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• The Jeep Kubel picture is gold. haha : PantherX
• ths sigs in the SA forum are just too funny : elementZen
• Oh, and you will all want to see this, too: http://www.bfcentral.com/daniels1.php : timm
• That cardboard box mod is the best. : awoihjaweohr
• Hows about the where the fuck is 1.2 update? : rosewood
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  I'm trying the box right now. It's funny shit. It handles like a madman. : PantherX
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    HOLY FUCK! This thing is super fast, and it shoots missles instead of having bombs. It also can do any ... : PantherX
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      How do you play it? Do they replace a vehicle or what? Do they just spawn randomly in maps? : wunderbred
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        It replaces a certain kind of allies plane. It will be the middle one at the airfield on Wake. I've bee... : PantherX
        • Oooh, two in Market Garden... : PantherX
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  haha that box rules! "when you exit and re-enter the box it keeps the same speed as you where going be... : Luminair
  • Someone should make a "snoopy the WWI ace sitting on his doghouse" mod. : UtilityMaximizer
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  Oh, and this too. - Tiger Spider A new moni-mod for Battlefield, that replace all Tiger tanks with Gia... : timm
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    That links to the frontpage :( : wunderbred
    • It displays the Tiger Spider story, doesn't it? If not, just scroll down.. it's on the story list on the ... : timm
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  Excellent work and much appreciated as always Timm. Thanks! : Phil
  • As always, you're welcome ;) : timm
• This kubel jeep is hilarious! hard as hell to control, but there are 6 positions on it! Driver: Can d... : PantherX
• Mapping Tutorial! (Can't believe I forgot this) http://www.vhavoc.com//cgi-bin/NewsPub/News/Stories/20... : timm
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  Great stuff. Thanks for last nights game, you kicked my ass :) : {Venger}
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    heh ;) We should do it again sometime, the CTF game was totally awesome! I never knew CTF would so few... : timm
    • That's what I'm saying, CTF BF42 with a good team = spooge. We used to play pretty much daily at 21.00... : {Venger}

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• they ran out of decent bond chicks :( bring teri hatcher back! : yautja
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  Many people have disagreed with this post.....I thought it was sweet/hysterical/etc... Only the one su... : Squirrely
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    Then the windsurfing, then the rocket car, then the plane, then the bad guy, then the helicopter, then th... : lazarusb
    • Don't forget the tiny hovercraft slamming into a solid cement bunker, causing it to explode with nuclear ... : Dimmona
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  if you arent a bond fan, then the movie was no good. It works the same way with star trek. : sweat
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    except star trek is so generalized that most people don't even give it a chance. : jerkinisnice
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      I hate star trek. A few of the movies were decent, but for the most part they all sucked. : hodapp1234
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        what's your point? : jerkinisnice
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          i have none, i'm just forcing my opinion on you. so take that! ;) : hodapp1234
          • well, that's settled. : jerkinisnice
  • Oh, I'm a huge Bond fan. I appreciated all of the self-referential gags and such, but on the whole it wa... : Dimmona
• I liked DAD alot. : ventro
• Have you seen Die Another Day? : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  I didnt know Christman came twice a year AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OHAHAHAHAHAHAH : elementZen
  • worst bond joke ever. >:( : slax0r

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• Oops... http://odoyle.reallypumping.us/Chris%20De%20Burgh%20-%20Spanish%20Train.mp3 : Vantage

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  wow that looks to good to be photoshopped : phobium
  • TOO TOO TOO TOO : phobium
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    ... and what exactly do you think real movie posters are done with? chances are, photoshop is invol... : Toraz Chryx
    • sometimes its really obvious, especially when Eye Candy flames are involved, but there's some things that... : phobium
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  That is a really good photoshop there : MurrayTheSkull
  • similar http://www.theonion.com/onion3809/gulf_war_2.html : EjectButton
• lol... hilarious : tomatoactivator
• Hehe, that's nice. : Magitek
• heh thats sweet. : tension

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  well fuck me... /sits in awe : aveil
  • be glad to :) : evil-cow
• There, there. He'll burn, don't worry. : leseid
• whoa thats bad ass : smdever
• that's sexy and arousing. : jerkinisnice
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  excellent setup but who has the time to do that : creep
  • or money. : jerkinisnice
• Such a shit desk for such a nice computer setup. : snoozy
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  he's probably not happy inside. : mindfuck
  • I wouldn't be if I had nowhere to put my legs when using my PC... : Zeeliv
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  At Fidelity, the fund managers and high-mucky-mucks at the parent company use 4 18" LCDs to watch the mar... : beastrabban
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    and to look at full-size porn :O : BenMurphy
    • heh.. pr0n at Fidelity is ground for immediate termination. ALTHOUGH there are several fund managers who... : beastrabban
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    like that guy http://www.realtimesoft.com/multimon/gallery_browse.asp?date=desc&nummon=true&mon=desc : EjectButton
    • exactly. : beastrabban
• good heavens! : BenMurphy
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  Comp specs: Intel D850EMV2L P4 533 mhz FSB motherboard Intel Pentium 4 2.8 Ghz Northwood 533Mhz w/The... : aggressor
  • It's a shame that the matrox card he has is probably going to be his bottleneck... but then again, what o... : Flawless Cowboy
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  Thats guaranteed to lose the the fap pact for some poeples. : ahk-med
  • POST OF THE DAY! - HAHAHAHA : harvord
• look at where his goddamn mouse is : mr.sleepy
• wow, i have that keyboard, mouse, joystick and computer case... don't have those LCDs tho, which just : carnivore
• http://www.donz.com/ Sweet! : Dechter
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  Very sexy : 5150 Joker
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    get a live... or better.. girlfriend :) : alky
    • Haha..i'm married, thx for the concern :) : 5150 Joker
• I aspire to have a setup like that too. : ultramega
• *drool* : Scotty22
• Can someone price this system? I'd be curious : Scotty22
• seksi. Puts my new setup to shame. : tension

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  WHAT? Duke3d Q3? maps? holy shit LINK ASAP. : Utopia
  • I agree with this man. : timm
• Yes its pretty much an established fact that he's a hypocrite. Why the sudden need to announce it? : Karnov
• You're not supposed to think about that though. : kingdepork
• gg, copyright laws and georgeb : vigilante
• Starts stopwatch, waits for dognose to appear. : Vorlonesque
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  No.. Phrases like "Hail To The King" are not part of the Evil Dead intellectual property. They are pop-c... : Vantage
  • I'd go with this one. That and they have tight asses when it comes to anything of theirs, including map ... : Luminair
• I didn't know that. I suddenly feel a little better about his game never getting released. : tedv

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  I was thinking good controls, but ok : hawkeye
  • WRONG, HAWKEYE!!! : tomservo
  • I think the controls / gameplay are perfect. I would love to see a showdowrun game made from that engine.... : nofxsux
• daytona? : the archvile
• Boobies! : Portax
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  cutscenes? : DinK
  • bwahahaha i second this : khaosman
• Co-op mode? : gregorybrown
• Isn't that the shack tune? : leseid
• Tunak Tunak Tun? : dognose
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  cowbell : andromeda
  • You can't get that without a prescription, son. : gregorybrown
• the imperial march? : nyranger66
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  that beep thing that they had in zelda when you had like 3 or less hearts left? : quake 3 announcer
  • God that was annoying. : leseid
  • Hehe! I always went into a panic when that happened, especially if I was down in one of the labyrinths! : andromeda
  • nothing like resurfacing old zelda memories :) : ScoobySnack
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    i never understood why they didn't just have it beep a few times and then STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! : voltron
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      cuz you might forget if you have low health : MurrayTheSkull
      • and if i were that retarded i might also forget to put on my helmet before walking to the short bus stop. : voltron
    • Just to make sure you were aware of the fact you were going to fucking die in a few screens, futily tryin... : leseid
• A good story? : Pink0r
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  http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2000-10-04&res=h : Magitek
  • that's still funny to me :( : hawkeye
• http://ngfl.northumberland.gov.uk/music/orchestra/images/percussion/cowbell.jpg : wunderbred
• Daytona? : Kiriakos
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  I thought it needed more interactive sex. : Vorlonesque
  • Really Explore the studio space with the cowbell : bartmank
• a "skip all cutscenes" button? : El Guapo
• ellen feiss? I agree : indeego
• Aw, man, that little Doot thing gives me a shiver every time. : Juno
• Loveshack??? : RiNgMaStEr

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• that is classic. people who don't know how to properly organize computer files should not do illegal thin... : optic3
• He also resigned Wednesday as pastor of Landmark Baptist Church, where he had served for 31/2 years. h... : kreggers

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• forget about dre : smdever
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  I'm not fond of hip hop in general. troll : leseid
  • Rap isn't my cup of tea either. : Vorlonesque
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  Who? Is he a Rap "singer" or something? I can't stand Rap "music". : RatBastard
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    I think I was being a little more subtle. : leseid
    • One thing I'm not is sutle. : RatBastard
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6063705 : crazywigga
• no... but Eazy-E, Eazy-E, Eazy-E can eat a big fat deeeeeeeeeick. : voltron

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• Haha, Dutch beer is teh suck. Better get some Belgian. : leseid
• Dennis Hopper makes the beer with his own urine!!! (but should I have spoiler'd that?) : Vorlonesque

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• what holiday is monday? : optic3

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  The picture in my profile for one! : andromeda
  • TWO PICTURES, NOT ONE. TWO. : wunderbred

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• :O : fluke
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  i guess those spoiler tags didn't work. thank goodness it was just a test. : dyinggaul
  • They work, just you have to be smarter than the tag : elementZen

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• ha!! That was great : smdever

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  In Super Metroid? Just keep on attacking him so he keeps moving backwards.. you'll see what happens. : insta
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    In Metroid Prime : Crimsonbeak
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      omg spoiler : multisync
      • Not really a spolier since you see him at the beginning of the game you know you are going to fight him s... : Chod
      • http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity299.html : rauol_duke
  • That's not even Ridley, goofus! : Omaha

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  Marge gets a boob job, : matrix
  • ohh thats right it had better be fuuny.. : smdever
• yes, no; Marge gets breast implants. : the archvile
• If there's a new futurama on tonight, it'll be funnier than Simpsons. : Portax
• I hate to admit it, but the simpsons have lost the funny :/ let's just... hope. : quietb0y
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  It's The Simpsons. Therefore, not funny. Anymore. Sorry. : dissectional
  • LIES : nyranger66
• shit, theres a fucking college basketball game on tonight so i missed it. : khaosman

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  you spelled ASS wrong : drucifer
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    You spelled YOUR FACE wrong. : c0bra
    • I'm sorry :( : drucifer
  • There, there now. Let's not frustrate this boy because no one wants to be his buddy. : leseid

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• if anyone on here thinks this is cool, you should probably do us all a favor and commit suicide... : rybus
• hmmm nice beach : Utopia
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  STOP! : leseid
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    Colaborate and listen... : rauol_duke
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      Ice is back with a brand new invention... : rauol_duke
      • invention edition? : rauol_duke
• Hehe, i liked it. : Visceral Monkey

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  yup, they shoulda kept Bulger in. Why mess with a good thing? : ScoobySnack
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    Mess with a good thing? You don't think the highest QB rating in the history of quarterbacks isn't a goo... : ZeroDegrees
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      who, Warner or Bulger? : ScoobySnack
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        If you don't know the answer to that question, go bake some cookies or make a quilt or something, footbal... : ZeroDegrees
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          wtf? Stats: Bluger QB total rating: 106.0 http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/187501 Warner QB t... : ScoobySnack
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            Ya, but you have to have more than 5 good games in your career to be considered a great quarterback. Any... : ZeroDegrees
            • ok, but wtf do you get this "highest QB rating in the history" from? Warner is #45 on the list for 200... : ScoobySnack
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              Don't change the subject. Warner was cold as hell this year, injured and rusty. Bulger was hot, on a stre... : edgewise
              • yeah the only stats that matter right now is that warner is 0-6 this year and bulger is 5-0 it's a no ... : brianshizm
      • Warner. But I wish they kept Bulger though. He was tearing shit up. : deltaearhole
    • yeah, but he's injured, started this year with a 1 to 8 TD/Int ratio and Lost 4 games in a row. Their bac... : edgewise
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    Bulger was the third string QB - he couldn't hold on to the ball properly in practice - so it's a moot po... : jasonepowell
    • oh i forgot bulger hurt his hand last week. anyway it's still funny that he hasn't won a game all year. : brianshizm
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  Bulger would have won that game. : edgewise
  • Maybe . . . but Warner had a decent game . . . 300 yards passing, 2 TDS . . . too bad that strip at the e... : deltaearhole
• Oh well, at least it looks like the Cowboys have finally found a quarterback :) : Dreagon
• Redskins! .... : fiveassedmonkey

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  wait!? ur doing a group project too?? : OverBurN
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    ahah? yes fucking bastards aren't online : quake 3 announcer
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      well im sitting in a table with mine... i dont think they are 'online' either... : OverBurN
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        ahh... working off line is much better but we generally just goof off when we meet we have this post... : quake 3 announcer
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          start by taking a shit then fap then order pizza then fap etc. : leseid
          • i'll get right on it : quake 3 announcer
        • whoa, the people in my group suck too! they won't listen to my ideas, and when we actually do try my ide... : thekidd
      • of course by 'are' i mean 'arent' fhdaoiugdeoigjiejgoigj THEY SUCK : OverBurN
• ROGER THAT. I'm involved in the same thing! : Scotty22

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• I haven't had time to play all week, but it's been in the back of my mind the whole time. I have a sickne... : quietb0y
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  lets play! I'm already on an EA server, if people go to ashkies I will too : blueblo0d
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    I'll go! GO GO GO : quietb0y
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      only 1 person there :( : blueblo0d
      • yeah, and I'm there and I don't see Johnny Manson. odd. : beastrabban
      • sorry, wife came home and i got to schmooze the woman. : quietb0y

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• now that would be a crazy adventure! : BenMurphy
• then all the teenie boppers masturbated simultaneously and it caused a seismic wave to course through the... : strider_
• Last night, I dreamt I was porking a girl who turned out to have a fapstick. I'm never going to bed a... : leseid

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  yea, what he said! : blueblo0d
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    what the hell, 1942 just randomly rebooted my machine :( : blueblo0d
    • Happened to me before. I got a windows xp bsod for half a second, though. : leseid
    • bizaah. Timm and I are there. NEED MORE PEOPLE THOUGH : beastrabban

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  really no one has a clue what they're gonna do their first time :) : hawkeye
  • no wonder I turned out all fucked up.. :\ : Shadowdane
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  Hell, I feel that way about my cats. : Thresher
  • I got the cats and dogs down. I think. : Visceral Monkey
• heh.. how old are you? look at it this way, you can't fuck it up as bad as a single mother crackwhore in ... : jidar
• pffft. If my brother can do it, you can. I don't know who you are or anything about you, but if he could.... : ScoobySnack
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  You're seriously asking teh shack? : leseid
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    At this point, I'd ask the tooth fairy. : Visceral Monkey
    • You just take care of that kid and use plenty of spoiler tags. : leseid
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  i don't think i ever want kids because i'm so afraid of the idea of being responsible for raising another... : voltron
  • I'm 33 and I'm still not ready for this. : Visceral Monkey
• I'm way too young so of course I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm sure it's normal. I don't thi : Portax
• single morons can raise kids, so you two'll be able to do it well. Don't worry, when it comes out it'll b... : BenMurphy
• I've got three. Trust me, it will be like falling off a log once that little booger has been home a month... : d-man
• Don't worry, if you don't get it right he will just become a burden on society, we've already got tons of... : ahk-med
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  How can people want to have children in the fucked up world we live in?! : Utopia
  • Sadism? : Portax
  • to make it better! : accused
  • what a load of bullshit : jidar
• I don't have a kid but the thought of being a parent scares the hell out of me. : 5150 Joker
• i wouldn't want to be responsible for subjecting another poor soul to life... no kids for me. but if... : cpt_gloval

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• Hurt -NIN : smdever
• Incubus - Mexico is damn fun to play. : ZeroDegrees
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  Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here : snoozy
  • Incubus - Wish You Were Here I couldn't resist : ZeroDegrees

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• nope, sorry :( : thekidd

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• Gasp. They look like they're from my city too... : snoozy