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  [ Reference threads for those who cancelled their TV Guide subscription: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?i : haiku
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    heh.. This leads to a moment that needs no implantation I sure raped the word EXPLANATION there didn... : haiku
    • But some moments do require implantation. : UtilityMaximizer
  • haha omfg you need to write a book with all this : multisync
  • brilliance again : AllYourBase
  • OMFG THE SPEAKERS HAVE BEEN DEFILED! : cigam
  • Here's where Cameron Michael goes berserk. : the archvile
  • very nice. always a pleasure to read these. : davi00a1
  • hahhahah : redfive
  • nice read. I think I'll take along a digital camera on a sober friday or saturday night. : urbansling
  • Excellent read Haiku. : geedeck
  • I LIKE THIS POST : fatalsync
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    Can a brother get an INTERESTING, here? : Odoyle
    • SOMEONE LISTEN TO THIS MAN AND *INTERESTING* THIS GDI : uberp00
  • Informative if I ever get a drunk korean in my apartment : thekidd
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    Why the fuck don't you open your trap and tell her not to come over so much? Tell her that you like your ... : futant
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      he wouldnt have any funny stories if he did that! : cygnus
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        true. He's thinking of the shack. : thekidd
        • for the benefit of the PICS + DIVX community : davi00a1
    • Not too sure where I ever said I "hated it" or her or was sick of it or whatever. That us sub-text that Y... : haiku
    • He SAYS he doesn't enjoy it, but he really does. ;) : Vantage
    • And furthermore, I think it is pretty evident when my limits get passes and I "do something about it". He... : haiku
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    *STANDING OVATION* : uberp00
    • ^^^ 100% agree !!!! TRULY A MASTERPIECE. INTARWEB = PWNED : Downforce
    • i wholeheartedly concur : Turd Ferguson
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    Bravo! Good read. Though what was up with her sweater? It looked like she skinned a muppet. : smoove
    • hahahahaha!! I said something about it too. "You buy that fucking thing at Bed Bath And Beyond?!" ... : haiku
  • Haiku, you magnificent bastard! I read your post!!! that's just hilarity concentrate, man. : king_darius
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    i don't get it... You keep her as a pet so you can post about her on the shack? : -TKF-
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      tanya is the greatest thing to ever happen on the shack! : king_darius
      • I rate you 10 times higher than that hamster : -TKF-
    • Its kinda like how scorpius kept M'Lee (the bone eater) as a pet on Farscape (albeit he probably killed h... : Vorlonesque
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    Take a hotography beginner's class and learn the rule of thirds, m'kay? : indeego
    • I don't think he's composing them for artistic criticism. You ever take snapshots at a party? I never bot... : Odoyle
  • auto locking locks? : Jonathan
  • fucking amazing man, truly hilarious documentation there my friend. the names of the pics were great "... : Turd Ferguson
  • haha, great stuff man. : jerkinisnice
  • damn dude, you could publish these for big bucks. this is truly a multimedia experience. : slax0r
  • One question...why did she take off her shoes like after she got on the futon? : Vorlonesque
  • This is so gold : diehlr
  • This whole series is awesome. A few things I gotta say: I have the same futon as you. Don't ever loose... : Rotten Deadite
  • Is it ok if I Fap to those? : Vorlonesque
  • hahahahahahhaha i call that a great night... lmao ohnoszergrush.jpg :-DDD : running wild
  • Dude.. did it ever occur to you that she wants your wang? Hanging out all the time... sleeping in front o... : mindfuck
  • bravo, bravo good sir. thank you for the play by play : afrochops
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    I especially like the "Someone is in trouble..." reference. : TwiLyght
    • I agree wholeheartedly. : gegtik
• OMFG, HAIKU POST!!! /sits anxiously awaiting... : davi00a1
• that ruled. i laughed, i cried, i laughed again. greatness. : amankhan
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  This girl needs a dick-slappin'. : futtbucker
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    I nominate you. : haiku
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      SCHWINGGG!!!, "Don't worry honey, I won't leave any bruises" : futtbucker
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        But I poop from there! : Halen
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          After I'm through, you won't be doing much out of there for a week or so. : futtbucker
          • Okay, that was disturbing. : arizona bay
• Why haiku, why. : SatansFist
• where are the nude pics!?! : OverBurN
• Haha, this is great. You should make a single page with a bunch of <a name>'s in it, so we don't have ... : male/grunt
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  Awesome.... make a website with the entire story, please. Going through all those links wasn't quite e... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    www.shackstuff.tk : Lunatic Angelic
    • Crap, I didn't see there was more beneath Shack Stuff. Damn you, goggles. : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5554165 sweet merciful crap i just lost 5 years off my life : Daynor
• There are not enough ways in the english language to say, "Haiku, you are cool." So I'll just say this : Kaiser

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• Put Officer Xoc on the case! : Degenerate
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  if you had the tailgate down, its your fault right? : swoopx
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    I hope youre being silly. : Degenerate
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      no I'm not kidding, infact I'm pretty sure thats how it goes. : swoopx
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        I've never heard that in my life. I think thats the most retarded thing I've heard today and wont even th... : Degenerate
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          This is what I've always heard from people my whole life. Doesnt seem that retarded to me, I mean the ta... : swoopx
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            If you have orange tape on it then I believe it's okay. : Anti_dentite
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              I think thats only for things that stick out a certain amount past the end of the vehicle. The tailgate i... : Degenerate
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                but it still sticks out past the vehicle, comeon I already lost a buffy arguement, I've gotta win this o... : swoopx
                • It sticks out like 8-12" I swear I've been driving trucks for 16 years now and never heard this once. : Degenerate
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              All this is a pointless argument once she left the scene of an accident. : Flawless Cowboy
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                oh, we are well past Kaisers misfortune. Now we want to know what the law on this is. : Degenerate
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                  Well, debate away! : Flawless Cowboy
                  • google time. : swoopx
            • its red tape/flag in texas : nurall
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            That sounds completely ridiculous. That's like saying all cars must be exactly 8 feet in length. Now, if ... : Entity
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              I cant believe no one else has heard of this =] Its a very well known fact around here, or atleast well ... : swoopx
              • I think if whatever it is extends past the bumper/taillights it has to be flagged. Tailgate though, I dun... : xvdl
              • ive heard it...if it goes past the bumper in the rear then it needs a flag of some sort : TheTick
          • SO? It's not like it's invisible. : princessjeni
      • You can have materials sticking out 4 feet from the rear of your bumper - thus he is in the right (oregon... : elementZen
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  Definitely call the cops. I take it you didn't get her license plate? : king
  • If you have a description of her car and the damages to it, that could probably help the cops find her. : king
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    hold on let me see if i can call a freind of mine whos a cop here in the same area you live and find out ... : nurall
    • freind says call cops other persons is at fault : nurall
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      WHAT? I don't need a red flag on my tailgate that's down. If I did, I woulda been cited for that YEAR... : Kaiser
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        he said, tailgate is normally within the allowable distance from bumber : nurall
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          HA! I was right! : Degenerate
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            normally : swoopx
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              around here we got some mexicans that do strange stuff to there vehicles. stock is ok : nurall
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                =[ wrong again tonight : swoopx
                • We'll ask Xoc when he gets back too. It may be a state to state law or something. : Degenerate
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  did you get the plates? you should have chased her like in the movies! : Producinator
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    No, I didn't. She didn't have a front plate. Heh, when I realized she didn't follow, I peeled outta tha... : Kaiser
    • have her repay with you sexual favors. : dra.
    • primer grey hood looks like she isn't new to this rear-ending business! : king
• If you got her license plate number report her or something. : TheCrazyPickleMaker
• Doh.. how lame. Bitch prolly didn't have insurance. : mindfuck
• Was she hot? : bringer
• And yes, she was mildly hot. FUCK. I"M PISSED : Kaiser
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  I feel your pain. : xvdl
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    iirc any car you own would be nasty expensive to fix : filthysock
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      My Triumph got nailed by a hit and run, and is "still under investigation" since July 22nd. Even with a l... : xvdl
      • oh thats lame. Can't you request to get the identity of the driver for the purposes of a civil suit? : filthysock
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  i saw the funniest rear-ending about 6 months ago. Two cars were lined up to turn right (just imagine the... : filthysock
  • hahaha, smooth : spector

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  Rush released a new album, Vapor Trails, earlier this year. It's great. They're a better prog band than... : arizona bay
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    I saw RUSH last night. It was OK. : Cygnus X-1
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      Only okay? I guess they're kind of old, but on the studio album they still manage to rock out better tha... : arizona bay
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        *stares in disbelief* You like AWK right? : creeping-death
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          AWK isn't nu-metal. : arizona bay
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            suck metal? : creeping-death
            • nu-punk? ;) : Vantage
            • yes please. : *metal*
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        I Love them but Neil (the drummer) has like half the kit he used to. Its just not as fun watching him as ... : Cygnus X-1
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          Check the drummer from tool. He's pretty insane.... : creeping-death
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            Neil Peart is like precisely 12034534X better than the Tool guy. : arizona bay
            • Uhhh k : creeping-death
          • Hmmm...Neil Peart is quite better than Danny is. This is fact. Neil is an innovater and has been since th... : Cygnus X-1
        • I din't get to see them this tour, but I liked what neil did here, http://www.2112.net/freedomofmusic/liv... : xwer
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        The only reason I'd go see Rush is Neil. I can't stand Geddy's voice. Maybe I just need to listen to mo... : Vantage
        • You get used to him, but honestly I never thought his voice was that bad. It sounds like a womans voice,... : arizona bay
• I love all of Dream Theaters stuff. They have an amazing amount of talent. : x-eyd|mary
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  One of my favourite albums... Absolutely incredible :) You should check out Dream Theater's other albu... : Vantage
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    equating symphony X to wagner is a travesty :( : Jedi SeXpansion
    • I only hope Michael Romeo and crew can forgive me :( : Vantage
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    I have all of DT's albums except for falling into infinity, I just never seriously listened to their musi... : creeping-death
    • Falling Into Infinity is their worst album, imo, so it's not immediately necessary... The only band list... : Vantage
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  ah prog. My specialty ;) Some other recommendations. Spocks Beard (more 70's prog, less metal but sti... : -efx-
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    I second Spock's Beard... Very prog, Little metal, but quite good. Other bands more on the prog side wou... : Vantage
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      What other kinds of music do you listen to besides prog, vantage? Just curious... : creeping-death
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        Pretty much everything really. Though I don't really spend much time listening to country or rap (I dig ... : Vantage
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          Cool. I'm really into early 90's music, such as soundgarden, nirvana, pearl jam, gnr. alot of heavy shi... : creeping-death
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            Yeah? There are quite a few prog fans around here... Andromeda (the person, not the band) is big into Y... : Vantage
            • Don't forget Emerson Lake & Palmer. : arizona bay
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      Not only do the two albums share what you stated above but they also have very similar covers! I was kind... : -efx-
      • Haha! I never even noticed that before :) They've both got the stormy red sky over a desert backdrop wi... : Vantage
• Try Soilwork. Kinda scary lyrics, but the guitar work is right up there. Plus they never play in 4-4 time... : tostador
• P a i n o f S a l v a t i o n ! ! : damo

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  I'll play if you don't require expansion, other than that no way, Jose. : wunderbred
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    sorry, we are doing expansion...be there or be square.... : alcueso
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      expansion? I guess Im out :( : Lawgiver
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        I cant beleive you fools never got expansion. :( : tension
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          thats like saying "Hey everyone we are playing q3 but you need to buy Team Arena!" : Lawgiver
          • except the expansion adds a helluva lot more than TA did for q3 : ^-SeaWolf-^
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            The expansion adds so much more to d2 than ta ever did for q3. : tension
            • Does it add a Kamikaze?? I didn't think so gg!! : Lawgiver
          • Actually its closer to installing Starcraft without Brood Wars. Basically it calls into question your ve... : johnny rotten
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    create a shacknonxp room then? : Jonathan
    • do it, but you shall recieve no offical support for the GHEY MENZ : alcueso
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  the board is down. :( : chuk
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    for some reason the comma got included in the URL http://www.overburned.com/shackd2/index.php : alcueso
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      Damn commas. : chuk
      • http://www.soultrain.com/losa8/rebuttal081502.html : fragasm
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  i've got a sorc i can contribute, already on nightmare act IV, but i skipped every single quest since my ... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    euhh.. start again pls k thx : Raziel
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      lvl 3 sorc... no thanks, i don't feel like muling my gear again : ^-SeaWolf-^
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        lvl 3.. how long did that take, like 15 minutes.. COME ON! Muling is half the fun! : Phil
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          read carefully... level 3 on nightmare Act IV. gotta mule my wizardspike, SOJs, and magefists, along wit... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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            OMG forget it then. I dont blame you. : Phil
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              heh, i'd probably be on hell right now but when we did D it never gave me the quest completion... took l... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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                I gave up in the desert level. I was like, "Fuck these 100,000 beetles!" : Phil
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                  mmmm i love those, i have my lvl 78 necromancer. corpse explosion takes care of that really well. : ^-SeaWolf-^
                  • I enjoyed hacking up a character and just kicking the ass off everything that had earlier pissed me off t... : Phil
• I'll bring my Paladin with the THIZZORNS OF DEATH : Entity
• i would be glad to start a sorc and play w/ you guys .. sorc is teh best. gonna have to reinstall, and c... : strider_
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  How much is the exp going for nowadays? : pharoah mike
  • mega cheap.. like $30 at futureshop here in canada. less. : Raziel
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    30$ or less. : lazarusb
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      If it's at walmart, and i get around to going before the game starts, i'll be there, probably as a Paladi... : pharoah mike
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        I hate being on a college student's budget :( : pharoah mike
        • Ditto'd. : lazarusb
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  No twinking, yo. This is going to be new characters through and through. : lazarusb
  • excellent : strider_
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  Bumping this.... remember though, we are starting fresh, all new characters. Expansion, B.net east, ... : alcueso
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    Last warning t-minus 40mins : alcueso
    • well i cant. too early. 10pm central for me. maybe i'll see you all on there later. : Phil
• I like being gay. I'm going to be gay, is that ok? : darkling
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  I'll be a paladin. I was hardcore with one back in the day. : norulez
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    btw, i keep spelling the pw wrong....its not marteen, its maarten : alcueso
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      if you kept spelling it wrong you should keep it the way it is. now i'm just confused : ^-SeaWolf-^
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        its gonna be the dutchboy's name maarteen : alcueso
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          DAMN IT i did it again maarten : alcueso
          • You suck at the internet. : Entity
• I'll play when I get my copy of d2+exp back on oct 4 : Anti_dentite

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  a sting of baseball-sized anal beads. : Kashmir
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    they could use your set : overtoke
    • play ball! : Kashmir
• GUN! : iamgoat
• The movable type printing press. : RatBastard
• Uhhh, A corpse. : thief
• Chuck Norris : Degenerate
• A PC w/ a CD of saved Shack pages. This is what humanity consists of! : MuaaSan
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  a stone carved with a bunch of stuff on it. like buildings/foods/cities/peoplesfaces/animals/britneyspear... : Ripley
  • read it wrong. new item: astroglide : Ripley
• my platinum cock-ring : -Panther-
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  A can of Campbell's tomato soup. : c0bra
  • no way, Campbell's Chunky! : slax0r
  • Actually, this one is an interesting idea. Kind of speaks about our industrialization(sp?) and our need f... : -=fatman=-
• money : archon
• A tall black obelisk. : malevolence
• an electric guitar? : Orthox
• A BIBLE! : jokemon
• Uhh, whats the species, thats the variable... : thief
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  a piece of paper with, "No, you're gay" written on it. : slax0r
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    ^^^ the win! : -Panther-
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      but you'd have to spell it "your" : -Panther-
      • or ur. : TheCrazyPickleMaker
• for me, it would be a flask of alcohol. GIVE EM A DRINK AND SEE IT SHRINK! : Morgin
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  Cannabis : overtoke
  • ^^ I like this post : Kashmir
• a red rose : Halen
• A picture of a freshly used battlefield. : thomas jefferson
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  A nuclear bomb. : awoihjaweohr
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    wondered why it took so long for someone to suggest this : Morgin
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      maybe because it doesn't represent us as a whole? : Halen
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        i realize that, you are just such a cynical bunch i figured it woulda topped the list! : Morgin
        • good point : Halen
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        The epitome of our love of war and self-destructive urges? I think that represents us. : awoihjaweohr
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          not as whole, it doesn't : Halen
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            Can you name a human civilazation that doesn't or hasn't warred? : awoihjaweohr
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              I also can't name a human civilization that hasn't loved. :/ : UtilityMaximizer
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                Exactly. If war was humanity's defining aspect, we wouldn't be around right now. : Vantage
                • I don't see how it could even have a defining aspect. Brain mass to body mass ratio, perhaps? I mean, t : UtilityMaximizer
                • Who's to say we won't be around, because of war, in a 100 years? or 50? Actually come to think of it, we ... : awoihjaweohr
• http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000002HOM/qid=1032912195/sr=2-3/ref=sr_2_3/102-8468213-5164129 : Solar Jetman
• Probably a book of mathematics. Math is the basis for all of our science and technology. And those two ... : boolean
• An evil cyborg that stands 30ft tall and is bent on laying waste to everything in its path. It would be ... : TheCrazyPickleMaker
• credit card : Silent1
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  Dark Side of The Moon in a cd player glued shut with headphones glued to it. : Kashmir
  • *PEARL JAM'D*]b : MuaaSan
• A bottle of Bacardi. : slaptits
• Either one of theos Head Things from Easter Island or one of the Egyptian Pyrmids. Maybe they could fi... : TroZ
• A porno mag : Kashmir
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  An armed thermonuclear warhead. If we are "wiped out" then fuck them too >:( : Dreagon
  • i like this post : locobastard
  • it'd have to be a big one 8^P : archon
• A dollar bill. : mofo