Anarchy Reigns finished, delayed by Sega anyway
Jet Set Radio making its way to Vita
Diablo 3 patch coming next week
Elder Scrolls Online plans to sort out bugs with long beta
Super Monday Night Combat launches Turbocross mode
Evening Reading
by Steve Gibson, Jan 27, 2003 6:02pm PSTWell Monday is just hot hot hot! This coming February is looking pretty good for a few games and demos coming out, after those latest Devastation screenshots I'm really pretty eager to check out that demo. I would like each and every one of you guys to ponder this:
- So uh, who do we blame for those net attacks? - Dear criminal, please stop, thanks! - Supermegabrowser! - Cell phone usage in cars is dangerous? This cant be right. - Cell phone games hot in JapanLastly, how all the Superbowl commercials ranked. Oh, and watch them here.
DNF
XBox is huge LOL
no U
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.
http://www.edmunds.com/news/autoshows/articles/89290/page015.html
(It has a wing ?!)
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 16 replies.
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 34 replies.
The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, opens the window snaps the aerial off his van and proceeds to whip the girl until they both collapse in sadomasochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left by the whipping session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?"
The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did.
Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in all my years of doctoring this is the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen"
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 11 replies.
http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/mouse/nom_info.asp
It is really small but it felt right on the demo unit in the store. Only thing that sucks so far is it has like a 5 inch cable bah
Best nforce2 motherboard? The A7N8X looks like a good choice, but there is this BIOS updatey thing that seems to be troubling people. I never plan to touch the BIOS cause it's scary. Any thoughts?
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 28 replies.
Bombing Run is an awesome gametype :(
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 3 replies.
New 1.43 Dual processor Powermac
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 35 replies.
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes", came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No".
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "Why are they there?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me."
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 9 replies.
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 16 replies.
The chemist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?"
"Sure do. They keep you from getting venereal diseases."
The chemist was impressed. "That's right, son. Do you know what the ribs are for?"
Dubya paused and then answered, "Well, not really, but they sure do make the hair on my goat's back stand up."
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.
www.rinkworks.com/stupid
Good way to kill a few hours at work
They pull a car off the road and congratulate the driver for wearing his seatbelt. One policeman asks the driver what he would do with the money.
"Well," the man began, "I think I'll go to driving school and get my license."
"Don't listen to him," the woman next to him complained. "He always talks like that when he's drunk."
Then, a man in the back woke up and yawned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
Suddenly, a knock in the back trunk sounded. A Mexican voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions!
Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.
35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled up newspaper must be registered by January 2036.
Iraq still closed off;physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
stolen from the joke-a-day I get on my palm pilot
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 6 replies.
congress always passes those laws that extend the rights for copywright holders but not patent holders. Copywrights should work like patents once it is up anyone can use it.
damn stiflers of innovation
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 7 replies.
Roooooofles. The hoops that man must go through for her dirtbox.
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 23 replies.
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.
OK, so in the next month or so I'll be ditching 56 K (for the second and hopefully last time). Comments, please, on Speakeasy. Worth the large premium over ADSL? Please list your Speakeasy plan (384, whatever the next one is, or 1.1 Mbps) and whether it's enough speed for you, whether you wish you'd gotten a different plan, overall satisfaction level about service and customer support. Thanks in advance.
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 4 replies.
As Trove so eloquently put it, "The charm of this mod is that you never know what killed you."
The maps are just too small for such powerful, fast moving vehicles and they turn into super-spam-fests with the F16s and helis. (The large desert maps are an exception) Maybe if much larger maps were created just for this mod it could be fun, but I fail to see the enjoyment of this mod in it's current state :(
yeah, i know it's a 0.2 release but I get to think it's not fun anyway!
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 29 replies.
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.
Heh heh...
66. The Clone: did the first human clone have to be done by French scientists? Word has it, the baby has already surrendered.
I need a Recommendation for good 'Hair Styling' software...you know, the kind that lets you see what someone's head will look like after the hairstyle is applied.
Small Asian Girl thanks you!
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 11 replies.
EA Taiwan released the 1.3 US patch last weekend (oops!). For a taste of what's to change here is the readme of the changes: (in reply)
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 22 replies.
He takes out his waterproof chalkboard and writes, "How the hell are you able to stay down this deep without equipment?"
The other guy takes the chalkboard and chalk and writes, "I'm drowning, you asshole."
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 4 replies.
Crucial have pages showing off the Ansiotropic filtering and Antialiasing abilities of their Radeon 9700 Pro card...
http://www.crucial.com/uk/pvtcontent/memorytype.asp?memtype=smoothvision
http://www.crucial.com/uk/pvtcontent/memorytype.asp?memtype=anisotropic
Who wants me to bitchslap them whilst yelling "OVERCOMPRESSED JPEGS MOTHERFUCKERS, DO YOU HOST THEM?"
http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/editorial/reviews/reviews.asp?pf_id=231432&popf_id=231432
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 15 replies.
List so far:
- Logitech Attack 2 (it doesn't have force feedback but it's only $20US)
Anything from Microsoft? I'd like force feedback but not too much $$$.
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.
From Guilty Gear X
mmmm
NO NO NO NO NO... Why?
NO NO NO NO NO... Why?
Maybe, perhaps. Yes.
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 4 replies.
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 11 replies.
What does everyone think about finding some horrible horrible game (like Panty Raider, but not such an obvious target) and just write scads of OMG 1337 I WERE MASTER CHEIF UNDERROOS, but with the appropriate trappings for whatever horrible game we find. Anyone interested?
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 4 replies.
That spider is owie.
Bite
Long strong fangs strike vertically like snakes. Bite and stay. Male venom more toxic, severe effects, sometimes death (without antivenom); no deaths recorded from bite of females. Muscular trembling a symptom of bite.
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 3 replies.
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 4 replies.
Thread Truncated. Click to see all 2 replies.