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• ICO : clue

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  Try to get some weapons and don't rely on just spells. Or is this just a troll? : Tissen
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    no, I'm being serious.. I got all the weapons in the room with the golem and it takes forever for me to k... : jerkinisnice
    • Make sure you are equipping your party members whth weapons that they are proficient whith. Look at the s... : Tissen
• minsc should be able to kill just about anything if you gave him a sword, especially those little mephits... : grendel

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  I don't know but AC2 is fun. : wykd
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    ac2? : Toraz Chryx
    • asheron's call 2 : cigam
  • give it a week or 2 and you'll think differently. : grandmasterlee
• it's a bug with the new VAC, the server op has to reset it or something and if he doesn't you'll get the ... : tunis5000

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• Seen it before, but Nvidia = pwnd nonetheless : nomaad
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  hmm, that would mean DOOM3 in one pass on NV30 instead of 2 passes.. Not that the image quality would suf... : moshman
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    when is it 'supposed' to be released? : ^-SeaWolf-^
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      Bundled with TF2 and DNF3 : Mantoid
      • Fuck! You beat me to it! : Sebastian Sylvan
      • TF-who and DN-what? : ^-SeaWolf-^
    • Apparently, as long as the design is taped out by November, it should be out by next Febuary or so. : moshman
• I am waiting for the NV30 to be released! slslslslslslslslslslslslslslslslsls : brutal
• cool! Wafer-circuit CPU's! the T100 series infiltrator ... Happy Judgement day Shackers! : WarhawK

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• I look funny but yo I'm makin money, see : fart
• so world i hope you're ready for me...now gather round : ctlaltl33t
• im the new fool in town, and my sound's laid down by tha underground : ctlaltl33t
• drink a bottle a hennessy ya got on yo shelf : ctlaltl33t
• so just let me introduce myself, my name is humpty : ctlaltl33t
• pronounced with a UMPTY : uberp00

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  Auto-degauss? : Warlock
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    that is my guess too. : moshman
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      If I do a degauss I get a drastically different effect. The sound is more like running into a lightpost t... : {Venger}
      • maybe,just maybe your monitor and video card lost sync for a second or two. : brutal
      • Yeah, I was thinking you probably know what a degauss sounds and looks like. I have never heard of anyth... : moshman
      • the noise isn't unsusual, sometimes mine makes a VVRROING!!! when I wake it up, and always when I degauss... : haikeebah!
  • I'm with you on that one. : brutal
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    It just did this out of nowhere? Power cord get jiggled out of the socket (either on surge protector or w... : haikeebah!
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      Surge protectors do not exist outside your defunct country sir. Atleast I havent seen any. My monitor is ... : {Venger}
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        Oh my there is 1337 Euro voltage reg technology we haven't stolen?! Alert the President! : haikeebah!
        • Not reallly elite but it does work atleast : {Venger}
      • it's also possible that power was stopped for just a second or a low power .errr brown out. : brutal
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  i have never dropped a needle ontop of the hood of a car : filthysock
  • Its a Euro thing : {Venger}
• I had an old 17" monitor did that until it the screen finally stayed black. You should talk to a repair g... : tension

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  well, at least with the large one you could go into pr0n. : moshman
  • Yeah that's a payday in yr pants. : haikeebah!
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  The point being that either you have a small dick but you are styll physically able to have sex, or you h... : Sebastian Sylvan
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    Dude vaginas stretch pretty damn large with a moderate amount of foreplay. : firebone
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      Yeah but I sometimes have problems getting my "gear" in and I can tell you that I'm nowhere near 35 cm lo... : Sebastian Sylvan
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        Just take it to the backdoor, plenty of a long enough hallway there. : firebone
        • The downside being that the girl in questioh will need to wear a diaper for the rest of her life since I ... : Sebastian Sylvan
      • You're doing it wrong then. : trove
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    Are you faced with picking one of these two? Go with the smaller guy, it wont be as painful for you. You'... : {Venger}
    • hehehe :) :) : moshman
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      ROFLOL! Ever since I had you venger my mangina is stretched to the max. : Sebastian Sylvan
      • I cannot confirm nor deny this information :x : {Venger}
• Small. No question. : Midshift

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  thanks. please die in your sleep. night! : ZedAgent
  • haha you lose : sikander
• have I seen that before? : rosewood

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• what are doing here? : filthysock

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• only shoot stationary enemies, or ones running directly towards you/away from you : pyide
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  Ya know, I'm kinda glad the netcode or whatever sucks on BF1942. If the sniping were as effective as the... : smax
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    I agree, it totally ruins a game with open terrain if snipers are dead accurate. : Old_Fart
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      The sniper is ok as it is - but you need to be able to hit players when moving (with any gun). Close ran... : lazarusb
      • I think the Sniper rifle is ok...but it should do more damage, or have a faster reload time. : pun][sher
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  Give the few a few seconds to stablilize while your player composes himself. : boolean
  • duuurrr, give the view a few seconds : boolean
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  Make sure your ping is under 400ms. : pigvomit
  • and your fps over 40 : BadRespawn
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  When you first take aim, your view waivers a bit then settles down, onces it's settled down and that 'lil... : BiGBuLL
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    I could out snipe you ;) and vice versa :0 anyway see those little weeds and plants and grass things pop... : quietb0y
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      Oh, and use the voice commands! you are a SCOUT sniper. let you team know when the tank is moving from th... : quietb0y
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        lol, that happened on this public server I was playing on. I was doing pretty good, so all of a sudden t... : BiGBuLL
        • HAAHA, it isn't just the noobs unfortunatly. It happens all the time. : quietb0y
  • Oh yeah, one thing they do need to fix is that after you die the game points out who killed yeah and wher... : BiGBuLL
• http://members.shaw.ca/ventro/articles/ read there for AWESOMA TIPSA!! : ventro

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• HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. I AM A STUDENT IN UNIVERSITY. I LOVE LISTENING TO MUSIC,RIDING A BICYCLE AND LOOKIN : hawkeye
• come on, you know what little elephant really means! : moshman
• How much does it cost to have one mailed to me? : chuk
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  Just make sure she's really a woman before you place that order. You probably don't want a mail order DG... : RatBastard
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    I don't even want to know what you'd want to mail-order... :< : Vantage
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      A hot, tall, beautiful, red-headed Russian nympho. : RatBastard
      • If you happen to find two, send one this way m'kay? : mrraist-
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  that last one sounds hot. : vodor
  • Out of the contries I've browsed through so far, South Korea has by far the highest hot to not ratio. : Vantage
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  Carina, Age 18, Lives in Timra, Sweden wanna get to japan! I am a open minded but a little stubbor : Vantage
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    Timrå.. Hmm.. that's too far away from here =( : Tissen
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      Swedes is pretty small, compared to giants like Canada and the United States : Barbarian
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        Heh, You could fit several Swedens inside the province of Manitoba. ;) The closest major city to Winnip... : Vantage
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          Actually, that's not true. You could fit 1.5 swedens inside manitoba. You could fit over 3 Swedens insi... : Vantage
          • That doesn't automatically makes it worth it travelling 1000km just to see some girl with a Venger-like f... : Tissen
• I remember a while back some of those matchmaker sites would put up fake profiles to make their membershi... : TwiLyght
• http://www.asianeuro.com/Member_Profile.cfm?ID=32729 : Dr. Nick

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  I will take Kylie. : moshman
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    i pick Minogue ;-) : -TKF-
    • hehehe :) :) : moshman
• You pick whatever one you want. I'd be happy with the one left. : i am the baker

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• have fun. : jedi_27
• I like the 16X12 My next monitor will be able to support that res with a refresh rate of atleast 120!!!! ... : brutal
• You can do that with a GeForce2 32MB. Well, if DoD supported 1600x1200 that is. : {Venger}

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• 8000$ You can buy real love 2 times with that! : -TKF-

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  yeah, I hate pictures in signatures. people who use them should be dragged out onto the street and beaten... : jerkinisnice
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    I hate sigs where people post their PC specs, but for some people that's not enough and they have to add ... : TwiLyght
    • internal pc specs sigs are good for hardware/software troubleshooting boards, but no place else! : para:dig`m
• Yeah that's just about the gheyest thing going. Yeah I need to see your bad photoshop of Optimus Prime an... : haikeebah!
• Thank god we don't have penif's on the end of our posts! : brutal

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• beaten with sticks till dead I hope. : quietb0y

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• Does Zoomplyer the same? : -TKF-
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  I never let wmp connect to the internet for no reason, using ZoneAlarm : lord of tError
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    Well, that might work for wmp, but the problem is it has a embedded url in the media file, and opens what... : niteowl9
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      In that case... I dont know... you could look through the registry and see if you find something relevant... : lord of tError
      • Ya, been all through the registry, and gpedit.msc, now searching news groups on dejanews, found a few peo... : niteowl9
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  I've never had that happen is it a new toy for the dipshits to playwith? : quietb0y
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    Yeah that's new to me. Is it a WMP8 "feature"? : haikeebah!
    • actually i'm using 6.4 and it was happening with this one mpg i had : sundance

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• Bag of salt anyone? : moshman
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  your a little late to the party! http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?comments=22395# : brutal
  • Whoops! http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5430953 : brutal

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• lucky boi! : moshman
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  14 days since I started school and I still don't have an apartment. Commuting 65 miles every day isn't f... : Sebastian Sylvan
  • shit that sucks. The uni fucked up my accomodation in the last year and I spent the first 1-2 months slee... : moshman
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    Where are you studying? And what? : Tissen
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      Chalmers, datateknik : Sebastian Sylvan
      • That's the masters program in computer science and engineering at Chalmers for those of you who don't spe... : Sebastian Sylvan

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• you cleaned up, found Jesus... : warpdude

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  I see it on Kazaa : wykd
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    but that usually means nothing. you could be downloading 'DEBBIE DOES DALLAS' for all you/anyone knows. ... : jedi_27
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      Or a huge hello.jpg collage renamed. : TwiLyght
      • Even if it were real, I wouldn't download it. I would rather get the full effect from watching it in a t... : wykd
  • it could be anything. : moshman

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  would it be legal if someone leaked it on the net, or is that kind of like warez and stuff? : jerkinisnice
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    Have fun uploading 525 megs :\ : wykd
    • I wasn't insinuating I was going to leak it, I was hoping some mofo would leak it so I could play it. : jerkinisnice
• Yeah, hurry tho, over 5k already downloaded it. AC2 = sweet =) : wykd
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  Or you could just buy CGW and use fileshack : Crimsonbeak
  • cgw isn't out until the 9th tho, except for the few places where it was leaked. : wykd
  • yup, and move to the US to by CGW : moshman
• God damn gamespy : Mantoid
• Smart move... Lets see Steve do something like that for ehmm Eve-Online? : -TKF-
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  I'm almost willing to subscribe... almost. : quietb0y
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    Fileplanet is very nice if you're a member. No ads on the screen, and I'm always guaranteed a download s... : wykd
    • almost.... no. : quietb0y
• Some words of warning: 1) the latest patch (Friday) screwed over the log-in servers so they are severely... : gurgeh

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  I bought Quake2 on 12/26/97 :D : nomaad
  • My first q2 cd was purchased close to that date-but the disc was bad and I had returned it. I ended up wa... : brutal

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  Telnet? Or am I a newb? : wykd
  • telnet would certainly work as long as the UNIX box has a terminal server running :) : moshman
• cygwin + ssh? :) : Toraz Chryx

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• your momma dont need that : kingfish
• give her your cpu+mobo, she won't notice : Kashmir
• The retail Intel fan will do fine. : nomaad
• Just get the boxed processor as it comes with everything you will need and at a price you can afford. : brutal

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• Crystal Method, Prodigy, Fluke, Aphex Twin, Hybrid (my favorite, get the wider angle cd), BT, and some mo... : wykd
• Rammstein : Mantoid

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  bull fucking shit man. gta3 has a story : SPAZER
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    so what was the story? : stgdz
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      Um, lets see... You get framed by your girlfriend, sent to jail and broken out accidentally by the Columb... : futtbucker
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        spoiler??? : pigvomit
        • egads! sorry. : futtbucker
      • I think a lot of people forget about the story in GTA3 because the game gives you so much freedom to go f... : kn32
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        Anyone who says gta3 is isn't anywhere near the end of the game. You have NO Idea how cool it gets. : fluke
        • oh my god i don't even know english. : fluke
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          Anyone who says gta3 is better, isn't anywhere near the end of the game. You have NO Idea how cool it ma... : fluke
          • MAFIA GOT! : DonkleyPunch
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  I like Mafia, but GTA3 totally pwns it. : kn32
  • So does Max Payne. : kn32
• I agree that Mafia is a great game but I don't agree that it's better than GTA3. First, they are compl... : verbatim
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  The cinematic style of this game far exceeds GTA3. The big difference with Mafia is how you begin to act... : pigvomit
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    Mafia out of the box can't succeed GTA3 because it's so linear. If Mafia is modable or we get some free ... : iamgoat
    • Yeah. Mafia is a game you have to get in the mood for. With GTA3 you can just load it up and kick ass. ... : pigvomit
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    I thought either a young Al Pacino or that young cop they recruit in the Untouchables... whatever his nam... : verbatim
    • Just check out a side profile of Alec Baldwin and Tommy. LAWSUIT! heh but then again Baldwins' character... : pigvomit
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  oh no! Mafia was made by...EUROPEANS!!!!! ACK!! : pigvomit
  • I fart in your general direction. : moshman
  • Just like the rest of the best games in the WORLD! : -TKF-
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    so was gta3 :) : disembodied potato
    • And BF1942.. : Tissen
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  GTA3 has no story? bwahahaha. : moshman
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    It has a pretty cool story. Just doesn't tell it very well. : fluke
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      Personally I thought it told the story quite well. It was just tied in with the main missions you had to ... : moshman
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        The problem is that the Side Missions kind a clouded the main story so bewteen that, and free roaming you... : -TKF-
        • hehe, I took me a while to realise I don't have to complete all missions, just the main story ones... *sl... : moshman

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  ACE OF BASE: THE SIGN VHS TAPE : pigvomit
  • errr wait....not a movie....hmmm GLITTER on DVD! : pigvomit
• slap her in the crapper, hit 'er in the shitter : lacker
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  I don't hide anything, but the one they'd most likely look at and then leave would be The Labryinth. That... : slax0r
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    Yeah, I see Labryinth in Fry's every time I go there, but there's always people around who would see me b... : iamgoat
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      heh Labryinth, Dark Crystal, Never Ending Story are all on my CRAPPY 80's FANTASY MOVIES THAT YOUR PARENT... : pigvomit
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        The Dark Crystal really is a dark (and wonderful) movie though. I think everyone who watched it as a kid ... : slax0r
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          DON'T STEAL MY ESSENCE!!! : pigvomit
          • Trial by Stone! : slax0r
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    we have labyrinth.. my mom and brother like it but I haven't seen it. : Kashmir
    • it's good. Dark Crystal is along the same vein and better, I think. : slax0r
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    omg labrynth is great. A young (too young, 15) Jennifer Connelly, not to mention it has an hour long Maki... : Chunks
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      I was heartbroken when I found out she was only 15 when that movie came out. : RatBastard
      • why? : vodor
• i don't have any :/ : pyide
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  friends dont come over /me runs off and cries : SPAZER
  • I knew I shouldn't have been so descriptive in my post :( : iamgoat
• friends? *head explodes* : fsck
• More: Amos & Andrew, Hudson Hawk, and Sphere. : iamgoat
• since i'm finincially dependent on my parents, i refuse to buy any movies that would be embarrassing if t... : vodor
• Friends? : Mantoid
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  The Princess Bride. I love that movie! : timmie
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    no reason to be guilty about that! : Kashmir
    • but it has "princess" in the title. giggle giggle : vodor
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  Not that I hide it, but I get a lot of weird looks for Freddy Got Fingered :) : Vis Inack
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    Oh, sometimes I do hide Gladiator, while my friends would probably say "Hey, good movie" if they did see : Vis Inack
    • Timmy, do you like gladiator movies? : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Striptease. : mindfuck
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    er wait.. no.. I meant Showgirls. : mindfuck
    • too late. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Meet the Feebles : Mad Brahmin Disease

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  you figured out how to hook a mouse and keyboard up to your xbox? : grandmasterlee
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    I'm sure it can be done I just don't know if it would be as simple as splicing the cables and sticking th... : Crimsonbeak
    • a friend of mine has done it the other way round. He managed to connect his xbox controller to the PC. He... : moshman
    • Put it this way, someone with a mouse and keyboard could ultra-spank you blindfolded, upside down with 50... : grandmasterlee

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  that was for filthysock. doh : lacker
  • i have switched to normal Thread mode becuase of the mis-replies in Dthread : filthysock

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  yes. Hang your head in shame. : Kashmir
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    well, I only have one right now and my entire PC is running like ass (copying large files after they down... : jerkinisnice
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      I'd go for 1 for OS, DirectX, other critical system shit 1 for media 1 for games 1 for other shit if... : Kashmir
      • I was going for: 1) OS 2) Swap file 3) Applications 4) Games 5) Storage : jerkinisnice
• There is no spoon such thing as 'too many partitions'. : Tissen
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  no http://thehawk.darktech.org/images/part.jpg note: old pic, this setup got really annoying : hawkeye
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    yeah.. what's the point of all those partitions? : ZedAgent
    • keeps fragmentation isolated : hawkeye
• not for linux it ain't : grandmasterlee

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• good lord that guy must want to die : ZedAgent