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• The Columbus group has gotten together before actually! :D I've got plans rumbling for another gather... : geedeck
• Shack Tags? :D : drucifer
• Wow, if I saw UtilityMaximizer in real life, I could not even imagine him being a Shacker. : arizona bay
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  Fantastic! Thanks! Yeah, we're not really that dorky at all. But my wife was also concerned that eve... : UtilityMaximizer
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    your wife's a man? : Juno
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      personal attack!!! : fathertime
      • "you were all just kidding around, but I don't thinks he bought it." : Juno
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      Oops. Please insert "s" before "he". :( : UtilityMaximizer
      • And remove the "s" from "thinks". : UtilityMaximizer
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    i know that i was just pretty much joking, and i think everybody else was too. : Dante
    • I know you were joking. She's skeptical. But then, she doesn't read the Shack. If she did, she'd know : UtilityMaximizer
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    someone actually said attn ghey menz?? oooooooh boy : ^-SeaWolf-^
    • we had to get the waiters attention somehow. : Degenerate
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  http://bellsouthpwp.net/a/s/aslack/Shack/105-0529_IMG.JPG These are the guys who point out minor defec... : --Viscid--
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    i don't. so there. : Dante
    • Hmm. Me neither. That's probably out of laziness, though. : UtilityMaximizer
  • I dont. half the time I cant even see what theyre saying is photoshopped. :( : Degenerate
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  great job Dante! : Degenerate
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    oh and that was me that rammed odoyle into the wall to steal the win. Where are the snowmobiling pics? : Degenerate
    • didn't take any, apparently. i didn't delegate. : Dante
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  D&B totally pwns. : Wolfanoz
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    pwns my wallet, that's for damn sure. : Dante
    • hahaha...yeah, you at least need to bring 100 bucks. : Wolfanoz
• You're right, Odoyle does hold his gun like a girl. : arizona bay
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  My dad has that beachhead game on his PC.. He plays it all time : Blackdawgg
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    I was not impressed at all. It was more of a pain in the ass to play than anything. Might not be that bad... : Degenerate
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      I thought it looked like it might make one dizzy. Did it look 3D (stereoscopic), though? : UtilityMaximizer
      • Not really. If it did I didnt notice because I was too busy spinning in circles. : Degenerate
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  http://bellsouthpwp.net/a/s/aslack/Shack/105-0565_IMG.JPG You should frame this one : Degenerate
  • frame it, and then burn it, yes. : Dante
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  Arcades today are just way too fucking overpriced : Blackdawgg
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    yep.. 50 cents is way too much. especially since the games now are based on console hardware anyway, they... : diehlr
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      err.. a dollar i meant, 50 cents is max i'd pay. 25 cents pref. :) : diehlr
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        Back in the day it was 50cents for the hottest newest game in the arcade now its $1.50 for 30 seconds : Blackdawgg
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          I'll venture to guess it's in Seattle. : UtilityMaximizer
          • Whoa....that was a wierd misreply. I haven't even read the post I apparently responded to before. :/ : UtilityMaximizer
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    Oh hell yeah. I spent like $10 and played maybe 3 or 4 games. Lame. : Odoyle
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      Yeah, we'll not be paying to play games at D&B again. It's not cost-effective at all. We'll have a LAN ... : UtilityMaximizer
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        ALL NIGHT LAN Party + beer + contraband = next shack meet?! : Odoyle
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          contraband isn't a good idea. : Dante
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            x-eyd and I thought it would be! : Odoyle
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              I'll be glad to play during the day and evening, but I can't stay up too late. I mean, it's not that I'm : UtilityMaximizer
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                Yeah, I hit the wall around then myself :) : x-eyd|mary
                • I feel like an old man. :( : UtilityMaximizer
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                Somebody get this man a Red Bull! :D Maybe if space is an issue we could pitch in some $$ and get two ... : Odoyle
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                  Dist0rti0n said that he might be able to hook us up with some kind of computer training center (that migh : UtilityMaximizer
                  • good point. computing on the floor isn't cool. i did it while i was a coop in college because i didn't wa... : Dante
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                    Yeah, chairs + picnic tables. I can see that being a problem with furniture AND space. : Odoyle
                    • I've got a card table and chairs. If everyone's got a card table, we're set. I dread moving all my co... : UtilityMaximizer
                  • Break into a high school late at night (you might have to kill a janitor...they live there you know). : Vorlonesque
        • ROGER! : freakord
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  sweet. you guys (and gals) looked like you were having fun! : hirez
  • and odoyle DOES look like a gay cowboy, just like I imagined : hirez
• The electric chair commentary + that plastic nipple grab = LOL : Poor Yurik
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  odoyle = HOT : ventro
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    Dg3 makes me moist : Wolfanoz
    • we already knew that : Degenerate
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  You guys should all head down to next years quakecon and everyone here can make it a national shack meeti... : archon
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    i really wanted to go this year, but i couldn't take the time off from work. : Dante
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      We're poor graduate students; we can afford a night at D&B, but a trip across country is out of reach at ... : UtilityMaximizer
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        start saving then, hoe 8^P : archon
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          Hmm...new kitchen floor, or trip to Quakecon...hmm... : UtilityMaximizer
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            I know what I'd do, but then again I have my priorities straight. :) : jerkinisnice
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              exactly, it's not like you eat off the floor or anything : archon
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                Not even cockroaches will eat off our kitchen floor. : UtilityMaximizer
                • i wish i could say the same, but the roaches seem to love our kitchen floor. : Dante
• Very cool Dante, good work. I like seeing this stuff happen. :) : geedeck
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  The only thing that I was upset about last night was that sHugamom wasnt there handing out shack snacks : Degenerate
  • Good point! Next time, I'll see if I can get our own Shack Snacks made. : UtilityMaximizer
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  I was wondering if this would get an "interesting" tag. Thanks! Hopefully the other Atlanta Shackers ... : UtilityMaximizer
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    Regarding a LAN party, are there any places we could rent or something? We just need space and tables. : UtilityMaximizer
    • i've got some connections over at a computer training center in sandy springs. they might let us use the ... : dist0rti0n
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      you could check out one of those storage garage-type places... I know some bands around here use those fo... : archon
      • Good ideas. I'll keep them in mind for next time! : UtilityMaximizer
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  ahahahahahaha.... Very nice. <fires up photoshop> : -=fatman=-
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    took you long enough. : Dante
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      I am at the office right now. But soon...soon I will be at home and Photoshop will be activated for maxim... : -=fatman=-
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        oh no :( : Degenerate
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          what could he really do ? :) : jedi_27
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            I dont really want to know : Degenerate
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              I don't know for sure yet...but I have been gathering pics for some time now...waiting until I could sit ... : -=fatman=-
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                I think the pic of odoyle holding his gun up will be the largest target : Degenerate
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                  you have seen the pics of me in the Shocker, haven't you? : Dante
                  • hehe, those will be good too :) : Degenerate
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  That was a lot of fun. : x-eyd|mary
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    i loved your shirt. i miss calvin. : Dante
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      me too. I still read the books. They're awesome. : x-eyd|mary
      • i'm not sure if i know where mine are. probably at my parent's house. : Dante
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  Everyone has clothes on :( : dognose
  • Thank God :/ : ScoobySnack
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5585094 : psychobean
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  is Odoyle smoking while playing DDR? http://bellsouthpwp.net/a/s/aslack/Shack/105-0536_IMG.JPG : mr brown
  • that's freakord. : Dante
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  wow! that is fucking awesome. well done. and DG3NR8 actually looks normal in 60% of those pics :) : jedi_27
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    >:( I am the epitomy of normal : Degenerate
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      http://bellsouthpwp.net/a/s/aslack/Shack/105-0567_IMG.JPG : jedi_27
      • see! perfectly normal. : Degenerate
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  Wow, you guys all dress like me, I would have fit right in. : Omaha
  • i'm pretty sure that most shackers would have fit in. we really aren't all that dorky. : Dante
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  I need to ask, did you all call each other by your shacknames? : -Panther-
  • little bit of both. : Degenerate
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    it did get a little awkward. no body seemed to have a problem calling me either Dante or Andy, but it get... : Dante
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      I can imagine, "hey chuck!" *no response* ".... hey, Incarnate Lord Of Darkness!" *pale fat kid tu... : -Panther-
      • hahaha : Degenerate
      • that sounds like that goth skit from SNL. : Dante
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      I remember when I chilled with the leader of my clan at Warped Tour I called him by his handle several ti... : Poor Yurik
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        I'm horrible at remembering names when I meet people. It only gets worse when you meet 10 people at once. : Degenerate
        • Heh. I'm lifting alot now, so if I ever got to QuakeCon I'll be able to kick all the monkey asses of sha... : Poor Yurik
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          You and Dante are the only people whos first names I remembered :( I'm pretty bad with names too. : x-eyd|mary
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            about 10 seconds after jambalaya king told me his name, i had to ask for it again. i think it's something... : Dante
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              i actually remember everybody's name, its not very often i can do such a feat : jambalaya king
              • j00 are smater than me : Degenerate
              • Wow, impressive. I can remember a few of them. : UtilityMaximizer
• looks like fun! I wish there were enough oklahoma shackers : AllYourBase
• Lazy Colorado shackers should get off their asses. : lazarusb
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  Oh sweet! Great pictures, Dante!! I've been programming and watching football all day and I totally m... : Odoyle
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    What's your job? : darweidu
    • Hes a ghey cowboy. ;) : Degenerate
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    next time you come to town, i'll show you the proper way to hold a gun. : Dante
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      What am I doing wrong?! Hahaha, I've noticed that come up several times alread :( : Odoyle
      • Oh fuck, the thumb thing! What the hell!? : Odoyle
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    Odoyle would nevar drink!!!11!! http://bellsouthpwp.net/a/s/aslack/Shack/105-0535_IMG.JPG : moshman
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      Not drunk, but confused as all fuck! : Odoyle
      • I think that's the fault of that horrid game. The arrows on the screen were completely useless for figur... : UtilityMaximizer
      • hehe, now thats a pretty good explanation too :) : moshman
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        so do you have a new found respect for DDR players??? : AllYourBase
        • not at all, DDR has pads to the sides. this game, you see, had it at the diagonals, plus one in the middl : Dante
        • wait until you see the video : Degenerate
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          Yes, there is a certain amount of respect to be held for people whom have lost all dignity in life and wh... : Odoyle
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            yeah, the pics highlight my retarded ass, but the movie is from your side. much will be gleaned from this... : Dante
            • I'm looking forward to seeing that : x-eyd|mary
          • Odoyle == Robert Redford??? : Paranoid Android
          • =( give props where props are due. you couldn't play the game >:( : AllYourBase
• Good stuff! Thanks for posting the pics :D : {Venger}
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  Damn fine job, Dante. The narrative is GOLD :) : freakord
  • thanks. i was up till 6 am this morning writing all that. ok, i was up til 4 playing games, but then i... : Dante
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  so where's the seattle meet? : cpt_gloval
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    SPOILER: SEATTLE : {Venger}
    • Wow, he really set himself for that one. :) : SNERBLAP!!!
• I envision Triumph the Insult Comic dog showing up at one of these events like he did with the star wars ... : veggie
• good post! you guys all looked like you were about 30+, I was rather suprised by that (especially Dg3Nr8... : tomservo

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• I would just make a list like Homer : riceremloh
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  Yank the cat5 out from the hub, and go meet a girl. : jenkin
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    Cmon man, pick something realistic. ;| : stump
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      In that case.. www.jenk.org/youknowwhattodo.jpg :( : jenkin
      • fuck that man, come to tulsa one weekend, you can stay at my house, we can go cruise memorial : AllYourBase
  • "Yank the cat5 out from the hub" that a euphemism? :) : marku5
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  Beg Salma Hayek for some sex0r. : x-eyd|mary
  • shit, if the world is gonna end, dont beg, just give it to her : riptyde
• bring peace to the world. it's not likely but as long as I'm dreaming... : psychobean
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  f5 over and over : snuff
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    LAST POST! : jenkin
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      omg you would go down in history... : Omaha
      • After being nuked. Congratulations on being able to count. : Omaha
• jump : verbatim
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  I'd rob a bank. Seriously. I've always wanted to rob a bank the real fucking pro way.. none of that "go i... : timmXXX
  • things allways go wrong : smdever
  • Heh, I thought I was the only one who wanted to do this ... : rosewood
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    hell fucking yeah. I'd love to do this. But I never would. All that planning, timing, it's too much.... : thekidd
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      I'll call you guys up when it death is upon us all. : timmXXX
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        Ever seen oceans 11? : rosewood
        • Yupp. I'd love to do something along those lines. Something original.. something to be remembered by (for... : timmXXX
  • too bad there'd be about 50 other people waiting in line to rob it, and I doubt anyone would be working t... : phobium
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  sorry, the earth doesn't have corners :( : sikander
  • well then i shall go somewhere that does! In a galaxy far, far away... : marku5
• Create something, anything, that is as inspired and inpsiring as Coltrane's Complete Africa Brass Session... : Paranoid Android
• Take out everyone and everything I possibly can with me. : Entity
• I think I would probably spend my time staying the hell away from the rest of you guys. : trove
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  All I'd want is to see the world die : archon
  • ya I think we are due for a recreation. : IcomeINpeace
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  Didn't you know...Clinton was the guy behind the camera who took the goatse.cx pic!!! And goatse'ing GW ... : Vorlonesque
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    didnt the pretzel incident involve dogs as well? TAKING GOATSE TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, DOGGY STYLE! : marku5
    • I have sex with dogs and I skullfuck puppies!!! : Vorlonesque
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  I want to develop a method of interstellar travel (make that FAST interstellar travel...a way around the ... : Vorlonesque
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    I also want to either have a huge orgy with Jessica Alba, Buffy&Willow, Gigi Edgely in full Chiana makeup... : Vorlonesque
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      that feeling would be worth a lifetime (no, not the orgy!) : marku5
      • I could spend a lifetime doing the orgy thing though! : Vorlonesque

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  HAHA Look at Odoyle. : arizona bay
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    NO ONE IS GONNA GET HIS LUCKY CHARMS! : Poor Yurik
    • no shit, does he look about as Irish as it gets or what? : Old_Fart
• is that redheaded dingus mcgee odoyle? : smdever
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  Too bad they didn't get pictures of the oh-so-exciting "Brave Firefighters" game next to it. : UtilityMaximizer
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    odoyle got video. : Dante
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      Oh, excellent. Truly the most repititious, dull-looking game I've ever seen. I'm sure everyone will sha... : UtilityMaximizer
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        He should bundle that with the "plumber butt biker chick" video : Degenerate
        • That would be perfect. That way, no one would die laughing because of the interspersed incredible boredo... : UtilityMaximizer
  • best game ever : riptyde
• I'LL KILL ALL THOSE BASTARDS!! : Degenerate
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  www.prime.d2g.com/p/dgnr8.jpg : {Venger}
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    And so it begins. : UtilityMaximizer
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      I'm scared to look : Degenerate
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        You cannot resist. : UtilityMaximizer
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          Neither can you! www.prime.d2g.com/p/um.jpg : {Venger}
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            victim number two! : Degenerate
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              YOU CANT STOP THE DANGER!! : sexninja!!!!
              • you should make some shacktoons in honor. : Dante
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              I was hoping that mine would be as creative as yours. :( : UtilityMaximizer
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                Ok this is my attempt at humor http://shackupload.hippoman.net/index.php it's mansecx.jpg : Old_Fart
                • lol good one! : Degenerate
                • hahaha, that's funny shit. : Poor Yurik
                • haha nice : {Venger}
      • it is fabulous. : drucifer
    • no shit ;) we almost need to have a photoshop contest ;) : jedi_27
  • awesome start. : Dante
  • haha :D crazy eyes. : dodob
  • lol! thats great! saved. : Degenerate
  • that looks like someone who hates "coloreds" : snuff
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  Didn't turn out nearly as well as I had hoped...but hey, it's only ten minutes wasted. http://expert.c... : arizona bay
  • uh that's just strange :) : dodob
  • Holy shit that's weird! Nice captioning though! I'm still waiting for ATTN: GHEY COWBOYS : Odoyle
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  The Goatse contest judges' corner: http://bellsouthpwp.net/a/s/aslack/Shack/105-0550_IMG.JPG : Magitek
  • hahaha, very accurate : {Venger}
  • Come on, I thought this was funny. Utility is one of the contestants! : Magitek
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  Where are you guys there? : Omaha
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    Dave and Buster's. check out the pics in the other thread i started. : Dante
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      That's what I thought! Philly? : Omaha
      • really, you should just look for the post where i linked the pics. it'll answer all your questions. it's ... : Dante
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  http://home.adelphia.net/~drewm/swat.jpg : drucifer
  • hehehe. : Dante
  • hahahhaha fear the GUN : ovrlrd
  • hahaha fantastic : Degenerate
• BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! : freakord

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  playing online is too much different you still have a ton of idiots : doc rock
  • The bots are HORRIBLE, I mean there is no excuse for bots that are that bad, fucking stupid>! : wumpscut
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  The discent grows daily towards bf1942. : Poor Yurik
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    er dissent. I knew that looked wrong :p : Poor Yurik
    • Well I may have a different opinion than most people about it but the demo was so much better and it's a ... : wumpscut
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    as with SoF2, it's only good for the MP, and it's great there. Anyone who can't deal with having idiots o... : Old_Fart
    • Granted, there were always morons on pubs, but the percentage of morons vs people who are fun to play wit... : Poor Yurik
  • Negative, Ghostrider. The SP is shit, most of us have always known this. I don't think I've ever ever p... : lazarusb
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    Hes most likely playing a warezed version and can't play online...yeah the AI is stupid but its meant to ... : ashkie
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      Yeah, the bots suck on purpose! : Poor Yurik
      • that made me laugh : Old_Fart
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        Playing the SP (if you want to call it that) is just a waste of time...its not even a SP game really... P... : ashkie
        • SP is just like the Tribes games. Sad excuses for bots that make you realize how luck you are to have an... : lazarusb
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          The above post is aimless and was posted only to probe my troll defenses like a vietcong recon force. : Poor Yurik
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            Negative...I'm just sayin a few different things 1.) Don't trust opinions of people who warez a game a... : ashkie
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              Yeah, playing coop against bots is single player. Sorry, askie, you lose on this one :)q : Juno
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                But why would you want to play bots when theres tons of good servers out there? : ashkie
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                  Good servers filled with FUCKING RETARDS. : Poor Yurik
                  • Negative. But then again, I only play on ashkies. I suck his cock, and he bans the assholes. Works out... : lazarusb
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                    You have a lot of hate for no apparent reason. Do you even own this game? I'm guessing no. : ashkie
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                      Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wouldn't buy this if it were 5 dollars because I dislike the gameplay. ... : Poor Yurik
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                        I don't know that I'd go so far as to call it a parody. It's far from realistic, but unless you're set o... : lazarusb
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                          The red baron? A bad ass tanker? Rambo? More like the pilot of a crippled shrike, the master of an armo... : Poor Yurik
                          • And unfortunately, in the BF1942 universe, Rambo dies from falling 3 feet onto the deck of a boat moving ... : Poor Yurik
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                            See? You're just taking it too seriously. We have simliar tastes in a lot of genres, but apparently you... : lazarusb
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                              So if its no fun for me, I should play it anyway because somehow it has universally fun aspects that if I... : Poor Yurik
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                                Negative. I just think the reason why it isn't fun for you is because you're taking it too seriously. T... : lazarusb
                                • Agreed, a lot of people don't take every chance they get to bash a game they don't like. I fucking hate R : Flawless Cowboy
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                                  I just find it interesting how many excuses you guys have for its glaring flaws and when I point out thin... : Poor Yurik
                                  • I think it boils down to the idea of BF1942 being greater than the sum of it's parts.. It has soul, and s... : Flawless Cowboy
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                                    Probably because you're the most articulate of the mob. =) I don't argue with your "logic", because it i : lazarusb
                                    • READ ME. : lazarusb
                                    • I've read all the posts in this thread. : Poor Yurik
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                            Uh... Yurik? What game are you playing? :D "Crippled shrike?" You've obviously never seen the likes of At... : Flawless Cowboy
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                              The crippled shrike references the fact that the planes are absolutely nothing like planes. They are muc... : Poor Yurik
                              • I think those true fans of the game aren't deluded enough to think it's realistic. The only thing that's... : lazarusb
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                                But people have said that it's not the realism they care about. What has to be realistic about it anyways... : Flawless Cowboy
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                                  I've got a great idea then. I'm going to make a game with the Vietnam war as the setting. But it's goin... : Poor Yurik
                                  • If it's fun, then I'd probably play it. So would a lot of people. What you just talked about was the t : Flawless Cowboy
                      • btw, no matter how much you try to harp on it, I've had plenty of chances to buy the game and walked righ... : Poor Yurik
                  • The only BF1942 pubs I've been on with a huge jackass/idiot problem were all demo servers. : Old_Fart
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    nah the love grows stronger. that's why you start nitpicking.. : needlez
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      The more I love the game, the more the flaws bother me! : Poor Yurik
      • Heh, to each their own I guess. People wouldn't debate stuff they didn't care about. A lot of people love... : ashkie
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  Totally opposite of UT2003 where the bots are about the only Bombing Run teammates that you will find tha... : Dreagon
  • The bots in general are the only thing I prefer to play with, online play is atrocious because of the net... : wumpscut
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  **MO-MO-MO-MONSTER THREAD** : Poor Yurik
  • Well duh, all troll threads become huge. : {Venger}
  • eh. the monster threads of yesteryear were much bigger. : slax0r
• Yes. Next BF patch should disable SP! : mrtony