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  *searches for joke threads* : thief
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    I think I have like 2 years worth of daily jokes sent to me.. but im on 56k =/ : jaga
    • Me too! : thief
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  Two muffins are in a pan and one says: omg it's hot in here! And the other one says: omg a talking muffin... : ScoobySnack
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    rofl! : jaga
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      That wasn't funny >:( : sharkII
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        I actually laughed at it though =/ : jaga
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          I love that joke :D I think laurgasms posted it awhile back : ScoobySnack
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            i heard the egg version of it. eggs are funnier than muffins. muffins go in tins instead of pans, also. : vodor
            • but its easier to personify muffins.. I saw them actually saying it.. I can't see eggs with eyes and a mo... : jaga
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              omg not even! muffins > eggs : ScoobySnack
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                who the heck fries their muffins! : vodor
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                  I left out "in the oven" :( http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6846023 : ScoobySnack
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                    who the heck puts a pan in the oven! :P : vodor
                    • anybody who wants to hear muffins talk :P : ScoobySnack
        • crap - I reread it and laughed :/ : sharkII
  • ROFL that was funny : slacko
  • heheheh : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5951145 : indosauros
  • hahahaha : vodor
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  everybody's favorite: a pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender notices that he has a ship's steeri... : vodor
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    Many versions of that one, in mine the pirate walks in nude : FuzzyOnion
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      that's just insane! : vodor
      • So a pair of testicles walk into a bar, the bartender notices that they're attached to a pirate with a st... : FuzzyOnion
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    I was the first person to post that one on the shack =( I think so : thief
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      i reckon so: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=3179014 : vodor
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        i changed it quite a bit. :( : vodor
        • It's supposed to be changed, I heard it from a friend and posted a shortened version with the bare essien... : thief
• HAHHAAHHA that joke is funny. Have never heard of it. : kabex
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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5335150 Greatest joke EVER. : Video Sex Pope
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7072089 : sharkII
  • genius! ...... : azenmaster
  • it really is the best joke ever. : pupismyname
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  It was a ragged looking old man who shuffled into the bar that afternoon. Stinking of whiskey and cigaret... : veggie
  • hahaha nice : sanchez
  • hahahah funny : kabex
  • hahahaha... : Don Vito Corleone
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  This is alright...mom just sent it to me. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a dri... : Don Vito Corleone
  • no this.... this is funny. : sharkII
  • lol : sanchez
  • hahahaha afgagawjbfvhaskjvash : vodor
  • ahaha...that was a good one. : veggie
  • that was great :D : ScoobySnack
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    I have a picture of this monkey if someone can host on their shackspace??? : Don Vito Corleone
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      Someone please host a small jpg? : Don Vito Corleone
      • shackmsg it to me : sanchez
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    PIC TO GO WITH THE JOKE! http://home.attbi.com/~mastakil/bellybuttontatoo.JPG : sanchez
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      good lord. but not as the disturbing as the fat biker vagina picture. : kingfish
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        Are you talking about that "My Mom Says HI" picture? : edlin
        • this: http://www.shacknews.com/screens.x/iotd//28/thumbs/tattoo2.jpg : kingfish
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  2 kids go to see a pirate movie.. they can't go in, because its R (arrrr) rated. : Almighty Tallest
  • ok : sanchez
  • heh, Penny-arcade did a ton of these a few weeks ago I <3 pa : synack
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7066395 : esmokah
• tell her she's like a pair of teepees... two tents. ("too tense", ahem) ba dum ching : eskimo spy
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  I have two great, long, and complicated jokes. the presentation and funny jokeness is all in the delivery... : radula
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    1. Big Black Voodoo Dick this joke is best told by adding funny stuff all the way through it: A youn... : radula
    • ok now that was funny : Kashmir
    • thanks, now i have cereal up my nose :( : crummynz
  • 2. Big Brown Bear this is funny if you add hunting type analogies to it: A hunting lodge in northern ... : radula
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  drive her by some train tracks...then say "You know, you can tell a train has been here recently..." ... : enigmatic
  • Oh god, that's awesome. I'm gonna whip that one out in front of some friends ASAP. : seven
• A scotsman is in a bar chatting, he points out the window. See that bridge? I built it with my own hands ... : firehawk
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  hammer to nail "what are you doing tonight?" nail to hammer "oh i dunno, i think gonna get hammered." t... : ansuble
  • btw i didnt make that up i swear : ansuble
  • oh and then the hammer goes "fucking british!" - xian : ansuble
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  were my jokes too long? : radula
  • bear one is classic, never read other : tarddinosaur
• So a baby seal walks into a club... : mmogger
• Best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it to you! i got such a kick out of this joke when i w : emocore

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• I vote for myself. I love my name. : Ryoko
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  Degenerate : xvdl
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    so are you supposed to be like 85? Im bad with my roman : jaga
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      oh cool, I never thought of it like that heh. : xvdl
      • is it a keymash? : jaga
    • I'm pretty sure xvdl would be improper roman numeral writing, but I guess it would be something like 535 ... : riptyde
• The best would have to be pupismyname, because when you think about it, his name really isn't pup like th... : dognose
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  ScoobySnack is a cool one : edlin
  • OMG CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE??? : ScoobySnack
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    I am particularly fond of that myself :D : dognose
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      ok, now I have a full blown erection >:( : ScoobySnack
      • "blown erection" : dognose
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  myLeftTesticleOfFury, obviously. FlyingButtPliers == close second : Paranoid Android
  • Oh yes, I'll give another vote to FlyingButtPliers : edlin
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    i like Paranoid Android b/c that's my second favorite radiohead song of all time, second only because Cre... : syntactic sugar
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      the irony (well, you can appreciate the name for whatever reason you prefer) being that although i really... : Paranoid Android
      • I love you Marvin :) my god 205 seconds:\ : alacious
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  i have to vote for ^-SeaWolf-^ those ears are just soooooo cuuuuuuute!! : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    Makes it a pain in the ass to do a search by your name for one of your old comments though >:( : bipolar
    • is it hard to search my comments? i search mine all the time with no problems : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    Those are ears? I never knew... : edlin
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      Yea, I never knew either. : Baragon
      • learn something new everyday on the shack :) : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    ears? i thought you were just being l33t : syntactic sugar
    • at first i was... and then one day one of the ^- got cut off while i was in irc and my clannie told me i ... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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      snatchtastic sugar has to be my fav... oh... wait... : Antilles_Prime
      • ::sigh:: and antilles_prime is so clever : syntactic sugar
  • those are ears!?!? damnit! : PUPSTAHS
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  Mine's not super cool, but people on other boards always ask what it means. : nakedsavage
  • I've always been partial to slaptits myself : xstatik
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    now if it was nakedFREDsavage, that'd be a different story : pharoah mike
    • it would be a fucking scary story, thats for sure. : paganritual
• FilthyPantsBulge... where did that fool go? : vodor
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  <--- real name, no gimmicks. : chuk
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    ?? 1230 ?? : bipolar
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      try again, r n,n g---> : chuk
      • But you're not Obi Trice... : Ajax
  • futtbucker made me laugh the first time i saw it. : tomatoactivator
• i like mine cuz it reminds me of my cs class. but it by far isn't the coolest. : syntactic sugar
• Volensque or whatever : Shadore66
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  I used to laugh at Quake 3 Announcer, just because I regardless of what he said, I always thought of the ... : Don Vito Corleone
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    you know who had a cool name? "Ace and Gary" : Shadore66
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      you mean a gay name. : tomatoactivator
      • -1 inside joke : Shadore66
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      haha...you love that, don't you? : Don Vito Corleone
      • you've changed :( : Shadore66
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  I like my name best. That's why I chose it to be my name. \n/. ALESTE 2 .\n/ : roushimsx
  • I always read your name is Roushim's Ex or Roushim.sx, but it's Roushi MSX, right? : Sarcastro
  • I really like burningpantsman's name. : Sarcastro
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  We had this contest before and I won. Thread over. : Video Sex Pope
  • It's true, your name is easily the best. : Zeeliv
• I always liked "Vis Inack" as a name. And "Vantage". I mean, just to say that makes me think of navigatin... : The_Janitor
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  I've definitely got the worst name. I've been debating going with a switch to something else. i bet noo... : uberp00
  • how about skoshp00 : jaga
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    I like your name :( "uber" is one of my favorite adjectives....I say don't change : bipolar
    • but it's a BIG SHIT! blech : uberp00
  • i like your name. mine on the other hand is just an old school video game character whose name i spelled ... : protoman
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  utilitymaximizer and davislovestacobell. : Solar Jetman
  • UM and GCR get my vote : hirez
• DonkeyPopsicle : haiku
• Incendiary Penis .. that's funny : uberp00
• myLeftTesticleofFury always makes me chuckle.. he/it doesn't post much though http://www.shacknews.com/ja... : ScoobySnack
• pj's name always sticks out for some reason... dunno ... kinda random but thats my vote : rosewood
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  i like tomservo and davislovestacobell which sometimes looks like delectableballs : kingfish
  • davelovestacobell gets my vote : lumpymilk
• Anything with fuzz has my vote! :-D : FuzzyOnion
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  Dg3Nr8. not the Degenerate fag that has taken over the account. :( : fatman
  • It's just not the same... : edlin
  • seconded! >:( : ScoobySnack
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  Beaten Dead Horse : ansuble
  • I agree!! : Ajax
  • Have to make sure its dead every once and awhile you know. : pimpium
• JOKEMON : nyranger66
• I enjoy my name.. especially after dognose (I think) noticed my name was a similar to "Rattle-On" On a d... : Ratalon
• 13th Level Cleric!!!!!!!!!! I kinda like mine too : Karnov
• My Documents : azenmaster
• It's a tie between MyLeftTesticleOfFury and FlyingButtPliers. : RatBastard
• I can't believe no one said "ChowYunCat"! : ezkilla

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• What a fag... : D45hiz
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  LOL he got the world on the car. : slacko
  • I mean world MAP : slacko
• Hyrule was a pretty bland place in the 80's : Magitek
• Well I'll be damned. +1 Informative : Magitek
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  Maybe I can finally find Level 7 : Finestaut
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    use the whistle by the lake with no fairy, n00b :D : Kashmir
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      right in the center of the hood of the car there are two lakes, the one on the right has the fairy, the o... : Kashmir
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        I was kidding Thank you! : Finestaut
        • I'm so confused : Kashmir
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  Now I think I understand why everyone's so excited about Wind Waker. Because you're all freaks :D : seven
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    just wait a month, the hype will go away then usually shack hype is longer for the cube games for some... : -=kodiak=-
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      the hype is definately justified with this game, though. it really is fantastic. I usually don't buy into... : archon
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        I think the whole cel shading complaints are hilarious. It's a style of graphics. Back fucking 4 years ag... : seven
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          yeah, I saw it when it first showed up online and I hated the look... hadn't seen it until I played it in... : archon
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            It's weird, there was a whole "OMG CEL SHADING" deal when it first came out, then about 3 months later it... : seven
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              I think it's more of the fact that it was "kiddycized" more than the cel shading itself. Such as how link... : Speedy8
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                I agree. I totally think the style of Zelda Wind Waker is shit :D I've said so in previous threads. Bu... : seven
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                  I agree. Although I did still order the game, but that doesn't mean I like it's art direction. I don't ge... : Speedy8
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                    I thought the art style was horrible until i played it. It really makes the game work. : fluffy64
                    • I don't think we are talking about the same thing. How does the art style change gameplay at all? All I'm... : Speedy8
                • Have you guys seen the lava jet levels? It shows how a "dark" theme can be achieved in cel shading. Its s... : SatansFist
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          You are such a free thinker, you don't get carried away by what the masses say. When I grow up I want... : Pink0r
          • Actually, my intended inference was it was a cultural difference. Being that I'm not American. I'm ... : seven
    • cause the cube games are the best! : Lawgiver
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  The crazy thing is how familiar that map is to me. VIDEO GAME FLASHBACK! : ahk-med
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    I know the map of Liberty City better than I know my hometown I think. :( : Degenerate
    • Fuck yeah, I can totally relate to that. I won the Borgnine Taxi. Got the flamethrower at my hideout, als... : seven
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  i remember when i was a kid, i was on the 8th dungeon and some asshat reset the saved games on my cart by... : -=kodiak=-
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    goatse him now, revenge never goes out of style : Nighteyes
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      it happened up at my cottage LONG time ago... so i dont even remember who did it... : -=kodiak=-
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        then you know what must be done...goatse rampage : Nighteyes
        • =| : -=kodiak=-
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  wtf... i know the girl who owns this bizarre.... : spyd3r
  • do we even have to say it? PICS+DIVX : Kashmir
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    not too bizzarre, its no surprise shes known by a shacker or someone like him : barbs
    • booooo-urns : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Whoa, best paint job evar. : DinK
  • you're kidding, right = : rookieone
• OMG Spoilerz thanks for ruining it!!!! : krazy_yak
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  http://www.testecvw.com/kathy/images/K-n-zeldacar.JPG !! : celerity
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    HOT : ariakaz
    • Zelda is pretty hot. What's the legal age of consent in Hyrule anyways? : flashmasta

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  hopefully they won't say "you made it just in time for the siege of Baghdad!" seriously though, it mig... : veggie
  • don't forget to pack your aim bot.... Good Luck : deadeye51
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  What will you be doing there? : SlimJim
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    I'm in the US Army... : SKI242
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      NCO or Officer? : Waverider
      • NCO...I work for a living :) : SKI242
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  for.... vacation? : jaga
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    won't be a vaction spot after we're done : Silent1
    • you mean "will" not "won't" .... right? =( : jaga
• Sorry to say it, but I doubt the war will be over by then. :( : protoman
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  Good luck, man. Keep your head down. : stump
  • ...and your finger on the trigger. : mankeroo
• watch your top knot. : BulletPro
• Just remember your BF1942 training. : slaptits
• I'll be sending Smartmedia (I just ordered 10 128MB) with pix back from time to time so I may have a frie... : SKI242
• good luck out there! : johngloid
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  Thanks for the thoughts all! BTW thinking of buying one of these newfangled Game Boy deals to take with..... : SKI242
  • metroid fusion, advance wars (omg playing war while you're at war!!), golden sun : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    tatics orge : deadeye51
    • This game ownz and its fucking hard to find. Luckily it only took 3 hours and 6 local stores to find this... : fvick
  • heh... i just had this funny mental image of some dood sitting in a hole playing his gameboy while damn i... : Antilles_Prime
  • advance wars : AllYourBase
  • Mario Advance 2 + Mario Circuit (I always suggest the same two games... tee hee) : ThomW
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    Final Fantasy Tactice Advance : hodapp1234
    • some day... (unless you live in ... uh... romania.) : karl hungus
  • A true gamer for sure =) Metroid Fusion, one of the Mario Worlds (Mario Advance 2 or 3) Advance Wars i... : pharoah mike
• good luck man : Degenerate
• dude, be careful and good luck. I'm pullin for you guys out there. nothing but respect and props to ya. : uberp00
• To revive an old shack symbol... \m/ US MILITARY \m/ : b0rk you
• I love you =( : Normality
• DivX/Pics dude. Stay safe. : IcomeINpeace
• Run em over with your jeep and then bail out on the runway and steal teh plane. : Phil
• No one has said this yet, although I don't entirely agree with the war, thank you, american soldier for p... : Grandmoff
• godspeed and i hope you return home safely once your mission is accomplished : silly
• goodluck and be safe : tarpozo
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  you must scream out "all your base are belong to us" when you take an Iraqui installation : MurrayTheSkull
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    OOH I see in my future someone holding my camcorder while I do this...hehehe : SKI242
    • Dont forget to RELOAD!! And remember to have "open door" bound else you won't beable to really get around... : neotrick
• good luck dude : deepburnt
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  Be safe. Just think "what would brian boytano Duke Nukem do?" : GeorgeB3DR
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    I would hope Duke would send a poor soldier a free copy of his newest title when it gets released :) Seri... : SKI242
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      Deal. Shackmsh me once you take Baghdad! :) : GeorgeB3DR
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        Shit dude. Now that kid is gonna take that city single handedly. : TheTick
        • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7070121 : karl hungus
        • That's right...this 32 year old kid is gonna try, anyway! (had a break in service to work in the IT indus... : SKI242
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        thing is he dosnt know dukes newest title is manhatton project! hahahah! : ansuble
        • Yes...i do...I was referring to the possibility that DNF might possibly be released during the 9 months-1... : SKI242
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    never show up? (I KID B/C I LOVE) : AllYourBase
    • kidding is funnier when it's hate-filled and mean spirited. ^_^; : karl hungus
• come back in one piece, alive. or else i will be sad :( : ansuble
• For those I missed...many thanks for your thoughts and comments...it is greatly appreciated! During my ti... : SKI242
• gl kick some saddam ass for teh shack. : windows3.1
• We will still be fighting then. WTF are you thinking? : overtoke
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  Killing is fun, eh? I would not say that, because it works both ways. : mofo
  • Uh...it was a light attempt at sarcasm...not meant to imply killing was "fun"... : SKI242
  • wtf, give him a break : ansuble
• fun may only be getting started, dude : archon
• shackers + religion sucks, but we'll pray for you and stuff. : draconic
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  Damn...flight moved up to April 15 now...let's see how many times they can change our flight date :) : SKI242
  • Political bullshit aside, good luck dude, stay safe and be nice to people :) : seven
  • Hey you've got an excuse for taxes now at least...... ;) Speaking of which I better get mine done soon...... : UTSD3DSUCKS
• Be sure to thank Bush! : moshman
• good luck. I have a friend there already. Take care of yourself. : Kashmir
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  Oh goodie!! A fellow shacker is joining me in the fight! Note: I'm not really in the Army at all but s : Optimus Prime
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    good luck & come on safely! :) : Optimus Prime
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      on = home : Optimus Prime
      • shack = home : d0pamine
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  Best of luck. I was in Desert Storm, so I know how you feel. Don't let them break your spirits. : Xak Malice
  • I was in DS too...just imagine having to go back! :) : SKI242
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  Mr. Martindale: I understand that you have a son over there. I have friends over there too. If it were up : fatbeaner
  • You = arse..........................No other way to say it, you are an arse who is trying to hurt that ma... : UTSD3DSUCKS
• Make sure and take your config script on a cd in case they give you new equipment. Gotta get those keys ... : riptyde
• Best of luck. This isn't a game anymore, just remember that. No oops I dropped a live grenade or any of t... : UTSD3DSUCKS
• good luck and bring extra socks. : edgewise
• you cant shack from the military base? : fatbeaner

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  AMD - Price/Performance ratio advantage. : seven
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    especially when you factor in motherboards =( : TheTick
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      Not sure what it's like now, but when I picked up this 1.33ghz Tbird, it, +an Asus A7V133 mobo was signif... : seven
      • not=now. :( : seven
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      my A7N8X-Deluxe wasn't exactly a bargain in price terms It is a l33t piece of kit though, so I'll le... : Toraz Chryx
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        But look at what you got with it, add another 50 bucks if you want all that stuff on a intel board. : stgdz
        • Not true, You would add $50+ if you're talking about dual channel memory. The Intel 845PE motherboards (... : Q-ball
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  Why do people ignore Cyrix? : Phallasy
  • why do people ignore celeron? because they suck (now) : Turd Ferguson
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    because we remember cyrix from the p166 days : electric_monk
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      Because we remember Cyrix from.. uh... now? : Toraz Chryx
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        exactly, a C3 is less efficient clock per clock than a P4 based celeron and they are far from efficient. : Turd Ferguson
        • yeah, a 1.3Ghz Duron will smack a 1.7Ghz Celeron around quite handily... the C3 and the Athlon demon : Toraz Chryx
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          c3's arent about performance. c3's run very cool.. passive cooling at 1ghz. theyre especially good if ... : skold
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            passive cooling at 1Ghz?... who cares when you can run a Tualatin P3 passively at 1Ghz and get double the... : Toraz Chryx
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              i know, i dont care im just pointing out that theyre not meant to be high end gaming cpus you cant ... : skold
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                I think Intel are still making Tualatins for the rackmount server industry.. they are pretty rare at thi... : Toraz Chryx
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                  its easy to come up with a cpu that does more ipc at lower heat/power when its not compatible with any ex... : skold
                  • ? there's LOTS of PowerPC software.... : Toraz Chryx
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                    and Itanium flies in the face of that remark! : Toraz Chryx
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                      hahaha itanium yea i know theres lots of ppc software, but sheesh ;) if amd or intel could just dro... : skold
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                        if amd or intel could just drop everything and design a new instruction set, it would probably be wicked : Toraz Chryx
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                          yea i was being generous to intel. youre right, they cant design architectures for shit. : skold
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                            IMO, the only reason Intel get anywhere is there size, they're big, so they can afford state of the art f : Toraz Chryx
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                              until windows runs on it i dont think its going to be 'popular' : skold
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                                http://www.apple.com/macosx/ That + hardware that isn't just nicely built, but also blazingly fast. ... : Toraz Chryx
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                                  mmmmmmmmmaybe. the bottom line is money though. what good is an operating system if no one uses it? ... : skold
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                                    what good is an operating system if no one uses it? Confucious say, what good is a crap operating syst... : Toraz Chryx
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                                      yea, i wish those 98/me users would upgrade to xp, too. : skold
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                                        I wish you'd all start using OSX. myself included actually. * eyes up dual processor Powermac on eb... : Toraz Chryx
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                                          i use windows for the software more than the os itself. i like amd, a lot. osx doesnt run on it. i li... : skold
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                                            i like amd, a lot. osx doesnt run on it. PowerPC 970 > Athlon and possible > Opteron I like AMD proce : Toraz Chryx
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                                              brand loyalty. unless amd starts doing things REALLY bad ill stick with them. im not about to start runni... : skold
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                                                I find very few pages look wrong in Phoenix, and I absolutely utterly detest how amazingly crap the secur... : Toraz Chryx
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                                                  thats a nice pic.. i dont get it? : skold
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                                                    ... do you not have a cdrom drive? or is your drive slot load + empty? : Toraz Chryx
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                                                      of course i have one:P and no its not slot load. whats it suppsoed to do : skold
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                                                        every IE6 install I've loaded that with has caused the cdrom drives attached to the machine to eject what... : Toraz Chryx
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                                                          heh, i hardly have a default install : skold
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                                                            I wonder why that is.... ;) : Toraz Chryx
                                                            • i didnt know abotu this 'cdrom' thing, but i turn a few things off anyhow vbscript is retarded. : skold
                                                            • it doesn't eject my laptop cd! :p : halfway
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    we have a cyrix 933 and its SIGNIFICANTLY slower than my athlon 700 VERY VERY noticably so uh...tha... : TheTick
    • its slower than the 300A clocked at 533. : Turd Ferguson
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  does AMD have a license for HT? im currently running AMD. but, that may change soon if Athlon64 dosnt i... : r1cola
  • actually amd owns a patent on hyperthreading. they have a patent on 'a method of having a microprocess... : skold
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  AMD Right now they cost roughly the same at the mid/top end, but if AMD need your money more. AMD gear : Toraz Chryx
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    yea, id hate to see the competition die. i hate to say it but amd would probably start introducing horrib... : skold
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      supposedly the new tbredb aiuhb 2100+ chip i got will do 2.3 2.4 ghz on good air cooling no sweat : Morgin
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        this is a 2400+ AUIHB I'm sitting at now. http://chryx.shacknet.nu/400mhzbus.png : Toraz Chryx
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          beauty :) hey, err, since i get it tomorrow and i havnt bought a new computer in 7 years, wanna let me in... : Morgin
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            dude, you're at a P166 right now right? (if I remember you right) don't bother overclocking it, it'll ... : Toraz Chryx
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              because i've always wanted to and i picked up a vantec aeroflow just cause : Morgin
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                if youre seriously on a p166 or even anything below 1ghz, just run it at stock speed for a month or two a... : skold
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                  im seriously on a p166. have been for 2 years. before that i had a p120 chip in there. hehe It's be... : Morgin
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                    You should notice a difference! http://www.tomshardware.com/cpu/20030217/cpu_charts-24.html : Toraz Chryx
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                      omfg. I'm second lowest on that list. BUT I DID IT hehe. i stuck this fucker out until teh monies c... : Morgin
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                        what be the full specs? : Toraz Chryx
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                          xp2100+ auihb asus nforce2 deluxe 512 megs ram 9500pro 80 gig drive : Morgin
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                            AND YOU SHALL CALL IT MAXIMUMFAST : Toraz Chryx
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                              hey btw thanks for your help last month and suggestion to look at nforce2, it was a good call ;) : Morgin
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                                \m/ My A7N8X-Deluxe has served me well this past.. uh.. month. You might wanna go hitup http://www.... : Toraz Chryx
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                                  what for? :) I AM ALL KNOWING help! : Morgin
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                                    Just general stuffs, things like the answers to the tweaking questions you were going on with eg, Get ... : Toraz Chryx
                                    • yeah i have lots of reading to do i guess! thanks for the link! im off for the night morning, ttyl man... : Morgin
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                                      whats this uberbios? and where? my a7n8x doesnt seem to like me pencil tricking my tbird. id assume th... : skold
                                      • the bios unlock only works on Tbreds AFAIK, but it's worth a shot, go dig around on the asus forum on htt... : Toraz Chryx
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                              i also like how my new videocard has 3 times as much memory on it as my current computer ;) : Morgin
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                                You had 42.6MB of ram? : Toraz Chryx
                                • well, 40 ;) EDO!!!! : Morgin
                              • ha and a faster processor core also and the fact you already mentioned before that your fsb is higher th... : Kashmir
                  • i weep for your soul : skold
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      i hate to say it but amd would probably start introducing horribly expensive cpus if intel suddenly went : Toraz Chryx
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        i dont think amd is in any danger. the various xp's cover the entire market. theyre dirt cheap at the low... : skold
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          Have you not seen AMDs financial reports lately? : Toraz Chryx
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            -shrug- : skold
            • Basically they're barely breaking even right now. : Toraz Chryx
• amd for strictly price/performance ratio i havent had a single problem due to via, ive had 2 via board... : -=kodiak=-
• Go for AMD, although the price gap between the two processors has been closing, it is still the best choi... : mofo
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  Intel, so you dont have to get a VIA chipset. All of you are stuck in 2001 when the Tbird was a much bet... : NukeDukem
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    * looks at Nforce2 mainboard * uh?, I had to get a VIA chipset?, did I miss a memo? : Toraz Chryx
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      word motherfucker... hey toraz, what 3dmark scores do u get (2001se and 03)? : electric_monk
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        2001SE ~ 14500 2003 ~ 4700 My ram is holding the system back though, its first gen PC2700 and won't r... : Toraz Chryx
        • hmmm.... i have an xp 1800+, 9700 standard, 512mb pc2100 (ick)... i get 12400 in 2001 i can't remembe... : electric_monk
  • ahem... www.nvidia.com nForce 2 motherfucker, heard of it? : electric_monk
  • get intel, so you have to get an sis chipset if you want features.. : skold
• AMD, price/performance + it's always good to make sure competition exist. Nforce2 also gives increased b... : BigT
• Intel for great overclocking justice. : nomaad
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  AMD + heat = ffffttttt Intel + heat = oh fan died must replace. : balaams_ass
  • only not, unless youre into 2 year old motherboards from no name companies in taiwan. even if your fan... : skold
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    that makes about as much sense as saying I only buy american cars because japanese cars are made out of m : halfway
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      japanese cars are made out of mexican gypsies? what the fuck man? I never knew that. : Degenerate
      • yea, oddly enough its the exact same % as the number of heatsink/fans that just fall off cpu's : halfway
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  AMD! Ive been using AMD since the K5 days. They have always been a great, afordable alternative to the : rosewood
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    k6 was good, k5 was a bit meh heh : skold
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      Yea it was, but it was perfect for me (a poor boy) to get going! IIRC PIIs had *just* come out and were ... : rosewood
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        yea, but i think a pentium mmx would have outperformed a k5.. (ive got 2 here but ive never used them..) ... : skold
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          Not cheap enough. When the P2 came out, the K6 then the K6-2 then the K6-III all came out -- although th... : rosewood
          • the K6-2 were wide open ass. : Degenerate
          • survey says: k6-3: late 1998 k6-2: early 1998 pentium 2: late 1997 pentium mmx: early 1997 k6: 199... : skold
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  My last 3 cpus have been AMD because their name has fewer letters than Intel and that's a sign of quality... : Xak Malice
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    Probably posts quicker, too. 2 less letters to display! : seven
    • LUDICROUS SPEED! : Xak Malice
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  AMD if you are a kid where 10$ makes a big difference to your life and/or you only play games so crashing... : dn__
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    please tell us about your years of experience again : skold
    • we need a "Don't feed the trolls zelots" sign : halfway
    • Yes, I've been in the industry for a VERY long time.. Yes, I have a lot of experience, be it software de... : dn__
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    http://www.shacknews.com/extras/go.x?/docs/amd.x hello :) : seven
    • Haha. Nice move. I was just about to link that myself. : Flawless Cowboy
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      Those are run by people who know how to babysit an AMD, but it was a valiant effort! HUG! : dn__
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        so youre saying youre too stupid to run anything but intel? : skold
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          I am not talking for MYSELF here, I am talking for the regular Joe-smo who is choosing a processor.. Aga... : dn__
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            that argument would have made sense when the only option was a via chipset admit it man, if amd put ou... : halfway
            • That's just ONE of the arguments.. Nonetheless, read my comments below and BE GONE! : dn__
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            oh yea, i forgot, your years of industry experience ... its too bad the regular Joe-smo doesnt actuall... : skold
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              Yes, your jealousy overflows, again.. Anyways, what does building a computer from scratch have anything ... : dn__
              • your reply to halfway was cleanly rebutted and innane :) : halfway
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        if you mean drop it in a server room and reboot it once or twice a year..... your arguments against am... : halfway
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          I mean a lot of things, but from experience, explaining that to the likes of you (or skold for that matte... : dn__
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            oddly enough I have a 1700+, a p3-450, a 1.2ghz duron, and a 2.4p4 running in my house (er the p4 is gett... : halfway
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              I've had both myself.. Clap, clap, clap.. Point is, if I had to make a decision between the 2 (for myse... : dn__
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                i love how you constantly claim that anyone who says anything remotely in favour of amd is uneducated, in... : skold
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                  actually the 4in1's bring my 1700+ to its knees, I've been running w/out them since I got the board (like... : halfway
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                    Why does anyone bother debating with Dn__ anymore? He is a classic passive-agressive with a likely borde... : bipolar
                    • we agree far too much lately hold me : halfway
                    • Actually, I don't speak about subjects I am not familiar with.. I find it's a good way to avoid having t... : dn__
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                what was the last amd proc you owned explain not up to par (please don't bring the heatsink falling of... : halfway
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                  ahahahahahaha [i]DN__ Wrote: ------- You and skold should stop sucking each other's cock, lol, 69 du : halfway
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                    when he takes it to shackmsg you know hes been owned : skold
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                      I beg to differ.. When you know the other person takes your shackmessage and puts it into public, that j... : dn__
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                        Now this is funny stuff. : UtilityMaximizer
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                          See, here are the reasons that none of us take you seriously. 1) You claim to have years of great expe : UtilityMaximizer
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                            That should be "You dismiss..." not "When dismiss". : UtilityMaximizer
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                              and "jibe", not "jive" : bipolar
                              • Ugh. Yes. And I should have a colon after "seriously". I edit my posts too many times before hitti... : UtilityMaximizer
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                    I always laugh when someone takes a private message and sends it into the public messages area.. To me, ... : dn__
                    • I always share funny and pathetic things with the shack :) : halfway
                    • FYI - the two shackmsg's you sent me were deleted unread. If you remember, I told you some months ago th... : bipolar
  • 10$ difference its more like a 33% difference, and my xp2200+ system has yet to crash. my intel p4 (suspe... : nurall
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  bang for the buck. if i was rich id get intell : nurall
  • i can afford whatever i want for my next machine, im going with amd. although i may build a p4 box lat... : skold
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    depends on how rich? there was an interview with the owner of the most successful dollar store type ch... : halfway
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      ok, well i guess i can afford to build an intell system but just dont want to spend that much. so i built... : nurall
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        i used buy intel only, but my last computer was AMD. I have been EXTREMELY disappointed with it. I believ... : wtf242
        • supposed to be a reply to the main thread : wtf242
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  AMD b/c I like underdogs. : ece_ssg
  • When criminals in this world appear And break the laws that they should fear And frighten all who see o : halfway
• Bad experiences with AMD. I'd go Intel. Ive never had an Intel chip die. ive had multiple AMD ones die... : yautja
• Intel here. I've only ever had Intel. Wife cousin got an Athlon and the thing won't work clocked at its n... : Former_HPB
• I will say this I have been considering going back to Intel due to Overclocking headroom and their much w... : Q-ball

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  Oh sweet! I've always wanted to see something like that. Do these guys tour or anything? : Flawless Cowboy
  • Yep, but this tour is almost over. =( They've only got WI left: http://www.kodo.or.jp/perf/kodoperf/sc... : zerologik
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  yeah, kodo is kickass. i want to see those guys (and stomp) one day. : pupismyname
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    The drummer in my band almost joined stomp, he didn't make it thru the final round tho. They shipped him ... : moshman
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      my dream job right there. : pupismyname
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        you play drums or something similar, or you just like to make noise? :) : moshman
        • i play a little. my primary instrument is the steering wheel. : pupismyname
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          He just loves the outfit. :) : Zeeliv
          • stomp doesn't wear sumo thongs... YET! : pupismyname
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    I've never seen Stomp, although I'd like to. The control these guys have is incredible. I'm used to orc... : zerologik
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      do you play an instrument? : moshman
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        Yep, the violin. I know next to nothing about drums. : zerologik
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          another sexy female violinist??!? what is the world coming to! :) Nah, I like the Violin, great instrume... : moshman
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            Didn't one of the bond chicks play the Cello? (sp) From Russia with love right? : Matto357
            • Cello is great too. One of my friends is such an AMAZING Cello player, studying it at the conservatory he... : moshman
          • I'd love to learn the guitar. My fingers are already trained in the way of the violin fingerboard, makin... : zerologik
• I am jealous!! Hope they come over here sometime soon. : moshman
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  Yeah, I saw them once, they're fantastic. Even if everywhere you look on stage there's guys asses :p : node
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    that's one of the reasons zerologik liked it so much! : moshman
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      Well yes! I got that picture in an email telling about the performance and of course I ran over to the... : zerologik
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        *sarcasm shield ACTIVATE* : moshman
        • Not completely, the picture did catch my eye. : zerologik
  • that's a bad thing? : pupismyname
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  He's got a GREAT ASS!! : Lawgiver
  • yeah, he must work out. : dist0rti0n
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  So first they kill a tree and then beat it with clubs? How is this any different than clubbing baby seal... : teh snail
  • It's a goodly sacrifice in the name of bringing musical enjoyment to people around the world! : zerologik
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  Did it devour any of your units? : Zeeliv
  • hahaha nice! : seven
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  That is one mascularly toned body : slacko
  • They spend four months in intensive physical training and meditation, the rest of the year is spent touri... : zerologik
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  That's awesome! What is it, a touring band or something? : Baragon
  • They tour for eight months out of the year, but their website says they'll be back in Japan for the next ... : zerologik
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  ATTN: (can't believe nobody's said that yet) : Ryno
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    ATTN: Hetero woman? She is a girl you know. : moshman
    • Yeah but GHEY MENZ would surely like the picture too. ;) : Ryno
    • ATTN STRATE WOMENZ : pupismyname
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  cool. He's also increasing the damage bonus for all the friendly units around him. : ultramega
  • I'm going to play the Orcs and make a bunch of Kodo Drummers in remembrance of this fine musical performa... : zerologik
• I don't appreciate you taking my picture through my window. : Entity

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  Yea, and the one that bounced off the back of my head, thrown by a teammate unnamed... ;) that was fun la... : Joseph
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    That one wasnt me! I was already dead and I was spectating and saw it though. It was pretty funny. :) : Degenerate
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      it was funny. It was probably spector, he killed everyone else at least once with his grenades ;) Smoke o... : Joseph
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        that was me, im sorry :( you moved right as i threw it! :( : Silent Wolf
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          Nades are extra dangerous in your hands. ;) : Xak Malice
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            sometimes, which is why i switched over to smoke and flashbangs :( : Silent Wolf
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              I thought Flawless held exclusive rights to using smoke grenades in Raven Shield. : Degenerate
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                ive finnaly learned how vaulable they are, tear gas also does wonders. I had 3 guys walk into my tear gas... : Silent Wolf
                • yeah I agree on the tear gas. Its great stuff. : Degenerate
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                  Man the tear gas is a trippy effect. Draconic tear gassed us several times last night. : Fyunch Click
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                    it makes you feel sick heh. I think its more effective than the flashbangs personnally. : Silent Wolf
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                      I got flashbanged for the first time last night, I had no fucking clue as to what happened to me. It rock... : Fyunch Click
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                        ha degenerate flashbangs himself for fun....the pscyho. Sometimes i see him trying to flip the gun arourn... : Silent Wolf
                        • that would be cool. He could pull out his sidearm and shoot himself or have him pull out a little cyanide... : Degenerate
              • Ha! Don't fuck with me and my smoke grenades! I'm like a ninja that's stealth-impaired. You KNOW I'm comi... : Flawless Cowboy
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              The effect of a Flashbang on you is the coolest effect I have ever seen in a game. It's slightly cooler ... : Xak Malice
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                http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=7014852 :) : Degenerate
                • haha :) : Xak Malice
            • Seriously... why the hell aren't there offhand grenades in this game? It's such a fucking pain to press: : Flawless Cowboy
        • it was still fun regardless. I don't mind getting killed in a game as long as it's not GimS and that damn... : Joseph
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  Man, between you and Spector... I swear, as soon as I saw you guys bring your arm back to throw a grenade... : Flawless Cowboy
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    It was sweet when we were storming the mansion place and I popped the terrorist through the window, excep... : Joseph
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      They start us off in some of the weirdest positions in that game. Half our casualties probably wouldn't h... : Flawless Cowboy
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        yea, wierd map. I tried single player campaign this morning. HOLY SHIT HARD I SUCK MAJOR. I think i'll st... : Joseph
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          your fun to play co-op with, great games! :D : Silent Wolf
          • thanks! looking forward to some more. Just trying to figure out how I can feed this new addiction and sti... : Joseph
  • haha, well the first one, I got shot right as I was throwing so it fell right in front of you. I dont eve... : Degenerate
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  LIAR! You enjoy it. Admit it! : Fyunch Click
  • I was actually aiming for spector so he would stop getting twice as many kills as everyone else. ;) : Degenerate
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  I wonder if there's a messageboard like this for coalition troops in Iraq? : seven
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    Oh man... <shakes head> I feel totally bad for admitting this: but I laughed. : Flawless Cowboy
    • ;D : seven
• Damnit, I hated to miss playing last night. :( : Xak Malice
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  Soldier Of Fortune 2? : UTSD3DSUCKS
  • Raven Shield : Degenerate
  • nevermind, Raven Shield, was wondering what tear gas was for a bit...... : UTSD3DSUCKS