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• Goatse tastes like VICTORY : ventro

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  heheheh eureka : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • No.. I washed this morning... : Q-ball

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  I think the awnser is simple. He is living in a small Indian village and not consuming all the junk we do... : smdever
  • Or he's got great genetics. : Fyunch Click
  • that's probably part of it, but there's definitely more to it otherwise there'd be a lot of 120yr olds ou... : Zehobbit
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  the secret is not dying, the method is pure chance... : patdoody
  • ...the trick is to keep breathing? : Deathlove
• his community doesnt have all the modern shit that we have that fucks up darwinism, so they grow the best... : papaskot

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• Along the outside of the room there are outcroppings if you make sure you are next to one of these he ca : Crimsonbeak
• I don't bother using power missles I just use the charged wave beam. So here's what you do. Put on th : lazarusb
• I get into a ball and zip around when he does, but you can't always get out of the way. : geedeck
• thanks for the help, everybody! : king_darius
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  God he was a bitch.. I beat him by using the regular blaster and missles once in a while. You just have t : Zehobbit
  • Didn't know that the stray rocks gave you health. Nice. That would have made it easier I suppose. I ju... : lazarusb
• Wow this post looks like an FBI doc. : bobokiller
• go to work, I just hax3d your servars : tomservo

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• +1 Informative : skynet
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  supermegaexcellent, hitman guys finally being rewarded all the hard work. : on_a_beach
  • i only wish i could have gotten a copy before the recall : dist0rti0n
  • Yeah, I'm glad to see that as well. : nomaad
• I guess "Combat Racing" is one way to describe GTA3. :) : xakmalice
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  Sorted by total sales: FORMAT DESCRIPTION GENRE INTRO DATE CORPORATE PUBLISHER UNITS OCT 2002 UNITS L : Tissen
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    Top ten that is. SM64 has sold almost 6 million units.. : Tissen
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      that's the highest selling console game of all time? : king_darius
      • since 1995 : ostrichboy
      • In the US, I believe. : nomaad
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      don't you mean mario sunshine? : draconic
      • that's the funniest post I've read so far today : Zehobbit
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      Also note that GTA:VC sold in it's first month almost as many cpoies as Halo sold during it's first 11 mo : Tissen
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        where's the data on halo? : king_darius
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          Too huge to fit on the list. : nomaad
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            touché. : king_darius
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              How'd you get the "é"? My touche could use that. Didn't see it in character map... : lazarusb
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                Whát ÿòû sãý? : Tissen
                • Þíð fífl óg fávítar! : nomaad
                • Névér mind, I found it. : lazarusb
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          XBX HALO 1ST PERSON SHOOTER NOV'01 MICROSOFT 54 144 1 522 574 $47,53 : Tissen
          • 1.5 million? A little less than I thought =( : nomaad
          • still it's a hefty bit of cash: 72.3 millon$ turnaround. But GTA3 4 228 169 @ $49,77 gives a whopping 21... : BigT
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  I sincerely hope NHL 2K3 rapes NHL 2003 off that list. : Deathlove
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    It won't, unfortunetly. : Kiriakos
    • They did a pretty good job advertising NBA 2K3 - it sold half as many copies as the EA offering (which is... : Deathlove
  • Why? NHL 2003 ain't bad. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Oy !! 210 Million revnue for GTA3 for the PS 2 ??? PS2 GRAND THEFT AUTO 3 COMBAT RACING OCT'01 TAKE 2 IN... : rookieone
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  WHY IS ACE COMBAT 4 NOT ON THE LIST : sexninja
  • because its gay like YUO : tomservo

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• HOLY CRAP ON A STICK i want one. : draconic
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  I GET IT. OUR PHONES SUCK. WHY MUST YOU MAKE THE PAIN SO? /me weeps in corner : geedeck
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    actually i'm thinking of upgrading my phone from the v60 i have to this: (hope it works) http://www... : draconic
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      bah. 8-bit color. i've got luscious 12-bit color. : karl hungus
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        well, it's the best they offer at the moment. :/ i think. : draconic
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          i take it back, is this any better? http://www.verizonwireless.com/ics/plsql/equipment.phone_popup?p_m... : draconic
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            shit, sorry about that link. copy/paste. : draconic
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              i'm having incredible difficulty determine the bitdepth of the screen. no... wait. okay... if this mean... : karl hungus
              • Bitdepth doesn't matter much if you don't have any services that take advantage of your phone. Monochrome... : {Venger}
        • i think sprint is currently the only US carrier with more than 8-bit color, but i could be wrong. : karl hungus
    • Seems alright, if kinda boring. I think I'm gonna go from Verizon to T-Mobile around Christmas so I ca... : geedeck
• nice...one day I'll need a PDA, and by that time it will be a small laptop...only like...much much better... : ChowYunCat
• that thing is freaken sexy : TheTick
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  Any idea when the Panasonic GD-87 will be available in Sweden? I want to know more about that phone. : Tissen
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    Nope, and www.mobil.se doesn't seem to know either. : {Venger}
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      www.mobile-review.com >> www.mobil.se : Tissen
      • Nice site, I'll start checking them out regularly. Thanks for the tip. The GD87 looks interesting. I s... : {Venger}
  • GD87 "soon" http://www.mobil.se/nyheter/visa.asp?id=5936&sid=1 : {Venger}
• looks sweet, but I wonder how much they charge for the internet. : slax0r
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  But will it play Quake? : CrimsonHandHiro
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    Or make coffee? : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • or fap you off? : moshman

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• I need to get rich. Now. : roushimsx
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  he only gets chicks now that he's doing those mcdonalds commercials. : vex5150
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    They want to meet Grimmace : Degenerate
    • I'd plow him in the plum box. : xakmalice
    • http://www.spacemoose.com/strips/grimace.gif http://www.spacemoose.com/strips/bulbous.gif : Kiriakos
• I misread this the first time and thought TRIUMPH, not Trump. Need to get the cobwebs out this morning. : huds0n
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  Because he's with an ugly woman or because he's rich? : Zehobbit
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    ugly? with standards like those you must live a very unsatisfying life. : patdoody
    • mmmm...hand.... : roushimsx
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      I agree with the guy -- she ain't that hot.. : dn__
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        if she walked past you in real life your jaw would hit the ground... : patdoody
        • actually i'd probably trip over my own boner. : roushimsx
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          haha, no. where do you live? england? : Zehobbit
          • ummm.. no. : patdoody
        • Wrong answer.. I personally know chicks who are A LOT hotter than that.. : dn__
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      Actually, she looks bucktoothed & her eyes are too close together. : Phil
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        i wanna meet the woman ure fucking! : patdoody
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          I'm not saying she's not not bang-able, the point is that if I had a billion dollars, I'd have MUCH hotte... : Phil
          • heh... no doubt he does : patdoody
    • ugly is slightly harsh, but she's not very pretty/hot. : Zehobbit

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  At least tell me you picked the Pats on thursday, right? : Former_HPB
  • shit I'll have to come up with my thanksgiving picks! thanks for the reminder! I have a feeling the pat... : lordlobo

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• this man tells no lies. : thekidd

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  i am, i could never get used to threads or dthreads : nurall
  • luddite : matrix
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    how the hell can you keep up? : rosewood
    • im pretty smart :) : nurall
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  Vantage does. But he's a crazy viking so we just let it go. : Degenerate
  • I'd bet $10 that's a lie : slammy
• I remember when there was nothing but flat mode. After using Dthread, I don't know how it actually worked... : Zehobbit
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  I use flat mode : smdever
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    bah you only use it cause you hate the US and all things normal! : Blackdawgg
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      but if flat is default, that would mean its normal! and some wacky norweigan made dthread : multisync
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        actually isn't Thread default? : Blackdawgg
        • Yep, that is correct : Zehobbit
      • herein lies the secret of the universe : slammy
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        Seriously? Some Norwegian made DThread? : timm
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          sander isn't american : multisync
          • he aint Norwegian either :) He's a dutchie too. But you could say that Andy Hanson made dthread first. : moshman
• I want a nest dthread of sorts Id use nested but it just sucks right now : rosewood

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  I hate to be the one who says OLD but seriously, this is just that. Fuck, this information was even a... : rosewood
  • Tinkle? hehe....hahaha....bwahaahahaha....AAAHAHAHAHAHA * F U N N A Y ' D * : Normality
• Right...... : theGREATpandaman
• If you sprinkle when you tinkle Be a sweetie, wipe the seatie : slammy

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• Metriod Fusion? If so I'm getting it today : theGREATpandaman
• I just picked it up yesterday for the long weekend away from home, with no PC. I hope to be a good way th... : Former_HPB
• I beat it a while ago It's short, but it's a good short. : Eggnog
• i have : bRAINsick

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  I'm totally missing the point.. : dn__
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    He writes the most wide spread hack. : chuk
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      I'm STILL missing the big picture here.. So what..? : dn__
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        he's the author of cheating software for counter-strike and he's posting on a anti-cheat software forum? : king_darius
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          <sarcasm on> I'm impressed <sarcasm off> : dn__
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            If you're only going to diss everything he has to say, why bother replying? : nomaad
            • This isn't about dissing anything.. I am saying woop-t-doo now that I understand what Chuk was originall... : dn__
        • It's called gloating : Crimsonbeak

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• I think your engine need some fine tuning? : Normality

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  stop touching my thingy : Blackdawgg
  • no you : theGREATpandaman

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  If nothing else, it's 9:30AM in Texas. Where's Steve? : Zehobbit
  • Lying on his giant pile of hookers and cocaine, duh. : Deathlove

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  Why didn't you put one of those lamp shade things on him?? : smdever
  • He's been wearing one. But he hadn't tried to bother his tail for the last week so we were being "nice" ... : matrix
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  I think you should refer to this as the procedure: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6078455 : Normality
  • Ours is much cuter. http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/nac_jacks/lst?.dir=/Doggies/Gizmo : matrix

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  as far as I can tell percentage : Crimsonbeak
  • do you know of anyone that's beat it with 100% or close to it? : Zehobbit

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  dont you live like two blocks from work? : Degenerate
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    haha yeah..but I have to go through a few lights on the way :| : smdever
    • I wish I lived that close to work. :( : Degenerate
    • Hahaha you are indeed a man of the people. : Phil
  • Haha, awesome. Touche! : lazarusb
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    That's funny stuff. Pretty well put a damper on his story. :] : Zehobbit
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      I didnt mean it to be mean. :( I like smdever. Even if he is a crazy person. : Degenerate
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        It wasn't mean. It's apparently the truth and it was perfectly timed. It's just funny. : lazarusb
        • I found it rather funny ;) : smdever
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  keep that in mind as ure being side swiped by one... : patdoody
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    He's been through it once. The second time is a piece of cake! : Degenerate
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      It was a 4 door escort :) I learned a valuable lesson though...avoid the freeways ;) : smdever
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        I blame your insanity on the massive head trauma. It's gotta be the fender talking. : Phil
        • Naw I have been insane for a longgg time I think it was falling down the stairs as a child :| : smdever
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  Thanks, but I like enclosed, heated/air-conditioned spaces where I don't get rained/sleeted/snowed upon. : Fyunch Click
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    Ya me too, it's called, don't ride in bad weather :) luckily its been nice and warm here lately, high's i... : mattfl
    • a bike would be oh so great... I live what could be the equivalent of two blocks away from Campus, but l... : xianarchy
• Yeah. : {Venger}
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  I'll take a car any day over a bike. AC, Leather, cd player, heated seats for winter. Compared to a 2 wh... : Former_HPB
  • You are a slave to luxury ;) : smdever

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• KBToys hasnt shipped my xbox yet. This fills me with RAGE : Blackdawgg

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  and it went like beep beep beep beep, and... my paper was gone : patdoody
  • I laughed :o : slammy

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• my profile has a song :( : gegtik
• MuaaSan Good profile too :-P : Rasnowl
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  download wunderbreds version!! it fucking owns you http://www.alltel.net/~bivens/wundercover%20-%20mad... : mr.sleepy
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    notworking : alky
    • I'd mirror it but somehow I lost it. : {Venger}

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• If I make a comment, I will get banned again.. Sorry. : dn__
• One! : jenkin
• number 1 : Swanson
• 1 : on_a_beach
• OMFG you look like my co-worker's identical twin in 2. : draconic
• two! : Degenerate
• 1 is so emo. : nomaad
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  The girls in here say 3, the man in me says 1 :) : moshman
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    wait, are we talking girls or girls? : gegtik
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      his imaginary friends. lady palm and her five friends? : draconic
      • Rosie Palmer and her 5 sisters. : Supine
• I just can't choose! All three make my horny : Zehobbit
• I have grown a full beard out and I dig it : smdever
• you ugly : ostrichboy
• 1 : fluze
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  posting those pics in the middle of a fappact is a damn ballsy thing to do. i salute you sir. : on_a_beach
  • haha : gegtik
• OMG it looks like you cut the head off of Gizmo, and stuffed a smurf down its throat and paraded it aroun... : Normality
• PICK MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND! : xianarchy
• a less butch odoyle! : skynet
• #1 for the ladies, #2 for the ghey mens, #3 for both. : Phil
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  hey, it's that guy from the partridge family! : davi00a1
  • Bonaduce! : mr. winky
• #1 : land

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  Isn't that a chick flick? : Zehobbit
  • sounds like it'll be as boring and confusing as The Mothman Prophecies. : the archvile

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• in that first pic the chick looks hardly different, cept for some reason she is hot in the left hand shot... : paganritual
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  OMG that last pic could be skeletor! : moshman
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    He's getting very tricky in his old age... : Zeeliv
    • hahhaahahah : BrodaQD
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  i'd still hit them... : patdoody
  • apart from the one on the right in the 3rd pic. She is seriously too thin, too pale and her legs look lik... : moshman
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  I still can't believe how Geri Halliwell got so fucking skinny... she really looked better when she was w... : Q-ball
  • They must have replaced her with someone else. That girl is not the Geri Halliwelli that was in the Spice... : Tissen
  • Geri was so damn hot. I don't know why I feel so compelled to comment on this, but DAMN. : ThomW
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6078194 : Utopia
• These women should eat... like, once a day instead of once a week. : SlamDunk
• Last one is nasty. My sister looks like that. ugh. she needs to eat too. : Former_HPB
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  Isn't it strange how most guys don't like girls that skinny, but they supposedly do it because of societa... : mr. winky
  • someone should tell them to listen to teh cock. : fluze
  • I don't get that either : Zehobbit

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  I want to go to your college. oh, and I got your shackmessage. : thekidd
  • oh yeah I left that part out ;) : xianarchy

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  agreed. it's an...interesting experience. : thekidd
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    wait, you meant "time" during the day? I meant "time" as in.....a differnet day, months ago. Like where... : thekidd
    • Both are relevant. I'm a pretty stable person with things pretty well fleshed out, so I'm not all that d... : lazarusb
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    What the hell is your excuse? Insomnia from lack of fappage? I'm up because I was finishing up a huge h... : lazarusb
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      I was up until 5am playing console games with a couple people down the hall. I've been having trouble sl... : thekidd
      • Heh. I managed to snake a little Prime in during "breaks". =) : lazarusb
• I say the same thing around noon each day. : roushimsx
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  hahaha, totally shacking from work out of boredom! geez it's slow around here today :( : hawkeye
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    That's because decent people aren't up at this hour. >=( : lazarusb
    • I'm just glad I saw the sun today... I usually miss it. : CrAzYBSbs

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  it is for me : bitshifter
  • Curses!!! : Phearsome

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• I was the same way when I gave my notice. It's such a relief when it's over. :) : Degenerate
• If anyone gives you any shit and you need them taken care of, be sure to let us know. : roushimsx
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  Good luck. Just say you need to be closer to home. ROCHESTER HOOOOOOOO! : mp7rox
  • They know I want to go back, so it won't be that big a surprise. : x-eyd|mary
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    I have to drive out there tonight. Not looking forward to the drive, or being in Rochester. At least I ge... : Former_HPB
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      Watching the Pats lose, you mean >:) : x-eyd|mary
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        What are you, a Bills fan? Should be interesting. All tied up in the AFC East, except for Miami with one ... : Former_HPB
        • J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS! : x-eyd|mary
• Uh I feel yourn pain. That's never easy. And they probably will try to make you feel guilty :) : bitshifter
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  Don't forget to take a dump in the urinal. : xakmalice
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    Now that is priceless advice /me jots down notes : roushimsx
    • http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Quad/4183/stories.html#bucket : ostrichboy
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  Rochester bound ? : balaams_ass
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    Yeah. I should be up there next weekend. : x-eyd|mary
    • Been dreary here in Syracuse but then you know that having lived up this way. : balaams_ass

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  happy day-or-two-before-Americas-Army-1.4.0 day or happy Battlefield-1942-1.2-is-a-myth-just-like-s... : roushimsx
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    pssst. your stink finger is not a myth. : Maddog_Delphi97
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      I've never put my finger in the back door and had it bitten by the dog, so to speak. : roushimsx
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        Does this sound familiar? "Here, want a chocolate eclair? Hmmm, yummy!" : Maddog_Delphi97
        • I've never drilled for oil and struck it rich, so to speak. : roushimsx
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          And here I thought it was: "Hey! Want a chocolate covered pretzel?" : Fyunch Click
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            "But Mister, I poop from there!" : roushimsx
            • "Not right now, you don't." : xakmalice
          • Err, that, too.. My memory is fuzzy about that movie... such painful memories... >:( : Maddog_Delphi97
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    does 1.4 add anything new? : Degenerate
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      Yep: ( http://www.americasarmy.com/archives/news/new_version_by_thanksgiving.php ) - new map: River B... : roushimsx
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        maybe I should reinstall this and give it another try : Degenerate
        • + Ashkie set up a server for us :D : roushimsx
• Heh, today's my last day of work for this week!! :) FIVE DAY WEEKEND COMING UP FOR ME!!! : Maddog_Delphi97

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• _\|/_ : xakmalice
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  Hate to rain on your parade, Cheech, but it's Tuesday! : NukeDukem
  • My wife (she's a teacher) has wednesday, thursday and friday off this week for Thanksgiving. I have to wo... : malevolence
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    Today is friday for me..I have wed-sunday off : smdever
    • Same here... I don't smoke weed, but DAMN}y]* but I'm in a good mood :) Karma is that my boss will co : Maddog_Delphi97
• * S M O K E Y ' D * : fatbeaner

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• that one on the left looks freaky : ostrichboy
• colene = win : El Guapo
• http://sportsbybrooks.com/Laurie1.html : Phil