Evening Reading

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  BARF! : pigvomit
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    I suggest this as a new shackphrase. BARF! : Shadore66
    • http://tomsquotes.amhosting.net/movies/space/barfeat.jpg : sanchez
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      http://www.ycdtotv.de/img99/86p_172.jpg http://www.ycdtotv.de/img99/86t_362.jpg : mankeroo
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        holy shit i completely forgot about that show!!! : pigvomit
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          not i...that show was integral to my childhood : mankeroo
          • I dont know why i forgot! SLIME!!!!!! : pigvomit
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  the multiple punch and kick book were the only bad things about it : mista mista
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    Hmmm those were the ones where u just had to hit one button and u kicked like 3 times right? Made the ga... : Shadore66
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      i demand answers : Shadore66
      • http://www.funnyheck.com/workit.html : mista mista
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  REPOST'd The ROM http://www.shackspace.com/~ebu@shackmail.com/rivercity/rivcity.nes The EMU http:... : Ebu
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    FCEU > Nester : Magitek
    • *shrug* Gets the job done for me. (This is the only NES game I emu, currently, and as it is, it's more f... : Ebu

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  OPTIMUS PRIME WILL SAVE US. : skold
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    http://wkyc.com/news/news_fullstory.asp?id=3828 : slacko
    • yea thats what i was talking about....... : skold

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  are they flux capacitors ? : balaams_ass
  • i hope theyre flex capacitors. : skold
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  thats pretty huge http://www.below-0.net/images/lg_ta_slk900.jpg but 65bux for a heatsink w.out fan... : halfway
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    id rather spend the money for an hsf without a fan, and buy a good fan for it than spend $20 for a shi... : skold
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      i just think its kinda silly to spend 80bux cooling a 100 dollar chip :) : halfway
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        especially since Socket-A is going out this year. hammer time : Turd Ferguson
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          eh. this heatsink fits on p4s too, theres hope that it'll fit on hammers. at any rate 'it costs too... : skold
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            overclock how much though? I was just thinking for the difference in price you could just get a faster... : halfway
            • why get a faster cpu and a shittier heatsink? so i can end up running lower clocks at higher temps? : skold
• that shit aint happenin. i can move the capacitors a little, but ill be damned if im going to bend them a... : skold
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  So you're going to invite damage to your motherboard... for a CPU fan? Are you serious? : geedeck
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7123882 : skold

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• wrath of khan > * : skold
• Braveheart : kanix
• Pulp Fiction \m/ : BigT
• Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Glory : arizona bay
• aliens, terminator 2 : Turd Ferguson
• Gladiator : djustifier
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  Independence Day : hellvetica
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    you lose : Turd Ferguson
    • No actually he wins since it does indeed a fantastic score. : arizona bay
• Pi is the only soundtrack I own.. gattaca had a cool one too though : halfway

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  This post has the best reply, though: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5961149 : Tissen
  • nah, the other one was funnier because that's the face i was making reading his post. :( : pupismyname

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• in a nutshell : rookieone
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  I always thought you summerize what you were saying in the essay and then state your point with a BANG! : mp7rox
  • summarize : rookieone
• so, like.. : skold
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  You don't have to tell the reader that they are about to read the conclusion. Just make your statement. ... : Zakko
  • 'Also,' is a good one too : skold

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• hahahahhehehahahehahh heah ea : CoRDS
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  Read the Top 50: http://www.bash.org/?top Bloody funny stuff.... : The 404
  • http://www.bash.org/?4848 hahahahahahaaaaaaa : Da Username J00 Want
• Pure. Genius. : nomaad
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  Something tells me this wouldn't go over well: http://www.bash.org/?68533 : zerologik
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    /throws away valentine for zerolgik : Degenerate
    • I'm giving them out next year. The graphical image will even go along with the whole red theme. : zerologik
• <AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson... : Silent Wolf
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  <phreaked> i can now see why you have never had a g/f <phreaked> trying to find ppl that are better look... : skold
  • <@phreaked> kekeke <skold> ekekekeke <Master_Piece> what was going on <skold> kekekekekeke! <skold> w... : skold
• (morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct? (alec_eso): 1, morganj (morganj): bastard. heh : Theos
• <kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't." <... : slacko
• <+ameh> fuckin a man <@skold> you are? <naiad> morning jer <phreaked> hey <phreaked> fuckin a man ... : skold
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  TOMSERVO REVEALED!!!!! Tom-Servo> I pity this girl i'm talking to : Silent Wolf
  • Actually i don't get this :/ : slacko
• "I base all gun purchases on "Will this kill a velociraptor?"" : Fyunch Click

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  It could've been way worse : archon
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    yeah he could have had the sharpie up his pooper : lacker
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      LOL " BUT MISTAR, I WRITE WITH THAT! " : Phil
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        hahaha NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T! : lacker
        • hahahah : Phil
        • roofles : the_doctor
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  Hah, that's not that bad. Once my friends and I put full makeup on our friend while he was asleep. Then w... : m0nkz
  • lol. you made a man-whore out of your friend? awesome. : BobBarker
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  what's a "sharpie moustache"? He jizzed on your upper lip? :P : seven
  • if you call jizz sharpie I guess.. : opengl128
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    sharpie markers...not permanent i hope : vassili_zaitsev
    • nah it washed off pretty easily : opengl128
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      How can markers be permanent on skin that constantly dies and regrows? ;) : airrob
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        you skin does not shed a layer everynight. A perma marker on the skin will last at least 2 days. : vassili_zaitsev
        • someone drew a dick on your face in school, didn't they? :( : seven
• one time one of our suitemates fell asleep on his stomach on the futon in our lounge... so we took a s... : ^-SeaWolf-^
• dude if a sharpie gets NEAR me i wake up...people touching me/car doors shutting outside and across the s... : TheTick
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  hitler mustaches for everyone! : mega man
  • Tweak: Oh, ah, hey guys... what stinks in here? : pharoah mike
• time to plot your revenge.... I suggest something tame, like killing his dog and fedexing him the head... : alcueso
• One time in elementary school we were all crashed in the tv den at like 8AM in the morning and we put sun... : arizona bay
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  after reading this thread, I'm starting to have second thoughts about living in the dorms..... ;) : thetangent
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    they dont smell THAT bad.... ok.. wiley hall smelled like ass last time i visited my friend at purdue : locobastard
    • Wiley hall is for fat ugly kids. Tarkington is where all the sexyness like me live. : arizona bay
• Charlie don't surf! different movie you're talking about? : thief
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  Hehe, dont get drunk around us: http://www.worldisround.com/photos/263/98.jpg He learned the hard way... : darklox
  • Also applies to falling asleep, but drunk inplies passing out which implies being asleep. Anyway, when h... : darklox

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• Here is your answer SKYNET, don't listen to DG3NR8, he just wants you to play RS!! ;) : jedi_27
• bump cause i need guys on the server : rookieone
• I'm gonna need this link too. =/ : MeenMunky

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• thats just craaaaaaaaaaaazy : skold
• somebody kick this guy in the head : Draugluin
• or maybe brotherfucker. : Da Username J00 Want
• goatsediver ? : BigT

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• bump for the early morning 1942/DC crew : jedi_27
• you get rid of my RS server and UR FUCKEN DEAD : pupismyname
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  heheh based on his last statement I think ill pass on Raven Shield now ;-) : ghost in my shell
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    is RS the shorts fad ever on the shack ? I think MOO3 stuck around longer. interesteing : jedi_27
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      AFAIK, no. It's still going strong. : Fyunch Click
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        cool beans. bc i still want to get it and play with shackers : jedi_27
        • i just got it, and i plan to do a lot of coop, one way or another. : pupismyname
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          Last night there was geneally a minimum 04 4 people on Xak's server, usually spiking up to the max of 8. : Fyunch Click
          • and unlike most mp games you can still have fun with 2-3 ppl : halfway
    • It isn't a fad, we're just getting mixed signals. Ashkie's server is running a gametype most of us aren'... : lazarusb
  • well, there are two other shack servers. :( : pupismyname
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  Where can I get 0.3? : skynet
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    You cant. : Degenerate
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      you can : jedi_27
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        Anyone know a proper .rar filesize? : P-Squid
        • yes, 115,060KB : Turd Ferguson
• someone come there and join me ! : rookieone
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  Im so confused - I thought this didnt come out till the 5th ?! : rosewood
  • it has been CROUTON'D ! : rookieone
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    its a fp exclusive until then, the shack is still in *WHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh* phase though : halfway
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      first post exclusive? : rosewood
      • file planet : ece_ssg
      • fileplanet, they had an extractor that required a CD key : Turd Ferguson

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  I don't own BF1942, so I can only dream of what it would be like to have hate :( I should buy it, I re... : seven
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    Yup. I run if on my 1Ghz T-bird with 640MB PC133 ram and a vanilla GF3. : lazarusb
    • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7123308 : locobastard
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  if someone waved money in your face to let some webpage have the rights to something for 4 days, woudlnt ... : -=kodiak=-
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    That isn't the point. I just find it interesting that no one is bitching about the DC dudes letting this... : lazarusb
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      because people dont think ass backwards like you? =P it's not about bitching at the DC guys 'letting i... : -=kodiak=-
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        I don't play DC, so it's not an issue for me. I find the whole situation humorous. If I were the modder... : lazarusb
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          it dont matter the mod is popular anyways, it's not going to hamper the popularity of it at all this ... : -=kodiak=-
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            I don't see how cash is a good excuse to piss of and screw your fans. : lazarusb
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              Erm, they don't owe their fans crap as they are doing it for free. : Mad Brahmin Disease
              • Don't owe their fans? That's not a good stance to take when you're hoping to make money going retail. : lazarusb
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          This is the worst kind of crybabies. The one that doesn't even play the game they're bitching about. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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            Not crying at all, just discussing what's going on. Mostly interested in the skewed view of the shack. : lazarusb
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              I think people are fucktards and if the guys want to make a lil $ off their hard work by giving it to FP ... : halfway
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                Fair enough. I don't like exclusives much, but it's hard to pass up cash money, huh? I hope it manages ... : lazarusb
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                  if it was exclusive forever I'd be pissed, but its just for a few days, I don't see it as selling out or ... : halfway
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                    I'm pretty amazed that the shack is so enamoured with it that they couldn't wait a few days. Of course, ... : lazarusb
                    • more impatience than attention span :) : halfway
                    • what are you talking.....ohh, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag : Turd Ferguson
• i do partially blame them, it kinda a slap in the face to the same community that mods support, but then ... : Turd Ferguson
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  EA and Fileplanet have Very very strong ties. It would be in the mods best interest to stay in Fileplanet... : The 404
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    The DC dudes haven't signed a publisher, so that doesn't make sense. : lazarusb
    • Do you really think EA will allow another publisher to publish a mod for its game? : The 404
• A what fiasco?! : rosewood
• Shut yourfucking face unclefucker ... : rookieone

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• and the misreplies keep on coming :( : Q-ball
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  This is a major selling point. I'm going to buy this game this weekend, because it has co-op. : *metal*
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    and it's fun too! : Fyunch Click
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      I tried adversarial, and while its fun, I think the idea is better than the actual thing. Its too easy t... : Q-ball
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        Plus I can mis-fire a nade and wipe out my team. :( : Xak Malice
        • theres always that... : Silent Wolf
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          hey! Thats my job! : Degenerate
          • hehe..sorry I had to bug out of playing last night ... I was printing a 500-page job and the spooling was : Xak Malice
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          Shoulda seen spector last night.... he was playing quake style... and at one point wiped out the whole te... : Q-ball
          • that was indeed hilarous. What a tool. HAY GUYS MOOOVE *spector has suicided* : Silent Wolf
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            We should go in with pistols and flashbangs only ... on the Training Map with 50 Tangos. o_O : Xak Malice
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              the server crashed around 10:00 last night :( : Silent Wolf
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                was ok after that tho :) I wish I had a job... cuz waiting for you all to finish yours is getting annoy... : Q-ball
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                  Haha...well, I don't have a "real" job so to speak (by "real", I mean a set schedule .. and I do work fro... : Xak Malice
                  • I try not too... but the shack scks up alot of daytime ;P : Q-ball
              • Yeah, I saw it was down. It was a global reboot of the game servers with minimal preventative maintenanc : Xak Malice
            • I think the most you can have is 40. I may be wrong though. : Degenerate
• i bought it for coop. : pupismyname

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  mmmmmmmm GENERALS. 1.5 is out! me sooooo happy : jedi_27
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    what does it add to the game? : nurall
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      some much needed help for the GLA. A huge MIG bug fix: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7120408 : jedi_27
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        yea that should help the gla alot : nurall
        • yeah they do. they were down to 27% on the overall wins for the last few weeks. : jedi_27
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        did they do anything about angry mobs? ive got 1.4 and like 5 angry mobs armed with ak47s are damned n... : skold
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          really ? with China just use GATS and you can mow them down like there is no tomorrow. With the USA ta... : jedi_27
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            maybe its just the ai then, even on brutal the ai owns me until i start cranking out mobs, then i just to... : skold
            • yea the ai is pretty stupid when it comes to mobs, just watch out for rangers and flashbangs : halfway
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          Use dragon as china, rangers with flashbangs as US. : UTSD3DSUCKS
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            those flashbangs are way overpowered. i am a USA player, and i think they are just painfully wrong. ... : jedi_27
            • they should just make it so the target can't shoot for like 2 seconds : halfway

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  The plan. Bruins tickets for the last home game (Check) Celtics tickets for the Wizards game (Jordan ... : *metal*
  • awww so cute gogogo f7f7! : celerity
  • If the wizards dont make it this year, Jordan will be back : rosewood
• all of them?! : rosewood

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• hahahah : bipolar
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  you could just keep it to the bash.org thread, you now? : Odoyle
  • English, motherfucker, etc etc : bipolar
  • this was an opertunity i couldnt pass up :| : Silent Wolf

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  CHEERS ... http://www.flawlesscowboy.net/shackmeet/kanixwithgirliedrink.jpg : kanix
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    ahahaha wtf are you drinking? : Degenerate
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      looks like a strawberry daquiri. : diehlr
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        man that sounds good right now :) : Q-ball
        • Yum, Breakfast booze! : oldschoolbob-o
        • i love me a daquiri : diehlr
      • I've tried a raspberry daiquiri before. Still pretty tasty, but I prefer the strawberriez. : zerologik

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  fileplanet or ... other? If fileplanet (aka official release) you should be a good shacker and up it to A... : IcomeINpeace
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    I think Ashkie is all rdy running it. : The 404
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      offical release or leak? : IcomeINpeace
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        leak, there was a lot of talk about hacking the code, Ashkie has it working but had probs with the server... : The 404
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          the FP crap exclusive crap : locobastard
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            I have links to a non-serial version if you want. Shackmsg me. : timm
            • i was one of the FP losers to get it.. all that had to be done was it extracted and then the directory i... : locobastard
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  OFP has all that.. and more. :) : yautja
  • *takes deep breath* does it have an AC-130, AV8B harrier with vtol, A-10, F-16, UH-60 Blackhawk, AH-64... : Turd Ferguson

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• I can help you : balaams_ass

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  Can you look up Jackoff for me? : oldschoolbob-o
  • jackoff förekommer inte i nÃ¥gra artiklar i NE. Kan du ha menat: Jakovlev, Aleksandr Sv... : {Venger}
• those damned sweeds.... : darklox
• Hey, you're back! Since when? : Tissen

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  Perhaps you do not need to share EVERY frustration with us here? : UTSD3DSUCKS
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    Well when Terry Tate is kicking YOURass, maybe YOU will feel differently. : oldschoolbob-o
    • Sorry don't know the name Terry Tate....... But I am shaking in my boots that he will somehow figure out : UTSD3DSUCKS
• rar it up! : ghost in my shell
• hehe... silly DeVry coversheets : PhoenixArisen

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• No, it's at a FedEx building. : PhoenixArisen
• it's in my pants : Xak Malice

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  do the track names include 'dead god' 'burn' and/or 'i hate'? : skold
  • No, it's real, and it's excellent. :) Of course, I'm a huge fan of Manson, so I'm probbaly biased. :) ... : Xak Malice

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• work. and it sucks. : jedi_27
• as a young shackers once told me..."Ghey sex!" : Q-ball

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• higher numbers = better right? :p : Q-ball