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• NIIIIIIICE ! : F l u f f y

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• nein : karl hungus
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  Mögen Sie Scheiße Filme? : Wolfanoz
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    if ß is pronounced like i'm guessing, this is funny. : Dante
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      That letter is just used instead of "ss" in some words. Stupid grammar rules. : moshman
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        beacuse 'SS' has a negative ring to it after WWII ;) : BigT
        • hehe, no :) : moshman
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  Soweit ich weiß mindestens 3 : matthaeus
  • Ich bin ebenfalls deutschsprachig veranlagt :D nur poste ich zu selten.. btw bist du elchtest? von quak... : Hoax
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  Nein aber ich kann benutzen FreeTranslation.com : paganritual
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    Appparently freetranslation.com plays loose and fast with the entire "rules of grammar" thing. : Deathlove
    • Yeah it translated the english sentence word for word without bothering for the german grammar. but hey ... : Hoax
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  Emay onay peaksay Ermangay. : Dreagon
  • heh heh, gay. : seven
• ich spreche Deutsch, rookieone, Flinz, matthaeus, Dognose speaks some, + quite a few other I would imagin... : moshman
• *raises hand* : bitshifter
• Ein bisschen :( : nomaad
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  Ich habe meine Unterhosen verloren. : skynet
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    Ich habe Sauerkraut in meinem Lederhosen. : nomaad
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      Unterhosen schmeckt gut! : skynet
      • Skynet ist Schwul. : larcho
• Duuuuu .... Duuu Hast .... Duuu Hast Meich : kanix
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  lichten mein hosenschlange : V0lk
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    that makes no sense whatsoever. : moshman
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      He said "Luch mein blieshtift" but forgot "bitte". : dognose
      • You both make no sense :) : moshman
• READ YOUR MEMOS GUNTER! ACHTUNG, BABY! : rosewood
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  I'M A LOITENANT]I : fluze
  • well damn, pwned by caps lock : fluze
• Ich kann etwas. Schreib es aber bescheuert. : larcho
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  SCHNELL, SCHNELL!!! : Normality
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    wolfenstein'd : larcho
    • or die hard'd : karl hungus
• na ich rede nich nur deutsch sondern auch franz UND englisch - schacknews kenn ich noch aus der zeit als ... : Lukiopimp

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  BOTH an eggplant and a carrot at the same time? what a dirty whore. : malloc
  • eggplants from the east are more "dillydoe" shaped than those we eat in the US. this woman most certainly... : killypoopoo

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• but the bright side of it is that if it does happen, the mods can retire the "stupid" label. ;) : fluze
• vasovaginal reaction? wtf : bringer
• if you don't wake up, it'll still be better than being awake when they rip those f**kers out. I've been k... : killypoopoo

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  Does it have to come from sources of real AI research? : knitemare
  • Err, hit post to early. (cont.) Because you could do your paper on video game AI, there are tons of reso... : knitemare
  • if that means non-fiction, then yes, unless its pretty well grounded in philosophy. It is for a senior co... : NexusOne
• AI and Virtual Sex! : MeenMunky
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  create a digital version of yourself. accurate in every way. then destroy it and grapple with the ramific... : jackalope
  • My... my Mind! OH NOS! : NexusOne
  • Haha, interesting. I have to agree with this post. : ZeroDegrees
• other stipulation, i will need some sources from print articles, so it has to be in an area that has stuf... : NexusOne
• just do a book report on the Matrix. "I like the matrix very, very, very much. It is a good movie. Neo i... : edgewise
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  Why the movie AI sucked. : Dechter
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    Or, Why I felt like commiting suicide after watching the movie A.I.: Artificial Intelligence. : snuff
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      Do you mean "Artsy-fartsy Indulgence"? Yeah. I hated that movie. : RatBastard
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        No I mean the depressing mood it put me in. Jesus, even the happy ending wasn't happy. Ok, kid gets ab : snuff
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          Actually FC explained the movie best. http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6401394 : Nighteyes
          • That "explanation" is just as far out in left field as the entire movie. Boo, Hiss, AI sucked! The film... : Dechter

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  You'll just have to be more sneaky aboot it. : zerologik
  • Yeah. It sucks though, I mean, I'm a peon, so I shouldnt really have an office anyways, but I got used to... : skynet
• low cube walls suck : haokah
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  haha, they softened you up with the free Tivo and now they stick it to you! : Degenerate
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    Pretty much. Although I heard rumblings of a liberal work from home policy. So we'll see. : skynet
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      Thats my life long dream. Well, that and a world free of PRLs. : Degenerate
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        I would love it. THis whole thing just pisses me off, because we are a small team, of like 10 people. WE ... : skynet
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          Stuff you all into a GameCube! :) : The Key
          • omg tiny : skynet
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        one of my friends worked from home for 2 years... he almost went insane, he'd never leave his house only ... : barbs
        • and the problem there is what? I'm just not seeing it. :) : Degenerate
        • Shack > * Social Activity j/k : The Key
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  I'm in a cube, but I piss in the corners to mark my territory. Nobody ever bothers me or comes back here : freakord
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    damn you end of the row/dead end people. I want that spot! : *metal*
    • It also has to do with the fact that I'm a totally sarcastic ass to people. : freakord
  • I have a cube with a window. I sorta like it cause i can stay social with my co-workers. the people her... : kanix
• We moved offices a few months ago. I'm in cubeland.com now. It's not too bad. Just shack on a machine/mon... : *metal*
• ghostzill is your friend. : Former_HPB
• welcome to my hell : jedi_27
• /laughs from the comfort of his own office : Do_Or_Die
• We hadda delete all mp3s and porn from our machines yesterday, and they're going through all our machines... : dognose
• Just get www.historykill.com and hit ALT-Spacebar w00t! : Phil
• I just lost my office. It sucks. Here are a couple things that may help you maintain your sanity: ... : ThomW

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  hahah so wrong :( : skynet
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    That's how I read Degenerate. :( : Phil
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      That means I still like women though right? : Degenerate
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        Butch ones. : bringer
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          Anne Heche isn't all that butch. : ThomW
          • I'd do her. : Halen
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        I'll send Maarten a case of Brown Sugar Cinnamon PopTarts if he'll change it back. : Phil
        • Make that two : fatman
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        That also means you're not funny and no one likes you cause you're too controversial. : Portax
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          damn, I thought controversial was a good thing around here. :( : Degenerate
          • The price you pay for being Ellen Degeneres... : Portax
• Agreed :( : Odoyle
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  I prefer "Degenerate". :( : UtilityMaximizer
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    So do I. It not overused l33tspeak : skynet
    • I'm having problems translating your second sentence... : UtilityMaximizer

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• i don't get it : vodor
• OMG!!! I hope I'm not seeing credit card numbers with expiration dates. : ece_ssg
• yeah please explian : man bites dog
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  i repeat please explain : man bites dog
  • read the ER article : smax
• thats not really an exploit as much as it is lame ass people and misconfigured servers : ashkie
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  Wow, I just found some site that had all of the property listings for a town. The information included wh... : Phreakin
  • thats typically public info. go to your county courthouse and do some research. my mom does this for a li... : epit
  • dood most counties have online versions of this-- floorplans, the whole shebang its crazy : celerity
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  ROOOFLES!! "This is when we decided that a deaf sound tech. was not a good idea. " http://146.6.115.1/F... : meh
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    LOL, now you've done it. There's an entry by the goatse man. : smax
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      OMG - I'm laughing out of control : PowerofA
      • :( All the funny ones got baleeted :( : bipolar
• damn that kinda makes things simple then, l33t hackers use google. : Silent1
• *bump* for morning people... this thread is too funny to miss. : bipolar
• The best part is it happened in 1903. : Halen

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• I'd say wait. Werd is just minutes away!! : bringer
• Post it! WERD IS UP : barbs
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  IT = Ginger = Scooter?! : Zakko
  • KAMEN WILL CHANGE THE WORLD : geedeck
  • EVEN BETTER i lie : bipolar

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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6886488 : Phil
  • I will now welcome myself to yesterday : rosewood
• He might just like dressing up in women's clothes, wearing make up, dancing, staring in cabaret and music : seven

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  Rule #1: No talking about Degenerate. : bringer
  • SHIT....*leaves* : Scotty22
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  Degenerate is D g 3 n r 8 (Only now with a cool and in your face name!) : Scotty22
  • I thought Dg3Nr8 was the 'cool and in your face' version. : Zeeliv
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  Degenerate use to have the nick of Dg3Nr8. : majestik
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    Why the change? : rosewood
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      To cause confusion. I'm changing my nick to "Uh-d0yL3" soon. Be prepared. : Odoyle
      • Oh No's!! : The Key
      • Mine is changing to: |\|0|2/\/\4|_17`/ : Normality
      • That would confuse me Just change it to Mac, Mac : rosewood
      • EyeCumInPiece : IcomeINpeace
      • I'm changing to fatman. Oh wait... : fatman
      • Good choice. Your friend, Geekdick : geedeck
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      Mine is changing to 5c011y (my name doesn't work well) : Scotty22
      • 50c77y Did you fail leetspeek or something? : bringer

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• A Polycom Online System? : Scotty22
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  game looks sweet but im still worried that it isnt worth subscribing too : lumpymilk
  • I'll buy it and let you know :) : Scotty22

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  That looks nice: What have you guys heard about them implementing HEAVY anti-piracy type coding into the... : Scotty22
  • Well from what I underestand is they are not planning to add the Palladium (Which is just exactly what yo... : Normality
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    The current jive is that this whole TCPA or whatever stuff is going to be switchable in the bios. So, yo... : rosewood
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      Well again, implimentation of this structure would require a nearly complete over haul to the OS's frame.... : Normality
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        This has nothing to do with congress and all microsoft has to do is introduce signed elements into everyt... : rosewood
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          Yeah but were taken out long before it hit RC1 because the implimented it wrong, they figured with some o... : Normality
          • Alot of typos...sorry...english motherfucker, i dont type it =( : Normality
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  You can install windows 2000/xp under 15 minutes if you know how : ghost in my shell
  • YOU ARE THE MAN NOW DOG !!!! : Normality
  • Does it have anything to do with ... ghost ? : rosewood

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• I called it :< Soon, everyone and their dog will be wanting activation The company I work for has a p... : rosewood
• it's not about pirates, it's about "about making sure that genuine Adobe customers had valid products". ... : Dante
• I wonder what percentage of piracy is so-called "casual" piracy. 80%? 90%? : bipolar
• It's a good thing no one ever pirates their programs! : Portax
• Painter > Photoshop : RIpsTer

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• PICS + DIVX ?? : The Key
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  ENOUGH WITH THE NAME CHANGING!!! I'm ascared... : freakord
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    WTF? I just saw your name in alternating caps..... : freakord
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      problem with your video card driver most likely. : bipolar
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        Yeap, I suggest he formats : rosewood
        • low level format to be sure. : bipolar
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      Maybe Odoyle and you should both lay off the sauce : Degenerate
      • Can I call you TAFKAD? : bipolar

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  I think it is 3. : skynet
  • Yep. http://us.imdb.com/Title?0086393 : skynet
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  and then in 4 he fights SUNMAN! so lame, so so lame : jedi_27
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    The sunman owned! : skynet
    • Sunman had nails like a bitch. : Malk
• What was the second one about? I didn't even know what the first one was about until I bought the DVD the... : Portax

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• If you were a coworker of mine I would stab you in the face with a pen. I hate that song so much. BUR... : bringer
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6888395 and thanks for the crappy song. : Dante
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  Lopper - Mondo 77 : kanix
  • ^^^ stays with you for a while : kanix
• I heard you were good at humming : freakord

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• ROOOOOOOOFLES : skynet
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  hahahahahahaha I would definitely say I would hate to see that force coming to my base. : Scotty22
  • hehe, yeah. the crazy thing is, that wasn't even half of my army, that was most of the hackers i had tho... : Turd Ferguson
• Hahaha! Nice work. : Flawless Cowboy

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• OC10 > T3 : Odoyle
• the movie or the internet carrier? : patdoody
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  yay :D : skynet
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    You say this just because of your nick. : larcho
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      tu eres muy intelligente : skynet
      • y tu hablas demasiado español ;) : larcho

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• I have a dream that sTeve bans me. : The Key
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  How the fuck are you able to continue posting?! : Flawless Cowboy
  • Proxy : rosewood
• i have dreams where im talking (having real speaking conversations) in dthread. : laurgasms
• now thats just some fucked up shit right there : lumpymilk

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  You might think about brushing your teeth :) : skynet
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    Or at least some pepperminty mouth wash! :) : The Key
    • Yep, Listerine is good shit! : skynet
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  odoyle rules!!! : barbs
  • He should have just did some quick dance steps for him ! : The Key
• what the?! I don't think my breath smells like alcohol the day after I drink. Mouthwash + toothpaste = wi... : MuaaSan
• Tell him/her you pulled al all nighter at a party thinking about code. <G> : *metal*
• mouthwash? gum? : mr brown
• lay off the sauce : freakord
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  you should have said that you were syphoning gas out of his tank : freakord
  • ^^^ WINNER! : MuaaSan
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  is your boss a male or female??? : barbs
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    Female, and yeah I brushed. Shoulda hit the mouthwash. Hrm... : Odoyle
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      keep one of the small bottles of listerine in your car. : Degenerate
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        i dislike this new name :[ : Dante
        • IAWTP. Change scares me. : bringer
    • you should of vehemently denied it. "I always have a glass of redwine when i wake up, its good for my he... : barbs
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  if you had a lot the night before, it may not be coming from your breath, but from your pores. : haokah
  • IAWTP. I used to work at a factory job, and some of the guys used to come in half-tanked from the night b... : The Key
• i drink because its the only way i can do this damned job : locobastard
• bah, it shouldnt be any of their concern if you drank the night before! At work I get a "hahaha, you look... : moshman
• Tell him it's not what he thinks -- you were just drinking some vanilla extract. : bipolar
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  but doesn't coming in late affect your job? And isn't that a result of your "nightly habits"? : johnny appleseid
  • iawtp : patdoody
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    nope, I sit in a closet and write code. I don't interact with the public, and 8 hours of work = 8 hours ... : Odoyle
    • well if you still do the 8 hours and meet your deadlines then tell em to jam it. my boss doesnt give a sh... : patdoody
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      well, IMHO in a business environment it still reflects poorly on you. I've done much worse than coming i... : johnny appleseid
      • I suppose the new heirarchy is seeking a more "professional" environment. I work for a University. Thin : Odoyle
• My friend who codes has a refrigerator at work and he keeps it stocked with beer, he gets drunk and codes... : barbs
• Sucks dood. Sometime you have to play lipservice to the man™. : lazarusb

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  afaik x-isle was just a tech demo to show off the engine and possibly used in an educational thing about ... : moshman
  • Ahh cool. I had always thought it was a real dinosaur game. I remember thinking, "It's gonna be Trespas... : Xak Malice
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  link? : freakord
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    http://www.crytek.com/games/index.php?s=xisle http://www.gamestar.de/magazin/previews/action/11022/ htt... : Xak Malice
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      shit, that's above and beyond what I remember of X-Isle : freakord
      • Yeah, this is sexual: http://www.crytek.com/images/gallery/xisle/zoom_to_helicopter.jpg : Xak Malice

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  You need a big magnet. : vigilante
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    That's what I thought but where do I find such a magnet? : Phallasy
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      seek out the lobster .. there you'll find magnet. : strider_
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        I have been to Red Lobster and all they could offer me was over-priced seafood. Please enlighten me. : Phallasy
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          http://www.512productions.com/lobstermagnet/ : strider_
          • Well, that was very helpfull : Phallasy
          • that was the stupidiest shit I have ever seen. : Scotty22
    • my non-shielded stereo speakers work well for this. I accidently erassed my laptops hdd when I place the ... : *metal*
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  I asked IBM about sensitive information on RMA'd drives when mine died and I was told that everything is ... : Chunks
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    Thank you. I suppose maxtor's policy is the same. : Phallasy
    • You will know if they have such policy if the authorities knock at your door or not. : mofo
    • Western Digital wiped 86gbs of stuff off of my SIX WEEK OLD (no grudge) HD before "repairing" it and retu... : Sludgehead
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  whats rma? : edgewise
  • return to manufacturer : nudel
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    I think it stands for Return Merchandise Authorization. Basically its just sending whatever it is back to... : Degenerate
    • correctamundo : redfive
• 8 year olds, dude. : bringer

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  I have a KDS monitor also, with Radeon 9700 Pro, and my monitor will sometimes lose the signal I guess, ... : Former_HPB
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    Ugh... you definately have bigger problems than me :( : marblehead
    • You may have a serious problem as well. Degaussing a monitor isn't healthy.....when done multiple times l... : majestik
    • any idea on my issue? It's really weird... I have no idea why it does this. : Former_HPB
  • that happens on my Viewsonic P95f+ too, really really weird stuff : Fleabix
• sounds like Radeon issue. I have a Radeon 9000 Pro 128 and haven't seen any problems yet...but who knows.... : majestik
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  you are sure it's degaussing and not just going from one refresh rate to the next (dos/windows)? : IcomeINpeace
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    oooo....good question. Mine does this often as well. The monitor normally clicks and the screen sorta fla... : majestik
    • good point, perhaps your monitor just looks like it's degaussing when the resolution/refresh rate changes... : Dante

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  My mother is an ape. YOU WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, BUDDY! : Xak Malice
  • eeek! *scurries off into the distance* : moshman
• Ape law clearly rules us all. : zerologik
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  Oh my god, this one can speak English! : skynet
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    English mother fucker! Do you speak it? : kanix
    • Pulp Planet of the Apes? : skynet
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  I hate every ape I see....from chimpan-a to chimpanzee.....but you'll never make a monkey....but you'll n... : majestik
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    hahaha best simpsons episode ever : skynet
    • agree'd - Can I play the piano anymore? OF course you can! WELL I couldn't before! *does a quick somethin... : majestik

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• Informer : Former_HPB
• http://www.kananaskis.com/skiing.htm ;) : The Key
• The high temperature here today is supposed to be 87° with high humidity. : malevolence
• naturally my snow blower (had it for 10years+) dies today. FACK! : IcomeINpeace

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  Is it angsty? : skynet
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    ...with a pinch of anger I'd assume. : MuaaSan
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      I'm pretty sure that the lead singer is about to break in it. : skynet
      • bet they say "shut up" in it too! : haokah
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  i never got into them : barbs
  • and you're a much better person because of it : freakord