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  timm has 20, he's proly champ : multisync
  • Someone is nearly tied with timm, if not over, i think it may be tedv : pharoah mike
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  before i even look i would have to say Toraz, or TKF, of HAIKU : jedi_27
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    holy god TKF has 38 : multisync
    • anyone have more than 38? hehe : skold
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  What about tedv? : Deathlove
  • 19 : skold
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  even though I never get the informative marks I would have to go with me. I mean seriously, how canthis n... : Degenerate
  • A pint's a pound the world around. INFORMATIVE THIS MOFO : Deathlove
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    this is the best comedy info post of all time: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5984018 : jedi_27
    • I was wondering where that shit went to >:( : Degenerate
  • this should be informative ;/ http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6444781 : skold
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    I have actually wondered several times why you, Dg3Nr8, are not a mod. I think you would be perfect. I... : fatman
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      I think its my tourette's syndrome. Theyre scared of people that are different. :( : Degenerate
      • Fuckers. First they fire Maarten, now they won't let you mod. What is wrong with this world?! I blame ... : fatman
      • damn them *shakes fist* : skold
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    maybe becuase of this little tidbit after http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=3861139 : Crimsonbeak
    • he started it. :( : Degenerate
• sad :( : seven
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  Dated but relevant: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=3799429 : Odoyle
  • omg i forgot about archives! tkf: 72 steve: 53 : skold
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  I've never had an imformative post in my 3 years as a shacker. : c0bra
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    0 informatve and 5 NWS. I guess I am the big winner today. : fatman
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      0 informative and 11 NWS! I am kickin' your butt! ;) : edlin
      • holy shit! 19 nws :o and 4 Informative : melancoholicz
• this is my most informative post ever http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=2849593 makes me think sometimes : Crimsonbeak
• me : quake 3 announcer
• I've got 0.. but I think they should make an "Arguementative" marking, and I'd win that category : jaga
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  I probably have the most stupid posts :< I say a lot of interesting / informative things, but normally... : rosewood
  • Last Sander posted, firebone was in the lead and I was runner-up :( I think skynet is trying to jockey... : dognose
• Damn, I only have 15 :( : Poor Yurik
• Worse for me: http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/search.x?query=&db=current&user=muaasan&type=i&sortby=date : MuaaSan
• I am very informative, but no-one listens to me. >:( : drucifer

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• * H I T M E N 2 ' D *}r : rosewood
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  That's 73 days (2 1/2 months) per person killed. Some people contemplating murder would consider that a ... : royaljester
  • Actually, it's more like 5.5 days per victim. : verbatim

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  a fuck off blister? : Degenerate
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    "fuck off", meaning impressive, or big, or generally noteworthy. I think it's Melbourne slang. eg: ... : seven
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      Fuck off Aussie! Different meaning in the U.S. :D : xocsida
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        there's also the fantastic "as sweet as a penis". It of course has many variations, such as "as swe... : seven
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          Is this true???? : royaljester
          • yes. but it's something that I've only seen in my group of peers, it spreads, though ;) : seven
    • fuck off : teh snail
    • Wow. : iamgoat
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  This post scares me just a little. : sysmanager
  • it's not my fault, I was distracted by the cricket. AUSTRALIA WON. BWAHAHAHA. : seven
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  The jam was hot enough to burn your chin on contact, but you had no problems putting it into your mouth? ... : Vantage
  • that was what i was wondering. : Clay
  • I know, that's what freaked me out. I let it sit for ages, I ate around the edges, let the steam out, etc... : seven
• BURNY BURNY OWIE OWIE??? WTF? This made me die of laughter in my cube... =) : edlin

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• Ha ha, my friend's ex gf used to wear a short version of that. : GoofyBoy
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  that doesn't look so bad. i see those all the time. i kinda like how they look, but they just scream LO... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    To me they scream "I don't mind looking stupid if everyone else does!" And makes me hum Propagandhi - Or : gingerninja
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      what exactly don't you like about it. it's just a jacket. : ^-SeaWolf-^
      • he wanted one when he was little but his mom said NO u : multisync
      • But it says soo much. It says I like Dr. Seuss : GoofyBoy
      • I don't know. I don't need to explain myself to YOU. Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not he : gingerninja
• haha this chick in the office here wears one just like that and yes she is very ugly and very stupid : smdever
• trendy is normally synonymous with repulsive : multisync
• sigh... yes : flyingaardvark
• I saw a lady wearing a black/white/gray striped fur coat. tres wal-mart. I think it was an old black la... : DinK
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  What is that, Wookie hair? : Vantage
  • http://www.vetmed.wsu.edu/clubs_aafp/catshow98/images/long3.jpg : gingerninja
• On hot chicks, it looks cool, trust me! : Don Vito Corleone
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  http://www.urbn.com/cgi-bin/sgdynamo.exe?CODIV=0201&HTNAME=item_subframes.html&UID=2003021111031519&GEN1=... : zerologik
  • EYE CLOSURE they got that right : gingerninja
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  It's not terrible. : nomaad
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    Some guys wear them too : gingerninja
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      Now that is pushing it :( : nomaad
      • Liam Gallagher (Oasis) can be seen wearing one of those coats in their new video for "Songbird". http:... : MatthewPhillips
• I've seen at least 10 chicks wearing one like that at school : Utopia
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  my gf wears those coats, and just imagine a dirty blonde chick wearing it. youll think twice about what y... : b00tsauce
  • Pics n divx required to make me change my mind >:( : gingerninja
  • the keyword being "dirty" : MatthewPhillips
• I know 2 hotties that wear coats identical to thoses : dwspring
• honestly only fat chicks wear those coats around here but then again alot of them take whats trendy and p... : creep
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  those are almost as ugly as those sweaters that look like robes (with the belt, etc) : tomservo
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    I haven't seen them : gingerninja
    • maybe its a mormon thing. they are AWFUL. : tomservo
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  I've seen hot chicks in them, but always the shorter, less "hanging hair" and brown/tan (not blue/tan lik... : pharoah mike
  • The shorter jackets aren't so bad, and I think the long "faux-fur" is the thing I have a problem with.. N... : gingerninja
• i wonder where in the world fashion designers are targetting. ive never seen anyone wearing any of the hi... : skold
• wow, she's got the Joker's grin and Briscoe's eyes! : gegtik

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  how in gods name did we survive pre color-summary from you : multisync
  • i think all the color coding just prooves the fact that he's way too verbose. STFU AND GET TO THE POINT M... : Clay
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    It's a tad annoying. Atleast it's not bold red and blinking :) : MarksmanX
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      i believe you're alone in that belief. : Clay
      • I am probably not the only one :) : MarksmanX
    • Im tweaking the colors combinations so as not to be too unfriendly to the eyes Also, its hard to decid... : rosewood
• This highlighting thing of yours is pure genius. : nomaad
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  original thread plz :D : tomservo
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6588639 : rosewood
    • excellent. I have a few submissions to send when I get home. : tomservo
• skold better submit one this this :( : pharoah mike

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• Right over here: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?comments=24945 : Vantage

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• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6704462 ?? : rosewood
• Why is this funny? : Zakko

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  RABBIT MADE OF METAL : c0bra
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    LOBSTER MADE OF MEAT : primate13
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      RIGHT CLAW SOUTH : -efx-
      • YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP : Draugluin
    • ^^^ Old Sk00l : bipolar
• you're silly a rabbit would never be that naive to smell pepper on a rock : esky
• Is this true or some sort of joke? If it's true, that's so sad. :( : Gary the Llama
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  ^^^ whole threads like this make me wonder why people are taking drugs so early in the morning : jaga
  • prabobly to make you wonder : esky
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  Where is my Hossenfeffer!? Bring me my Hossenfeffer! : johnny rotten
  • My favorite Bugs Bunny ever. : Halen
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  UM, you'd need a *rock* too. : DinK
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    rocks are free.. or didn't you get the memo? : jaga
    • READ YOUR MEMOS GUNTER, ACHTUNG BABY! : rosewood
    • love is free too but do you have it? nein! : DinK
• you have a rock? bash its head in! problem solved. : gegtik
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  http://www.iamgoat.com/_/hare.mpeg : iamgoat
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    ^^^ Sprinkle pepper on the track. : iamgoat
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      Definitely not funny. : melancoholicz
      • I laughed. : iamgoat
  • damn, owned : DinK
  • ohhhhh shiiiiit! : Odoyle
  • poor mercedes : Blackdawgg
  • Damn..that's a huge rabbit. It's like a german shepard! : xocsida
  • >:( : skynet

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• Well god damn it, I hit the PRL and while I did that I looked and it said Reply to and it had numbers in ... : rosewood
• WEAK : sysmanager

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  I am hard at work bitch! : Degenerate
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    hell you are not. you are posting all over the place. Even SQUABBLE has your foot print. I am impresse... : jedi_27
    • I am swift like ninja! : Degenerate
  • You work with hot chicks or something? : Former_HPB
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    Well go in the bathroom and rub it off, we don't want to hear about it! : xocsida
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      we had to hear about your mission launch ;) : jedi_27
      • That's true. Continue good sir! :) : xocsida
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  Hey!! Fuck you!!! No!! FUCK YOU!!! :) I have female friends... lots of em. We get together and do our ... : fatman
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    every time you post it should be standard to mark it NWS ;) : jedi_27
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      This is true. Then I would rule the NWS crowd. RULER OF THE NOT WORK SAFE: FATMAN <crowds cheering> ... : fatman
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        Hearing the cheer of lifeless nerds isn't rewarding fatman. : MarksmanX
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          it is for the fatman. a fat man alone in the harsh world. a fat man alone with just his small penif. t... : jedi_27
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            PICS & DIVX? : iamgoat
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              not possible. the camera adds like 10 pounds. FATMAN would explode. we can't have that. OUR NWS king ... : jedi_27
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                UR FUCKIN DEAD : fatman
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                  I am sooooooooo on fire today!!! : jedi_27
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                    If you mean "flaming" then yeah, I would agree. : fatman
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                      either way! i still rule!!! : jedi_27
                      • If by "rule" you mean "take it in the poop-ah from Dg," then yeah... I would agree. : fatman
          • ...says the man named after STAR WARS CHARACTERS. : fatman
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  See Lobo. See Lobo Work. see Lobo play NOLF2 all day cause he's sick :( : lordlobo
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    so do you like NOLF2 ? i still have not picked that up : jedi_27
    • Yeah it's a blast. The graphics are really well done. I'd recommend checking out the demo if you have a... : lordlobo

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  Thai. very tasty. : Fyunch Click
  • that thai chick is a dude : gegtik
• You had that for breakfast ? : teh snail
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  Howabout some good ol Wendys spicy chicken combo. I eat it three times a week. : MarksmanX
  • That sounds pretty good..haven't had one in a while. : xocsida
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  speaking of dirtbox, hows the wife? : Silent Wolf
  • She's doing great! The doctor cleared her to resume all previous activities. :D : xocsida

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• NOLF/NOLF2 = quality games. : Clay
• stupid influx of games makes me not able to replay NOLF, then go buy NOLF2. At least it'll be GOTY-edi... : Deathlove
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  You can get NOLF2 at some EB's for $30. NOLF is like $10-20 now, and worth every penny. : EvilDolemite
  • Yah it's $30 at BestBuy now too. : eskimo spy
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  Excuse me, but you look like you could use a monkey. : Kaiser
  • unnacceptable simian casualties! : seven
• I don't know, I think NOLF was better than 2... Sure, 2 was pretty and all, but I wasn't too impressed... : Sushirawk

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• * E L V I S ' D * : sysmanager

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  my god that's the worst joke ever. : Clay
  • why the long face? The joke was not THAT bad. : fatman
  • I've had worse. : gegtik

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• almost : larcho

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• It ships today meaning it's probably not out until tomorrow. : sysmanager

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  And the TROLL of the year goes to . . . . : jedi_27
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6563592 : skold
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  Can I present an award? Cause I can read really well off a tele-prompter. And I am funny to boot! : fatman
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    about as funny as a dead man : jedi_27
    • hi-o! : rosewood
    • UR FUKIN DEAD : fatman

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• Hahahaha, it does kinda look like him! : Odoyle
• Seperated at burf. http://www.baskuda.com/magaza/lotr/image/saruman.jpg http://www.worldtribune.com/wor... : rauol_duke
• we must join with them gandalf....it would be wise.... : cigam
• Yes religious people know that God wants them to keep attacking Americans because they must for no damn r... : MarksmanX
• Hahaha oh man, the Israelis are in for it now!!! *hordes of Uruk-Hai overrun Tel Aviv* : Vantage

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• you : BigT
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  .. don't say ? ;) : BigT
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    why, yes : beastrabban
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      yes, I do. : beastrabban
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        ah... ok : BigT
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          then we are all set ..then... : BigT
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            that is the logical conclusion : pharoah mike
            • logically speaking of course : pharoah mike
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  Not on purpose, but i guess it's bound to happen http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6501266 : pharoah mike
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6501265 : --Viscid--
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      I would like to see a repeat of those events today. : iamgoat
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        Hey, it could happen : pharoah mike
        • It would be funnay. : Fyunch Click

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  the whole alcohol/crime conversation was just priceless. in NOLF1. : seven
  • Yes, that was very very funny : rosewood

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• Mine's going slow this time for some reason, order placed last Thursday, and hasn't gotten out of Califor... : Zakko

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  I wonder howlate the shack will respond to this? ;) : MarksmanX
  • I dread to think what the wait times will be for this witout mercury. : koder

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  every day :( : Degenerate
  • I usually wonder who that clever man is 8) : gegtik
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  Used to, but I have since quit drinking. : dognose
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    I like to wish I could ban myself from keyboards/keypads/microphones/anything like that whilst inebriated... : seven
    • I've saved lots of money too, not only on beer but I no longer decide at 4 am that it would be a good ide... : dognose
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  Hell no!! I know I am a dumbass that posts stupid shit all day. I have like one helpful post for 20-35 to... : fatman
  • same to me. : melancoholicz
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  no.. but I realize that I only ever post to refute or argue with someone, I never actually start any orig... : jaga
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6701741 : pharoah mike
    • exactly! I'm nothing without something to reply to : jaga

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  Not hardcore. : iamgoat
  • I told u! : KungFuKenobi
  • mustang gets run over ... hotties ... I am in : kanix
• I refuse to watch that preview : Magitek
• omg that poor saleen : multisync
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  Living life a quater mile at a time yo. : gmd
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    I can't believe he is doing xXx2 over 2 F 2 F ... i mean yea its more money but 12 million vs 14 million ... : kanix
    • would you rather blow shit up and drive cool cars while getting some hot chicks or drive a car that you c... : chillin
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  Why do the former muscle cars get destroyed at the end of these things? : MarksmanX
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    it plays to the insecurities of the ricer owners : dist0rti0n
    • No shit. I would love to see the richers take a hit like that. : MarksmanX
  • I saw 1 muscle car, 1 mustang. Mustang bit it. : DinK
• the chick in the car is uncontrollably hot. : urbansling
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  I wonder how many people are gonna kill themselves copying the "drive without looking" thing. : DinK
  • We can only hope it's somewhere around "a lot". They should also do it somewhere away from everyone else. : rauol_duke
  • Darwinism hard at work : Magitek
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  2 Xtreme 4 me : pinkeye
  • d00d! : Crimsonbeak

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  breakfast...returning to mouth....arrggh : Degenerate
  • I would have thought that one of his family members would tell him to quit with the surgery. : xvdl

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  still takes up a pci slot :| : ghost in my shell
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    looks like it takes up 2 additional PCI slots : dist0rti0n
    • your right holy shit if the pci card underneath has a big transistor(some electrical circuit term) it wil... : ghost in my shell
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    Howmany devices do you have? I have an Audigy 2 and a Adaptec SCSI card in my box. I have plenty of roo... : MarksmanX
    • I have a shuttle cube that looks like its getting an ATI card at this point. : ghost in my shell
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  haha.. well i guess if its gonna be huge, make it huge and glowing :D : skold
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    Wouldn't those lights add more heat? :P : MarksmanX
    • they do, but they make the fans spin faster making it cool better. it's like type RRR for computers : ^-SeaWolf-^
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  That is because its not the Ultra. There is no Ultra, so this thing is 100 MHz slower. : Jimbo Ro
  • nope, the box definately says *ultra* : http://www.rivastation.com/cgi-bin/show/show.pl?1390 : BigT
  • http://www.bjorn3d.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=B3D_News&Number=30586&page=0&view=collapsed&sb= : MarksmanX