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• do de do de do de do : boolean

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• :( I'm sorry. : Normality
• www.fileshack.com ? *click* sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip *save file* : flyingaardvark
• *waits for the imminent arrival of Werd/First Post*. F5 F5 F5 F5 *c'mon 5000 posts* F5 F5 : riptyde
• :( : IcomeINpeace

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  I think it's time we put this to rest. : fluke
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    all in favor... ? : majorFracture
    • aye. kthxbye : the_doctor
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      ...say HUGELOL! : snoozy
      • die please : accused
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      Yeah it's old... : wykd
      • /me bookmarks thread for future "it's old. stop it." posts : fluke
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      the only thing deep enough to bury it would be the grand canyon. lol. : pyide
      • holy funneh i lol'd : spl
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      aye. i'm waiting for it go the way of soviet russia posts though i thought those were amusing, xboxlol p : busdriver3030
      • mm. at least you could use soviet russia in new and exciting ways (or not). now xboxishugelolololomg is j... : maynard854

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  + 8.7 Informative : balaams_ass
  • I like the endorsement. : skynet
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  Master thespian : Magitek
  • ACTING!!! : Odoyle
• o man that's good shit : uberp00
• seduction rules.. ha ha.. : BigT
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  Looks like this guys learned from Bruce Campbell. :D : Flawless Cowboy
  • I'm gonna go into acting based on this training. : skynet
  • :D : dognose
• Hah I like "endorsement" where his head instantaneously snaps right back to the bottle after he tastes it... : artillery

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  Funniest shit I've seen in weeks right here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid : Odoyle
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    Ok but wtf does E/N mean? : celerity
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      everything/nothing? : ashkie
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        it means it's an emo thread! : gegtik
        • Wow I thought that myself but there are so many damn abbreviations and stuff on SA that I couldn't begin ... : celerity
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  That was certainly nice of master lowtax. Only concern is the strain on the server. It has it's moments... : kingdepork
  • It'll probably be another temporary public showing. Last time's only lasted a few days at most. I'm sure... : Odoyle
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  WTF, I go read the forums (for the first time since they became registered-only) and the first thing I se... : {Venger}
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    ...and that alone will keep me from ever going there again. : roushimsx
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      Peace love & understanding : {Venger}
      • it's just better that way : roushimsx
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    Sounds like iluvpr0n or RicwQueen'sErection to me. There's a little j-pop subset to be sure. : Odoyle
    • People tell me I would fit right in there. I wonder if that's an insult. : {Venger}
• I've been meaning to sign up so this is coo. : Phil
• bwahaha! http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/variety2/ShadowKaster_robocop.jpg f... : smax

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• Yup you can have voice masks : Blackdawgg
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  its been said before but apparently it bears repeating. Penny Arcade should be read with the news. The ne... : jidar
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    the news wasn't up yet : multisync
    • I know, that sucks. Every mon/wed/fri I sit here checking the pa page so I can read the news and then rea... : jidar

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  so I get the following email which struck me as very odd: Dear eBay User, During our regular update : -Panther-
  • i wouldn't enter it, i'd email ebay tech support and ask them : multisync
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    try reporting.. but that seems to genuinely be eBay's domain. : gegtik
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      It re-directs you to an .EDU address. : marblehead
      • no thats his page, he mirrored it for everyone : halfwaybastard
  • seeing how that IP resolves to pcp976290pcs.lwrnce01.in.comcast.net, and not www.ebay.com, I wouldn't go ... : slax0r
  • Report his ass so that others wont be scammed : ghost in my shell
  • WARNING I heard about this scam on the Japanese Sword groups about 10 days ago. It is definitely a scam. ... : xvdl
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    I've contacted the admins responsible for that server. I'm sure that on their word, hell will be unleashe... : xvdl
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      xvdl to the rescue! : {Venger}
      • phear my wrath. : xvdl
    • Cry havoc! : riptyde
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  I may be the paranoid type, but I don't recall ever having to submit that much personal info to Ebay. : riptyde
  • YES... IT'S A SCAM. : marblehead
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  Haha, major scam. Ebay doesn't ask for all that, esp bank info. Man, that is just evil. Imagine how many ... : Zehobbit
  • thats some bogus shit, ya i bet alot of aolers will submit this info... too bad : street crazy
• Yes, it's a known scam, report it to Ebay anyway. : koder
• I can't find a proper email address to report it to ebay with. all I get is their newbified support syste... : -Panther-
• oh and if anyone wants to further bust this asshole, here's the complete header from the email. I don't k : -Panther-

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• please : theGREATpandaman
• just ten statistics on any topic It's a project due in about 20 min. and I don't even know where to st... : theGREATpandaman
• or not....... : theGREATpandaman

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• I hate you : theGREATpandaman

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  or get a motorcycle : multisync
  • yea for $5k id get a motorcycle : nurall
• Or get a used car. : Kaiser
• $5k, lol.. Try again boys. : Warlock
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  Not to mention however much it would cost to ship the thing. : riptyde
  • You're right, add another $500 + insurance. : xvdl
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  or buy a realdoll. wait : Gauss
  • SOLD! : Kaiser
  • yeah then you wont want to go anywhere : eghartman
• holy fuck, $5k us thats like $10k au, FUCK THAT, for an extra 4k i can get a fucken car : CoRDS
• I'll refrain from commenting until I actually know anything. : {Venger}

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  MS SQL server > Oracle : smdever
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    You've got that right. : porn on the cob
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      This may be the sickest set of statements ever made on the internet. : jidar
      • *searches Judge's post history* I'll be right with you.... : fatman
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    DIE HIPPIE! : lordlobo
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      Its true we support both and I hate dealing with oracle ;( Granted we only have the craptacular oracle 7i... : smdever
      • you're right, it is. much better. : uberp00
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  What DB is in use here? MySQL? Doesn't that have max limit of 1 million records, or something? (I'm th... : timm
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    I believe its postgre but check w/ the powers that be : ariakaz
    • they use mysql here : multisync
  • Where the fuck did you hear that? : lordlobo
  • um, it used to be 35.5 million, but there is a new table type (which I haven't used) that is unlimited an... : jidar
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  I sorta miss the cmdline stuff for some fast and furious sql action :\ : ghost in my shell
  • SELECT * FROM sql_plus_blows; :) : porn on the cob

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  pretty pathetic arnt ya? : Silent Wolf
  • *___* : Utopia

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  Closing Comments This is the kind of game I imagined when I used to dream about the experiences next ge... : Degenerate
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    Yeah... i read that this morning... it made me order the game. : marblehead
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      this game depresses me. I HATE realistic military type games, but this sounds like such an excellent game... : Gauss
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        I'm sure you'll be able to find it used pretty quick once the kiddies figure out its not run n gun. : Degenerate
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          ive seen games the day they came out become for sale as used games at EB sometimes later on in the day. ... : -=kodiak=-
          • they just did ;) : Gauss

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• Well sex with a PC would make you a Gates whore. Sex with a Mac makes you cool! : riptyde
• All he needs is fufme.com now... : ghost in my shell
• oh my god : Degenerate
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  hahahaha, check the top middle thumbnail in the pics on the left : Gauss
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    Yikes! : riptyde
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      HAHAHAH. Look at the name of the artist on the pic to the left of that. : Gauss
      • I think the tagline on the bottom-right pic exemplefies everything that is wrong with Apple. "Think diff... : riptyde
• Haha Awesome. : Warlock

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  no u : ctlaltl33t
  • ok. but someone else share too. http://flamevault.com/~gegtik/mp3/misc/The%20Cinematic%20Orchestra-06-Al... : gegtik

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  Unless you need to save your money, a real dvd player is greater than console dvd players. especially rid : boughton supreme
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    well I sorta figured that out, but I'm in the market for an DVD player an have made some initial scan of... : BigT
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      it could help if I learned how to spell, dammit...excuse me... ENGLISH MUTHAFOCKER DO I SPEEK IT....no..... : BigT
      • IIRC, Xbox uses a seperate laser for CD and DVDs, while the PS2 only has one. Or something. All I know is... : bringer
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    Heh, I'll put my $200 and under progressive scan Apex VS. any of these "High End" Expensive DVD players..... : ghost in my shell
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      uh ? engrish ? .... :) what do you mean, found an progressive player under 200$ ? where ? I haven't fou... : BigT
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        I have seen some great open box deals at best buy and circuit city on progressive scan dvd players for lo... : street crazy
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          in communist sweden the market owns U... :( no such luck here... none of the local chains carries progre... : BigT
          • Oh damn, I'm sorry, but you can get a progressive scan DVD player for about 150 at Sam's Club over here..... : ghost in my shell
• It functions well as a DVD player. : balaams_ass
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  the only bad thing I've heard about it is that it doesn't do progressive scan. : ostrichboy
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    it does if you install a modchip and a patch : diehlr
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      But then no Xbox live, right? : riptyde
      • You can install it so the chip can be turned on/off. : diehlr
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    don't if this is true since I haven't gotten my hands on don't condone modchips... but supposedly if you ... : ariakaz
    • I wasnt going to buy it but i just did, menus are formatted sorta strange, everything has a tad bit of a ... : street crazy
• YES. : blueboy84
• It would be more useful as an anchor for an oil tanker or such. : greh kleh
• sure, if you can find DVD's that HUGE, LOL! : jidar
• XBOX plays HUGE LASERDISCS! : diehlr
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  With a mod chip to make it region free and enable progressive scan, it can become a DAMN GOOD DVD player.... : Stormrider
  • pics+divx ? ..just kidding......... : BigT

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  They have a guy man IRC just to tell you to call a tech support phone number? Why not just put that info... : riptyde
  • My original question was didnt get pasted cause it wasnt part of the chat. It was a web-based request thi... : Blackdawgg
• i hate xbox help my story: called up about broken xbox when it first came out and I wanted to get my Hal... : street crazy
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  Nikolai, why'd you bother changing stuff to Joe Smith? : dra.
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    Because im blind and didnt see that..ATLEAST YOU DIDNT GET MY LAST NAME! AAHAH XBOX IS HUGE : Blackdawgg
    • RUN AWAY RUN AWAY : street crazy
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  um, and T-Online is one of the endorsed ISPs.. MS made a huge deal with them... DOuble useless asshat. : moshman
  • Im gonna be using a US Xbox with US Live Kit : Blackdawgg
  • oh and HUGE XBOX DEAL LOL CAUSE XBOX IS HUGE! : Blackdawgg

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  they also say no prime until wednesday. just a heads up.. : pyide
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    I would call today anyway and see...no harm right ;-) : ghost in my shell
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      Their distribution just isn't as fast. It'll be Wednesday. It sucks, but in a month I won't even remember... : geedeck
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        Lets find out in 5 minutes ;-) : ghost in my shell
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          If you do find good news, I really would love to hear it. : geedeck
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            Well they claim to have it...lets hope he actually saw a copy instead of reading a piece of paper ;-) : ghost in my shell
            • Called mine and they said tomorrow. <shrug> salright, I think I'll ask Aveil if I can borrow her GameCube... : geedeck
• Thanks, now I have to buy a gamecube. :D : *metal*
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  That would cost $477 in Sweden. I went and checked the prices online at the cheapeast supermarkets over h... : {Venger}
  • Man thats fucked up...heh : ghost in my shell
  • yeh unless Göran has capped your wallet first, damn bloodsucker... : BigT
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    That's horrible dude. What would it cost just to import one? : geedeck
    • NTSC != PAL But, not a whole lot.. Thanks to my brother we already have a postal box in Mesquite, ... : {Venger}
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  That's almost as good as the deal I got on your gamecube :) : lordlobo
  • Good thing I can get another one and actually keep it now! : ghost in my shell

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  check your wad files, make sure they're set correctly : Gauss
  • haha, you said wad.... : slax0r
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    where/how? i did a fresh install of it and gave it the doom 2 wad.. : skold
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      are you using kickstart? its right on the first menu, lets you set the directory for the main wad file : Gauss
      • yea. ive got that set to doom 2. maybe its a version thing.. : skold

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• dev.squabble.org : gegtik
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  Only 1/3? Hahahahhahahahaha : Odoyle
  • yeah I think 1/3 is about right, but if anything it's high. : jidar

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  isn't maturity also when you realize humor is subjective? : slax0r
  • SO 0WNED : nomaad
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    nope, because it isn't all subjective. Remember when a bully would pick on the weakling kid in junior hi... : balaams_ass
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      I was the weakling kid being picked on. And it is funny to the bullies, otherwise they wouldn't do it. Ev... : slax0r
      • While I at time felt embarassed on the Jackass guys behalf (especially partyboy), I still found the major... : timm
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        Individually, life itself is subjective, so is what an individual defines as maturity. I would argue tha... : balaams_ass
        • Before you rant, I said different not indicating good or bad. : balaams_ass
        • and I would argue that there's not a black and white division between 'immature' and 'mature', and the de... : slax0r
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      but how does that relate to jackass? Jackass is fucking hilarious, if you think people cant think that wi... : patdoody
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        arse clown? Nevermind. Little kids (I wasn't one) getting picked on by a bully is never funny. One mig... : balaams_ass
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          so basically, bully + ???? = jackass ? : patdoody
          • nono, bullies != funny, therefore jackass != funny or something : Gauss
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            If you go back to the original thread that prompted my posting dognose complained that he didn't find Jac... : balaams_ass
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              I can't believe you're arguing this, if you haven't even see the movie. There were tons of episodes of Ja... : timm
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                I've not (and haven't really) said anything about the movie. My comments were prompted by dognose's revi... : balaams_ass
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                  You said if you are mature you can't find jackass funny, that is what has caused the argument. You also s... : patdoody
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                    Actually I think I said that dognose might not find Jackass funny because he matured. That people who la... : balaams_ass
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                      but the bully is, because he does think it's funny. i'm not saying that the bully isn't deranged for thin... : slax0r
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                        this logic applies if anyone arguing in this thread was in the movie Jackass, otherwise we're all laughin... : balaams_ass
                        • that's not the point. to compare jackass to watching a bully pick on a kid is false analogy. my point is ... : slax0r
                    • oh man, let it go. "Maturity is when you no longer find movies like Jackass funny." - balaams_ass a... : patdoody
        • We're not kids anymore. Most of us laugh when we want to. I didn't find ALL the jackass stuff funny, but ... : timm
• pubity = time you realise that you can FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP : CoRDS
• I hope I never mature then :) : skynet
• I saw Jackass on Friday, and it has to be the funniest movie I've ever seen. Never laughed so hard in a ... : Don Vito Corleone
• I thought Jackass was hilarious. People find different things funny. I hated the Royal Tenenbaums. : Phil
• i hope i never become mature then. : patdoody
• Poophead! lol : pun][sher
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  were this thread a boxing match, the original poster would be punching himself in the head : AssGoblin
  • and it would be funny to me, but not to him, because humor is subjective! all of it! : slax0r
• Do you have a poster of Frasier on your wall? : quix
• where does MENopause fit in? : ariakaz
• you couldn't be futher from the truth : Donnelly
• haha, ironically enough, maturity is realizing that not all people have the same tastes. : jidar

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  link? : slax0r
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    www.amdzone.com And there have been rumors at the inqwell for the longest time about this : stgdz
    • interesting. this will be huge if it happens. : slax0r
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  Just think, instead of Steve Jobs claiming "It's just as fast as the fastest x86 chip from Intel!" he mig : Sludgehead
  • I can only imagine what the photshop junkies will be able to do with x86-64 machines too : stgdz
  • <troll-mode>not with AMD! BWAHAHAHAHA!</troll-mode> : slax0r
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  oh my gosh does this me apple PCs? If this is so then it would boost their sales so much it isn't even fu... : boughton supreme
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    me = mean :/ : boughton supreme
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      yeah, you can be a jerk at times... : slax0r
      • rofl : boughton supreme
• i really really hope this is true mac os on my pc, /me droooooools : CoRDS
• you will not be able to run OS X on a pc, even if OS X runs on an AMD processor : AssGoblin
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  These rumours have been going on for long. There are mile-long discussions about this on the mac forums o... : {Venger}
  • Yeah the rumors have been out there for a long while, One rumor that I like is that AMD delayed the ha... : stgdz
  • They will...with the PPC970. : fatman
• this would be sweet. not cause I like Apple but b/c I love AMD and their stock has been taking a beating. : ariakaz

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  the game ships today.. might be in some stores this afternoon/evening. but more than likely it will be ... : Shadowdane
  • boo...urns.... I might just have to kill him then. : Silent Wolf

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  Isn't the United State's international code 01? : riptyde
  • yes. 1+areacode+7digits : slax0r
  • Yes but if its not a free call I'm not going to call them. They expect me to make an international call? : koder
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  why would you expect a US bank/business to pander to other countries? You made the choice to use them, n... : jasonepowell
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    Like what choice do I have, I want to use Ebay and the seller insists on paypal. If there was a UK altern... : koder
    • There is a UK alternative called nochex. www.nochex.com : 5150 Joker
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    and providing email support is hardly 'pandering' it is essential for international online businesses. : koder
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      so basically, Paypal should just eat the cost of having to register their biz in the UK and pay all the a... : jasonepowell
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        They have to register in the UK to provide email support? Thats news to me. : koder
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          But they speak a different language there! THINK OF THE COSTS!!!! : bringer
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            ? The UK and US speak the same language, English. : koder
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              they use the same words, but more often than not they don't mean the same things : AssGoblin
              • After reading all these replies I'm beginning to think you are right :) : koder

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• stress? : ashkie
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  vitamin deficiency? : Fyunch Click
  • really!? dont fuck with me I'm tired and I dont feel like thinking about how I'm gonna code minesweeper f... : urbansling
• BLINK OUT THE MANCHOWDAH : gegtik
• Eyestrain stop lookin at screens : noxv1
• facial? : bringer
• It happens to everyone. Don't sweat it. : porn on the cob
• last year.. my right eye was doing that for almost 2 months. it was weird : Shadowdane

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• didn't hide die? i kid, i kid : roushimsx
• Did you not read Redwolf's post? Get off the pot, pot-head! : Zehobbit

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  filters, you must check. yes! : slax0r
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    English, you little green fucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT? I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? : roushimsx
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      YO DA MAN!!!! : gegtik
      • I don't like SAND : roushimsx
• http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/options_nuked.x also check my profile, mizofo! : gegtik
• What thread was it? : stgdz