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• well it certainly gives me sick ideas : hodapp1234
• it balances me out. if i dont vent anger online, i'll skin a live cat. : FoX3D
• http://bellsouthpwp.net/a/s/aslack/Pics/comic-44.gif Thanks for the link, Dante. : My Documents
• they have differing effects on different mindsets, some people might get pissed off and smash things (bad... : hawkeye
• dont forget, parenting is the issue, not the games : ctlaltl33t
• There are many other factors to consider aside from whether a child plays a computer game. A lot of thing... : oo7|bond
• #2. : lacker
• for me, usually #4, unless I am playing ra3 which usually makes me very angry and whiny. : mattsull85
• This fits into the other category. Video games cause violence in cases such as the following: Footb : darktweed
• 2, bad parenting allows for violence. : urbansling
• Well an important point to remember is that even if they find a positive correlation between playing viol... : koder
• I think there was a study years ago about playing D&D reducing suicide. You could probably "generalize" ... : Rhayne
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  5)...It's the stupid people who give gamers a ad game : theGREATpandaman
  • whoops...bad* : theGREATpandaman
• 2. Any correlation between playing violent games and being a violent person comes from the fact that vio... : Solar Jetman

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  damn i love pizza hut, but it give me the runs *_* : ctlaltl33t
  • Lactose intolerant? : Rotten Deadite
• Maybe she was hungry? and it was her favourite after all. : snoozy
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  was she hot? : supaslasha
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    newp. chubby + fugly. : fluke
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      tell that bitch to make trips! she could use the exercise : supaslasha
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        Trips? Like acid you mean ? : snoozy
        • yes excercise your mind : quake 3 announcer
  • She was eating an entire pizza herself, what do you think? :) : xocsida
• you shouldve come out from the kitchen with a big spoon and slapped her fat hands : ctlaltl33t
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  Was there any of the piza already gone? So she took EVERY piece with her? : Ianr
  • yes, a fresh pizza just put on the buffet. gone in 60 seconds. (or less) : fluke
• obviously you should make more hawaiian pizzas for the buffet. it seems you don't make enough : AssGoblin
• did she eat all of it? : qrenton
• same thing happens at our local Chinese buffet place. When they bring out the crab or lobster, the fatti... : beastrabban

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• FARK, that is all : cavalier

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• jeez. maybe i'll give it a floor run and see how it plays. : brianshizm
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  ok that's it, i'm buying ten copies. : FoX3D
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    do you guys do this for every game that gets a really high review? : artillery
    • Only games that Jack/Zoid have worked on : Dimmona
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  How many words can you turn "hype" into? =/ I remember Black & White getting 10s. :( : Kryn
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    totally different situation. everybody LOVED black and white for about a week. : pupismyname
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      http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5959059 : Kryn
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        i'm just saying that black and white is the kind of game that is incredibly cool for a while, but gets ol... : pupismyname
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          Exactly. Everyone spooged themselves over B&W when it first came out, but try asking people about it toda... : Vis Inack
          • I hated it from the begining. : Lawgiver
          • I was suprised how fast throwing sheep got old. : onyx
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  Inflated ratings always happen for games like this. Not saying it's going to be a bad game, but I think a... : Vis Inack
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    That's what I'm thinking. Many of the reviewers probably had NES systems when they were younger and are t... : Kryn
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      Keep in mind that a lot of IGN's PS2 and XBox editors are also calling it GOTY : Dimmona
      • ...plus, ITS METROID WHATS WRONG WITH YOU KNOBS : Dimmona
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        Where'd you hear that? : nomaad
        • it's all over their forums. : jerkinisnice
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        Yeah, but they may also have been playing Nintendos back in the 80s and early 90s. : Kryn
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          So what? Nostalgia isn't going to carry a shitty game, so give it up. Metroid fans have extremely high e... : insta
          • nobody said it was going to be crappy. they're saying it may be getting inflated reviews because of it's... : artillery
    • And hey, I was one of them. I'm not saying their job is easy. But I think the pressure is on to get the r... : Vis Inack
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  Gamers.com gave Shenmue II a 10 too. While I think it deserves a 10, most people don't.. I think they som... : Saresk
  • it was an editor at EGM... did they give Shenmue a 10 too? : jerkinisnice
• Sure glad I picked up my Platinum Gamecube yesterday. This game looks hella fun. : Entity
• OMGOMGOMGOMG METROID PRIME IS HUGE LOL! : ventro
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  What'd those 2 give Super Mario Sunshine? Last I've seen around here, SMS went from OMGILOVETHISGAME do... : Dobbs
  • SMS is *definitely* a Must Buy. Anyone who calls themselves a gamer even xbox fanboys like yourselfshoul... : Dimmona

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  photoshopped : land
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    you don't say... : jidar
    • no, I do say... : land
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    the sign must be written in both french & english. well played, well played : ignatius
    • with the french version slightly larger in Quebec. : timmie
    • HAHAHA suxors to be canadian : lobo_ca
• Hits for me! Roxxors. ~The Meal : Cpt. Baseballbat
• rofls : theGREATpandaman

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• coo. : ventro

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  Do you have a higher res version of that? I need a wallpaper for my Sony Jumbotron 200" : {Venger}
  • hahah you beat me to it :) : snoozy
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  Feel free to resize your images before posting them to the web dude... : snoozy
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    oopsy : drucifer
    • fix0r'd, sorry : drucifer
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  Just make sure not to piss him off ever and he'll probably not kill you, heh. :( : mofo
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    Makes me think of the ending to American Beauty. Technically Lester didn't piss off the neighbour (can... : snoozy
    • Excellent use of spoiler tags! : fishbone
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  cut it down!!! free the duck!!! it's animal cruelty to allow it to be hanged : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    Even a wooden duck? : snoozy
    • all ducks. : ^-SeaWolf-^
• Just think, his house will burn down soon, he'll see the image of a duck in a noose on one of the walls, ... : gregorybrown
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  Never made direct eye contact & never EVAR wear anything pink. : Phil
  • made = make : Phil
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  www.jenk.org/getdown.jpg : jenkin
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    Gah, gg web host :( http://members.cox.net/jenkin/getdown.jpg : jenkin
    • foofles : drucifer

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• And I doubt that that plugin really gives you much of a sense of what proper Dolby Headphone processing w... : Zero|DPX

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  that's why she won't be getting any blow jobs! : lacker
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    Sif. Like you wouldn't lick her cunt if she asked... : snoozy
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      i dont think i would. you gotta remember that puff daddy hit that and that's enough to make it tainted fo... : lacker
      • remind the assflack named ben : ctlaltl33t
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        But if she said 'lick my cunt then plow me in the dirtbox'... I know I'd be ready and willing... : snoozy
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          i am of the unpopular opinion that dick is worth as much as pussy. : lacker
          • this is a moz bookmark waiting to happen :( : lacker
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  well, this is a good example of why mainstream music blows. why does this bother you? : ctlaltl33t
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    Eh, I'm not really against mainstream music. Except when it gets this bad. OK the music was actually good... : mr. winky
    • she has a penis? : sanchez-
• ms jennifer lopez is a product of hollywood which = no talent : THX

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  elizabeth shue - 10 years : ctlaltl33t
  • agreed!!!! : ^-SeaWolf-^
  • i'd leave her las vegas or something : electric_monk
• some one i know : lacker
• actually putting serious thought into that makes my brain hurt. : Dante
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  Maybe my new gf? : snoozy
  • aww, thats sweet. But in a couple years when you have trouble cumming without thinking of another girl... : ratman
• I'm one of those people that wouldn't ever use it because I wouldn't be sure I picked the right one. B... : hawkeye
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  Jennifer Lopez, Brittney Spears : hodapp1234
  • CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!!! : electric_monk
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  My wife. I'm too afraid of her to say anyone else. : darktweed
  • ::makes whip cracking sound:: : nyranger66
• darktweeds wife : {Venger}
• alyssa milano.. I've been waiting for more than a decade now :( : davatar
• reposted to ER :) : fluke
• omg KATIE HOLMES : ScoobySnack

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• Blimpies. : Delithio
• CHECKERS! : ctlaltl33t
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  Quizno's is all you need. If not Arby's is good. : hodapp1234
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    not one close enough : Dante
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      of either. and quizno's is too expensive. : Dante
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        Quiznos is no more expensive then subway. $7 either way for Regular Sub + Drink (quiznos) or footlong su... : hodapp1234
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          regular quiznos != footlong subway damn 122s PRL : Dante
          • Actually, it comes down to the whole length vs. girth debate. Subway is 12" long and thin, but Quizn... : mrraist-
• Blimpies! : ChowYunCat
• TEH SUBWAY!!! : electric_monk
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  Subway own all those. : {Venger}
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    but your vote doesn't count. : Dante
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      I've eaten at all those places, and Subway owns all those. Schlotzkys and Dairy Queen are alright aswell.... : {Venger}
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        man, just by suggesting Dairy Queen, you show your lack of experience. 80% of DQs i've been in have pract... : Dante
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          but i'm going to subway anyway. hopefully they're still open. damn, i'm seriously PRLd right now : Dante
          • dammit, owned by ER : Dante

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• pheonix? : airrob
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  http://www.mozilla.org/projects/phoenix/ : snoozy
  • i beleive this was the one. danke : ctlaltl33t
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  alright now that i got it, how do i turn off this annoying profile pop-up everytime i refresh the shack : ctlaltl33t
  • you were supposed to press 'never for this site' when you logged in. just log out and then log in again a... : electric_monk

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• oh baby, that is a lot of funk. good work IBM... 64-bit processor and running two OS's at the same time ... : mattsull85

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• did anyone else actually make the sound "EEERRR EEERRR EEERRR EEERRR" like a siren? : hawkeye

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• GOD i hate when i try to reply to a post and start a new thread. : fluke

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• for me to poop on : snoozy

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  Circle of the Moon or Harmony of Dissonance? : insta
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    Harmony : Degenerate
    • \m/ : Dimmona
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      Dash around with L and R instead of using the dpad to move. It saves your left thumb. : sevogajre
      • Its my right hand that hurts :( Its more cramped than the damned PS2 controller : Degenerate

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  Enjoy your nightmares : awoihjaweohr
  • nightmares!? never : OverBurN
  • why would he get nightmares? : MuaaSan
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  Oh fuck,... I'm going to listen to it too.. FUCK!!!!!! im scared : mr.sleepy
  • why are you afraid? : lacker
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    You know, I've listened to it before, but I've NEVER heard any of the scary stuff people talk about. Ho... : jenkin
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      yeah i listen to it a lot.. havent heard anything scary : OverBurN
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        http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5433769 : xocsida
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          interesting... when i cant sleep i turn on sleepbot and sleep pretty good... havent had nightmares from i... : OverBurN
          • I've only listened to it a few times...never to sleep, but I was like WHOA when I heard that. I'd tr... : xocsida
        • hahaha, thats hilarious if they do that. : {Venger}
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  server full.... server full.... server full... server full...... argl : fetii
  • mwhaha its the planetquake nightmare : FoX3D
  • i need to get music like this so i can do my own stream :) sleepbot is pretty busy most of the time : OverBurN
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    http://www.overburn.ca:8000/listen.pls see if that works im listening to the stream. i just turned ... : OverBurN
    • it works : lacker

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• You lie like a dog!! : Eggnog
• lies and half truths : Dimmona
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  NES Castlevanias >> GBA Castlevanias : artillery
  • OMG finally someone who agrees with me : rookieone
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    Castlevania Bloodlines > * (music ruled) : Kiriakos
    • Nocture in the Moonlight > X68k Castlevania > Castlevania 3 > Bloodlines : roushimsx
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5957866 : Dimmona
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    i'd buy a castlevania I-II-III remake on gba. : FoX3D
    • hell muthafucking yeah! : lacker

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  Do I get bonus points for overusing the word "ridiculous"? : grendel
  • sniper town was fucking ridiculous : supaslasha
• Sniper Town was a fucking bitch. : hodapp1234
• maybe u just sucked at it? i found the game to be fun and challenging : OverBurN
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  i agree, MOH:AA was rediculous, i didnt like it : ctlaltl33t
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    I LOVED it till sniper town. : hodapp1234
    • Same here. S.Town was fucking stupid. : Phil
  • i know most of you dont care why i think its not good, but here it is anyway: The AI is ungodly, just ... : ctlaltl33t
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5954445 : nyranger66
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  if you think MOHAA was impossible then there's somethin odd going on. my father, who's never played an F... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    Exactly how did we play doom when it first came out. I was so young I hardly remember anything except en... : hodapp1234
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      no looking up and down :) : OverBurN
      • or jumping! How can one play an FPS without jumping?? : stump
    • keyboard only, arrows. it just looked awkward. not nearly as sophisticated as mouseing and strafing. ... : ^-SeaWolf-^
• MOHAA rocked, but NOLF2 did anally inavde it overall. RTCW had around 4 really amazing levels and the res... : roushimsx
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  Man, there all great games, MOHAA was totally enjoyable, the sniper town level too, just use logic, where... : thief
  • *they're : thief
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  voyager: elite force. it's short but great while it lasts. : fluke
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    i thought it was meh. the last boss was really dumb though : nyranger66
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      er, yea agreed, that boss sucked. and the end blew too. : fluke
      • what was the ending? my game ALWAYS crashed when i beat the end boss. it pissed me off to no end. : ^-SeaWolf-^
  • Yea, that was a good game. 2 years ago. : roushimsx
• jedi knight 2 was good.... : Macky
• i thought jk2 was fun : urbansling

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  it should be illegal to ship from Canada to the uS... or at least they should rape you with duty fees at ... : jerkinisnice
  • Tell it to the Queen Mum or whatever the fuck you guys got up there ;) : Phil
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  Why is this not in the US yet? : Halen
  • from his link: Availability: Not yet released : Dante
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  JESUS, just as we start to get some of the sweet Amazon deals, that you stupid American fuckers have had : Luminair
  • That's why we have, and always will, RULE. : Phil
• Late night bumpage. : Phil

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• misreply : mcugly
• ...the reply button! : MuaaSan

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  nietzsche yes : Fomi
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    i need some ideas how to expand his second essay, about bad conscience, and our struggle to get rid, and ... : esky
    • I don't know about Nietzsche, but Ayn Rand was really opposed to religious morals, as they make immoral w... : gregorybrown
• yea that was a good movie. oops EXISTENZ : FoX3D

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• pen, paper, carrier pigeon. : MuaaSan
• http://www.everybuddy.com/en/index.php : epit

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• they'll still catch the bandwidth usage... : drucifer
• Try Gnutella, but with the Shareaza client. The newest version has the ability to use a random port every... : gregorybrown
• Blubster works (google for it). It's run over TCP:80 so unless they disable internet access, you can use... : guysterson
• IRC + XDCC's : blueblo0d
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  Great. Giving people access to the Internet without well, the Internet. Next they'll be dispensing dehyd... : Torm
  • hah......wait a second. : thekidd
  • you ever been on a college network where everyone uses p2p? That the internet without the internet as eve... : elementZen
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    It's the college's connection. They can decide what they do and do not want sucking down their bandwidth... : RatBastard
    • Actually, they probably don't have a choice....many states are *requiring* that universities stop kids fr... : fatman
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    As an employee for the telecommunications office at a prominant university, i just want to say that bandw... : kevp
    • yep. BW is freaking EXPENSIVE when you are a smaller univerisity (like the one I work for). We only ha... : fatman
    • My university has been blocking everything for years... We actually have to make an effort to get around ... : lord of tError
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  They shouldnt be able to block kazaa as it runs through port 80. Just tell him to change the port the pro... : elementZen
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    theres new packet matching software that can block it no matter what port it uses : eghartman
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      packetkeeper or something. >:( : MuaaSan
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        Get the packetkeeper releaser : elementZen
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          buy what if they get the packetkeeper releaser buster? : hirez
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            we get the packetkeeper releaser buster busta! : elementZen
            • *THE BIG HIT'D*]b : MuaaSan
  • We monitor bandwidth usage as well, so we cut off ports for extreme bandwidth usage or downloading copyri... : kevp
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  Probably not. The deivce is called a Packeteer Packetshaper and there is really no way around it. Kazaa 2... : fatman
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    any suggestions to not-yet-popular P2P apps? : MuaaSan
    • if we did that, wouldnt it be making it more popular? : ctlaltl33t
    • Hard to say. If the admin of the Packetshaper is much of a user, he/she will already have all of the popu... : fatman

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  Norton Ghost? I had to screw back my floppy drive to use it, well atleast the floppy version of it. It... : {Venger}
  • my friends floppy isnt working, i guess ill burn a cd : zorak
• make a Ghost bootdisk, boot off of it, Local->Disk->Disk pick your source and destination (BE CAREFUL ... : hawkeye
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  RTFM? And make sure you know what you are doing. You can easily overwrite your disk if you aren't sur... : xocsida
  • i dont have a working floppy drive : zorak

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• www.n0v4.com : Degenerate
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  www.n0v4.nu heh, this joke is kinda funny in portuguese. NU means "Nude" here. So if you have www.you : melancoholicz
  • n0v4 isn't my real nick..I use nova everywhere else but the shack, 'cause nova is taken here. : n0v4
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  www.sleepygivesyou.org/asms : mr.sleepy
  • You wacky mofo you : Magitek
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  n0.u : Kiriakos
  • ^^ this gets my vote : mr. winky
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  www.omghuge.com : snoozy
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    www.lol.com : ScoobySnack
    • I'm totally amazed that this does not work already. : Degenerate
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  www.poodart.com : rauol_duke
  • You shit, this one caught me offguard. LOL : MuaaSan
• www.dapear.com : Pink0r
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  www.websurfsyou.com : firehawk
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    shouldn't it be .ru ? : snoozy
    • Ya beat me to it. : Rotten Deadite