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  blame your mom for droping you as a child. : Silent Wolf
  • A cross between dropping and doping! : c0bra
  • I do, every day. She's getting tired of it. : bipolar
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  Same here. All web comics suck. : arizona bay
  • heh, you must just not have the right sense of humor for them, i normally only read PA Reallifecomics and... : knitemare
  • do you find sealab funny? : skold
  • Actually, Penny Arcade was funny back in the day. : angelparadox
• Its pretty creative, and the animation and voices are top notch. The humor is an acquired taste, I think... : Halen
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  "theme party", "japanese cartoon" are the best recent ones. Have you watched those? : eghartman
  • No, only watched the last couple. : bipolar
• Teen Girl Squad and Trogdor are the only real funny ones to me : sanchez

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• Aw, and that sounds like a good one, too. :( : angelparadox

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• You really are Optimus Prime! at least, you think you are : nomaad
• I <3 Unicrons : Nighteyes
• i demand a mirror >:( : skold
• :| : eghartman
• big whoop if its not bigger then Fortress Maximus its not a real Unicron in my book...plus its from pokef... : ghost in my shell
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6648997 : Kiriakos

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• hey check it out..its cool ^_^ : Silent Wolf

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• i usually try to go at least 3 ~4 times a week, but lately i've cut it down to about 2.. just started "k... : kidmikey
• I don't do weights but I hike 4 days a week and cycle 3-4 days a week. I race mountain bikes. : Topaz
• I do weights 3-4 times a week, depending on my classwork. Bench about 230 on free-weight bench, 330 or so... : dinozaur
• ive been lifting for a couple years now, but with some helpful shack advise i revamped my program and sta... : Audhuml4

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  so they're calling male prostitutes 'personal trainers' now? : skold
  • hahah the guy is super fruity but mega buff and real nice. He pushes me hard and as I am a lazy fucker I ... : smdever
• You will get used to it pretty quick. : moshman
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  Man I've been hitting the steroids HARD and I crush the stairs when I walk. : KungFuKenobi
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    HULK SMASH!!! : BrodaQD
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      www.princeton.edu/~dankorn/pissed.jpg : Caboose
      • haha roofles : BrodaQD
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  Feels good, doesn't it? : Sebastian Sylvan
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    Yeah I have been working out 3 times a week or so for a while but wasn't seeing any progress. I feel it t... : smdever
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      Hey dever, you over 160 lbs yet? Also you talked about those shakes - what brand are you using? You sai... : KungFuKenobi
      • I have some generic GNC brand stuff. The tub is nearly empty so I will get some myoplex. I weighed in thi... : smdever
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        The reason I ask is 'cause I just reached 160.. Was stuck on 155 for a while because I was typically eith... : KungFuKenobi
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          i'm ALMOST 150! For shakes buy Optimum Pro Complex BEST TASTING EVER : multisync
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            I buy "AUSSIE BODIES" super protein mix. 3 tablespoons of that in a blender with some low fat choccie sau... : seven
            • I don't think there's necessarily a con, it's just that the supplements are pretty much useless unless yo... : KungFuKenobi
• They do that so you feel like you're getting your money's worth. However, I would suggest doing 3 weeks o... : Topaz

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• It would follow. : dognose
• I don't have hold music so I just hold the phone up to my speakers and let them listen to polka for a bit... : zerologik
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  SBC SUCKS ASS : lordlobo
  • yes, yes they do! but new rate is now $34.99 for the same exact service! : jedi_27

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• I tried... but shackspace only holds so much :( : Chunks

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  now weigh your hand, and calculate how much work you do when you fap : eghartman
  • o_O I think each of us here could lift a truck using those calculations :D : seven
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  you can curl a 100lb dumbell? : multisync
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    He must have been thinking of barbell. : KungFuKenobi
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      even still, he said 'per arm' so that means a 200lb barbell curl, thats buff : multisync
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        wasn't a curl, was a lift. you kneel on a bench, put your upper back parallel to the ground, reach dow... : seven
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          doing what you said and being able to grip 100lb weight is worothy : multisync
          • at the end of the 40th one my left hand is starting to almost lose grip. but I figure it means I'll be ab : seven
  • I can barely do that with both arms! :) Well, OK, I do 50kg with 12 reps, 4 times. : moshman
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  3600kgs 1.5 feet or 45kgs 120 feet would be closer : halfway
  • of course! I knew my math would be off. I'm really quite poor with numbers... so you'd divide the 1... : seven

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• In 15 mins I believe. : skynet
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  Anyone know of a free audio webcast? : Zakko
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    I would love to hear him present the case. : GoofyBoy
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      i'm fairly confident it'll be on tv, live... so *shrug* : cygnus
      • at work... : Zakko
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  Looks like www.npr.org will have it live, but I can't find the live feed link... : Zakko
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    look to the left of the page where it says NPR Audio online. : Fyunch Click
    • None of those are live :( : Zakko
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  He's shaking hands on C-SPAN right now. : yakz
  • I think they just broke in live on the NPR program stream. : jjlaw
• http://www.npr.org/windowsmedia/programstream.asx : Zakko
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  its on the major television stations as well : hohoh0
  • Anyone have a better stream? It keeps buffering for me. : jjlaw

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  Memorandum: To America From God February 1, 2003 America, this crew you chose, is the finest in the... : multisync
  • oh. great. now every lowlife is starting to come out of the woodwork and make some kind of bs memorial ju... : industro
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    sounds like an issue for hr. if that was a mass mailing, id imagine non christians will be rather tick... : skold
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      private company, southern roots, founders are religious : multisync
      • damn. complain anyhow >:) : skold
  • WTF My god would never say that. : Normality
  • Re: TLDR : eghartman
  • I hate it when people put words into God's mouth like that even when he forbids it. The irony of it al... : GoofyBoy

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• Damn she fine! : bipolar
• i can. Shes pretty nasty even with all the makeup and movie magic : eghartman
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  i don't think that's her. : grifter
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    i'm fairly certain it is...but the nose does look a bit off. I just wouldn't think a major market radio s... : dist0rti0n
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      They probably found some local crackwhore prostitute named Courtney Love and had her come into the studio... : ThomW
      • Because the *real* courtney love is drug free and has high moral standards! : bipolar
• What are you talking aboot? She always looks like that... : Vantage
• I don't doubt it's her.. Scary. : Former_HPB
• dude, I remember when the first HOLE album came out...(on an indie label) and we all were joking that she... : agrivaine
• Leslie Framm is a real looker too. that's my local rock station, actually. they did a great april fool... : Dante

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  mine has mozilla/phoenix instructions. http://www.wrecked.net/shack : skold
  • i've followed those intructions and never go it to work : Silent1
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    Thank you! I was actually at your site but didn't download it.. put a note somewhere that it includes... : teh snail
    • did it work for you? : skold

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  5.1 out of what? : dist0rti0n
  • I wondered about that too, their scale is in the right hand frame about halfway down. : bipolar
  • 6.125 : eghartman
• I spend a lot of time over at http://www.ssmt-reviews.com/db/ .. I find them fairly consistant, so even t... : Vantage
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  Has anyone else heard this yet? I've been looking forward to this album for a long, long time and there i... : protoman
  • It rocks. Don't worry. : nomaad

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• Indeed it is. http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?comments=24843 : Caboose

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• sigh *business...coffee..coffee.. : IcomeINpeace
• I believe that's how automatic redial works. If your line was busy, she can hit *72 to redial, hang up, t... : Deathlove

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• FUCKING HELL : Optimus Prime
• hahhaah calm down man i cant get to it either. ;) : skold
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  wtf, it has a giant penis rod sticking out of its head : Nighteyes
  • giant penis rod !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... : Optimus Prime
• The call it the UNICRON MASSAGER and well it looks like a pole with a mush....OH GOD man your disgusting... : Normality
• PLEASE I MUST KNOW NOW. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) : Optimus Prime
• looks like crap. : eghartman
• wtf? Why did they make it look like THAT? what a pile of ass!! : moshman
• HOLY GEE WHIZ SIS-BANG POW!!! THAT LOOKS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU I'LL TAKE FI'TY!!! : protoman
• DO YOU HAVE THE DAIKATANA! : Senor PoopyPants

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  Yeah but where is ther damn memorial!?! = ~ ( : Normality
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    i demand a memorial. my hometown high school mascot is the red ant : nurall
    • We must protest! I want the president at this thing! : Normality
• There were some Australian spiders on board too. http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/02/02/1044122253... : Carnivac
• Ant 1: Protect the queen! Ant 2: Which one's the queen? Ant 3: I'm the queen! Ant 1: No you're not! H... : Deathlove

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• yea 2 of the guys were on conan I think...maybe daily show was wierd since they each do li ke 4-5 voic... : halfway
• its basically two guys who do all the main voices, they were on conan one time and it was fucking hilario... : telex
• Are they going to be on "Inside the Actors Studio"? : Fredrik S
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  BRAVO! : rosewood
  • uh.. yes. Bravo channel, but what show? : Fredrik S

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• Excellent points. Goes along with one of my pet peeves, which is when correlation gets confused with cau... : bipolar

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• its been posted like 100 times : eghartman
• Do a search on AC130 gunship video here. It's the one that was all the rage about a month ago. : Fyunch Click

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  hahaha at work!? do you happen to work in a hospital ? or at a college ? : jedi_27
  • I work at a VOD Server company. (Video On Demand) : Normality
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  Were they singing about their anus or to their anus? Or both? : bipolar
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    They were singing about it....I really didnt want to listen to the words all I heard was "I whipe you, I ... : Normality
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      LOL!!! Seriously? I guess I was picturing something like "My anus has a first name... it's GOATSE..." : bipolar
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        I am not kidding, it was horrible, I should have seen who it was but I had to rush out of there. : Normality
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          Did he know you were there? : bipolar
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            I doubt it, he would have shut-up I am sure. : Normality
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              Aw, you missed your chance then. Since you were semi-anonymous (he couldn't see you), shoulda said just ... : bipolar
              • Yeah, I guess at the time i was just trying to contain my laughter..man, I am sure he will do it again...... : Normality
      • "Goatseman, goatseman, stretch his anus to the size of a soup can." : Nighteyes
    • youuuu aaaare so beautiiifulll to me.... MY BROWN EYE, WHY CAN'T YOU SEEEEEEEeeeeeee : cygnus
• It's the voices in your head. : leseid
• Sliiiiiiiiiiip sliiiiiiiidin' awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.. : dn__
• ah my brown starfish, let me tell you teh ways : cygnus

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  Interstate 76 soundtrack. : Nighteyes
  • that is a fine piece of audio! : radicus
• Lipps Inc. : MONGOLOID
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  curtismayfield - superfly (the whole album) : lacker
  • got several curtis mayfield songs. No one else on the local network has them though. Damn rap fans... ugh... : urbansling
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  Real Life - Send me an Angel : scythide
  • hey nice one, the video for this is hilariously stupid : Assler
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  dunno who - Play That Funky Music White Boy!!! : csana
  • That would be Wild Cherry. : RatBastard
• donna sumer - love to love you baby : lacker
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  devinyls - i touch myself : lacker
  • And to top it off, that song was perfect in Austin Powers. : Ryoko
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  Cheep Trick - whole lotsa stuff. : RatBastard
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    he said good : Cosmicfool
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      You will smoke a turd in Purgatory. >:( : RatBastard
      • hahahaha It's funny 'cause you think he's wrong :) : ghale
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  I never meant to be so bad to you! : xvdl
  • i are not understand : urbansling
• When In Rome and Erasure. : Colin Higgins
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  Golden Earring, everyone knows radar love and twilight zone but can you name another song. I own a few al... : UTSD3DSUCKS
  • when the...laaaaady smiles : crazy ivan
• Arthur Brown. : drucifer
• Morris Day and the Time? : c0bra
• Supertramp: Goodbye Stranger, Logical Song, Breakfast in America (even if the titles are unfamiliar, I gu... : bipolar
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  Any Steely Dan, King Crimson, Black Flag, Minutemen, Husker Du : Fyunch Click
  • I like Steely Dan. : c0bra
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  The Alan Parsons Project! I suggest downloading "Game People Play", "La Sagrada Familia", "Some Other ... : Vantage
  • That's "Games People Play". : Vantage
  • Most excellent choice. :) : Fyunch Click

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  Thank you! http://www.enterthematrixgame.com/html/screenshots1.html (For the screenshots, avoiding the u... : gingerninja
  • http://www.enterthematrixgame.com/html/screenshots7.html I roofled : gingerninja

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• o_O LOL : leseid
• But it took you over 50 letters to get a post marked Stupid!? ;) : bipolar

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• Nah, that would acquire to emails to steve. : Nighteyes

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  *slap* didja feel that? : locobastard
  • my chin + tongue was sooooo numb for 4 hours. i felt like Jay Leno : cygnus
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  You took the easy way out. I actually felt when the drill was inserted and then when the hammering began.... : mofo
  • hmm drugs and fun vs pain and snapping I'd like door number one monty! : halfway
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  Don't get addicted to vicodin : dr_drake
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    ITYIWHC? : jahulio2
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      ... and in English we say - ? : dr_drake
      • I just guessed it, I'm pretty sure it's the same thing that has been getting marked stupid for the last 2... : Chunks
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    actually, if i take 2 / 250mg tablets i puke : cygnus
    • Rookies :rolleyes: I'd need to take four 5/500s to even feel it ;) : bipolar
    • Must resist urge....u.....NO!!!! : Normality
• .. damn man iimpacted or something? i was fully concious and on nothing but novocain. he just grabbe... : skold
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  Heh about to join you there, Winsdow tooth grew into next tooth up, until it cracked the other day, time ... : UTSD3DSUCKS
  • they crack? crap. I have 3 coming in, and due to unnemployment situation I haven't been to a dentist in a... : Chunks
• Yes, Cyyggie, but is it safe? : freqq28
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  I had them taken out two weeks ago Thursday. Those suckers are OMG XBOX big! www.princeton.edu/~dankorn : Caboose
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    PS if you want to keep them, boil them for about 20 minutes stirring occasionally to get any leftover blo... : Caboose
    • how long ya boil the 2nd time? : cygnus
    • another 20 minutes should do it. Another thing - be sure you put in enough water that it doesn't all boi... : Caboose
• i've got one coming through right now.. combined with a heavy cough and a 103 fever yesterday, i could... : plutonium245

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• So is Jessie Spanno : bipolar
• She made a good Elf avatar, for whoever that was... : Chunks

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• This shit is pissing me off hardcore : rosewood
• jesus all you ever do is post your routes on here. No offence, of course. ;) : indeego
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  Why the heck is your thing so complicated anyway? How bout you reset the router and turn off all your ... : land
  • du - uh I did all that - thats why I turn to j00 : rosewood
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  Yall cant help me out?! : rosewood
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    Like I said - this is so I can share more PORN. I cant do this w/o an FTP server :< : rosewood
    • I would help if I could! But I'm just an unfrozen caveman lawyer -- your modern technology frightens me.... : bipolar
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  just reinstall : multisync
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    Original Install Date: 9/19/2001, 9:40:38 PM Best I can : rosewood
    • err Best install date Ive ever seen. Its like 50% of my epenis. : rosewood

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  lol... exactly. However, it's better than wasting time on giving her dialogue. I hope she stays there f... : xakmalice
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    she can't run (literally) if she's trapped there though. Scenes of her running in that little shirt are... : uberp00
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      Maybe she can stay there and have a light struggle with a wild animal, get her shirt torn off and have to : xakmalice
      • you are the most brilliant screenwriter EVER. SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A FUCKING JOB! *standing O* : uberp00
• that was so terrible and contrived that I almost turned the tv off. they have no officially jumped the... : uberp00
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  what happened to crazy father guy? last we saw he got his ass kicked by miguel : Assler
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    He finally saw evidence that his daughter was responsible for killing her fiancee' and the CTU dude while : xakmalice
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      wrong father ... assler's talking about the little girl's dad. the little girl kim was babysitting. : uberp00
      • Ohhhh..my bad. It seems like that plotline took a back seat, yeah? : xakmalice
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  she's just bagage : halfway
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    but very hot baggage. Viewers need more scenes of her in her undies like the first episode this season! : Former_HPB
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      she'll have to be rescued by nudest-hippi-animalrites advocates. or something like that : nurall
      • At least have the animal trap rip her shirt off or something! Throw us a frickin bone here! : Former_HPB
    • that was fine, but now she's trapped (no bouncing), dirty, and bloody either clean her up or get rid o... : halfway

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  halo coop owns, even though it shares the tv set, so much awsome fun to be had it's almost unreal..cough. : BigT
  • Larcho shares the "cough cough" : larcho
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    hah, I play it COOP on a 3.3m diagonal screen in my living room :) : moshman
    • whooop whoooo :) : BigT
• Co-op System Shock 2. It owned me and my friend for a week. He even left his computer in my apartment d... : lordlobo
• heh, you'll get no argument from me sir! ;) : Fyunch Click
• Sven Coop is where it's at! : c0bra
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  all the developers immediately say "too hard to implement, won't bother" when they hear us asking for it. : the archvile
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    The only thing left is for us to do it ourselves. : awoihjaweohr
    • That's what I've been thinking as well. ;) : Flawless Cowboy
• Serious Sam was the last time I played something co-op and other than the horrible Serious Engine lag, it... : ThomW
• http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/search.x?query=vice&db=current&user=&type=all&sortby=date hehe i only ma... : -TKF-