Evening Reading

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• i will never listen to you : qwertymkonji
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  i am from the future. this is good advice even in the year 2007. : diddlyd
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    Update from November 2007. Chatlogs still unfunny. : deveus1
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      me: your mom's unfunny! ooooooooooh what now?!?! : sesmaster
      • quiet you! : r3dn3ck

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• I'm, as those who've played CS with me will attest, very verbal.. both tactical/strategic and generally r... : Toraz Chryx
• I usually talk to myself: "Mene si nasao ubijati, sad cu ti mamu jasiti, samo da pocne igra opet!!!!!!!!!... : teh snail
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  I jump up, strip completely naked and rub my ass on the losers, all the while screaming "YOU FUCKING SUCK... : xakmalice
  • O_o : Halen
  • That is so totally awesome : Degenerate
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  heh we talked so much shit for the hell of it at our halo party last month that was great... lots of s... : -=kodiak=-
  • yeah its easy to do in HALO. everyone is sitting so damn close. And it helps to talk to the talk in tea... : jedi_27
• my (new) roommate says i get religous when we play starcraft or counterstrike. GOD DAMMIT JESUS FUCKI... : king_darius
• I'm polite. I make sure i compliment people's nice kills. Especially if they're shit talking whiner ass... : kingdepork
• I just have fun. I dont react much visually, and tend to be a tad bit of a chatty bitch (though never exp... : tomservo
• If I'm by myself at the comp, I hardly say a peep. NCAA Football 2003 with friends however is 1 hour o... : sergeon
• Unless I'm on voice comms I'm generally silent when alone. However, there is something about hearing the... : Fyunch Click
• yeah. i'm into the game for the most part. tho when we go back an play old school quake there's usually a... : cpt_gloval
• I am way too violent when i play CS : Galadriel07

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  i think its pretty cool its just a little easy and it doesnt have that resident evil kinda gameplay whe... : Break
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    from the video review on gamespot, it looks like you can pretty much run through the whole game with pist... : ashkie
    • that sucks. i loved the original game. the gameplay, graphics, style, content... it was good. i guess the : Talavaeniere

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  He doesn't. : wunderbred
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    oh. okay then, carry on. : gegtik
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      I think that means either he didn't grow up in Texas, or he spent all of his time inside watching televis... : jidar
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        steve was an army brat. he lived all over. right sHugamom? : ^-SeaWolf-^
        • true. true. po' ting. : sHugamom
• No he sounds Australian for some inexplicable reason. : dognose

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  no actually it's a great band from Ireland : silly
  • Needs more mullet. : MuaaSan
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    If by "great" you mean "crap" then I agree. : Halen
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      die. : silly
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        http://www.klerck.org/highhorse.jpg : Halen
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          wtf are you to talk? : silly
          • I'm not, I've just always wanted to post that link. : Halen
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      and what talent are you listening too? : IcomeINpeace
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        A multitude of music that does not include the above mentioned band. : Halen
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          that tells me nothing..what is your curren fav band? : IcomeINpeace
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            Pet Shop Boys! : Degenerate
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              In a dead end town in a dead end world.... The east end boys and west end girls..... : Former_HPB
              • BA DUM BA DUM! : KungFuKenobi
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            I don't really have one. Not enough time to really listen to music intently nowadays. My shack name com... : Halen
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              :/ so you still didn't answer the question..heh. Next time you blurt a "they suck!" comment make sure you... : IcomeINpeace
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                Why do I need to have a "favorite" band in order to say another band is overrated/not good? Wait...I don... : Halen
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                  I want to know what music you genuinely like. I don't care about a particular guitar player or music you... : IcomeINpeace
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                    Thank you. You finally asked why. U2 is just one of those bands that sounds dry and empty to me. I've ... : Halen
                    • My apologies...I wasn't trying to ambush you. I'm surprised you don't like their new stuff. for the : IcomeINpeace
• Are you expecting a "life-changing revelation" from a game? Of course, it's a shooter, so it will have ma... : V0lk
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  It seems so. I guess people think a basic storyline, scripted sequences and good graphics is all you nee... : kingdepork
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    swat 3 kicked ass... until you got to that stupid level right out of a fucking tom clancy novel (the disa... : -=kodiak=-
    • That's okay because the more calm missions you could literally play for fucking ever. I still play the n... : kingdepork
  • See I am wondering if they would have kept multiplayer it would have been completely different. kinda ... : stgdz
• I expected nothing more. : wunderbred
• Nah, it's a spy plane only. : skynet
• its a game I'm probably going to sell after I beat it. : ultramega

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• SSB is much better than other fighting games in that all the combos are the same and not button mashers : silly
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  As far as 4 player console games go, i think it is at least one of the best, i challange anybody to name ... : Drocnoc
  • I just meant as games go in general. The only other games we played were Tekken and the new Mortal Kombat... : Ben Barker
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  A surface inspection of Smash Bros. or Super Smash Bros. Melee might give you the impression that they ar... : Sexpansion Pack
  • You can say the same for Quake 3, if it wasn't held to a double standard. There were people there who wer... : Ben Barker

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  oh man i wanted to like that movie, but the script was just so fucking terrible, worst dialogue ever : silly
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    Watch Episode II. You'll want Reign to receive an Oscar. : Halen
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      oh man ep2 was so much better, no question about it : silly
      • o_O : MuaaSan
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        I always thought that Amidala's and Anakin's dialogue seemed way forced. It didn't seem that bad in Reig... : Halen
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          A prequel would own. Showing the fight up until they decide to try the nukes on them. Sweetness. I thou... : MuaaSan
          • Good point. Yes a prequel would be rather cool. : Halen
  • The concept was sick. I loved the skydiver shit, the dialogue didn't have be great, just "passable". I th... : MuaaSan

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• asfrecorder? : ultramega
• I believe you have to capture to mpeg or something, then encode it to asf : Era5er

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• heh thought they used to have a script to do it too, kind of wondered if they were just testing DB load b... : judge
• It's very hard if youre asleep(Steve) or laying on the floor to full of pop-tarts to move(Maarten) : Degenerate
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  Steve had sort of a flu relapse earlier this week but is coming around with help from Echinecia, an herb ... : sHugamom
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    Good morning! : wunderbred
    • tis that. G'morning all. : sHugamom
  • they should let you post werd/fp when they aren't around : halfway
  • sHugamom should do werd!!! : malevolence
  • sHugamom should post werd! : ScoobySnack
  • babboo? ** pinches side to keep from bursting out lol ** : IcomeINpeace
  • Do werd, sHugamom should. : Incendiary Penis
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    hahaha omg my Grandma (my moms mom) never wanted to be called "Grandma" so Ive been calling her "Baboo" ... : tomservo
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      Wow! Baboo is from the peanuts comic strip. Linus hated being called a swee' babboo, so of COURSe... I ... : sHugamom
      • no thats where I got it too! when I was realllly little. I call her "my sweet Baboo" too, but just Baboo ... : tomservo
      • at least you said "teh" y0u h4x0r j00 : CoRDS
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    Just don't tell him that said Echinecia was a bunch of horse pocky. : Crimsonbeak
    • there was a study that said : Crimsonbeak
  • Ya, I have had alot of problems with sinus infections recently, but I've been taking some echinicea and i... : Q-ball
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  Happy late b-day shugamom! : Degenerate
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    Thanks. Steve gave me the cutest card ever this year. It's got a lil baby boy on the front sitting in h... : sHugamom
    • Someone should informative this 8) : Portax
    • ** pinches side harder ** : IcomeINpeace
    • I think I'm going to cry. : V0lk
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  the site has been slacking yes, other then visiting werd en evening reading it isnt worth visiting (Imo) : scion
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    whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cares : tomservo
    • I think 95% of the people that visit(ed) the shack for news and not irc chatting :) : scion
• maarten is late, thats the same as stealing : CoRDS

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• shut yo mouf! : Degenerate

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  god I hope so : Degenerate
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    You and me both man : *metal*
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      Fuckin A : KungFuKenobi
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        Hell yeah! I'd like to delve into her. I'd like to delve into her dirbox. : nudel
        • To boldly go where no man has gone before at least not yet I'm sure : Q-ball
• yummy : ctlaltl33t
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  anyone notice the ring? ... Mrs Britney Durst :( what the hell : kanix
  • I heard she broke up with him and is dating colin farrel now : Sexpansion Pack
  • no its a cock ring for justin : b00tsauce
  • her and JT are fucking again either way, whoever she choses to spawn with sucks, just because of the sai... : tomservo
• that heads needs a baseball bat like my grandma needs diapers : vodor
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  Because so many other celebrities have eventually gone into porn.. : TwiLyght
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    This celebrity is only truly popular because of sex appeal though. : wunderbred
    • so she'll go into porn once she runs out of sex appeal. how exciting. : vodor
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  http://shackupload.hippoman.net/uploads/bhead.jpg even better : ultramega
  • make it dance, and play a silly song in the background. : emocore

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• http://us1.samba.org/samba/docs/man/smbtar.1.html : darktweed
• well.. you can use the clients that come with samba, and put the job in cron. : jidar

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• how so? : xianarchy
• Same here. I didn't sleep at all and by 4:00 pm I was so fucking tired, but I still managed to watch Sign : jerkinisnice
• sorry, he's on the top floor, this is the basement : flyingaardvark

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  it wouldn't be nearly as hilarious if his name wasn't bubb rubb. : vodor
  • Of course, one of the big reasons it's funny. the whistle goes WHOO WHOO!!! : Former_HPB
• what a fuckin idiot : b00tsauce

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  call in sick, and start the weekend early : jedi_27
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    too late I'm at work :( and have been since 7:30am CST.. : Q-ball
    • punch yourself in the stomach, puke on your desk. and then go home. works for me all the time : jedi_27

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• more cowbell : BeerHunter
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  New Kids On The Block -- Hangin Tough : jidar
  • *TOMSERVO'D* : silly
• BT - Never gonna' come back down that's actually the only dance track I know, but I like it! : Sexpansion Pack

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  Yeah there's just something about good level design that I don't think they can pre-can, even IF the game... : KungFuKenobi
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    I'm much more interested in seeing games that have living, breathing ecosystems. Maybe adventure games, ... : KungFuKenobi
    • his=hunt : KungFuKenobi
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  Exactly the things you point out would be perfect for stuff like this, just to generate a more believble ... : -TKF-
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    The Neverending Story! : KungFuKenobi
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      Vice and GT3 gets it's atmosphere from the semi living city.. It puts the player in the enviroment and... : -TKF-
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        mafia convinced me of the semi living city more than gta3 ever did, guess that's just me =| : -=kodiak=-
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          Agreed, Mafia is a superior game in many ways. : Fred Garvin
          • Mafia sucks balls compared to the GTA3/VICE greatness which is only surpased by JESUS THE SON OF GOD! : -TKF-
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          Mafias city didn't really remind me of the GTA series so i wouldn't compare those to.. But if i rememb... : -TKF-
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            why does it have to remind you of vice city in order to pull off the feel of a city? that's a big cop ... : -=kodiak=-
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              it doesn't have to remind me of Vice, the two games are different, and they cities doesn't have the same ... : -TKF-
              • i dont prefer any of them honestly i wasnt a big fan of mafia either... beat the story mode and tossed... : -=kodiak=-
• Bumpage. I'm all for games foregoing the story elements to make more enriching and randomized gameplay e... : KungFuKenobi
• A compelling game? Probably not. But, perhaps it could create a highly immersive world for players to... : Kaiser

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  The garage? Buy yourself a dremel man! : Degenerate
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    Never done it before, I don't want to screw my case up. : Katarn3279
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      cases are cheap man. You can buy a $10-$15 case to practice on and then do yours. You'll like it more if ... : Degenerate
      • Maybe, I never have much time to do anything outside of school/work/girlfriend though. : Katarn3279
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      Just buy a pre-modded case then. It'll be a lot cheaper. : malevolence
      • I've got an Antec server case... those aren't real cheap, especially pre-modded ones. : Katarn3279
• actually, i don't. would be interesting to find out though. i don't know of any specialty shops like that... : king_darius

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  so, how did you spell it? : vodor
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    the thesaurus on http://www.m-w.com ! : sucko
    • i meant how did you spell it originally? : vodor
• dictionary.com : jidar
• Google is good too, Did you mean: characteristics : Zakko
• Sometimes, I think English and spelling are both sucko. You have to remember rules that make no sense. ... : sHugamom

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• Hahaha that's a good one : Phil
• lol :) : halfway
• hahahahaha Nice : Scotty22
• hehehehehehhe funny shit : CoRDS
• Very good. : Former_HPB
• : swoopx
• haha!!!! : Q-ball

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• I feel ill now : Degenerate
• Atrocious : gmd
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  There goes my whole damn, ugh. : Chod
  • whole damn day : Chod
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  did you put a bag over her head ? : vex5150
  • did you put a bag over her entire body? : MuaaSan
  • DDDDDOUBLE BAGG one for her and one for you (incase hers falls off) : CoRDS
• Dear god that is sick. Seek therapy. : Odoyle
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  I'd tap it : jidar
  • *shudder* : Degenerate
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  *flash back to horrible pepsi commercial* : Nullzero
  • I'd tap Florence Henderson. : matrix
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  I wish the boy osbourne would stab himself in the neck, and then as he was falling, stab the girl osbourn... : xocsida
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    I dont think I could agree with you any more. : Degenerate
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      Seriously, it's like "Hey! You! Shave that goofy looking afro, and lose the glasses, and tell your sister... : xocsida
      • ahaha. so true. : jerkinisnice
      • thats what we need. Lets get them sent off to one of those bootcamps for fucked up kids. I would pay to w... : Degenerate
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    I like aimee. She is pretty good looking and was smart enough to not be involved in the show. : Crimsonbeak
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      Yeah..I meant the ones on the show..not the hidden progeny. : xocsida
      • haha progeny havn't heard that in a while. You get the Dictionary of the Day award :) : Crimsonbeak
    • i dunno, they're making absurd amounts of $ for doing nothing more or less fucken sign me up : halfway
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      who the hell is aimee? : jidar
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        The other daughter, who refused to be on the show. If you see a blonde girl that isn't the nanny that is... : Crimsonbeak
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          I'll never see her, I don't watch tv. I'd probably tap it though. : jidar
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            http://www.amiannoying.com/(fljgm5ysfkdmwh55awwinj55)/view.aspx?ID=4311 http://www.mtv.com/onair/osbou... : Don Vito Corleone
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              http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020411/173329__ozzy11a_l.jpg Oh yeah, she gets definate points fo... : Toraz Chryx
              • I watched like 6-7 episodes of the Osbournes and I didn't know there was another Osborne bastard child. : jerkinisnice
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  I saw a thing about the Osbournes from back in the early 90's on E! the other day. The older daughter - ... : Don Vito Corleone
  • I saw that as well. Amy was hot then, and she's even hotter now. Jack & Kelly were eerie in their "norm... : amankhan
• I'd hit it. : V0lk
• *gets dry heaves* : tomservo

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• restarting* : Blackdawgg
• reinstall? : Unleashed
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  you've lost your connection to whatever drive you have your songs on. This happens to me when I reboot m... : beastrabban
  • D'OH you're right i moved my mp3 dir off my desktop. Thanks Me = stupid : Blackdawgg
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  HACKED BY CHINESE : eiopa
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    PISS IN COKE : riceremloh
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      please explain this comedy : b00tsauce
      • me chinese me play joke, me put peepee in your coke oldschool : Turd Ferguson
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    CHINESE? this looks like the work of the RIAA : ScoobySnack
    • Chinese, RIAA, Commies, failures. Whats the difference? : Blackdawgg

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• well thank you for that cheerful morning thought! :( : ScoobySnack

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• If there was MP in it and it was a "GameSpy Online Exclusive", they would have given it a 98%. : xakmalice
• ouch. it's really bad when they recommend WoT over buying the game. : slax0r

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  grab some code, play with it, bend it to your will learn by example :) : skold
  • noted : mmaster_pw
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    what kind of code should a newbie grab and mess with? : FlyingButtPliers
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      -shrug- figure out something you want to do, find something that does that or something similar, impro... : skold
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        So production code, then...I'm just having a hard time buying that as an effective way of learning the la... : FlyingButtPliers
        • Some people learn differently than others. Myself, I could never learn a language just by looking at othe... : diehlr
    • I was messing with Quake2 modding to learn, it was fun. I only did it for a couple days 'cause I got bore... : Chunks
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  deitel and deitel is recommended, though I never used it. I just bought the stroustrup one and did a lot... : moshman
  • thx : mmaster_pw
• Expensive but great. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0201703904/qid=1044023438/sr=1-6/r... : skynet
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  I liked Ivor Horton's "Beginning C++": http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/186100012X/qid=1044030141/... : mactu
  • Ivor is good, I have one of his Java books. : Zakko

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  Best game soundtrack ever. End of story. : Degenerate
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    i keep going back to the final fantasy 1 soundtrack. i find it so enchanting, thought part of it is proba... : king_darius
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      quake1 soundtrack for me , that thing was cool : CoRDS
      • Einhander OST = teh sex : xakmalice

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  HAHAHA nice... "DINK-DINK!" : b00tsauce
  • its clearly BINK BINK : dra.
• Lan parties are just like that, except there is usually hand to hand combat. Much more fun when disputes ... : lord cecil
• hahaha, very nice. : Thud
• Bump for greater justice. : iamgoat
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  WTF was this all about?! I understood NOTHING. And it wasn't funny either. And how did they manage to fi... : kabex
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    i dunno, its some guy getting chumped over and over in CS. i somehow missed the entertaining factor. : Turd Ferguson
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      Me too. : kabex
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        Go back to EQ, hamsterboy! : iamgoat
        • EQ? Hamsterboy? What? : kabex
    • Ah, so what you're saying is that you can empathise... : Ajax
  • most every serious CS player should get what he's going through, and therefore understand why it's so dam... : Luminair
• woohoo thanks! I've been looking for that : magila
• Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. : Ajax
• That and the one where the kid gets thrown out of the lan and his comp smashed on the ground for cheating... : brewsterdog
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  what the FUCK AM I GETTING HIT BY?!@%#@% : skold
  • THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE : brewsterdog
  • funniest bit, i have a twisted sense of humour, kept playing that back and getting many laughs.. till it ... : yautja
• that's so me when i played q3ut. i fucking owned too. if i'm 25/4 and i get killed i'm bouncing off the f... : vodor
• Fucken waaayy outnumbered! Oh, 6 to 7. : iamgoat
• 3.7 out of 10 : bcyoohoo
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  wasn't really all that funny. I didn't really think he was actually getting mad. I think he knew he was ... : AllYourBase
  • believe it. : vodor
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  when you get so frustrated with the game that you throw the mouse and turn off the monitor when you lose;... : fatbeaner
  • I had a friend punch a hole in his wall because he died in a CTF game in Quake II. : iamgoat
• the way the video was edited just makes it get annoying, would be funny otherwise : ctlaltl33t
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  that's Tha Voz! You're a little late to the show, though ;) How about we get it from the source: http... : Luminair
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    That's why I said oldy but goody. I renamed it when I saved it so I couldn't find the source to see if i... : iamgoat
    • yeah. Maybe you should fix the name so the heritage can be traced :) It's a classic though, either wa : Luminair
• haha is this the voz clip? : judge

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  WOO WOOOO : KungFuKenobi
  • can you woo woo woo : CoRDS
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  the whistle goes WOOO WOOO : vodor
  • WOOOLERSKATES : leseid
• it's dat woo WOOOO : ^-SeaWolf-^

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  Hahah... for some reason I find that hilarious... Generation FATTY... you FATTY FAT!... haha... : Nullzero
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    HEY HAMLET, COME AND GET THIS TWINKY. : wunderbred
    • Fried twinky. The health food of the 2000's. : Topaz

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• punch him in the face just before he gets new mail : ^-SeaWolf-^
• roll a grenade back there : jvox
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  I showed my roommate strongbad and now every sound on his computer is strongbad. If I hear Baleeted one ... : Crimsonbeak
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    is there like a themepack or something or did he rip the sounds out? : MuaaSan
    • you can download them from homestarrunner.com I believe : Crimsonbeak
• Have sex with his spouse or significant other. : Portax
• see his nelson and raise him office space: "Corporate Acounting, Nina speaking. Just a moment." : esad
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  I'm gonna set my ICQ sound to WOO WOOOO : KungFuKenobi
  • THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMING : silly
  • That'd be jokes. : MuaaSan