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  DThread!!!! KHAAAAAAAAN!!!! : Kiriakos
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• Incoming mmmonster politics/religion/race thread detected!! : TPSReport

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  Good luck! If the tester fails you, be sure and run his ass over when he gets out of the car. : xocsida
  • three times quick : freakord
• Eh? : Normality
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  it's easy stuff man, seriously. the test is supposed to be 40 mins or something like that. me and a fri... : incoherent
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    My final road test lasted less than five minutes. I'm in the good old USA, though. : dogrocket
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      5 minutes? what the hell did the tester make you do? start the car? : incoherent
      • My final test consisted of a leisurely drive around the block. : emnii
      • Parallel park, drive around. : StuMan1337
• thought it was GAY thanks for clearing it up : multisync
• what happens if your get your licences in the States then get pulled over for speeding in Canada? : kanix
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  I passed! no more bullshit for 5 years :D : fluke
  • I gets to take my test wed =0 i r scarred. : esky

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  ten, I think. : ostrichboy
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    wow, so i'm almost done with the human campaign :( : pupismyname
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      the next campaign is a lot more challenging. : ostrichboy
      • agreed. and its a lot of fun. my favorite is still the ORCS : jedi_27
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        well i'm horrible at rts games so i'm finding this one fairly challenging. :( i've had to repeat two o... : pupismyname
        • press on! That mission is a bitch, but it's worth it for the great twist at the end of the human campaign... : ostrichboy
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  I think that's the last one. I found it rather difficult. : Odoyle
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    took me 3 tries... the 3rd try where I passed it, I got so lucky : tomservo
    • Oh, and also, try to kill their hero as often as possible. : melt_core
• It's not that hard if you start early. One tip: don't build. Anything. Just leave a couple of units to pr... : melt_core

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  WTF is with thsi lightning bolt ?? : rookieone
  • He's into LARP. You saw that vid clip, right? : Former_HPB
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    When you click on it a Sander jingle plays on Winamp. : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • I feel ripped off :( : gegtik
    • I can't click it.. I can't click it! :( : jerkinisnice
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      Oh looks like Maarten is still coding that feature. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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        In the meantime, just go to www.shacknews.com/sander : [andromeda]
        • hahahah, its the only way to read the news! :D : cygnus
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    It means I'm cool! : Sander Pilon
    • sellout! :) : Clay
• bitch bitch bitch. try 12 hours. course i get three or four days off depending on the week, but it ain't ... : Do_Or_Die

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  i dont think i can make that much protein per day : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    shack group effort. : gegtik
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      i'd like to be on breakfast bukkake if that's alright : ^-SeaWolf-^
      • Bukkake Donuts, it's whats for breakfast! : Visceral Monkey

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• oh oh sweet TAC NUKE TIME : gegtik
• PREPARE THE ION PAINTER!!!! FIRE THE CANNON!!! : Visceral Monkey

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• 3...2...1... : marblehead
• shackupload !! : rookieone
• PIX+DIVX : melancoholicz
• *cough* : incoherent
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  how come i have never seen these before? : Orion
  • linkage pleeeeeze : riceremloh
• the internet is my backup : mr brown
• http://www.eroticnewage.it/articoli/gente/foto/quake1.jpg Google found that one and that's about it fo... : Dobbs

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  If he asks you for sexual favours in return for not firing you, don't sell out to the man! : arizona bay
  • Go Fight-club/Ed Norton on your ass. : dinozaur
  • unless he throws in a raise : kmb
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  are you going to work with heat on your side? are you vesting up? ready to show them who's getting laid o... : roushimsx
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    i like the way you think. bahahahaha... i typed that before i even looked at who made the post. : rudds
    • You love me, admit it :) : roushimsx
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  Try and keep the scourge-o-death out of Sugar Land, it's where I'm working today. : darcspeed
  • Don't burn any bridges. At least not during the daylight. : Phil
• OH NO! Good luck. :( : Degenerate
• Awwwe that sucks. Good luck. :( : xakmalice
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  What part of town is your office located? : smdever
  • Hopefully not near me. : matrix
• good luck! : haokah
• Look at it as an opportunity. : EvilDolemite
• oh nos :( hope all goes well : tomservo

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• ummmm....Slimanus? : TheDelinquinaut
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  It's called "I admit it - I'm gay" : dognose
  • and this IS the day to do that! : cygnus
  • Very nice Dognose! : Former_HPB
  • (And Fred Durst is My Lover) It is a tender song about the love that can only exist between two male a... : -=fatman=-
• probably "Lose Yourself" its the main song for his new movie "8 Mile" : Orion
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  "I am a no-talent ass-clown" ? : V0lk
  • your real name is marshall mathers? sorry : dodob
• Derideo cunctus obvius bankum - Latin for..... Laughing all the way to the bank : balaams_ass

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  Heaven forbid you reply to that post instead of posting a whole new thread! : Odoyle
  • We're running out of threads! QUICK, EVERYONE POST TO THIS THREAD ONLY! ;) : UtilityMaximizer
  • I had a brain fart and forgot that it would bump. My B. : dogrocket
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    i want my name in LIGHTS, in BOLD, and UNDERLINED! and sometimes in ITALICS .. WHY NOT YELLOW, HOW ABOUT : cygnus
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      I APOLOGIZED *cry* : dogrocket
      • gentle ribbing!! *rib-rib* : cygnus
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      cygnus : electric_monk
      • that & Sander's LIGHTNING BOLT! would do nicely! : cygnus
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  New gybe tends to grow on you after repeated play : dognose
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    New? Is it very different from Infinity and Lift yr. skinny...? I remember someone posting that it was pr... : nomaad
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      I don't know, they banished filesharing progs at work :( : dognose
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        But I find out Nov 2 w00t, it's on sale then :D : dognose
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          I thought it was Nov 11th for the states? : dogrocket
          • shit : dognose

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  hahaha, I didn't mock you :) : Odoyle
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    Hmm. You're right. Perhaps "chide" is a better word. But not quite, because you weren't directly t... : UtilityMaximizer
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      I like to call it a "ribbing" : Odoyle
      • Ooh, that's a good one. "Good-natured ribbing". Perfect. : UtilityMaximizer
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        "ribbing" "rimming" : electric_monk
        • "Ribbed" for her pleasure? : Normality
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  this is the part where I remind you that someone has to take lots of pics. : -=fatman=-
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    And here is where I remind you that there has been a threat of photoshopping the PICS. I'm afraid of wha... : UtilityMaximizer
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      http://shack1.netfirms.com/roofles.jpg : Phil
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        I rest my case. : UtilityMaximizer
        • Hahah, Refresh it now. I just added the HELLO my name is thingy. LOL : Phil
      • Who is that a picture of? : -=fatman=-
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        Just for that you owe me your sister in law! : Degenerate
        • I'll email her your coverboy shot and see what she thinks. : Phil
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      Awww...forget about it.... PhotoShopping is just a way of saying, "I love you...in a totally non-sexua... : -=fatman=-
      • My case is resting even more peacefully now. : UtilityMaximizer
• I'm just gonna look around for the table geeks :D : x-eyd|mary
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  I printed it out and it took up a whole page >:( : Degenerate
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    Wha? It was exactly 3"x4" on my computer, and the one here at work. I just pasted four of them into an ... : UtilityMaximizer
    • I dunno. I just resized it to 200X267 and it was fine. I just used my work badge as a size guideline. : Degenerate
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    Flava Flav-style press badges! : Odoyle
    • Hahahaha werd. He just need some gold teefus! : Phil
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      Now that would be cool. We'd need some gold, though. I think the kids call it "bling bling". : UtilityMaximizer
      • http://www.tcnj.edu/~phikpsi/images/hoppers_is_flava_flav.jpg : Phil
    • damnit. I wish I would have kept it now : Degenerate

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• michael jackson'd : dodob
• i get that too, and the one where almost everything on the front page is strikethu'd : synaptic revolt

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  i never received my WD mail in rebate, but still $119.99 for a 80 gig WD is still a great price : Silent1
  • here is the link, http://www.compusa.com/products/product_info.asp?product_code=294555 : Silent1
• Only if you buy me one too. : -=fatman=-
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  not to be outdone but check this one out http://shop3.outpost.com/product/3217571 : Orion
  • *cues Imperial March* : ghost in my shell
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    2MB buffer.... : -=fatman=-
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      ata100... : ghost in my shell
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        But the other one, from CompUSA, is an 8MB buffer drive. You want the 8MB version, if you can afford t... : -=fatman=-
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          I would want the 8mb one too, but the deathstar he posted is only ata 100 : ghost in my shell
          • IBM is by far the worst hard drive. There is a reason they call them deathstars : stgdz
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            OK everyone, listen up: If you have mp3's that are just looping the same shit over and over again, st... : Piotyr
            • use direct conenct then : stgdz
            • Because the reply button confuses them? : matrix
            • fucking auto-reply...if I click "Post Reply" at the top of the page, shouldn't it clear my reply box? ... : Piotyr
            • yup Kazaa sux.. also that probably the RIAA or various companies in the music industry putting fake sha... : Shadowdane
  • I am trying to get out of the IBM HD ghetto before it burns down taking me with it. No more IBM drives fo... : haikeebah!

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• reply button casts confusion +4 spelling casts defeat +10 : Jonathan
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5724385 : gegtik
• im a pretty pretty princess! : synaptic revolt

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  so cops are chasing a white van... could be, hmm, anything? : cygnus
  • Maybe the sniper knows O.J.!!!! White van is pretty close to White Bronco.... : -=fatman=-
• So, they suspect that the guy(s) are in the van? : dogrocket
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  ok he just called ... the shotting was in Spotsvillia (sp?), they are NOT chasing currently but the 95 ex... : kanix
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    there was a shooting just now?! : cygnus
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      no, a shotting : matrix
      • oh, this is good news! only a shotting *phew* : cygnus
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        A kileer is on the losse! No timme for jokkes. : Phil
        • This post makes me laugh. : UtilityMaximizer
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      yep ... status of the man is unknown ... now a light colored van instead of white : kanix
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        exxon station, Route 1 and random road ... wtf ... gas stations : kanix
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          Gas stations, lots of traffic for cover, people focused on what's going on, etc. : Flawless Cowboy
          • Also, people are relatively stationary while refueling. : Flawless Cowboy
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  Dammit I wish they'd catch this guy. My parents live up in that area. I just called my dad, and he's OK... : xocsida
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    I live up there :( This is really scary. : marblehead
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      i thought you were MD : kanix
      • I am... Southern Maryland. : marblehead
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    Oh, hey guys... http://www.shacknews.com/sander/behave.x What it says, right? : geedeck
    • Damn you reply button. : geedeck
• http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/South/10/11/shootings.probe/index.html http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,65... : baron calamity
• it was probably some white thrash lady pointing her finger towards an arab. : Cpt. Baseballbat

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• this is true. : gegtik
• Yep. :) They r0x0r. I taught REs to one of the programmers here and he uses them all the time now. :) : skynet
• what are RE's? : Orion

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• Haha, I loved that. : dogrocket
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  http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/search.x?query=&db=current&user=jokemon&type=all&sortby=date : the archvile
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    Hah! The Caps Lock key is the most useless key on a keyboard, I vote we have it permanently removed from... : amankhan
    • wouldn't be a problem hadn't all constants be written in caps. : dodob
• http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/bettarthanpennyarcaded/index-06.htm : gingerninja
• haha, pretty good for PA! : mad-d00d

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• Option for pop-up required for that me thinks : Jonathan
• Yeah so put your penufs away. : skynet

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• Embrace - Fireworks : DonkleyPunch
• Sonic Youth - Sympathy for the Strawberry : xakmalice
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  Coldplay - The Scientist. : Phil
  • SUCH a great track. : xakmalice
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  Kyuss - Apothecaries' Weight : gingerninja
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    is kyuss good? i've only vaguely heard their stuff : cygnus
    • Yeah. Not my normal listening, but still good. Blues for the Red Sun is probably my favourite album : gingerninja
• howard stern (fucking commericals) : cygnus
• Papa Roach : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Rick Springfield- Jesse's Girl : Former_HPB
• Dream Theater - After Life : x-eyd|mary
• Bon Jovi - Bounce(new cd) : Orion
• LL Cool J - Phenomenon : dogrocket
• Blue Oyster Cult - Burnin for you hot : incoherent
• Larry Sanders Show on Bravo!. : Deathlove
• Dropkick Murphys - Cadence to Arms Great wake-up music : Caboose
• Dismemberment Plan -- The Other Side : Normality
• Godspeed You Black Emperor - Motherfucker = Redeemer : arizona bay
• Men Without Hats- Safety Dance : Former_HPB
• AC/DC - If you Want Blood (You've Got It) : -=fatman=-
• Union Jack - Two Full Moons and a Trout (Casper Pound Mix) : the archvile
• gta3's Rise FM (rise.wav in the \audio folder :) : melancoholicz
• The Dismemberment Plan - Automatic : Sexpansion Pack
• eminem - phat beats (skit) 0mni : Silent1
• Terrence Trent D'Arby- Wishing Well : Former_HPB
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  Pink Floyd - Dogs : geedeck
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    Starting the day in a melancholy way eh? : dognose
    • Why ( http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5724388 ) yes! : geedeck
• Tesla- What You Give : Former_HPB
• Belle & Sebastian - Me And The Major : spunky munky
• kid koala live at demf : pupismyname

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  update...looks like the site is working again.... GOGOGOGO : afrochops
  • BUMP. Fucking A. Now they're pointing to their yahoo store, AND BF1942 ISN'T LISTED. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKF... : Halen
• ALSO NOLF2 for 24.90! : afrochops

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• Remove it from the freezer? : matrix

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  i'd rather fly. : karl hungus
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    why? : Odoyle
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      because trains are slower. : karl hungus
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        but they aren't as effective as planes against big+tall buildings ! : rookieone
        • I kinda expected someone to make a joke like that. : dogrocket
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        Isn't the flight from LA to SF about 2 hours? That's how long the trip will be in this train. Plus I bet... : Odoyle
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          trains can be hijacked but since they rely on rails they cannot go anywhere to destroy shit. The only peo... : rookieone
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            Imagine if they hijaked a train carrying chemicals and de railed it..there is this little town near here ... : smdever
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              yeah, OK. But this thing here is for passengers only and not for transporting chemicals round the country : rookieone
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                yeah ..hahah we don't have passenger trains around here ..I think the nearest passenger station is in Dal... : smdever
                • It'd be pretty fucking hard to derail a monorail bullet train. And they should definitely carry cargo in ... : Odoyle
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  I don' know about that. I guess at some point, it is good to explore new means of travel, but if other... : -=fatman=-
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    I'd like to see one huge independent train network supported by a conglomerate of private firms replace a... : Odoyle
    • Yeah, I remember your thread the other day about trains. I don't know if I like a private group contro... : -=fatman=-
• They say the Acela can reach speeds of 150MPH, but I've heard that it almost never breaks above 120. : the archvile
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  http://www.microsoft.com/games/PC/trainsim.asp : balaams_ass
  • /-\ most boring game ever purchased /-\ : balaams_ass

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• hmm, +ing :) : moshman
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  sojo got a beatdown, took 2000 pcp off him :D : cygnus
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    sweeeet! I took about 5000 Pcp of ghostryder76 before that :) : moshman
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      i have 12,000 units of pcp, feelin kinda vulernable :( : cygnus
      • sell it and donate it to your gang or buy personal upgrades. The drug market is worthless compared to hel... : Caboose
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  These guys are still ripe for picking. NO defense and both ~600k in drugs. I still can't attack! :( G... : moshman
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    he's tryin to attack me back :D : cygnus
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      and ghostryder just gave me drug love, fucker : cygnus
      • he did the same to me.. : moshman
    • those fools!! As soon as the rest of the CommieRobots awake and read the forum, the drugsniffers will be... : moshman
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  We're at war with the DrugSniffers?! Don't tell me! : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Yeah, but I thought they had shut the fuck up and given up! :) : moshman
• These players are below your attack range :\ : ghost in my shell
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  gaaah someone please attack him so he can meet my thugs, he is about 200k above my attack range. : urbansling
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    nm i just got him 5 times, also killed ~700 gangsters and got 500 pcp... lost ~50 or so dudes. : urbansling
    • cheers dude! :) : moshman
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  on a semi-related note, Vice City just bought its 201st casino, less than 24 hours after breaking 100 cas : Caboose
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    heh this roofles gang has...7....and one smart guy in US East jerking off with 2000 turns : ghost in my shell
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      Somebody in roofles cap this joker for me: Spearhead : dist0rti0n
      • I'm out of turns/attacks but I will rape him for you when I get some ;-) : ghost in my shell
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        link? what is his value? : urbansling
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          Name: Spearhead ID: 740959 Gang: YouGoGirl Rank: 4740 Stats Strength: 11.00 Intelligence: 10.... : ghost in my shell
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            I wish downforce told people to switch their casino payouts to the gang, we really need a lot more casino... : urbansling
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              it doesnt help having inactive players with 5000+ turns in another country ;-) btw this guy must have ... : ghost in my shell
              • I'm pretty frustrated right now. I've got a fairly high level pimp, but seems as if my stats are always j... : dist0rti0n
            • we have 10 mill. what are they saving for? : kingfish
• commierobots please gang bang http://www.gang-wars.com/find.php?find=ivee1174 and http://www.gang-wa... : dra.
• hahahaha, it really IS like a gang. Comedy MAXX! : Entity

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  SOunds like they're focusing on content instead of playability. : Odoyle
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    I don't think you really mean "playability"; that makes it sound as if you think they are only working on... : haikeebah!
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      Well, sounds to me like they don't want to spend the resources necessary to flesh out multiplayer or even... : Odoyle
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        Let's turn that statement from a seeming negative to a positive, as well: Do you mean that they are not... : haikeebah!
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          who knows, it could be SoF2 SP with real-time lighting, better physics, bump mapping and 5.1 sound. It w... : the archvile
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            hey arch, sorry if you explained your take on ut2003 already. what is your opinion on the game, knowing y... : kramweil
            • I finally got it stable after changing bit 7 of register 55 (geeze, Epic could've told us about that). I... : the archvile
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  Weird. They said they might do co-op at QuakeCon... I hope they change their mind. Co-op is one of the be... : geedeck
  • its like masturbation vs sex : cygnus
• there wasn't co-op in Q2 3.06, the release version. : the archvile
• Its probably a framerate thing, for every co-op player present they would have to remove an enemy (though... : fen boi

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  Check his info. and May the Great One help you if your using a SoundBlaster Live ... my ears screa... : kanix
  • eh?? whats the problem? : electric_monk

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• So if mom and dad got him a pony, he would be a goth loser? Strange logic... ;) : Former_HPB

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• that first picture on the page is tooooo goood! : Orion
• LOL XBOX IS HUGE LOL. : xocsida
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  heh, yeah I read that the other day.. the guy's site is great. He makes a lot of valid points about th... : Kashmir
  • Yeah. I was checking out the site and saw this on there and had to share! Cygnus is right, ROOFLES city o... : Former_HPB
• that site is roofle city :D : cygnus
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  This has to be by far the shittiest controller packed with a home console ever. What were they thinking? : redfive
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    xbox, a threat to cat lovers around the world ;) : dodob
    • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5701462 : xocsida
• second pic = LOL C:D : dodob

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• oh man... that shit is golden : cygnus
• In America... : dodob
• Holy shit! : Odoyle

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• Bill Hicks is pretty decent. : arizona bay
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  hmm, a long shot probably but if you understand how the Bible portrays the theological aspects of the cru... : balaams_ass
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    i think you understood the joke -100% : cygnus
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      No, he understood it, he just thinks it's a bad joke if you actually know you're shit (regardless of whet... : Flawless Cowboy
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        well, heh. in the joke JOKE joke sense he didnt, stop evaluating stuff! :D : cygnus
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          sorry but it's not funny unless you are ignorant of what the cross means in Christianity. : balaams_ass
          • hahahah, now THAT is funny :D : cygnus
  • Look up; there's a joke flying over your head. ;) : xakmalice

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• and apparently I need to learn how to use the reply button. : mrraist-
• dundas sucks : redfive