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  They scored again! reee! : -dm7
  • http://mediax.muchosucko.com/movies/512-Scenesucks.mov : CyrusL2

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  http://ads.popupsponsor.com/media/iserve.phtml?a_id=9456&creative_type=3&ip=127.0.0.1&httpref=&media_id=2... : halfway
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    :/ I don't think that ad will be very effective. It's meant to target gullible people. IMO, gullible p... : bipolar
    • Don't listen to him! He's one of them! : Portax
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      most effective security ad would be one that uses that vbscript to open your cdrom drive.. then says "YOU... : skold
      • yea but it doesn't eject my laptop cd and the ip it shows exists on the other side of a firewall a thousa... : halfway
      • haha thats funny ... anyone have linkage to this? : dafro

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  Like claymation? : bipolar
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    Yes! Wasn't there a claymation game (from MS even) many a few years back? : Tissen
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      Skullmonkies, I think. : arizona bay
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        Hmm... doesn't ring a bell. Perhaps there were more than one claymation game. : Tissen
        • There was ClayFighters...and ClayFighters 2, I think. : djustifier
      • Apparently I was thinking about Neverhood. Skullmonkies was a sequel to that afaik. : Tissen
    • The Neverhood freakin weird game hehe : industro
• the next zelda should look like that. : ventro

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• That's damn tough! : land
• hard core man, hard fucking core : Turd Ferguson
• reminds me of my sister who is Proudly serving in the U.S. Navy... : *metal*
• Can't wait for the movie. : vigilante
• Holy shit ! : Phil
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  all that is fake information- she was captured and rescued - thats it : overtoke
  • Wow, what's it like on the front lines? Seeing as how you have the real scoop. : Ryoko
  • It probably is exagerated, I suspect that the marksmanship / overall fighting ability of a PFc in the 507... : galvatron

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  it all depends... but why dont you try and let us know :) : podizzle
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    Will do :D : Q-ball
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      2-3 miles a day is pretty steep though, unless you're walking : podizzle
      • well I'll usually walk a mile to get upto speed then run a mile and jog lightly the next mile... : Q-ball
      • You've got to be kidding... my dad is always talking about how he walks 8 or so miles a day at the Mall o... : TheNiXXeD
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  go to powerbar.com and read about dieting before you embark on your sure to be failure : mega man
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    Oprah today said she has discovered weight loss for sure this time. Probably details on oprah.com about : indeego
    • oprah is disgusting : mega man
    • hehe, I'd be embaressed to even talk about it anymore if I was her. She's the epitome of the yo-yo dieter... : ChowYunCat
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  don't you want to lose fat and not just weight? : rainbowsheep
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    apparently not : rainbowsheep
    • You know... Lamb is a tasty meat :D : Q-ball

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• yes, there are bots yes, they read links get a new email account.. only use your email for friends,... : skold
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  One tactic to try: make an e-mail address with the word 'at' in it. Lots of spam harvester bots automatic : Caboose
  • What did eBay do to you? : {Venger}
• I set my E-mail proggy up to have my PRIMARY E-mail address as a bogus one, has always worked for me........ : UTSD3DSUCKS
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  I am a bot. : drucifer
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    Workin for the 'machine'. : Nighteyes
    • The Machine is keepin' me down. : drucifer
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  you can make the link with javascript, no bot will find it then try pasting something like this into y... : jcupitt
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    i thought bots go through the source code generated..... anything like emailme@forspam.com would be pick... : Jerry C
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      bots go though what you see when you do "view source". the javascript is run when someone clicks on your ... : jcupitt
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        That's not necessarily true. I can write a VB app in a couple minutes that would parse the displayed tex... : ThomW
        • you can't get the mail address from looking at the DOM (at least in moz you get the JS source, not the te... : jcupitt
  • and anyways, i removed my address from everything... just an image with myaddress@me.com on it... if they : Jerry C

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• First post wha???? : st0ck

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• whoa... hooks able to rotate. That's wild : PhoenixArisen
• cue xbox joke... : Unleashed
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  no, colossal squids! they need better names for these things :p : halfway
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    Like XBox squid? http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7132779 : Tissen
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      but what happens if they find a bigger one, everyone will be confused This is the biggest squid EVAR!! : halfway
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        xbox sr1 squid : nurall
        • ▲ This one is also very funnny. : Tissen
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        Then they have to name that one the XBox² squid. : Tissen
        • but what if they find one so huge it makes this one look like a gamecube? its just more than the gener... : halfway
• Collosal knife wielding squids! : Fyunch Click
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  doesn't look that big from the photo. but 5 meter tentacles is huge. they should pit one of these squids ... : dodob
  • its just a baby man! : halfway
  • Its only half grown : Silent Wolf
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    They said they can grow to 13 meters. mmm, calimari for everyone! : Fyunch Click
    • yea, and my penis could grow to 20 meters : skold
• shouldn't they have used "hauled" instead of "hawled"? : Draugluin
• Ahhh, only a matter of time now until they discover the giant alligator the size of a small city that alm... : Maj3stic 12

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• the Scud Launcher rules!!! so dude are you going to repost your FAQ on flying choppers ? does the FAQ n... : jedi_27
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  This makes me cry like a baby for my DSL back. /shakes fist at sky "DAAAAMN YOU 56K !!!" : Phil
  • what happened to the dsl? : boomstickah
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  It was fun. I am pissed I didn't get to TRY to fly a choppa! I was on from like 8:30 to 10 pm and the se... : Former_HPB
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    dude save the trying for when you run your own game. when i downloaded the MOD, i started up my own serv... : jedi_27
    • ^^^ Smart person. Nothing more person that watching someone take an aircraft and then widly spin out of ... : Scotty22
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    you'll just crash and kill everyone inside :p they aren't particularly hard to fly but it takes some g... : halfway
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      One time I spawned REALLY HIGH IN THE AIR!!!!!! I spawned, looked around at foggyness, heard the noises ... : Former_HPB
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        hmm, were you trying to spawn in the ac130? never seen that happen before : halfway
        • It was my first time playing DC, and the map we were on didn't have planes, just choppers. It was really... : Former_HPB
      • i think i spawned under at tank at one point : jedi_27
      • I tried to spawn at Gazala's allied base and ended up stuck inside the nose of the AC-130. Had to suicid... : Scotty22
• Yeah..it was fun. I love flying over enemy bases in the Blackhawk and parachuting in to cap the flag. H... : xocsida

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• Milk make you teh snot like it does me? : node
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  Milk is good, unless you drink 1% or skim... : Zeeliv
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    Skim is tasty! 2% is like drinking cream. Also by drinking 2% instead of skim you're adding 25 lbs of ... : zerologik
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      Skim is gray water. :| I'm 6' 125lbs, I don't think 2% is gonna do anything but good. Hell I should be... : Zeeliv
      • get this man some hohos : Draugluin
    • Thankfully, I don't operate under the assumption that fat is bad. : d-man
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      Only a girl would say that. Besides fat isn't bad for you, it's what you do with that fat that is bad. ... : Scotty22
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        Well I do eat two sticks of butter a day. Plus my guinea pig is quite fat and happy. : zerologik
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          we still haven't seen popcorning divx! : halfway
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            Peeg is at my parent's house, I haven't gotten the chance. =( My mom says she plays classical music fo... : zerologik
            • Oh goodness, the things mothers do! :) : land
      • Dietary fat is not bad in a meal unless it is combined with foods that raise your insulin levels, such as... : creeping-death
• HOLY SHIT, DON'T GO OVERBOARD THERE! : The_Janitor

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  what about the HARRIER ? can that actually hover ? : jedi_27
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    if you're really careful it can, if you bank too much though you end more inverted and dead than you woul... : halfway
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      so do you just lower your speed to start the hover process ? sounds pretty tricky : jedi_27
      • not really, to hover you just do a full reverse, and that keeps you about 100+ feet up you can ease it do... : Turd Ferguson
      • no, reverse is up taking off is easy, just hit back, wait a second or two and then hit forward goin... : halfway
• you could do a flip and a barrel roll in .2 : Turd Ferguson

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  I'm right at the same place except I haven't completed it yet. I've got half my tiles explored : redfive
  • i think i'm gonna take some tmie and map out the world... horse-shoe island is a trip, it's like playi : Clay
• I'm haven't beaten it yet. I know you have at least 4 full dungeons left, and probably at least 8 mini... : Zeeliv

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• Notorious S.C.O.T.T. up in this hizzy : Scotty22
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  No need to be greedy I got mad friends with Benz's C-notes by the layers, true fuckin players : halfway
  • I love it when you call me Big Poppa! : djustifier

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  Hmm..I see it for $149 with a free game...is this is average rate? : Xak Malice
  • That's Nintendo's doing directly. It's standard right now, you may find something better that's store spe... : Zeeliv
• Circuit City had a deal last week, but I think it's over now. Was $129 + free game (got to pick from fou... : bipolar

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  but its pretty fun. though i was upset that my tank rear ended another tank and we both died. : jedi_27
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    I had fun until I was rear-ended by a transport humvee and a tank last night. >:( : Fyunch Click
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      probably me ;) : jedi_27
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        and me in the humvee. : Former_HPB
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          no i was fighting for the IRAQIS people! death to you AMERICAN SCUM!!!! : jedi_27
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            ALLAH ACKBAR, JALOLERBAD...*BOOM* : Scotty22
            • I need Artillery support! : land
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            I was on the Iraqi's also. I was driving the iraqi transport vehicle. Not sure of the name, just calling ... : Former_HPB
            • yeah i did the same thing. and you and i probably killed each other at one point ;) : jedi_27
• I think it was just bad spotting on my part scotty. We'll fix that tonight :) : land

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• My guess is Nuke + Ban.. : Tissen
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  You're only allowed to steal music. Movies, TV, and games are offlimits. : bringer
  • OK, Thanks. : diehlr

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  ....who? ive never heard of this guy. : skold
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    Who sang "War" best known to our generation probably for Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker singing it in Rush ... : PhoenixArisen
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      Ahhh.. War, What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! That song? : Vantage
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        Yes, that song. : PhoenixArisen
        • oh. never heard his name before. : skold
    • My generation might recall two other versions sung by Frankie Goes to Hollywood and Bruce Springsteen res... : Tissen
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  Fuck yes! Did someone finally beat Martin Sheen to death!?!! : Phil
  • hahaha : bringer

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• Once you pop, you just can't stop! : Vantage
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  i got three tubes in the closet. i've sworn off them. they taste like shit to me now :| : dodob
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    Cheese and Onion > * : Former_HPB
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      ewwwwwww nasty! ;) : jedi_27
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        You gotta try them. They are the best flavor evar!!!!!!! You end up with some bad breath, but who cares?... : Former_HPB
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          i think i have tried them. but just for you i will do so again. : jedi_27
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            Fatman will be jealous. : Fyunch Click
            • he does not need to know : jedi_27
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            Wow. I wish I could say I'd try regular Bud again to see if I like it, but blech! : Former_HPB
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              well i won't ask you to :) but you could at least try that new O3 crap we have on the market. i hear it... : jedi_27
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                As long as it isn't the new ghey menz drink, like Zima or something I'll give it a whirl. : Former_HPB
                • its not. at least i hope its not ;) : jedi_27
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  salt and vinegar ? : jedi_27
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    I havent tried those yet. I really need to. I bet they kick ass. : Degenerate
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      they do! its like sex with a girl, a girl that bites back!! : jedi_27
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        the thought of a vagina with teeth with keep me awake at night now. Thank you. : Degenerate
        • good ;) hey thats better then a night with FATMAN! : jedi_27
    • lemon face >*< : dodob
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  I just went to the gift shop and they didnt have any Pringles. :( : Degenerate
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    did you raise hell? : dodob
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      no, I bought bacon cheddar crackers instead. :D : Degenerate
      • barf! for your morning dish thats what you plan on eating!! thank the holy lord i don't work with you. : jedi_27
• Hey man I've got some sour cream ones sitting up here that i've been saving for a rainy day. : Scotty22
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  SLOGANIZE YOUR NAME http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=d-man me: "Silly rabbit, d-mAn i... : d-man
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    You should go post in the 'special' thread : Degenerate
    • is this a short bus thing? : d-man
  • America's Most Trusted The_janitor. It's so true. ( : The_Janitor
  • We Bring Lawgiver to Life. : Lawgiver
  • Top Breeders Recommend Muaasan. :) : MuaaSan
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    We'll Leave The Nurall On For You. : nurall
    • this is better Thank Nurall it's Friday. : nurall
  • 8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their PussiesCats Preferred The_Janitor. : The_Janitor

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  Sunroof is the generic term used to describe an operable panel in a vehicle roof which can let in light a... : Zeeliv
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    I thought sunroofs were glass, moonroofs were metal/plastic/whatever (not transparent) : halfway
    • I think thats backwards : Degenerate
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      I just pasted the first result from google :D : Zeeliv
      • thanks : oldschoolbob-o
• One can withstand the force of the sun crashing down on it, the other can withstand the force of the moon... : Portax

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  scrotum : skold
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    not funny!!! : Edges
    • I laughed.... : 5150 Joker
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  hint: find the same guy at a different time : Draugluin
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    I took him a picture of the full moon and he told me it wasn't pale I thought that was the obvious answe... : Zeeliv
    • that's where I am, but I refuse to give up : Draugluin
    • That just shot my idea down. I took him pictures of the sun, without clouds, with clouds, behind clouds, : dwspring
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      Maybe your camera needs an upgrade. Talk to the pictograph master again. : kingdok
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        he just keeps on telling me to find the person who writes love letters but I can't find the person. I've : redfive
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          That's the camera guy, we're talking about the guy on the steps. If you want a spoiler for what you're : Zeeliv
          • er, I didn't see Kingdok's first reply...disregard that first sentence. I still haven't figured out hi... : Zeeliv
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          You need to be able to take color pictures to satisfy the guy on the steps. : kingdok
          • Thank you, that's all we needed to know :) : Zeeliv
          • Thanks! : dwspring

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  LIES!! : Tissen
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    agreed. how could anyone like those : jedi_27
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      They're pretty good, but S'mores poptarts > chocolate fudge poptarts > brown sugar cinnamon poptarts > * ... : bipolar
      • i have liked the S'mores poptarts. those are pretty damn good : jedi_27
• I just had a supreme croissant from Jack in the Box. It was very appetizing. : Da Username J00 Want
• im about to have day old pizza : CoRDS

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• When low on ammo, beat terrorist with your M4: I was showing you how long my Johnson is. :( : Xak Malice
• holy shit 14 rounds in a deagle, thats with the extended clip right? i heard that does some pretty insan... : Turd Ferguson
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  I get no love :[ : Silent Wolf
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    Probably because you're posting screenshots of a game that's already out. :( :( :( : arizona bay
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      and not particularly entertaining ones at that : halfway
      • oh jebus *falls off soapbox* : Silent Wolf
      • BURN! : Ebu

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  I don't think Saddam keeps much of a Harem at his various palaces... Even if he did, the women would be l... : Vantage
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    evacuated when he ran away as well ;) Did you see the lastest comments from the Minister of Information:... : jedi_27
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      heh "lalalalalalal I'm not listening to to u!!!" : Fyunch Click
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        http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7126223 : halfway
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          Heh. Is denial a state or a river? : Fyunch Click
          • a river : dodob
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          man arresting that guy would be the highlight of my day, heck the highlight of the war! : jedi_27
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            "I have not been arrested! These are not handcuffs!" : Fyunch Click
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              These aren’t the droids you’re looking for . . . : jedi_27
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                "you don't want to sell me deathsticks." : Fyunch Click
                • "i dont want to show you the woman in red" : CoRDS
                • "you want to go home and rethink your life . . . " : jedi_27
• Pfft - too much sand -- didnt you watch Ep2?! : rosewood

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• 16:11 here. I'm, leaving work soon.. : Tissen
• 8:19AM here : dwspring
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  12:23 AM here friday at that : CoRDS
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    omg you live in the future! : dodob
    • thats right , i do, its a horrible future where robots are our masters : CoRDS
• 9:37 here... : syntactic sugar
• 7:40 in the AM : The Enemy Within

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  oh youre special all right. : Degenerate
  • we're both degenerate! dance, everybody dance! : teh snail
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  i dont think your special, just retarded :) : CoRDS
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    it's not ince calling me retarted because i'm more special than you : teh snail
    • im not special, im retarded, : CoRDS
    • Nice defense buddy. : Zeeliv

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  thats kinda disturbing : halfway
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    That one's got a funny snout. Not very pointy. : zerologik
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      what if someone mistakes him for a moldy football? : halfway
      • I will save him before he gets punted. : zerologik
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  big furry rats make great bbq : dodob
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    But they're piglets. Surely you noted the rounded rumpus. : zerologik
    • XBOX rat!! : dodob
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  i think ive told you this, but youve got a nice nose...the hair is kind of a turn off...but all in all..i... : Silent Wolf
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    Oh. So I should shave my head? : zerologik
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      nah...its unique...and kinda turning me on :< : Silent Wolf
      • You are a weird weird person SW : Scotty22
• *sniff* I need to move to a different state NY doesn't see the virtues of woodland critters as pets... : halfway
• HAWT : Da Username J00 Want

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• If you do install Be, use the community made "Developer Edition." It comes with the developer tools, driv... : cacktrot
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  If you're looking to actually use them for a primary purpose, over having fun with tons of cool OS's, you... : Dan[WSB]
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    why on earth would i put the same os on several computers? freebsd serves a purpose on the p2, its my ... : skold
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      Ease of administration, you could use the other to compile things (wake up to a new phoenix every morning... : Dan[WSB]
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        FreeBSD is pretty painful dude. Also, BeOS is better for serving up media. *pets VideoLAN DVD Streaming... : jasonepowell
        • freebsd is wicked. fock loonix. out of NOWHERE, after working fine for months, my loonix box stoppe... : skold
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  My computer won't boot BeOS. It gets the the last icon in the bootup screen and then freezes and does not... : StuMan1337
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    Athy patch? : jasonepowell
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      I think Dev. Edition has the patch built in: http://www.beosonline.com/?page=download : jasonepowell
      • That's the version I tried. : StuMan1337