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  "Fly, you fools" also known as RUN! : Ratalon
  • correctamundo : gimmeprozac
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    im so proud of my boyfriend that knows the script to LOTR : Galadriel07
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      or read the book : MurrayTheSkull
      • hidden replys :( : jrsX
• "Rosebud" : drucifer
• "PULL ME THE FUCK UP, BITCH!" : Lynn Minmei
• "I'M A GHEY MENZ" : Blackdawgg
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  "folly, you foools" : mr.sleepy
  • WRONG! NEXT ISSUE! : Halen
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  'pwned" : rosewood
  • hahahaha : mr.sleepy
• I see London, I see France, I see the Ringbearer's underpants. : Sarcastro
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  WAIT! I am merchantiseable still! : indeego
  • I like this one. : thekidd
• "DNF GONE GOLD!" : Silent Wolf
• RED RUM : sys$manager
• SHACKTAGGED : CoRDS
• "It's a trap!" : roushimsx
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  The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the ... : rosewood
  • LOL : Theos
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    that statement was technically incorrect... but just like in today's society the Wizard said "close enoug : Lynn Minmei
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      Incorrect?! I dont see it.. then again it si a word problem 1/2 credit? : Ratalon
      • "After the scarecrow gets a brain, he states the Pythagorean Theorem. However, he incorrectly says it app... : Lynn Minmei
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      It is a simpsons quote, someone was supposed to reply to my original saying "Thats a RIGHT triangle, you ... : rosewood
      • even then its wrong, but still comedy =) : Theos
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    That's a RIGHT TRIANGLE, you IDIOT! Better late then never : Waverider
    • DOH! : rosewood
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  KHAN!!!!!!! : sheivachman
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    I want more "A"s in the KAHN mister : Era5er
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      KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!! : tachck
      • Excellent : Era5er
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  the horror..... the.. horror : -=kodiak=-
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    Damned best book ever (I assume you're quoting "Heart of Darkness" by Joseph Conrad). : Vorlonesque
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      i believe he is quoting apocolypse now redux : dromos
      • please be kidding me. that's like saying that george clinton ripped off dr. dre. : slax0r
• "I'm not wearing any underwear!" : Lawgiver
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  "I have something to admit. I'M GAY!" : mofo
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    "I loved Frodo more than Sam" : roushimsx
    • "I put the ring on once... but not on my finger" : Lynn Minmei
• "the angle of the dangle is inversly proportional to the heat of the beat" : CoRDS
• "there are FOUR LIGHTS" : CoRDS
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  "I put my thing down flip it and reverse it" : Lawgiver
  • hahahaha i like this one : Silent Wolf
  • itsyorflippanippaflamyet : karl hungus
  • rofl : zorak
• "The XBOX is HUGE LOL!" : mofo
• "no u" : nyranger66
• "I REGRET NOTHING!" : rosewood
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  "Run you fools!" : Visceral Monkey
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    It's "Fly, you fools." : Namlemez
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      was rerecorded for America apparently... I'm certain it was RUN : inarius
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        you're completely wrong. : karl hungus
        • Well "run" and "fly" do eman the same thing so he is kinda correct.. but it has always been fly you fool... : Ratalon
• "Frodo, I am your father" : Lawgiver
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  I am the very model of the modern major general!!! : Vorlonesque
  • WINNER : rosewood
• Miracle Wood! : karl hungus
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  pull my finger : CoRDS
  • I laughed. : mofo
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  "From hells heart i stab at thee. I spit my last breath at thee." : locobastard
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    Gandalf read Moby Dick!? : Vorlonesque
    • dude he's a fucking wizard he can manipulate time! go forward..grab a few good books come back : locobastard
• "fucking Balrogs" : Dreagon
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  "Ah'll be bahck!" : slax0r
  • "She'll be back." : GoofyBoy
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  "If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer" : Lawgiver
  • "I smell a SEQUEL!!" : Lynn Minmei
• "Do I look fat in this robe?" : DapperDan
• He says "Fuck you too" : junkstyle
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  What have i started! : jrsX
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    no, he didn't say that. : roushimsx
    • this should turn into the longest shack thread with shortest replys ever. : jrsX
• "Frodo...I am your father" "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" : stump
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  "fuck, i'm dead" : karl hungus
  • hahahahahahahahahahaha omgf thats awesome noone else will get it...but i do...and thats all that cou : TheTick
• goddamit you fuckers : ventro
• Transform and roll out! : Optimus Prime
• "All your ring are belong to us" : cigam
• "fuck this fool!" : junkstyle
• "Boy, that was a close one!" : GoofyBoy
• frodo! i choose you! : ventro
• "I think this handhold will hold me" : Shadore66
• "where's the beef?" : zorak
• "I'm pregnant." : jahulio2
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  OMG!! GANDALF DIES?!?!?/1 : karl hungus
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    I didn't say he did :( : jrsX
    • i just wanted to get the ff7 spoiler thing in here. : karl hungus
• run you foold : evil-cow
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  LOADING, PLEASE WAIT . . . : cam3lt0sis
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    BUFFERING... : sys$manager
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      PRE-CACHING : mr.sleepy
      • PLAYING AT....CONNECTION INTERRUPTED : Sniper21
  • awaiting snapshot : Lawgiver
  • RETICULATING SPLINES : tachck
  • evercrack? : Vladfrost
  • evercrack? : Vladfrost
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  Umm... help... wizard falling... in need of assistance...shi.... : Q-ball
  • "Fucking PK'ers" : Fredrik S
  • "Balrogs... had a little bit of experie..." : Lynn Minmei
• "I'm too old for this shit." : Sniper21
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  fuckin' LPBs : cam3lt0sis
  • OMG WALLHAX! I WAS SO IN THE SAFE ZONE. : Q-ball
• omg, look at all the ultra-rares down there! : slax0r
• my fucking hip! : cigam
• "Just give me a sec and let me catch my breath." : GoofyBoy
• "so a balrog walks into a bar..." : Sniper21
• i swear i cast Morden Kainen's Magical Watchdog. : karl hungus
• Ne epic clerics to rez in zone? : cam3lt0sis
• We're all out of toner! : BenMurphy
• ah shit I'm gonna lose my level, fuckin frodo! : cam3lt0sis
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  "WTF... I was AFK!!" : Omaha
  • i like this one the best : gimmeprozac
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  WIZARD IS ABOUT TO DIE! : sys$manager
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    winnar! should be "grey wizard" : karl hungus
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      I need to play that game again : TheTick
      • remember that time i spent all saturday trying to all the boards? and i got to like 78 or something? : karl hungus
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    mezzing balrog... : cam3lt0sis
    • stop breaking my Mezz you fools!!!! : junkstyle
  • ROFL! Valkyrie needs food... : edlin
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    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH why didn't I come up with this one?! Pure gold! GREY WIZARD NEEDS FOOD BADLY! ... : Omaha
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      i don't get it :( plz explain : jrsX
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        n00b : karl hungus
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          explain foo! : jrsX
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            It's from Gauntlet, son. : sys$manager
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              well i've played it many times, i just don't remember the quotes :( : jrsX
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                sure ya have. : karl hungus
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                  ban plz :( : jrsX
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                    let's have a fist fight instead. : karl hungus
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                      LOADING, PLEASE WAIT . . . . . . : jrsX
                      • Sektor Wins... low punch, low punch, run, run, block... FATALITY : karl hungus
            • and one hellaofa game back in its day (mid 80's) : nurall
  • "ELF SHOT THE FOOD" *everyone gives elf an evil look* : GoofyBoy
  • Hahaha, classic. : lazarusb
• fucking LAG : karl hungus
• <Gandalf> FLAWLESS VIC...<whip hits> Aw shit..... : Q-ball
• "What was that rcon password... g_gravity..." : thief
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  "Fly you fools!" : Rhayne
  • haha thats good one! : junkstyle
• "OMG, h4x!" : lazarusb
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  "Alright, who broke the Mez on the Balrog?!?!" : edgewise
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    Its always the Ranger's fault : junkstyle
    • Or somebody's pet : YoYo
    • Fucking Aragorn -Gandalf : edgewise
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  G4|\|daLF was killed by MOD_FALLING. : karl hungus
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    Gandalf cratered. : slax0r
    • hahahaha winner : mr.sleepy
• don't tell the others, im actually a woman! : Cpt. Baseballbat
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  I'M A COP YOU IDIOT! : ventro
  • i laughed. : karl hungus
• "I love the powerglove, it's so bad." : BenMurphy
• "I've fallen and I can't get up" AHAHAHA Never gets old : patridiot
• Wait! There's a shortcut to Mount Doom to your leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefffff... : acheron
• Gandalf was in the wrong place. : mr.sleepy
• "And I was like.... uhhhhhhh" : cigam
• "what" : gegtik
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  "Don't look at my History in Internet Explorer. Thanks!" : mofo
  • heh "Delete all my gay porn!" : Lawgiver
• Some one asked What is the average air speed of a european swallow? he answerd I don't know :) : locobastard
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  "I'M THE KING OF THE WOOOO-----AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" : KungFuKenobi
  • "Frodo, you stupid bitch. I told you not to go." : KungFuKenobi
• "You should've killed me when you had the chance, Charles!" Oh wait, wrong movie. : Portax
• I'm in the sequel! : Talavaeniere
• "You must gather your party before venturing forth" : roushimsx
• "PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?! : rosewood
• OWWW, You hit me in the ear! : roushimsx
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  White Wizard shot the food! : gegtik
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6301427 : sys$manager
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  "Stay a while, and listen!" : slax0r
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    "What can I do yah for?" : GoofyBoy
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      "You now speak to Ormus Gandalf." : slax0r
      • "I said 'MOO'." : GoofyBoy
• "OMG, GG!" : captain crap
• LIGHTNING BOLT! : filthysock
• I can't leave without my buddy Superfly!! : M.Eiri
• Man, I hope nerds don't dress up like me and desecrate my memory when I'm gone. : voltron
• HEY GUYS--REPELLING ROX, CHECK THIS SHIZNIT OUT! : indeego
• "Frodo, you have no chance to survive, make your time" : cigam
• There is...another...sky..walk..err *GAH* : Sindar
• sigh. "Move all fellowship!" : jrsX
• "Frodo...I am..your father..!" : Nighteyes
• four more years : filthysock
• I wish i had smoked more !!! : MONGOLOID
• Daaamn. He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3. : Talavaeniere
• "and then?" : smax
• two weeks ... : strider_
• http://www.geocities.com/mattcash777/twoweeks_r.wav : Wolfanoz
• "I think we all learned a very important safety lesson today" Darkman 2 rocks : roushimsx
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  "Serenity Now!" : Pink0r
  • OMG, roofles! : edlin
  • CHEAL CHEAL!!!! : YoYo
  • Hoochie Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... : MurrayTheSkull
• It was either "SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB" or "YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME" he was talk... : barbs
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  THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!! : MurrayTheSkull
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    whats that from? : jrsX
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      Isn't it from a Star Trek episode? : tachck
      • sadly i know this : mr brown
    • Star Trek: The Next Generation : MurrayTheSkull
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      http://www.neuralspasm.com/fourlights.html : skold
      • ....interesting. : jrsX
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    pwn3d http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6301149 : CoRDS
    • i must've missed it. i scanned through the thread making sure no one else had posted it. mine is more... : MurrayTheSkull
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  "All good teenagers take off your clothes." .................................................. anybody re... : Talavaeniere
  • Your whole new world should end. : sludge vohaul
• You know what that balrog wanted? Three fit'ty. : batkiwi
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  "Anyone want to lend me a hand here? Guys? GUYS!" : verbatim
  • Frodo says, "Sorry Gandalf, but we're kinda busy here." fap fap fap : mofo
• "Frodo! Quick, beat the dead horse!" : roushimsx
• FUCKING REPLY BUTTON! : sys$manager
• "the pen was too heavy" : jrsX
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  I stole the baby from the stupid daikini while he was taking a peepee! : Sindar
  • hahah Willow! : cigam
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  "I'm full of tinier men!" : BenMurphy
  • this is really funny, i laughed : gimmeprozac
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    Wow...a Tick cartoon reference! : acheron
    • The shack really needs more of these. : Zeeliv
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  PC load letter? Wtf? : Optimus Prime
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6301615 : rosewood
  • hahahahah, I had that error on a printer the other day at work, I almost burst into hysterical laughter a... : hawkeye
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  I am firebone! : CSParsons
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    I am firebone! : MurrayTheSkull
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      I am firebone! : jrsX
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        I am firebone! : rosewood
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          i am Spartacus! : -=kodiak=-
          • I love you...Spartacus : roushimsx
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            I am a banana! : Nighteyes
            • banana hammock! : edlin
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              peanut butter jelly time? : CSParsons
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                peanutbuttahjelly!peanutbuttahjelly!peanutbuttahjelly!peanutbuttahjelly! : roushimsx
                • http://www.watchmedance.com/thedanceman20.wmv : CSParsons
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        Oxana Bayul! : Sindar
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          Where do I know that name from? : CSParsons
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            figure skater. knowing this makes me feel ashamed. :( : stump
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              Then I have no idea why I recognized it, I was thinking it was an obscure Star Wars character or somethin... : CSParsons
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                is it... iced tea? THEN I HAVE NO IDEA! : jrsX
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                  This tea is HOT HOT HOT! (First time I've ever been PRL'd, I guess that means this is truly vacation tim... : CSParsons
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                    or cold.... : jrsX
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                      I wager eleventy billion dollars. : CSParsons
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                        adn the catagory is... famous mothers. ha ha! my day has come! : jrsX
                        • I'm the cock of the walk! : CSParsons
          • vodka-lovin' ice skater chick : edlin
• "Welcome back to the stage of history!" : BenMurphy
• "I can see my house from here!!!" : lord of tError
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  i don't get why they changed this - gandalf is pulled down against his will in the books, right? in the m... : rudds
  • that's a lot for him to say in that short amount of time. : slax0r
  • no, but it could be if we try. : jrsX
• "Eight year olds, dude" : Nitronian
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  7 days.... : ventro
  • ^^this made me laugh :I : laurgasms
• "The patch is just two weeks away." : jedi_27
• "vaporware" : thekidd
• You need the sepia key : Tissen
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  "Grey Wizard is about to die!"]i : andromeda
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    Oh damn, someone beat me to it. : andromeda
    • Yeah, you missed one of the choice Shacklaughs of the season. : Omaha
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  BEWARE OF TEH MMMMMMONSTER THREAD!!! : MurrayTheSkull
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    are you sure that's what he said? : Cosmicfool
    • not really. this is still a huge thread though. : MurrayTheSkull
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  "Set sail for dick!" : -efx-
  • TAKE THE COCKBOAT!!! : davi00a1
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  WTF? None of you know that it's "Fly, you fools!"? : Sindar
  • it has been established several times that that is what he said. everything alse aresad attepmts at being... : sabadog
• GANDALF DIES?! WHERE'S TEH SPOILER TAGS?!?! : Talavaeniere
• "ER is up, you fools!" : edlin
• DIE MY TOOLS : dodob
• "I fapped in the pool!" : sabadog
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  "Where's 13th level Cleric? : Dimmona
  • 13th level cleric is dead : Nietzche (3675) : mem
• ~ sv_cheats 1 noclip : notd665

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  :[ me too : laurgasms
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    lets be friends. : Cosmicfool
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      ooh, ooh! can i be your friend too? : davi00a1
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        No. : Cosmicfool
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          :*( : davi00a1
          • If you've got some beer, you can be my friend. : Cosmicfool
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            i'll be your friend. : laurgasms
            • heh...at first i was like :*)...then i saw you were of the female variety...>:) : davi00a1
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              I need a freind too :) : Optimus Prime
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                :( they all hate me because i am not ghey menz. : laurgasms
                • i never said that! i love the ladies! i just wish they would love me back :( : davi00a1
                • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6301912 : MurrayTheSkull
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      okay! :) : laurgasms
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        i wanna be your friend ;) : MurrayTheSkull
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          cOoOoL! i feel loved. : laurgasms
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            ha! FAGS! : jidar
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              ... FYI, I'm a female. : laurgasms
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                Oh, god... I feel violated. This being bored on XMAS friendship circle is for GHEY MENZ only! : Cosmicfool
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                  :*( sorry. i'll leave now. : laurgasms
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                    No, it's cool. You just have to have a sex change and become a GHEY MENZ. : Cosmicfool
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                      if you aren't Gay then go the hell away! : jidar
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                        :( this is a hateful thread. : laurgasms
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                          i don't hate you. : MurrayTheSkull
                          • :) thank yoo. : laurgasms
                        • I don't hate you either.. can I be your friend, too? : Maddog_Delphi97
          • damn right! let's all have a group fapping session : MurrayTheSkull
• then come over here and fix my PC : jedi_27
• Im bored as well but about to leave for a little drive. blah : pimpium
• same :[ : ventro
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  yeah me too :[ : ventro
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    hahaha dude, did you forget that you already replied? : mr.sleepy
    • it's his clone...he's so bored, he can't even think of anything cool to do with his clone... : davi00a1
• ditto. and my friends are all out on the town tonight. what're the odds that all my friends would be... : -Panther-
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  I hate everyone that replied to this thread. Bah + humbug : Cosmicfool
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    you're just grumpy cuz you cant get any MAN-ASS. : laurgasms
    • mmm.... man ass.... : Cosmicfool
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      You're just grumpy cuz nobody wants YOUR ass. : random thought
      • i find that hard to believe... : davi00a1
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        that was SO uncalled for :[ : laurgasms
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          you're right. I am an asshole. my apologies. : edlin
          • oops! MISREPLY'D!!!! : edlin
        • make-up secx? : random thought
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  SHACK BATTLE CHAAARRRGE bf1942 plz? :( : land
  • Okay, I'm going over to Ashkie's NOW!! Who wants to join me? I'll even have teamsound running!! : Maddog_Delphi97
• ditto... : Talavaeniere