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  annnd here's your cookie... : laurgasms
  • *eats his cookie* : Hello Kitty

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• oh you and your little love triangle : multisync
• Nice. I however like posting vague comments which will lead people to ask what's up instead of posting in... : Hello Kitty

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  Hoorj! Thanks for the headsup! :) : eiopa
  • Hmm, "heads up" wasnt the right phrase to use, was it? :d *breaks keyboard* : eiopa
• informative + hot : pyide
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  works well! and my middle button set to open links in new tab still functions. me likey! thanks for post... : pyide
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    It didn't play well with my gestures set to middle mouse button (well, some of them) but I didn't really ... : malevolence
    • i use strokeit and right button for gestures (system-wide) : pyide
• Very nice; thank you. :) : xakmalice
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  i think it can be delared now: Mozilla/Phoenix > * : Clay
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    except it's actually not. Mozilla Mail > *, but the browser isn't as fast as IE. Plug-ins can be a pain a... : BulletPro
    • Phoenix is faster then IE : rosewood
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      Why does Mozilla mail rock? Just curious, never used it. : wunderbred
      • I've been a big fan on Netscape Mail, and it's continued. It's just good, I dunno why. OE is probably fun... : BulletPro
• OH MY GOD : rosewood

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  *giggle* i hate my life. : laurgasms
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    LEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUSSSSEEEEEERRRRS!!! j/k... what does that make me? ;-) : carnivore
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      I wish I knew another sexy female shacker. : darcspeed
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        thats real. : laurgasms
        • We keep it real around here, dog. : Entity
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        she's a minx in bed to... : theGREATpandaman
        • SHH! dont tell. : laurgasms
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  Welcome to the world that Overburn and I shared for 3 years. But thats over now... : mrraist-
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    you guys break up?? : smdever
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      NO... school finished! we're not ghey menz... : mrraist-
      • yet!.... : awoihjaweohr
• soooo BOREDD >:( : laurgasms
• school sux : lumpymilk

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• http://www.mavav.org/articles/ E3: The Evil Entertainment Expo : Normality
• I do believe this should be in Somethingawful Awful Link O' The Day. : Normality
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  Danger: Do videogames make people violent? Yes. What was once a debatable question, is now fact. New res... : pyide
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    Are you suppporting them, or just showing their crappy arguements??? : alcueso
    • crappy? these are valid, well researched facts! and 1000% BS : pyide
  • Danger: Do parents not investing enough time and devotion on their kids, make the kids spoilt and stupid : BigT
  • hah yea wasnt that lawsuit thrown out? : -=kodiak=-
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  I also had the same discussion with my mom yesterday, but my answer was slightly different Who is at : alcueso
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    You should threaten her with a chainsaw while arguing. : bringer
    • no, but I was about to run her over with my "Cheeta" : alcueso
• This could be a good site/movement. If parents are willing to take responsibility for raising their child... : bringer
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  I'm so glad that I'm 10 years ahead of this. ie, 10 years ago, if my mother had read this white trash bul... : Entity
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    Who wasn't watching R-rated movies when they were 14? Damn my old man took me to see T2 when I was 13! : stgdz
    • The Nanny and my mum wouldn't let me watch 17 rated movies ;( Of course i still did ;) : smdever
    • Canada's R-rating is different from the States'. Our R-Rating is the same as your 17+ rating, where as wh... : Entity
• they do have an email address on that site to contact them. : Former_HPB
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  I would actually spend a lot of time writing a thorough, precise, and pwning response to their website an... : Flawless Cowboy
  • you could always goatse them. ;) : Former_HPB
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  I like the picture of Nuke Dukem. "No way. Not in my home Tough Guy." Not in anyone's home because its va... : lord cecil
  • ^^^^ RUFFLES : stgdz
• here is a e-mail that i sent them but it allready got rejected: you're clearly all a bunch of whiney-a : karl hungus
• on a related note http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/fun.games/12/19/games.ratings/index.html : halfway
• Why do they need an organization for this? If they don't want violent videogame in their homes, don't bu... : Halen

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• time for me to make my move......... : freakord
• I say that's a true friend... : carnivore
• Gotta love that shit. : wunderbred
• is this real? funny stuff. : pyide
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  good for damon. call her out. if "it's me or him" is what it comes to then fuck her. what kind of love... : ^-SeaWolf-^
  • Yeah, I'm sure she "really loves" Affleck if she hasn't had any discussions with him at this point about ... : Dechter
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  All 3 of them are fucking clown shoes anyway. They should just have a polyamorous relationship where they... : smdever
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    Dude, you just hate them b/c they're movie stars. Being an actor does not make one automatically evil. : geedeck
    • http://www.martialartinstitute.com/Assests/images/Jennifer%20Lopez%20singing.jpg : wunderbred
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      No I don't I like lots of actors. Kevin Spacey and Johny Depp for example totaly rock. I hate them becaus... : smdever
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        I figure if they're friends with Kevin Smith, they can't be evil. : geedeck
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          I think Ben Aflack just needs to be humbled a little.I hope that when Dare Devil Flops he will go back to... : smdever
          • Yes. I always expected Affleck to marry a non-star. : Halen
          • It won't flop because people are dying to see superheroes these days. Spiderman, Hulk, X-men, Superman .... : bobokiller
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    How long have you been waiting to type 'polyamorous' on the Shack? :) (clown shoes... hehehehe) : Entity
    • All my life ;) : smdever
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    OMG WAIT, THIS IS CHASING AMY ALL OVER AGAIN. Ben and Matt just need to have sex, then everything will b... : Halen
    • That was Jason Lee. Credit where credit is due. : wunderbred
• Good. I don't mind Ben Afleck or Matt Damon... but I really dislike J-Lo. : fatman
• cockRINGblocked! : gegtik
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  My respect for Damon has just increased tenfold. : Halen
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    same here...j-lo is retarded...and if he calls her j-lo then hes even more retarded : TheTick
    • I bet he said, "LISTEN HERE, J-HO..." : Halen
• more likely to give her a curbjob than a blowjo-...uh : cygnus

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  im sure for the next moive they will want to change the title "return of the king" because the "King" mos : alcueso
  • You forgot about "THE JESUS and his people in da house!! : Normality
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  it's klerk, whaddya expect? : karl hungus
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    well first off its klerck...second...um...this exactly what id expect i suppose :-p : TheTick
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      he's not going to let a good troll die. : karl hungus
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        good troll? this goes WAY beyond good hehe...its his best work by far he cant let it die...its too goo... : TheTick
        • especially in a world where you've got soccer moms boycotting duke nukem. : karl hungus

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  Mandatory "PA SUX TODAY IT'S GOOD THO" post. Today's was extra funny : Entity
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    i just wanna make a snowman now. : karl hungus
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      feeling a little icy lust? : TheTick
      • that's what it is. : karl hungus

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• fun...water just went out : lordlobo

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  eat it, shortstack. >:( : wunderbred
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    i'm not that short : multisync
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      YOU MUST BE TO FIT IN THE MINI LOL FOOFLES : Blackdawgg
      • i hope you choke on a bratwurst : multisync

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• what the fuck :( : Nighteyes
• OMG GAMESPY FANBOY! GET HIM! : PantherX
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  We all hate you now >:( : nomaad
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    Then I better explain myself. On the local forums there we had a big flamewar about gamespy arcade, an... : wunderbred
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      You can expect a certain Mr. Gibson and a certain Mrs. Goldstein at your door soon >:( : nomaad
      • You made me laugh :D : wunderbred
• Someone stole your bottom along with your dignity !! : Phil
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  i so have that totally beat, now where is that digicam and some batteries for it (voodoo extreme t-shirt)... : CoRDS
  • Hook that shit up now. : wunderbred
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  Some needs to add a insert penis here into the image : stgdz
  • Yes; put a penis into my upper back. That would be funny! :) : wunderbred
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  At least someone's shipping their shirts though. :( : Entity
  • Ouch on Gibson :( : wunderbred

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• I wanna buy one :( : freakord
• It is the Yang to the XBox's Yin. OMFG XBOX IS HUGE LOL and omfg gamecube is tiny : Entity
• I said the same thing when I saw one. I really didn't believe that it was that small. : UtilityMaximizer

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  250 gig maxtor 400$ http://www.computerclubhouse.com/store.asp?menu=Storage : mattfl
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    you are a hell of a guy, and i dont care what anyone says about you : synaptic revolt
    • /cue ghey menz action : nomaad
    • notta problem =) : mattfl

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  The Ship on THC(hah) has been the only reality TV show i can tolerate. : George
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    Combat Missions was the best reality show. They better do another season. : Degenerate
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      The Ship was the best. Dont make me fuck your http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6270831 : George
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        sorry, your opinion is wrong this time. : Degenerate
        • its funny how you are debating with me as if you are right. nice sense of humour you got there. : George
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      I never caught that. What channel is it on? : xakmalice
      • It was on USA when it aired. I dont know if anybody picked up the reruns or not. :( : Degenerate
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      I like Amazing Race, but I've never seen Combat Missions - Don't get USA here. : bringer
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        I usually hate reality shows but I watched one episode of the Amazing Race and really liked that. Best... : GoofyBoy
        • That is a good show. Very funny. : Former_HPB
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    Boot Camp was pretty good when it was on ... and not hte celeb version either. There can be no "Celebrit... : uberp00
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      Sean Penn > Sean Connery : Degenerate
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        William Penn > Sean Penn : xakmalice
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          William Tell > William Penn : Degenerate
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            Telly Savalas > William Tell : xakmalice
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              Nelly > Telly Savalas : Degenerate
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                Nell Carter > Nelly : redfive
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                  Chris Carter > Nell Carter : xakmalice
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                    Jimmy Carter > Cris Carter : Degenerate
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                      Carter from "Spin City" > * ATTN ghey menz : lavamat
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                        Vice City > Spin City : xakmalice
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                          Sex In The City > Vice City : Degenerate
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                            Real Sex > Sex In The City : Nighteyes
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                              Truth > Lie : b00tsauce
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                                Money > Truth : lavamat
                                • me > your existence : b00tsauce
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                                  Time > Money : Nighteyes
                                  • Time = Money END OF THREAD :) : lavamat

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• omg im there : Nighteyes
• shhhhhhhhhhh!!!! : darcspeed
• yea, stop telling everyone :( or we'll never get it : cygnus
• Hell yes. Thanks bro :D : wunderbred
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  i wonder if the site is going to crash instantly... : cygnus
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    i estimated 11:59 it'll be down :) : mattfl
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      it does say akamai powered site... : carnivore
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        What does that mean? : wunderbred
        • akamai provides hosting when there's really high demand for it... they provide the files for the trailers... : carnivore
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  lol at 12 pm, 1,000,000 shackers hit it hard : Producinator
  • My guess is that it's rigged to 'blow' at certain hits... so they don't 'blow' the wad in the first hour.... : PantherX
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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6270959 : Producinator
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    http://www.logitechcordless.com/rules.htm : darcspeed
    • OMG!! If you visit the site and a Prize Claim Form appears during your visit, you are a winner! Read t : Swanson
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      "The promotion is open to residents of the United States and Canada." Screw you all! There are other c... : timm
      • Yeah, but they don't matter :) i kid, i kid! : tachck
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        I'm shooting for 2 using a friends name and email. I'll send you one if I get an extra. : Phil
        • i can do this also : synaptic revolt
        • Wow, that is too kind! I'll be refreshing like mad too, and if I get a winnar, I can have that sendt o... : timm
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    Canadian winners are required under Canadian law to correctly answer a time-limited mathematical question : synaptic revolt
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      surprisingly, that's what Canadian law states you have to do in order to claim a prize. : Swanson
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        hrm. ok then. thats a little weird, isnt it? : synaptic revolt
        • you would think so : Swanson
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          its always something stupid like BEDMAS or something retarded, they wont ask you to do a proof of TFTC or... : Producinator
          • It's generally something like what is 15 x 12 - 130 + 43? : Vantage
• you werent supposed to remind them =( : TheTick
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  Logitech keyboard drivers are a piece of shit. :-( : nudel
  • but it's free..and you could ebay it! : mattfl

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  Tell me about those movies listed sans Two Towers please! : wunderbred
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    Looking forward to seeing them : b00tsauce
    • :-/ : wunderbred
• 'm seeing LOTR with my girlfriend probably this weekend... : theGREATpandaman

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  sucks the last two movies are matted full-frames :( : wunderbred
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    Oh I'll get that fixed in February, don't worry. : Former_HPB
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      That's kinda the same way I feel. I bought it first day, I was just like "Fuck it. Better than nothing ... : wunderbred
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        how bad are the framing problems? : MuaaSan
        • http://www.hometheaterforum.com/htforum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=112569 : wunderbred
    • Yea but what a bitch that'll be. If you buy the DVDs now you'll have to keep track of the return process... : TwiLyght

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• 1. acquire my service as a contractor :-) 2. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=or... : El Tigre
• hi caly how's squabble?? : theGREATpandaman

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  good gloves are a MUST for cold weather riding in the winter time :) a pair of small mittens underneath l... : mattfl
  • How do you wear mittens underneath gloves?? : Vantage
  • Yeah I totaly underestimated how cold it was this morning and wore my fingerless gloves : smdever
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  Never fap in the backyard hammock. : Phil
  • Words to live by. : xakmalice

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• btw im like funny n stuff http://www.bash.org/?52154 http://www.bash.org/?49323 http://www.bash.org/?5... : CoRDS

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  Yousa gonna paaaay for that : geedeck
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    christ yes he will...i will pay for mine worse most likely though ULTRA spicy burrito from chipotle, 2... : TheTick
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      Man, at this rate I'm gonna hate to take some Smokin' Joes pizza to work with me. Awesome but extremely s... : geedeck
      • damn that sounds good...i love spicy food =( : TheTick
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  I'm jealous being up in Boston and no White Castle around. That place rocks. : Former_HPB
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    I purchased these bad boys in Kenosha, Wisconsin. :-P : PantherX
    • Frozen or the real thing? : Former_HPB

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  install IIS : freakord
  • or Apache, if you're familiar with that (It's all I run on my 2K/Linux boxes) : timm
• install linux! it's on the win2k cd... you gotta go to add/remove programs, and look for the 'windows ... : Clay
• When you setup a new site in IIS you assign it an ip to listen on. The site listening on your default IP... : bamfsog

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  where you working now? Record store still? : redfive
  • Your friend and mine huds0n vouched for me where he works: University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences--A... : wunderbred
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  i've bee out of the loop. what do you do? : lacker
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    He answers phone on the suicide prevention and teen pregnancy hotline. : Degenerate
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      u mean picks up chicks : Nighteyes
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        pretty much : Degenerate
        • unf. : wunderbred
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        good place to meet loose desperate women : TheTick
        • Somebody's been reading Palahniuk :D : wunderbred

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• No more Drugs for you : senior spielbergo
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  Someones gettin excited over doom 3! : Nighteyes
  • Or Postal 2! : eiopa
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  Dude. Defrag your X-Box. : geedeck
  • I don't have an Xbox omg huge. I do have a GameCube, though. : PantherX

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• hahaha, thats great : Degenerate
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  heh, I remember fixing this one guy's computer and the insides were completely covered in yellow shit fro... : redfive
  • Well, I don't smoke, so I don't really care. It's still a neat idea tho! :) : moshman
• I'd so buy that if they had it availiable in Norway! : timm
• I could see that actually being useful if you lost your ac adapter but had your car adapter for your cell... : malevolence
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  Is this limited to the states only? or can Canuks get in on this : Producinator
  • I don't know how to use the reply button : Producinator

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• roofles, the snowman is funnier than the joke, but the joke + snowman = lol : Nighteyes
• hehe ... Carrot-penif'd. : xakmalice
• roooofles : pyide
• there's something depressing about making a snowman alone in your tiny cubicle-sized backyard/ : gegtik
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  I like the carrot wang. : jerzakie
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    Thats what I've heard : Degenerate
    • Sadly, it's the truth. : geedeck

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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?person=George : Degenerate
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    boo this man. : gegtik
    • boo-urns boo-urns : Nighteyes
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  Its just somethign else being overused too quickly and too much again. :\ : pimpium
  • Yeah, it really sucks when they overuse things TOO MUCH. : lavamat
  • and by the same person : Nighteyes

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  check history before posting penny-arcde skit for the 100th time :( : Nighteyes
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    eh? but it was funny!!! : Silent Wolf
    • it is funny, i snicker when i think about the penis is proud comment but ive seen it about 30 times from... : Nighteyes
    • don't let him get you down SW, funny penny arcade never gets old. : darcspeed
  • and its an older one wise ass. : Silent Wolf
  • eat it : freakord

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  TASTYCAM! TASTYCAM! TASTYCAM! : Unleashed
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    MONORAIL !!! : Nighteyes
    • HO-BO!! : wunderbred