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  i hate dialing 411 and forgetting the number right away and i didnt have a pen. :) : virus
  • roofles : Degenerate
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    yours doesn't call for you? : burningpantsman
    • yeah but it will charge me a freakin DOLLAR .. fuck that. : virus
  • and now you can comment search if you ever need it again....wait a minute, you may have something here. : phlavor
• whoa, i've been to that one... : voltron
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  You can order online from www.olivegarden.com . I did that for lunch today. =) : malevolence
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    whoa ... awesome! OLIVE GARDEN = teh own. : virus
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      YES : Maarten Goldstein
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        its seriously one of my top 5 favorite restaurants. Ruth's Chris Steakhouse Olive Garden Outback Ap... : virus
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          hmmm Ruth's Chris hmmmmmmmmm : hirez
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            omfg have you had their steaks? jesus H..... : virus
            • I've never had so much butter on a steak... : edgewise
        • Owe dude, the blondie rules!! : jodiuh
        • one of these is not like the others.... : Dimmona
      • Quakecon 2003 WE'RE GOING, IM BUYING : tomservo
    • damn i cant order online from my local olive garden - time to make a phone call! :D : virus

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• Yes, freaking hilarious. I've been looking for the clip, but can't find it. : Cpt. Baseballbat

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  Does your women play games ? If yes, then you got me beat :D : Hamfucker
  • Not really. She's not a big computer fan :'( : Zero|DPX
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  Damn, that's a really great present, especially how she went about it (acting like she objected while sec... : BenMurphy
  • She DID sort of object, but then rethought things later :) I agree on the +1 wife part, I think it's wor... : Zero|DPX
• cool wife! : hirez
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  God, just let it be an ALSSCANS photographer doing the shoot.... (sorry, had to be said, no offense to... : Thresher
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    What's ALSSCANS? : Zero|DPX
    • Porn site. Some of their girls are kind of famous on the internet now. : Thresher
    • ALS = All Ladies Shaved. : edgewise
• What a cool idea. I look forward to the updates :) : jenkin
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  Wish granted, Zero, my love :) : VenusK
  • Let me be the first to welcome you to the shack. Watch out for the trolls. : malevolence
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    keeper! : Magus
    • I'll say! Wow, +10 more points! :) honey make sure you turn dthread & juggled posts on in your comme : Zero|DPX
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    you're a bold wife coming on here :) I won't let my wife come within 10 feet of the Shack : redfive
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      I tell mine not to even look at the screen when I'm on. I'm sure that's the time someone will goatse or s... : Deathlove
      • She's seen goatse (I think). And hopefully has her NWS filter on :) : Zero|DPX
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        my wife has seen goatse and tubgirl and thinks they're funny. Just all the stuff like nice tits and stuf... : redfive
        • I tubgirled a chat room of friend who wanted to go "snow tubbing," and my gf had heard me mention it but ... : pharoah mike
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      Let's say a bold wife wished to post a picture... how would she go about doing this?? : VenusK
      • Bold wife's first picture posted at www.geocities.com/venusk2003/VenusKpics.html : VenusK
  • !!! I was about to post "who are YOU?" : Zero|DPX
  • Hello my future girlfriend@! : doc rock
• boner + lube = ready. : edgewise
• this has been done, minus the professional photographer and expensiveness. i just used my shitty webcam : gimmeprozac
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  this has to be bs..this is like MY dream come true, and that really doesnt happen : SPAZER
  • maybe your sister will do it for you : redfive

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• what the fuck : Degenerate
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  O_o ...... hahah shatner kicks ass : skynet
  • yeah he does : x-eyd|mary
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    KH : xakmalice
    • ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN : skynet
• Oh... oh my goodness! : andromeda
• He's shooting an EMAG...what a piece of crap. : xocsida
• what in the holy fuck?!?!? : moshman
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  I...I...I don't know how to react to this. : UtilityMaximizer
  • Unbrideled joy and passion : Crimsonbeak
• WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT, OVER! : Odoyle
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  ooh. great gift idea! : pyide
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    for who? your worst enemy? : Degenerate
    • I was going to get this for my wife. And Left Behind tapes for a friend of mine. : Deathlove
• What....The.....FUCK : j33uk
• classic. : ctlaltl33t
• where is the preorder button? : csana

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• bahahahaha!! classic. : darcspeed
• hehe, that's funny. : ece_ssg
• rofles. everyone has to see this. really. : lacker
• Hahahah I bet he caught some hell for that one. : Phil
• hahahahahhaah : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  i bet he got fired for that : davi00a1
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    that's why he said "it wont happen again" : lacker
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      exactly...but i don't think networks are willing to take that chance, they need someone who doesn't make ... : davi00a1
      • This guy is one of their top anchors, so he probably won't get canned. Although that is relative conside... : riptyde
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    nah, theres always mistakes....hell remember Reagan's radio blooper :=) You have to pull a Connie Chun... : ghost in my shell
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      what were their mistakes? : pyide
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        Well Connie Chung told Newt Gingrinch's mom to say what she thinks of Hillary Clinton "off the record," w... : ghost in my shell
        • oh yeah. i remember those heh. : pyide
        • I remember watching Sportscenter and someone talking about how someone hurt their back causing them to be... : uberp00
• Freudian slip indeed. : Ryno
• holy, hahahaha : redfive
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  omfg you can hear someone snicker in the background!!!!! : TheTick
  • maybe the guy with the teleprompter fucked him up on purpose : lacker
• omg! hheheheheh : skynet
• Roofles indeed. : boughton supreme
• That guy looks like he could be Wee Man's father. : Phil
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  someone please point me to a codec that will give me sound for this (and all other wmv) stupid media play... : papaskot
  • pretty please? : papaskot
  • Google for Nemo codec but use at your own risk. Might not work with DivX 5.02 or you may have to reinsta... : Phil
• HAHAHAHAH oh jesus that is hilarious! : rossimo
• That's fantastic! : Former_HPB
• ill repost in werd later today when it comes up/when i get home ;D : pinkeye
• HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA : Omaha
• heheheh little Freuidian slip eh? : locobastard

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• drive safely and don't pick up any hitchikers. : edgewise
• You could anonymously upload the DNF alpha to Fileshack no one would ever know, and at the same time y... : Magitek
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  Been up all night playing Doom ]|[ Alpha? : kn32
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    Debugging...windows gui code. I can debug forever, it doesn't really take any thought, so I don't really... : Andy Hanson
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      not noticing the time passing... i bet that happens a lot over there at 3D Realms, eh? i kid because D : voltron
      • it'd be funny if dnf was like 120 hours long and everyone just got bored of it and never finished it. : artillery
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        you don't know that : archon
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          You don't know that it isn't true. Why try to dash his hopes? : lazarusb
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            because you shouldn't get your hopes up for a game in the first place. 3DR at this point has earned nothi... : archon
            • that's where I'm at too... : edgewise
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              You have no right to tell him what to feel. Leave him be. If you're already embittered, that's fine - b... : lazarusb
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                if your hopes and dreams involve a computer game that has little chance of not only coming out but also b... : archon
                • this made me laugh but at the same time I would have been extremely disappointed if you had not said anyt... : slammy
    • heh, debugging w/o thought = unknowingly introducing more bugs so the next guy who pours over that same c... : TPSReport

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  check CPU fan spinnage. : balaams_ass
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    sorry just read the whole message. : balaams_ass
    • The only thing I can think to try now is taking the fan off and checking it out, but god damn is that a p... : Amadan
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  maybe a power surge, like you have the voltage on the powersupply set to high. or maybe the cpu is still... : davi00a1
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    The mb doesn't beep at all. Just whirrs when the power comes on, then 2 seconds later, turns off. It ... : Amadan
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      Another thing: I also noticed similar problems if power cord was touching a card, even just the outside w... : pharoah mike
      • yeh, i forgot about that. make sure nothing is grounding the mobo to the case, like the screws. make su... : davi00a1
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  I've had that happen, first of all try to reset the CMOS and reboot and see if that clears it up : pharoah mike
  • Further: Sometimes i'd have to reset the mobo 2-3 times, rebooting, clearing, rebooting, clearing, and th... : pharoah mike
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  Any beeps at all? Try reseating your vidcard, memory, processor, ide cables, etc. : Phil
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    No beeps at all. I've tried just unplugging all of my peripherals. :( : Amadan
    • by peripherals, I mean components (video, sounds, hard drives etc) : Amadan
• I've had that happen to me... turned out my hard drive suddenly got a shortcircuit to it somehow. Try un... : lord of tError
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  unplug powersupply from wall. push power button. flip power switch on powersupply off. plug powersuppl... : Vantage
  • I don't know what kind of voodoo you are suggesting, but I tried it. No luck :/ : Amadan
• unplug power, pop cmos battery, wait a minute or so...put battery back in adn plug back in and see if it ... : TheTick
• I have this problem too! The processor is fine and all the cards are seated correctly. : c0bra
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  Well, it looks like the two things to try are: reset the bios. I'll do this as soon as I find the manua... : Amadan
  • gl tonight! : pharoah mike

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  What else do they show?! : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • A large splash screen that says "Nasa Channel" usually : pharoah mike
  • Sometimes Mission Control : Hizzow
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  I believe they're shooting for november 11. @ least that's what it says on space.com : ece_ssg
  • Woohoo! Being an astronaut would be cool. : StuMan1337
• another shuttle launch on the spice channel : davi00a1
• Me and my brother talk about the NASA channel every so often. Its like a fucking screensaver network...e : Vorlonesque

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  i've never seen purple rain :( wtf is purple kush? : lacker
  • you must go rent purple rain this weekend and watch it. : roushimsx
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  i heard that it is not, its a movie, about dude rapping and shit, story about music, i guess prince made ... : papaskot
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    8 mile is getting very good reviews. sorta shocking actually. NPR / 88.1 had some sort of segment on it t... : Antilles_Prime
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      If I was acting in a movie as myself about my life I'd probably get rave reviews too. : darcspeed
      • well, is your life as interesting as eminem's? are j00 famous? : kreggers
      • Haven't ever tried to act much have you? : vigilante
    • i'm not surprised at all. curtis handson makes badass movies. LA Confidential is one of the best movies i... : draed

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  send it to me then ;) : jedi_27
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    no way dude! ITS MINE ALL MINE!!!! : jasonepowell
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      Jasonepowell do not take me for a conjuror of cheep tricks, I am not trying to rob you, I am only trying : jedi_27
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        wrong movie, JEDI... : fatman
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          I am Jedi like my father before me : jedi_27
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            Dude, Gandalf would WOMP the holy hell out of Darth Vader. : fatman
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              oh please, all it would take is one force pull into a lightsaber : jedi_27
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                nerds nerds nerds, can't we all just agree that michealangelo would kick all their asses with his nunchuc... : davi00a1
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                  only if we can first agree that VOLTRON would destroy all! : jasonepowell
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                    STFU : skynet
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                      This whole argument makes me not want to hang out here : Degenerate
                      • tu-che : papaskot

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• was she hot? : Degenerate
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  for? : b00tsauce
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    Workforce reduction. : xocsida
    • and? : indeego
• better get off the shack and start to werk, or at least look like it : papaskot
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  wow they actually fired one of our main DB ARCH's earlier this week. No-one knows why. And he had been ... : jedi_27
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    There was a mix in HR. They were supposed to fire you. I'll still pay them half the money though. : Degenerate
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      one day you and i will meet . . . : jedi_27
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        I think you meant, "meat." : skynet
        • no i want his meet ;) : jedi_27
  • He probably made too much money after working there for years, and they fired him so they could bring som... : riptyde
  • Probably for watching porn. : c0bra
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  Ouch... one of the guys that I used to work with got canned because he had the on-call pager and didn't k... : prime8
  • hah! office confrontations own : skynet

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• \m/ : skynet
• HAWT! : Degenerate
• I'd get some black candles, put on a goat mask and do her. : xakmalice
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  lardass : moshman
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    hell yah. bitch looks like Oprah : Degenerate
    • the plaid don't help.. : moshman
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  That desk and keyboard setup looks like an ergonomics nightmare. : darcspeed
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    you are supposed to look at the people in these pics, its not 'www.ergonomicornot.com' : papaskot
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      *shrug* I figured all the necessary commentary had been made on the goth golfer so I tried to expand the ... : darcspeed
      • i was just joking : papaskot
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    THAT'S NOTHING! http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/w/c/wcd112/desk.jpg : davi00a1
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      Holy god. One wrong move and the whole thing crumbles. : skynet
      • that was like a month ago, it's even worse now...i'm thinking of cleaning today...though i might choose t... : davi00a1
• why is it cool to not look at the camera : industro
• "I am dark evil devil girl, fear my pain and suffering!!! Ohh an IM from devilporker31 I hope mom doesn : Normality
• "5th period gym class sucks!" : V0lk

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  playing any xbox game is pretty tiring. i mean, you're minding your own moving the joystick, then all of... : pupismyname
  • LOLROFOMG!!!!!!1111 ITs HuG3!!11! : TheCrazyPickleMaker
  • HUGE BUMP that's what i get for bringing the funny at 1:30 am :( : pupismyname
  • hahaha DDR HALO PWNZ! : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • too funny... : kreggers
  • damn..i read that like 3 times until i finally got it! hilarious once i finally did... : davi00a1
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  Unless you have the S controller, the Xbox controller is practically an arthritis machine. My hands have ... : BenMurphy
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    I finally got to try that S controller this week. I have to say I really prefer the regular one. : Bull
    • I do too : Degenerate
  • No. Track and Field II + NES Gamepad = Real Gamer Test Only that game has made my fingers bleed fro... : ghost in my shell
• Heh having to use dual joysticks for mouselook/moving or driving/turning while using other buttons on the... : ghost in my shell

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  why mr. reply button, why? : nyranger66
  • Because the reply button and the PRL are "in cahoots." And we ALL know that the PRL is a little bitch. : fatman

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  it lets the man out of the hole : Magus
  • haha. That was one of the best parts of Joe Dirt. : fatman
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  what are you doing on Sunday? : the archvile
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    me? I'm in CT for some family crap. why what's goin on yo? : uberp00
    • 21st birthday. : the archvile
• it rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again! : urbansling
• PUTTHEFUCKINGLOTIONINTHEBATTHKET!! : beastrabban
• we're playing lambs... : davi00a1
• or else it get's the hose again! Cartman plays with dolls : pharoah mike
• One, you lock the target... : drucifer
• hey what was the quote in red dragon that lector tells (norton) about what it feels like to be a murderer : paganritual
• put the lotion in the baaaaasket : Assler
• damn...i remember replying to this like...last night! : davi00a1

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• Ouch >:( : skynet
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  I agree you should always have a blanket : Degenerate
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    haha, not a blanket to keep dog hair off the seat (but you should have one of those too) this is a blanke... : papaskot
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      for some reason i read your name as dognose. sorry! : papaskot
      • dont worry. Its happened before. I like it :D : Degenerate
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  you should see the crap the fuckers left behind when they installed our home security system. i don't re... : jedi_27
  • that was funny, hahaha : papaskot

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• mmmmmm, baaaacoooon... : davi00a1
• Is this an inside joke with dognose and italian food again? : indeego
• Portuguese.... what you wanna know? Doesn't look that bad. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  looks like someone puked in a bowl of gangrenous penises. : darcspeed
  • yum...my favorite! : skynet

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  Theres some really good deals on some older stuff in their clearance section. MDK2 ~$7 SWAT 3: Elit : Degenerate
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    hahaha http://www.gogamer.com/cgi-bin/GoGamer.storefront/3dcbb810045afe782741d0fedee20707/Product/View... : Degenerate
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      Buahahahaha. That game must really, really suck. : x-eyd|mary
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        Isn't that the same company that made SNIPER: THE CAPITAL BELTWAY or whatever it was called? : xocsida
        • I dont know but I bet that games hard to find now : Degenerate
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  So this is the same CD you would find in the box you'd get at Best Buy or something? : Ryno
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    I'm sorry but what part of this -> http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?comments=23552&5935001 didn't you unde... : balaams_ass
    • I think he didn't understand the part where you were supposed to link the actual post. Dunno just a guess... : ovrlrd

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  right after they bring back random comments : Do_Or_Die
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    *sigh* : Degenerate
    • LOL : mohmar
  • is that before or after we get those 1942 servers ;) : jedi_27
• stuff that sucks is packaged with dnf : jidar
• yeah, thats what brought me to the shack in thirst place. : papaskot
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  Whatever happend to dear mynx? : mp7rox
  • i remember reading awhile ago, quite awhile, that she was pretty busy iirc : pharoah mike

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• owned by reply button :( : pharoah mike

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  someone has a little too much passion for this movie, me thinks. : fatman
  • naw, I saw the movie last night : b00tsauce

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• Can you fix it Mr. Scott ? : balaams_ass
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  Beerrreeeneeenerruuuunarrreeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (Note, this is the doorbell sound.) : jenkin
  • Stuart Rankin: Welcome to All Things Scottish - if it's not Scottish, it's craaaapp!! Can I help ye? htt... : Normality

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• hm, thats fuckin weird : industro
• you mean it is now? FUCK! : davi00a1

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  "Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces!" : Do_Or_Die
  • that's a good donut. : Deathlove
  • So will fight day and niiiight by the big cooling towers... : pharoah mike

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  You'll drink it, AND LIKE IT. : skynet
  • sadly I will :( : Degenerate
• god damn you mongolians! you break down my shittty wall! : doc rock
• drink soda instead : jedi_27
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  sings: "they say that in the airforce, the coffees mighty fine, it looks like muddy water and ... : papaskot
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    This tastes like the coffee from the mess deck on my ship. : Degenerate
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      Oh man, I just saw you standing with one leg propped up on a box looking head high into the wind riding s... : jenkin
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        horrible? That sounds fantastic matey! ARRR : Degenerate
        • swab that poop deck, yah butt pirate. arr, we be lookin to dig our treasure into some booty! : davi00a1
  • gee mom I wanna go home : Old_Fart
• that's why we blend our own coffee at home, and take it in a thermos : davi00a1

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  yeah, but should I make myself poor to get it? : electric_monk
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    no, I think not... : needlez
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      but but but but but... I WANNA! : electric_monk
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        then do it :> : needlez
        • i'm gonna have to anyway. watching lotr on vhs just isn't right : electric_monk
• Really? Maybe I've seen the old version too many times but I noticed TONS of new stuff in it. : -efx-
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  Is this out? : xvdl
  • 1) Is it the 12th yet? 2) Is DooM3? : pharoah mike

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  snakewood? got any pics of it? : Degenerate
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    found some. that is some great looking stuff but I can see how it wouldnt look right on certain applicati... : Degenerate
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      link? : sweat
      • http://www.knifescales.com/Snakewood1.html : Degenerate
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        http://hiwaay.net/~dfronfld/snakel.jpg http://www.galleryhardwoods.com/galpix/client/1.htm etc.. google... : BigT
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          That's a much better use for the stuff, it compliments the blade very nicely when the wood is the minorit... : xvdl
          • make $500 coasters : Degenerate
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            Top veneers for electric guitars/basses! I have a bit of interest in woodworking, mainly because some ... : andromeda
            • Sawing a veneer with handtools from a piece of snakewood = some kind of hell :-(. God, the thought act... : xvdl
            • http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~coleman/Images/Guild.jpg : Degenerate
    • Yeah, if I would have thought it out I would have seen it, but the piece I got has the most incredible pa... : xvdl
• Throw it at younguns' : Crimsonbeak
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  I want to build a stand for my armor but im lazy...er well....i guess working 15-20 hour days for the pas... : TheTick
  • Note: do not use snakewood. Ebony though makes for beautiful things like this. It fucks your tools tho... : xvdl
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  BUILD YOURSELF A ROCKET. : Utopia
  • *C A R M C K ' D * : jenkin
• I like ebony women : Cpt. Baseballbat

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• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5935058 : Haku-Jin

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• Wow. I guess I'd tie those mother fuckers up too. : skynet
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  Why would they be pissed? : Former_HPB
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    The military doesnt like anything to be released unless they absolutely have to. : Degenerate
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      They should release pics of them holding guns to their genitals and print them out, drop them all over th... : Former_HPB
      • Guns that shoot PIGS. : bringer
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5934707 : OverBurN
• Looks about right. : xvdl
• you know, i see stuff like this which is obviously quite real and then I look at his other photos, and yo... : Antilles_Prime
• What no in flight movie? Call the ACLU. Call Johnnie Cochran. : balaams_ass

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• Canadian bears which have monkley lasers :) : Crimsonbeak
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  Yeah, those cheat codes rule. :) They aren't even all that powerful.. The bears can't do dick to siege w... : Vantage
  • the bear kicks any human units ass though : Old_Fart
• That reminds me. My roomate bought AoM got to the mission where you build the trojan horse said fuck th... : Crimsonbeak