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• this is interesting! : Morgin
• YOU WILL ENJOY LOOKING AT THIS! : Morgin
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  that shit is wack : Cosmicfool
  • wicky wicky wick? : Wolfanoz
• /ME WANTS : ArmagideoN
• omfg, i don't need that i would totaly starve to death or something. : Turd Ferguson
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  wow ultimate gaming system. : hal9000
  • test for replying (ignore) : indeego
• * spooge * wonder how much a desk like that costs : ariakaz

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  lol. soon you will become ONE OF US : electric_monk
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    after I found out that it remembered the text zoom setting in mozilla, I was sold! : paper chase guy
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      lol. i only wish that linux had some decent fonts. i can stand browsing in linux. it shits me so much. : electric_monk
      • i'm not much of a stickler for fonts so i'm ok, but I kinda agree : paper chase guy
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        I recall the some Red Hat 8.0 review raving about the ability to put .ttf fonts in a directory, and they ... : timmXXX
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          I think this was the review you're thinking of (mentions it on page 1): http://www.osnews.com/story.php?... : mactu
          • You are correct, Sir. : timmXXX
          • hmm. good RH review. I'm using Mandrake 9 and fonts still suck. : ariakaz
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    oh well... as long as I stay away from getting the tattoo of a penguin pissing on the windows logo, I thi... : paper chase guy
    • hehe oops. i guess im insane now. if i were to get a tatoo, that would be it : electric_monk
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  I like Linux, but my eyes don't like X defaulting to 60 Hertz for the refresh rate. : cacktrot
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    how about changing that refresh rate ? : rookieone
    • I have to edit the X config file, add a resolution that isn't in the list, supply all the technical numbe... : cacktrot

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• We are pllaning a surprise attack using pleasure craft. : skynet
• I was on playing with myself :/ for about 1.5 hours. went through 3 maps. just goofed off practiced fl... : uisneach

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• FUCK that rules. so cute. How much was he!!? : urbansling
• OH DEAR GOD! THE CUTENESS IS BLINDING!!!! : princessjeni
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  that rocks man. do you feed it insects? : esad
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    I'll feed YOU insects! : princessjeni
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      Kinky... : majestik
      • I bet he'd like it. : Ryoko
    • I don't know what he feeds it. Probably human brains. : edward
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      but I poop from there! : esad
      • NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : princessjeni
      • nelly poops from therrrre : mr. winky
• most awesome hackie sack ball evar : mega man
• He better've named him Sonic >:( : wunderbred
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  what the fuck? that thing isn't blue OR fast : Paranoid Android
  • that why sega ain't doin so well its mascot was based on LIES! LIES I TELL YOU, LIES!!!!! : ViperRT
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  Don't the spikes hurt when you hold it like that?? : smdever
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    They're very soft when they're young. : c0bra
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      cool..I wana get a sugar glider : smdever
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        agreed; I've convinced the woman to let me get one once the kitty passes on. : esad
        • They make the coolest noises when they talk to you. : Rotten Deadite
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          Dude, it's gotta suck to be that cat. Do you stare at it and wait for it to die? : c0bra
          • naw I love the kitty. she lays on my chest when I sleep at night and purs. : esad
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      nah, they're pokey when they're young, like a hairbrush. after they quill they get softer. Those are... : piston
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        omg piston is now a shacker! : edward
        • omglolrofll33t *cough* : piston
• Oh shit I nearly burst into tears. That's easily the cutest picture I've seen in years. : Rotten Deadite
• Wonder how far a 3wood would drive that thing... : snoozy
• haha about as far as your mom drove my 1 wood! looool !!! zing?]y right guys?]s : edward
• Cute little guy! Hopefully he doesn't mess about and cause much noise at night. : zerologik
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  http://www.speakeasy.org/~edward/shack/owned.jpg oh yes, 2x the cuteness! : edward
  • I can't take that. CUTENESS CONTAINMENT FIELD BREACH!!! : knytehawkk
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  http://shackupload.hippoman.net/uploads/Kotaswing1.jpg HA! ADMIT IT!! CUTE! : majestik
  • cute 404 : FoX3D
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    http://shackupload.hippoman.net/uploads/KotaSwing1.jpg : majestik
    • holy buckets look at the claws on that kitten!!! IT CAN LEAP ABOUT.... LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!! : knytehawkk

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• also, when you die, your spot goes away, so don't spot and then charge headfirst into a tank. lay low. ... : Dante
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  While I agree with you, I think some of the players need to learn how to defend command points first. : AssGoblin
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    sure, but if your a scout your job isn't to defend. at least not actively. and since your out looking at ... : Dante
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• not much. : Morgin
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  I swear I've seen some service where you could get a photo (or what have you) "printed" on a cake like th... : delataur
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    i've heard about it second hand, but i don't know of any place that does it or how much it costs. : roushimsx
    • http://www.photofrost.com/ - this looks relevant somehow... more do-it-yourself than a service at first g... : delataur
    • they do it here at pricechopper, doesn't cost much I don't think : halfwaybastard
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    eh, just print it on a piece of paper and stick that on the cake. instant roofles! : FoX3D
    • blotter paper : Turd Ferguson
• Go to safeway or anywhere. Sooo cheap and easy for them to do it. Grocery stores do it often. I had a dar... : Hello Kitty
• like twenty some bucks or so, baskin robbins does cakes like that, well some locations. : Turd Ferguson
• Must taste like cardboard... This cake looks awfully cheap.. : melt_core
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  You could get like, a porno picture on the cake of a pussy, and then like..do the cake and it'd be right ... : Hello Kitty
  • best idea ever! : Kashmir
  • then you'd get white stuff all over....ohhhhh yeaaaa.... good idea. : roushimsx
• The cake is a carrot cake, and cost $60 Canadian - white and chocolate are about $10 less. You can't real... : DeeAy
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  My birthday is this sunday, I want... no I demand a goatse cake. : {Venger}
  • I remember one time Lowtax posted an image of a Goatse screenshot cake that Seattle goons gave him when h... : Ben Barker

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  Just hope that an alien doesnt pop out : lord of tError
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    Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal! : Old_Fart
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      /british accent "Oh no...not again!" : xocsida
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        "CHECK PLEASE! : kreggers
        • Keep firing assholes! : jimmy-buffett
  • I wouldn't be surprised if one did, considering how much it hurts. It's probably the gross burger king... : rossimo
• Any fever associated? : Dreagon
• Bro. Sharp Pains = Apendicitis. Call Doc now. Comes on quick too. Less than 24 hours after my *first* pai... : un.juggernaut

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• ________/\____/\___/\_/\_/\_/\_/\ She's back cap'n, she's back! : s_dubya
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  /me gives xak mouf to mouf : skynet
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    I find myself strangely aroused. : xakmalice
    • The penif to mouf is next! : xocsida
• *COCKSLAP* ____________/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__ ...better.. : b00tsauce

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• OMFG! /me goes out and has gay sex : skynet
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  "I had more action than Mount Vesuvius; men, women, animals!" So hot. : [andromeda]
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    Wait, he fucked ANIMALS? : skynet
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      in mother russia...er..nevermind. : roushimsx
      • horsegag.avi? :\ : skynet
  • I think he's my new personal hero. : roushimsx
  • children.. : urbansling
• "Do you like gladiator movies, Timmy?" : bringer

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  ahhh or maybe he is at work : Orion
  • I tried. No answer on his extension at work. I hope he's not dead. Heh. : Flawless Cowboy
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  I need one of those too. I've been debating calling in every morning this week. :) But in the end, I dr... : xocsida
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    but who will fight the crime if you stay at home?! : teh snail
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      I'm not a cop anymore. :) All I do now it fight Systems Management Servers. : xocsida
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        cop turned geek :o( : teh snail
        • Pretty much! >:) : xocsida
• Well, email sent. My boss is usually pretty cool about shit like this, and I just finished a whole load o... : Flawless Cowboy

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• Go Red Sox! err...nm. :( : xakmalice

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• wow thats cool i'll have to try it : zorak
• It runs Space Hulk (the original DOS one, not Vengence of the Blood Angels), but sound doesn't work in it... : roushimsx
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  I've used VDMSound to play Stunts in XP and it worked great. http://ntvdm.cjb.net/ : ThomW
  • do you still have stunts (the program itself) somewhere ? If yes, could you send it to me please ? : rookieone
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  Well, it doesn't run 2ndreal, so I'm not happy. : verbatim
  • heheh you're asking a little much ;) look in the status page for what's compatible : %61non
• damn you, now i wanna play stunts and i have no way of getting it : jambalaya king
• STUNTS here! http://www.the-underdogs.org/game.php?name=Stunts : king

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• I want an STI...those things are bad ass. : xocsida
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  Please tell me those gold wheels wont be the standard. : Degenerate
  • probably not... like most production versions they offer the regular silver alloys... : laidback
  • You know you like the bling bling gold janks. : xocsida
  • imho thats a rare instance where gold wheels look good : Furious George
• Holy Ricer Wing Batman! That wing has to be a bit more toned down. I point and laugh at those things... : Former_HPB
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  Kinda sucks that they change the body so quick. People must have really hated it. Most car makers make a ... : snuff
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    And it looks like they stole their interior from the RSX : snuff
    • The RSX stole its interior from the Celica. :) : skynet
• Any idea how much the STIs are going to run in the US? : xocsida

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  i duno... seems like he's saying we need more gun control to prevent columbine type shit? i don't buy tha... : zorak
  • or maybe you were being sarcastic? : zorak
  • yeah, im sure ill be picking that movie apart. but free guns at the bank was cetainly amusing. : Turd Ferguson
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  i still need to get Stupid White Men. Roger and Me is a great documentary as well. : fatbeaner
  • Stupid white men is a cool book. A nice light read : theWhite
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  it does look like it would be a good movie. as far as us americans being gun nuts or just nuts............. : Orion
  • haha, good 'ol Wayne's World : Zehobbit

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• what a way to start my day, the comedy gold way, with teh shack! but i gotta go... nooooooo : Theos
• darwin wins : Turd Ferguson
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  well, that'll fuck up the kid for life : smoy
  • he sure won't be playing around with guns for a while... : patdoody
  • I was just thinking that : Magitek
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  God morning, everyone. Anyone managed to get hold of NOLF2 yet? Hitman2? : timmXXX
  • *ach* didn't mean to reply. : timmXXX
  • hehe. my hitman 2 will probably arrive in the mail today : smoy
• good lord : vodor
• UT Announcer: HEADSHOT : Tissen
• Where's Jedi_27? This is in his neck of the woods. Some dopey people in St. Louis... But then again, look... : Former_HPB
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  Tulgetske said Lewis pointed the loaded .22-caliber revolver at the right side of his head and pulled the : skynet
  • that story would be funny if it wasn't so...not funny. : ostrichboy
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    Heh...I bet his son knows now that that's not a proper way to test if a gun is loaded though! : xocsida
    • Yeah, haha! : Magitek
• fuckin idiot pulled the magazine but did not remove the bullet from the chamber. duh : Raziel

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• i thought it shipped today? I hope it's in stores today. : roushimsx

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• nm... looks like the framework is what I need : king

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  yeah its called Box with 1 light of doom!!! : pigvomit
  • Already working on Dormroom 2.0? : freqq28
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  I've been tossing some ideas aroudn in my head. Hopped in the editor and built a nice looking room to se... : wunderbred
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    ive done quite a bit of work on ut2k3's unrealed and can answer some questions about staticmeshes and stu... : FoX3D
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      Can you link to some real tutorials, that start out with noob to advanced? It took me forever to figur... : ghost in my shell
      • dunno, didnt check for tutorials. try http://www.beyondunreal.com/nalicity I think they have ressources, ... : FoX3D
      • check this out: http://members.fortunecity.com/bot40/index.htm its supposedly got a beginner tutorial, ... : FoX3D
• I look forward to giving UED3 a try. 1 and 2 were so horrendously buggy that by the time I came close to ... : Entity
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  I made a room of doom too! Im working on my Stair Dismount level as soon as I figure this fucker out, ... : ghost in my shell
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    sir, you are the bestest best man on earth for doing a porrasturvat map! : FoX3D
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      I would hope someone who knows this shit could do it, I could see a whole mod this way with pts for kicki... : ghost in my shell
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        if you build it, they will come... : FoX3D
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          I dont have UT2K3 yet :| : ghost in my shell
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            me neither, i wasnt gonna buy it, but damn, i wanna do maps if only Epic would release the tools separat... : FoX3D
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              its so damn fun and so pretty...JUST BUY IT : thomas jefferson
              • not on my 700mhz geforce2 pc it isnt : FoX3D
            • If I found some decent tutorials I might buy the game(im not really interested it until some mod comes ou... : ghost in my shell
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  http://udn.epicgames.com/pub/Content/WebHome/ This may help you. There's a lot of 'behind the scenes' ... : Duke Nukem Forever
  • 2nded good link. : FoX3D
  • Wow lot of good stuff there, I need a second monitor or do some heavy duty printing since its a pain to a... : ghost in my shell
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  i can't even make a decent quake 1 map :( : strider_
  • quake and ut mapmaking are total opposites, so while it may give you good basics, the construction of the... : FoX3D
• shackmsg Flawless Cowboy :) : skynet
• I haven't picked it up yet. Too busy playing IWD2 : x-eyd|mary

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• I remember hearing about that... crazy shit of course, it never got mentioned in the american media af... : paper chase guy
• interesting read, thanks for posting. : Kashmir
• thats pretty damn interesting : patdoody
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  [USA]Pentagon is using an aimbot, kick him! : FoX3D
  • Saddam [SKILLS] USA : electric_monk
• That story reminded me of Ender's Game. : cacktrot
• i hope Saddam doesn't read that! :D : cygnus
• <Lieutenant General Paul Van Riper> OMG, H4X!!!! : verbatim
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  Interesting Article, but I have a few problems with it. -It assumes that Saddam has an army of fanati... : xocsida
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    not really. I agree with the point of resurecting the dead - the idea is 'well that didn't work, let's tr : verbatim
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      Nope. This entire article is based entirely on what the Lieutenant General said happened, we don't know ... : xocsida
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        "Van Riper's account of Millennium Challenge is not disputed by the Pentagon" : verbatim
        • It probably wasn't confirmed either. : cacktrot
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          They aren't disputing that the General used unorthodox tactics, and my point is, we don't know what the U... : xocsida
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            Besides... "he found his orders to his subordinate officers were not being listened to any more." O : verbatim
            • You've not been in the military have you? :) : xocsida

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  Still my pick for Cy Young though.. : airrob
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    i think i would still go with SHILLING, he's probably going to kick our ass on thursday : jedi_27
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      KEEP SCHILLING OFF THE RPGS!!!! He is a hardcore EQ player (level 50-60 characters) and he likes playing ... : pigvomit
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        I read the article about him and EQ, that was classic. : Ryoko
        • He is my HERO! : pigvomit
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        its a good thing he will be off during christmas when Gallaxy comes out. but that is funny as hell : jedi_27
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          Galaxies isn't making Christmas, at least not in its advertised form. : Ryoko
          • Good if it makes spring(during baseball) i am putting a shitload of cash against Schilling.....hahahaha!!... : pigvomit
          • its possible, they are in beta right now which is good : jedi_27
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  WTF goddamnit!!! : pigvomit
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    god that inning sucked : pigvomit
    • i disagree :) it was an awesome inning, i bet this comments come back to haunt me : jedi_27
• EDMOUNDS 3-3, fuck yeah! : jedi_27
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  Jedi wait till you see Fetters, he is one crazy son of a bitch. : pigvomit
  • He's El Guapo west. : Ryoko
• SHIT!! Damn TINO : jedi_27
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  man, glad that inning is over too! : pigvomit
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    each inning in this game is going to nearly kill us :) : jedi_27
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      OH that was graceful! : pigvomit
      • hahaha he nearly killed someone : jedi_27
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  Here we go again....sheesh.....come on Randy : pigvomit
  • MORRIS can't bunt to save his life, damn : jedi_27
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    another inning, another run. 6-2 and yet i still don't feel comfortable : jedi_27
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      Man this isnt good. : pigvomit
      • Don't worry ST. LOUIS likes to make it close in the 8th and 9th. The good news is MORRIS is on a roll. ... : jedi_27
• I have no idea what that means. Sounds like you can't get your dick up though... : snoozy
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  CONGRATS......We shall meet again in battle. : pigvomit
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    Jesus a goddamn embarassement....im gonna play some UT2K3 : pigvomit
    • don't worry it was just the first game. : jedi_27
• damn, morris just drove in two more runs. : smoove

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• hmm, no idea here... I always just looked through the classes for stuff to use... searching for function ... : paper chase guy
• goto index at the top : personaljesus

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• 'ello : skynet

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• Isnt that against da rulez0rs? : skynet

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• Sweet getaway car.. Mitsubishi Mirage... : Former_HPB

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  posting once is good, thanks. : fluke
  • the double-post was an unfortunate side-effect of the nightly ShackBackup (tm). i was there, I saw it hap... : FoX3D
• holy resolution batman! : jackalope
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  doesn't seem to work : Crimsonbeak
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    You did something wrong, what happens? : wolfwood1
    • ohh nevermind I'm a moron : Crimsonbeak
• Cool, I'll try it when I get home. THanks! : nomaad

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• excellent : vodor

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• Thanks, you too! ;) : timmXXX
• no u : Magitek
• Okay, now I'm positive I'm alone, and FP isn't up yet. I feel so scared. Help?! : timmXXX

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  it costs money right? : patdoody
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    not neccesarily : crazy ivan
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      Pro costs money, unless you donated before, or steal it. : timmXXX
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        how subtle.. : patdoody
        • It's true, isn't it? : timmXXX

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• bpeeeeee bpooooun bpeeeeeee bpoooun for the next half hour :P : sikander

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  its morning my friend : sikander
  • I know :-( : awoihjaweohr

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  http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/index.htm : patdoody
  • that's what i needed... fuck im pissing myself.. pie.pie.pie! : crust
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    hmm does it get entertaining soon...................... : Turd Ferguson
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      add beer : patdoody
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        and n2o : Turd Ferguson
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          now you're talking! : patdoody
          • makes anything entertaining, even the baloon you are holding in your hand for reasons you recently forgot... : Turd Ferguson
    • the 2nd one is good... 3rd an 4tha knida dumb... : crust
    • fuck there is a trained monkey! doesn't get better than that.. i can get the trained monkey to get me ... : crust
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  tastes like donkey poo : electric_monk
  • mmm pie cannon!! noooooooooooo! : crust

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• Time for work. I AGREE! : fluke
• I said goodbye shack like 3 hours ago and i'm still F5ing. : FoX3D

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  wtf? apparently they were waiting for it to happen too, since they got all the pics of it from start t : paper chase guy
  • i'm thinking it was some construction hole that never got covered up, and flooded. : mr.sleepy
• been posted a lil while ago, we had a caption contest. : FoX3D
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  You know what a sinkhole is? Soft dirt gets waterlogged with rain and turns to liquid. And if the area ... : RatBastard
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    this can happen in a street? : mr.sleepy
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      How thick do you think asphalt (tarmac) is? Only a few inches. It hold cars and trucks because the grou... : RatBastard
      • that's crazy shit. I never knew that. of course, we have pussy ass storms where I have lived, so you n... : paper chase guy
• slip n slides for cars! : Turd Ferguson
• that's hilarious : vodor