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  whenever someone says 'ripped' a certain picture of a man comes to mind : skold
  • http://goatse.cx/contrib/goatman.mp3 : Magitek
  • When I hear "ripped" I think Brockett 99. "Brought to you by.... Lysol-l-l-l-l-l" : Kiriakos
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  ripped usually pertains to muscles, not endurance. : dra.
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    but running burns fat, and no fat = ripped. : patdoody
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      no fat + muscle == ripped : dra.
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        I'm going to get ripped too... but it does not involve exercise. : su007
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          anal expansion : dra.
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            Naa... did that yesterday. : su007
            • you're going to split your penis in half : dra.
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      not true..you still need to get the muscles :-p : TheTick
      • well you will still get a 6 pack with low body fat without working out.. and 6 pack = ripped to me. : patdoody
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      no fat is CUT, body builders get "ripped" then they get "cut" they get big, then they get toned. rippe... : Turd Ferguson
      • Too many buzz words...my head hurts now. : Don Vito Corleone
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  how far do you run ? : jedi_27
  • not very. takes about 25 minutes : lacker
• go muscly man! : aveil
• I'm to fat/lazy to run.. or walk. : The 404
• ripped in teh dirtbox? : paganritual
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  Do you go road running or head to the gym? : zerologik
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    road running. i suck t the gym thing. : lacker
    • meep!meep! : andromeda
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  if its easy then run more i reckon : filthysock
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    It's so easy Happy go, oh, lucky We are the wad of dough We didn't eat QQQQSSSS : Magitek
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      IDDQD : slammy
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        IDSPISPOPD (run threw walls, NOW!) : iamgoat
        • And through them too! : iamgoat
• I'm going to go running in a little bit. And I have volleyball class tonight as well. Yeah! : mofo

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• http://home7.swipnet.se/~w-72891/CanadianClub/CCbilder/molson-canadian-i-am.mov : MuaaSan

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  Dg3, what's your take on Shackmessages? lol? : Odoyle
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    Odoyle, I dont really have a take on them. Whats yours? : Degenerate
    • I filter everyone except Maarten : tomservo
    • Boys, U 2 get a rooms. lolgg? : Phil
• what are you asking him ? if he likes soccer games on the XBOX ? or if he like to play soccer on top of ... : jedi_27
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  which game? i've played espn mls extra time 2002, and it's pretty good stuff. kicks the shit out of fif... : pupismyname
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    are any of these games online over the consoles ? : jedi_27
    • i don't know. : pupismyname
• wait for Winning Eleven, aka Pro Evolution Soccer for the PS2... it comes out in the US in march. : TPSReport

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• Ive seen this post before : rosewood

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  *************** SPOILERS ****************** game/story: good game, good storyline. even having played : Dante
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    oh yeah, gallery 4 impressions! you get gallery 4 for 100%-ing the items. it was really interesting to... : Dante
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      well, you do know that the first Japanese designed sketches in gallery 4 was for Samus's new fusion suit ... : sevogajre
      • ah-ha! that explains a bunch. i don't have a gba or a link cable or fusion, so i don't think i'll be gett... : Dante
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  arghh I'm at 98%!! : kwatters
  • just so you know, someone earlier posted that there's a sort of bug in the game where the phazon suit and : Dante
• I'm at 45% and loving every second of it : opengl128
• *bump* for all the peeps finishing the AA game. yeah, i'm selfish. : Dante
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  Good review. Agreed on most counts, but I really did enjoy all of the music (except for the Chozo ghost t... : foster789
  • you're right, that one does stick out as annoying as fuck. although so are the chozo ghosts, so it fits. : Dante
• i'm gonna bump this for the morning/day people. i was hoping Jack would see the hearty congratulations. : Dante
• I only got to like...69%, upon finishing the game. Any tips on finding the other 31%?? Btw, how do you : Talavaeniere

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  Get a Mac. lolzolzolzozlzozlolzolz : andromeda
  • OMG TEH IRONAY : nomaad
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  RMA the board. : Fyunch Click
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    ... Any suggestions that fix it in two easy stages? : Toraz Chryx
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      http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore.woa/57/wo/df3BHDDd7Ke52TQgap6GlRpdISk/1.3.0.3 : andromeda
      • Subtotal $4,326.00 sigh :( : xakmalice
      • Do it properly damnit http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore.woa/57/wo/df3BHDDd7Ke5... : Toraz Chryx
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  Output jacks flaky? any way to convert over to SPDIF to test? I'll assume it's under Windows XP, and y... : Downforce
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    It's already connected via SPDIF :) and yeah, under WinXP 1001.g bios 1.16 Nforce drivers from Asus ... : Toraz Chryx
    • Have you tried connecting it normally? : nomaad
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      hmmm! how about revert back to the stereo F-jack? could be the opposite, the SPDIF connection is crappy? ... : Downforce
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        the SPDIF connection is crappy? It's the ribbon interface to a motherboard header style the SPDIF outp... : Toraz Chryx
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          Ahhh, didn't know that. Don't have NForce experience yet, the Asus P4PE has that type of SPDIF, need to u... : Downforce
          • the PCs know it, and won't operate at top performance while you are nearby fuckers! I knew it! thi... : Toraz Chryx

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  America's Army, foolio. : bringer
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    I really wanted to like that game, but the pace is just too slow. : jidar
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      Some of the newer maps are faster paced, but it's never going to be as spastic as SOF or CS. It's definat... : bringer
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        slow? you're playing with the wrong people then. Most of the games on ashkies heat up real fast and get ... : twostar
        • Fast is relative, and with that in mind there aren't many FPS games slower paced than AA. I played for ab... : jidar
• my game is better than your game! : IcomeINpeace

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  Wait until it's been room temperature for a few hours. No more worry : Draugluin
  • hell, I would give it a day or two. : xvdl
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  As long a it wasn't in standing water at any point ity should be fine. I would wait for it to warm up to ... : Fyunch Click
  • yeah, the thermal expansion may cause problems if part of it is really cold while another part heats up. : twostar
  • I always do just to be safe. Just curious about the condensation..it's nice and warm in my home. : IcomeINpeace
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  I don't think you need to worry about it. Freezing a HDD can actually help in recovering data from a fail... : bringer
  • I've done this, no joke : Draugluin
  • Whoa! I did not know that! Duly noted. Thank you, sir. : nomaad
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    yup done this a few times but I know that drive is going in the dumpster right after I do it so no worrie... : IcomeINpeace
    • I'm not sure if they are vacuum sealed, but if you keep it in a warm (and dry, obviously) place for a day... : nomaad
• Let it reach room temperature. As for the freezing HDD bit, that's only a last ditch attempt, as it's re... : PantherX
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  Stick it in the microwave to warm it up. : iamgoat
  • oooohhhh. Good idea. : Former_HPB
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  Let me word this a little better :( a) are hard drives vacuum sealed? b) is it possible for condensta... : IcomeINpeace
  • A) I don't know. B) I don't know. : iamgoat
  • a) Don't believe so, I seem to remember seeing a fliter over a hole to the outside on one of the HDDs I t... : twostar
  • Well, I opened one the other day (it was dead) and there was a definite *sphlog* dound. If that helps... ... : nomaad
  • http://hdd.fujitsu.com/global/tips/users/c03_e.html#3-2 :) : IcomeINpeace

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• I'll be watching! : aggressor
• Tiff is uber-hot. Too bad they are only airing oldie episodes here. :( : kabex
• Tivo'd : smackythefrog
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  !!!!! someone plan ahead, and DIVX !@#!@$% : Downforce
  • +PICS : twostar

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• He was green. : skynet
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  I heard he went to Berkeley : jimmy-buffett
  • That place is dirty.... : tachck
• I saw "BRAGG'N BOUT JESUS!" in irritating AOL allcaps. : Entity
• I saw one that said "Kids you can't beat em" for an anti child abuse campaign, actually made me chuckle. ... : smackythefrog

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  why are you fixing laptops. Just stare at that customer service girl. : redfive
  • yeah, wtf? : Halen

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• I had that happen during on one computer. I just used the keyboard to get passed that one section. As s... : Furry Moist Avenger
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  funny loonix quote <shoo> heh i installed linux yesterday, used it for like 4 seconds and i was like "... : railchu
  • now you know why I view OSX as the only viable alternative to windows :) : Toraz Chryx
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  Ugh, it only gets worse. The mouse I was trying to install was a 2 button serial mouse. While running K... : ahk-med
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    Linux zealots don't use Mandrake. : insta
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      This is the truth. I have no idea what he's talking about in terms of configuration, as I've never seen ... : MoNsTeR
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        not 100.01%? : Kiriakos
        • UNPOSSIBLE : MoNsTeR
  • All of the 'hard' problems come from configuring X windows. This is the root of your problem. Your be... : lordlobo
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  www.microsoft.com/windows : bringer
  • http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb%3Ben-us%3B247804 : zyklonbee
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  switch to Redhat 8.0. I had that exact problem with Mandrake 9, didn't find a fix. : jasonepowell
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    Weird, I'v enever had an issue with Mandrake 9. Used USB, PS2 and serial meeces too. : Fyunch Click
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      I think Mandrake is a crapshoot. I know people who have never had problem one and people who have nothin... : jasonepowell
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        ^^^^ The truth. Mandrake is a crapshoot : jidar
        • that said, when everything works it's sweet as hell. : jidar
• don't use Mandrake. It lulls you into a false sense of security, and then when something goes wrong, *BA... : johnny appleseid

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• my fave chick EVAR : paganritual
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  After all these years? She's only 30 dude... : Vantage
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    I realize that, ive just seen her since i was like 10 or so..thats a long time to be in the spotlight imh... : Silent Wolf
    • dude, you're old. : dist0rti0n
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      Century = 100 years, slick. Decade = 10 years. ;) : ThomW
      • doh, i think i brain my damage. : Silent Wolf
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  You all realize she was a Prince "discovery" before she went off and did her own thing.. right? : beastrabban
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    Other than being cute, what did she do to get a star like status? All I know her from is some mtv show. : quietb0y
    • fucked Dennis Rodman : Old_Fart
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      MTV and playboy : moshman
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        she's doing battlebots, now. quite a slide down from playboy. she did baywatch too, didn't she? : smoy
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          woah, her real name was "Tara Leigh Patrick"? http://www.netglimse.com/celebs/bio/carmen_electra.shtml ... : smoy
          • porn actresses get their names to resemble movie stars by purpose : b00tsauce
    • Baywatch, no? : xvdl
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  haha i go to princeton, which is where she went to school, shes in the yearbook and has no boobs :) : street crazy
  • high school tht is! : urbansling

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  bring pictures and documents of whatever you are defending/prosectuing for. If you don't have this stuff... : redfive
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    only have a couple documents, most of it was word of mouth though. : stgdz
    • Word of mouth means nothing there unless you can get the other guy to admit that's what he said. Small c... : PantherX
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      if it's word of mouth then it's going to turn into a he said/she said situation and the one with the most... : redfive
      • Basically what happened is that the plantiff started a buisness and gave me a CC(never signed up for it o... : stgdz
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  watch any tv court show like Judge Judy or The People's Court and you'll see a small claims court. : MuaaSan
  • Judge Judy is entertainment, The People's Court is actually more realistic, but still entertainment. : xvdl
• oh yeah, sit in a session a week before and you'll know the flow of which it goes. You'll also see how o... : redfive

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  I wish I could go back to bed :( : tachck
  • i wish sleeping was like sexx0ring ... something you can do for pleasure, but dont HAVE to do all the tim... : paganritual
• Can't sleep. 8am. :( : kabex
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  /otto Don't call me STUPID /otto : beastrabban
  • ASSHOLE : paganritual

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• LOL FAT DUDE ON SOAP BOX : Odoyle
• I set it to 6 people. : MuaaSan
• fat guy in a little coooooooat : kanix
• hehe. That's pretty damn funny. : Former_HPB

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• Meet The Feebles : M.Eiri
• The Wedding... Singer? : fatbeaner
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  Unfaithful : dra.
  • bwaaahaahaa! : Former_HPB
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  I could then answer cuz I don't have a dick, but I'll be nice :) : aveil
  • but you get the idea.... : Jerry C
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  oh oh, you guys kill me!!!! : Jerry C
  • you were silly and asked the shack! ahahahaha : aveil
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  4 weddings and a funeral : patdoody
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    oh oh! my big fat greek wedding! : patdoody
    • i heard that was funny : Jerry C
• Cheating Wives 4 : Flawless Cowboy
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  Since you cannot drive across an ocean i'll say The wedding planner : Blackdawgg
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    Hovercraft : c0bra
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      he'll run out of gas! : Blackdawgg
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        solar : c0bra
        • clouds. : dra.
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          storms >:) : Blackdawgg
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            batteries : c0bra
            • he'll waste the juice powering his computar while surfing for porn : dra.
• Bachelor Party. A classic! : Former_HPB
• Maid in Manhattan : skynet
• Big Trouble. came out last year after being delayed by the 9/11 attacks. Actually pretty funny. : Fyunch Click
• Equilibrium. : geedeck
• Presumed Innocent : tachck
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  From a comedy point of view...The Whole Nine Yards was ok. Bruce Willis was pretty funny...just saw it l... : Don Vito Corleone
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    It also has Amanda Peet's boobies. : bringer
    • And boy, does Amanda Peet have boobies. : geedeck
• Very Bad Things : MuaaSan
• Strange Brew "Did it get warmer in here all of a sudden?" "I didn't notice anything" : Kiriakos
• 25th hour or narc or rounders or death to smoochy, or fight club, or the score, or heat, or american hist... : evil-cow
• Barbershop was a good movie. : riceremloh

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• a winner is you. : Magitek
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  TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!! : Halen
  • The Burninator : tachck
• oh my gosh informative +1 : boughton supreme
• Tromdooooor! : tachck
• that's a tasty strongbad! : geedeck
• LOL! Strongbad never disappoints. : ThomW
• fucking hilarious... I was just about to post this as well : prime8
• ahaha, excellent! : moshman
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  Best one in ages. I roofled! : gingerninja
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    agreed, it was fairly long and very entertaining. : Turd Ferguson
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      Stop talking about my penif. : xakmalice
      • 8~D ? : Turd Ferguson
• lol : skynet
• woah, that was actually pretty funny :) : Odoyle
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  And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! : Stormrider
  • Hehehe, the perfect capstone to the perfect strongbad :) : Vantage

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  scuba diving rocks! i got certified 3 years ago and my first real dive was down in the keys...awesome div... : mattfl
  • I saw a wreck in St Thomas over X-mas break, so bad ass : kanix
  • Cozumel has some awesome diving, I saw sharks, turtles and some huge OMG XBOX fish. And the water was li... : matrix
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  PADI Cert ? : kanix
  • We're following the NAUI Standards : Omaha
• I've been swimming since I was six but still can't get the hang of treading water. : TwiLyght

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  Level of education. A degree is something you earn with higher levels of education and can thus confuse t... : bringer
  • Ok thanks. : nomaad
• We Don't Need No : Draugluin

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  I'm looking at kiddy porn in memory of The Who : bringer
  • winner. : redfive
  • I roofled and I am still roofling. : Phil
  • HAHA, nice one. : b00tsauce
• stayin' alive .......stayin' alive : nurall
• listen to the pre-Saturday Night Fever stuff. it's much better : doc rock

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  I've started over four times and I still can't get a town that can make money. :| : Zibro
  • pick a city in a nice flat region. Build a power plant, not wind, your town will quickly out strip your ... : alcueso
• i got about 23000 in a town : alcueso
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  I'm over 60k population with almost $900k and no loans. Also, for those interested I'll shackmsg the loc : Draugluin
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    Congrats! : skynet
    • Thanks! : Draugluin

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• the terrorists have already won. : Turd Ferguson
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  Are you booking at least 2 weeks in advance? They go up if they'rer w/in 2 weeks or so. : xakmalice
  • Dep. date: 3/7 Return date: 3/16 : Ryno
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  Even out of BWI? : skynet
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    Don't wanna fly out of Baltimore. Too much of a pain in the ass. : Ryno
    • It's much cheaper :( : skynet
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  Southwest.com? : PantherX
  • Most of their flights are out of BWI which is the suck. : Ryno
• try www.cheaptickets.com , you have to register but they're the best I found. : geedeck
• Try http://www.airtran.com. Cheap tickets, and they list better prices on their website than those liste... : ThomW

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• see you later boi : kanix

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• yes, let's add alcohol to this equation. : darcspeed
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  So the guy dropped his laptop, and he's yelling at the guy trying to get it working? wow, what a dolt. : Former_HPB
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    I hope to eventually have this sort of power. : Gimik
    • Sounds like they need a visit from Nick Burns. : Former_HPB
  • seems normal, almost as good as " YOU MADE MY COMPUTER SLOW" ummm why did you install gator? " Oh my back... : kanix
  • actually thats the way it usually works. I'm not sure why it works this way but it does. :( : Degenerate
• I hope the guy with the laptop has to have his sent out for service for like...2 weeks or something. Som... : Don Vito Corleone

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• ICO's father : kanix
• TROGGGDOOOOORR : skynet
• he is one funny guy : jedi_27
• he's actually genuinely pretty funny. if you've got some time to blow, go through the e-mail archives. ... : smoy

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• the S is for sucks : Dante

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  Vanilla Coke was 5 12-packs for $10 this past week at the grocery. I bought 20 packs. mmmmm. : xakmalice
  • I have it at home :( But not at work :( :( : skynet

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  Get moving fatty. : skynet
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    but i only weigh 155 :( : boughton supreme
    • >:( : skynet
• Suuure. It was "sleep" that caused your sore wrist. : ThomW

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  Couldn't filesharing networks then SUE the RIAA? : mr. winky
  • there is that dumb fucking bill that says they can debated in congress now : stgdz
• ETA until some dude figures out away around and to remove this garbage the RIAA is doing: I give it a mon... : Blackdawgg

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  hmm losing side always finds a scape goat... #1)fucking zebra's... : locobastard
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    No we lost loco, but if you watched the game, you will see that OU got hosed on that last call. If OU ma... : Scotty22
    • Refs don't lose games, teams do, no matter how many shitty calls there are. End of story... : Don Vito Corleone
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  OSU just have a better BB team, just deal with it :) : suicidemachine
  • hahaha....right....So you won at the hardest place to win in College Basketball and OSU is better? O... : Scotty22
• Not to mention, they were playing at Gallagher-Iba. That is one hard arena to play in. I went to several ... : suicidemachine
• for st0ne{Ni} : BOOMER SOONER! : lordlobo