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• NARSTY it' the NARSTY! : noxv1
• OMFG LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH : ventro
• cant...stop...laughing... : tomservo
• link should be...... http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6017279 : smiiike
• My fiction meter is beeping! : insta
• HAAAAAHAHAHAH LIGHTNING BOLT : Downforce
• HAAHA U DUMBASS : slaptits
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  PICS+DIVX!!! I am skeptical. : sys$manager
  • japscat.avi???????? : smiiike
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  MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that's why consoles are better than PC's : MuaaSan
  • MUHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL : paganritual
  • oh. my. god. COMEDY GOLD!! -Rev. : Rev. Trimble
• gahahahahah .. sweet zombie jesus that's funny. doubt its actually true but damn its funny anyway :D : strider_
• heh, hehehehe, heh .... ok better... not wait ROFLLOLOLAHAHAHA- : onyx
• LOL. You puked on her : hodapp1234
• what a thick-headed girl; what did she expect her hole to taste like? : the archvile
• BWHAHAHAHa... : patdoody
• LOL THAT IS HUGE.... Shack 1 you 0 : Producinator
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  In normally don't do this but HAHAHAHAHAHA naked Jesus on a couch This is the reason why I keep coming... : leseid
  • phrases like "naked Jesus on a couch" is another reason why I keep coming back. :D : tomservo
• hahahahaha, excellent. : z1armedman
• Why the fuck did you beleve these slobs? : fatman
• holy lord. welcome, my brothers, to the golden age of the shack. : vile
• I guess that's why Chris Rock said to use some syrup if you were going to toss the salad. : Last_Boyscout
• Find a clean one next time. : Overbyte
• One for the history books. This made me laugh like no other thing ever here. : xvdl
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  are u talking about licking her pussy or her ass hole? : hodapp1234
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    asshole :P : smiiike
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      hahahaha. I'd never do that shit unless she was really really really really hot and excellent in bead. : hodapp1234
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        I dont care how good she was with beads, no thank you. : onyx
        • hahahahaahah this is great ROFL : Downforce
        • You're supposed to stuff the beads in her asshole! : Ride-My-Rocket
• this defines TEH FUNNAY : preacher
• AHAHAHAHAHA oh fuck my side hurts : Degenerate
• bookmark'd : stump
• wow. Just, wow. : geedeck
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  OMG HAHAHAH thats almost as good as the poo dart story ROFL : ashkie
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    hahahahaha that poo dart story was a CLASSIC : paganritual
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      You know, I think I missed this one... link? : SatansFist
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        http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5608043 : ashkie
        • oh yeah, i remember that. : SatansFist
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        http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5608043 : the archvile
        • habhahahaha fucking classic "Am I fucked?" : phobium
• Y'know, I honestly thought the original post was a joke. Of course, I suppose this post could be fake to... : MoNsTeR
• OWNED: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6018002 : Scrimbo Obeer
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  WE DIDN'T SAY TO DO IT! She made you do it, no? : slax0r
  • You didn't say to do it but, so many people had done it without any problems, so i thought i could. Now i... : smiiike
  • yeah, thats what i thought ... no one ever said for you to do it ... it was your own choice ... if she ba : paganritual
• truly, this deserves some special prize, hall of fame post status, or some shit...... my god that is f... : monkey66
• haha! lies! : SPAZER
• Bullshit. I've tossed more salads than you'll ever see and I've never once discovered any dressing on it. : roushimsx
• i dont believe this :D : Utopia
• <insert "I told you so" comment, here> : Dreagon
• fake or not it made me laugh. : es_cee
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  so....what should i do about this? clearly she is embarrased probably more than I am because this whole f... : smiiike
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    yes, you might as well seek the shack for MORE advice. COMEDY WILL ENSUE : Downforce
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      you fuckers got me into this, now help me get out! : smiiike
      • one powerful word : BUKAKKE : Downforce
      • seriously, wtf. Ask her to get an enema or something and then make it up to her with a good ol' tossing o... : roushimsx
      • she pooped in your mouth, you threw up on her. Call it even and go see a movie. : onyx
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    tell her you should do it in the shower. : slaptits
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      my days of licking ass are over! : smiiike
      • HAHA, it never had a beginning! : slaptits
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6025857 : Rev. Trimble
  • Try again, but this time use maple syrup. : Peanut Pokey
  • Don't lick her asshole in the future. Forget about it. : Juno
  • tell her you will do the rim job if she swallows your ensuing puke : accused
  • I dunno, maybe a little kiss could make things better. KISS HER ASS omfglolkthxbyegg : leseid
  • apologize for sharing your lunch with her and say that it wasn't her fault. you don't want her to think t... : slax0r
• Funniest thing I've read all day. : jenkin
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  what do i say to her tho? I FUCKING PUKED ON HER! after licking her ass! : smiiike
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    whenever i puke on a girl, i start with a 'sorry' : plutonium245
    • hehehe....sounds like a good start : smiiike
    • Does that happen often ? : snoozy
  • you should have practiced on your dog first : leseid
  • ok now you are just milking it. give it up while youre ahead : ashkie
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6025981 : slax0r
  • Say, "well what the fuck did you expect me to do, it smelled like shit? Try licking my ass sometime bitch... : xvdl
  • well, you did lick her asshole.. where POO comes from.. thats kind of understandable : industro
• you can't beat the shack : archon
• damn dude. that's hilarioustoo bad. your post reminds me of this good ol' lowbrow classic: I never ev : ariakaz
• i told you not to do it.. : virus
• OMFG! you have to want to do it. :( ahahah, funny story tho. : radula
• Sounds a tad ficitional to me..but..still damm funny. Did she taste like corn? : Visceral Monkey
• WTF : archon
• Time for a new girlfriend. Dumbass. : PantherX
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  okay...if you have that much an aversion to licking her ass...then, well I just don't know. I mean, wtf i... : rintumscrinctum
  • SHE POOPS FROM THERE : rosewood
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  you weenie! i eat my wife's ass all the damn time. No problems here. guh, get over your mental hangups an... : kenmis
  • lolz on 01/01/2007 - still funny in the new year! : ravvy
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  You have now created a rift between you and your girlfriend; ie she is kinkier than you. This could be a ... : jidar
  • She does HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA : Protous
• best post ever : {Venger}
• OMG...pray you don't go to prison : cap n KRUNCH
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  are you a complete dumb ass? : Delightfuldruid
  • words from the future : cam3lt0sis
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  UPDATE FROM FUTURE: Thread is still funny : fugu124
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    ^^^^ IAWTP : classicfork
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      Seconded on November 1st, 2005 in this historical LOL : bozer
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        Thirded on November 18th. : AlexXdude
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          Fourthed on December 7th. : someWayne
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            Fifth'd on December 19th : TotalFusionOne
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              Alien overlords from 12/31/2005 still think this is funny : Serpico74
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                First post from 2006 in the funniest shit (lol) ever : TastyWheat
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                  lol : -meeks-
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                    I have humbly discovered this post on Wednesday, April 12th 2006. It is still fucking hilarious. : SockMonkeh
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                      Yes. Fucking brilliant. : rand04
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                        May 11th 2006.....still going strong! : Karnov
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                          Posting in this historic thread on May 11th too. Was linked from: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?comment... : Wheatloaf
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                            Second that; now my ribs are hurting hard : pillzer
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                              Also from the future, also laughing : MisterPhoton
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                                Bwahahahha! so is it true? : Reeves
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                                  Thank you, shackfaq.portax.net . : anonimo
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                                    My head-in-a-tank from the future says this is hilarious! : eldersveld
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                                      Oh christ, 12/12/2006 is an excellent day to be reading this thread of laughs : grasshoppah
                                      • ahahahahaha : ateam311
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                                        Amen to that wisdom. : wild falcon
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                                          Every post (prior to the database crash) is etched into history. I'm glad to be a part of this momentous... : 2zero2
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                                            loling on 12/20/2006!!!! : g0nk
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                                              O_o on 12/30/2006! : MatzL.E.
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                                                still funny on 1/27/06 : elwood00
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                                                  hehe you mean 07 : mmaster_pw
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                                                    Lolling at this for the first time on 04/17/07 ! : Ride-My-Rocket
                                                    • 4/24/07! lol : kydaimon
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                                            as am I, YEARS INTO THE FUTURE MARTY : kainen1
                                            • Must mark this forever. : niiftyniichy
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                      i'm floating! : DrWaffles
                      • weeee! : das_runt
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                        hahaha holy shit i love when i check my replies and something lik ethis pops up : SockMonkeh
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                          This is kinda neat. : lightly inclined
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                            space, the final frontier : Lionel2b
                            • there can be only one! : proclone1
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    weeeeeeee : opengl128
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      way too be that guy : notdeadyeti
      • got to hang onto this @ 2/16/2011 : Flinz

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• ranges from 0% to 8-9%. I think most states are around 5%. : edgewise
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  California, 8.25% on everything : lance22
  • basic foods are exempt. : edgewise
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  No sales tax in Anchorage! SUCK IT! : Nighteyes
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    None at all?? On anything?? : smdever
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      Ze-Ro What the price tag says is HOW MUCH IT COSTS I hate going to CA and thinking OH I GOT 6.99 an... : Nighteyes
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        So in AK does everything still cost $6.99 and you end up with a shitload of pennies? : riptyde
        • yes :( : Nighteyes
  • thats the one and only reason to live there. jks : sweat
  • i'd rather be able to wake up without my ballsack frozen to the side of my leg than not pay sales tax! : jaypeeh
  • None in NH either, though the Dems tried to pass one and failed and so now are out of office. : quietb0y
• 6.5% sales tax in MN : Experiment IV
• Here in Nevada we have 7.25%, but no state tax which is great : Rebelgal
• no sales tax on clothes in PA but everything its its 6%, in NY there is an 8.25% sales tax on foods and o... : creep
• 6% in ct, but we are still the most expensive state to live in. wtf. : mattsull85
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  No sales tax in NH at all. : Former_HPB
  • tax on hot foods :) : quietb0y
• 6% in Michigan. : porn on the cob
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  so wait, if you make more money, have lower taxes and can buy guns, what is the reason to live in Canada ... : teh snail
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    according to Gore socialized healthcare : Crimsonbeak
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      http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6023034 : teh snail
      • I know I was being sarcastic :) : Crimsonbeak
  • proper beer. Not much else unless you love bitter cold, and the sun setting at 4:00 in the afternoon. : xvdl
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  I think Texas is around 6-7% sales tx with no income tax. : Dreagon
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    8.25% to be exact. : slax0r
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      Different cities have different rates in Texas. There is a 6% base, then 0 to 2 or 3 % for local stuff. : Phil
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        huh, I had no idea. I guess I was referring to Austin, then. : slax0r
        • Pretty city, but the costliest in Texas also. : Dreagon
• Some states also have no income tax!! Canada has up to 55% income tax (Federal & Provincial combined). S... : bobokiller
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  Ohio varies by county, but Columbus is 5.75% : geedeck
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    oh weird, that must get confusing. I thought all the states had state-wide sales taxes. : mattsull85
    • Some might, not Ohio. Like Dayton is 6.5% for instance. Yet part of Dayton that's another county and has ... : geedeck
• some states tax you for sex : SPAZER
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  new question: If you have no income taxes (some states) and such low sale taxes, how do you pay for he... : teh snail
  • yes, even in states w/income tax you pay your own healthcare, some comanies will cover the costs thou, W... : multisync
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    Healthcare is insured so either you pay full price for your insurance if you company has no benefits, or ... : bobokiller
    • I think private healthcare is cheaper then medicare in the end. With company subsidizing you, it's MUCH ... : bobokiller
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      kinda like paying car insurance except for your health? : teh snail
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        Bingo : bobokiller
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          ahh.. and what is the average? $40-$50 /month? hmm.. US doesn't look bad after all : teh snail
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            http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=6023458 : bobokiller
            • cool, thanks :O) : teh snail
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            If you pay for it on your own, you are going to be paying anywhere from $100/month for basic coverage up ... : riptyde
            • lies. well, kinda. for a single male below 30 (ie: myself) basic coverage is $30-60, while full coverage ... : epit
  • Shit, the company usually pays for it by themselves with NO deductions to payroll at all... : edgewise
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  wow, thought our 8.25% was bad : nyranger66
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    It's actually worse. He did the calculation wrong. You buy something, you pay Provincial Sales Tax on ... : xvdl
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      really? haha.. GG government! : teh snail
      • Well, no it seems to be a Quebec thing... you guys are in the clear over there :-). : xvdl
    • Wow, that's a really dumb system : riptyde
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      BUT... BUT... We got free healthcare!!!! : MrLobo
      • free bad healthcare, that is. : edgewise
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      (However, that might only be how Quebec does it... I've been away from Ontario for too long... and in whi... : xvdl
      • that sales tax calculation is only in Quebec. In Ontario they just charge you the .07 and then the .08 o... : redfive
      • also they used to make it back in the day where truckers that were travelling through Quebec on the Trans : redfive
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        and you live there why? Move to BC, dude! : timmie
        • yes... he pays 15% and we in bc would pay 14.5%... not too much of a reason to move to bc soley on that r... : chillin
      • Nevermind your income tax... : bobokiller
• Virginia = 4.5%, Maryland = 5.0% : riptyde
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  Out of curiosity, does every state have a property tax? : quietb0y
  • ANSWER ME!! NOW!!! : quietb0y
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    No. VA and MD do, but I believe FL has no personal property tax. : riptyde
    • ah, ok thanks for the reply :) I've wondered for some time now : quietb0y
• 7.3% in the Denver, CO area, in some suburbs it's lower, I think Aurora has around 4%. Private sales are... : MoNsTeR
• its 7% here. : hodapp1234
• In Maine, it's 5.5% sales, 7% meal tax. : EvilDolemite
• New Hampshire has NO sales tax! It's wonderful. Everything costs exactly what the sticker says, right d... : EvilDolemite
• 0% sales tax in Oregon : cygnus
• There's a 5% sales tax in Massachusetts. : BorderlineBass

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  I shake hands like a girl no, seriously : hawkeye
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    what? like hold your hand flat in theirs? : fragasm
    • well usually people crush my hand because I'm not expecting them to do their damndest to shatter my knuck... : hawkeye
• If people are going to interpret me that way, they're probably going to whether I meant anything or not. ... : mr. winky
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  wtf kind of questionis that? seriously? : mrmung
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    a goddamn good one you knucklehead. : fragasm
    • I think it is a good question. A few times when I was around black dudes I went "WASSUP!" - not intention... : mr. winky
    • I don't think so. If you truly have no racist or prejudice thoughts, then a question like that would not ... : mrmung
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  I only shake hands with poeple I don't really like, so who cares. : chuk
  • hahah, good point, who shakes hands with friends? : hawkeye
• You mean there are people that are different colors! OMGLOLHUGE! : Joseph
• between this post and smdever's "all black folk in school need special ed" I can't decide which is worse. : boomstickah
• Who the hell sees a black man and does a special handshake? I agree, that's extremely patronizing and a ... : EvilDolemite
• fanmail: "so fuck you guys if your racist, and keep up the good work if your black" : darweidu
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  i think its because some people have become so trained to accept 'diversity' that they try to mimic the '... : Theos
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    i think that people who have to try and appear non-racist are racist. whats the big deal, do what you alw... : smiiike
    • no, i just think some people fear that their 'coldness' to other 'cultures', even with something as stupi : Theos
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      So if trying to be non-racist makes me racist, then how can I be non-racist? By trying to be racist? : darweidu
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        you can't. don't try. : fragasm
        • it's kind of like the tao, then? : darweidu
      • now you are being facetious. I understood his point clearly. : mrmung
  • you make my point very eloquently sir. whites try too hard to appear non racist. : fragasm
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  OK kinda in relation the http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com thing, a question to black folk. When you go to... : capt tripps
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    how's that working out for you? : fragasm
    • Communication is a 2 way street. Expectations and body language work both ways. The idea that a white m... : capt tripps
• my handshake: deadfish -> crooked elbow -> sliding fingers -> snap that's for anyone. : slax0r
• white british, white south american, white middle east, white german, which white are you talking about? : mista mista

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  Jeg ogsa :( : dognose
  • DNF : c0bra
• odna natsia pod : My Documents
• bork bork bork! : MuaaSan
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  Okay, this got me interested.. dognose, where are you from, seriously? c0bra, you? : timm
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    We're both from the states. : c0bra
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      So what's with the Norwegian? : timm
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        I'm just sad that I can't speak it :( : c0bra
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          It's quite easy to learn, easiest of all the languages I've tried to learn (English, Spanish, German). I... : dognose
          • Please point me towards an online resource and I will join your army of undead/children. : c0bra
          • I'd like to learn German mostly... if you yell ANYTHING in German, it sounds mean and intimidating... ... : tomservo
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          So someone gave you that line, or do you know a little? FUCK PRL! : timm
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            Yes someone gave me that line. It's amazing how many developers you meet online are from Europe :) : c0bra
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              if when you say "developers" you mean "GHEY MENZ" and when you say "Europe :)", you mean "my home town :)... : tomservo
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                If by "tomservo" you mean "vague, c0bra-fist-shapped lump" >:( : c0bra
                • Aw crap, I ruined my insult. : c0bra
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              Who was that you were talking to? Someone at Funcom? I'm unaware of any other dev's that make cool games : timm
              • Nope, I'm working on an OSS project http://www.yabbforum.com with a bunch of other people from around the... : c0bra
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    Jeg komme fra amerika. Jeg laere meg norsk med bok... jeg vil gjarne reise til norge : dognose
    • snart! : dognose
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      Seriously? If so, where are you going? If you're coming over to Bergen (west side of the country), be : timm
      • bed no matter you have ear? : tomservo
      • Tusen takk :D : dognose
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        musikken kommer naturligvis ut fra Bergen ;) : radicus
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          Okay, I'm confused now.. are you all just messing with me, or do you actually know Norwegian, too? (And N... : timm
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            norsk er et morospråk : mattsull85
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              *head explodes* seriously, godamnit, who's messing around with me here?! : timm
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                I'm serious, I learned from several books and tapes. I like the language a lot. : dognose
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                  That's good to hear ;) But somehow I doubt that mattsull85 knows Norwegian as well, seeing as his prof : timm
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                    Dude, now I have to go find plane tickets >:( : c0bra
                    • Heh ;) If you find any for this weekend, I've got a whole week with nothing to do.. home alone and eve : timm
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                    I have 2 crazy norwegian neighbors. my norwegian is very very poor though. it is a pretty cool soundi... : mattsull85
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                      If by "good looking language", you mean "good looking chicks that speak the language", then you are corre... : timm
                      • oh, scratch that. cool != good : timm
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                        So what is Bergen? Was it originally a fishing community? I noticed it's on the coast. : c0bra
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                          Most big Norwegian cities are based neat the water, since we are/were a fish nation. There was a ton of t... : timm
                          • By this post, I reminded myself how embaressed I should be by my lack of knowledge to Norwegian history. : timm
                      • hahahhaah, that too! : mattsull85
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            I was in bergen last year : radicus
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              Which means you're starting to miss the hot chicks by now, right? So when are you coming back? ;) : timm
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                Bergensk kvinner er jo lett å knulle : radicus
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                  Don't tell me you speak Norwegian too!? PS: The statement made by you is correct. : timm
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                    NÃ¥r skal du skaffe meg kvinnen, gutt? : radicus
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                      Whenever you come over, I'll fix you up! : timm
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                        Det er for dyrt! Hente dem for meg! Jeg trenger en kvinne med en fitte som er trang som faen, kjenner du ... : radicus
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                          Selvfølgelig, jeg kjenner dem.. mmh.. inn og ut ;) /me hopes the woman doesn't read this. : timm
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                            Mmm, din fru høres kjempedeilig ut. Liker dere å bytte partnere? : radicus
                            • .. and so this is where I stop replying :) off to bed. God natt! : timm
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                  ugh, what are they? easy? I can't read all of that, but that would make sense I guess. :) : mattsull85
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                    slutty/easy/fairly attractive/tall/ : radicus
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                      FARILY?! You must have been here in the off season or some shit ;) : timm
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                        eh, it was september : radicus
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                          Summer time is the best time, ever. You don't find this many attractive girls anywhere else in the world,... : timm
                          • DAMN! Perhaps I should have gone in the summer! Sept is just when it worked out though. At least it wasnt... : radicus
• fusistance is retile! : leseid
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  no ü : ariakaz
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    I like this post. : My Documents
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      Du er lett å underholde ;) : timm
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        Transration, prease. Blain = hults. :[ : My Documents
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          You're easily entertained ;) : timm
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            thanks.txt :[ : My Documents
            • Then again, maybe I just didn't get it. pleasedontbemad.txt : timm
• screw-vous ! je vais chez moi : qatsi