Evening Reading

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• I slept with my best friend's sister. That was very weird. : kn32
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  was riding in the back of a pickup truck and we got stuck at the ass end of a traffic jam. two more truck... : roushimsx
  • Thanks for the amazing story. That's exactly the type of events I'm interested in. :) : SlimJim
  • Wow man, that's some crazy shit... : Nullzero
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  Two words: Anal Probe. : lazarusb
  • omg, pics + divx please!! : kn32
• playing some intense netquake back in college, girl sits down in my lap, I wrap my arm around her to reac... : davatar
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  some aliens gave me a big pollution vacuum and a hug. : vodor
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    Now add more details and try and make that actually believable and you'll see it's impossible to make tha... : SlimJim
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      Uhh ok. impossible to make it up huh? Exactly how many drugs have you done in your life? : zakk
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        Surprisingly, I've never even been in the presence of any. : SlimJim
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          aliens must have visited you in your sleep and given you massive amounts of drugs without you knowing. : vodor
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            Are you clinging onto reality or life as you know it? What is it about this topic that makes you so defe... : SlimJim
            • it's all in good fun. seriously. the odds are in favor of aliens existing. probably even smart ones. they : vodor
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          A person who has never done drugs can not fathom the amount of fucked up shit you can make up and believe... : zakk
          • examples please! : mega man
          • ask anybody religious. : davatar
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      ok, they looked like this: \/ /----\ |O o | \ . / V : vodor
      • villagers demand pre tag :( : vodor
      • OMG! they gave you one of those pollution vacuum things too!?! I know those dudes. Holy shit can they par... : zakk
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  so, you want to awaken my nightmare memories eh. ok when i was still a small child, younger than 6 at lea... : mega man
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    That's an interesting event. You might be a contactee. I'd like to know your age if you don't mind. : SlimJim
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      uhh i forgot to mention we had a cat, i think. im really starting to hope we had a cat now. i knew i shou... : mega man
      • 20.. One thing I've noticed is the visitor experiences stop while people are going through their's 20's f... : SlimJim
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  Here's a little piece of hell for ya: Driving home in the rain at about 4:30 am from work as a hotdog ... : Solstice
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    That's some fucked up shit right there. I ride a "crotch rocket" as well - I hear about stories like this... : king
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      Yah my dad works in the ER at the busiest hospital in Calgary. Thanks Dad!! I'll never see meatloaf o... : Solstice
      • meatloaf, haha. : zakk
  • Oh and addendum: This little "life experience" has been with me everyday since... : Solstice
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    woah.. intense. : ZedAgent
    • Kinda sheds a little light as to why Solstice is such a mellow laid back individual Eh? grin : Solstice
  • that is a fantastic story. : vodor
  • Holy shit. : {Venger}
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  Too-perfect lights shining in my bedroom window growing up and then moving in a very unique manner. I'm s... : drodver
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    :) I had an event a couple of summers ago. I went to bed. Sometime during the night I suddenly "woke... : SlimJim
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      how old were you when this happened? NO i wouldnt have tried to look out the window especially if i t... : mega man
      • I think I was 20 or 21. : SlimJim
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      Interesting. So anything else related to this happen? And this is what got you interested in the pheno... : {Venger}
      • That whole summer had events. But it was the only summer of all my summers. Several nights, I could h... : SlimJim
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      I didn't feel anything odd or whatever other than being freaked out. I have pair of adjacent windows in m... : drodver
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        "I couldn't see much since it was in my eyes" That's fascinating. They could have been reading your m... : SlimJim
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          You're trying too hard. I never concluded what it was or even if it was some crazy psycological trick my ... : drodver
          • Well, maybe they will stop by now. :) Let me know if they do. : SlimJim
        • SJ, where do you live? : kn32
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      Yeah, or a car driving off. You want to believe too much. : kn32
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        who doesn't? : thekidd
        • I believe there is intelligent life beyond this planet, but I wouldn't rush to judgement when some strang... : kn32
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        He said there was only a valley with no roads behind his house. He would have been able to tell if it wa... : SlimJim
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          Cars don't go offroad sometimes? I'd believe that before an alien aircraft taking off just outside his ho... : kn32
          • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5455220 : drodver
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        Assuming it wasn't a trick my mind was playing I am confident it was no car. The light was too even unlik... : drodver
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          Maybe one of the farmers was looking for something outside with a high powered flashlight. He could've se... : kn32
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            I'd agree with you if that explination fit the observed behavior. Because of the crest of the hill they e... : drodver
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              Yeah, it was also very early in the morning and you were probably more than a little scared. Forgive me i... : kn32
              • Your doubt is warented. This did happen more than once thought and even if things are perfectly remembere... : drodver
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  When I was a real little kid, 5 maybe, I used to have to wait for this ghost to cross the hallway by the ... : Chicks Dig Me
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    oohh.. creepy.. : ZedAgent
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      Shack Ghost stories still updated? :) : {Venger}
      • yeah, just added a couple new ones the other day! : ZedAgent
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    What would happen if you didn't wait? : SlimJim
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      I don't know, I always waited. : Chicks Dig Me
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        What did the ghost look like? Was it human in shape or just a shape? Was it bigger then you were? : SlimJim
        • Don't remember too much other then it being a woman and thinking it was like a witch. : Chicks Dig Me
• Special Agent SlimJim Mulder : king
• Other than being born and not managing to get killed doing all those stupid things I did as a kid? Not t... : RatBastard
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  back in high school, one night, and i ended up falling asleep with all the lights on. however, i was awak... : -mu-
  • Power surge maybe : drodver
  • Could have been them... :) : SlimJim
• I dislike you all. It's 5am, no way I'm going to sleep now. : thekidd
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  ooh ooh actually I have one of my own. One night, no different from any other, I spring awake at like 2:3... : ZedAgent
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    Pretty strange you woke up all suddenly like that. I can't even begin to explain it. : SlimJim
    • me either. I occasionally have weird sleeping habits, like waking up in a panic convinced that I overslep... : ZedAgent
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    Stranger coincidences have occured. That's all it was, nothing more. : kn32
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      In your avid debunking, I sense you have some vested interest in this? What is it you know that we don't... : SlimJim
      • I'm fascinated by stories of the strange and supernatural. The thing I know, that you all should too, is ... : kn32
    • I'm idealistic, and I must say I agree with you. I'm sure that's all it was, but that's quite an eery coi... : ZedAgent
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  I imagine there is quite a bit of anxiety in the whole state waiting on the "big one"? : SlimJim
  • That was a reply to #2740... : SlimJim
• Arthur The Plant was abducted! : excessus
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  (copied/pasted from 'ghosts of the shack' (linked on shackstuff.tk)) I didnt want to retype, heh one t... : tomservo
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    That's amazing! That hooded one, that's the same one Whitley first encountered. You should read the fir... : SlimJim
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      I own it. Ive never brought myself to beable to read it... the cover alone freaks me out (I have a reall... : tomservo
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        My older sister bought the copy I have. Old paper back like yours. This one is I think from 1988. She ... : SlimJim
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          the cover really freaks me out... I had it on my desk for a while, but it was face-down on purpose... I t... : tomservo
          • Just wait till you want to read it or feel like reading it; then read it. : SlimJim
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  My parents came to visit me at college one time. I got up a bit late, rather fuzzed out, and could not fi... : jcupitt
  • That's weird in a nutty way O.o : {Venger}
  • you DO realize, that by reuiniting the socks with their matching mates, you've doomed us all? once sep... : thekidd
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  I have 2 http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=3897016 http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=3619996 : drucifer
  • the impact of reallife on dreams is really quite amazing. good example of this is to fall asleep to BB... : thekidd
  • Haha you made me laugh pretty loud in class with that first story :D : {Venger}
• My ex-gf admitting she was a bitch to me and apologizing for it : pharoah mike
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=3256067 : Odoyle
• My father died about a year and a half ago from cancer. For 6 weeks I was just pissed off about it. He wa... : x-eyd|mary

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  Football on a thursday? : kn32
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    Yessir. First time that the NFL premier is in primetime! In ESPN @ 8:30pm EST. Be there or be umm ... : xakmalice
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      Sweet, it's the niners too. I don't have a hometeam, so I've been rooting for them. : kn32
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        The Niners and the Steelers will be in the Superbowl this year, with the Steelers beating them 38 - 20. :... : xakmalice
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          38 is a lot of points. I thought the Niners were supposed to have some good D this year. : kn32
          • I think they have one of the top 3 defenses this year. On the other hand, I've been keeping an eye on Pi... : xakmalice
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          J- E - T - S > dullphins : x-eyd|mary
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            * > Dolphins :'( : xakmalice
            • Yeah, I don't think the phins are gonna have a very good year this year. Both lines are weak. : x-eyd|mary
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            WOOOOOOOOOOOO JETS JETS JETS!!! : uberp00
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              Another Jets fan?? Outstanding. : x-eyd|mary
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                so like, theres three of you now? : jasonepowell
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                  Yeah, and one's banned :( : x-eyd|mary
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                    /me misses Davecrazy : kn32
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                      me too. He posts once in a while on a Jet msgboard that I post on, though. : x-eyd|mary
                      • He's at Squabble a lot too. His ban isn't permanent, is it? : kn32
                • omg! that was fucking funny as hell. thanks Jep. i almost died : jedi_27
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  Yes, life is once again complete. - NFL Sunday Ticket: Ordered - NFL Enhancement Package: purchased, ... : x-eyd|mary
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    OMG I forgot about the NFL Enhancement Package!!! GAH! Thanks for the kick in the ass. I'll get righ... : xakmalice
    • heh, "the package", hehe : moshman
  • Hahah Truly an American Icon! : pigp3n
• *fap* : s_dubya
• NINERRRRRRRRRRRRRS : Wolfanoz
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  Yep folks, you heard it right, my complete and total ownage of Shack FFL will begin today. : jasonepowell
  • no, I think Steinbrener Clay has bought the title. : Degenerate
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  THe only team that matters is The Steelers. : arizona bay
  • we shall see. it's all on KORDELL to repeat his performance last year. i hope he does deliver. but i h... : jedi_27
• Chief's > all other football teams : wykd
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  NFL > MLB. : the archvile
  • * < NBA : kn32
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    Having somebody cut open my scrotum while a midget pulls out and unwinds my testicals and chokes me to de... : arizona bay
    • Hahah visual'd. : pigp3n
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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5330923 : proclone1
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    My 6-yr old niece plays soccer. It's such a manly sport. : xakmalice
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      hah, tell that to the rest of the world, flag spooger : proclone1
      • I love how a friendly conversation turns into name-calling. You're cool. : xakmalice
• I'm rooting for the Falcons. I don't have any delusions that they'll win, but they should put on a good ... : smoy

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  I have been out of highschool for 3 years now. I still live with momy, not in college and probably never... : TheCrazyPickleMaker
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    Sounds EXACTLY like my life/situation. What are your plans going to be. What job do you have now? : SlimJim
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      The thing is I don't have any plans. Its like I'm in limbo. I wash dishes as if you could't guess. : TheCrazyPickleMaker
      • Well, the only things I want to do for the rest of my stay here: Get a job. Move out. Hot rod my 5.0... : SlimJim
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        So, which state do you live in? : SlimJim
        • I live in Missouri. : TheCrazyPickleMaker
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    thats pretty fucked up right there ;< : mista mista
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      Explain. : SlimJim
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        sounds like he gave up, and thats pretty bad if your be alive for another 50 years or so : mista mista
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          gave up? Not hardly. I just don't expect anything out of life. : SlimJim
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            if you have goals you expect something : mista mista
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              I guess, but not like people I know. I'm not totally money driven like they are. I'm more concerned abo... : SlimJim
              • heh, same here on that front : hawkeye
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    wow...your bcyoohoo! : davi00a1
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      i like my job.. sorta.. hey at least i don't work for a supermarket : bcyoohoo
      • at least i'm going college and trying to do something with my life...by the way...FYI: THE IRS SUCKS! : davi00a1
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  I don't qualify, but I can I tell you about my friend? : smoove
  • Please do. : SlimJim
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    Still typing? :) : SlimJim
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      heh, sorry. preoccupied. Sorry, it's a little late. So, I got a friend. Not to bright academically. Ha... : smoove
      • He's way more motivated and outgoing then I'll ever be though. I'm just not money driven. I don't lik... : SlimJim
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  I dont think you will find your story here.. We are the few the proud the losers. : palewussy
  • Yeah, but you all have jobs and live on your own. I'm still stuck in that last summer after highschool. : SlimJim
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  I would HATE living at home. : suicidemachine
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    Sorry, I might have asked you this before, but I forgot. How did you end up in Georgia? : SlimJim
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      Well, to put a long story short, I came out to my parents about 2 years ago. The reaction to it (from the... : suicidemachine
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        My older sister is married and lives in Florida. I've been tossing around the idea of moving in with the : SlimJim
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          I really dont know how well the job market is down there, here in georgia, it sucks. A fresh start can re... : suicidemachine
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            Actually, I think I'm screwed no matter where I go. My "resume" looks like trash. 6 month - 1 year spac... : SlimJim
            • are you good at what you do? do you do anything yet? : ease_one
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          depends on where you go in FL and what you want to do, I've heard good things about the West Palm Beach/B... : hawkeye
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            How about the Orlando area? : SlimJim
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              anything involving tourists, Disney's almost always hiring in some area or another, Universal's the same : hawkeye
              • er, I should've clarified that, I didn't mean people who live in Orlando suck, I meant the people in Orla... : hawkeye
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                My sister's neighborhood is out in the swamp and they have to drive 15 - 20 minutes just to go somewhere ... : SlimJim
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                  it's because of all the old fucks down here, they complain if the speed limit is higher than 35mph : hawkeye
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                    They dont call it "Gods Waiting Room" for nothing! : suicidemachine
                    • hahaha, someone else knows the term! :D : hawkeye
• I got out of HS in 85, started to go to college.. then got sick of the whole school thing. by 86 I was s... : beastrabban
• I lived at home till I was 25. (actually, I had lived out and about for a while. then I moved home.) : Kaiser
• I dropped out of HS in 1997, went to college and came out with 2 diplomas (in different fields) and am no... : verbatim
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  I live at home, started community college after highschool (graduated in 2000), quit after failing one se... : NukeDukem
  • You make $2400USD a month DELIVERING PIZZA? Jebus.. I'm never tipping the pizza guy again... : Vantage
  • O_O that's a fuckload of money dude : hawkeye
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    $2400/ month... pizza guy... DIE...... DIE...... DIE...... thats the last time i tip the local pizza ... : locobastard
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      That makes no sense. "YOU MAKE A LOT OF MONEY SO YOU DESERVE NO TIP". Its well earned money, I waste my... : NukeDukem
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        i didnt say NO tip i usually give out $5-$7 tips... because they get the pizza here hot and in one piece... : locobastard
        • If everyone gave $5-7 tips I would make substancially more than $2500/month :) : NukeDukem
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        Dude.. I'm never tipping a pizza guy again. 2400 bucks a month won't get a tip from me. : snuff
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          Most pizza guys get the shaft. He's a lucky m0f0. : PantherX
          • Yes, for one, Im a good driver and take lots of orders, and I work in a nice area. That still moronic lo... : NukeDukem
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  "real jobs" are for saps, if you have a success story it better involve the words "TAX EXILE" >:( : Toraz Chryx
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    When I say "real job" I'm talking about the jobs our parents have had our whole lives. My Dad worked at ... : SlimJim
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      yeah, I know that's what you meant. but I don't consider spending your (or my, or anyone elses) life w... : Toraz Chryx
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        I don't see anyway out. I'm going to cut my kids some slack and not have any. This is bullshit. This i... : SlimJim
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          That's kinda my point. :) working your ass off for 40 years isn't success, it's just a milder form of ... : Toraz Chryx
          • I was really thinking of the Air Force rather seriously. Work for 20 years then retire, I'd end up retir : hawkeye
        • yeah, I don't see any way to really be happy on a 9-5 job I think one of my only goals is to have a wi... : hawkeye
• Sick for 5 years, never went to high school...GED class of 1998...Took ACTs, did real well, started at co... : adhy
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  I'm almost there, just need to stop spending all my money. Got a job in the County mail room, pretty f... : snuff
  • ... better paying jobs, OUT of the county. : snuff
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    See, your hung up on the money aspect and what you have is never enough. If I had your job, I'd be con... : SlimJim
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      Yeah it was cool at first when I didn't have shit to call my own. Then I bought a nice computer... DVD pl... : snuff
      • 900 bucks a month in food? ACK! I know of a way for you to save some money, my friend: Learn to cook a : project13
      • Yes the car.. Everywhere I've worked, I've always thought all those people would be SO MUCH better off i : SlimJim
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    I thought about being a mail man. Before I looked into it, I thought I'd just show up in the morning, th... : SlimJim
    • Oh my god dude, sorting mail is easy. Being on a route is awesome, you get out of the office, away from t... : snuff
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  I didn't mean to stay at home after I graduated, I had a place worked out and everything. I had even made... : haiku
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    you forgot to mention that you've now got crazy azn's living in your apartment ;( good story man, nice : hawkeye
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      She is behind me right now crashed out as always. She has slept here the last 2 nights straight and proba... : haiku
      • I dunno man, it sounds like a fun situation really. She looked like a decent person from the pics you po... : hawkeye
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    The part that gives me hope is that you had it kinda crappy for a while, but you stuck it out, and things... : SlimJim
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      I thought I was that way, but the more time I spent around cool people the more I realized I'm addicted t... : hawkeye
      • Yeah, but your a lot younger then I am. I didn't always used to be this way. I remember myself being wa... : SlimJim
  • Thanks for a good read! : {Venger}
• Here's my story. After high school I did the community college thing for a bit. Hated it. Then I decid... : PantherX
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  Become a bar tender. Story that will make everyone think I'm gay: I have a friend from high school ... : Homard
  • Oh yeah, and he claims to be stright, not that it matters.... : Homard
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    heh, if I were 21 I'd be all over bartender as sick as it sounds, I'd love to listen to some guy tell ... : hawkeye
    • only if it was a gay bar it would be about how his boyfriend fucked him in the ass... : Turd Ferguson
    • imagine it, you go to work about 7PM (hell, even 6PM or earlier wouldn't be too bad), you get home like 3... : hawkeye
  • It's gotta be the leather thong. : snuff
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    Well, if youre a dude, a gay bar is probably the best place to rack in the cash. A hot girl working at a... : NukeDukem
    • I would so flirt with them to get bigger tips : hawkeye
    • it's too bad i'm not hot : vodor
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  my sad story: dropped out of high school (odd that so many shackers here have done the same. guess we a... : cygnus
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    congratulations, you just made us all feel like our lives aren't so bad fuck man, that's awful, I can'... : hawkeye
    • then its my job to make you all feel better! :D : cygnus
    • this reminds me, I need to get new glasses : NukeDukem
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    Man, that really sucks. Have you tried to learn brailie yet? If your eyesight gets too bad, you're gonn... : PantherX
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      haha, i'll write that down. someone else suggested I learn braille, not a bad idea really. Might be eas... : cygnus
      • well, quit fappin or you'll go blind. : PantherX
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    wow, you just depressed the living fuck out of me. One question, doesn't these comment boards bother the... : kingdepork
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      well, i have sort of a lil 'spotlight' left in the centre of my vision, so i can still read what you guys... : cygnus
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        that's awesome to hear. we're actually affecting people in a good way around here (sometimes). :) : king_darius
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          on the downside he's probably seen goatse : hawkeye
          • etched into my mind for eternity. haha : cygnus
      • HOLY SHIT ok, we've got to stop now, doing good isn't part of the shack agenda ;( : hawkeye
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    I would bet that within the next ten or fifteen years, artificial eyes will become doable. Hell, I mean ... : swimmar
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      are you half deaf or do you have swimmars ear?! HAHAHAHA. I'm a retard : kingdepork
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        Uh... the first one. : swimmar
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          sorry for the bad pun, i wub joo. : kingdepork
          • It was pretty bad. :-) : swimmar
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      I saw this thing on CNN a few months ago (ER too?) about a guy who had the begining stages of that. He ... : Homard
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        Just musing, but I wonder if artificial eyesight will evolve exactly like games did. First everything is... : Duke Nukem Forever
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          probably not. It's not like artificial vision gets a bunch of vertices and has to render it. Even if it d... : darweidu
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            that'd be wack if you could install plugins for your artificial vision.. like have it render the image wi... : ZedAgent
            • I don't think artificial vision is going to replace any part of our brain. Our brain has a fucking un-mat... : darweidu
  • Saying that you wouldn't be able to find pleasure in life because you are becoming partially or completel : {Venger}
• i joined the army. : 82nd
• Finish School, got a good diploma, took a year off during which I worked for MS, went to Uni for 5 years,... : moshman
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  my cousin had a leaerning disorder and he was always cutting class in high school. so his parents decided... : braindead
  • tis a nice story : proclone1
  • Ah yes, the cousin. : Anti_dentite
• Fuck man I have a degree and a job and bills and shit and still feel like a total fucking pos..I went to ... : smdever
• I blew off high school (they graduated me because they didn't want me back), got a job as a union laborer : x-eyd|mary