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• Very cool! : 5150 Joker
• Oldie but goldie, tsek it... : SlamDunk
• Bahahahaha! Thats fucking great! :) : tachck
• lol.. thats awesome! :D : Shadowdane
• i just realized that looks like something that would happen in GTA3. : das_runt

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  You seek co-op. ;) : Flawless Cowboy
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    i know..but a good subsitute would work too :( , damn halo...damn halo for spoiling me. : Silent Wolf
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      If it's any consolation, there's a team of a few people creating an entirely co-op mod for D3 when it com... : Flawless Cowboy
      • this sounds like it could be good stuff. : Former_HPB
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        Mods that are started before the game comes out never materialize : eghartman
        • <nods> Most mods don't have the professionalism that we have backing it. ;) : Flawless Cowboy
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  I always thought the Marine AI in Halo was really well done. It always worked better with me than any oth... : The_Janitor
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    you must have some crappy friends :D : Silent Wolf
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      AI partners, numbskull@! : The_Janitor
      • sry, im lacking coffee and i think i brain my damage... : Silent Wolf
• i can't leave without my buddy superfly! : patdoody
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  the problem is, if they were too good, why would you be there at all? the game could just play itself as ... : El Guapo
  • that would be soooo sweet.... : Silent Wolf
  • You're confusing the issue. Good AI doesn't necessarily mean "skilled AI". It just means it does a very g... : bringer
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  Well, 1 of 2 things has to happen. People have to accept less eye candy, which is not going to happen. Or... : Fred Garvin
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    I think they could do good ai with good graphics, it just takes a little time. Im sure we will see some g : Silent Wolf
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      You'd be surprised how little CPU time goes into AI. Give it a couple years and it will get better. : Fred Garvin
      • Yep. The graphics side to things will plateau shortly once Doom3 calibur engines become the norm. People ... : Flawless Cowboy
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        I read an article a few years ago and the state of AI THEN was that it had about 15-20% of the CPU which ... : Sebastian Sylvan
        • You wish. Sure GPUs offload a lot of the work, but then people just expect more flash. I think FC is righ... : Fred Garvin
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  rouge hero? is he french? oh, you mean ROGUE hero, jesus nobody can spell that word : cigam
  • hehe, I was thinking the same thing and was about to do ATTN..... : awoihjaweohr
  • nope, but i can spell ANAL. : Silent Wolf
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  games need more bump-mapped crates and boobs with better AI and jiggle physics. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Inverse-Nipplematics (tm) : Flawless Cowboy
• what'd happen, see, is the dolt wouldn't know how to fire back, yet he'd dash off into the crossfire, dep... : karl hungus

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  Oh and I love movies, dont get me wrong, but when I catch clips of those shows on CNN, I want to vommit : rosewood
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    You are not alone, I feel the same way. : Tissen
    • I feel love : rosewood

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  dammit, it never fails, just when i finish with uploading the pics FP shows up. : Dante
  • repost then, i laughed when i saw it :) : Unleashed
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  wont he like run outside in the rain at some point and it will like go soggy? : Unleashed
  • it's not raining here. and no, he doesn't go outside without me. : Dante

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• yea sure, post it. : personaljesus
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  http://www.psplus.alucard.cc/phoenix/html/modules.php?op=modload&name=Reviews&file=index&req=showcontent&... : moe6
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    that was a great read. thanks. what's with the background and font color/size? : personaljesus
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      seriously that hurts the eyes : Utopia
      • lol, don't blame me, I just joined the team not too long ago. we've got a new layout coming out to addres... : moe6
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    can it get any less visible, i wondered? yes it can!! http://68.104.44.136:8080/review.html : karl hungus
    • i could've read it without the background loaded. That background's gonna mess up alot of people :P : moe6
• whoa... put it in a font size humans can read. try 10 or 12 at least. : edgewise
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  that grammar melted my brain : multisync
  • give the guy a break. it is not the declaration of Iraqi weapons program document. : personaljesus

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  did you have any problem with the RMA? i love newegg, its the only place i order from, just curious how t... : clain
  • Yeah, my only problem was that they received the dead motherboard LAST Thursday and it took them nearly a... : fatman
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    I had to RMA a mobo, sent it back on a Tuesday, had the replacement Monday. : DKo5
    • One time i sent my dell laptop to be fixed back to dell it was picked up in the morning and was back the ... : pigz
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  HeeHee. I am in the exact same boat. I have a Mobo from NewEgg, PC2700 from Crucial and a Thermalright SK... : |Username|
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    Yeah, but you have to pay extra for it, and newegg doesn't do it. : zohar79
    • Ahhh. Too bad. : |Username|
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    FedEx in my area DOES deliver on Saturdays. That is the day that the dead mobo (+RAM, HSF, CPU, PSU, Vide... : fatman
    • *crosses fingers* : |Username|

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• there is a Kikkoman plant right down the street from where I work. : fragasm
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  Yeah! I was at Safeway yesterday and there was this big Kikkoman display in the middle of the aisle! Th... : Vantage
  • hehe yeah, I couldn't help but smile when spotting the truck... I didn't know they existed here in German... : Mad Brahmin Disease

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• She'd be semi-attractive if you cut off her head. : xocsida
• She looked so much better before. : skynet
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  her nose looks different. : SPAZER
  • Maybe she got a discount on the whole deal : -TKF-
• Wow. I didn't realize how much she's changed. For the worse. : Trilinear
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  while in all likelihood she probably did get a boob job, sometimes nature really does play funny tricks o... : ghale
  • That's beautiful man....sniff. I love nature. : xocsida
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    That's a beautiful story. : nomaad
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      yeah, he wasn't too happy about it. : ghale
      • MAHAHAHAHA : c0bra
      • hahahahaha : SPAZER
      • CLASSIC : nomaad
      • Bob had bitch-tits? : xocsida
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        I kid, I kid. It's a true story that happened to a female friend. : ghale
        • that was f'n funny though bro.. gg : ScoobySnack
      • roofles : Mad Brahmin Disease
      • good one : urbansling
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    they can't feel very nice. : moshman
    • they felt good to me. : ghale
• They look like highway on ramps :/ : pigz
• She looked so beautiful before. >:( : mofo
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  who be she?! : GeordishBDrunk
  • Mariah Carey yo! : hodapp1234
• She looks like a chipmunk in the second one. : thekidd
• She's always had huge knockers. Just look at some pics from the early 1990s. : TwiLyght
• tits are huge! LOL!! Xbox'd!! sorry... : Fredrik S

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• first, use fdisk to download aol. then... : karl hungus

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  eh? No one here has sexual problems. If you don't have sex, there's no problem. : ghale
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    why the hell not, how about this one: Shackers I need help. My hand doesn't love me anymore. I suspect... : personaljesus
    • Need more input, PICS & DIVX please. : iamgoat
• I got married. : BulletPro
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  The problem is I have no girl to have sex with :/ : Blackdawgg
  • There are options. : Mad Brahmin Disease

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  I woke up at 7:00 AM this morning without any alarm because I could not sleep. I went to bed at 12 AM and... : mofo
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    thats not good :( though you might be extra sleepy tonight, which is always fun. :D : tomservo
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      My whole sleep cycle is fucked up because of this no job thing. Hopefully things return to normal soon. :... : mofo
      • Yea i fucked up mine for a while too. : hodapp1234

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  you played much more of orta? : Turd Ferguson
  • i've got the pandora's box about a third opened. i've beaten easy and three of ten levels of normal. ... : karl hungus
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  Don't make me buy Saga for some insane price. :( : Flawless Cowboy
  • it's pretty cool. really unique. : karl hungus

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• Mt. Washington. NH. 10 degrees Farenheit 80 MPH winds. I don't know what that is in wind chill. it was fu... : awoihjaweohr
• Hottest: 114 F driving through Death Valley in a bus with no A/C Coldest: Unsure, but I think below 0 F ... : slax0r
• -40 C(-40F), at mount tremblant, i dont know what the windchill was but it was one run down the hill and ... : sweat
• With the windchill one day it was -80F in Chicago. Hottest for me was in Las Vegas at 120F : Chod
• coldest: Cannon Mt. -25 degrees with big winds. Windchill was like -125. Hottest: not sure, but most like... : Former_HPB
• I can't remember specifics, but I was in Death Valley when it was up around 115. The visitor's center cla... : Caboose
• Hottest: 110F & ~70% Humidity... during residence hall check-in two years ago. I had to run from one side... : fatman
• Hottest was mid-July '95, Chicago, hit 106, heat index around 130. Coldest was January 22, '9..2? '91? -... : Deathlove
• coldest: -35C [-55C with wind] that was snowbaording oneday. at a local hill. if you had any skin exposed... : impact
• absolute zero, and 100 million Kelvin : gegtik
• Pouring a concrete pool, in Memphis, TN. Temp was 105 F. Humidity was 99%. Heat index was 127. Of course ... : Fyunch Click
• Hottest was about 106F with 100% humidity. About twice a week during the summer, it will rain for about 5... : zohar79
• Coldest I've ever been was when I got stuck on a ski lift in a blizzard at Falls Creek. Temps apparently ... : ghale
• Stuck at the Verazzano bridge toll last July for 45 minutes during the heatwave. No official temperature ... : |Username|

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• THOSE MUST BE THE STRONGEST MIDGITS ON EARTH : archon
• hah! well done! : KungFuKenobi
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  awesome Chuck Noris midget in the front on the left! : street crazy
  • lol : esmokah
• perfect. ab-so-lute-ley perfect. : wunderbred
• lol real. heh : celerity
• LMAO when am i gonna get sick of these jokes. keep em coming. : junkstyle
• LOL!, its funny how stupid some peopole on the shack are! : ease_one
• haha classic. : tension
• I think I saw one of them in a flick once... : mofo
• very nice, lol : Silent1
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  http://www.usol.com/~hofer/hadtobedone.jpg from http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6467378 : SlamDunk
  • HAHA, that's awesome! : chuk
• hahahaha. thats bad ass. : hodapp1234

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• hehe i've got an issue of maxim with that pic in it :P : moe6
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  http://www.princeton.edu/~dankorn/kerr-golf-trophy.jpg : Caboose
  • thanks :) : edgewise
  • shes alright looking :) : Unleashed
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  weren't you taking a shit? : personaljesus
  • I get fiber in my diet. I poop fast. : edgewise

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• Play CS1.6 (if it's released). : Flawless Cowboy
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  GET.LAID. : ctlaltl33t
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    why would I want this? : thekidd
    • Don't listen to him. : iamgoat
• Beer + _\|/_ + girls : hodapp1234
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  work on changing your "geek" look : prime8
  • I'm looking for an "out" but I can't find one :( : thekidd

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• she has gargantuan natural boobies : cygnus
• But you'd have to put up with her Political rantings. Why don't actors and actresses just STFU! : Former_HPB

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  sucks to beld up b/c of a fan : clain
  • err...held up : clain
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  Volcano 9+ : jjlaw
  • http://www.plycon.com/cpuc/thermaltakecpu.htm : jjlaw
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  zalman flower cooler : eghartman
  • ^^^ get this if you want something quiet. after living with a delta fan i now buy whatever is the quietes... : foof
• Thermalright SLK-800. Best bang for the buck. : Fyunch Click
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  Excellent. Thanks guys. :) After reading, Volcano 9 it is. : xakmalice
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    you will like this fan... they cool both my Athlong 2700's : prime8
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      -g : prime8
      • Nah, it was a freudian slip, wasn't it? my Athlong is hard : nomaad
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    nooooo, they state no noice db for that (atleast i didn't see them) make sure it's silent ! : BigT
    • ah sorry, it's 17-34 db not that bad... around 20-25 db should be your target (unless you do some seriou... : BigT
• as silent as possible, zaalman makes nice ones and so are others, just remember padwan that *silent* is i... : BigT

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  no luv for vcr? : multisync
  • only if they're betamax. vhs is inferior. : slax0r
  • die vcr die : fragasm
  • BETA - FUCKING - MAX > vhs : personaljesus

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  bring back Family Guy!! : sikander
  • OMG YES! stupid FOX : OverBurN
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  nah... it may not be as consistently funny as days of olde, but its definitely no Penny Arcade. As long a... : zyklonbee
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    You're comparing a half-hour cartoon to a 3-panel internet comic? : TwiLyght
    • I mean cmon, anytime the simpsons is mentioned people go on like it's horribly unfunny, like current-SNL ... : zyklonbee
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    says you. penny arcade is one of the few consistently funny web comics out there. : slax0r
    • Please never post again. : Former_HPB
    • to laugh at or laugh with? : zyklonbee
    • Along with Something Positive :) : tachck
    • i agree with you slax0r. : king_darius
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      it's not consistently funny but it's sometimes funny and the rants are always funny. : Sexpansion Pack
      • i read it for the rants. the comic is just a minor part of the whole. : karl hungus
      • agreed about the rants. tycho's a great writer. : slax0r
• agreed. the only people who enjoy the new ones haven't seen the old ones they're ripping off (badly) now : El Guapo
• Their last few episodes were pretty good. : Portax
• Ugh - and yet they cancell Futurama, an original, funny show that could have gone on for many more entert... : tachck
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  "King of the Hill," meanwhile, has "aided in the branding of our network as the only broadcaster that's b : slax0r
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    King of The Hill is bad ass. Probably my 2nd favortie show on tv after The Shield. : hodapp1234
    • I like KotH too, but given the choice, I'd rather have Family Guy and Futurama on. : slax0r
• The horse's corpse is now just a pile of dust. : Fred Garvin
• Last weeks episode "The Dad who knew to little" was one of the funniest I've ever seen. When flanders ma... : Cpt. Baseballbat
• Only the good die young, the evil fucking lives forever. : Deathlove
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  Hell no, keep it alive! It's 100x better than all the other CRAP on television nowadays. :) : Kayn
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    what about aqua teen hunger force?! : foof
    • There are exceptions. :) : Kayn
• any network that has a prize winning show like that would never ever cancel it, even if they personally h... : industro

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  twins!? : Blackdawgg
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    Negative :( : lordlobo
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      any cheerleader : Blackdawgg
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        Small Asian Girl returns : lordlobo
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          please please please please be naked : jedi_27
          • Negative :( : lordlobo
    • goatse? : skynet
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  Reader questions was the longest part of the show too...wow : lordlobo
  • thats because I skynet, dg3nr8 had a lot of high quality questions! : jedi_27
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    i hope the sound is better than the first one... i couldnt understand a thing you guys said. : synaptic revolt
    • You missed the 2nd one.. it got better : TK-421
• Woo.. Super Bowl Prediction still stands.. Bucs vs Titans : TK-421

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  why not just design these hot components to not melt at the temps they reach, and turn them into a little... : sweat
  • i read somewhere that modern processors are actually significantly more efficient at converting electrici... : karl hungus
• Don't assume that PC components of the future will generate heat. I think the work happening in fiber-op... : jimmy-buffett
• probably not for a long time. New techniques will crop up for minor improvements in cooling technology, b... : ghale

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  Johnny Cash did a cover of NIN? : zohar79
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6487881 : BigT

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• When she bent over...ROVER TOOK OVER!!!!!!! : b00tsauce
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  Then she realized the dog was a construct of her powerful Scientology enhanced mind. : Fyunch Click
  • and then the poor dog had none! : gegtik

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  lol, love that song. : Flinz
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    I hope you've heard the extended 7 minute version. : awoihjaweohr
    • ftp://mp3:mp3@207.172.137.75:2187/holding%20tank%20(unsorted)/yattaremix.mp3 : beastrabban
• OHIO!!!!! : beastrabban
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  http://www.verylowsodium.com/fanimutation/exuberance.php : chuk
  • Still funny as hell. : awoihjaweohr

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  Newegg'd ? : Phil
  • Just the case and power supply. I found the rest cheaper at M-Star. : xakmalice
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6428646 : clain
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  shoulda got some more power.. it couldn't have hurt : ScoobySnack
  • especially with all the drives : ScoobySnack
  • that's why I went with the Antec 1080 soho. Comes with a nice 400w power supply. Nice case too. Easy to w... : Former_HPB
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    Good point. Maybe I'll pick up a 400 and RMA this one. Thx. :) : xakmalice
    • i bought an Enermax 431W : clain
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    Let's say that all the components in your system use a max potential total of ~280watts and you have abso... : TwiLyght
    • This man speaketh the truth. 350W would be the MAX any regular gamer/desktop system would need. : DKo5
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  that's precisely the computer I was going to build (mobo, cpu, ram). you have good taste ;) : -Panther-
  • OMG WE'RE LIKE TWINS! :) : xakmalice