Evening Reading

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• dont smack yourself, you got t3h m/\d 5k|llz : George

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  ok Negative Nancy >:( : Normality
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    My name isn't Nancy. : dyinggaul
    • Oh, I see. MAUAUAHAH. : dyinggaul
• i don't like this thread. : esad
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  Do sisters-in-law count as "relatives"?? : Vantage
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    YES. A very close relative. : dyinggaul
    • But doable. : Edges
• so where's the wrong here? try to be concise. why is it wrong? : vodor
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  Not that anyone is suprized by this... I agree with you. : RatBastard
  • Not that anyone is surprised by this, I don't give a shit what you dissenting retards think. : Phil
• You guys take this just a bit seriously don't you think? She's hot, Phil acknowledges this. He gives me... : wykd
• SHES HOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!! : lumpymilk

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• off with his head!!!! : ctlaltl33t
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  Orlando Bloom : vex5150
  • But BALD : pharoah mike
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  Remember to grab the rope next time, asshat! How's dirt taste? :) : roushimsx
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    that movie rocked. I cant wait for the special edition : ashkie
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      what ever happened to that black hawk down game? have they canned it yet ? : Nighteyes
      • i think they realized it sucked so they went back to polish it up, which is all to the better. i really h... : ashkie
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        I hope so. The beta and demos were pretty awful. : roushimsx
        • nova ruined the game : Unleashed
    • Same here. Read the book while you wait :) : roushimsx
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  hahaha you did not know ;) tell me you at least noticed Obi in the movie though ;) : jedi_27
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    yea i knew that much... took me awhile to realize it when i first saw it though :) : ashkie
    • ok good ;) just making sure my buddy Ashkie at least say that ;) : jedi_27
• it's probably the best he died quick like he did. someone that fresh shouldn't be spraying bullets at pe... : esmokah

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• I'm there. Yup. : pharoah mike

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  fried goetta : locobastard
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    Explain... : EvilDolemite
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      http://www.goetta.com/ : locobastard
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        Seems good. : EvilDolemite
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          if you saw how it was made and what went in to the making you'd hurl.. same with hotdogs and "GROUND" ch... : locobastard
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            I've read a few books on meat-making, but I still enjoy hot dogs, sausage, and bologna. Shame on me. : EvilDolemite
            • i worked at a butcher shop... i saw enough.... all hotdogs are THOUROUGHLY cooked : locobastard
• pork rinds for sure, though I haven't eaten them in years : Gauss
• Cabbage rolls : oo7|bond
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  Macaroni and cheese with fried Spam. Yeah, it sounds kinda gross, but it's great. Just fry up some Sp... : Thresher
  • that sounds good actually. finely cubed spam in fried rice is also quite good (mix in some veggies, yum) : Gauss
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  Vienne Sausages : Odoyle
  • Oh yeah, forgot about those. Love 'em. I have friends that like potted meat, never developed a taste ... : Thresher

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  World's greatest troll : Magitek
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    ^Truth, like him or hate him, he was the best at what he did : pharoah mike
    • Well, still is, da comrades? : pharoah mike
  • "We believe that Peter Jackson and New Line Cinema's actions are in fact hate speech. The movie is intent : Unleashed
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  rofl this has to be a joke, right?...right? : ctlaltl33t
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    no, its true and they won. new line is going to start airing the revised trailrers tomorrow. : skold
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      Yeah its renamed to "Frodo's Quest" : gmd
      • /me is a sad panda : Unleashed
      • No. You forgot the full name.. It is There and Back Again: My Trip to see the Elves with the Mega-Hott... : fatman
• Ahh yeah, I forgot to mention that klerck makes a frequent appearance in dutch media with his (old) petit... : scion
• rofle, that's pretty good :) : mad-d00d
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  Klerck = dumbass, what the fuck does the WTC have anything to do with LoTR:TT besides the fact there are ... : street crazy
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    Man, it's a massive troll/joke. Obviously he's not serious, although there are probably people out there... : EvilDolemite
    • Oh there are :( : pharoah mike
  • mwahahahaha klerck owns j00 forever. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• anyways wasnt the WTC called the "twin towers" and not the two towers (even though they were 2 towers)...... : alcueso
• I think he made that site, didn't he? To make it look more legit... : fatman
• Anyone else get like 3000 runtime errors on that page... fishy, very fishy : esky
• hahaha... Best entry on the Two Towers petition: 21. boo-shem-ee Sometimes I just wish people had to : fatman
• I don't like the guy one bit, but this was sheer gold. : Entity

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• I never heard of it before. That's really quite cool. Sounds like a good idea to me. : PantherX
• How do they fit the Xbox in the sub? But, that sounds really cool. Good way to keep entertained/work ... : batkiwi
• Posted December 13th; not too old. I think what the IDSA did was great. : Entity
• that's pretty cool : nomaad

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• to big bird? : fluke

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  dont tell me ati picked up some 3dfx engineers : locobastard
  • unless ATI stands for "Evans & Sutherland" I'd say no. : Toraz Chryx
• holy shit. : Kashmir
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  I'll take three. : dra.
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    thousand. : Kashmir
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      MILLION : skold
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        trillion : locobastard
        • zillion : roushimsx
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          and one : skold
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            POINT FIVE! : Foozmelon
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              units. that's enough : Jerry C
              • SQUARED! ahah : locobastard
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  with 2-to-24-sample full-scene antialiasing at screen resolutions up to 2048x1536 and fill rates up to 9.... : Nighteyes
  • MAXIMUM<whatever word you feel like using> Wonder how much one of those costs ;) : Toraz Chryx

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  P4 1.7 ghz 256mb Samsung RDRAM 800mhz Intel 850GB mobo IBM Deskstar 40 gig 7200rpm (its good, never fa... : ctlaltl33t
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    Dude, if you need help "speeding up" that system, I don't know what to tell you. It's pretty damn nice a... : EvilDolemite
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      well, let me rephrase - MAKE BF1942 RUN GOOD >:/ : ctlaltl33t
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        Heh, maybe you should talk to the devs about that :/ Or lower your settings. It's a hog. : EvilDolemite
        • I run my BF1942 with about 60% everything, certain things you can turn all the way up and see no loss ... : Nighteyes
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        Lowering your audio settings should give you a nice boost in speed. : timm
        • yeah before lowing it down to 22khz, the game would suck my system's virtual memory dry and crash after a... : ctlaltl33t
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        The extra ram should help a bit. Be sure to defrag your hard drive monthly or so. Don't use the newest De... : nomaad
        • I defrag once a week usually, and I downgraded the dets : ctlaltl33t
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        I don't know if disabling virtual memory is such a great idea even with that amount of RAM.. In any case... : dn__
        • i think the 256mb of ram is my biggest problem : ctlaltl33t
      • I think BF1942 is just magic. It runs well on my laptop with a Celeron 1ghz, 256mb ram and integrated Int... : geedeck
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  so there are no uber tweaks i missed? say it aint so : ctlaltl33t
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    well i would say swapping that rig for my duron 750@1000 and a gf2mx on the INCREDIBLE! kt7 is about all ... : marku5
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      amd? surely you jest ;) : ctlaltl33t
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        Intel? surely you overpay : d-man
        • normally, yes. however, i cashed in on the chips n tips deal a while back : ctlaltl33t
• YE NEED MORE RAM CAPTAIN! 256 is "ok" but 640megs is good :) : locobastard
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  Putting your swap file on a 5400 RPM drive is the opposite of smart. : Entity
  • for swap drives, 4.3GB 10k Seagate Cheetahs = TEH WIN Must get around to hanging a bunch of them off... : Toraz Chryx

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  Well we're not setting up a huge drug ring here, but we could easily set up a huge piracy ring. Steve do... : Nighteyes
  • *ding ding* we have a winner : gibmiser
  • no internet needed for sharing software... but helps... no internet needed to get drugs.. but may help...... : alky
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  I'm sure if someone posted here asking where to find a cocaine dealer in City A or if someone was trying ... : ashkie
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    I'm just playing the devil's advocate a little. Still seems hypocritical. And I don't buy the warez rin... : i am the baker
    • Maybe my mind just works differently. Its not his job to censor everything that breaks a law in the Unite... : ashkie
    • you missed my point if the indurstry recognized Shacknews to be affiliated with warez, community talki... : Nighteyes
    • So people talk about how to get drugs here? No, but if they did that would most likely be nuked. H... : geedeck
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  You know why. You were just in the mood for some light trolling to get things moving. : {Venger}
  • Bingo! ;) : i am the baker

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  Had the same problem with LiveForSpeed and wrote a long post asking for a dedicated server exe a while ag... : {Venger}
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    I havent played LFS since we last played, any uber changes? : Nighteyes
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      Apart from keyboard controls I dont think anything big has been added. They are only doing slightly patch... : {Venger}
      • i let my room mate play LFS with my wheel setup haha he couldnt keep the rwd car on the road... looked... : locobastard
  • No readme to be found anywhere :( : timm
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  that game is poo. Don't even bother dude : ashkie
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    I kinda like it from what I saw. I mean, it's no "Oh, let's spend 7 hours flying around on some empty map... : timm
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      it totally felt like a cs clone to me.... it has some good points tho, like the foliage, sound effects an... : ashkie
      • Yeah, those are valid points for not digging it, but if they sort those out, it will certainly be a fun D... : timm

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• Downloading. TY SIR! : {Venger}
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  Hilarious.Purely Hilarious. : riceremloh
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    Lullyby = fav : esky
    • Special Olympics is quite good though : riceremloh

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  good luck! have fune : sikander
  • fune = special chinese dish consisting of grasshoppers and tapeworms also, have fun : sikander
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  too bad china blocks teh shack :( : celerity
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    LIES! I think. : celerity
    • what the hell? : Nighteyes
• Good luck man. Take... pics? : {Venger}
• DUDE BRING ME BACK SOME WAREZ SOFTWARE! : locobastard
• Happy Chinese lil chicks humping. : Agent Double O Sexy
• I'm flying to Spain tomorrow morning : lord of tError

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  Don't think they've actually released them yet. : Toraz Chryx
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    damn... these would be like sweet for a totally silent computer :) : locobastard
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      and TOTALLY FAST also :) : Toraz Chryx
      • .25 MS seek OH YEA :) : locobastard
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  damn 2 million hours MTBF (mean time between failure) : mohmar
  • thats ~228 years...geez : mohmar

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  its people like you who ruin the internet :( : ashkie
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    NO U misconfigured IIS servers.. blame microsoft :) : locobastard
    • the key word is misconfigured :) : ashkie

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  Don't say that, you're going to make me want to reinstall it. : awoihjaweohr
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    Just remember, poor framerates (for me anyways), boring follow the other guy gameplay, no storyline. : Nighteyes
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      Actually, yeah, can't find a game server that's no populated with a hacked character.... : awoihjaweohr
      • I hate people who play with that crap, I only respect and enjoy playing with folks who actually play the ... : Nighteyes
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        also unbalanced gameplay where melee characters rule everything and mages get penalized for leveling up w... : ashkie
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          That was annoying. I quit playing after I made an extremely high level mage without hacking. : awoihjaweohr
          • thats what ultimately made me stop playing as well. I spent the whole game playing nothing but Ranger and... : ashkie

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• I'D BUY THAT FOR A $1.43 : Blackdawgg
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  take off the stupid stickers and the wing and i'll take one : esmokah
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    The wing is for downforce : {Venger}
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      i'd still rather it not be on there. with a bit of different bodystyling you could get more downforce no... : esmokah
      • It already has a "widebody kit" which redirects airflow quite a bit, I'm not really sure what it does tho... : {Venger}
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  what kind of car is that? : Turd Ferguson
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    venger : Skyline me : vette : locobastard
    • Are you confused sir : {Venger}
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    Heavily modified Toyota Supra. Here's what they look like stock. http://www.rapidcars.com/bluesupratur... : {Venger}
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      damn... looked like a fuckin skyline.. : locobastard
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        Looks nothing like Skyline! Then again, both Skyline and Supra are major ricers anyway, so both are for ... : valiance
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          ... ok... gimme that crack pipe... now... supra and skyline are cool cars... just not for me :-P if : locobastard
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            No I pity you. Really, you have no idea. But I must not single you out. In fact, 99% of guys here on s... : valiance
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              Oh, you could've just told me I was talking to a pro. I didn't know, honest. I'll stop now aswell, don't ... : {Venger}
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                Heh, I am sorry (being non-sarcastic), but that's how car debates go. I have just had one too many car d... : valiance
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                  Right. And I agree. But this does not make your prior statement calling all japanese cars 'ricers' and 'f... : {Venger}
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                    What? When did I say that? Please don't put words in my mouth. I never said all Japanese cars are rice... : valiance
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                      Here's what I said again. "But this does not make your prior statement calling all japanese cars 'ricer... : {Venger}
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                        Uhh, you must have some seriously deranged logic. Where in there did I say that "all Japanese cars are r... : valiance
                        • You read my post. If you still don't get where I am coming from there is nothing I can say that will make... : {Venger}
                      • he's usign weird humor... i just got the skyline and the supra confused... looks like a nissan logo on ... : locobastard
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          Cool down. Define 'ricer'. The way you use it I wouldnt be surprised if you also call some cars 'nigger r... : {Venger}
          • A Civic is an economy car. It is not Honda's fault that kiddies want to ruin their reputation by doing w... : valiance
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  thats one ugly color : preacher
  • they were out of pink : {Venger}

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  every single time you say that, I read it as "Hot Sex Elf". I have no idea why. : roushimsx
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    mmmmm...hot sex elf. : xocsida
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      hey, if you're not busy later, i wanna crash my ISP's web servers by uploading a 150 meg file and seeing : roushimsx
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        Hahaha...actually...the file was only 7 megabytes...it was a wmv version that skynet found somewhere. ... : xocsida
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          Jesus fucking christ. That's insane. : roushimsx
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            yeah...Hostexcell is still claiming that we abused the service, and I'm claiming that if it wasn't for th... : xocsida
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              IIRC, this problem happened before with another Shacker's file that hosed the server. My advice beyond g... : redfive
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                Yeah..skynet actually upped it, so I'm not sure if he did or not. I guess not. :) : xocsida
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                  I downloaded it from Skynet so I'm to blame. Blame me, I'll take it all! : redfive
                  • you downloaded a 7M;B file so often that it took up 400GB of bandwidth :-) : rookieone
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                    good job Mr use up 400gb of bandwidth! : xocsida
                    • sorry :( : redfive
                    • The first copy was a bit jaggy, maybe he hoped the second would be better? Or the third? And gotta have o... : pharoah mike
• they do that gay pricing service shit to you? : tomatoactivator
• Hey Xoc, check this place out: http://www.boundgrid.net/ It's a one man operation run by a friend o... : geedeck

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  Dont worry she gave the same name to your penis : Blackdawgg
  • I don't want a cute dick, I want a big scary dick! One that comes up growling, RAAR! : Phearsome
  • [Generic XBOX is penis reply here] : Nighteyes
• Does her controller have the rumble function? : pharoah mike
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  "cube" suggests shape, a topic that females get touchy about. : Dreagon
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    she didnt think of it like that, she got the "cute and small" she just doesnt like to be called small cu... : Nighteyes
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      5'6" isn't short for a female, not by a long shot. You should help her overcome her height issues by rep... : EvilDolemite
      • Well I'm 6'3", so shes short :) : Nighteyes
    • she's taller than my wife =/ : Dreagon
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  hahaha she probably is telling all her friends some shit now about how men love videogames more than wome... : ctlaltl33t
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    Girls with low self-esteem hate computers ;) Well-adjusted and well-loved girls don't. : EvilDolemite
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      actually, this girl was real cute and didnt have a self esteem problem. she just got mad when my friend w... : ctlaltl33t
      • Maybe just simple jealousy. Screw it. You like what you like. : EvilDolemite
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  does the cat try to eat her? Do you lose her a lot? Can you fit her in your pocket? : roushimsx
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    Do you pop in a disc and try to beat it? Ever seen all four controller slots used at once? : pharoah mike
    • hot : Nighteyes
    • pics+demo disc : Dingbat

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• That is correct. : {Venger}
• yes : ctlaltl33t
• no its highly unpossible, the second hd will automagicly convert itself to ntfs for great justice : halfway
• yes but why? : locobastard
• Thanks all. : TwiLyght

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  Baldur's Gate: DA on the PS2 was so boring, after the first few levels it just turns into hack/slace snor... : Nighteyes
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    I actually liked it enough to play through. I didn't get really bored until the swamp levels, which were... : EvilDolemite
    • i got sick of it at the ice mountain place : Nighteyes
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  if KotOR is anything like Neverwinter Nights, then I'm not looking forward to it. : roushimsx
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    I think it's going to be very different. : EvilDolemite
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      Is it a MMORPG? : Phearsome
      • nope, thats SWG : jedi_27
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        Nope, single-player epic. : EvilDolemite
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          Gahh...such a hard choice....XBox or PS2 : Phearsome
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            Right now, PS2 has tons more RPGs, and it probably will in the future, too. Xbox is weak in that departm... : EvilDolemite
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              I'm not just looking for RPGs, I'm looking for a good console. There are so many perks for both systems.... : Phearsome
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                You're right. It comes down the the games out now, the games that will come out, the hardware value, the... : EvilDolemite
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                  Yeah, hardware value is what has me concerned about the PS2. I bought my dreamcast about 6 months before... : Phearsome
                  • I think that's mostly a myth. Some Xbox games get ported to PC, and vice-versa, but defnitely not most. ... : EvilDolemite
    • I hope so. NWN's camera and party controls are just awful :| : roushimsx
• I'm REALLY looking forward to Fable. The whole concept is mindbogglingly exciting to me. : nomaad
• Never mind about Metal Dungeon. I see it just got a 3.5 on IGN. There goes one hot prospect. : EvilDolemite

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  It's broken. Send it to me and I'll fix it. : nomaad
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    Okay, cool. Should I send along the 2400+ (@2.2GHz) and nForce2 too? 768MB DDR400? You don't need those, ... : timm
    • ALL OF EEET : nomaad
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  Trueform isn't going to perform miracles. Half-Life is a dated engine with dated graphics (although DoD ... : i am the baker
  • I realize it's dated and all, but I didn't except TrueForm to make some gun models look like dildo launch... : timm

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• i KNEW that would bring it back up. : skold
• it works fine : matthaeus

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  the CIA probably recruits field ops from the armed forces : smoy
  • That would make sense. At least on field ops like these. : Dreagon

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  probably a marketing decision. ya gotta underestimate the intelligence of the consumer. : smoy
  • Good luck getting people all around the world to pronounce Segueway without seriously hurting themselves. : {Venger}

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• I agree whole heartedly. : sm00v3d

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• ok no more dthread for me, i cant hande the reply button : gibmiser

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  any bot + nightmare = insane seriously, they cheat so bad. i cant wait until a game has 'ai' that does... : skold
  • This game CHEATS! /throws the controller : celerity
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    Actually, I don't think it does. I talked to Mr. Elusive a lot during the creation of the Gladiator bot, ... : timm
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      below nightmare, perhaps, but nightmare bots definately do cheat. even if you let the aim thing go (wh... : skold
      • hm, I don't think this is happening. As far as I know, there is no code which would alter the damage cau... : bitshifter
      • I could be wrong, but I don't think I am. It just sounds like well places shots to me. As far as I know (... : timm
• you have to keep him on the same platform as yourself. Hit him with rockets and constantly keep him off ... : redfive