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• lol : jahulio2

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• www.winbar.nl : hawkeye

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  I'm guessing you're in Europe, right? What if we we can get other shackers like Timm (and several other E... : Maddog_Delphi97
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    I think he's in Australia. 6am for east coasters would be 10am-12am for most European shackers. : nomaad
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      Oh, my bad. So I'm wondering how many shackers are from Australia.. and how many of those play BF? : Maddog_Delphi97
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        I'm in Australia, it's 1:00am now, nice and dark. We play BF just as much as you guys do I guess. We'v... : Skidrowpunk
        • But we’re bad spellers. The entire country is..... REALLY!! : Skidrowpunk
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          08:02:49 shacktime = 1:02:42am in Australia, okay got it. Any other Australian shackers? : Maddog_Delphi97
          • just me , that is all : CoRDS

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• God that lasted forever. I believe most of those gorges were sub-par as well. We had all the resources ... : c0bra
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  that's why you should fuck your mom while hyou're still breast feeding and the blaome your older brother ... : dist0rti0n
  • heh.. so drunken posts can be funny after all. : jidar
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  elaborate? : Luminair
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    c0bra and I just kept getting our ass kicked... so we're bitching :P Siege + Phase Gate = pain. All... : Nullzero
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      Plus that map is just too big to spam forces anywhere unless you have, what? A phasegate. Plus our gorg... : c0bra
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        when in doubt, chew up the comm chair :) : agrivaine
        • I was doing that as I died because our hives were gone. : c0bra
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  I recently played a game that we could've easily one and didn't. This game requires teamwork, but if y... : Kiriakos
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    "So in essence, this mod can be very fun with a decent team, or extremely frustrating with a lousy one." ... : Magitek
    • You can still do well with a few people working as a team, but most of the time that never happens. That... : Kiriakos
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    why create a game that has these long drawn out last stands? in NS victory is never sudden; one of the t... : BadRespawn
    • a) mod isn't done b) mod is popular : Luminair
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  play America's Army instead NS is cool at times but it depends so heavily on your team not being assmo... : silly
  • That's why I play. There's a hell of a lot of people out there who WILL work as a team. : c0bra
  • yessssssssss. come to the dark side with ussssssssssssss. : lazarusb
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    I can't stand the netcode in AA... I chop all over the place, and even though my crosshair is on the enem... : Nullzero
    • Have you tried ashkie's server? I ping maybe 100 and haven't had any problems. Shit, I was sniping and ... : lazarusb
  • I 'played' a few rounds of AA last night and it sucks! Time spent playing: about 3 minutes Time spent w... : jidar

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  You need to get organized. : marblehead
  • im not horribly disorganized I just can not find stuff : rosewood
• I stole it I'm giving it as a gift for christmas! : st0ck

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• was maa'en eating davecrazy's ass? cause that's all i got from that... : maynard854
• i like the happy sun : davi00a1
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  who's the special guest? : ScoobySnack
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    swing and a miss : Shadore66
    • ohhh.. drawn by a special guest. : ScoobySnack
    • LOL, that made me laugh so hard : AllYourBase
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  you can't use davecrazy, he's banned. : the archvile
  • am I? : davecrazy
• hahaha : SPAZER
• haha, good one. : slax0r
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  !!!! : Y{Sexninja!!!!'s lost exclamation}y (#402) : Juno
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    DAMN!!! I noticed that tag as I hit the button. : Juno
    • Well that fucking ruins my night. : Juno
• I think the intention is kinda lost if you haven't seen "2001 : A Space Odyssey" By Stanley Kubrick; but ... : dissectional
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  Sweet! Where is episode 11? : boolean
  • 11 is being done by sexninja(!!!!) - so hopefully we'll see it soon :) I jumped the gun and named mine ep... : dissectional
• Well done sir! : Caboose
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  say what? mercury increases your prl?! : Draugluin
  • omg, conspiracy :D : dissectional
  • yes...this intrigued me as well....I may just pay for Mercury for that lol. : majestik
  • no, it doesnt : sexninja

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  Dude, take your xbox and practice up for Mechassault! With that kind of motivating fee you HAVE to be ... : bringer
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    what if it sinks the ship? LOLOMGHUGE sorry : cavalier
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      dont apologize; it's a legitimate concern. my cousin, aunt and sister all died that way. : on_a_beach
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        sank by an xbox? : diehlr
        • yes, on three seperate incidents. : on_a_beach
    • Someone dropped an Xbox on the titanic and look what happened! : Blackdawgg
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  You have to post from the middle of the caribbean man. : skynet
  • they have an internet cafe on board. Maybe I'll hop on for for a few one day and post. : Degenerate
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  wow.. no internet. man fuck cruises. : jidar
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    no internet, stomach pains and diahreah. What could be better? : Degenerate
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      Reaming prices on Alcohol? : Kaiser
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        thats already paid for :) : Degenerate
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          Eh? I always heard that they ream you on alcohol while you're on the ship. Did you get a special LUSH... : Kaiser
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            the company my sister works for is paying for the trip and I'm her guest. theyre taking care of almost ev... : Degenerate
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              You lucky fuckerhead : Kaiser
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                I guess, of course when I get sick and die I wont be so lucky. :D : Degenerate
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                  You won't die. Just diaharrea and vomiting. :D : Kaiser
                  • I'll get pics and divx of that : Degenerate
            • Of course we are expecting pics + divx + loveboat stories upon your return. : Phil
• If it’s your first cruise get ready for a shock. It will show you how fat we Americans real... : palewussy
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  where are you going? : Utopia
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    http://www.carnival.com/Ships/itinerary.asp?sc=DE&itc=SCA&dur=007&epc=SJU : Degenerate
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      since you're going to jamaica i expect you to take care of business : Blackdawgg
      • I'd rather have some Cubans : Degenerate
    • Maybe you will be lucky and not have many Americans on your cruise to spoil the view. The one I went on ... : palewussy
    • saaweet! : Utopia

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  Hence why most people play conquest : Fyunch Click
  • I spent the last 2 hours playing CTF its just retarded its almost impossible to capture on most level... : Nighteyes
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  Agreed. They need an ASSAULT mode like in the original UT. : Phil
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    Yeah, some levels lend themselves to that, like Omaha Beach... a very underplayed map, IMHO. : Flawless Cowboy
    • Omaha is okay, I got frustrated with the sniper rifles reticle being so very far off target. : Nighteyes
    • It's underplayed because it requires so much coordination on the allied side. : Fyunch Click
• Meh, it's kinda fun once in awhile... I like being in a plane and seeing the enemy flag carrier's name fl : zyklonbee
• it's fun, but only on Wake and the Russian maps : Odoyle
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  The hell? We almost only play CTF on our server. CTF works wonderfully for BF42. : {Venger}
  • but youre a bunch of crazy Swedes! : Degenerate

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  Yes... yes it is. But it's fucking awesome. You start to pick up momentum after you get around the hall w : Flawless Cowboy
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    Heh, I saw the metal detectors on the other side(with optic cable) and I thought: 'omg there are probably... : nomaad
    • ^spoilers above! sorry :( : nomaad
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  you are correct, sir. Just wait till the next mission. >:) : freakord
  • the next one is not hard, the one after that is... : kreggers
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  yeah it is! i played for about 30 minutes last night until i kicked my XBOX and broke my foot! : jedi_27
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    at least it's big enough for you to prop your cast on while your foot heals : freakord
    • i know! I am so glad MS thinks of everything : jedi_27
• damnit i didnt have a single problem with this mission it was fucking long, but i didnt find it too di... : -=kodiak=-
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  which game? : Sniper21
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    Splinter Cell : Degenerate
    • thank you : Sniper21

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• isnt that just the worst thing ever? people are leaving in the middle of a conversation and just not even... : on_a_beach

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  Uh, cliche'd SF theme. Also, there's no staying power. : xvdl
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    that depends, true the effect is only temporary. But temporary in this case is between 100 - 1000 years w... : Dreagon
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      100-1000 years isn't suitable for anything. : diehlr
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        Sure it is. You could colonize successfully in that time, while using the oxygen producing algea and othe... : Dreagon
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          No you couldn't. Don't forget during those 100-1000 years, you'll be dealing with constantly changing cli... : diehlr
          • ^^^ truth. It would be hell, followed by more hell, followed by more hell, then back to normal, which is ... : xvdl
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            True there would be climactic change, at some times violent, however dropping 3-4 comets or ice asteroids... : Fyunch Click
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              Have fun chasing down comets in your X-Wing. Sorry, but our technology is nowhere near good enough for th... : diehlr
              • No need to be so sarcastic. There are several ice asteroids in the asteroid belt. As for comets, yes we'd... : Fyunch Click
            • Possibly large chunks of ice pulled from the rings of saturn? : Dreagon
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  What we need to do is put big mirror's in orbit (of mars), heat it up, and transplant a bunch of oxygen p... : tachck
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    Good thing those aliens left that machine that does that already. Just send Ahnuld. : Dread Pirate Roberts
    • WTF?!?!?! SPOILERS!! : freakord
  • I agree with the sentiment here. We are capable of doing a lot more with Mars than we are doing at this t... : Dreagon
  • yeah human kind is capable of peace but we are just lazy and uninterested. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  ...and throw off its orbit enough to screw up the entire solar system and endangering us all to a painful... : the archvile
  • You don't have to use one HUGE rock, you know :) : Dreagon
• Imagine how much fun the terraforming technicians would have fucking with everyone. "We're moving the ... : Flawless Cowboy
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  we should go to mars and.....TAKE IT"S OIL!! : doc rock
  • "Hubble reports that Saddam Hussein is manufacturing weapons of mass destruction on Mars." : Flawless Cowboy
• I think the best chance of terraforming mars will be some sort of chemical reaction we can set off in the... : skynet
• We should try terraforming Earth that way. : mrtony
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  Yes but how will you throw an Xbox at it? : Blackdawgg
  • you launch it with a really big slingshot : Degenerate
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    Screw the Xbox itself. I wanna see how huge the FACTORY that puts them together is. Let's throw it at a p... : Fyunch Click
    • It will have to be like Homeworld, and they'd assemble the X-Box in orbit... well, just like they do now. : Flawless Cowboy
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      it IS a planet : Blackdawgg
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        Jupiter? : Fyunch Click
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          Jupiter only makes the yellow button on the controller :/ : Blackdawgg
          • Thank you for this post. It made me laugh. :D : Fyunch Click
  • Saturn V Rocket \m/ : Kaiser

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  what happend : -=kodiak=-
  • Nothing but problems with this ATI Radiator 7500 since I got it. Everything was fine until BF42 came arou... : IcomeINpeace
• I make install packages that do that. I use the AI program that comes with Ghost Corp. I dont know if it ... : Degenerate
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  Yeah it exists... I think Symantec or Norton made something like that a few years ago. I can't help yo... : MrLobo
  • your thinking of CleanSweep..I just downloaded TrashIT...wish me luck! :( : IcomeINpeace

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• you have to sit the same number of people on the left and right sides : gegtik
• I know, I was a sad panda when I found out there's not a single show playing anywhere near Baltimore. :( : Flawless Cowboy
• Its playing all over Mass. Loews is carrying it in their older theaters : cavalier
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  It looks pretty bad. : rossimo
  • who cares i has the american psycho : cigam
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  link to the trailer? : jidar
  • http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/equilibrium.html : Dechter

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  call the villlage and complain, we do and they come right out and fix it. : alcueso
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    Villagers need snow shovel! : skynet
    • villagers need this http://www.tamug.edu/labb/projects/weddell/McM2002/DSC_0029-2.jpg : Degenerate
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  I read that wrong. : mp7rox
  • me too. I was imagining him being plowed in the asshole by an entire town : Dreagon
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    they might as well have plowed my dirtbox. : skynet
    • at least then they could have sent you flowers or chocolates. : Dreagon
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  jedi plowed you in the asshole? what? : Do_Or_Die
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    now that would not suprise me : Degenerate
    • i'd be surprised if he didn't : Do_Or_Die
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    This sand is rough, but your skin is smooth... : ghost in my shell
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      you had me at sand : jedi_27
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        fill jedi with sand : skynet
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          http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6154005 : jedi_27
          • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6153822 : Degenerate
• I just had this vision of you flipping off the plower as he drove by and shouting this at the top of your : Maddog_Delphi97
• I didn't think you were talking about snow for about 30 seconds after this post. : Caboose
• fired'd? : urbansling
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  oops, laid off? what happened? TELL US! : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • I meant the snow plows boxed me in. :( : skynet
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  snow emergancy routes, do you have them? what winter amature state are you in? : NexusOne
  • Vagina. : skynet
• plowing me in assholes? .. dirtbox? : diehlr

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• An Undercurrent WILL make you spew if you've been drinking much at all. I never thought a 3 Wise Men was ... : zyklonbee
• hahaha someone did that to me too.... 3 wise men... don't remember the taste, but I remember having to ac... : Chunks
• The 3 wiseman has a decent yak factor, about a 9 on a 1-10 scale. Another good one is 1 part Jagermeister... : Fyunch Click
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  buy him a snakebite : Degenerate
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    i love snakebites! and liquid cocaine : kenmis
    • if he already is halfdrunk the snakebite should push him right into Pukeville. : Degenerate
    • random comment : Magitek
• concentrated evil: 151, vodka (i think) and jabenero sauce : kenmis
• Depends on how you make the 3 wisemen: Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker = nasty. Add George Dickel... : ckj
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  sweaty goats ass. that is all. : NexusOne
  • or three wisemen chasing a wild turkey through mexico : NexusOne
  • not sure i even want to know whats in that. : josecuervo

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• It wont let me join the shacknews one, says its full and then shockwave crashes cuz its a pos : Nighteyes

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  This data rate increase also produces an increase in reach of about 600 feet, which translates to an incr : boomstickah
  • 6 percent! So the guy next door to me can now get ADSL. Yay. : skynet
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  you're complaining that it can go 600ft further? why? it may not be an exciting advantage of adsl2, and i... : marku5
  • 50kbps is something to talk about! </sarcasm> : diehlr
  • They need to work on SIGNIFICANTLY extending it's reach (like X2) and making it work on fibre (some super... : skynet

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• no u! : Degenerate
• "I'm sorry, we have to let you go." "no u" : mrtony
• This japanese teacher aides' name is "Ninoyu" Ni No U I think of the shack everytime i see him :( : Nighteyes
• I was watching springer once and this lady was like.."well at least I didn't spend a month in the mental ... : smdever
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  I said "oh nos" the other day to mine... : ghost in my shell
  • did he then commence a harsh anal raping after making a loud scream? : Nighteyes
• hahahaha you dork. my boss calls me a camper though, its kind of funny : jedi_27

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  since they bought Cyrix from National Semiconductor at a bargain basement price. : the archvile
  • ah! makes sense. thanks. : skynet
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    I like the preview for this post. It says they bought Cyrix at a bar. :) : Degenerate
    • the lonely and desperate processor company? : skynet
• since I pulled them out of MY PANTS : Do_Or_Die

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  Can I have some? : skynet
  • lets trade. : boomstickah
• Wow, that's cool, congrats! And no, I'm NOT gonna say the obligatory comment about how big his bonus o : Maddog_Delphi97
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  <quavery voice> Alms! Alms for the poor! <quavery voice> : Dreagon
  • Alms for an ex-leper? : Caboose
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  on a side note, its unreal how much they taxed me. 34%!!! :o I get it all back anyway. : boomstickah
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    The normal income tax here is 38.8% :[ : nomaad
    • I only normally get taxed 20% : boomstickah
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  Christmas bonus? What's that? good damn fucking big corporations : xocsida
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    huge corporation has nothing to do with it. My corporation is larger than yours :) : boomstickah
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      mine might be larger then yours ;) and i am not getting one! : jedi_27
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        doubt it. Mine is in every continent! : boomstickah
        • so is mine ;) : jedi_27
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          I work for Wachovia. Who do you work for? : xocsida
          • I work for UPS. No massive layoffs, good benefits etc, but the work SUCKS. : boomstickah
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          pfft, mine is in one county! : Degenerate
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            mine owns this country! ;) : jedi_27
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              but it doesnt own me. : Degenerate
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                yeah and that kind of bugs us. were going to need to you to vist STL sometime so we can run some tests. ... : jedi_27
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                  would these tests be filled with free beer? : Degenerate
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                    yeah lots of it, and some mind controlling drugs at the end : jedi_27
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                      I'm all for the beer but a little unsure about the mind controlling drugs. : Degenerate
                      • you don't really have much of choice, its kind of part of the package. in fact you won't even know whats... : jedi_27
        • I never got a Christmas bonus. I hate you all. : roushimsx
• I want a bonus! heh starting a job in dec prolly rules that out :p : halfway
• I'm getting teh monies after the new year. Then I think I'll go out and get a Game Cube it's so tiny : freakord

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  yeah, I've gotten up at 9am the past two days.. bizarre! : diehlr
  • yea i got a phonecall from the job i applied to last week, so that's why im up : -=kodiak=-
• I've been up since 6pm last nite, and I got invited to go out to lunch with a friend... so my plan of sle... : Chunks

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• http://www.thepinupfiles.com/images/elv-0001.jpg : on_a_beach

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• Ron's the don : SlamDunk
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  I've met that man, I've shaken that mans hand. I've even got his autograph.. (Of course I also got Jenn... : Tripps
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    Hope you washed your hand. : xvdl
    • No fucking way! : Tripps
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5825445 TOUCH ME : nomaad

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  when certain unauthorized software regarding a certain game from a certain godlike company was leaked, an : Caboose
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    But the admins maintain it was not related to that. ;-) : skynet
    • So why haven't the comments been killed then, I know some people got some itching posting fngers : stgdz

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• I dunno.. maybe if we keep talking about Team Sound same way that UtilityMaximizer and me talked about BF... : Maddog_Delphi97
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  It seems to work well. It would help if there were some standard calls people used, but that should shak... : trove
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    yeah, agreed. : beastrabban
    • I find myself stumbling becuase the flags aren't labeled so I'm like, "Sherman approaching the ... er ..... : trove
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    Somebody mentioned something about making wave files that everyone could download and bind a key in TS. ... : Maddog_Delphi97
    • Not really. The in game F1-F8 system works well for that. The biggest problem is unless you're looking ... : trove
• I've found it somewhat hard to adjust. The game didn't come with voice comm, and I've gotten used to tha... : lazarusb
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  WTF is team sound? : junkstyle
  • Like Roger Wilco. : trove
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6122779 : Maddog_Delphi97
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  I just found out about it, I will use it now BUT I have no speakers for the time being until I get to com... : Nighteyes
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    Yeah, it's stuff like that that makes me wish that BF1942 could run in a window instead of full, so I can... : Maddog_Delphi97
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      http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/search.x?query=%2Bloopback+%2Bmode ? : Luminair
      • Yeah, I know about loopback mode... what I meant is to be able to do quick check to see who's trying to t... : Maddog_Delphi97
• I can hear using it, but nobody can hear me. It works nicely though. : PantherX
• You should play Natural Selection. Very good use of it there. : snuff
• If I could get it to work, I'd use it. >:( : UtilityMaximizer

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• thats mr.sleepaaay : Utopia
• ahaha, excellent! : eiopa

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• http://www.google.com/search?num=20&hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=ISO-8859-1&safe=off&q=enron+auction : Caboose
• speaking of auctions, I visited ebay for the first time in a long time, and I could not believe how much ... : Antilles_Prime

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  It's weird how that's such a sense of accomplishment sometimes. : Flawless Cowboy
  • I'd been in total bum mode and let the office and desktop degenerate into messy shitholes. Desktop is cle... : roushimsx
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  thats a phat wallpaper. can i have? : doc rock
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    Jump on ETG and join #jpn , I'll DCC it : roushimsx
    • ok, hold on i got crank that shit up : doc rock

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• Looks neat. Downloading now. : Magitek

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  its too fucken cold in alaska for germs to live wierd tho, people actually go on alaskan cruises this ... : halfway
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    but don't they have Pacific cruises down to resorts in Mexico? : Dreagon
    • hmm, yea I dunno, all you hear about are like caribean cruises and shit : halfway
• Geez, what the hell is going on? : Vis Inack
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  Oops, pray for Clay!! : moshman
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    Clay is on a cruise? : Tissen
    • yes! : moshman
    • I think so. I wish him luck (and health) : Dreagon
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  Bioterrorism. : skynet
  • Biotourism : electric_monk
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    Bioterrorism is when my brother brings his kid over to my house, who promptly passes around every flu bug... : Dreagon
    • Make her wear a gas mask : Do_Or_Die
  • OMFG ALARMIST! : xvdl
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  Guess where I'm going starting on Sunday. :¬/ : Degenerate
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    Enjoy your purging cruise. : Dreagon
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      My plan is to just drink enough alcohol to kill anything else. : Degenerate
      • Sounds like a good plan :) : Dreagon
  • Ahahahaa. MAKE YOUR TIME : valiance
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    Joo gonna die meng! : xocsida
    • :( : Degenerate
  • mmmm....pathogens. : skynet
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  I thought they found out that it's just the flu and that it's been going around. : PantherX
  • Yep, I guess that I was pointing out that it seems to be confined to the Caribbean so if you are planning... : Dreagon

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• Uhh, no. STARE AT MY CROTCH : Magitek

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• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6120449 : Dread Pirate Roberts
• *actual comic : Caboose

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• I think I have a semi : freakord