Evening Reading

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• OMG, YOU'RE GONNA MEET CHER!!! : davislovestacobell
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  did she bold "big?" : indeego
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    No, why? : mofo
    • I'm a BIG 80's girl... Get it? : Ebu
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  I remember this post - I'm happy for you :D : dissectional
  • Thank you, good sir! :) : mofo
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  What is she is a lurker here omg pwned. : harvord
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    Shit I have not thought about that. One look at my post history and I am fucked. :/ : mofo
    • She is a game tester? She Probably reads GamingGroove then... : harvord
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      Didn't seem to effect Wunder's getting laid. : indeego
      • *crosses Wunderbred off the "Loser List"* Tisk. So many left... : RatBastard
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        Come on, Wolfanoz does that to anyone that asks. : archon
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          I didn't ask. :( : ZeroDegrees
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            he does it to anyone that doesn't ask, too : archon
            • My ass still hurts. :( : RatBastard
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  Okay, now kill yourself from joy. You promised! : Finestaut
  • mofo's a gangster!! : archon
  • Is that I thought she would never reply. :( : mofo
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  A girl at my work always wears this Depeche Mode shirt with the Violator flower on it. I want to go up a... : ZeroDegrees
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    I dunno dude, Skeletor's pretty hot. : archon
    • Sexy, even. : Ebu
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  101 is out on DVD this year : -TKF-
  • Yep, I am so excited for that. As well as Martin's and Dave's solos. This year will be very interesting f... : mofo

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  best troll ever... bish : celerity
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    I was serious : ]pm[chem
    • LOL! APRIL FOOLS! : snuff
    • 1. [From the Usenet group alt.folklore.urban] To utter a posting designed to attract predictable response... : celerity
• what about microsoft. I'll set up a meeting with IBM without a concrete product, than buy it from some g... : Prozium

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  Enders game omfg- you need to read the sequels! And long live Douglas Adams! : celerity
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    hehe I've read most of em ... just didn't own the original before :) : slammy
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      Also, Douglas Adams died of a heart attack :( : slammy
      • ouch, the irony...it hurts : Ebu
      • I know-- I meant his memory... : celerity
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  imo, they pwn the hitchhikers guide. : electric_monk
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    Ender? Owns HHG? God no. : lazarusb
    • i think he meant the other adams books : Macky
• i own ender! : ansuble

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  I have an 8265 and it's the same phone with better reception/battery and a brigher LED. It's the one wit... : snagger
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    Same here. Transition to the 8265 felt seamless. http://www.nokiausa.com/phones/8265 If you're lookin... : jwnin
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      GSM would be nice but I'm not sure if ATT will allow me to get one. : CSParsons
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        mLife is really GSM, but AT&T will insist on you activating a phone that they sell you. :( : Scrimbo Obeer
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          Then why don't they offer me any of the cool GSM phones. Only those ones that look like the 8260 but big... : CSParsons
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            I should say next gen mLife is GSM. So if you wanted a SonyEricsson T68is, you've get into a GSM phone. ... : Scrimbo Obeer
            • I pretty much stay in San Diego. Trips to Vegas from time to time but I imagine if anywhere is going to b... : CSParsons
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            They'll pretty much let you buy whatever they offer...but they only have 'deals' on the cheaper phones. :... : jwnin
            • Looks like as far as nice phones go they offer the MotoT720, V60i and Nokia 7210, 8265. I would lean tow... : CSParsons
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  Motorola V60i. Great phone with excellent reception. Far superior to the Nokias (except it has no games... : Scrimbo Obeer
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    But I love my nokia. Maybe I'll get a refurb or do you think they still sell new 8260's? : CSParsons
    • It looks like you'd have to get a refurb or go to a 8265. Or switch to a 3G phone and get into something... : Scrimbo Obeer
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  I don't know if it'd work in the states, but the new Nokia 6800 is the sweetest phone I've ever seen. It ... : Dan[WSB]
  • That keyboard action is sick, yo! Total geek phone! I want it! : Scrimbo Obeer
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    That might be a little overkill, I'm not big with the messaging. But it is damned pretty. : CSParsons
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      I don't message at all...but...it's...so...cool...I must...have...one... : Ebu
      • Yeah, it is pretty bad ass. : CSParsons
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        SMS / MMS is huge in Europe, and thus they pimp that there... nokiausa.com has the 6800 listed in the "ex... : Dan[WSB]
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          WSB == ? White Swimsuit Brigade? : Scrimbo Obeer
          • No, We Suck Bad(ly) -- old Quake 2 clan from years past. : Dan[WSB]
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  Best phone ever ---> http://www.samsungelectronics.com/mea/english/mobile_eg_SG_t500.htm : tomatoactivator
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    Wow, that is pretty. But I should have mentioned, I don't like flip phones for some reason. Very very p... : CSParsons
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      look at the features it comes with.. omg : tomatoactivator
      • I like the analog face on the front. : CSParsons
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        wtf is a "pink schedule"? : Dan[WSB]
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          Anyone? : Dan[WSB]
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            No idea. I pretty much use my phone to talk. : CSParsons
            • LOL it's under 'women's features' along with menstruation.. i'd guess a fertility window of some kind. : snagger
• Sony Ericsson T68i is pretty nice. my only complaint about mine is that it's nearly impossible to see the... : warpdude
• What is the approximate life span of a phone? I had mine for about 2 years, is that normal? : CSParsons
• I have 2 8260s that I don't use anymore. I switched to a Samsung S105, I love it. : AssGoblin

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• Babylon 5 and Law and Order for me. : Fyunch Click
• Nah, there are some good shows out there. I love my Tuesday night Buffy/24/The Shield sessions... ER is s... : Clay
• Buffy. Easy question. : geedeck

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  I wish I still had my rubiks cube. I would throw it at you. ;( : Degenerate
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    i have one of DARTH MAUL ;) : jedi_27
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      Have you ever taken it out of the packaging? : Degenerate
      • nope. still sealed : jedi_27
• I always fall for it. every damn time >:( : ScoobySnack
• Odoyle no longer rules. : djustifier
• You got me :( : whacksauce
• Wow, first successful April Fools Joke of the day for me. Thanks, suckers! : Odoyle

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• OMGOMGOMGOMGMG. HOAX. : hax3d
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  Odd, no nvidia in the link, ....... CAN'T TRUSS IT...... : UTSD3DSUCKS
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    *PUBLICENEMY'D* : Degenerate
    • "Bass! How low can you go? Death Row? What a brother know.." : Fyunch Click
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      Is that the name of that "for lack of a better word" band? Never was into that so called music style, but... : UTSD3DSUCKS
      • yeah, cant remember which album it was on though. It was early 90s. : Degenerate
• April Fools sucks. : V0lk

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  this is why i hate april fool's day. :( : pupismyname
  • the line starts behind me ;) : BigT
• uhh, yeah......... : UTSD3DSUCKS

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• I think you're stimulated enough. : DonkleyPunch

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  it wouldn't be a very good april fools joke if the punchline fell on the 5th : vodor
  • exactly, and their "exclusive image" hasn't been posted anywhere else including their forums or either of... : Turd Ferguson
  • it would! it would go something like this, JUST KIDDING THE PROJECT WAS CANCELLED! : mega man
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  There's been a leak of the .3 circulating around the DC forums from what I heard. Supposedly there's an i... : 5150 Joker
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    yeah, but that was an early version of the .3 alpha that didn't include the B-1b, m870. sagia 12k, new mp... : Turd Ferguson
    • oh yeah, also the new player skins and models weren't in yet. : Turd Ferguson
• If that's a joke, than this is officially the worst 1st April ever. : timm
• Thanks, Turd! I was going to ask you, but then I saw this thread. I hope they give those ever-resilien... : Colin Higgins
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  Thanks, Turd! I was going to ask you, but then I saw this thread. I hope they give those ever-resilien... : Colin Higgins
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    well i think there will be alot more shilkas around, they are also changing the static AA to these 4 barr... : Turd Ferguson
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      itd be more nice if you were protected while in the mobile AA, its hard enough worrying about god damn ta... : Nighteyes
      • as well as rockets, i snipe people out of shilkas with my SMAW/RPG all day long. they are just too distr... : Turd Ferguson
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  http://www.planetbattlefield.com/features/tales/wbv/032903.shtml Ugh...this is horrid. Look at that ... : Colin Higgins
  • pff, another great author is born : rookieone
• well CTsketch has confirmed this in IRC and one of the DC members posted on the forums talking about the ... : Turd Ferguson
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  I can't wait till this thing goes public. I'm sick of playing against bots. : djustifier
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    and not being able to play vs bots on the newer maps. : Turd Ferguson
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      I don't mind that as much as I hate the fact that you can't fly ANYTHING near a bot in a T72. A bot will... : djustifier
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        pfff. one t72? its fine until you get three or four plus a shilka then you are in trouble. i set the t... : Turd Ferguson
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          Gazala's not a problem. You usually don't get them all bunched up too much. Play Bocage or something wh... : djustifier
          • as soon as i get some sleep, those bots are fucking dead. : Turd Ferguson
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  I will be fapping from now until then. : xocsida
  • Save your man-juice till it comes out, man. You're gonna need it. : djustifier

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• they so silly : ScoobySnack
• CAT TOYS, OUT OF REACH!!! Heh............ : UTSD3DSUCKS

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  cmon,not one comment? : skold
  • I looked and was impressed. : drucifer
• bump? i thought this was damned impressive : skold
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  sweet, what model is it? : Turd Ferguson
  • 2500+, 1.83ghz : skold
• From what? : rosewood
• What is it "supposed" to run at ? Might make the numbers more meaningful for me. : sharkII
• nice job! : hax3d

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  Heh. But are you surprised? even if it's fake : Flawless Cowboy
  • Yeah, seriously. Getting Foxed is a comma duh thing. : geedeck
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    As of Today (March 31st 2003), the Dark Forces MOD will no longer be allowed to continue, as Lucasarts la : Silent Wolf
    • dude why ? why can't you just load up the orginal. And LA has every right to stop the creation of somet... : jedi_27
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    I am sort of surprised. They are using a Star Wars liscence to make another star wars liscence. And esp... : Crimsonbeak
    • But the BF mod contacted Lucasarts and asked permission. They also cannot use the words Star Wars. It's d... : Fyunch Click
    • These guys will go after anything that's potentially threatening to the franchise. Since this is called D... : Flawless Cowboy
• ..and everyone calls EA a bunch of pricks. : djustifier
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  It is fake....... Lucas ars is very consistent about how they refer to themselves as LucasArts Entertaine... : UTSD3DSUCKS
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    thanks. and i think we need to irgnore most of these posts today. And i love LucasArts!! : jedi_27
    • Well they are not far off. At one time I had changed the sounds for the Protoss in starcraft to starwars.... : UTSD3DSUCKS

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• you're a funny man : futant
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  HES NEVER SEEN TRON, AND HE HATES ARMY OF DARKNESS : skold
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    OMG I BET HE HATES MICHAEL J FOX, TOO. WHAT A LOSER! : futant
    • he says 'eh' : skold
  • kill him, for great justice : CoRDS
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  A guy in my class is a mac whore. He has a bachelor's in modern dance and art. I guess the Air Force woul... : roushimsx
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    hahahah thats comedy he must also talk with a lisp and wear faggy clothing : Nighteyes
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      and black rim glasses and a goatee : industro
      • OMG YOU JUST DESCRIBED THIS GUY : skold
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  "The confusing thing about PCs...is just...you go to the store, and there's just SO many games. I mean, ... : xstatik
  • hahahahahahahahahah! I love that video :( : hax3d

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  LOL a shacker with a gf thats a good one! : Nighteyes
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    i have one : rookieone
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      me too. fun aren't they? : ScoobySnack
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        Mine has boobs! : rosewood
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          Mine has a vagina! : ScoobySnack
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            my WIFE happens to have BOTH! so nyah! : sharkII
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              yeah, you beat me to it :-( : rookieone
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                what, his wife?! : rosewood
                • prl'd >:( : sharkII
• Its not easy being an ugly menz : Blackdawgg
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  good. now take some advice. if you ever have any problems with this new girlfriend, the last thing you ... : jedi_27
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    nothing wrong with posting a problem here, just don't expect to find an answer discrenable from the shits... : Turd Ferguson
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      so why deal with the pain. you get 20 guys who have never touched a girl trying to comment on who to dea... : jedi_27
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        maybe, but the dirtbox suggestions are surprisingly effective : ScoobySnack
        • oohhh good point! : jedi_27
• best april fools yet : nyranger66

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  Gay porn is the same as any porn... I mean, there are people here who honestly like it. So that would nev... : geedeck
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    Oh, and if you view nuked posts then you are the proverbial Iraq war reporter running ahead of Allied for... : geedeck
    • lol -- I like this analogy. : Flawless Cowboy
    • I am NOT Geraldo Rivera! but I like looking at nuked posts, sniff : Fyunch Click
  • sorry, It was intended as a funny. My brain however is quite fuxx0red today. Too much Raven Shield last n... : Fyunch Click

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• lolz april fooled yourself : snuffed

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• Change Your Life Forever! 1. Body Fat Loss..................82% improvement. 2. Wrinkle Reduction....... : rookieone
• SIZE DOES MATTER !! New herbal solution that will add INCHES in WEEKS! : kanix
• You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you do not know me personally. I am Sadu Madiga... : gingerninja
• I never get spam....... Must be the bogus E-mail account that is set up as the primary, it does make i... : UTSD3DSUCKS

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• Exercise? No, all kidding aside, maybe the Sedona Vortexes? Though I've never heard that myth involvin... : UTSD3DSUCKS
• Sounds like a variant of a meditation maze. I don't remember the name, but the show Oz had one in the las... : cacktrot

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  Who are you in DX? The reason I ask is because I play for FI, and I've seen some of you guys on our serve... : weaselmeister
  • Damn stupid typos. I meant NX, not DX. : weaselmeister
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    *NX*Prime | You FI guys piss me off. I show up one day and one of you were like 'Oh that clan sucks' ... : Optimus Prime
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      There are a couple of real pricks, but only a couple. I'm sorry you ran into one of them. : weaselmeister
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        Yeah well I naded one of them on accident and didn't apologize. I tk'd them 20% with 33% being enough to... : Optimus Prime
        • They have no patience for tks. If its in a big firefight and clearly an accident they are ok, but if they... : weaselmeister
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        btw, what's you name on SOF2? : Optimus Prime
        • Weasel -=FI=- : weaselmeister
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  simple. I like that. : ScoobySnack
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    thank icomeinpeace for the logo. got to add that to the page. :) That's all I can do with Mozilla. C... : Optimus Prime
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      Not to nit-pick, but the white background of the logo at the top is not quite the same white as the page.... : weaselmeister
      • No I'm leaving those tables empty for news updates. They're jsut empty tables I can quickly type some tex... : Optimus Prime
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  Have you looked at the actual HTML for your page? Over half of it could be taken out. : sharkII
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    Designed with MOZILLA 1.4a Okay? Not like I'd care how to remember how to do it properly anyway. :) : Optimus Prime
    • well - take this whole section out, it'll make me feel better: <font size="-1"><em><strong><font size=... : sharkII
  • Well, this explains some... not all though: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7114950 : sharkII
• okay pics are now fixed on all pages. :) : Optimus Prime

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  week or 2 ago : Prozium
  • is there any explanation posts or something? : skold
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  well, that's new to me...i thought you always could... : davislovestacobell
  • yea, me too, i just tried though.. ;/ : skold
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    Ya, it's been like that for about 2 weeks now, I haven't seen any rhyme or reason for it. Guess it doesn... : ZeroDegrees
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      Steve told Sander who told me that nuking is a punishment, thats why you cant reply to it : rosewood
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        eh. does not compute.. ah well : skold
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          When you reply to a nuked thread, it gets bumped you arent suposed to bump nuked threads : rosewood
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            yea but people that see the nuked threads WANT to see them : spector
            • Its been in the guidelines forever that you arent supposed to reply to nuked threads. They just made it e... : Degenerate
• jiggawho? : maulla

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  I filled it out once and forgot about the rest :/ : sharkII
  • I didnt post about it here because I really want to win : rosewood

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• it goes well : jedi_27

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• The terrorists have won. : Nighteyes
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  Don't fear, after next weekend it will wait till 6. BTW the sun would be appreciated here, there are cl... : oldschoolbob-o
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    where's here? : ScoobySnack
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      Near Toronto, Ontario Thats in Canada. It sux0rz here. : oldschoolbob-o
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        but you get to say "eh" and "aboot" all the time :) : ScoobySnack
        • Lol do I ever! eh! but its colder than a witches tit! and i have to go to school! lates... : oldschoolbob-o

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• hahaha...APRIL FOOLS : nyranger66

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  So what do you like to post about? : Nighteyes
  • Just kidding, APRIL FOOLS! : rosewood

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  All my friends own Mac's :( : drucifer
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    I feel bad for you hanging around MAC users is like using an Anti-Friend machine and pushes you into the ... : Blackdawgg
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      Nah, they all use Mac's in their jobs, so I can see why they own them... I even have a G4 laptop, it is ... : drucifer
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        oh nos! Another one. Help meh!!! I FEEL DIRTY : Blackdawgg
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          I have 3 PC's though. : drucifer
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            but do you own an Xbox?! : Blackdawgg
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              I made my own. http://www.geocities.com/db0xxer/ : drucifer
              • Thats no Xbox! If it was an xbox the 50miles of plastic alone will cost you $2000! : Blackdawgg
  • How can they be your friends? : NukeDukem
  • Break out, Super Break out, photoshop : kanix
• I bought a friend last night for 5 dollars.... right Duke?....*sniff* RIGHT???? : sharkII

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• you guys need to download this stuff when? NOW! it's great stuff, honestly : Ziggurat
• I'm still stuck on that song you posted yesterday: zoe2 - beyondthebounds Goddamn it's good. : Pink0r
• the music was good, but i never thought the classical score really fit the theme of the game... : agrivaine

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  If you have free time, you should talk to Flawless Cowboy about helping with sound in Red Sky... cause th... : fatman
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    Will work for food! ...or free, depending on the project. : ShadeOGreen
    • they are creating a mod for UT2K3 (I think). I'm sure they could use someone on sound if you have time. : fatman
• um, well, sounds awfully generic. Some people are looking for that though. It's not bad or anything, just... : ctlaltl33t
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  OK.. here's my feedback.. I'm typing this as I listen to them one after another. Orchestral Demo: I l... : diehlr
  • Yeah, all of this was played live, one instrument at a time on keyboard or guitar. Not sequenced or anyth... : ShadeOGreen
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  Thanks for checking it out guys. Bump for the morning peeps. : ShadeOGreen
  • Why cant I bump this? HAAAARRRRRR!! : ShadeOGreen