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• Between the raider's getting their asses fucked and his mom having secret rendevous with dorks that look ... : archon
• he's drunk and passed out on the side of the road : ^-SeaWolf-^
• test. seven : bipolar

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  You lucky bastage. : RatBastard
  • she's holding the birthday wishes thread I printed off too. came to 3 pages : AllYourBase
• Aaaaaw! : jahulio2
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  Did you play DDR with her ? : MrLobo
  • no, we just met for breakfast in OKC at 7AM : AllYourBase
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  how did this ungodly association come to be? : mr brown
  • we have the same birthday! and she was driving through OK : AllYourBase
  • Nearly all night b4 Quakecon 2002, AYB helped Steve, Crystal and me put about 2,500 logo stickers on indi... : sHugamom
• HOT : rainbowsheep
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  A: Shugamom actually looks like Steve (now we know where he gets his girlishly good looks) and B: you're ... : Nighteyes
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    does he know who his dad is yet? : CoRDS
    • The dutchie? : drainovista
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  Thank all of you who sent Happy Birthday wishes for AYB to share. That was really nice of YOU to write a... : sHugamom
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    hi shugamom! did you get french toast? : lacker
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      No, but altogether we did make an effort to be international at IHOP. :) I had Swiss cheese on my veggie... : sHugamom
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        Banana pecan pancakes?!?! o_0 : drucifer
        • Like the bunny holding a pancake in your profile pic, but with pecans. Texans put pecans on just about ... : sHugamom
  • awww, I hope you had a nice b-day :D : drucifer
  • glad you liked it (good job AYB!) : hirez
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    I didn't know there was any kinda birthday thing going on so Happy Birthday you two :D : Nighteyes
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      Thank you, NiGhTeYeS. Did you know that if you look at how your name "could" be pronounced, it's kind of... : sHugamom
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        my friengs call me nighty...and one of my friends rearranged the letters of nighty and came up with thing... : Nighteyes
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          *friends :( Thanks for the compliment :D : Nighteyes
          • Ha! Didn't even notice the spelling till you put the * in there. I like friengs though, it's your creat... : sHugamom
• You hang out with Steve's Mom? haha..no wonder you're a mod. : xocsida
• If you see sHugamom again tell her Giggles and I said hi!!! : dognose

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  Hulk 2: Hulk vs THE MOTHER FUCKIN' MOON : Nullzero
  • Hulk vs The Pod People : Kryn
  • that's no moon! : delataur
  • Hulk Vs. Friday : quietb0y
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    Hulk Vs. XBOX. : redjakub
    • I imagine a photoshopped version will show up soon : quietb0y
• Hulk 2: a robot renegade cop. : jrsX
• Hulk 2: Hulk vs. Godzilla vs. Neo vs. Spider-Man vs. DareDevil vs. Bucs : MurrayTheSkull
• What do you want the Hulk to fight? He can crush just about everything except other super beings. : Portax
• because they're only interested in screwing the franchise up the bum, ala Godzilla! : Luminair
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  How come The Hulk's shirt rips apart when he changes but not his pants? There's nothing wrong with a fou... : TwiLyght
  • i think Ang Lee made Banner wear sweatpants cuz no one wants to see Hulk's wang : MurrayTheSkull
  • Actually, the nuclear radiation causes his wiener to become smaller when he turns into the hulk. : Portax
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    Hah, yeah, seriously, how can he jump around and do all these crazy maneauvers with a giant shlong pinchi... : Nullzero
    • bhahahaha! : MurrayTheSkull
    • he could wear size 50+ underwear.... : tachck
    • well...does anyone know what gamma rays REALLY do to one's dong? : johngloid
• Small scale? This is The Hulk. Crushing tanks is what he does. : Vantage

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• remote desktop > vnc if you are using the msft shiesse all around : edward

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• they've seemed to dumb it down for the newbies in this episode : stiki figgaz
• this may be because of http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6570903 : electric_monk
• It was a very newbie friendly episode. A good thing, I feel... but the normal episode is much more inter... : lazarusb

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  They still are till they beat the Steelers! : Baragon
  • true true, i didn't think they'd even beat the eagles.. heh : wetard
  • PFFT! If Brad Johnson had played in that game, they would've won. : Colin Higgins

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  find the rpg. : slax0r
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    so far i only have the pistol, the uzi, and the shotgun.. i've used the colt and the flamethrower, but do... : evil-cow
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      Tip: DON'T get the choppah on your dirtbox. : leseid
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        but its fun... :( i like killing cops. max i got was 5 stars... havent gotten 6 yet. at 5 i hate swat tea... : evil-cow
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          Do I hear the sound of a tank approaching? : leseid
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            0_0 !?!??!! TANK!?!?! : evil-cow
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              6 = military with tank, u can also shoot down chopper with the m16 : multisync
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                oh lord.... btw where do i get the vest armor and the flame thrower and the m16? : evil-cow
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                  there is armor in the industrial area, right infront of Joeys garage, behind the fence..somewhere in ther... : SPAZER
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                    whoa just noticed something, right near there, theres a building on top of which theres health, armor, an... : evil-cow
                    • i believe you gotta jump off of the trainrailway thats in the sky onto the buildings : SPAZER
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  RAWCAT LAWNCHAIR! : SPAZER
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! : leseid
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  Sure, keep firing your carbine at it. Two rockets will do the job also. : leseid
  • 3 Colt clips or 1 rocket : cygnus
• use the rpg : MeenMunky

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• Isn't he doing you a favor? Message to meet her. : Baragon
• Goddamn... it's almost a crime to be that beautiful... : Nullzero
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  you know that that's a fake picture right? : vassili_zaitsev
  • Who is it a picture of then? : blueblo0d
• omg - PERFECT girl for me - same generalized interests (theater and psycology), and shes Irish American! ... : tachck
• mmmm... cleavage : prime8
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  My word... This is what lives close to me... http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EZAMNR Oh yeah, and t... : Vantage
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    OMG - not only is she (second and third ones) HOT, but she has such great interests! :D : tachck
    • As I said, the perfect woman. :) : Vantage
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    DUDE ELVES DO NOT EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD. : xvdl
    • LIES! I WILL FIND ONE AND MARRY HER! It has been preordained. : Vantage
• Yummy. : V0lk

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• Everyone male heterosexual watching the game did as well : pharoah mike
• She does look pretty hot. : Rageaholic
• ........... Well, they weren't the worst ads. : Kryn
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  maybe she can win the contest.. everyone thinks Jennifer Garner is hot : spector
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    not till she gets the sk0ld seal of approval : pharoah mike
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      hahaha, yeah she might be hot, but is she skoldworthy?!!! : jidar
      • Too much makeup I guess I think I might just through his ass out of the contest unless he finally post... : rosewood
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  Pics? : iamgoat
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    http://www.alias-tv.com/sydneypics.html : sanchez
    • Nope, she's not hot. Ah well, she can still win the American title. : leseid

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• Not according to Latest Chatty... : matrix

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  #1, way too many processes running. Do a search on google for "tweak win xp services" and you'll find wh... : bipolar
  • Bandwidth monitor keeps track of my bandwidth used weekly so I don't go over my 1.5GB up/down limit. ODCH... : StuMan1337
• 'System' activity is mostly caused by bad drivers, and/or sometimes not having dma enabled. Is it constan... : davatar

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  His starship was in disrepair, he thought as he went to it. "I've got to go to earth and find my parents,... : BenMurphy
  • Too long for me to read ... can you summarize? : bipolar
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    OK, read it... interesting! :) ... out of curiousity, how old are you? : bipolar
    • 21. I wrote it at 5 in the morning the other day and saved it under the filename "worststoryevertold.doc"... : BenMurphy

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• They progressed the plot? : Portax

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• they masturbate into diet pepsi? : esmokah

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• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C... : bipolar

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• shoot the hostage : jidar
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  check if the router can forward ports or (better yet) set up a DMZ. : verbatim
  • doesn't DMZ enable all ports? : spector
• Nothing you can do for AIM.. for mIRC http://www.practicallynetworked.com/support/linksys_router_help_pg... : TK-421
• Can you configure it by putting it's ip address in your browser? : lord of tError
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  Go to the router config page: http://192.168.1.1/index.htm And set yourself as the DMZ Host... : Nullzero
  • If you do this, don't forget to run a software firewall or you will have all sorts of nimda goin on. : rossimo

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  They did it because they hate you. : bipolar
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    They did it because the SUCK ASS : snuff
    • yea, "the" does suck ass, i mean asians don't use it why should we? : Nighteyes

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  Jennifer Connelly is hot. : Omaha
  • and Hulk looks very CGI : mr brown
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  It looked like a giant green baby breaking cars. : Baragon
  • giant green dancing baby : prime8
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  Looked kinda meh to me...The Hulk is way CGI'd and obvious. : xocsida
  • hmm just watched it, looked like the comic version of the hulk...It'll proably look better on screen just... : Silent Wolf
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  The CG looked really bad. To me anyway. : malevolence
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    yeah it looked like cut and paste : Shadore66
    • I even saw some HTML in there. : iamgoat
  • It looked like a big blob of play-dough bounding around... it didn't seem 'human' so much as a grotesque.... : verbatim

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• there was a guy before neo who could do the same thing as neo : AllYourBase
• It's not a prequel.... Not at all : MrLobo
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  do you and your roommate both ride the short bus to school? : mr brown
  • www.shortbusposse.com ?? : fatman
• it's not a prequel. the movies were filmed one after the other, so chronologically they take place one a... : ^-SeaWolf-^
• uh neo flying. if that doesnt convince him he is a retard : mista mista
• Let's see... Agent Smith says "Remember me?" and "Mr. Anderson" in the trailer... that seems pretty solid... : Nullzero
• http://us.imdb.com/Title?0234215 : quietb0y
• Matrix: Reloaded takes up right after the beginning of the second film, and ends in a cliffhanger that wi... : gregorybrown
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  Bet him MONEY : rosewood
  • I second this motion. Lots of money. Write it down to paper and have him sign it that way you can sue him... : afext
• Your roommate is an ignorant moron : tachck
• there was stuff going around the internet about a prequel, he probably got it from that : SPAZER
• I bet by "roommate" you actually meant yourself, hence the anon post. : TwiLyght
• Trolled by anon. : Merconium

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• truth : SPAZER
• Thank you. : Twztd
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  dude, preemptive hotornot thread bombing is against international law. : xvdl
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    its not preemptive, charlie launched three suprise threads within 10 minutes! : judge
    • but they were in laos, and the rules of engagement specifically forbid you from going into laos. cue: cen : xvdl
• ** COMMENCING THREAD HIJACK ** : leseid
• thats like asking drunks not to drive : mista mista
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  why are most girls on there underage? : mr brown
  • because most of the people who actually post this shit are hot chick's older, homo brothers? : fatman

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  www.aol.com/superbowlads/ : Dechter
  • http://progressive.stream.aol.com/aol/us/aolentertainment/tv/2003/specials/superbowl/reebok_dl.mov AWE... : rosewood
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  Fucking real player bullshit. : malevolence
  • Just use the Mac links and you will get QuickTime files. : fatman

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• HE MESSED UP THE COIN TOSS! ROOFLES! : Baragon
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  Yeah... it wouldn't have saved the raiders... but yeah, assy. : Nullzero
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    I think the NFL is going to add end zone interference to the list of calls that can be challenged. : the archvile
    • that one was bad. Also that very first call for the fumble that got overturned was something high school ... : xvdl
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  Geez, not another year of Raider fans blaming the officials in the offseason? : TK-421
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    the Raiders have to be the biggest whiners ever : brianshizm
    • Just Lose, Baby! : malevolence
  • Un-knot thy panties. I was going for Tampa Bay. I'm just objectively remarking that the officiating wa... : xvdl
• I have to agree, that was an embarassment to the NFL. They screwed up quite a few calls there that weren'... : jidar

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  I'm about to start the game for the first time tonight or tomorrow. Good stuff? : Visceral Monkey
  • very. the sneaking around is shitloads of fun. and the whole layout is very good. it's like super steal... : ^-SeaWolf-^
  • i rented it and got to the third level. i think i'll be picking it up. at first the sneaking was hard... : khaosman
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  Can you describe the room you're getting spotted in a bit more? I remember the ceiling mounted camera roo... : Nullzero
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    well... once you cross the room with the cameras, it's more of the dark hallway with the circular section... : ^-SeaWolf-^
    • fuck i fucked the tag up,. ^^^ SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER : ^-SeaWolf-^
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      Ohhhh... I think I know what you're talking about... yeah, that's a bitch. When you're looking into th... : Nullzero
      • that's not it actually, but i was just doing that now and i got caught, i have to try this advice now : ^-SeaWolf-^
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  I KNOW!!! shoot out the light before fully entering the room : dmiller
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    i shoot out the light but it doesn't go out.. i even zoomed in to take it out. it stays on : ^-SeaWolf-^
    • You can shoot it out, try again- that's what I did. I got stuck here too. The camera is to your upper lef... : dmiller
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  bump because i'm getting tired of this. i'm standing right in front of the door. this is the 20th time ... : ^-SeaWolf-^
  • Can't you duck and look up through the door at the camera? : Nullzero

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  Heheh... Gannon sucked... 5 interceptions... new Super Bowl record... wow. : Nullzero
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    four returned for touchdowns, or all five? : xvdl
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      I think it was three. : xocsida
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        Still, returning 3 picks for TDs is hilarious. : skynet
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          Haha..yeah...expecially the last one with 2 seconds to go. hahahahaha. : xocsida
          • I only watched on and off, so many got picked off and so many returned it was hard to keep track. : xvdl
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  roofles. i can't wait to read about who gannon blames for losing. : keith
  • He can only blame himself. : skynet
• You act fast. : Amlash
• hahahaha oh thats good : jambalaya king

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• lies : CoRDS
• omg spoiler dude wtf : fsck
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  Go see Penn & Teller live, they always mention that. "If you cared enough, you could go on the interne... : Kryn
  • thats what i mean, the "trick" they just did on ABC : mr brown

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• www.aol.com/superbowlads/ : TK-421

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  when is it coming for pc :( : SPAZER
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    ebgames doesnt even have their patented BULLSHIT release date for it : SPAZER
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      hmm.. i dunno. ive already got it on PS2, so doesnt matter to me. : Shadowdane
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        i support you why you not support me :( : SPAZER
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          sorry.. that wasnt to nice. i dont think Rockstar has offically announced Vice City for the PC. :( : Shadowdane
          • they technically did, it was a news post iirc : pharoah mike
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  ugh i wish it wasnt file planet : mr brown
  • vileplanet = evil : Shadowdane
  • Hosted on Pedophile Planet? Thanks, but no. : Dechter

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• im sure the chick who had it switched the tube : ashkie