Evening Reading

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  Sure. I'm going to spend some time today getting back into the swing of it since i've been out of the loo... : roushimsx
  • I get to see some Shaolin Monk show tonight or I'd be up for it. :/ : bringer
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  AA? : Cosmicfool
  • I just downloaded today : pharoah mike

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  You suck : NukeDukem
  • http://www.theforumisdown.com/uploadfiles/1102/desktop.gif : Cosmicfool
• Mondays suck! : locobastard

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• That's pointed right at me. :( : bringer
• It's pointing at Canada! *hides* : futant
• ahhh, that'll hit somewhere in Northern Manitoba. Don't worry. Bye Vantage. : redfive
• Canada vs Al Qaida FIGHT!! : Dreagon
• That's the wasteland provinces anyway.. pff...who cares. : Cosmicfool

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• oooo oooo i love you i love you, i lost this vid ages ago.... YAY! : evil-cow
• that video has been around for so long, i'm suprised there are still people on the internet who havn't se... : Ianr
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  This type of video seems so stupid to me :( It's not even funny in the 3 stooges sense :( : wunderbred
  • /pokes wunderbread in the eyes : ignatius
• ROFL... OMG : bRAINsick
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  Not funny in the slightest...... : suicidemachine
  • It is if you loop it. : indeego
• If you get about six or more of that type of clip (people getting hit by cars, explosions, general stupid... : Ninja Techno
• that's not funny... :S : kevp
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  this is funny as hell. whats the story behind it? I bet that guy stole the fat kids GBA and the fat kid g... : ultramega
  • it's probably an attempt at making one of those "Backyard Wrasslin' " tapes. : edgewise
• hmm.. not funny to me, but I can see why people might think so : Kashmir
• that is my favorite video in the world... cracks me up every time.. I love how the kid with the shovel ju... : ZedAgent
• Bong! : jidar

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  Grabbing Splinter Cell first. Gonna wait on xbox live to see how it goes. : mp7rox
  • Ah, the girlfriend is getting SC for me on my upcoming birthday. Can't wait! : Flawless Cowboy
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  do it! There's quite a number of shackers on XBL already. : ostrichboy
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    Cool... like who? Is everyone predominantly playing Mechassault or what? : Flawless Cowboy
    • http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/search.x?query=%2Bxbox+%2Blive I'm hoping some smarty programmer will ma... : ostrichboy
    • ok so far i know ostrichboy (of course), myself, HAIKU, CPT_G, DG3NR8 will be/have XBOX LIVE. Ostrish, ... : jedi_27
• I am getting it sometime this afternoon, but I doubt I will have a chance to play tonight. Most likely, I... : haiku
• First I'll be getting Splinter Cell and then Xbox Live! along with Mech Assault for Christmas from my fia... : Scotty22
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  Will Steel Battalion have MP support? : Kaiser
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    sadly no, but there were either rumors or talks about an add-on pack or expansion or new version to come ... : jedi_27
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      NO?!??! WTF else would I do with that $200 controller?!?! Besides use it as a cheap sybian imitatio : Kaiser
      • Once you bring lesbians into the picture, is there much more to worry about? : geedeck
  • I dunno. It'd be kind of stupid to pay $200 and not be able to meet up and play with fellow nerds. I kid : Flawless Cowboy
  • You really can't play Steel Battalion on Xbox Live? What the hell? : Scotty22
• Already got Live, just gotta set up my Xbox : hawkeye
• count me in, but from australia, i wont be getting it for ... oooh ... a good MILLION YEARS : paganritual

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• xbox is cool too not just huge : paganritual
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  linux is slowly becoming better : electric_monk
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    And here's where It wants to be! http://www.apple.com/macosx/ : Toraz Chryx
    • direct hit! : slax0r
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  Wasn't USB like introduced 5+ years ago? And you are raving about them getting it to work as advertised : indeego
  • well, its been working on a hardware level for quite some time. : electric_monk
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    Yeah, because TPS Report is the first person ever to get a USB joystick working with Windows. </sarcasm> ... : mattleexbox
    • That's my point entirely. It would be like me raving about burning a CDR. "uh, yeah, and...?" : indeego
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  Welcome to Macintosh '98 ;) : Toraz Chryx
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    What good was a USB joystick on a Mac in 1998? (or any joystick at all, for that matter) *ducks, runs* ... : declspec
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      i played and loved Falcon MC for my mac! in 1992... : kenmis
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        My favorite Mac game was an old one called "Make Millions". The game was more or less about business eco... : declspec
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          the coolest I remember was on my mac plus the talking moose. Its speech synthesis still sounds better tha... : radicus
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            Yes, I remember that one. :-) I can still picture it, complete with facial expressions... damn it's been... : declspec
            • haha sweet! My mom got freaked out one night when she was home alone and it started talking. She didnt kn... : radicus
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          the Mac games i had and loved were: Might and Magic 1, 2, and 3. (2 and 3 totaly owned me) Out of this ... : kenmis
          • Ghost Recon for OSX is nice. : {Venger}
          • Actually, my favourite game of all time was a Mac Classic game... Warlords. I spent innumerable hours pl... : Vantage
    • hellcats and f/a18 hornet!!1 : radicus
  • *cough*fanboy*cough* : electric_monk

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• sorry I don't go into FP unless there's 300+ comments first. Too many gay postings about Dutchie's topic : redfive

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  I thought NOLF2 was much better than NOLF1. : Kaiser
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    Seriously? I remember laughing out loud at much of the dialogue in NOLF1. In 2, I hardly did. NOLF2 just ... : lavamat
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      you didn't laugh during the chase scene? :( : roushimsx
      • Agreed, that was a pretty good scene :) : lavamat
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        That part was truly hilarious. There were some deficiencies compared to the first one--this one was shor : UtilityMaximizer
        • Yeah, same here. My theory is that the designers thought up the whole communist casino thing at 4 am, aft... : lavamat
    • NOLF2 had LOTS of dialogue. Problem was, the troops would detect you pretty quick and give chase, withou... : Kaiser
• I wanted to play through NOLF again but it doesn't like GeForce 4 videocards.. the cinemas render too fas... : roushimsx
• i played some of the demo and it didn't float my boat : jvox

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• We're priming Steve for a world takeover : Scotty22
• if you search for "It gets you chicks" first 3 are the shack then Lesbian porn : kreggers

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  like the new stuff coming out this weekend or like..do you just want to get console games fucking cheap t... : roushimsx
  • Well, The guy listed 3 different stores and the really good deals you could get on the consoles in each s... : Galadriel07
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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5980913 : geedeck
  • yeah thanks :) I am really bad at the searchy thing : Galadriel07
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    Very nice. BTW, isn't there a new GBA that's supposed to come out soon? : Kaiser
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      The rumors were saying so about a month ago. The thing is, I really doubt it. Nintendo pushes each han... : geedeck
      • If only those pricks would ship to Canada already... >:( : Entity

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  its a head orgasm : multisync
  • sneezegasm? : Phearsome
  • I'll tell you whats orgasmic... Not taking a piss for like 8 hours then letting it all loose... Ahhh..... : NukeDukem

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• he almost always has writer's block or teases us with the silly stuff before posting First Post! : mad-d00d
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  He goes off and takes a shit, does his chores, etc, just to spite you guys who care : NukeDukem
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    you forgot tokes up and polishes wooden shoes. : PantherX
    • and contemplates his existance : futant
  • Exactly, it's like this every morning. : futant
• tell him to write about consoles : dodob

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• I'm going to purchase it. : Entity
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  I hope Prime is good. Fusion is disappointing. : roushimsx
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    Disappointing because you don't like 2D platformers? I need to go buy that today : Entity
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      Where did you get the idea that I don't like 2d platformers? Disappointing because it's nowhere near a... : roushimsx
      • Yeah, actually it was an honest question. Far too many people these days don't appreciate 2D games, so I ... : Entity
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    Fusion is very short, and very linear. It's a Metroid game, sure, but it lacks a lot of the heart and sty... : Eggnog
    • Super Metroid was pretty short as well.. but what really hurts Fusion is all of the narration they chucke... : roushimsx
• because it IS the 2nd coming of Christ : V0lk
• would this man lie to you? http://www.shacknews.com/screens.x/iotd//15/thumbs/jacktaco.jpg : Old_Fart

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  his "bandwidth" is impressive indeed : AssGoblin
  • *badump-ching* : futant

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  Ping works as does the website. : pimpium
  • well goddamn, what would be the problem at my end then? every other website I've pinged works fine. : Old_Fart
• C:\Documents and Settings\cbingel>ping news.easynews.com Pinging news.easynews.com [140.99.99.130] wit... : Phearsome
• werks for me too 80ms : TERATOGEN
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  Is easynews a good service? good retention time? carry most of the groups? : Phearsome
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    yes, yes, and yes : Old_Fart
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      I'm on T1 and I get 80ms, this doesn't sound good to me, speed wise anyways. : TERATOGEN
      • I download at 1.7-2 megabit according to Newbin Pro on my cablemodem. : Old_Fart
      • and since your downloading, not playing a game, ther ms of ping isn't critical unless it's also getting p... : Old_Fart
      • the size of your pipe isn't always directly correlated to your ping. : Phearsome
• it just came back up for me, they had a message at their site about downtime Nov 15th -- Earlier t : Old_Fart
• Pinging WWW.EASYNEWS.COM [140.99.99.90] with 32 bytes of data: Reply from 140.99.99.90: bytes=32 time=... : Maddog_Delphi97

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• i'm here till the prof arrives : ^-SeaWolf-^
• i'm out of juice : spector
• Hewwo. : skynet
• moo : xakmalice
• I just farted. : moshman
• I'm usually just getting up at this time, which is bad because 2 classes are already over : slammy
• soon i'll be off to class : ece_ssg
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  Well, I SHOULD be working, but I'm reading your post instead... : Maddog_Delphi97
  • I'm at work too but today's Friday for fuck sakes!!! It's almost like a weekend already. : TERATOGEN
• sorry so late. I was scratching my nutsack : freakord
• im not here. : pimpium
• Scrotums : Bakelite
• huh? wuzzat? : Fyunch Click
• i are awake! : DonkleyPunch
• Here : Ryno
• Present : Entity
• Umm..i'm here and stuff : jjlaw
• HERE SIR! Wassup? : tachck
• Wa'cho Talkin 'bout Willis? : Normality
• I'm... reading stuff. : futant

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  wtf? I'd play some games, or go find me some pussy, if I had the day off. : freakord
  • damn...right...off I go : lordlobo
  • hotornot takes a bit longer than a day to get in contact with those hoes : jambalaya king
• im taking the day off because my car was towed =( : ctlaltl33t
• Sorry for not getting in touch with you this week. Turns out my friend that lives here planned something ... : Degenerate

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  Start stocking the shelters : freakord
  • yeah no kidding, hopefully they will get the bastards like they did this last sept : stgdz
• if they are talking about it, i doubt anything will happen. : cigam
• see, crap like that pisses me off. why fan the flames of the general populace ... making a huge number : uberp00
• Yeah, I'd do Greta Van Sustenbakjhd;kghab. : Kaiser
• may be, somewhere, sometime, likely. Pfft!! This is a joke I can write report like that too. : TERATOGEN

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  People in West Palm Beach Florida are fucking stupid. We found that out last year AND again this year wh... : Phil
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    Next they are going to sue the government for not having voting machines that can read minds :D : Dreagon
    • stick in a hole. monkeys can do it, why can't you? : PantherX
• er, her husband. Sorry. : Odoyle
• didn't you know? Guns are suppose to be able to tell what you're shooting at and not fire if its just so... : halfwaybastard

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• yea..gotta hold off those shackpolls until then. *Sigh* : roushimsx

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  Of course! Hacking is SO much more horrible than rape! : Odoyle
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    It's not just a law, it's the way of society that we're part of. Money is more important then a woman. ... : TERATOGEN
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      They says it's a National Security issue, not a Business Bottom Line issue. : Phil
      • says = say : Phil
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        it's all about money my friend, all about money in the end. : TERATOGEN
        • and in the eeeendddd!!! : SPAZER
• That'd make you think twice now wouldnt it? :D : NukeDukem
• Wow thats the stupidest thing i've read in the past week : Blackdawgg
• What's more scarier than the prison sentence is the new database DoD wants to create and track every cred... : laidback
• As long as they don't end up in a Federal "pound-me-in-the-ass" prison... : V0lk

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• Scary shit - I do agree with some of that stuff, but like the punishments for the guys that break the rul... : tachck
• hahahaha this is an awesome idea. : ostrichboy
• Careful reading that article, you might step in the BS... : Omaha
• hahaha..love that graphic : SPAZER

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• Sisters that get off on sharing their boyfriends : tachck
• both. same time. no lubrication. : cigam
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  Olsen Twins? yes, I am a sick fuck. : skynet
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    http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/categories/products/product.asp?pf_id=230614 : Flawless Cowboy
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      Overall customer rating: ***** "They are hot" : Flawless Cowboy
      • HAHAHA! roofles : skynet
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        They'd look a hell of a lot hotter if they were like..10 years older and stuff. : roushimsx
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          You know, that looks suspiciously like "they would look alot better if they were 10" if you fail to expan... : bringer
          • they did look kinda cute then. : roushimsx
        • Or if you were several years younger :) They are as old as many of the girls going to my school - 16....m... : tachck
• mmmm..sisters : SPAZER
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  k...times up...now go to the NWS website funsisters : Rebelgal
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    I can't. I'm at work. :( : skynet
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      i was afraid of that...well...look when u get home...i did a search and it hasn't been talked about befor... : Rebelgal
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        zzzzzzzzzzzzz : cigam
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          http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5987586 : Rebelgal
          • they are not that hot and it costs money! besides, they are not here for me to give them the both. same t... : cigam

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• INCOMING STROKE DETECTED..? : beastrabban
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  so is my left nut : TERATOGEN
  • is that like when amputees can feel limbs that don't exist? : moshman
• Migraine imminent. : Omaha

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• hahahahahahahaha : {Venger}
• You must have heard this one in England :) Classic schoolboy joke : moshman
• HAW HAW HAW! : dForm
• Hahahahaha...excellent. : xocsida
• BWHAHAHA : xakmalice
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  is that the bus driver from the SHORT BUS POSSY ? : jedi_27
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    posse : jidar
    • i was going for a spelling play on PUSSY, POSSE ;) and fatman says you suck at QUAKE 3, fear his wrat : jedi_27
• hahahahaha. Fantastic joke. : Scotty22
• oh man, best joke I've heard in a looong time. : fluze
• so old, but a good one : cigam
• very nice. I got a good chuckle. : johnny appleseid

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  Bueller? Bueller? : V0lk
  • He wants to buttlove Bueller! : skynet
  • "If you had access to a car like this...would you take it back right away? Neither would I." : tachck
• He looks like a child molestor. : xocsida
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  I ALWAYS KNEW THAT GUY WAS SHADY. Seriously, didn't he just look like he was trouble? : geedeck
  • Well, he did play the devil in one of his movies ;-) : skynet

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• holey crap i wonder how long that took : spector
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  that is super ugly, well done, but a well done one no doubt. : Scotty22
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    what the fuck did I just write? : Scotty22
    • You read my mind. ;) : Flawless Cowboy
    • me lose brain? uh oh. : skynet
  • we get signal! : xocsida

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• just being his smartass self : industro
• Just to be sarcastic. : xakmalice
• Original line was OMG BOWLING BALL IS HUGE LOL but the golfer line was 100000000x funnier. : Phil
• Tara Reid is exceptionally hot in that movie - of course, she is always exceptionally hot :) : tachck
• Ah I see, thanks. : Ryno

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  DAMN! That is fucking cruel, not sure if I could ever make that judegement. Anyways I was awatchi... : stgdz
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    what show was that? : TERATOGEN
    • history channel : stgdz
• I had heard about that. Pretty fucking awesome if you ask me. : geedeck
• Thats great! : Blackdawgg
• IN SOVIET RU... er....I mean- I <3 RUSSIA : freakord
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  Maybe that's what WE should do with any more of these terroist fucks we capture/kill. : V0lk
  • Yeah, use their silly superstitions beliefs against them as a deterrence : tachck
• Hell yeah, I think this is a great decision. : Normality