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• so...like was it suger suger or...? : jerkinisnice
• "Course he'll know, he's got glasses" : Kashmir
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  I was expecting that to be a joke when I was reading it, but couldnt find the punchline :) Did that happ... : lord of tError
  • Sorry no punchline. It just happened to me. Thought I'd share :) : inchwide
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  where do you live? : moshman
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    seriously, where the hell do you live? : uberp00
    • UK! : inchwide
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  you live in australia? : filthysock
  • AHAHHAHAAHHAH!! Maybe ADELAIDE?! >:D : radula
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  Ahahaha, brits and their slang are awesome. : Odoyle
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    yeah, I was wondering how a bird could be trained to say all that stuff >:-( : fluze
    • so its not really a bird? :( : spector
• Test : Magnetsrhard

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• YOU ARE LUCKY!!! : thief

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  Where's your left hand placed? : CrimsonHandHiro
  • around his back : qrenton
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    i had it down his pants : qrenton
    • Reacharound? : Tissen
• OMG! IT'S THE JOKER!!!! : Dreagon
• ATTN: GAY MENS!!! : Maddog_Delphi97
• That's me!!! : alacious

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  What's your gf sick with? : Ryno
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    carpal tunnel syndrome! : teh snail
    • OH SNAP!!! : fluze
• Thanks for sharing. : skynet
• I had my first when I was 30.. =/ : Tissen
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  Nocturnal Emission Release of semen during sleep. Causes i) Having bad ideas in mind ii) Presence... : teh snail
  • Or just having too much semen built up in the testees : rosewood

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  You're 399 off! : matrix
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    and hungover, too! :-D : Draugluin
    • Finished my shower now.. I'm kinda worried about my alcohol activities. Yesterday it's like 5pm and I'm... : Draugluin

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  Can't you just buy a can of RAID and spray the hell out of it? : Ryno
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    but then it would be stuck in there. the rotting corpse of a cockroach in my kitchen is bad :) : on_a_beach
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      No doubt. I would think it would fall once it died, but who can tell for sure? :/ : Ryno
      • ah, but that is unpossible, because the only access to the space is the tiny hole on top, where the basta... : on_a_beach
• you can borrow my blowgun. a friend had a huge cockroach pinned to his ceiling for about a week before it... : nurall
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  Try to vacuum it out. : Tissen
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    the space where it went into is too big. imagine the height of a normal cupboard and the width of a kitch... : on_a_beach
    • and 2cm deep : on_a_beach
• A cockroach woke my roommate and I up in college, when it was crawling around an air conditioning vent. ... : UtilityMaximizer
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  if it flew, it's more likely to be a Palmetto bug : Old_Fart
  • I HATE those fuckers. : skynet
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    Big bastards! They like the beach! : xocsida
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      Did dad tell you about the beach house? : skynet
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        No, what about it? : xocsida
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          The market is on fire down there. Jack Kepler called him from Outer Beaches and told him he could sell th... : skynet
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            Oh yeah...he did tell me that. I thought you were going to tell me it got eaten by Palmetto Bugs or some... : xocsida
            • Yeah it's crazy. Apparently the land is getting saturated. I guess he got in at a good time :) : skynet
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  The only solution to this is burning your building down, dont worry your neighbors will understand : firehawk
  • I can personally vouch for this solution. However, this personal endorsement tends to go away once I'm... : Video Sex Pope
  • ok. ill try that. last. : on_a_beach
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  Why are cockroaches so damn ugly!? : ieGod
  • because they're our natural enemies! : DonkleyPunch

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  What game is that? Looks fun. : insta
  • the non t&l version of bf1942! : pyide
• It has huge WAV files. : MarksmanX
• The graphics are all in .BMP format and the sounds are uncompressed .WAV files? : RatBastard
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  399 megs of SPYWARE : mista mista
  • hahahah, if this was true, I would piss straight into my computer. : jackalope
• I hear they bumped up the graphics to 1993 in that one : Shadore66
• Haha, http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5394577. I was wondering the same thing but after poking aroun... : Poor Yurik
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  All bitmaps. It's all the art assets eating up that space. : EvilDolemite
  • Well I guess if it's free you can't really bitch about sloppy programming. : ieGod

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  When is your bike gonna get there? That'll make you feel better! : xocsida
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    it got there yesterday :) Its sweet. I think work sucks so much today is that I took yesterday off playin... : smdever
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      what kind of bike? : nurall
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        50cc Rujimoto RS1 : smdever
        • is that a moped? : nurall
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      Cool man...You said the top end on it is like 50mph right? : xocsida
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        I got it up to 120km an hour ;) : smdever
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          Sweet...I might have to get one! I want another bike and that sounds like a cool little toy. :) : xocsida
          • yeah its so light ..I talked to a guy on Yahoo chat the other day here in town who has a 75c Cagvia so we... : smdever
• you probably just work at the wronge place...it can be fun here were i work. : nurall
• Work fucking? You work in pr0n? : Odoyle
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  shit i am fucking ready to go home, i know how you feel : jedi_27
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    you just got there and havent done a thing yet! : Degenerate
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      no i have been here for 42 minutes. i spent all of that time on alienware's web site. : jedi_27
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        You are such a loser. : Degenerate
        • no i would actually be a loser if i ordered anything. : jedi_27

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• Do places even have public showers anymore? You could join a gym I suppose. : Draugluin

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• BULLSHIT, YOU LOVE IT IN TEH ASS : filthysock

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  that's better than some of the cops around here driving Volkswagon Beetles. : fluze
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    no fuckin way man, beetles? : Draugluin
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      snail, you from Canada? They have Impala's here, and I think they're sleek. After being pulled over by on... : ieGod
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        I guess I shouldn't assume all of Canadian cops have those. I'm in the Niagara Region. : ieGod
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          Hamilton :o) I was once pulled over by a Camaro in Alberta. Now that was scary.. and it looked damn ni... : teh snail
          • Hamilton eh? Nice, I'm moving there on Sunday. I'll be staying in residence at McMaster. : ieGod

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  Are you kidding me? 3GB of hard drive space? whoa... : whippy
  • for a MP-only game, that's outrageous. : the archvile
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  3GB of hdd is ridiculous. Good thing I wasn't planning on buying that game anyways. : arizona bay
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    good thing they dont require a DVD drive, nor put it on a DVD in the first place, hate to think those poo... : ghost in my shell
    • it'd be a nice option to have... though it wouldn't sell many copies on dvd format yet. : fluze
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  yay for efficient programming : mr brown
  • huh? Its all artwork. : filthysock

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  I really think it's going to be averted. Me = optimist! : skynet
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    I do too. : Degenerate
    • its not going to happen and http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5403086 : jedi_27
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  30 hours 13 minutes if you go by the first game start on Friday. : the archvile
  • Nah, theyll make a big deal of announcing it tonight, and thats what matters. : Squirrely

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• Now repeat that but on acid, have fun. : Barbarian
• interesting, I'll give it a try sometime. : Kashmir
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  am I supposed to fall asleep? : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    No. : Dreagon
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      too late. : Mad Brahmin Disease
      • actually, I guess on second thought that would be probable if you were high. I was just interested since ... : Dreagon
• You're almost asking the impossible. But if we can actually reach this state of mind and live in it, then : oo7|bond
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  What would be the point of it? And no, I'm not trying to be a smart ass, but what exactly are you trying... : arizona bay
  • Not really to prove anything, just a 'real' way of living life. It's experiencing life the way it was mea... : oo7|bond
• Dude, 420!! : Odoyle

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  probably just a matter of deleting all the Garbled buddies that get added to your list with the real AIM ... : fluze
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    YIM, not AIM. : c0bra
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      ah, dunno then. : fluze
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        It was working last night. : c0bra
        • Wtf I fixed it. Stupid VPN software that I don't use was messing it up I si think. : c0bra

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  and she did it with Neve Campbell. : x-eyd|mary
  • and how! : Video Sex Pope
• She also has huge wonderful breasts! : xocsida
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  She looks like an ape, honestly. Almost as ugly as Heather Graham. : arizona bay
  • yeah, I don't think she's all that hot either... Heather Graham though, I like. : fluze

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  who needs a Metroid walkthrough? heh... : artillery
  • exactly : cigam2

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  I need some hope babies. : johnny appleseid
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    on 7-grain bread with mayo. : Phearsome
    • dude, I'm on a diet. No mayo. : johnny appleseid
• well you didn't expect them to be called "single mothers" did you : nurall
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  why are these babies of hope? What are they hopeful for? : sharkII
  • a new dad? : Degenerate
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  I gave a gift of love to my wife last night...fortunately, she's got tied tubes, so no babies of hope her... : xocsida
  • O_o : skynet
  • hope can find a way through the knots! : Degenerate
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  That's not patriotic drivel, that's just your run of the mill sappy drivel. : x-eyd|mary
  • agreed. : johnny appleseid
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    yeah... it didn't say babies of hope to save the most wonderful, wealthy, free country in the world : fluze
    • maybe the "babies of hope's" purpose is to go out in the world and spread freedom. : nurall

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  Drive to Tennessee :( : skynet
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    You can stay home then, if you don't want to go! =( : buttercup25
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      Hehe. I do want to go, Im not looking forward to the drive :) Buttface! : skynet
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        stay home and play on her gamecube! : Degenerate
        • he said play on her gamecube...huh huh huh : skynet
        • No way!! Mario is coming with me to Tenn!!! =) : buttercup25
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  Where the hell is the "Masturbate furiously" poll option? I thought it was a standard these days. Talk ab... : Video Sex Pope
  • they probably went with NFL fantasy. : the archvile
• Just goes to show how the once high popularity of baseball is going down the toliet. : Ryno

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  I cant believe I just linked to Penny Arcade. : Degenerate
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    wrong link? : the archvile
    • naw, I was thinking about Baseball Stars and thought of that PA. : Degenerate
• Baseball Stars, as in the old Nintendo game? : jimmy-buffett

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• thats not a bad price at all. i'd pay it. get me one pls : tomservo
• good price. : Kashmir
• Fuckin' A. I'd pay $360 for all of that. : SNERBLAP!!!

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• I'll move all your lingerie over to my place : kryooyrk
• screw it and play Mario and Monkleys! : fluze

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  One can only dream. : Ryno
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    and maybe soon our dreams can become a reallity : nurall
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      In 24 hours we will know! die baseball! : Ryno
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        if the Cardinals and Cubs don't commence play at 3:20 PM tomorrow, then it's a stoppage. : the archvile
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          Oh, so they still have time on Fri. to hammer out a deal? : Ryno
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            I'm not entirely sure; that's the time index that ESPN is using in their countdown clock. : the archvile
            • 3:18 est is what espn was counting down to. : nurall

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  Is that Geekese for 'waxing the bishop'? : drucifer
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    I bet deep down he hates how inferior it is to the beloved Matrox card...hehe : ghost in my shell
    • I already busted him on that :D I'm suprised he didn't wait for the new nVidia cards though... : drucifer
    • That's why he is going to overclock the living hell out of it. : Tissen
    • for 2d output quality it undoubtably IS inferior to a Parhelia. : Toraz Chryx
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  do a better job than I did; I only had 600 grit sandpaper, but I'm still idling at 42 degrees with a T-Bi... : the archvile
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    I have a diamond dust blade sharpening block that I utilise for all my heatsink lapping needs : Toraz Chryx
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      is it made by DMT? They're not far from here, so maybe I could get a block of my own. : the archvile
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        No? : Toraz Chryx
        • okay; I did see that they have double-sided sharpening blocks, one of which is 600/1200. I'll have to lo... : the archvile
  • go to a hobby store and they usually have 1000 or even 1500 grit sandpaper, follow it up with a polishing... : Old_Fart

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• go back to sleep and hope it was all a bad dream : nurall
• start jerking? : on_a_beach

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• Another wet dream, eh? : Sludgehead
• like every morning, I would get up, wipe the crusted spooge from my belly, and go on with my day. : Phearsome
• Quote: Samuel Taylor Coleridge! : scythide

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• fuhkin cock-ayass. : 82nd
• HAHAHA, that rocks! : AllYourBase
• Rofl, awsome! : jenkin
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  Uh, is that some kind of celebrity? : Tissen
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    http://us.imdb.com/Name?Black,+Jack+(I) : FlyingButtPliers
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      Ok. I stll haven't heard of him, so I suppose the fame hasn't spread across the Atlantic yet. : Tissen
      • I think he's gonna be more well-known after his movie with Ben Stiller. : Ryno
• *ahem* http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=3898225 : Ryno
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  gahaha jack black is teh own : hohoh0
  • he's like the next John Belushi. : the archvile

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  dude, I was just stirring trouble and starting a conversation.. the shack is always dead around this time... : jerkinisnice
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    argh.. sorry. I'm just getting this feeling that I can't win right now, even though my intentions are go... : Kashmir
    • We all have days like that. : Tissen
• Thanks, I appreciate the info : wykd

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• http://www.tenaciousd.com/images/94233-43.jpg : Ryno

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  there are these things called newbies, be afraid, very afraid! -_- : hohoh0
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    I spose its a mixed bag, if they were any good I wouldn't have a 19:1 score :p : halfwaybastard
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      yeh the thing is that a lot of ppl just try to go and do their own thing (like flying planes or doin vehi... : hohoh0
      • yea the only time I play on pubs is when ashkie's is empty/down : halfwaybastard

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• When I nod my head...hit it! : drucifer

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  Fine. Don't reply. I take my good morning back. Bad morning, motherfuckers. >:( : wunderbred
  • NOOOOoooooooooooooooo..... :( : drucifer
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    that's the way it was lining up for me anyway. : the archvile
    • :C Suckage. Ah well, that's life. : wunderbred

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• Haha, that sounds great. : Poor Yurik
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  Yea, I was getting bored of the zombie killing but it picked up after that. Lots of good japanese movies... : insta
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    has anyone watched Parasite Eve the movie? I'm mildly curious about this after reading a book called B... : Gauss
    • Yeah I own a copy on DVD. I remember liking it, but I only saw it once, not enough to form an opinion. 2 ... : Duke Nukem Forever
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      Yes, -I wasted my money- it was okay, it was based on the original book and is a watch once only type of ... : ghost in my shell
      • ah shit : ghost in my shell
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  I remember people advertising that movie around here awhile back. Is it worth a purchase? Or just a one ... : Nighteyes
  • 1 time view... : ghost in my shell

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• bah, screw this.. *cranks it to 315/560* IT'S GONE PLAID! : Toraz Chryx
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  http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/search.x?query=Parhelia&db=archive1&user=Toraz+Chryx&type=all&sortby=date :... : drucifer
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    *unzips* stfu and suck bitch : Toraz Chryx
    • heheheh : drucifer
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  cool, i just got the same card... what j00 using to overclock it? : OverBurN
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    the coolbits overclocking panel ? :) : Toraz Chryx
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      interesting, i never OC'd a vid card before ... im a n00b overclocker : OverBurN
      • Fucking newbies. -Xian. Coolbits = part of the Detonator drivers : Toraz Chryx
      • I usually bump up the setting and run the 2nd test in 3dMark 2001 and look for artifacts...if I have none... : drucifer