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• hell no, after the scuba scene (which was hard to sit through as-is) that movie got crappy. : IHateASU

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• just babel it. : Cosmicfool
• the petitions for All-Seeing Eye support in a couple of new games worked. But as far as introducing new h... : Old_Fart
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  What? I'm confused. I use the Wingman Gaming Mouse, and it looks like they did to that one what I've be... : SNERBLAP!!!
  • Follow up: I just filled out the form for customer support on Logitech's page. My message follows. I : SNERBLAP!!!
• sorry.. waay to long for now :) : Lethal01

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  painfully unfunny. :( : haiku
  • never said it was funny.... and that's why i share it with you all. : grifter
• AHHH.. make it stop. :( : Shadowdane
• Wasn't funny the first time i saw it, and it's not funny now. : Twztd
• :D that was funny : dodob
• what is wrong with you people thats fucking great : barbs
• ahahahahaha, that was great. : slax0r
• Btw, here's the Onion article that the picture was from. http://www.theonion.com/onion3702/burger_king... : gregorybrown
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  That was good. yesh. : snuff
  • Ding! fries are done : snuff
• everyone knows that there arent called pies at BK... they are called turnovers! : braindead

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  Never argue with a rocket scientist. : thekidd
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    Haha this guy can barely mix Tang. : Phil
    • wow. : Jerry C
    • tell him you're the next incarnation of buddha and that he must give you all his things to achieve enligh... : esad
• Punch him in the face. : malevolence
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  http://www.magictricks.com/blaine/ : smdever
  • But can he make the bengals win? : capt tripps
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  http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Stage/7308/balducci.html : edgewise
  • Cool thanks Futt. : Phil
• I know how you do it, you kinda stay at a 45 degree angle with the person, and lift your foot, and on the... : ventro
• I always thought his levitate trick was pretty easy--face away from the person and slightly to the side, ... : kwatters
• notice the angle ol blaine uses anytime he 'levitates'? yeah. theres a trick to that. : Antilles_Prime
• I can levitate too, just like he does. : Omaha
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  This is a long post. Read it though, it is worth it. I'll try to find some clips for you. BUT, don't : busdriver3030
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    It was a trick! : freqq28
    • no way!!@!@! : sweat
  • "Stevie Ray Vaughn (minus the gay shirt)" I hate you. that was a crazy story though : esad
  • IT'S A TRAP : Scotty22
  • Did he steal your wallets too? : drucifer
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    www.shackspace.com/~edgewise@shackmail.com/article.jpg : edgewise
    • ahahhaa : busdriver3030
  • I've been to that restaraunt! : Sexpansion Pack
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    The art of misdirection. : c0bra
    • yeah, and was fuckin' Michelangelo : busdriver3030
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  i havent seen much of his tv specials, but the one that i did see that was really fucked up was one of hi... : -=kodiak=-
  • yea i remember that....that was totally fucking wacked out : sexninja

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• I would like to know where Mr. Moose took his public speaking lessons! : i am the baker
• They said even though it doesn't make sense, it would make sense to the killer. Check the CNN story. : Phreakin

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  no java here : lacker
  • i thought it was flash? : OverBurN
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  join join join!! :( : OverBurN
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    room? : verbatim
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      meat market : OverBurN
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        its fucking full. : snuff
        • pick another one : Cosmicfool
    • never mind, i'm illeterate. : verbatim
• COME JOIN IT ITS TEH FUN : OverBurN
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  I have to sign up?? Bleeeh... : Nullzero
  • JUST MAKE SHIT UP : OverBurN
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  Stop winning. : c0bra
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    STOP WHINING : Turd Ferguson
    • <Lambert> But I like whining!</Lambert> : RatBastard
• it's full :( : enigmatic

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  Next time he comes over, hand him a cold beer. Not only will he be impressed, but he'll shut the fuck up... : mrraist-
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    He's a teetoler. : c0bra
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      hmmm.. that sucks for you now doesn't it.. oh well.. throw him a porn mag or something. burrow d... : mrraist-
      • That's actually a good idea, thanks. : c0bra
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  Replys, Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions style: No, we're both kinda messy. Last time I saw your ho... : su007
  • * AL JAFFE'D * : RatBastard
• bah, fuck 'em. And take a shit in his hat when he's not looking. : edgewise
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  Hand him the broom and a dusting feather ! : brutal
  • and a maid outfit! : eghartman
• He's just borking with your mind. I bet he laughs at how much you try to clean before each visit. : freqq28
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  It's not good manners for a guest to such a thing. You're right to be offended. : sHugamom
  • sHugamom has spoken. : cigam
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    The admins have good taste and wise judgement. : Magitek
    • LOL! good one. : TERATOGEN

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• They won last week too. : Ryoko
• +t : sweat
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  anybody else think seattle will end up 1-15? :( : diffident
  • no, they get to play ARZ, and maybe upset SAN FRAN. you never know. plus the RAMS have to travel to sea... : jedi_27

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• jesus, that's quite literally insane. : -Panther-
• hole shit : josecuervo
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  Heh, I wonder how many will turn on him for the poor conditions they had to endure while in prison :P : Nullzero
  • id think they would learn their lesson and not fuck with Sadaam. Hell atleast he let them out. : hodapp1234
• the man is a lunatic! : c.k.j.
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  Is it that insane? More insane than 1 out of 32 adults in prison? http://www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v02/n158... : davatar
  • Holy shit! That is crazy! : nomaad
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    your statistic does not reflect that of the article which also says that number includes people on parole... : -Panther-
    • regardless we lead the world in incarcerating people. I do not think this was the vision of the founding ... : davatar
  • Yes, letting out people is substantially more insane. : artillery
  • lots of cheap/free labor! weeee!! : ath1337
• Not one to be one-upped, Bush just announced he's gonna empty all American prisons! Take that Sadaam! : snuff
• that's the Iraqi version of the draft : AssGoblin
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  ALL prisoners or just political prisoners? If he let EVERYONE out of jail, that's messed up. Is that wh... : jenkin
  • according to the article it's everyone. there's some Kuwati prisoners left unaccounted though : c.k.j.
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  He's just taking lessons from Fidel Castro. At least he hasn't put them on a boat and sent them to Florid... : malevolence
  • that rocked! it lead to the movie scarface. : ath1337
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  it's abominable how people say it's a "political ploy" as if it negates any good that comes from it. : vodor
  • i think anything any politician does it a ploy. hell probly 1/10th of the shit regular people do are ... : ath1337
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    Yeah, he's a real philanthropist doing all that for the people!! : Poor Yurik
    • Could the people of Iraq be that stupid? Ants have better social structures. : Homard
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      if bad people aren't allowed to do good things, how can they ever become good? : vodor
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        You think this is a good idea. 0_0 : Poor Yurik
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          not necessarily. someone does, however, otherwise they wouldn't try desperately to extinguish sympathy by... : vodor
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            YES, IT'S INGENIOUS! THE US IS NOW OFFICIALLY WORRIED. : Poor Yurik
            • damn it! you win. : vodor
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    Freeing political prisoners is good, but what about the rapists and murderers? : the archvile
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      according to the article they let them go too : sexninja
      • as far as murderers it says consent of family. Since most murders occur between familiar people and famil... : davatar
    • contrary to popular belief murders and rapists are a very small portion of the prison population. Even he... : davatar
• Yay, lock up your dogs and daughters! : su007

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• I think it should come that way default anyway.. who knows why it doesn't. : davatar
• Do they come in full size or King/queen? : Twitched

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• lol. I like the action movie part. : hodapp1234
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  the Iraqi ballot contains basically two "checkboxes": checkbox 1: Vote for Saddam Hussein checkbox 2:... : Intaglio5
  • And I would have thought that "I will release all criminals to roam freely", woulda been under the "No" r... : Zakko
  • "representatives of his campaign" == Iraqi Republican Guard? : the archvile
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  Well, you probably voted for him seeing as he was the only cadidate. : haiku
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    No probably about it! We ALL voted for him! Love that Saddam! : Zakko
    • "You see my parents were often abusive, and it made a prick of me!" : pharoah mike
• You have two choices on your ballot YES. Or NO (Torture, death). Which one will you choose? : snuff
• Should Saddam be our president for the next 7 years? Check one: [ ]Yes! [ ]No* *choosing this opti : Zeeliv

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  You ever get the feeling NASA engineers didn't have enough Erector sets to play with as children? : Scrimbo Obeer
  • yep, I was a link-n logs junkie : stgdz
• lovely vacuum we're having. : FoX3D
• That looks strangely sexual. : Nullzero
• background'd : accused
• neat-o keen. : haikeebah!
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  Shadows don't look right...hey waitaminute... : freqq28
  • whoah, there's a UFO in top right!! : ariakaz
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  No stars, obviously a fake, just like the moon landing. : Zakko
  • Riiiiight. We can digitally create entire crowds (or armies) of people for movies, but inserting a few s... : Arcanum
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  Thats the Atlantis right? the one that we saw that great camera footage of a while back? : ventro
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    yeah, but the picture is old. MIR no longer exists :( http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap021020.html : sikander
    • Sure it does. They faked its destruction so we could use it to spy on the moon people! : Dechter
• I wish we could just take off with that ISS. tell the shuttle commander to "make a run for it!" : edgewise
• just about the first thing I tought of was "OMG look at all the wasted tax dollars!" I'm totally crazy... : MoNsTeR
• Thats not Porn! I want my time back you time killer@ : rgb
• Like a Ferrari at a gasstation in a Texas GhostTown : -TKF-
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  It's a space station. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    well what'd you think it was? a moon? : hawkeye
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      it's too communist to be a moon : Mad Brahmin Disease
      • is it sad if i see the Star Wars references here? : pharoah mike
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  Space, the final frontier, these are the voyages....nevermind. : james t kirk
  • uh........... : thekidd
• Pictured: Ion Cannon. Target: Middle East. : Poor Yurik

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  That's a sad story =( : nomaad
  • whats even sadder is john + george are actual people... hmm.. maybe i will show john the story... o... : ath1337
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  good job. i enjoyed it. thanks. : personaljesus
  • ur welcome. :) : ath1337
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  Nice story, I enjoyed it but the sentences were very simplistic. : sex0ringyourmama!
  • yup, thats the common criticism. : ath1337

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• Oh, any suggestions? : Nation
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  avoid creative labs. mine was the biggest piece of junk ever. i did love my asus cdrom though : khaosman
  • any other suggestions at to brands to look at/avoid? : Nation
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  Yep. The Lite-On 165/166 models are ridiculously cheap and actually some of the best performing drives o : Andy Hanson
  • cool, thanks : Nation
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  Win = http://direct.mwave.com/mwave/doc/A13780.html : aggressor
  • You might be right .... looks to be a good price and 2 people have suggested it already. : Nation
• I have one of each so if one breaks I'm not SOL. : the archvile
• I have a Pioneer 106-S Slot Load DVD drive. It's great. Fast as hell, and really quiet (compared to the j... : Gimik
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  plextors are nice /Yamaha's are the better deck. Plextors = 4meg cache / yamaha =8 meg cache and that ma... : brutal
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    what do you think of Lite-on? : Nation
    • I like Lite-On alot, i have a 40x lite-on burner, and it's great :) I also have an artec (iirc) DVD-Rom... : pharoah mike
    • Upstart company that has recently put a big push to make it's name known in the retail market. That is so : brutal
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    plextor burners are godly. i got mine back in the day (12x10x32) and it still kicks mucho wang. but s... : khaosman
    • My lite-on 40x12x48 burner rocks my world. I've had it about 3 months and have had zero problems with it.... : malevolence
    • I have a scsi of the same speed , still works great I just like the yamaha's more. : brutal
• http://direct.mwave.com/mwave/doc2/a18520.html : brutal
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  Best Buy has a Buslink (rebranded LITE-ON) 48x12x48x CD-RW drive for $40 after $20 MIR this week. : ttyRazor
  • interesting .... I might be headding towards a best buy this weekend ... but I do not know. : Nation
• I wonder if there is a differant group here and wanting to throw their thoughts in on this. : Nation

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• Yes, and not so far. MSI KT3-Ultra2 : i am the baker

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• ER is up :( : dognose
• hahah! that's awesome : skynet

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  Grats! Friend of mine is expecting in November. :P : Zakko
  • ask him last 7 digits of vin, thats the prod #, he might be in my shipment : multisync
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  nice! if I had to buy a car today that's the one I'd get. What trim/options did you get? : -Panther-
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    its a Cooper S Dark Silver with Black Roof/Mirrors/Stripes, Lapis Blue Leather Interior, Sport Package, P... : multisync
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      OMFG, that's almost exactly the one I want :) Two years for my current lease to be done though. (oh, an... : Zakko
      • i FINALLY got to test drive one yesterday, i drove a DS Cooper S with premium package, but not sport, nor... : multisync
    • damn, you better post some pictures when you get that mofo :) : -Panther-
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  one of the few reasons I wish I were shorter.... The Mini and the Honda S2000... : edgewise
  • mini was designed for a 6'7" person. I was really surprised at how much room was in it! I set my seat up... : multisync
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  I hope they don't produce them to death like the new beetle o that they lose what little value as a novil... : smdever
  • Yeah, Beetle tanked right about the time I got mine :( Still a fun car though :) : Zakko

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  Yeah, that's why I make multiple copies of CDs I use a lot. First thing I do whenever I get a new CD is c... : Portax
  • that's what I do now (rip it at 256kb for my archives and put the cd away) but this was back before I sta... : -Panther-
• Try one of those Game Doctor thingies. My roommate got one and it seems to work fairly well. I don't have... : kryooyrk
• some used cd places can fixed scratch disks. : sweat
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  I got a CD Cleaner kit from Panasonic. It's got a cd w/ brushes on it to clean the player and a special ... : hodapp1234
  • how severely a scratched cd have you used it on? this one's pretty bad :( : -Panther-
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  Sometimes if you use a good ripping program (Exact Audio Copy) you can extract a flawless copy of a scrat... : afty
  • yeah I'm in the process of ripping it with CDex. getting like ~80 jitter errors per track though :( : -Panther-

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  The 800 mhz 'dt' beats out a high end P4 if I remember correctly... : wykd
  • is simpsons new tonight or re-run? : vassili_zaitsev

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  I've never even heard the whole thing (if the whole thing does in fact exist) : thekidd
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    There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he ... : edgewise
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      damn, I didn't realize there was a second half to that. TMYK TM : -Panther-
      • there once was a man from nantucket whose balls couldnt fit in a bucket they were quite blue till he l... : edgewise
  • there once was a man from Nantucket whose dick was so long he could suck it he said with a grin as he ... : Old_Fart

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• It was excellent. Here are my previously unread thoughts on it... futty could never get any respect! ... : edgewise
• Yep, awesome movie. Damn near as good as SOTL. : skynet

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• it has Henry Rollins! INTENSE! : king

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• No. : malevolence
• both Kordell and Manning have the capacity to fail, same with Bettis and James (is he even playing?) : the archvile
• ha ha ha ha nope : Nation
• Well I went safe and put money on the Colts because they are +150 and the Steelers are -210. : snuff

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  Send them back an image of goatse. : awoihjaweohr
  • I like this idea. : thekidd
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  where do you go to school? : ratman
  • University of Toronto : Cosmicfool
• 500megs/week=total ass : barbs
• I downloaded 11 gigs last night. : land
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  Wow, I though my 1.5GB down/1.5GB up per week was bad. : StuMan1337
  • nope, that's still bad, his is just evil : hawkeye
• 500MB/week? Introduce your fist to their ass. : slax0r
• I have more than 500mb a week just surfing... fuck, I feel for you. : moshman
• how could you possibly exceed 500 megs a week? : the archvile
• go move off campus. now : josecuervo
• i'd almost rather have dialup. almost. well, i'd definitely rather have dialup if they had any way to ... : vodor
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  ha resnet? resnet is what ran ohio state's network, homos ;o : postal21
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    ? Resnet is any "residential network." Mine is called resnet too, stupid : barbs
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      we called our dorms' network resnet : Nation
      • I found a stick on the floor and named it resnet. : Portax
  • every school's dorm network is called resnet, practically. watch who you're calling homos, moron. : rudds
• The funny part is how regularly I break the rules. : Cosmicfool
• That's bullshit. Especially considering how much fucking money they get from their students. : Ben Barker

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• Damn, you have one that sucks you? What's it called? : Zakko
• dvd player? :) : sweat
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  /me sticks The Life of Brian in my pants and waits....I'll get back to you. : drucifer
  • oh, movie player...silly me. : drucifer
• mplayer ownz!!! : Silent1

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• All the early windows alphas are like that : ghost in my shell
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  Is that the one that's going to use opengl for the windowmanager? God I sure hope so. : batkiwi
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    opengl? why not directX? that's not very Microsoft like. : ScoobySnack
    • cuz opengl pwnz : ctlaltl33t
    • ARG, that's what I meant! : batkiwi
  • no, thats OS X : Warlock
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  sql server for the file system! sexy! : sucko
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    and reliable! lord knows theres never been any problems with SQL at the shack! : eghartman
    • the shack doesn't use sql-server. it uses my-sql, which in many ways is a toy database. : sucko
    • http://members.shaw.ca/timstump/shack/borked.html Hahahaha! : timmie
  • And you'll wonder why all your files are called: 'television, had quite a bit of work exper...' : verbatim
  • and only years after BeOS! ok, BeOS didn't have an SQL backend, but it did have the most useful database : hawkeye
• when dis come out? late 2003? early 2004? : urbansling
• Mirror: http://www.winbeta.org/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=383 : ovrlrd
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  Yeah looks like XP. As long as it has the option for classic Windows style, I will be happy. : mofo
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    Windows XP style = most retarded idea evar : Nighteyes
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      Agreed. It was nice the first month or so. After that, I went back to the classic look: nice and professi... : mofo
      • And boring. The same old look from 7 damn years ago. I welcomed Luna and the new themes with open arms. : Entity
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  www.jenk.org/wtf.jpg Crazy beta testers. : jenkin
  • Hahaha I bet they still haven't realized that it's there. : mofo
  • i have that pic!!!!! : edgewise
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  virtual desktops? Can GNU sue Microsoft for that? : the archvile
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    virtual desktops have been around long before GNU : ScoobySnack
    • \m/ Open Look Virtual \m/ : MoNsTeR
  • Sure why the hell not. Everyone else sues them, might as well get in on the action. : snuff
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  OOOH! 3D CLOCK! : Stormrider
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    very very pointless since it makes that sidebar chew up 20% of the screen area. I'd prefer a small digit... : the archvile
    • concur'd : thekidd
• I like the clock. : yakz
• Flat windows / icons are ugly as balls. : diehlr

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  8pm central. : slax0r
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    Ok, I'm not late then...started to panic...I don't think we have hbo at work. : Andy Hanson
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      long weekends? i like this! : multisync
      • no, they're just using office computers to hold a LAN party. : slax0r
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        You have no idea the sacrifice I made to be at work this weekend. : Andy Hanson
        • if you really are working on DNF then i'd be happy to record it for you =) : multisync

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  www.notgonnahappen.com : Nighteyes
  • gee , thanks for being helpful ................ not : THX
• www.riohome.com Check those out. I have the SP250, and while its more expensive than your range, it's... : wunderbred
• i know panasonic makes one for around $180 canadian... so i guess it will be around $10 US... check out t... : OverBurN
• riovolt is the best deal you're going to get man : mr.sleepy
• http://www.crutchfield.com/cgi-bin/S-t0sSL0JZDnq/ProdView.asp?s=0&c=7&g=10220&I=158DCJ506C&o=m&a=0 : brianshizm
• search the TechTV Archives. I remember a few years back they had one for $130 that everyone loved. : hodapp1234
• Solar Jetman has an AudioPhase cd/mp3 unit, I think he said it cost $40. It seemed somewhat flimsy, but ... : MoNsTeR
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  Portable as in mobile, or like a handheld size? : Zakko
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    i'm looking for a portable handheld size model :) : THX
    • Ah, sorry can't help then, I got a nice portable one for $99, but not that small. : Zakko
• There are plenty of Walkman type cd players that play mp3 cd's for around that price. : blueblo0d