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• Thats, "Because of the bombing" : Visceral Monkey
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  that's cool. Universal Dog Language? : ventro
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    dog language is universal..same with all animals actually. : veggie
    • i bet human grunting would be also, but just try to write it. Uggngh UNNgh UNNNGH UGHh UNGGGGGGGH! : pharoah mike
• We should set up a RW channel and have our doggies bark at each other. : MeenMunky
• aint technology fucking amazing? : pigvomit
• That dog in Iraq is saying, "Get me the fuck outta here. For once, I'd like to shit in some green grass ... : Phil

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• as long as you don't smoke em near me : HeXoN
• smoking cigarettes kills people, and if they're cigarettes made of marijuana they kill you and make girls... : BenMurphy
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  OMG smokers don't belong ont eh Shack!! : Da Username J00 Want
  • Or maybe a smoking section : dognose
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  Why aren't smokers arrested every time they litter their butts? : indeego
  • that is a good question.... I hate the people that stand outside (where smoking belongs: outside) and th... : Jerry C
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  let's try this again: i'm sick of these non-smoking laws. FUCK 'EM. i'm going to buy 30 minutes of networ... : draconic
  • I'm fine watching it, just don't smoke near me fucker. :) : Video Sex Pope
  • hey, we got nothing against a person smoking, but we do have something against a smoker forcing their smo... : thetangent
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    come to nevada. you can smoke anywhere you can gamble, and you can gamble anywhere. : karl hungus
    • So nice. They just made smoking in bars illigal up here, which sucks greatly (and I've never smoked a cig... : Chunks
    • yeehaw. smoke, drink, gamble, and pay for poon. what a state, WHAT A STATE. : draconic
    • I just came home from there :) : thetangent
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  I need to start smoking like I need a hole in my head. : vassili_zaitsev
  • you could stick a smoke in that hole! : drucifer
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    well, you'd need at least one hole : BenMurphy
    • i laughed : ^-SeaWolf-^
• I don't smoke, but I like smokers. Interesting. Althought I'd prefer a chick to have a breath mint or get... : Chunks
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  FACT: Non-smokers die every day. : snagger
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    So do people who haven't been shot. That doesn't mean guns arent hazardous for your health. This is one o... : TheTick
    • -2 for missing Bill Hicks reference : snagger
• omg! thetruth.com! : snuffed
• I'm planning to buy some tonight. Bring on the new variety of cancer causing agents. : Era5er
• i noticed we started getting them in our store...still have no clue what the difference is between them t... : davislovestacobell

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  Wow, it's like Nintendo's Paperboy, only dumber. : bipolar
  • Paperboy was an Atari game. Old School! : ThomW
  • Ugh! Blasphemous! http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?letter=P&game_id=8977 : Halen
• tagged :( : edward
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  teenage lawnmower was one of the games at the indie game festival at GDC. I didn't think it was that gre... : artillery
  • I played the demo. It was kinda meh. He should take the engine for it and make a decent game. : PantherX
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  im working on VirtualLaundry, Sim RoomCleaner, and Snow Shoveler right now : nyranger66
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    SimDentist Appointment or Proctologist Tycoon would be pretty sweet. : edward
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      SimEconomicsProfessor, anyone? : UtilityMaximizer
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        cant wait for sim-shacker : nurall
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          It would basically be a messageboard... : spl
          • It could be like .hack. A messageboard within a game! Think of the possibilities... : Speedy8
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      Sim Dentist could be fairly interesting..... : edgewise
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        Would be too much like that old board game Operation. Man I hated that game >:( That BZZZ!!! pissed me ... : bipolar
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          there was an old PC game called Operation (or something like it). You had to properly diagnose the patien... : edgewise
          • A game only a dentist could love :/ ;) : bipolar
          • I had a demo like that, unfortunately everyone got "mistakenly" diagnosed with problems that required bra... : halfway
• virtual ass wiper : sheivachman
• This could make for a great MMORPG : rosewood
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  What are you talking about? This is a remake of the old game 'Hoover Mover' for C64. : DrZettl
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    Hover Bovver http://www.lemon64.com/games/details.php?ID=1236 : Carnivac
    • Hover Bovver 2: Grand Theft Flymo remake by Jeff Minter himself!: http://gubbeen.dowcarter.com/hoverbovv... : Carnivac
• the golden era of gaming is definatly upon us : esmokah
• first game ive seen that simulates an activity anyone can do and get paid for it : MONGOLOID
• SimGrassCutter to be released in 24 hours!! : archon
• I laughed hard. GG! : Wolfanoz
• BAh, I say, BAH. This is clearly a rehash of the lawn mowing segment from "Putt Putt Joins the Parade." ... : |hawkeye|
• I want Dink2! : iamgoat

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• The founding of sCary's Quakeholio : Mr.Fusion
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  What kind of stuff are you interested in? : Video Sex Pope
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    i figured id do something about the cold war : sheivachman
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      Cuban Missile Crisis 1968 Prague Spring (Soviets crush Czech semi-democratic movement) 1956 Hungary upr... : Video Sex Pope
      • i heart you : sheivachman
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  buttfuckin : snuffed
  • win : leseid
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  You should probably just type it on your computer. : leseid
  • roofles! : primate13
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  Either the Cuban Missile Crisis or the Moon Landing. Both very interesting topics :) : thetangent
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    Moon landing. Most significant event in the history of the world, IMHO. : Waverider
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      True! The first moon landing. The first UNMANNED moon landing, that is, achieved by the Russians. : leseid
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        damn russkies beat us to the punch : sheivachman
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          Actually, they'd have beaten you to the first manned moon landing also, if they hadn't been so preoccupie... : leseid
          • their mistake! : sheivachman
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            Oh yeah they're such humanitarians. : Ben Barker
            • Of course not; they just didn't want their best and brightest to come crashing down in exploding balls of... : leseid
• gay rights movement! : slaptits
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  The day someone got their chocolate in someone else's peanut butter. : bipolar
  • Are you alluding to something sexual? : Portax
• cryolife and Walt Disney's frozen head. : edgewise
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  post WW2 US nuclear policies and nuclear proliferation in the modern world from WW2 to present.. it wo... : Antilles_Prime
  • ah, i was planning on doing something about MAD and the arms race : sheivachman
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  Same thing here, and same dates, but I need something that is military and specific : Nighthavvk
  • Military as in a conflict/war or a battle? : Video Sex Pope
  • The invasion of Grenada. : jasonepowell
• midgets wrestiling : Utopia
• Tiennamen square revolt : gregorybrown
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  The discovery and development of String Theory: A new paradigm in modern day physics. Most theories su... : boolean
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    what does this have to do with history class? that sounds like a physics essay topic : sheivachman
    • The history of the development of the theory. The people that contributed to it and the major break thro... : boolean

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  Have you scanned it? : geedeck
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    yeah i know the general idea of running around and hitting the mirrors and then bombing the roots but the... : pyro
    • Alright, you've got the idea, just faster now Daniel-san. Shadore exaggurated it, but yeah the boss b... : geedeck
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      You've almost got it. While you're hopping around to the next mirror, lock onto Flaaghra and keep shootin... : king_darius
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        Oh man, I fucked up the spoiler tags. SORRY!! : king_darius
        • You did, but it's correct info, you must stun flaaghra in order for it to not hit the mirrors so fast : pharoah mike
• win : jrsX
• strafe like a mofo, stun, and use misslies. don't lock onto the mirrors, they are in your line of sight, : dopeman
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  That show is gay. Wait...theya ll are. Welcome to Metroid Prime where bosses != fun they = dying dying ... : Shadore66
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    also, I am a n00b : Shadore66 : Magitek
    • wtf dont hack my account : Shadore66
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    dude you suck at the game : ventro
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      Only because I tired fighting the bosses my own way, yes : Shadore66
      • you're own way? like the chick who stood in front of a bulldozer in protest? the only boss i found damn h : pharoah mike
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    The only boss I had to do more than once was Metroid Prime itself because I didn't know WTF to do the fir... : Entity
    • I also had to go against Super Phazon-Elite Pirate more then once, first time through i had one hit left : pharoah mike
• lock onto it so you have a point in the center of the room to strafe around. then proceed to position the : cpt_gloval
• The easiest thing to do is to first shoot the stem. After a few shots this will cause the guy to be stu : a sasquatch

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• He can see through time man : Shadore66
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  I really wanna see those screenshots :( : wunderbred
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    http://www.mauhin.be/GOTDoom3/News/ : SlimJim
    • Thanks :) : wunderbred
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  So, basically "are we there yet?" the answer is "yes"? We're at the point now where things are good enou... : KungFuKenobi
  • well, carmack said the days are numbered where programmers will create engines. At some point in the futu... : veggie
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  The BF1942 engine seems that way too me. Like that engine has a long future ahead of it. They could jus... : SlimJim
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    The biggest problem it has (and I have several gripes about it really) is that it doesn't do indoor stuff... : Vorlonesque
    • tilting your head back to the point you have to bend your back over may not be feasible carrying a gun, p... : pharoah mike
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      That can all be fixed though with code. : SlimJim
      • This is true. : Vorlonesque
  • Apparently, it can't be released with an SDK :/ : bipolar
• That's cool. I imagine for someone like Carmack it would get old if you were just making the same engine ... : Ben Barker
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  he will die in his rocket, it will be a sad day. : ansuble
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    No way, he's gonna put poor people in it. : lord cecil
    • He's going to put his wife in it. Seriously. : SlimJim
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  is the article online anywhere? i saw the screenshots but i would much rather read the article. : Turd Ferguson
  • i just read it at Borders. The cover story is about the special effects in the Matrix Reloaded as well. M... : veggie
• slightly OT: Isnt that open source 3d engine meant to be kick ass? I forget its name : Rapid 99
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  personally, i think he is wrong as far as engine stagnation in a few years. there are alot of new things ... : Turd Ferguson
  • good points, and i think it comes down to what the carmack refers to as the "future." Maybe he means in t... : veggie
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    I'd rather see at least some of the extra power go to the AI. I think it would be really neat to see some... : StuMan1337
    • yeah, AI has seemed to be neglected recently : nyranger66
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      for sure, AI really needs something revolutionary. : Turd Ferguson
      • emotion engine : Rapid 99
      • i guess, but if games had the AI level of Halo, id be content : nyranger66
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    agreed; I tend to think that anything technical Carmack says doesn't hold ground for more than 6 months. : the archvile
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      I may be buying into the hype a little, but Im pretty sure the PS3 will change the playing field in regar... : Rapid 99
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        too bad it will take a PHD to code for that beast, 8 procs controller 8 procs a peice, good luck : Turd Ferguson
        • Shigeru could do it : ventro
• He's right, to an extent. Except, there's a LOT more to be done with a massively multiplayer environment.... : V0lk
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  blame greedy capitalism for the slowness of technology release : overtoke
  • well, most people have mid-range video cards too. : veggie

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  TAKE OUT THE GERBIL! : m0nkz
  • then eat it -OHHHHHHH : overtoke
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  I'M A BANANA! : nyranger66
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    I'M FEELING FAT, AND SASSY : Dante
    • I'M A CONSUMER WHORE : nyranger66
• get me some whoppers bitch! : Zibro

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  thas only in tha mo'nin : hal9000
  • WHOOO WHOOOOOO : Video Sex Pope
• Clocks isare hard :( Too many flatps! : snoozy
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  or is this a coldplay reference? : hal9000
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    Im trying to play coldplay - clocks on the piano : radicus
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      how long have you been playing? : nyranger66
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        a week :( : radicus
        • oh okay, then i can understand why its so hard for you. i played for about 4 or 5 years, and it seems you : nyranger66
• A good remix of it is: Coldplay - Clocks (The heaven and earth division remix) : Rorschach
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  coldplay sucks : quake 3 announcer
  • agreed'd : sheivachman

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  It still could be heat problems. Try running with the case cover off while you play BF42 and see if it s... : bipolar
  • all drivers are the newest possible I havnt bothered to put the sides onto the case yet, and my room i... : Morgin
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  No ideas? anyone else? : Morgin
  • If it's only BF1942 that's crashing, don't you think it might be the game's fault and not the hardware? : TwiLyght
• I have the same problem. Well similar problem. I get alot of stuttering in bf1942, and plenty of crashe... : agrivaine
• switch your AGP control to USWC in the BIOS? : Downforce

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  ...they're just mountains dude. Lay off it. : nomaad
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    and you can't deny their weirdness : overtoke
    • ya it's odd..but so are all the smaller ones surrounding it. : IcomeINpeace
    • Ohnos, clusters of ships! http://www.msss.com/mars_images/moc/2003/04/04/wirtz/E21-00192_WirtzDunes.jpg ... : nomaad
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  it's a space crab : Dante
  • It's a government pig. : Portax
• Too much creative thinking from you. : seven
• if you look at it upside down, it looks like the symbol for a men's bathroom. Wow.. an alien shitstop!... : laidback
• dude lay off whatever your on : nyranger66
• coming from a guy called "overtoke? : ventro

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• hahahahahahahahaa........... : KungFuKenobi
• DEAR GOD! SPAZ ATTACK! : king_darius
• hahahahahahahaha : sanchez
• bahahaahahahahahaa : mista mista
• Man I laughed so hard.... : SlimJim
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  Could someone mirror that please? : leseid
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    http://www.shackspace.com/~busdriver3030@shackmail.com/vids/reptileattacks.asf : busdriver3030
    • Sir, you are a...oh wait, need to watch that video first...HAHAHAHAHA...man amongst other men with smalle... : leseid
• LMAO : Theos
• HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! That guy looks like he was having a seizure! : stygian_whisper
• heh.. that never gets old.. : laidback
• yeah funniest candid TV moment evar. he completely loses control of all his bodily functions, but recove... : hal9000
• I have watched this 10 times in a row and can't stop laughing. : Crimsonbeak
• informative this shit, yo. is funny : teh snail
• I can't breathe... : leseid
• I like how he acts tough afterward, when he says, "Yo get this thing off me man...!" ;) : mattsull85

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• meh its not that good : HeXoN
• yea me too, even though it won't be on sb. ::(( : Nighthavvk
• Do you still have access (or did you ever) to the /beta site? I checked yesterday and it says 'Not a bet... : alias

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• roofles : monohydrate

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  I would have gotten strongbad. : king_darius
  • homestar is super cute though ;) I love the way he say 'the email'. : ChowYunCat

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• o_0 phono stage? : synack

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  you mean Petroleum Distribution Specialist : synack
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    It really depends on the day.. some days I'm answering more stupid questions from retarded motorists, tha... : alacious
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      Do they ask you real questions like "is higher octane better for my car" or really stupid shit like "why ... : DinK
      • Both, heh "My car needs oil?" : alacious
  • Organic Combustible Distributor Carjuice dispenser, for short. : leseid
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  tips? at a gas station? you actually have to pump the gas? : Ctrl-Phreak
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    I spend all day outside freezing to death and soaking, putting up with everyone's crap, pumping their gas... : alacious
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      haha- you suck cock and get shit. : slaptits
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        *slap* : alacious
        • *tits* : rainbowsheep
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      damn that sucks they dont do shit at gas stations down here, they just sit in a little booth talking ... : Ctrl-Phreak
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        The job itself isn't so bad (full serve attendant), it's the people who make it a nightmare : alacious
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          thats the typical complaint from anyone who works in any service industry. : slaptits
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            Seriously, this is true. People are so stupid. Should I have to constantly remind people that the pump... : alacious
            • I don't deal directly with people, but with their low-income health insurance applications. I wholehea... : DinK
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          i guess thats the one good thing about my job, i deal with very few people. only the guys who deliver shi... : Ctrl-Phreak
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            This is the kind of job I would love. Every time I go job hunting I bust my ass trying to get a non deal-... : Ben Barker
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              so you would love being a "master of the custodial arts"? it's not too hard to get into, most people are... : Ctrl-Phreak
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                I wouldn't mind doing that as long as I had the proper equiptment, i.e. good gloves. Shit, piss, and vomi... : Ben Barker
                • All you need for that shit is a flamethrower. : DinK
• it's the cans! he hates the cans! : slaptits
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  I keep reading "the worst fucking shit of my life" and think you're gonna go on about grabbing the walls ... : DinK
  • Dear God. : alacious
• Thats funnay! I read the\at as "The worst fucking shit in my life", the scary thing was the rest of the p... : Jayx77

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  Informative? I've never seen an Informative. It's called Interesting. : leseid
  • They're informative and/or interesting. Check your filter options page. : Portax
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  'informative' is interchangable with 'interesting' ie. you may be interested in this post! it's funny or ... : ChowYunCat
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    I wish the mods would find some better stuff informative, it pisses me off when I look at the main page t... : m0nkz
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      this isn't "monkz's website" so dont be surprised if it isnt everything you want it to be <shrug> the ... : TheTick
      • I never said I wanted to leave, I just was expressing my anger. Other shackers do it all the time about o... : m0nkz
• Helps if your name is dognose. : snoozy
• Its based on moderator opinion. : boolean
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7170528 : Magitek

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  www.mirc.com : sanchez
  • I just learn what I did by mistake. I run a script without knowing it. : yes4me
• Linux without an internet connection. : leseid
• That depends. I use xchat but its not really that great in windows. Most people use mIRC, although I can'... : ovrlrd

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  are mods watching that close or do they have filters? : Madwacker
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    The mods are always watching. Just like the Baath party in Iraq.... : Visceral Monkey
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      I think the mods read ja.zz like Neo reads The Matrix. It's all ones and zeroes, except the nukable stuff... : king_darius
      • No, it would be a 2 : Entity
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        You get used to it. I don't even see the code. All I see now it's NWS/Tangent/Off Topic. : Pink0r
        • hahaha that was good : jedi_27
    • This = teh funny : zuga
    • or those creepy Jesus drawings : tomservo

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• I wish it wouldn't be all fucked up. :( : Entity
• warms the cocks? : ansuble
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  I've still never played it :o : bipolar
  • .... at least download the shareware? for us? for dognose? : pharoah mike
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  I just bought a new version of the Atomic Edition and Shadow Warrior to celebrate the source code release... : wunderbred
  • I've been playing it XP for a few days. : matrix

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• pffft rednecks :P : nyranger66

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  Next time you fap he is going to jump out and hide in you underpants : weezer rocks
  • booga booga : Vorlonesque
  • or crawl up your urethra... : fishbone
• BURN IT ALL! : TheNiXXeD
• wow, on your home key. must have been huge. YOU MAN! : seven
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  was it this one? http://www.floridanature.org/photos/Heteropoda_venatoria_1h,_Stuart,_20020402.jpg : personaljesus
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    aww, what a cute little bugger. : esky
    • Heh, actually he was kinda cute... all that fur.. .awww! : spl
  • CRUSH!!! : Video Sex Pope
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    I for one welcome our new Spider Overlords. : king_darius
    • that got a chuckle out of me :) : seven
    • *K E N T B R O C K M A N ' D* : edgewise
  • Cool, wallpaper'd : DinK
  • Looked kinda like that but small enough to cover my home key. : Vorlonesque
• Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure... : Hizzow

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• your not cool enough to play anymore : HeXoN
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  a) try rebooting the pc and try again (happens to me once in a while) b) if a fails get rid of all your ... : IcomeINpeace
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    wtf does it erase its self once you quit playing? : ansuble
    • in my situation BF42 just doesn't loadup sometimes..won't work until I reboot. : IcomeINpeace

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• Your power...overwhelming...teach me oh master! : Visceral Monkey

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• We need to work on those communication skills of yours... : Ajax

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• ip? : sexninja
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  63.210.56.138 pre@Â]ss : Degenerate
  • presspass : Degenerate
• more CTs needed STAT! : Degenerate

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• yeah... hack the source... : dodob

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• google mplayer : Rapid 99

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• me want to play! : ansuble