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• and how the fuck did i end up here : phobium

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• thanks for sticking up for me on sof2.eof.net : jidar
• Comment Guidelines'd : tunis5000

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• more stupid graphics being used to market videocards? Sheesh, I'd rather buy one that comes in a box wit... : the archvile
• hahahaha : locobastard
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  Yea, quite trashy. Funny how the girl's pants are unbuttoned too... I mean what they say is true to a... : PUPSTAHS
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    What's with those pants? They would go above her bellybutton if they were zipped up all the way! : Zibro
    • The way they currently are, they'll totally fall down if she walks 10 feet. : Kryn
• I really thought this would have been pulled by now. : moshman
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  hehe not bad, xtasy powered by ati BLOWS. : Silent1
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    LOL, that's what I was thinking too. : Kryn
    • i'm pretty sure they'll change it : Silent1
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  OMG if you click on her coochie she GETS NAKED!!! : xakmalice
  • lies : land
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  hahaha..that's great, esp. when they play the clip of the FX's fan. : 5150 Joker
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    The whine is too high, I think it's a stock sound or a hairdryer or something. : Kryn
    • its close enough : Turd Ferguson

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  wireless is not good idea for gaming. i have heard of latency/interference problems plus, dont they ru... : SPAZER
  • Two weeks with my Logitech, no latentcy at all, and no battery changes yet (with tons of hours of use) : Zakko
  • I've had my logi wireless for over a year maybe and never changed the battery and found it to have any la... : swoopx
  • have any of u people heard of the the wavebird? : mr darque

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  thats a bunch of bull. dont believe any release date that doesnt come directly from raven or id : SPAZER
  • I wouldnt be surprised though, doom3 is focusing on single player and q4 is less single player more multi... : swoopx

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  Guns : gingerninja
  • Lots of guns : FlyingButtPliers
• Aya Matsuura, Audrey Tautou, Audrey Hepburn. : thief
• buy me a copy of half-life, i need another cd-key so i can play with my bro : moth
• two bags of lime and a folding shovel. : drucifer
• GFFX : Blackdawgg
• 120BG WD SE HD if it's not too much hassle plz. : haikeebah!
• Radeon 9700 pro... I don't want that overpriced FX shit ;P : Q-ball
• Shuttle on the Nforce2 : locobastard

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  rectal? : AssGoblin
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    yes. a rectal thermometer. : draconic
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      you know they make thermometers you can stick in your mouth now : AssGoblin
      • good to know. i'll look into it. : draconic
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        yeah but you have to clean them off first : Kashmir
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          thank you. i'm going to go throw up now. : draconic
          • anytime friend. : Kashmir
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          Pshh, it's all the same tube. : Ben Barker
          • haha +1 insightful : BenMurphy
      • Maybe that's the kind he used. : royaljester
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  Relinquishing sickness, Stage One: Preparation. For this you will need: one room which you will not leave : fatbeaner
  • i'm addicted to nicotine, not heroin. :) : draconic
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  <104 degree temp =( : thief
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    omfg dude that sucks, go to a doctor now : draconic
    • I hate doctors, but have been, been resting all day but I'm working on a assignment due monday :\ 3000 -... : thief
  • I had a 104 temp one day and didn't know it and went to all my college classes. I was puking that day an... : Vorlonesque
• Vicks Sinex 12 hour nasal spray is fucking killer, I've had a cold for a week and can't really breathe, 2... : Sushirawk
• get used to it. I've been having that feeling for over a week now. It sucks. : Phearsome

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• WOO WOO! : DonkleyPunch
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  The intelligent and elegant commentary of one Bubb Rubb and his cohort Lil' Sis : geedeck
  • Lil' Sis is hawt! : jjlaw
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  http://www.360newsnet.com/fullarticle.php?Call=seefull&artid=56&reffrom=arch : jjlaw
  • So what people are imitating that guy and girl who need to be beaten with a tire iron? : Crimsonbeak
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  http://www2.latech.edu/~baf004/wooowoo.asx : Chunks
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    omg, that's funny : drucifer
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      Dude, when those two homeys displayed, he blatantly ran a stop sign. If that other car was going straight... : Baragon
      • dont forget the very subtle lane swerve : Tawler
• http://bubbrubb.howheels.org/ : |Username|

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  Mortal Kombat is ALWAYS worth playing foo! : drucifer
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    go play Mortal Kombat 3 then come back here and say that again. : roushimsx
    • He didn't say Mortal Kombat 3 :( : drucifer
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    the fatalities are kinda weak :( : redfive
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      as bad as 4's? : roushimsx
      • while 4's sucked, it did have Quan Chi's kickass fatality with the leg beating : Tawler
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  I enjoyed it. It's fun. Great if you have someone to regularly play against (roommate etc)... I enjoy ... : Chunks
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    So I should pick up a second controller while I'm there.:D : brutal
    • Yeah definitely. Playing it drunk (against another drunk) is pretty fun too. It's definitely "deeper" ... : Chunks
• wait for tao-feng! i heard it was a hell of a lot better than mk:da. we played the shit out of mk:da and ... : asscock

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  i'm not quite sure i get the humor of this quote : kenmis
  • especially since all of his games come out on the PC first (omitting console releases) : draconic
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    I've been looking at Mac related websites...they are riddled with stuff like this. I'm coming to the conc... : drucifer
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      it's always been fuelled by the Mac users. Windows people just helped it along by trolling them. : ghale
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        But it's just so funny to hear mac people talking about CPU's and actually believing that more pipelines ... : Sebastian Sylvan
        • well... i wouldnt hold a p4 up as an example of efficient processing. : skold
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          The long pipeline of the p4 is part of the reason it's slower than an athlon at the same clock speed, so ... : Vandeq
          • why are athlons so much faster, clock for clock. : Rapid 99
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            It actually said that G4 processors was faster because it didn't take as many pipeline steps to complete ... : Sebastian Sylvan
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              its technically true. if the p4 mispredicts and is 18 steps into the pipeline, it's gotta ditch all th... : skold
              • If it mispredicts. But that's not what they said. I don't have the exact quote but it was something along... : Sebastian Sylvan
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  Using an automotive analogy, I have always considered Mac users to be similar to SAAB drivers ~ both grou... : galvatron
  • I think only old-school Mac owners are more eclectic. There are a lot of new Mac owners and users who de... : TwiLyght
  • I've always considered it to be more like a rolls royce. I mean it looks cool and you can feel pretty goo... : Sebastian Sylvan
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  mid 1980s, macs had a GUI stolen from xerox, pcs had text based UIs. Macs were seen as better due to t... : seven
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    No more coffee for you. You can't handle your caffeine. : Thresher
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      IT'S TRUE WHAT CAFEEIEN FUCK I JUST HAD LIOKE 4 COKES IN A ROW AT THE BAR I WAS AT. I'M FUCKING UNHINGED!... : seven
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        Different strokes for different folks. Glad you enjoy your PCs. I have two myself. Nothing beats them... : Thresher
        • or general graphic design/publishing ;D or coding or the majority of applications that a mac and a ... : seven
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    i want a hammer too ;/ : skold
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      I read hummer and was about to agree. : Chunks
      • ill take one, regardless of which hummer youre talking about : skold
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        behehe, I thought of that after I posted it... but yer, gimme a damned hammer, some 4ghz one or someth... : seven
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          shit, I read hammer, not hummer. hummer is like, US slang for a blowjob, right? : seven
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            yessir :) : Chunks
            • sorry, can't help you out. but I'm sure if you head down to the docks area of town you'll find someone wh... : seven
            • Are you some kind of hick? hummer = leet vehicle : monohydrate
  • not even the most staunch mac lover I've worked with in my many different jobs as a designer has ever bee : Toraz Chryx
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  heh i had a dream lastnight about john carmack in this big board room talking all kinds of random jargon,... : physio
  • It will be a good day when our dreams are no longer cluttered with master coders and their jargon : Tawler
• Feh: no way Clancy is a Mac person. Maybe he was for 5 minutes when they gave him a free Powerbook or som... : haikeebah!

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  glazed donuts + microwave = win : Chunks
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    i dont have one of those either, but this sounds like it would result in a pool of glaze around a crusty ... : skold
    • duration is key. 15-20 seconds is more than enough. Dough gets kinda chewy in a microwave, but it's warm ... : Chunks
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  Tim Horton's donuts and coffee are terrible, but since they've pretty much ousted every other chain over ... : TwiLyght
  • i like the donuts. the chocolate ones were awesome. boston creams are godlike. maybe its just regiona... : skold
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    Krispy Kreme is coming to Canada soon.. : dn__
    • There are two Krispy Kreme stores local to me. Their donuts actually still taste fresh when they're two ... : TwiLyght
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  Krispy Kreme doughnuts > all others : Thresher
  • Never had one, but I have heard this before. : Chunks
  • I will agree. : noxv1

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  it was posted a couple days ago. i think i was win95 : skold
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    aww, then I'll stop replying to let the post slowly move into the world of, well, being archived. : thief
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      im exposing myself to you : SPAZER
      • Sorry... http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6625157 theres a few others, but you're not... what the hell... : thief
• Im the Palm OS : Blackdawgg
• Wow.. it guessed which linux distro I use.. slackware http://bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2003/01/o... : su007

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  Dual 2ghz G5's : locobastard
  • *mumbles i read that as POWER pc* : locobastard
• swg footage? where? : JohnnyDanger
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  the whole Jedi thing turned me off the game. Everyone can have a jedi just that when you die with it the... : Crimsonbeak
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    not so, apparently you can turn into a blue ghost like the other jedi in the original trilogy. but i'm no... : asscock
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      yes once you reach jedi master level. But you are sttill a ghost and all you can do is watch things and ... : Crimsonbeak
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        i know its rather worthless, but i really dig that idea. i'm really starting to like their whole jedi sys... : asscock
        • it will be easy enough. There will probobly just be a really high level quest to unlock the slot, but in... : Crimsonbeak
  • here is all the jedi stuff http://starwarsgalaxies.station.sony.com/features/faq_pages/faq_6.jsp#610 : Crimsonbeak
• with lots of people around and in a city i got 10 - 15 FPS average with a 1.9amd, 768 megs of ram, geforc... : draed

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• Elbow - Scattered Black and Whites : DonkleyPunch
• tool-third eye : rick98761
• NIN - Terrible Lie, Clouser mix : Draugluin
• Bal-Sagoth - As The Vortex Illumines The Crystalline Walls Of Kor-Avul-Thaa : Vantage
• pig - genuine american monster - [02] riot religion and righteousness : Afterglow
• Paul van Dyk - Together We Will Conquer : mofo
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  That RJD2 album is totally killer. He's from around here and people told me he sounded like DJShadow so : Sexpansion Pack
  • I agree... best album I've heard in a long time. : urbanonymity
  • I saw him doing a sweet DJ set last night... I even went up to him and shook his hand. I'm never gonna wa... : vestax
• 2pac - My Block (remix) : moe6
• Nine Inch Nails - Closer : electric_monk
• Hum - Iron Clad Lou : indosauros
• shpongle - dorset perception : esmokah
• High Fidelity soundtrack : Cpt. Baseballbat
• Saliva - Bleed For Me : fart
• Juno Reactor - Shango : cheshirecat
• bone thugs - crossroad : Rapid 99
• Chevelle - Send the pain below : gingerninja
• im humping my hand and it feels so good : SPAZER
• Bauhaus - Mask : draed

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  shackers need to make one of these :( Some things I would like to try: - land fighter on bomber whi... : IcomeINpeace
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    my god those are amazing ideas - perhaps tomorrow you should list some vids for inspiration and setup a d... : sergeon
    • would be neat..but probably will never happen. You need - 2/3 ppl to record via vcr/fraps/tv-out - pr... : IcomeINpeace
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  how do they get the jeeps to not blow up right away? i'm a little new to bf42 and i'm a giddy little nerd... : asscock
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    the server has to set FF off for both infantry and vehicles. : IcomeINpeace
    • ah-ha! thanks for the info! : asscock
    • as well as splash damage. : Turd Ferguson
• holy crap that's some long launches : AllYourBase
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  they weren't very good. : dra.
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    ya got better? (up for some aa?) : synack
    • I'll play some AA! : dra.
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  I wish this game had Halo physics, it would be even better. : 5150 Joker
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    i wish the physics applied to RPGs, i mean you hit a guy in the chest with an anti-tank round and it sho... : Turd Ferguson
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      Earlier tonight I directly hit a soldier with a tank round and he didn't die :( : drodver
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        direct hits from RPGs kill most of the time, but about 10% of all directs hits end up doing ZERO damage. : Turd Ferguson
        • rpg's are the work of the devil >:( : tachck
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        I think the game can register false hits client side. I hit joker's apache 6 times and didn't scratch it.... : IcomeINpeace
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          I told ya man, I have an anti-rpg cheat, so for all of those that didn't know, now you do. Next time anyo... : 5150 Joker
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            ** shakes fist ** did you see/hear the hits or see/hear them miss? It was nuts..I mean it happens here... : IcomeINpeace
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              I thought I heard some streak by but no "thud" sounds of being hit registered on my end. Could be some pr... : 5150 Joker
              • I always go for the cockpit/underbelly of the apache..and I hit them with those shots (according to my si... : IcomeINpeace
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  that movie just convinced me to buy the game. Had been debating purchasing it, but wasn't too sure. But I... : HomIcidE
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    there are better ones around..google "battlefield 1942 stunts" or search www.bf42.com in the forums. : IcomeINpeace
    • will do. Thanks. : HomIcidE
• Nice video, but that music fucking blows giant Nubian cock. : Colin Higgins
• -bump- read my reply damn uuuu I want to make one : IcomeINpeace

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  I'm afraid of the world. : cygnus
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    I'm afraid I can't help it. : draconic
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      I'm afraid of David Bowie : drucifer
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        I'm afraid of you. : leseid
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          I'm afraid of your mother. : skold
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            you should be : bitshifter
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              YOU BROKE THE CHAIN!!!! Heya chief, how's it going? : leseid
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                he broke the chain! now his scrotum will fall RIGHT off. : skold
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                  I'm afraid you are correct. : drucifer
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                    Im afraid : Rapid 99
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                      NO U : leseid
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                        no.... YOU! : brutal
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                          lol : ventro
                          • I'm afraid of got the video clip of the NIN remix of this, featuring David Bowie. excellent clip. : seven
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  That's how we like it. : Baragon
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    Because we are all such terrible people. Evil in out hearts and murder of innocent Iraqi children on our ... : haikeebah!
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      bwahahhahhaa funnay and/or troll : synack
      • teh funnay I hope! knew I should have added some kind of <tag> or caveat. : haikeebah!
    • its funny cause its true :D : Theos

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• Rockstar is making Sin city at the moment. So continueing the trend from GTA3 to Vice city it is going t... : Crimsonbeak

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  http://www2.latech.edu/~baf004/wooowoo.asx Look down a post. : Chunks
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    Lies : gingerninja
    • Dude, it so was! : Chunks
• sorry, nevermind. : punchdog

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• and i don't think that i can hit the goddamn reply button : JohnnyDanger

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  FUNNY. Since I never used OS9, I had nothing to be pissed about. OTOH, Windows has been using basic... : Thresher
  • last I used was 7.0.2 I think. Something like that. From all I know of X, it's gotta be like a different ... : Chunks
  • You can disable all that to look like Win2K : Baragon
• hahaha : skold

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• http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=kron4bubbrubb.4650971 hahahahhahaha : drucifer

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• the whistles got wooooooooooooo : mattsull85

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• Hey that's awesome! : Sebastian Sylvan
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  Page has not been updated since Oct,2002. : brutal
  • Its not the webpage, it's the auto updater in the program itself. : jidar
• smells like someone has been promoting their wares! : Luminair

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• all the cool kids are doing it. : Chunks

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• i'm joining pubs for now : mad-d00d
• pretty fun game : redfive

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  Now get back to work on that hair regrowth project. : freqq28
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    no, you bald freaks can rot :D : skold
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      BTW, I concur with your previous research. It does help somewhat (about 60%) if you mail server is part o... : freqq28
      • yea. telus wouldnt do that. bastards. im still monitoring my new email account. i havent given it to A... : skold
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  Someone that I know has been working on a self teaching anti-spam "ai" that works pretty well from what I... : Chunks
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    yea itd be great if outlooks message rules were more .. configurable ie, i could tell it to assign ... : skold
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      I use Outlook for email 'cause I used to sync it with my old office and I just stuck with it. I friggin' ... : Chunks
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        It doesnt apply filters when you open Outlook up? *dumbfounded* : Squirrely
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          yes. I have no idea why. being on like 6 mailing lists sucks when all go to inbox. at least you can manua... : Chunks
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            Same here.. I finally gave up and added the run rules button to the menu bar. : su007
            • THANK YOU!! Nice! I will have to do that. hehe... : Chunks
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        ... wierd ive never used outlook always outlook express i tried eudora way back when, it sucked. i ... : skold
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          I have a friend that works for MS...... it's funny to know that there are two entirely different and unre : Chunks
          • yeah, I love outlook, but it does freeze up when checking mail initially. : drucifer
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            heh. oe can show html email in plaintext automatically? i know how to convert it once its there, but h... : skold
            • not as far as I know, but for REPLYING to an HTML email, it'll convert. I think, like I said, I don't use... : Chunks
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          I've changed to The Bat! and haven't looked back. It's not the prettiest email client to look at, but it'... : ghale
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            unless it can do filtering in a few clicks (ie, right click on it, filter, select individual words from t... : skold
            • yeah, it's got the one-click type setup. The way I've worked my folders is that everything I'm expecti... : ghale
• There are utilities that are -really- good at detecting spam these days. I would recommend looking for ut... : jidar
• BTW, Spam Cop serves a useful purpose. On several occasions Spam Cop has alerted me to spammers who signe... : jidar

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• it is an icon. : Crimsonbeak

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• I'll take a bottle of anything, and a jelly donut, to go. : Joseph
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  Whats an almond biscotti? : Squirrely
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    http://www.cafe-brio.com/images/Food/Biscotti.jpg : Chunks
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      Oh i see........mmmmmmmmm /me thinks about stop by Panera this morning : Squirrely
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        They're crunchy and nice to dip in the coffee. : freqq28
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          I've had a few, but never really liked 'em... They always have an anise (black licorice) taste too 'em... : Chunks
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            I will substitute orange extract in my next batch. : freqq28
            • Sweet. Sign me up for 3! : Chunks
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              Interesting proposition.... : Squirrely
              • You have to be raised on anise to like it. I do. But I make them with all kinds of flavoring. : freqq28
• Sllllllruuuuurrrpppppppp..ahhhhhhhhhhh. : freqq28
• What's with that "reflex ahh" when you take your first sip? : freqq28
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  I have Peet's Houseblend and a grinder. Mmmmmm, now that's good coffay! : Thresher
  • Amanda Peet? : freqq28

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• that was supposedly to be a search! Anyway. : jidar
• All sniffing nose. : drucifer
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  All goatsing ass. : leseid
  • foofles : drucifer

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  if you already own those programs for pc, or mac, you should be able to get the other one for free. : skold
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    Huh? Where's that deal? : drucifer
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      I think he means you SHOULD be able to.. As in, ideally, that would be the case. : Vantage
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        Adobe customer service told one of my coworkers that it didn't matter that he had illustrator for the PC,... : Joseph
        • That makes sense to me. : drucifer
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        ya, thats what i mean. its not like its a different program. they ported it. woo. you can TELL photosh... : skold
        • I'll take what I can get :\ : drucifer
        • The Mac and Windows version of Photoshop Elements comes on the same CD. : Thresher