Evening Reading

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• ^ghey : podizzle
• ___________^ghey : podizzle
• ________________^ghey : podizzle

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  can i have noodles with that? : ohmm
  • skynet?? bahhaa!!!! who wants pancakes : ohmm
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  what version are you using? 2.5.7 here and there's errors all over the place :( : ghale
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    Ah damn I suck. Failed to mention that I have tested it with version 3.* Upgrading shouldnt be a problem... : bitshifter
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      okay...kewl. I usually look for new versions of all the software I use, but I haven't checked on this one... : ghale
      • Well then you will be glad to know that the latest version checks for updates automatically :p : bitshifter
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  Outstanding work, young Jedi. I upgraded (thanks for that little reminder) and your search doohickey wor : ezkilla
  • Heh. Well I didn't use the wizard thingy, I just stole some code from other searches, mainly the google s... : bitshifter
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  It doesnt work w/ Mozilla :( : skynet
  • Mozilla > * : xakmalice
  • Uh oh. I don't even know if the search bar works with mozilla at all. Gotta check : bitshifter

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• WTF did you do? : Visceral Monkey

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  Not if you are in a tank. : -=fatman=-
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    or if you have the crazy car thief ninja skills. : roushimsx
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      ...and pirate in the passenger seat and a "package" in the trunk. : -=fatman=-
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        and you are on fire ? : jedi_27
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          Going 140mph. : Flawless Cowboy
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            Are the Ninjas on fire as well? : xakmalice
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              at 140mph? fuck yea. : roushimsx
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                But are clowns involved in any way?? : -=fatman=-
                • ofcource, they are in the truck, dancing and pranzing : BigT

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• http://www.vidavision.com/entertainment/vgizmo/images/gremlins-2.jpg : ostrichboy
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  You have Gremlins. : skynet
  • fuck you guys, I'm being serious. : jerkinisnice
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  Sounds like a bad case of leprechauns. : gegtik
  • To think, the shack was once helpful. : jerkinisnice
• Have you been summoning daemons? : Odoyle
• sorry. i don't have an a: drive : lacker
• It wants mansex : Shadore66
• sprinkle holy water on a disk and insert it diagonally into your rectum : gegtik
• maybe its the floppy connector on the mobo. do some diags using the mobo software. : fatbeaner
• bad bearing in fan : BigT

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• You are such an anti-social nerd. : geedeck

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  The end of an era. : xakmalice
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    256x256 maximum texture size? I won't miss it. : the archvile
    • Someone had to open the trail and they did it : %61non
• i wish ut 2003 would support the voodoo cards :( : Drunken Pimp

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• Find out at 10 : kreggers
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  The package turned out to be medical equipment. No explosives have been found in the vehicles, so far, : -Panther-
  • The thing is, they need to keep active like this to show the public that something is actively being done... : xakmalice
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  this is the fucked up part: "The woman said she heard the men discuss explosives and said Americans wo : disco
  • Stupid hick waitresses. The guy probably said "indigestion makes me cry like a teen" or some other stupi... : Phil
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    They probably said that to fuck with her because they knew she was evesdropping, like on that Seinfeld ep... : x-eyd|mary
    • Hahah, that was a great episode. I loved it when George freaked out on that reporter over at Jerry's pla... : Phil
    • Yeah I knew someone who was arrested for putting on an Irish accent and threatning to bomb a curry house ... : koder

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• wow.. thats.. some story.. : mad-d00d
• btw, repost that shit in werd.. : mad-d00d

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  OMG MAYBE TODAY! uNF uNF! OHHHHHH! : xakmalice
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    Don't get too excited. There's a very strong possibility that it will get delayed "another two weeks".. : Maddog_Delphi97
    • OMG WE FORGOT TO SEED RAND! TWO WEEKS!! : the archvile
    • Yeah, I know. :( Still, I'm wearing my UT t-shirt today just in case. :) : xakmalice

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• and here i was thinking you were mr. nice and proper : lacker
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  i dont watch local news. tell me what happened. : fatbeaner
  • yeah what'd you do mr sleepy? : disco
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  what did you do. : Silent Wolf
  • "What did you do Ray?" : geedeck

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  youre lucky I didnt do all four of them : Degenerate
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    VANDAL EXPOSED!!! We will anal-probe you until you confess : xakmalice
    • just be sure you use the wide probe. I spent the night with fatman. : Degenerate
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    GO IRISH}G GO! : jedi_27
    • ouch! : xakmalice
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      you apply tags about as well as the Irish play football : Degenerate
      • Hahaha. I was about to type the same thing, but about the Rams :D : x-eyd|mary
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5519496 hmmmmmmmm : roushimsx

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• a losing combination! : ventro
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  Blatently stolen from angst technology! Star Wars is better with pants 25 Lines From Star Wars That... : Hizzow
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    hehe great, I didn't knew that. : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • What the hell? My Engrish is b0rked, time for a nap. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • GUN : matrix
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    -5 cool points for reposting :( it's been around here for a week :) : mad-d00d
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      Frst I've seen it, and it's funny as hell :) : x-eyd|mary
      • mmh, yea I guess you're right. I'll try not to post such stuff again. : mad-d00d
    • yeah I think we should ban hizzow... I enjoyed his post, you necroturd : male/grunt
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      Dude... I havn't seen it.. So Shoot me... : Hizzow
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        First time I saw it. TEH FUNNAY! :) : xakmalice
        • yeah... it took me a few extra minutes to calm down to actualy attempt to post it. It had me ROLLING! : Hizzow
  • seen it before but its still fucking hilarious "24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants." love th... : disembodied potato

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  bumpage for butthole surfers nostalgia : karl hungus
  • Thanksgivin's comin' up, fourth of July... : the archvile
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  hah, I remember buying that album. what a waste of money. that's the only good song on there (maybe one m... : -Panther-
  • great song, though : x-eyd|mary

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  I once fap'd to a fantasy where I raped some chick. Yea, its fucked up but I could never ever really d... : rosewood
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    PS - I bring this up cause it was a discussion on Love Line either tonight or last night, I forget which,... : rosewood
    • Rape fantasy where the girl doesnt want to but you are so good she ends up enjoying it is great! :O : radula
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    heh you dont want this googled and you actually get busted for sexual assault :-) : ghost in my shell
    • I never have and never ever will, just was a fantasy Im sure there are others here that have had this ... : rosewood
• I once fapped to goatse!!!!! : Vorlonesque
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  I cant beleive no one replied to this :< : rosewood
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    I can't even believe you posted it =P : x-eyd|mary
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      ITs a damn honest question I want to see what deep dark fantasys current 15-40 year old men have, it w... : rosewood
      • in other words, you feel really guilty and you want to see what other sick shit people post so you don't ... : jasonepowell
      • I fantastize about sucking cock for weed! : arizona bay
• Schoolgirls. Seriously. I think it's disgusting and socially unacceptable, and yet.. ugh.. I'm going to g... : roushimsx
• I've thought of a lot of fucked up stuff, all consensual but still weird... better not to let the cat(s .... : male/grunt
• I like to masturbate to the thought of myself masturbating to thoughts of being naked thinking about mast... : xakmalice
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  i think of steve gibson nakkid and dancing : Utopia
  • we all do :( : mad-d00d
  • fap fap fap : roushimsx
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  Tunneling Gerbils : Firebone (3501) : Phil
  • Z-Z-Z-Z-ZING!!! : x-eyd|mary

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  christ that rules : urbansling
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    and check this one out new 954rr http://www.esportbike.com/wwwthreads/files/4-196749-CBR954RR_large_02.... : multisync
    • that one reminds me of an R1 : aelius
• yeah you won't die on that! : snuff
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  omg i love what they did w/ the exhaust : aelius
  • and it gives you a heated seat! : Degenerate
• FPS (faps per second) = 7 !!!! : melancoholicz
• I am fapping right now : ostrichboy
• looks like a true "the bitch fell off" motorcycle. : the archvile

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• My lucky day! : matrix

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  how do they fit? I can't tell from the picture how they're retained : MoNsTeR
  • They fit really well, if not there are 2 other sizes : Rageaholic

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• eh? : Caboose
• link damnit! link! : Degenerate
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  "More than 3 hours, less than 24 (probably)" : 0Wingfan
  • Yeah, that's some comedy :) : Odoyle
• today maybe the day, or have i missed it? : Silent1
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  http://65.168.118.198:8888/video/pull : Tissen
  • sweet! : Degenerate
  • heh, if my double Telecom class is called off, I'll have more time to prepare. : the archvile
  • OMG I think I just creamed. :( I am SUCH a UT fanboy, and I'm proud to admit it. This game will end m... : xakmalice
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  for those of us that can't connect, what does it say? : -Panther-
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    "More than 3 hours, less than 24 (probably)" :) : xakmalice
    • not any more, it says "go outside get fresh air it's 5+ hours away" then something I can't read : ostrichboy
• I will pwn you all. If I can get away from bf1942. : Phil
• I think I had more fun waiting for the demo, avoiding the IHV, and watching shakeycam footage than I will... : roushimsx

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• Depends on the size of the tube. : roushimsx
• only if you dill is bigger than the tube... : Gandalf

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• thanks! you too man. : Degenerate
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  That's gotta be fear of Friday the 13th? : ezkilla
  • no, its a fear of Trisket crackers : kreggers
  • fear of the number 13. : fatbeaner
• http://www.dictionary.com/wordoftheday/ exposed! :p : -Panther-

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  Its not going to cost $500 per license to upgrade from Office 97. : Degenerate
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    Some corp lics are about that much : rosewood
    • For all of Office, maybe. Not for just Word. : bringer

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• I'd rather s3x0r teh ladies but thx. : Phil

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  Does she voice the prostitutes? Cause that would be hot. : gegtik
  • fappidty fap fap fap fap : roushimsx
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    no she does misty. : disembodied potato
    • If she does Misty, can I do her? : roushimsx
    • oh she plays misty? for who? : Kiwi Man

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  yeah they've taken in 4 guys that were suspected of doing harm to south fl, i live 5 minutes away from th... : Silent1
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    oh yea, what excectly was going on there....halfasleep when cnn breaking news showed a car in the middle ... : nurall
    • well they've just said "they're not suspects yet and are not charged with any crim yet". They went straig... : Silent1
    • oh they found "triggers" for explosives, but no explosives in the car. : Silent1
    • the fbi has complety taken over now, miami police are not involved anymore. : Silent1
• Some hottie waitress (i dunno really) at some grease stain highway pit stop heard these guys say "America... : rosewood
• Breaking news: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5519435 : gegtik

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  kick the tires and light the fires. : the archvile
  • let's rock. : gl2 drivers
  • UT2k3 is IN and HOT. : Caboose
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  holy shit! doomsday is come : mad-d00d
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    if someone replies with another dnf joke here i think ill blow my brains out : gl2 drivers
    • I saw the link on www.gaminggroove.com ! Second best.. : gingerninja
• Sweet. Uhhh, I think I'm getting a stomach flu or the plague or something. I may need to go home ;) : x-eyd|mary
• Somebody better wake Steve up. : Degenerate
• he is just uploading a new html file that says "Next Week" : rosewood
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  heh i recall some of you making fun of some idiot waiting 50 days for Turok: Evolution...this is the same... : ghost in my shell
  • and we're not getting pissed on by drunks in the street. : Degenerate
• ahh those sons of bitches i'm going to my mom place.. and the land of DIALUP and they fucking pull that ... : locobastard
• Does anyone know where to get instructions to set something like that webcam and ticker deal up? : Flawless Cowboy
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  3 hours or less? omg! we need to wake steve up! : mad-d00d
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    oh :( i read that wrong, its more than 3 hours ;( : mad-d00d
    • 3 hours < 2 weeks (2 months) : kreggers
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    more than three hours, less than 24. probably. : Degenerate
    • yea, was fapping too fast.. : mad-d00d
• This wont be out today, it will be out 3am Sunday night, like all "weekend" demos come out. : ghost in my shell