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• Someone get an MP3 of this. I want to hear this :) : MarksmanX
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  Album sales does not always equal good music. And the judges are right, Nickleback does suck. I've see... : stump
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    however, beyond claiming that they know "good music", they also claim to know what will work with an amer... : Paranoid Android
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      Counterpoint: Kelly Clarkson's single went from #42 - #1 on the billboard chart in one week beating the b... : onyx
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        but she also had a lot of hype history with her, so its rise was kind of prematurely accelerated in my op... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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          Definitely true, but even still if America didn't like her that would have never happened. So, even if th... : onyx
          • it is sad that the American public's opinion can be swayed so easily : kwatters
          • touche. I am a full supporter of the notion that they(whoever in the 'industry') can make something incre... : Paranoid Android
  • The guy sounded good, though. a big complaint that brit had was the singer was too old to "make it" : featmucker
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  wtf is american idol? : dodob
  • Go back to your rock. : MarksmanX
• That sounds hilarious. MP3 request seconded. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• omg I want to hear this!!! mp3 plz : ventro
• and then a porn star came out and showed her tits. hey, this was howard stern, right? : snackula
• That's rad. : darkling
• it is funny, but there's a difference between rock music and pop music. you kinda do have to have presen... : ^-SeaWolf-^
• I also request an mp3. : jerkinisnice
• i can see that british gimp sweating his balls off, and it makes me feel good. : phobium
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  alt.binaries.mp3.howard-stern they usually have the days broadcast up there by noon, and commercial fr... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    err hold up... it's alt.binaries.howard-stern i made a mistake, sorry :\ : ^-SeaWolf-^
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      well, if someone with a half decent news server can grab it and host it on an HTTP server I'll be forever... : jerkinisnice
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        i'd do it, but my news server is missing parts of each part. i could grab the realaudio broadcast but i ... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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          the mp3 version is 50 megs........or else I'd up it : judge
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            well, cut out the quoted part. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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              someone tell me what section of the show it was on, not going to listen to 6 hours of that shit just to f... : judge
              • it was about 8 am est... : Former_HPB
• On TechTV, one of the guys interviewed one of the AI contestents, he said FOX chooses who really wins, th... : Cpt. Baseballbat
• FUCKIN RIGHT, I can't stand that British faggot on that show. I hope he gets ass-cancer. : b00tsauce
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  hehe, well, the guy that does sing "Hero" actually DOES suck...so they are partially right. : V0lk
  • that song sounds like it starts in the middle : onyx
  • i wanna hear this, so ill post so i can find the thread later : alcueso
• AWESOME. i fucking hate those people. : virus
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  that was great. i heard that live... : Former_HPB
  • Could you help him out: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6545213 : Mad Brahmin Disease
• yeah i heard that too, so funny!!! : grendel
• ...and then beetlejuice got up and sang. : The Enemy Within
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  THE MP3 -----> http://members.rogers.com/fluke/american_idiots.mp3 Who da man? : fluke
  • NICE SHIT!!!! : b00tsauce
  • Haha, perfect, thanks! : Calhobbes
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    word up will it be up at 2:30? :) : darkling
    • it'll be up for a couple days, or till i need my webspace again (rarely) : fluke
  • ROOOOFFFFFFFFFLESSSSSS : Shadore66
  • I <3 you : mattsull85
  • That's too fucking awesome ;) : timm
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    was that chad kroeger? : Antilles_Prime
    • josie? no, chad kroeger sang that song hero... wait a minute... : Antilles_Prime
• What a STIFF!!! I STILL hate that English cockbag. : b00tsauce
• hahaha! Howard Stern kicks ass : Kashmir

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  tedv, I try and read your posts about this stuff, because I think its cool what youre doing, but they mak... : Degenerate
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    It's like reading Game Theory to me. Very interesting. : UtilityMaximizer
    • agreed. Neat to see the thought processes behind game development. : edgewise
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    me too. i like pies. : Phil
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      Me like pie. : beastrabban
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        someone say pie? I'm hungry : ScoobySnack
        • We have fresh seal pie for you! : Degenerate
    • and fudge. and those chicks you posted pics of. : the_doctor
  • you said it perfectly. except (no offense) tedv's are just a hair below carmack's. mmm, pie. : Dante
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  Actually I'm pretty sure that equation is wrong because it doesn't cause you to value moving closer to a ... : tedv
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    or if the bot has the flag and can either cap and take damage, or fight and possibly die? : multisync
    • This is a goal decision, which is made earlier. By this time, the bot has already decided that the optim... : tedv
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  Can the bots gauge how much health/armor you have? The Q3 bots never knew when to run away. : patridiot
  • Yes! The new bots rely on pain sounds to determine your health if they are skilled enough. If the bots ... : tedv
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  Do you have heterogeneous bots? If so, then having the bot decide by "placing itself in its opponents sh... : UtilityMaximizer
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    I'd rather have the bot statistically track the opponent's hit record with given weapons, but realistical... : tedv
    • Yup, everyone makes assumptions about the way others, including bots, play--it's unavoidable. It's just ... : UtilityMaximizer
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    i like this idea, as I think it would an extra bit of realism to the bots. Sucky bots should over est... : onyx
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      He has identical bots, though. Can't say that I blame him, either; doing otherwise might get messy. $( : UtilityMaximizer
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        The bots aren't totally identical-- they have different aiming abilities and a few preferences change fro... : tedv
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          Ah, well then we'll start to get the stuff we were talking about--strange things when a crappy bot assume... : UtilityMaximizer
          • (and it makes analogous guesses with error for other aspects of bot behavior) : UtilityMaximizer
• just make sure you deal with border situations where your decision cycles too rapidly : AssGoblin
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  I'd honestly just make a few special cases for when the target was "special". : Ryoko
  • Special cases are unacceptable for this code! That's because I want brainworks to work with a completely... : tedv
• what about crouching / jumping? I guess that's more hit avoidance. nm. : land
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  whew, I thought I had it tough working on AI for enemies in a 2D sidescroller...that equation (or somethi... : kwatters
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    The bot has already done some really teched out code to determine who it should attack and which weapon i... : tedv
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      This makes coding a chess player program look EASY :) : kwatters
      • Chess is very easy to code-- just an issue of brute forcing and iterating. The real problem is determini... : tedv
• How about this: Assumptions: - know your health/armor and which weapons you have - know opponent hea... : timmie
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  tedv - dude, seriously, can you approach the guys who create Challenge-Pro Mode to get your bot code impl... : dissectional
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    the 2nd wouldn't work since he's developing a bot specificly for q3's strenghts/limitations, though I'm s... : halfway
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      The whole point of Brainworks is to get plugged into other mods, actually. And yes, I've talked with arQ... : tedv
      • i didn't recognize it as a q3 mod, i thought he was talking about a different game completely : halfway
• *head explodes* : locobastard
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  I'm going to read through this whole thread, but I wanted to ask.....can you make it so that the bot is m... : KungFuKenobi
  • Doing so would require tracking each bot's (max 64) notion of the relative skill level of each other play... : tedv
• Too interesting, didn't read. : leseid
• simple greedy search will figure this out fairly quickly. just figure out how and what you want to score ... : Antilles_Prime

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• This a 50/50 for me. : b00tsauce
• Depends on way too many things. Not only on the partner. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  false, people mature. : fragasm
  • although that doesn't mean it can never be true, just that particular statement...the way it is worded is... : fragasm
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  false. I think a couple can make an active decision to change their thinking to be more inline with each... : Silent Wolf
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    odd. They should stay together as long as their is no physical violence or unhealthy atmostphere? Even ... : hatelull
    • proably shouldnt have decided to "get married" then. You can only blame yourself for your decisions. Ta... : Silent Wolf
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  false. Marriage has a lot of uncertainty that first year and people tend to harbor doubts about their dec... : Dreagon
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    Really? So it is common for people to 2nd-guess their choice? : Kaiser
    • Well, there's a 50+% divorce rate. : zohar79
    • Isn't that human nature? Now that the options are unlimited as far as splitting up, they just act upon i... : Halen
    • It can be common as long as the marriage lasts. It's action on the part of one of the partners that usual... : Fyunch Click
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      yep, I scared the hell out of my wife the first year of our marriage because I had this awful feeling tha... : Dreagon
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        Man, my wife would flip if I told her I had had (and sometimes still have) second thoughts. We're just p... : Kaiser
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          Marriage is one big pile of emotional stress by design. : Halen
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            But why is it the men are the ones that flip out and die early? : Kaiser
            • because we are married to women : Dreagon
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              Because men are designed to pursue a different mating strategy than women. Women seek a single loyal par... : UtilityMaximizer
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                Amazing. Take away the cars, the clothes, the technology, society and everything else... And you're l... : Kaiser
                • So? I like it! : archon
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                  Just think, humans only began leaving hunter-gatherer societies about 10,000 years ago. In evolutionary ... : UtilityMaximizer
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                    And the funny thing, is that our lifestyle has been changing so rapidly and will more than likely continu... : Kaiser
                    • Probably not. We'd need, oh, maybe a few hundred thousand years of relatively unchanging lifestyle to ma... : UtilityMaximizer
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          What if you found out she had similar thoughts about you? : bipolar
          • I don't know. That's not really a question I face. : Kaiser
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          relax, it's normal. Think of it this way, don't worry about it for the next five years, and then see how ... : Dreagon
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            In 5 years, I'll be 31. I already feel my options and career choices slipping away. I think that's what... : Kaiser
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              and you will still feel like a kid at 41, trust me :) The fact is that you will always be you. And I didn... : Dreagon
              • Thanks dad. *beaming* :D : Kaiser
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    I went thru the "doubting" stage during our engagement, but I got over it. The first year of marriage wa... : tunis5000
    • 7 years huh.? Well, you're doing better than about 50% of couples out there. : Kaiser
• i'd have to say false, eventhough i know little about this. my reasoning is that there are probably lo... : khaosman
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  I have been married for 2 and half years, and got married when I was twenty. People assume it was becasue... : Grandmoff
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    got any kids? : Silent Wolf
    • nope, no kids, not quite ready for that yet :) : Grandmoff
  • You should check out Chip Ingram's lecture on important relationship needs. It makes a lot of sense. : c0bra
• Don't encourage Phil... : Nullzero
• False. Maybe you just have issues to work through. : tedv
• The first few months of a marriage are usually the hardest from what I've heard. : Scotty22
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  First year was the hardest for us. We made it through by just having lots of sex. It's the 14th year t... : Phil
  • I like this first year plan! : StimpyBoy-KNoB-
• i was like that with my first 2 wives : sexninja

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  Ack, SPAM! : MuaaSan
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    sorry, troll of the year :( : Fleabix
    • omfg misreplied :( This was of course for SFXMASTEROFTHEUNIVERSEIAMGREATERTHANYOUALL *hides head in sham : Fleabix
• you're my new hero, can I have your babies? : halfway
• Email mutha-fucker, can you send it! : matrix
• OMG INFORMATIVE THIS : alacious
• how about you post that sound first and let us check it out ? : rookieone
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  jungle is lame and so is this lame advertising post : -=kodiak=-
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    Hey, a lot of good shit came from Jungle :\ : alacious
    • Umbungo : gingerninja
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      like what? the same repetitive fucking bass beat?? : -=kodiak=-
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        Try knowing something about the genre first kplzthnx. A Guy Called Gerald - Humanity [Phunkstorung Rem... : The_Janitor
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          Not to mention the various eventual spawns of Jungle.. :) IDM I think is from it? Or I could be wrong :\ : alacious
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            Yeah, techstep and IDM come really close to each other at some points. IDM kinda evolved simultaneously f... : The_Janitor
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              Yeah, there's definitely a lot of hip-hop influence in a lot of IDM... Speaking of which, have you he... : alacious
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                Uhhhh... no. I'm not even sure what you mean when you say "AE". ) : The_Janitor
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                  Sorry.. autechre :\ : alacious
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                    Shit dawg, nope. But I generally don't touch promo releases unless Vis has had a hand in getting it to me : The_Janitor
                    • Man, it's... good. Minimalist/melodic, definitely a change of pace And yeah, Promo releases have a ten... : alacious
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          man i dont fucking have to my friends dragged me to a party once ... they thought it was a big trance/... : -=kodiak=-
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            Man, you went to a Toronto party, right? : The_Janitor
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              supposedly the scene in toronto has changed to the worse within the past year or so you know, i wouldn... : -=kodiak=-
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                I can tell that's the kind of party you went to from how jaded your language is. ) All I'm saying is, ... : The_Janitor
                • too late man... i already slammed the gavel down a long time ago : -=kodiak=-
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            how aboslutely pathetic.. you have condemend an entire form of music based on one party that your friends... : pigz
            • also.. one more thing you were most likely hearing a niche form called ragga which is very different than... : pigz
          • You are one closed-minded motherfucker. Your opinion regarding music of any form is henceforth voided. : |hawkeye|
• what the fuck is this shit? : snackula
• WOW, YOU PICKED A SMART PLACE TO POST THIS! : Poor Yurik
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  time to sign up these emails to lists! : esad
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    Heh, I was thinking the same thing. : Syixxs
    • And there was much wailing and much gnashing of teeth. : Kaiser
  • He already has a hotmail account, how much more could he possibly get? : matrix
• Hahaha. Jesus dude you picked the wrong place to post this. : Twztd
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  i think the correct phrase is "Trent WOULDN'T touch the tune you made." Jungle music for doom 3? pleas... : kenmis
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    but then you could pretend that the whole hell on earth is just a bad acid trip! : esad
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      you may be onto something here... : kenmis
      • OH SHIT! THEY SHOULD HIRE ME AND FIRE THAT SHITTY GREANREAMEAN GUY! : esad
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    That would be sweet to have like an industrial indoors level with jungle music and like parrots singing a... : Zibro
    • and it could have feces throwing monklees! : kenmis
• Ya know... I've always said to myself if I really wanted to fuck someone's e-mail address over I would ju... : spl
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  The best way to sell your product is to insult the longtime friend, co-worker, and customer of your poten... : The_Janitor
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    the janitor you dare a smart guy, and no THIS IS NOT la repetitive bass beat shit GENERIC jungle tune, it... : SFXGUYD3
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      and go ahead and waste your time if you are so inclined to spam my email, they arent my main ones anyway,... : SFXGUYD3
      • http://shackupload.hippoman.net/ post it so we can enjoy your 8) tunes. \m/ : gegtik
• post a sample of it here. : edgewise
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  I think you're one game behind, boss. It would have worked with Q3, probably (provided it's as good as th... : Flawless Cowboy
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    i never played Quake 1 w/ the soundtrack in cuz it was too scary. >:( : kenmis
    • Yeah, I can't wait to hear what's in store for D3, provided Trent follows his Q1 style. It's amazing a... : Flawless Cowboy
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      UPDATE- the tune is 166.066 BPMs, but the guitar riffs break it down on another level entirely, it change... : SFXGUYD3
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        There needs to be a superquick method of opening an Explorer window to a specific folder anywhere on your... : diehlr
        • MY GOD THE TRAGEDY! : diehlr
      • upload it if its that interesting : xenoeye
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  Hey, I'm John Carmack and this is my shack account. shackmessage me your music clip dood : gegtik
  • PS trent is a total fag and I bet you're fucking awesome. send that music asap : gegtik
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    Hi John, Romero here - can I have my conditioner back? : Dimmona
    • Hi guys, Todd here. Carmack, get back to work or you're fired! Romero, you're fired... again! Hahahahahah : slax0r
• This place does NOT get you chicks. That's what we thought, too. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• wow. new shacker spam goodness. way to use the shack for profit and personal gain! <g> : Antilles_Prime
• where is my mp3 of your cool shit :( i'm a developer! : industro
• whichever mod marked this interesting: I love you longtime : gegtik
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  how the fuck did this get an informative? : busdriver3030
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    dude ur so band fuckoff : gegtik
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      no ur the one : busdriver3030
      • omg u r both band : alacious
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      ATTN: GAME ENDS : Scotty22
      • keep trying. : johnny rotten
      • That just doesn't work for me anymore. : Kiriakos
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  interesting? bahahahahahahah : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    SFXGUYD3 == mod !?! : gingerninja
    • if so, best troll evar. : slax0r
• Rofl. Whoever modded this is awesome. : Twztd
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  I'll take a listen and give you feedback : pigz
  • yeah I email'd as well. : DinK
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  Are you going on American Idol anytime soon? Because you sound like a negative retart with too much attit... : Ra5putin
  • I think he'd do fine on American Idol if he's still posting after this thread. At least he can take insul... : slax0r
• BAALETED! : rosewood
• Well, I not technically working on Doom III, or even employed by Id for that matter, but I have played th... : Colin Higgins
• kind of a record, his 1st post is a MOnster+Informative, thus making his inf posting ration 100%, very im... : multisync
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  Did they unban Zoesch and make him a mod? What? : vestax
  • Maybe this is a treacherous mod-troll. : DinK
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  You could try PM'ing Xian. : zohar79
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    *!not a mod troll!* problem - i cant give out the tune for free to everyone, although id like to, untill ... : SFXGUYD3
    • hi I'm the ShugarShack's esad. : esad
    • Sorry but they will never use your tune for legal reasons, even if it's as perfect as you claim. : diehlr
    • You probably should have pointed it towards Graeme Devine as well since he's in charge of sound and music... : Fyunch Click
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      so post a different sample the shack is a friendly group of openminded, helpful individuals if you giv... : halfway
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        Or even post a 30 second clip for demonstration purposes : diehlr
        • OK ok, ill sample a clip about 30 sec long from the tune, and post it. im working on it now...... : SFXGUYD3
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      anyone know how i can upload mp3 clip for all shack users to hear? : SFXGUYD3
      • http://shackupload.hippoman.net/ : alacious
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  Sample clip is done, already uploaded to Gegtik thru a link he gave me, how do i upload it for all shack ... : SFXGUYD3
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    http://shackupload.hippoman.net/index.php?action=downloadfile&filename=D3SFXclip.mp3 : alacious
    • not bad but Reznor still > u ;) : xenoeye
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      well, thats the clip.. there is some MAJOR distortion in the transfer of the clip from wav to mp3 and the... : SFXGUYD3
      • yeh this sounds like a fruityloops song.. quite simple if you ask me and nowhere near the caliber of what... : industro
    • Maybe he meant perfect for doom1? It's kinda screams "I belong with the age of midi" : Cpt. Baseballbat
    • the system is down? : tunis5000
    • Link is down :( DAMNIT post a mirror peease : celerity
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  It's not too bad. I like the faster jungle breakbeat, but I definately would hit enter to skip over the i... : zeke
  • Sounds like a song that would be in Descent : scythide
• I don't think it's all that special. Then again, I'm no music critic. : zohar79
• AMERICAN IDOL'D : Silent Wolf
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  This is music for a racing game, not Doom III. Sorry. : wunderbred
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    even if you dont like it, i appriciate all the feed back. opinions are good even if they're bad. still t... : SFXGUYD3
    • i had a virus b once : ansuble
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  so link the song already. : virus
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    already linked! : king_darius
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      i dont want a clip, i want the whole song ... ill host it too. : virus
      • my bad :{ : king_darius
      • hippoman aint loading for me so idont even get to hear the damn clip >:( : Nighteyes
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  If you want people to notice your work post an MP3, no one at ID has time to fuck around e-mailing some p... : slackor
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    ok ill upload it, give me a link the wav original is 54mb, should i convert to mp3, there is distortion ... : SFXGUYD3
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      what program are you converting with? : strider_
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        wavlab3 or Sforge4.5 echo mia virtual out to wav or mp3 : SFXGUYD3
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          You can't mix it down internally to a wav without using the mia virtual out? : Halen
          • i export the composition from playlist as a WAV, its procesed by the mia soundcard, its 52 mb : SFXGUYD3
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  Dude. If you are serious, I have some information for you: Getting a job doing music for a game is not... : darkling
  • Good post. : Twztd
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    Whoa what's that purple bar? : darkling
    • it means i want to sex you : cygnus
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      informative.. you're on the front page :) : ScoobySnack
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        MY FIRST ONE!! i am going to drink vanilla coke in rejoicement : darkling
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          Eh, you get used to it after a while. Just ask Timm :) : Scotty22
          • This man speaks the truth! ;) : timm
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    Yeah, make as many demo CDs as you can afford and spam them all over the place... just like trying to get... : shitkatapult
    • Or a record deal~! : darkling
  • You did GB music? Excellent, Fox and I have a H.E.R.O. GBA port project going on... : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Trent is also friends with teh Carmack and teh Kang. : Ben Barker
  • not only that but supposedly Trent is already DONE with his part in Doom3. :) good post though, the mods... : tomservo
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  Now, I never claimed to be a genius, but trying to get attention this way is just dumb and opening yourse... : archon
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    You must understand, although it was quite apparent that the likelyhood i was ever gonna get my tune into... : SFXGUYD3
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      That was a bad way to get noticed, you came across extremely unprofessional and extremely poorly. I thoug... : darkling
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        the 1 thing i didnt realise before today was how many people actually use the forums on this sight. hol... : SFXGUYD3
        • Now that you know your song ain't going anywhere, post the whole thing on a site that works :D : Nighteyes
• wow, CAN I TOUCH YOUR PENIS? : Cosmicfool

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  got stuck on level 14 : AllYourBase
  • level 16 for me :( : timmie
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  Stuck on Level 11. : wunderbred
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    yeah i'm stuck there right now too : strider_
    • same here. : PantherX
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  stuck on 13.. wtf : industro
  • stuck on 16 now. : PantherX
• good stuff. : PantherX
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  ...stuck on 1.....wtf : opengl128
  • nevermind, didnt read the directions. i thought you were supposed to make it so no more blocks could be ... : opengl128
• IT NEVER ENDS! : gakera
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  on 14 now : Cosmicfool
  • 17 baby! : Cosmicfool
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  11 is tough. I'm probably over thinking it. : quietb0y
  • Heh, stuck on 11 too : Calhobbes
• level 17! : stump
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  on 22.... when does it end? : Theos
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    Apparently 40 if you look at the options. : Ben Barker
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      O_O That's it, 29 is where I get of! : gakera
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        but you're almost there!! : johnny rotten
        • TO INSANOVILLE!!!! : gakera
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  Up to level 26... I wonder if I should keep going. : tedv
  • Damn 24 :( : stump
• after 10 levels i got bored... : davislovestacobell
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  im stuck on 20. :( : virus
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    FINALLY!!! 21!!! : virus
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      26MOTHERFUCKERS : virus
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        28 im a tiny god : virus
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          im stuck like super glue on level 31. :( : virus
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            im catching up toooo youuuuuuu...... : Jerry C
            • 31 here too : HeXoN
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              32!!! w00t : virus
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                33 HURRY UP JERRY!! : virus
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                  33 here :P : HeXoN
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                    dammit. 32... hurry hurry hurry : Jerry C
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                      36!!! : HeXoN
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                        weeeeeeeee 37!!!!! : Jerry C
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                          stuck on 38 : HeXoN
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                            http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/w/c/wcd112/ihatemyselffordoingthis.jpg a winner is me :\ : davislovestacobell
                            • 39 thank god : HeXoN
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                              well shit. and me on 39 : Jerry C
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                                40....... : Jerry C
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                                  I am now also on 40 MR Jerry C : HeXoN
                                  • I'M DONE FINALLY after what like 2 hours what a waste of time : HeXoN
                            • lvl 32.. gotta stop this : swoopx
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  h8 11 : skold
  • YAY!!1 : skold
• On 17, still going strong.. My father would love this shit.. lol.. : dn__
• bored at level 2 hehehehe : Utopia
• 25 : Ziggurat
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  17 and still going.. i love puzzle games : locobastard
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    fuck level 19 heeh : locobastard
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      25 after letting it sit there : locobastard
      • 27.... i flew though them and then crapped out : locobastard
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  I got to level 35 and then my computer crashed. I thin I've had enough though. : tedv
  • ...must...beat..tedv....genious guy.......... : virus
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  I got stuck on level 3 : Shadore66
  • 3 is tough : gregorybrown
• man wtf... you can stare for hours... this and that... and then all of a sudden the solution presents its... : Jerry C
• 26 here too : HeXoN
• level 41 is blank >:( : Theos
• how many levels are there? : HeXoN
• cow-orker has the board game by binary arts.. it's little cars and trucks pointed in N/S or E/W direction... : BulletPro
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  Wow... level 3 and im stuck I suck at this : rosewood
  • nm just had to take a break from it : rosewood
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  cool game. level 11 did me in :( i = suck : fluke
  • 11 is a dirty bitch : rosewood
• Fucking shit...level 17. Damn you game! : Scotty22
• 25 blows dead donkley dicks. : beastrabban
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  I use to play this game on my Palm a few years ago. It was called "Traffic." That and Vexxed were the b... : crotchbat
  • http://www.palmgear.com/software/showsoftware.cfm?sid=22479619991014201738&prodID=3975 : crotchbat
• I got bored at level 24. fun tho :) : Poor Yurik
• after level 28, i just said fuck it..... damn... too addicting... : Antilles_Prime
• stuck on 13 :/ : sikander
• ugh.. level 27 just kicked my ass : electric_monk

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  Go for a C cup. What size is she now? : Calhobbes
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    34 b now but two kids have made them a little droopy . . : fuzzydamnit
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      How tall is she? Anything larger than 36 C gets floppy. : onyx
      • shes 5'6" : fuzzydamnit
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      Skip the implant and buy some duct tape with the money. : onyx
      • And spend the rest on $10 hookers every weekend for a few years. : Calhobbes
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  how about we see some before pics? : SPAZER
  • ^^^ I agree with this post. : V0lk
  • Haha, brilliant. Truly though, for the best advice we'll need some before action shots. : Calhobbes
  • i'll see what I can do . . . she's pretty self consiousic] but i'll try : fuzzydamnit
• http://www.ratemyimplants.com : jjlaw
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  Show her the obligatory breast disaster sites first. : indeego
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    Why discourage it? : spector
    • because maybe he loves her and doesn't want her to have medical problems over something stupid? : PantherX
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  Tell her that many people have trouble with them, only you don't hear about their stories unless you look... : Luminair
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    lets not forget the posining they can do..its like a forgien object and your cells will try to fight it o... : SPAZER
    • i thought they were sacks of saline these days? : slax0r
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      what do you mean by "vagina only people?" : DinK
      • his sister : Luminair
• Porn star titties or nothing. : gmd
• Well I will be doing this for a living soon :) They are not bad when you look for the right size. Many ... : MarksmanX
• women like that cheat on their husbands, watch out dude. : Agent Double O Sexy
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  or you could score points and tell her that she has beautiful breasts and theres nothing wrong with them.... : SPAZER
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    What a smart thing to say : Lint
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      its only smart if you hate boobs : Blackdawgg
      • To some people, any natural boobs are better than fake ones (personally I think fakes are awful). If a wo... : mactu
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    but what if he wants some big boobies swinging in his face instead : spector
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      i think the risks overthrow the selfishness of just wanting your wife to have big boobs. : SPAZER
      • more than likely, it's her idea and not his. : edgewise
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  Anything more than a handful is just too much. : wunderbred
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    Have you ever had more than a handfull? : Twitched
    • I doubt he's even had that. : sysmanager
    • Whoosh! whats that sound? The sound of a pop culture reference going over your head! Even funnier, you d... : crazywigga
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  More than a handful goes to waste. : tedv
  • that's why God gave us two hands! : BenMurphy
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  Ask her to sign a legal agreement not to cheat on you/leave you once the operation is complete. Have it ... : spl
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    If you need that for your wife than it's only a matter of time anyway. : Ben Barker
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      not every woman who wants boob surgury is a hobag. women feel about their breasts the way we men feel ... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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        And then they take that boosted self-esteem and self-image and gain enough confidence to find a man bette... : spl
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          no, they don't. if they have no self-esteem to begin with, no amount of improvment can change dramatical... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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            Killcreek, need I say more? (Ok, maybe an exception, heh) : Calhobbes
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              killcreek and romero are not your everyday people. : ^-SeaWolf-^
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                Then WTF are they doing in my backyard? : mindfuck
                • plowing your sirtbox : The Enemy Within
      • well put. : edgewise
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        Yeah, I know. But if you are so distrustful of your spouse, and probably equally as distrusted, that you ... : Ben Barker
        • well that wasn't really meant to be a reply to you specifically i suppose... but it kinda fit so i didn't... : ^-SeaWolf-^
    • People cannot be trusted. If two ugly people got together and suddenly one of them was much more attra... : spl
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    I understand what you are saying but we are beyond that . . . : fuzzydamnit
    • I just hate for people to go through shit like that. If I was married and was in this situation I would ... : spl
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  Thanks for all your input . . . just want to comment on a few things This was her idea . . . I am ent... : fuzzydamnit
  • what isn't the duct tape for? : diehlr
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    but you did read the risks..right? : SPAZER
    • WE have been yes and will continue too thanks : fuzzydamnit
  • I think the duct tape is to help with the sagging :p : halfway
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  99% of women who get breast implants have them removed later on. Seriously, how many women aged 55+ have... : TwiLyght
  • your silly statistics are made up old breast implants would leak and cause problems, plus how long hav... : halfway
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  what about those hormone therapy programs where it tricks your body into thinking its in puberty again or... : halfway
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    things sold on television infomercials at 4am generally do not work as advertised. : ^-SeaWolf-^
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      no not those, I thought there was some legitimate success with it though : halfway
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        heh oh. so there are actual hormone therapy programs available for? that's actually kinda neat. althoug... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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          i forget and a quick search didn't turn up much since there's so many bullshit scam things out there m... : halfway
          • well, it is interesting nonetheless. i would imagine she's not talking about the informercial shit :P : ^-SeaWolf-^
  • I have a friend whose wife's aunt owns some herbal store that has a product which supposedly increases so... : darktweed
• do it do it do it : featmucker
• just say no..you love her just the way she is : veggie
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  Breast implants are a nightmare. Unless your wife is a pron star, fashion model or Hooter's waitress faki... : Fred Garvin
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    http://www.kariwuhrer.net/glamourmag.html : Fred Garvin
    • Harsh, but I can see what she means. Her breasts have been one upping her acting for quite a while. : crazywigga
• Jenna Jameson's are GREAT. Best pr0n star job ever. : Downforce
• NOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo One of the most foolish things to do in my opinion Then again, tha... : thief
• 1. I think it's a bad idea, but it's her decision, not mine. 2. So many boob jobs look really bad. I ... : edlin
• tell her to put socks under them. : electric_monk
• My woman is pretty small in the chest, but there's no way I'd ever want her to get implants. Fuck that n... : declspec
• My wife got a boob job about 5 years ago. She loves them and hasn't had any problems. She was a B after... : xocsida

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• thanks for the games! : jidar
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  let me guess, M$ bought you out. : fragasm
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    MS couldn't buy me out for all the money in the world. : Ryoko
    • how about for this much $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ : skold
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  You will be back for the next Metroid. They all do :) : MarksmanX
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    <evil Japanese laugh> : Merconium
    • <kojima>New jobs! ahahah! NEW JOBS!</kojima> : KungFuKenobi
  • No, I work(ed) for Nintendo. : Ryoko
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  reason? : ventro
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    Time to move on. I'll be finishing school in the not too distant future. : Ryoko
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      so you were a playtester? : ventro
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        I'd never work as a playtester. It ruins the games for you. If you all want to know what I did, think ... : Ryoko
        • cleaning toilets : Utopia
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          testing, dude. : johnny appleseid
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            Even though I just got through saying I'd never work as a tester. Do you ride on the short bus? : Ryoko
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              testing toilets? : jrsX
              • hahahahah, my dream job : cygnus
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              digipen interns do playtesting. You brought it up. I don't know why you're trying to be so secretive. : johnny appleseid
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                Because quite frankly, it's no one's business on a website what I do. Digipen interns don't do playtestin... : Ryoko
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                  you suffer from Optimus Prime disease. you give us information but don't follow up on it...instead you j... : cygnus
                  • That, and mentioning you work(ed) at a major game company then get pissy when people are curious what you... : Twztd
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                  simma da na! You brought it on yourself. If you didn't want people to be interested in what you do, you... : johnny appleseid
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                    "Digipen interns/co-ops do indeed do testing, and if you go to digipen and you're working for Nintendo yo : Ryoko
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                      You:It's not an internship if you were working as a tester. You: I'm not an intern. : johnny appleseid
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                        And these statements conflict how? Is your logic that somehow if the job isn't an internship, and being a... : Ryoko
                        • I made no conclusion. But I do think you were a tester. FWIW, I'm sorry I replied to you the first time... : johnny appleseid
                  • WHATS DONNA SUMMERS NAME BACKWARDS BIZZATCH? : arizona bay
                • Someone woke up on the bitchy side of the bed today! : crazywigga
        • programming the background trees green in Pokemon Super Special Gold Xtreme Edition? : slax0r
• Cleaning toilets for Sony now? : V0lk
• will you at least tell us what you did? : nyranger66
• So what did you do anyways? Clean toilets or playtest? : arizona bay
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  I really enjoy the abundance of cleaning toilet jokes. Really. : Ryoko
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    then maybe you should tell us what you did there :) : paganritual
    • (he means BESIDES cleaning toilets) ;) : KungFuKenobi
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    Well when you bring up at least one time a week that you work for Nintendo yet refuse to tell us what you... : arizona bay
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      jesus. you weren't kidding. "LOOK AT ME! I WORK FOR NINTENDO!!" http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/sear... : sucko
      • hehe, I just did the same search. : slax0r
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        hahah... now we'll get a lot of ...used to work for nintendo.... ....when working for Nintendo..... : indeego
        • Yeah, 41 posts out of 3000. Wow, that's all I ever talk about. And look at those posts, and how many actu... : Ryoko
    • http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/search.x?query=Andrew&db=current&user=arizona+bay&type=all&sortby=date : cygnus
  • Yeah? I think they're funny too! :D : wunderbred
  • what is this, 20 questions? : cygnus
  • You are an annoying little shit. : indeego
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  Kind of the way I felt when I bought a gamecube and compared it to the ps2 and Xbox. : Visceral Monkey
  • Horny? : patridiot
• Wow, now you'll have even more time to tell George his games suck. : ahk-med
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  I've had friends who've worked at Nintendo. They claim to have all left because the big N has a generally... : project13
  • Welcome to the video game industry unless you're at one of the powerhouses : Flawless Cowboy

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  that time i fucked my cousin. wait, no! shit! : kenmis
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    that time I fucked Kenmis' cousin. wait, no! shit! : prime8
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      that time i fucked prime8 fucking kenmis' cousin! wait, no! shit! : slax0r
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        crap! that was you!?! : prime8
        • i'm everywhere focker : slax0r
    • that time I thought about prime8 fucking kinmis' cousin. wait, no! shit! : onyx
  • kissin cousins! : dra.
  • that was freakin hilarious. good times. : the_doctor
  • Dude, you fucked your cousin? : xocsida
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  Fantasizing about all the girls I would never get to touch. : darktweed
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    now they're all fat preggos right? : gegtik
    • I don't know. I haven't seen any of them in years. : darktweed
    • One that gave me wet dreams got her degree early and is working for the NY Times and is making $65,000 :< : rosewood
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  blowjob in the boiler room : patridiot
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    Did he enjoy it? : Kaiser
    • hahah, these never get old : teh snail
    • MASS ROFL : valiance
    • COMEDY GOLD : patdoody
• Getting drunk in Cancun with the spanish club :) : skynet
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  When I was 17 I got piss drunk and got a friend to drop me off at my sisters apartment, my sister wasn't ... : smdever
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    well the rest as they say is history Those are the words of a man that couldn't get it up. : darktweed
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      Ha!!! I don't remember much of it, she wouldn't even look me in the eye after that night though :| : smdever
      • you musta plowed it then and she didn't like the tractor ride. : MuaaSan
  • shhht...he wasn't talking about first gehy experience. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Hehe were you going there looking for your sister? : riptyde
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  Having the hottest girl in school as my best friend. : Silent Wolf
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    sorry dude :( : gegtik
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      no no, it was good she was cool as hell...she liked me..but i've been with my fiancee since I was 14 ;) : Silent Wolf
      • the hot chick gets it. NERD REVENGE! : burningpantsman
    • Being friends with one hot chick potentially introduces all of her hot friends. They travel in packs you... : DinK
• going to class about twice a week. The rest of the week I hung out with friends in other rooms under the ... : radicus
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  I was a small twirp my freshman year. I remember 2 things distinctly: - Almost getting my head flushed... : Odoyle
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    What? A compass? : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      those things you use to draw circles that have a pencil at one end and a very sharp pointy piece of metal... : slax0r
      • Oh that compass... funny because I stabbed a friend of mine in his hand with a compass, too. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  My friend used to stab me with pencils and in return id put his books up on a high shelf where he couldnt... : radicus
  • I set my hair on fire once. It was during a candlelight x-mas eve service at church. :D : Degenerate
  • we use to rub the wooden rulers with the metal edge up and down on our shoe for a good well until it got ... : swoopx
• The time when we all got drunk at lunch and went to german class like a true german. Then there was the ... : Blackdawgg
• Um.. well we sorta semi started a Mosh Pit once during assembly. The cheerleaders asked everyone to come ... : jidar
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  Going to lunch with mah crew! : Scotty22
  • you werent liked in high school...were you. hehe i kid, i kid : Silent Wolf
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  My freshman year I almost drowned in PE swimming. : arizona bay
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    u said u almst drowned in pee lolomg : busdriver3030
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      PE is physical education you cockass. : arizona bay
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        well no shit, n'sync lover! i was being silly >:( : busdriver3030
        • no u : Ripley
• skipping entire days and going to bourbon st. :P : industro
• Graduating, so I didn't have to go back to that dump. : Syixxs
• getting high with my friends and skipping school and when we went to school having tons of fun while we w... : hodapp1234
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  Guy was making fun of me in the hall on a bad day. So I spun around, grabbed his neck, slammed his head ... : spl
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    Heh, I had a similar fun time. Annoying kid was stepping on my heels while we were all heading back from... : DinK
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      My school had a zero tolerance policy on fighting. Anyone involved in a fight even if they didn't start i... : diehlr
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        they get arrested here : phobium
        • Arrested wtf? Unless you're totally intent on killing the guy the most they'll give you is a 3 day suspen... : Blackdawgg
      • Mine did too. Luckily I had some pull with administration... : spl
    • Oh damn, that should be on the tard blog, LOLOLOL : Da Username J00 Want
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      Shoving is so lame =(. Just punch him inna face less chance he might actually hit you : Blackdawgg
      • Maybe I didn't describe it well, he was much smaller than me, and was an annoying shit who wasn't going t... : DinK
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  humm the only one that stands out in my mind was the time in grade 9 where i was harassed and constantly ... : -=kodiak=-
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    Did you really beat the shit out of them or was it more like "I pushed one guy into the wall, I pinched t... : arizona bay
    • gave him a mouthful of blood to choke on the other 2 guys didnt do shit... they were just standing there... : -=kodiak=-
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    a day like that would make me feel good for decades. : edgewise
    • This man speaks the truth. : MuaaSan
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  Knocking out a guy with one punch in the gym locker room in 8th grade. He had tormented me since the 1st ... : zohar79
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    were the other fights with friends of the first guy you hit? : MuaaSan
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      No, three just happened because people wanted to make a name for themselves. "hey, let's jump on the big... : zohar79
      • *fight club!* : arizona bay
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  one jock asshole had been messing with me for a while. one day i got fed up with it. i was having an argu... : Dante
  • Teachers/coaches sometimes know when to look the other way. Happened to me a few times. : zohar79
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  bus rides back from CC meets. : hatelull
  • yea, those were good memories for me. the ppl in CC were always really cool, knew how to have a good tim... : cygnus
• graduation : majorFracture
• Anatomy class. We dissected a cat for the last 2 months of senior year. Me and my partner (we still do la... : elosorojo
• Three words: Flaming. Nerf. Ball. In Physics 12, our teacher brought in his potato gun and we were usi... : timmie
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  this kid put a liquid nitrogen cooled candy cane into his mouth. from the tube to the floor to his mou... : thekidd
  • OW. What happened after that? : stump
• The prom, which turned out to be the worst decision in my life to go out with the girl (who later became ... : mofo
• Science class, teacher obviously stopped caring years ago. We were taking a test and she had 2 versions o... : Chunks
• getting expelled stands out pretty well for me : swoopx
• Getting laid. : usurpah
• Going to a Yankee game with my friends instead of the senior prom : nyranger66
• getting piss drunk in the locker room before baseball practice too.. : swoopx
• Getting laid. : V0lk
• hmm..i didnt have much fun at HS that i remember. i remember i made my best friend cry in the middle of g... : X-GOUKI
• Getting interrogated and then getting 5 days of in-school suspension for getting the local admin password... : StuMan1337
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  i didn't sleep much in HS, and a few times teachers sent me to the office because they thought I was ston... : cygnus
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    i also lived really close to my High school. so whenever i wanted to skip, or was late for a class.. i'd... : cygnus
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      OH, and finally. Reading the ShugaShack & other webpages at school all day. was on the 'tech support' t... : cygnus
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        you replied to your own post : dromos
        • Twice : bRAINsick
        • yea, i was remembering stuff at will. : cygnus
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  Trying to blow up the bell tower outside the office and managing only to break all the windows. : dognose
  • whoa, story? : DinK
• hmm... making bad boot disks that formatted the hdd's of those ibm ps2's na... band class.... hmmm clos... : locobastard
• high school soccer sectionals. we out shot them 43-8 and lost in penalty kicks. we were supposed to mak... : ibrokn
• we had an experiment where we got to burn different fuels for some reason or another.. like hexane and st... : patdoody
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  one day in gym class we were all in the weight room. small room, maybe 10x10. we're all sitting along the... : skold
  • embarrasing x240985203 : sanchez
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  Being called into the office by the actual Principal (non of this vice-prinicpal bullshit) about my "recr : BaBOon
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    yeh that sounds like a barrel of laughs. : patdoody
    • Sorry, we can't all have fight stories. : BaBOon
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  In my freshman year, the big thing was to turn one of the library computer's volume up to maximum, and th... : gregorybrown
  • hampsterdance terrorist! : cygnus
• Droping the spring of a pen into the outlet in bio class My response "Woah that sparked" : rosewood
• Getting laid. : Phreakin
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  My senior year, I was an art credit short of graduating (I was told my orchestra work would work for it -... : Deathlove
  • pepsi is better : skold
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  not getting laid. : vodor
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    Losar! : BaBOon
    • not a personal attack, just a play on WINNAR!!!...I didn't get laid in HS either :( : BaBOon
• Hm. I have many. The time I had a brick thrown at me that just missed me by an inch comes close. The time... : darkling
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6517385 : grifter