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  ATTN HAPPY HOLIDAYS i picked up the amazon package today from the leasing office, i walked into my apa... : king_darius
  • yay! now be careful with that thing. use plenty of lube or you'll have tearing. :( : pupismyname
• i am bumping this post to the top of the thread, but no one will care and it will soon lapse off the fron... : pupismyname
• thank you so much, I love DMB : AllYourBase
• Very, very late thanks for good tunes. <3 pupismyname. : boolean

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• OMG PRODUCTIVE IS LOW : thekidd
• nice : Degenerate
• I roofled. : xocsida
• Funny. :) I haven't done anything at work all week, except for waste time on the shack. : edlin
• haha : {Venger}
• haha clever =) : AllYourBase
• heh, creative : fluke
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  Like the nation needs dentists anyways : Anti_dentite
  • MINT FLAVORED FLUOR-O-BOMB LAUNCH DETECTED : edgewise
• for that you get 6 free years of service. : edward
• 404? : land

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  Castlevania%20-%20Vampire%20Killer%20(Heavy%20Metal Mix).mp3 : Entity
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    For fucks sakes. http://www.shackspace.com/~entity@shackmail.com/Castlevania%20-%20Vampire%20Killer%20(H... : Entity
    • congrats again man : Utopia
    • http://www.shackspace.com/~entity@shackmail.com/Castlevania%20-%20Vampire%20Killer%20(Heavy%20Metal%20Mix... : Nullzero
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      UN FUCKING REAL. http://www.shackspace.com/~entity@shackmail.com/Castlevania%20-%20Vampire%20Killer%20(H... : Entity
      • i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing with you. : karl hungus
  • congrats man : Utopia
  • this one is the best =) : sikander
• This is why Shack needs an Edit Post feature. :( I wouldn't be such a fool on the SA forums 'cause I coul... : Entity
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  If you want, I have both Dracula Battle Perfect Selection cds shared on DC ... : roushimsx
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    oooooooooooh, I forget the Shack DC hub address, remind me! : Entity
    • stuman1337.homeip.net:1338 but it's down right now :( Help us Stuman1337, you're our only hope... : roushimsx
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    I have the whole first CD in MP3 format, I want the REAL CD. But every time I see them on eBay they go f... : Zero|DPX
    • I ordered them back when they came out, thank god. Also picked up the Nocture in the Moonlight soundtrack... : roushimsx

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• Anyone? *bump* : NuclearWhale

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• My grandmother does that =(. Its not that they forget, its just that they don't care. She turns all 3 li... : crazywigga
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  Sounds like your sister has ADD. : patridiot
  • no. shes a female. : sanchez
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  My girlfriend turns all the lights on "high" and I'm always behind her turning them down or off. She's g... : EvilDolemite
  • Whenever I tell her to turn shit off she mocks me and never takes me seriously and each time I want to pu... : sanchez
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  My mom does that all the time, especially with the TV. And she watches the worst crap possible. Ever h : Eggnog
  • As soon as I hear Oxygen and it relates to the TV channel I start to run away, real fast. : sanchez
• I know some chicks who just got their own apt. (two girls) they leave the tv / lights /radio on all the ... : jjlaw
• OMG, you have answered all of life's questions! Informative this mofo at once! For great justice! or s : edlin
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  Your sister is just like my sister AND one of my roomates. I went downstairs the other day and found all... : Finestaut
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    more importantly, if you each fuck the other's sister, is it incest? what if you have a foursome? : karl hungus
    • too much thinking, not enough sex0ring : sanchez
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      It's not incest if they're dead. : Finestaut
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        please leave and never come back. : Utopia
        • Why must you hate? : Finestaut
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  I feel sorry for your future wife ;-( : Agent Double O Sexy
  • pimpin' stick. train that bitch. : karl hungus
• bah..that's nothing. My wife flips the light switch off in the kitchen when I'm coming back into the room... : V0lk
• <looks up and down responses> Is she hot?? : Shadore66
• Sounds like you are an old fucking man, on par with my 60 year old father. : elementZen

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  Gentoo : Saq Johnson
  • Care to elaborate? The build times would be horrendous, and it's bleeding edge. Not exactly stable or sec... : Dan[WSB]
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  Its not confusing, but it is very different from Loonix. But mostly thats because everything is logical,... : Andy Hanson
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    I had an excellent impression from FreeBSD, and an even better one from OpenBSD, which seemed kind of ana... : Dan[WSB]
    • Freebsd all the way. Freebsd is much more "current" than openbsd. More software will run on it. etc...... : Andy Hanson
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    Oh, and if you are setting it up for a firewall/gateway server. It is ideal, since near as I can tell, f... : Andy Hanson
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      Thanks a bundle. FreeBSD it is! Mind if I get in touch with you outside the confines of ja.zz to peste... : Dan[WSB]
      • nope don't mind. but sometimes I don't respond to people right away if I'm busy or get distracted. : Andy Hanson
  • I have to admit I went "HUH?" when someone said FreeBSD was more confusing than Linux! : Toraz Chryx

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• Slunt! urgh this one was ugly. : melancoholicz
• having girl problems? : accused
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  ur mom! OMGROFLMAGGTHXBYE!!! : V0lk
  • HE'S ON FIRE!!! : emocore
• stunt, punt, shunt, runt... : Odoyle
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  aunt, slimeball. : edgewise
  • this post makes me cry : MONGOLOID
• CUNT : ^-SeaWolf-^
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  Maybe Cunt.? : alcueso
  • maybE.! : elementZen
• xunt : sexninja
• Gunt... it's when her gut cover her cunt... : CrimsonHandHiro

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• wassamattah? need your utilities maximized? :) : skold
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  sure...just ignore me :( : davi00a1
  • Ok :) : Q-ball
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    How could anyone ignore you? You many Taco bell references make me smile. : Era5er
    • heh...actually!!! i bought all my friend taco bell for dinner...got the combo meal + nacho belle grand... : davi00a1
• i think hes more of a daywalker : nyranger66

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• I hit you so hard you were kicked :> : mista mista

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• SPACEBALL'ED : jwnin
• WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!?!?!? PARIS!?!? : Q-ball

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  everything sucks when you're on dialup. :( : Former_HPB
  • but at least its bearable not being able to resume that stupid big patch or game demo thats around 50-12... : Break
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  Yes it does. Which is why I don't subscribe to mercury. : d3tached
  • oo. good point. maybe if they offered resumable downloads, it'd be a deal then, heh... : Talavaeniere

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  Ok, I've already seen Two Towers. Should I go see Gangs of New York, or TTT again? : V0lk
  • See Gangs. It was a really good movie, up until the very end. The end was sorta weird, and I didnt get ... : alcueso
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    Leo DiCaprio's homosexuality aside....does Cameron Diaz get nekkid in it? Is it worth seeing if she doesn... : V0lk
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      nope, there is nudidity, but not hers. : alcueso
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        damn. I might as well go to an Elton John concert then. : V0lk
        • I hear he gets naked sometimes, if nudity is what you crave. : afext
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  i try to think of a question every week... alas tonight i cannot :( : ^-SeaWolf-^
  • Keep trying, It will come, when you dont think about the question. : alcueso
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  What do I clean my camera lens with? I accidentally put my finger on it and now there's a smudge from the... : mr.sleepy
  • go get some lens cleaner wipes from a photography store. kodak makes em i know that. used tem all the ti... : ^-SeaWolf-^
  • use the wipes or chemicals use to clean you monitor. Clean it with the special spray that wont screw up ... : alcueso
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  I have no fucking clue on what I should do. -Job market is too saturated right now in I.T. -Figuired ... : Optimus Prime
  • There is ALWAYS jobs in ANY field. Anyone who says IT is too full or whatever just isn't looking hard en... : Shadore66
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    Lemme tell you my story. Graduation U of Illinois in comp eng in may (top 3 school for that major) I : alcueso
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      Chicago is kind of crap for comp sci/comp e right now. It's not a city with a really large tech presence ... : Watts
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        that aside, I dont think I would like my life working in directly in technology. Way to little appreacia... : alcueso
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          But what if tech stuff is your passion, all you can think about and really know? Shit this is difficult ... : Optimus Prime
          • well, you gotta do what you love. Double and triple your job search efforts. Look all over, hit up every... : alcueso
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  I need as much advice as possible on buying a used car from a dealer. GO! u da man, alcueso keep in mi : Talavaeniere
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    1. Set a budget. IE i wont buy anything more then 10K and stick to it. (but dont let the salesman know ... : alcueso
    • Car I'm lookin' at is a Honda Civic '99, they want $9975 for it and it only has 11.7k miles on it. My pla : Talavaeniere
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  Did you have a merry christmas? : thekidd
  • not really.....Christmas in my house anit a big deal...But since i have no job, i have no money, could bu... : alcueso

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  the irony is that you wont fap any faster... : Silent Wolf
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    Good. I'm still in the fap pact. : mindfuck
    • How can that possibly be? : Kiriakos
  • Pardon me, but will this provide faster nudity? : Sarcastro
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  they got that deal on the internet too, yo? : Antilles_Prime
  • Doubt it. Frys is outpost.com now. You can check, but it was just a deal in the circular ad I found in th... : mindfuck
• I tried to install my audigy 2 platnum shit and my computer freaking lo up on me now the bizsnatch wont e... : Cpt. Baseballbat
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  $99! Jesus fuck that's a good deal. : nomaad
  • tell me about it. Coupled with that buy.com memory fubar the other day I'm gonna be able to upgrade for a... : mindfuck
• Yet another store hawaii is sadly lacking. : d3tached
• I'm selling an XP2100, Epox 8k3a+ motherboard, and Thermalright AX-7 Heatsink for $120 but I can't find a... : wykd

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  To live is to die = good Metallica song : sanchez
  • yeah, I swear I didn't think about that song when I was coming up with the name, I was just thinking of t... : Adrenaline
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  have a bad guy named "hand job". : karl hungus
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    heh, that's pretty good. : Adrenaline
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      preposterous, vaguely eurpean last names are also good for bad guys ("grubenhoffenschneier", for instance... : karl hungus
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        hehe, General Yuri Alexander was my original arch nemesis name but Hand Job sounds a lot cooler. : Adrenaline
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          well hand job should be kinda a henchman. don't have him throw anything though, that was played out in a... : karl hungus
          • and besides, "yuri" just makes me think of red alert. : karl hungus
  • I'm sure its been in some bad porn : elementZen
• "To live is to die" Sounds like a mix of Live and Let Die, Die Another Day, and You Only Live Twice. : Omaha
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  Guy's name: Drake Morrison or Charles Sterling. Girl's name: Ophelia Rack or Mona Lott. : edlin
  • nice : Adrenaline
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  "Never Say Octopussy Again" : V0lk
  • "Never Die Twice" : karl hungus
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  Charles Barkley : dodob
  • Winnar : Era5er
• "Are Live and the to Die" Protagonist: Beebo Bond. I think that "Are Live and the to Die" will be a b... : BenMurphy
• Home Alone 4 : Shadore66
• Try again buddy I'll let you hit me first Bad bad criminals Evil from the heart Bad bad Bad criminals... : Optimus Prime
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  from the PRL, with love : karl hungus
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    from the Shack, with love : Adrenaline
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      banz0rz are forever : karl hungus
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        dr. no u : karl hungus
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          license to nuke : karl hungus
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            learn to spell another day : karl hungus
            • You can only spellcheck once : Adrenaline
• interesting trivia: James Bond's name comes from an ornithologist that Ian Fleming met in the tropics (ca... : Odoyle
• Pentapussy: Five Pussies of Death. : laidback

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  that's nothing. wait till you're flying to colombia with two mil in a suitcase. : karl hungus
  • ahahahaha : afext
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  i held $22k in cash once : silly
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    my mom and her friend have this antique store, and her friend doesn't take much money to the bank anyw : qrenton
    • they being her friend and husband : qrenton
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  no one knows but you and him, and the shack.... wait, where are you? : haokah
  • In the hospital now, with a lump on the back of my head and $2000 missing from my pocket :p : edgewise

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  yes :( how was your xmas ? : melancoholicz
  • Pretty good, how about you? : c0bra
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  how's the fap pact coming? : thekidd
  • so... about the pun. intentional? non-intentional? : karl hungus
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    OMG there are guys still not fapping? o_O *checks n0s.net* LIES!!! : leseid
    • I've got the update upstairs, haven't uploaded it yet :( : thekidd
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      I'm doing well. but this weekend I'll be going with 2 chicks to the beach... thank god I'm almost d... : melancoholicz
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        Your mom and your sister? : leseid
        • no u! :) 2 classmates (from the college). : melancoholicz
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        beach.... winter... theres a brazillian on the shack! : jrsX
        • it was like 31º (celsius) here.. Perfect :) : melancoholicz
    • it....hurts..... : mindfuck
  • OK, I'm beginning to actually think about the philosophy of it and I might just give up because of the an... : c0bra

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• Aaah, if only it were that easy... : edlin
• Questions: How do I access my shackmail by non-pop3? No nifty shack-ized webbased mail? Just the speakeas... : afext

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• a picture? : emocore
• a glorious wonder of the world : fart
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  you favorite picture. : melancoholicz
  • grrrr OUR favorite. prl prl prl prl prl prl.... : melancoholicz
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  a pic of your mom. : V0lk
  • ...spreading. : karl hungus
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  http://www.trv.net/trv98/dailylife/images/pig/hello.jpg : Odoyle
  • Hi! : thekidd
  • so cute! : sanchez
  • is that THE hello.jpg? : ventro
  • awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! : melancoholicz
• http://mac10.org/macpix/hello.jpg : Stormrider
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  http://www.vectorstar.com/~succy/hello.jpg : thekidd
  • oh the horror : qrenton
  • Aaaarrgggghhhh! : edlin
• http://www.robbiedeanpress.com/Our_Books/Teachers/hello.jpg : silly
• http://dolphin.upenn.edu/~spore/photos/joepoon01/images/hello.jpg : qrenton
• http://images.google.com/images?q=hello.jpg&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&output=search : jrsX
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  http://www.wrecked.net/d/hello.jpg : rosewood
  • This is the best one damn it : rosewood

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• I'm a hard gainer, so this is one of my best weeks. Beats being hungry all the time. : leseid
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  Get some colon blow : freakord
  • You offering? : Twitched
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  your ass getting fatter? now ask me if i care. : karl hungus
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    you guys are too aggressive tonight! : melancoholicz
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      and then you tempt me with a statement like this? one that's just begging for a "fuck you"? : karl hungus
      • Ooh, ooh! Me wants to say it! Me wants to say it! : edlin
    • be aggressive, be be aggressive. : thekidd

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  You weren't very clear. Why don't you explain the problem by telling us what you're trying to actually do : darweidu
  • if the set of 10 number is 1 through 10 the 8 numbers can be any 8 of the numbers so it could be 1-8 or 1... : Kitty__Kong
• i thought the semester was over? you still have homework you need shackers to do? : karl hungus
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  The answer is 9. Think about it: Each set of 9 numbers is missing one of the original 10 numbers (cal... : Zero|DPX
  • make sense but i want the equation. the reason is curiosity. i was looking at keno and theres 80 numbers.... : Kitty__Kong

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• *hump* : lord of tError

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• oh fuck it, i'm staying here forever. : karl hungus

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• YODA DA MAN! : emocore
• I am blessed to have never ever seen them. : Zero|DPX

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  I'm done and I shall be there. I will be running the new map as well. : ashkie
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    s/done/down/g : ashkie
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      2 down, 14 to go! Come on everyone! : roushimsx
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        I'll be there in a bit : mista mista
        • Yay! : roushimsx
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      Ashkie, what do u think about my idea? :) http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6315389 : Optimus Prime
      • I hope you drown in your own urine. : ashkie
• Ok, im going in! : ashkie
• hmm.. downloading latest. : davatar
• need more players ASAP! : davatar

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• Maybe she knew it was obviously a video card and was making a witty joke instead! : scythide
• she was so wrong, that was the fatherboard. : sanchez
• awww, that's so cute. : thekidd
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  So is your mom trying to say that she is infact HUGE? : Saq Johnson
  • No, that I am.... huge. o_O : mindfuck
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  customer calling tech support: "Hello? Is this the Internet?" : veggie
  • Imagine Hans Moleman voice. ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! : leseid
• MUST TAKE BAD STORY AWAY : elementZen
• you love the cock? what? : sexninja

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• All I know is that DX is the bottom of the line. : z1armedman

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• i wish i could. my new mobo shows up tomorrow so i can PC game again : jedi_27
• bump : mista mista

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  I WANT THE NEXT/LAST DAMN CHRIS SNOW BOOK YOU FUCKER KOONTZ!!! I swear to god, I've stopped reading him b... : afext
  • yeah, me too. Fear nothing and seize the night were damn cool :) : freakord
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  You got the shaft for Christmas? O_o : edlin
  • PUG!! : karl hungus
  • only if you give it to me :P : freakord

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• cuz ppl who REALLY need money don't waste it on the lottery? : esky
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  it's not some need-based charity ya fuckin' moron: it's the lottery. christ. : karl hungus
  • I DENY YOU RANDOMNESS : elementZen
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    OMG, personal attack! And it's STILL an idiot-tax. : V0lk
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      Ok Ok you can have the next lottery jackpot : elementZen
      • you see? it might be a personal attack. if i was wrong. : karl hungus

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  i always thought that game and Space Ace were really hard. : slaptits
  • "I'll saaaaaave you Kimmy!!" : Hello Kitty
• Shackmessage me if you have questions, I beat it about 3 weeks ago. It's actually pretty fun, though wit... : Don Vito Corleone
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  I've been looking into this one, so is a no-go? : Visceral Monkey
  • No, it's good, I like it, but if you don't like platformers, and really don't like HARD platformers, stay... : afext

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• when i go to load a ton of songs onto the ipod, it prompts each song to see if i want to change the name ... : virus

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  the south is still bitter over losing the war to the north??? jesus.. that's sad : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    meanwhile, the rest of the country has trouble figuring out whether the civil war happened before or afte... : karl hungus
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      That's just kansas, it only matters that the world was created 6000 years ago. : davatar
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        Correction: Western Kansas. Here in Eastern Kansas (Johnson County) we don't tolerate any of that crap. : gregorybrown
        • Nobody cares, you should go knock on west kansas's door because they are giving you a bad name... I'd jus... : davatar
  • *cough* trent lott *hack* The whole south is sad. : davatar
• Yeah, that continues to baffle me. The only reason I can think of is, 137 years isn't REALLY that long, w... : V0lk