg
• sTeve gibson : CoRDS
• Maarten goldstein : CoRDS
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  this quote has been attributed to so many in the last few weeks, it's hard to say who it belongs to. : d-man
  • this joke is not funny, was not funny and will never be goddammit stop posting it. : dodob
  • oops, i'm slow : ermac
• he's got a point : Rapid 99
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  this is one of those quotes that just about everyone has been credited as saying it. i heard charles bar... : ermac
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    but charles barkley doesn't think tiger is white :) : dodob
    • or black. whatever. : dodob

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  yo mamma so fat she made the world go crazy : Blackdawgg
  • hahah : Rapid 99
  • well, YO momma so fat the best golfer is black : dodob
• Yo momma so fat, her ass is wider than Yao is tall! : Magitek
• yo mama so fat she is risking death by clogged artery. pdum pshh : on_a_beach