Evening Reading

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  you stole her innocence! (twice) : moshman
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    nah, her anus is like a foldgers coffee can : rosewood
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      the best part of waking up? : Katarn3279
      • is penif in that slut : *metal*
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  But this kiddie pron was just there, what do you mean it's illegal? : Former_HPB
  • whudya mean it's illegal? : vassili_zaitsev
• but it's for educational purposes! : Do_Or_Die
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  if some repair guy came to my house and gave me a lecture on ethics i would throw his ass out on the pave... : ghost in my shell
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    eat me I was paid to go there and teach them this man. Im not a 'repair guy' and you obviously havent h... : rosewood
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      rose did right by educating his clients. : *metal*
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        I'm not sure if he left her educated or just confused. : GoofyBoy
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          he can't be held accountable for her stupidity. seriously, people should be able to grasp simple concept... : dist0rti0n
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            I assume that she's abit younger than highschool. He called them kids. Stealing song files are not a ... : GoofyBoy
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              i guess its one of those "not enough info" situations : dist0rti0n
              • Well Silent Wolf SHOULD HAVE replied for meproperly : rosewood
            • freshman daughter : fishbone
    • No i dont need computer repair people to come fix my shit. Whenever I do a kazaa clean I inform them ... : ghost in my shell
  • Yep, I was gonna say the same thing. Her: 'Thanks for the info dude, now quit playing daddy and stfu.' : busdriver3030
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    How is that a lecture on ethics? He is asking her questions and giving her the FACTS. It is *STEALING*... : DKo5
    • OMG ROSEWOOD WORKS FOR THE RIAA!!!! In house SPAM of Illegalness! : jjlaw
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  Okay im off to class -- if this turns into a monster thread I want someone smart and cool to make all the... : rosewood
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    im on it -_- : Silent Wolf
    • today must be opposites day Yeah! : Blackdawgg
    • hahahaha : busdriver3030
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      Smart: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6771765 Cool: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6325831 :D : Zeeliv
      • sounds like he's the perfect replacement http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6774489 : halfway
      • digging through my posts eh, i feel so violated..yet..aroused. : Silent Wolf
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  I was at a customer's last thursday...after cleaning out the spyware/virus he asked that I get Quicktime,... : IcomeINpeace
  • chicks can enjoy porn too : Blackdawgg
  • we spent the night looking at porn videos. : GoofyBoy
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    did the offer you a drink or _\|/_ ? : *metal*
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      drinks yes...almost insisting :( : IcomeINpeace
      • she was trying to butter you up : dist0rti0n
• She must think you're the biggest tool in the world : fishbone
• This screams for a parody post. damn! : Halen
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  Look at all the thieves get defensive... Oh no, he told someone the truth about her activities and it ind : bringer
  • Nice troll : fishbone

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• maybe the whole not-talking-to-people thing : --Viscid--
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  I started reading, and agreeing, then saw how TLDR it was, and ran away. : DinK
  • No kidding. I didn't even begin reading it though. : jenkin
  • me too, I probably read a couple pages worth even and went "HOW LONG IS THIS DAMN BOOK" and then noticed ... : Kashmir
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    TLDR? me no comprehend : afrochops
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      IF YOU DONT KNOW YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODY (Too long, didn't read) : phobium
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        Like the internet needs more shitty acronyms made by people who are apparently to exhausted to get those ... : mouth
        • I agree, all we need is WTF and STFU. : Speedy8
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  I got about halfway through it, I get where it's going and agree to a large extent. : onyx
  • Yeah. Once I learned where it was going and how it was going to turn out, I just read the last few paragr... : cajuncookie
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  I have always had an alternate theory. I notice that "nerds" seem to be much more literate as children. I... : Dreagon
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    There is some truth to this I think. : onyx
    • See, I don't really feel it is just a result of intelligence since I can remember many intelligent kids i... : Dreagon
  • i see a lot of truth in this. i was one of those very literate kids, (also shy) plus i lived on a farm o... : strider_
• i made it halfway through : vodor
• I got about a third through... too many generalizations, didn't read...I was pretty smart in HS, but I... : Piotyr
• That article is so amazingly shallow, and lacks even basic social/human perception. It seems to unintenti... : seven
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  T to the L to the muthafuckin D R. : emcea
  • one-two one-two ONE-TWO! : csana
• That was a great read. Thanks for the link. : Syixxs
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  "I could be popular if I tried, but I've got more important things to do"? Please, that's utter back-p... : darweidu
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    I think the real truth is unpopular kids just dont put much effort in the social world. They focus mor... : Nighteyes
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      yeah, dreagon kind of addressed that stuff. The social outcasts can spend more time on learning becau... : darweidu
      • Ahh yes, this is so true. Being popular is just like attending class. When you stop showing up, you f... : Nighteyes
  • Fitting in doesn't take any effort. OMG, SOCIAL SKILLS PEOPLE! : MuaaSan
• Some of it rings of bullshit, but his views on the school system is pretty accurate : hawkeye
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  I'm some kinda cross-over nerd. I'm the NERDEST person in my school, and I'm kinda popular. I also like ... : kabex
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    i hate you... :D : m0nkz
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      :( : kabex
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        I kid, i kid! :D : m0nkz
        • :) : kabex
  • Sorry, nerd = geek. : kabex
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  that just served to remind me how much i hated school, and how amazingly better college was. : karl hungus
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    and how much the real world is a carbon copy of highschool. : Silent Wolf
    • wha? not really. : karl hungus
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      That depends on your experiences. My 'real world' experience has been nothing like high school. : Syixxs
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        I've been working in Corporate america since i was 17, doesnt matter how much money they make, it all rev... : Silent Wolf
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          Being a "joke" is pretty subjective. But meetings aren't like highschool. You put money one the line, ... : GoofyBoy
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            im really not in the mood to expound on it (tired) but trust me, youll see what im talking about. : Silent Wolf
            • Thats fine (that you don't want to talk), but I still disagree with you. : GoofyBoy
            • You're still generalizing. I've worked in my share of corporate environments, and none of them reminded m... : Syixxs
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  i'm going to read this the whole way through, and then i'm going to reply with my thoughts on the subject : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    whats the difference between a nerd and a dork? : sanchez
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      nerds are smart and socially inept, dorks are dumb and socially inept. : eskimo spy
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        to me a dork is smart but just barely able to socialize : ^-SeaWolf-^
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          what is a person that is smart, and perfectly capable of socializing, although not exactly the life of th... : tachck
          • sounds like me. pretty normal, i'd say. : DonkleyPunch
• I had very good grades and had good fun in elementary school. I was preety nerdy and didn't really realiz... : sanchez
• 1) nerds bore people with details. as this article shows so well. : patdoody
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  ok i read it, here's my thoughts (i stopped at the last 1/4 of it when he kept talking about prison every... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    and as an aside... post highschool, most of the popular jappy kids are now addicted to heroin and coca... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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      so what did you call people who were really japanese? : vassili_zaitsev
      • there were only 3 asians in our graduating class. they were thai i believe, 1 brother and 2 twin sisters... : ^-SeaWolf-^
• When I lived in Italy, teenagers there seemed little affected by the problems that afflict kids here. The : vassili_zaitsev
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  Interesting? One of the mods must have been a nerd in highschool. :P : seven
  • that's a safe bet... : mexicanimator
• Nice informative! : celerity
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  And where di I fall in on the Nerd-O-Meter? I wasn't a nerd because I had social skills and I wasn't fix : RatBastard
  • I can relate there. Me and a HS buddy were the smartest guys in our class. (Not bragging but no one els : twostar
• He defies the point of his entire article at the very beginning. At the start he talks about kids sitting... : lord cecil
• Hey- I was just going to post a link to that article. : Rhayne
• My class during highschool must have been some freak anomaly because it was different than any other I've... : judge
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  I think thats all just a bunch of bullshit. The last 2 schools, 3 if you count Middle school didnt care i... : Blackdawgg
  • actually wait. Thats 4 schools. I went to 3 different high schools my freshman year of HS. Fucking milita... : Blackdawgg
• if there were cliques in highschool, i surely wasn't aware of them. I think thats the main difference. ... : dist0rti0n
• Weird, I came across this earlier today when I was googling for pictures of Ogre from Revenge of the Nerd... : Odoyle

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• 6) Pulp Fiction 7) Full Metal Jacket : pimpium
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  Don't forget Zoolander. :) : angelparadox
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    Yeah, that's right up there too, along with AoD, Fight Club, Zoolander... but those round out the top 10,... : bipolar
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      That's true. :) What about Monty Python? : angelparadox
      • i got the python covered : syntactic sugar
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        For some reason, I never got into Monty Python... the only thing I've seen that I laughed at was the "Dep... : bipolar
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          Ahem. *slap slap slap* Not even the school of silly walks? For shame. I'd like to buy an argument, pl : angelparadox
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            woo for ministry of silly walks : syntactic sugar
            • woo for syntactic sugar :D : angelparadox
        • i love MP, but yeah... you either get it the first time then proceed to love it or hate it. or you just ... : syntactic sugar
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  3 amigos? : sleepyvt
  • I'll fill you so full of lead you'll use your dick as a pencil! : bipolar
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  2...i've never heard of the other movies... : davislovestacobell
  • Princess Bride you MUST see. Fletch is a great Chevy Chase movie, as is Three Amigos (Steve Martin and M... : c0bra
• PREDATOR AND KINDERGARTEN COP *AHNOLD* : ctlaltl33t
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  in no particular order 1) clerks 2) monty python and the quest for the holy grail 3) snatch 4) prince... : syntactic sugar
  • 37?????????????? shlurp shlurp shlurp : Brother Maynard
  • Bring out your dead!!!!! : Phreakin
  • five is right out!. : syntactic sugar
• and no mel brooks movies? : sleepyvt
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  Army of darkness, Shawshank Redemption, Austin Powers, and of course The Princess Bride : Brother Maynard
  • And of course Apocalypse Now "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It's the smell of Victory!!" : Brother Maynard
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  Oh I get it, very clever...how's that workin' out for you? : MuaaSan
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    Uh, fine : bipolar
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      Fight Club, you tools. : MuaaSan
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        The *correct* reply would have been, "Great, keep it up then" : bipolar
        • You have to make quotations italic or with quotation marks....pfft. : MuaaSan
        • the ass, or the crotch? : c0bra
  • what?.... being clever... : syntactic sugar
• Full Metal Jacket : sanchez
• from here? its gotta be Star Trek 2. Fuck 20minutes cant go by with out someone doing the "KHAAAAAAAAANNN : supaslasha
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  #2 is OBVIOUSLY Army of Darkness. : c0bra
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    It's a trick, get an axe! : CrimsonHandHiro
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      how the hell is that line even a good quotation : null
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        Aw, that was just pillow talk, baby : bipolar
        • bump fo tha early am crew : bipolar
• Uhh, in no particluar order: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Joe Dirt Pulp Fiction Full metal Jacket... : Phreakin
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  princess bride, fight club, office space, matrix, trainspotting : KungFuKenobi
  • scratch trainspotting...AOD wins it. : KungFuKenobi
• Austin Powers is up there. : hodapp1234
• In my world its Ace Ventura 1 and Space Balls : Overbyte
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  Caddyshack is definitely #1. : edgewise
  • I can't believe it took this many replies to get Caddyshack. DEFINITELY #1! : Former_HPB
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  Where's the Monty Python? Holy Grail = Winner : creeping-judas
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    And then you must cut down the tallest tree in the forest with........A Herring!! : Brother Maynard
    • that dvd is so fucking awsome : rick98761
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  THE BIG LEBOWSKI : voltron
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    that's just like... your opinion man. : trick
    • STFU donnie. : voltron
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  Full Metal Jacket is #1 by FAR! : Luminair
  • 1.)Pulp Fiction 2.)Full Metal Jacket 3.)Airplane 4.)Fight Club 5.)Office Space : bling1bling
  • DO YOU SUCK DICKS, PRIVATE?!? AH BULLSHIT, I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE! : CrimsonHandHiro
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    add Alien, and Aliens. "game over man, game over" : hal9000
    • they mostly come at night. mostly. : lacker
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  Princess Bride = Campy Chick Flick = ATTN GHEY MENZ : bling1bling
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    WHAT!?!?!? It's the ultimate GUY romantic flik. Every guy I have EVAR met loves this flik. Most chix0rs g... : Brother Maynard
    • Worst Chick Flick = Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood : bling1bling
  • if i could kill you i would! : primate13
  • chick flick? hrm. i dinna think it means what joo think it means... : Teiresias
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  Office Space, The Fifth Element : edlin
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    bada boom? : electric_monk
    • Yah, Big bada-boom. : Brother Maynard
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  Star Wars 4-6 and any Ahnold movie. : Dreagon
  • Maybe it's a tumor? : Anti_dentite
• big lebowski : trick
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  Half-Baked, Princess Bride, Snatch, Full Metal Jacket, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas : Flawless Cowboy
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    You can't stop here!! This is bat country!! : Brother Maynard
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      It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull. : Flawless Cowboy
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        Fuck man! You've gone completely sideways!! : Brother Maynard
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          Did you see what God just did to us? It wasn't God. I knew you were a Narc!" : CrimsonHandHiro
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            With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all... : Brother Maynard
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              Holy fuck! There I am! : CrimsonHandHiro
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                http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6773050 : Brother Maynard
                • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5844036 : CrimsonHandHiro
    • FINISH THE FUCKING STORY, MAN! : CrimsonHandHiro
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  fletch? what the fuck : urbansling
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    I'll have a bloody mary, a steak sandwich, and .... a steak sandwich : bipolar
    • I smiled when I read this but don't know why. That tells me it must be true! : spl
    • Can I borrow your towel? : rauol_duke
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    http://www.theonion.com/archive/archive_nib08.html: "VOLUME 36 ISSUE 22 — 14 JUNE 2000 I... : Zeeliv
    • hehehe Long live Fletch :) : bipolar
• happy gilmore! : lacker
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  Donnie Darko as well. : princessjeni
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    how exactly does one suck a fuck? : lacker
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      We need a Smurfette. : princessjeni
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        First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy wi... : primate13
        • Why are you wearing that silly rabbit suit? Why are you wearing that silly man suit? : ZeroDegrees
        • LOL My little sister-in-law stole my copy. It's been too long since I've seen it. : princessjeni
        • He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exsercise card into my ANUS! : tachck
        • CHUT UP!!!! : uberp00
• No one said Tommy Boy. : Ajax
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  Bottle Rocket : systatic
  • how does an asshole like bob get such a great kitchen? : pyide
• Aliens, Pulp Fiction. : Kiriakos
• All of those movies on your list are not only quotable, but very good movies to start! :D : tachck
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  I would have to say 1 :) : Dread Pirate Roberts
  • as you wish : tachck
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  Clerks, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 2, Pulp Fiction, and Legally Blonde... my quotables anyway : Almighty Tallest
  • Oooo, Count all of those except Legally Blonde. Never saw it. : angelparadox
• for me: 1] Fight Club 2] Office Space 3] Star Wars Series 4] Princess Bride 5] Aliens (6] Austin Po... : wunderbred
• Oh I forgot Freeway... that one rocks : Almighty Tallest
• "I think i just killed the Mista Mista Lady" : Jackass1233
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  For me: Pulp Fiction Spaceballs Clerks : Portax
  • Batman is quoted a lot, not sure if anyone said that yet. Never by me, though. : Portax
• Die Hard ! : crazy ivan
• Friday. i love smokey's quotes. : fatbeaner
• Swingers : ThomW
• harlem nights quotes are pretty high class : halfway
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  What About Bob! "I'm a sailor... I'm sailing!" : Gary the Llama
  • That is a GREAT fucking movie! :D : tachck
• None of those. Full Metal Jacket (no contest) : jidar
• SCARFACE. CONTEST OVER!! : b00tsauce
• Naked Gun Airplane Spies like us : rosewood
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  Rounders and Payback : dist0rti0n
  • All night long he check check check check Take your money, mr son of a bitch : rosewood
• Caddyshack : d-man
• all the afternoon shackers contributed to this yet? : bipolar
• The Matrix : ventro