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  What be the problem? : kryooyrk
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    There is a dotted line on the inside of my document that represents where the printer margin or page marg... : jasonepowell
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      Is it a standard sized document for your printer? I can't remember ever seeing dotted lines like that. Hm... : kryooyrk
      • it's just 8.5 by 11 : jasonepowell
    • that represents the printable area of your printer - most printers will not go full bleed. to do that you... : sur3sh0t

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• Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a0046' Permission denied /404.asp, line 70 : drucifer

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• a mix between valentines day and st. patricks day : SPAZER

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  word up mofo! i thought the ingame browser was laggin me. thanks : pyide
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    Gaud I want to play this game, it excitesme. : dra.
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      its very fun, but people are still learning and being aircraft camping goobers :/ : pyide
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        by the time i'm able to play people are going to be too damned good. : dra.
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          its already starting to happen. whenever i'm still i get sniped by some fag :/ : pyide
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            crap like that will make me hate this game. : dra.
            • dueling with grenades is more effective than dueling with assault rifles. : vodor
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  3) Disabling the In-Game Browser: Thanks again to Pike for this one! If you are getting serious lag probl... : Nighteyes
  • this really works for me very helpful, no more getting kicked off as soon as i connect : pyide
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    i get that lag-at-begining even by using the ingame browser : SPAZER
    • so did i.. but not after i disabled it. : pyide
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  INFORMATIVE : Downforce
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    most definatly : locobastard
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      most DEFINATELY. I misspelled it, didn't I? : rossimo
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        its goin on 3am... i could care less about speling ;) : locobastard
        • mos def! : urbansling
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    It's already been posted several times :) : Luminair
    • not the part about disabling the ingame browser, which is a MUST for modem/dialup users. : pyide
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  I can't stand devlopers who go the easy route and use "gamespy technology" which means a lock-in to games... : Barbarian
  • Because Gamespy sucks a big fatty. : chjode
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  ok, there are some bugs. - first, obviously you cant scan for servers. You will have to add them manua : ventro
  • damn, I'm posting in the WRONG ER/FP!! time for a repost. : ventro

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• cool, i think im going to go check it out. : Turd Ferguson
• I'll check this mofo out whenI get a chance, you rule. : dra.
• wow, very very cool. bots doing good weapon combo's is certainly something i hadn't seen before. i had ... : Turd Ferguson
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  is the Gladiator bot guy still working for id software? If you can pull off a behavior set for bots, sof : WarhawK
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    There already has been interest from American McGee's new game people. I REALLY hope for tedv that he g... : moshman
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      american mcgee hasn't really done anything worth all his hype. : jackalope
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        I completely agree! I never liked his work on the quake series (before he got the boot, search http://www... : moshman
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          Well, it was called American McGee's Alice, so I'm guessing quite a bit : SatansFist
          • Yeah, but did he make the majority of levels or was he just pulling strings in the background? I meant as... : moshman
  • yeah, the guy still works for id : archon
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  I spent some time playing with the revision you posted the other night. I played four games, all on Hardc... : Gauss
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    i dunno, i felt they were still lacking on nightmare. but what he has done is a great improving over the... : Turd Ferguson
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      I didn't really notice the LG or the SG, come to think of it. They were just 'ok'. The MG and the PG were... : Gauss
      • ive always been pretty good with the mg, i didn't really find it that annoying. the pg is only good at ... : Turd Ferguson

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• I don't think there are any decent smaller providers. I'm on sympatico and I like it. Depends if your a... : Barnahog
• Look around here; http://www.dslreports.com/forum/sympat : GoofyBoy
• durham.net tht.net : redfive
• cant get rogers? you sure you in GTA : telex
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  i just got adsl 3mbit/640kbit maximum fast... then again im really close to the CO : OverBurN
  • which company ? : sex0ringyourmama!
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  i read that as high speed vibrators, you should be ashamed of yourself : e_smokah
  • hah thnx all : jojomcbobo

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  he. that's pretty cool. i'm too lazy to make one. :( : protoman
  • haha, its really easy =] : ventro
• that's really neat, gj : ^-SeaWolf-^
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  This just in, Apple PowerBook > Apple iBook : Toraz Chryx
  • I also say TiBook which is the Powerbook G4. : ventro

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  hey did those CD's work ? : jedi_27
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    yep, worked great! I checked em out for about half an hour yesterday before getting sucked into some BF1... : jasonepowell
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      hahaha awesome. yeah when i finally got it, i played it for 15 minutes and left it alone for a bit. ... : jedi_27
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        Oh I will, I just had a buddy talk me into BF1942. : jasonepowell
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          i understand 100% its all we play here in ST. LOUIS, with a little MADDEN on the side : jedi_27
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            Since I now have over 5 active games I'm playing, my chick would murder me if I bought Madden, although I... : jasonepowell
            • yeah i nearlly died laughing after i read your shack message. DO IT!!! SPEND THE MONEY!!!! : jedi_27
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        eh? wtf are we talking about? : Degenerate
        • that thing we talked about like two weeks ago over ICQ. : jedi_27
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  If you are ragging on me: F U! :) If not: I'm thinking an Athlon XP in the 2000 range and an n... : xocsida
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    I'd go for the nForce since your video card you have now probably sucks donkey dick and the nForce packag... : skynet
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      except the one it packages isn't completey amazing, ya know? : jasonepowell
      • Yeah but it's probably better than the Hercules Monocolor one he has. : skynet
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      Actually, I have the same video card that comes on the nForce boards. A geforce2 MX. The nforce wil... : xocsida
      • cant you get gf3's for like... 85 dollars now? : spector
    • nForce2! : NukeDukem
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  I have a P3 600 I could send him : Degenerate
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    I have a PIII 550 I could fire over! : -=fatman=-
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      I bet if everybody pitched in with spare parts would could make him a much better PC than the Pentium 90 ... : Degenerate
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        Fuck yeah! We could make him a Beowolf cluster that would totally OWN!! : -=fatman=-
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          get back to looking at hot freshman! : jedi_27
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            But there are no more menz hot chicks that I have not seen on this campus!! Actually...funny story... ... : -=fatman=-
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              Is the cam in place yet? : Degenerate
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                No. We will be doing "Network Maintenance" soon though!! I know this sounds like BS...but they were bo... : -=fatman=-
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                  how about now? : Degenerate
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                    Mission Accomplished!! Webcam in place!! in my office so you can see a fatman dancing!! : -=fatman=-
                    • grabs another SKYKNET VODKA, then pukes on the floor ;) : jedi_27
            • Ah......74 hours worth of network connections this weekend, and then straight into class.....*cries to se... : Squirrely
  • dude i'll take it : spector

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• ALL HAIL PRESIDENT SCROOB! : skynet
• "REVOLUTION!" *throwing sea biscuits and Uncle Ben's brown rice* : laidback
• *yawn* What, sorry.... : Squirrely

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  *head explodes* : skynet
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    /scopes skynets brains into a trash can and pees on them : jedi_27
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      Haha, dude...you totally just pee'd on his brain. : ashkie
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        DUDE! WHAT DOES MINE SAY!! : Maddog_Delphi97
        • Yours doesn't say anything :( : ashkie
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      /mixes with vodka, crushes some ice in and drinks. : moshman
      • thanks MOSH. Nothing like a bit of VODKA and SKYNET to get you going in the morning : jedi_27
• HAhahha, you are clearly in some desperate need for sleep. :) : Atma Weapon
• arrrrr..... caffeine overdose.... brain melting... mellllttttiiiinnnnggggggg..... : electric_monk
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  I re-read books all the time. : x-eyd|mary
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    Yea but those don't have to do with games and replaying the bad ones that get bad after 2 weeks of cover ... : ashkie
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      ummm, you need to lay down, bud. If your talking to to people the way your posting, they're gonna send fo... : x-eyd|mary
      • its a clever ruse to get a ton of people to tell him to go back to sleep so he doesn't feel so guilty : halfwaybastard
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        I didnt know there was a wagon for loons. I heard that was some kind of bird that makes a strange noise. ... : ashkie
        • The park I stayed at in the Adirondack mountains has a lake that's populated with loons. They're cool. : x-eyd|mary
• Max Payne, as well as quake 1 and 3 are the shit to play over and over... : Hizzow
• I re-read books, and enjoy it quite a bit. Yay for shitty memory!! : geedeck

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  Whoa, awesome! Cool that they took the time to program an operational ceiling into the game. : Caboose
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    you know if youre high enough *I think* you could potentially ditch at the airfield and drift all the way... : haikeebah!
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      Try bailing out at that altitude? Do you asphyxiate? : skynet
      • I did, and no! : haikeebah!

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• improved, but a good CRT is still superior in contrast, refresh rate, and ghosting : NukeDukem
• I play Q3 on my Apple 17inch LCD. It is not as good as my CRT at home...but still pretty decent. : -=fatman=-
• I'll let you know in ~7 hours, when I get home from work and this is waiting for me: http://www.necmit... : t3nken

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• Steal a landing craft *if you can* is an option. Then you might be able to steal enemy planes from the ca... : haikeebah!
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  Oh snap I forgot the obvious - I think there are other artillery turrets that can face the destroyer in t... : haikeebah!
  • if that's possible at all, it'd still be problematic. you'd need to own the respective spawnpoints if you... : BadRespawn
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  If they're shelling the airfield, there's still a decent chance you can get planes off the ground. Agains... : Syixxs
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    How do you "properly" drop torpedos? I've been keeping damn low to the water and taking the throttle way ... : Flawless Cowboy
    • I don't quite get this one too. Need expert :) : moshman
• you need a scout to spot for you and use one of the turrets that is further away. But alas, in all the g... : moshman
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  I tried to blow up the ship as an engineer and that doesn't work. I dropped 45 dynamites with no apprecia... : Caboose
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    yeah, i tried that too. and haha, that's pretty funny :) : king_darius
    • I hope they fix that in the release. I mean, look at what happened to the U.S.S. Cole :( : skynet
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    hahah, sounds funny! futant is female : Odoyle
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      oops, sorry futant!! /sends flowers to apologize : Caboose
      • It's quite alright. Happens all the time. : futant
  • It's exactly like you said. Man, I laughed so fucking hard at that, though. Pure comedy. : futant
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  What you do is CAPTURE THE OTHER BASES : scythide
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    hehe, doh so true... and get your AA skilz in order if you cant get any aircraft up! send those engineers... : haikeebah!
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      So true, dude. I can can get 3 or 4 kills doing AA before I die if the other teams' planes are being pers... : Caboose
      • when i do go infantry, i like to go anti tank. its not easy to get kills on other infantry (well it can... : Turd Ferguson

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• if there is a spare seat, it's easy. : moshman
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  Check who you bought the tickets with, if they have good service they'll probably even reserve a place fo... : %61non
  • fly on Sept. 11 it's practically free. I heard like "Fly to Vegas for two Dollars (round trip)" !!!! : daler mehndi
  • Hmm good idea, i did this once(but made the connection b/c the connection was equally delayed).. I guess ... : Paranoid Android
• I haven't recently... but usually you're given a seat in the next available flight without any problems a... : Mad Brahmin Disease
• I missed one when I was flying to Miami for spring break. They tossed me on a flight that would get me ab... : kryooyrk
• The one time I missed my connecting flight was total bs. The first plane we were taking was late taking o : futant
• I've missed a connection, due to the fact that o'hare was so busy, they wouldn't let us take off for us t... : Hizzow

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• Can't think of anything to say for werd/FP/wazzup. : moshman
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  Maarten likes to go take a nice big long shit while you guys wait anxiously on FP : NukeDukem
  • big long shit = big bong hit : Phil

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• wow i bet you get .001fps in BF1942 : Blackdawgg
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  Hey, happy late b-day Xoc!!!! =) Hope ya had a good one. : buttercup25
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    Not late! It's today! :) And it's been pretty good so far! : xocsida
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      Ohhhh ooops! Well, I hope you have fun "today" then! =) Doing anything special? : buttercup25
      • Not anything big...The girls are taking me to a movie and dinner, and I have the day off tomorrow. Shoul... : xocsida
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  I can give you my Matrox Mystique for your birthday! :D : Lunatic Angelic
  • Ahh, the good ol' days of 1996. ;) That's the year I went to Comdex and everyone and their mothers were... : Vantage

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• Sounds like hardware websites. Nothing new... : haikeebah!
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  if the newest stuff isn't OMFG 100X BETTER THAN LAST YEAR then nobody buys it, the companies stop their m... : ostrichboy
  • Yeah, well I even wouldn't mind it if they just said it's better than last year... It's just when they... : xvdl
• Sport bikes year to year make big changes in R&D if the cruisers and ATVs have been selling well, they do : Lunatic Angelic

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  It always makes me LOL when someone gets run over by a jeep. The sounds are hilarious. : Phil
  • I have Rammstein playing too loudly in the background to hear anything other than the occasional bullet r... : kryooyrk
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    I finally did something I knew I should be able to do the other night - dude charging me w/ a Jeep to run... : haikeebah!
    • hahah! i would have liked to have seen that. : skynet
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  Yeah that was fun :D Cept someone crashed into wiping me out of the race : Blackdawgg
  • lmao.. I think that might have been me one time. : kryooyrk
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  i actually managed to roll a jeep yesterday. up until i did it i was almost sure it could never be done.... : jedi_27
  • Its real fun to roll a jeep..I got hit by a tank shell and went rolling for a good 45seconds down a hill ... : Blackdawgg
  • I did that this morning. I got all freaked out 'cuz its health level just kept going down, so I bailed, a... : kryooyrk
• I hope this game is moddable. At one time i was working on a race mod for Tribes2. But since i knew nothi... : Blackdawgg

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• poor littla froggy : Orion
• what... the... hell... : daler mehndi
• yuck! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Is he ok? : jenkin
  • Oh yeah, once I stopped trying to pull him out and pried the board up he hopped away quite happily and ha... : matrix
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  Waugh. I hope thats not petroleum jelly on him, or he's a goner. Frogs skin in a very complicated organ .... : haikeebah!
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    how did you kill the frogs. did you step on them or something, that had to have pretty nasty sound? i do... : Orion
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      wrap em in a plastic bag, wind up good and smack it against the concrete, drop in garbage. alot of the re... : haikeebah!
      • :( : jenkin
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      Why should you kill it? : moshman
      • aah, d'oh, I missed a message. : moshman
  • Nah, that's veggie oil. And we saw him last night(he got stuck about two weeks ago). : matrix
• P U P I S M Y N A M E ' D : -=fatman=-

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  Yup, read this off the SYL mailing list a couple days ago. sweeet! And the DEP featuring Mike Patton is c... : moshman
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    if by DEP you mean dillenger escape plan, doesnt their cd come out on the 27th? ie, next tuesday? : synaptic revolt
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      serious?!? I coulda sworn it said October! If so, even greater seeing as I am going to see them Live on t... : moshman
      • hmm, I can't find the news post on their site anymore.. U got any links? : moshman
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        i work parttime at a record store, and i was told that its coming out 8/27 =) : synaptic revolt
        • Excellent greatness! I cannot wait! : moshman
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          aaah, I found it, you were right! The latest Dillinger endeavor "Irony is a dead scene," an ep featuring : moshman
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            sweet =) glad to be of service : synaptic revolt
            • It better be out over here on the 27th too! :) Gotta go piss of my local (almost non existant since Napst... : moshman

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  Planning on getting engaged? Isnt that jacked up? I mean if you are committed, why not be engaged now? ... : NukeDukem
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    We've been planning on being engaged since 2 months after we started going out. We know our future, yet ... : El Tigre
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      Again: "Planning on getting engaged"? What you mean is planning on getting married, right? And what ab... : Mad Brahmin Disease
      • I already spontaneously combusted from the lack of logic : NukeDukem
      • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?comments=22187&5347829 : El Tigre
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  Explain to me the point of a promise ring. *I was going to be mean, but I'll try to hold back* : sharkII
  • We don't know actually.. that's just the term we coined for it. I just know she would like a nice simple... : El Tigre
  • It's easy, the promise ring is a promise of lots of blowjobs and if the blowjobs are of sufficient quali... : xocsida
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  Don't pay more than $100 for this ring adn save the rest for the real engagement ring. Plain silver ri... : Tissen
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    This man is correct. But change 'engagement ring' to 'big screen tv'. : Phil
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      LOL I like that idea : El Tigre
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        yeah i can see it now: Dude:"Honey i want to spend the rest of my life with you and to show how much ... : Orion
        • Hey, if Im gonna spend the rest of my life with her, what better test? Chick: W00T, Bigscreens are max... : NukeDukem
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          Obviously she is insane then! NO ONE walks out on a big screen! : Phil
          • hahahhahaa.......YEAH RIGHT : Orion
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          one time a few years ago, my dad got my mom an Atari 2600 game as a gag gift for her birthday (along with... : El Tigre
          • Now that is funny. I bet the look on her face was priceless! : Phil
          • dude my girlfriend would have probably been like.."ahhh what is this?" she is a girl to the max! : Orion
          • hehehehehe : Mad Brahmin Disease
        • oddly enough, my wife has been pushing for one of these freakin huge HDTVs. I just can't bring myself to ... : baron calamity
    • and $100 ring for 256MB of RAM! : NukeDukem
    • no, propose NOW, and THEN get a big screen TV. "A BIG investment for your BIG future together" : daler mehndi
    • Phil knows his shit! Listen to him! : Tissen
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  How long have you two been together? : Bull
  • > 1 year : El Tigre
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  I bet if you bought a real engagement ring (and financed it so you could pay monthly for a good one) and ... : jenkin
  • Then he'd NEVER get the big screen tv ! : Phil
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    This is a good idea. I agree. She would be floored. : Former_HPB
    • I bet she's secretly waiting for it "we all want to be loved..." sooner! : daler mehndi
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  So... you're planning to plan to get married.. by getting a promise ring as a placeholder for an engageme... : Midshift
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5347775 : El Tigre
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  So you are going to do what now? : smdever
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    go looking at lunch to see what I can spot and report back... : El Tigre
    • for both a ring (not engagement) and big screen TV : El Tigre

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• Scloo ze yoonivurse? : NukeDukem

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  Thats horrible :/ Almost as bad as the Telemarketing gig I used to do in College. I had that whole script... : ashkie
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    yeah. and it's an unpaid internship that's a lot less interesting/informative than I was led to believe (... : Caboose
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      Why dont you just bend over? : NukeDukem
      • I'm working for the republicans*, they're not big on that kind of stuff. :) *I worked for the democr : Caboose
• Quit, now. : NukeDukem
• Press the "Eject" button on your chair. : Tissen
• if u want to spice it up, get one of those water bird bobber thingys (like when homer stays home and the ... : electric_monk
• HA! Man I feel sorry for dat entry ppl. :( Especialy when you have ppl like me creating the data entry sy... : smdever
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  Where do you work? On a political campaign? : UtilityMaximizer
  • House of Representatives : Caboose

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• yeah, I was wondering about that myself. : Caboose
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  Dude, we've had multiple "What's your real name?" threads on the shack :P I wasn't there but from what... : Paranoid Android
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    Oh, ok. Just thought it'd be weird to have "Hey, AllYourBase, come here!" or "Sexninja you're so cool!" : Ryno
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      http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5334097 : halfwaybastard
      • Hahaha! That's awesome! : Ryno
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  who cares if they know your real name, mine is Peter : redfive
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    I just didn't know if some people would be protective of that. : Ryno
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      nah, we're already there in person, what difference does your name make? : El Guapo
      • None to me. It was just something I was curious about. : Ryno
  • damn dude, i am sorry ;) : jedi_27
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    Hi, I'm Paul. Where's Mary? : moshman
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      dude i cant believe u admitted your knowledge of that bands existence. oh shit, wait so did i : electric_monk
      • Oooh, if it was only a band we would be OK :) : moshman
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      Here she is! http://folkmusicarchives.org/Traversx15.jpg : Ryno
      • she looks dead :/ :) : moshman
• True, it's like a secret society of RealName Shackers or something. Oh, and did anyone from bord go there... : MuaaSan
• we kinda drifted back and forth. it gets confusing if it's all real names : El Guapo
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  I couldn't do that. "Hi I am Moshman"?!?! nononono. I would introduce myself with my real name (Paul) : moshman
  • yea me either : halfwaybastard
• nobody would have trouble recognising me. It's the feathers that give it away : ostrichboy
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  Any LAN I went to it was always aliases that were used, not nicks : El Tigre
  • oops, not nicks = not real names : El Tigre
  • I always figure lans/qcon/bbs-get-to-gethers were always somewhat surreal anyway and using handles was pe... : lordlobo

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  um, get the viewsonic. Anyone who puts pics like this on their website should be shot. http://samsungusa... : moshman
  • GAH! : electric_monk
• viewsonic, because samsung scares me. : electric_monk
• Get the Samsung. I own it and am STILL in awe of it's amazing awesomeness every time I sit down and use ... : Vantage
• Vyoozahnik fo sho. : haikeebah!

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• Is it out already? : xocsida
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  It is good. I like it. I just wish all the vampires didnt look the same and she could open a fucking door... : ashkie
  • yes, the door thing is very annoying. The voice clips get repetitive too. Combat is fun though. : ostrichboy
• yeah, im trying to decide between that, dead to rights, or enclave. : emocore

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  i watched ESPN's converage of this, and it was quite funny. I did not actually think it would change. S... : jedi_27
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    If they dont like the name maybe they should fucking move. : Degenerate
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      its probably a really nice palce to live, and they would rather spend a good portion of their lives tryin... : jedi_27
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        Its North Dakota. : Degenerate
        • oops! I JUST FUCKING WOKE UP AND MY DEW HAS YET TO KICK IN!!!! Don't try and understand them, they ar... : jedi_27
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          people actually live in north dakota? : halfwaybastard
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            only the ones who cant afford to move out : Degenerate
            • wait, isn't north dakota in canada? sounds like a province to me! :P : daler mehndi
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            people from canada looking to escape move in there. we don't patrol the boarder like we do with MEXICO : jedi_27
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              we barely patrol the mexican border, and probably do it more : daler mehndi
              • SHOULD probably do it more I mean : daler mehndi

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• Someone needs to teach your woman how to ride the bull. : ashkie
• Evolution wins again. You are well designed for reproductive success. : UtilityMaximizer
• wow, she must be an asian : electric_monk
• fair trade indeed! Have sex, get a week of work for it :) : moshman
• Obviously your pulling too hard. LOLKTHXBYEASL!!? : Phil

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• Happy Day of Birthing to you and I hope you get to fondle someones labia before days end. : ashkie
• happy bday. as far as i am concerned that is one of the best looking and sounding FPS games to come out ... : jedi_27
• You're married, right? You better get the other 2 things you want then... :) If not, I think it's groun... : Former_HPB
• Happy bithday. Hope your day will continue in the same manner. : Tissen
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  I cant wait to hear how this game runs on your PC. Maybe its time to consider upgrading. : Degenerate
  • can't...contain.....laughter : halfwaybastard
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    http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/search.x?query=upgrade&db=archive1&user=Xocsida&type=all&sortby=date : xocsida
    • oh damn. this game looks and sounds amazing, and your not going to get to see it or hear it!!! : jedi_27
    • hahahahahhahaa : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • ROOFLES! : Former_HPB
• Happy Birthday! I am sure you will get the other two things When they bring out the birthday cake at work... : keroppi
• Happy b-day, and enjoy MOH. It's a great game. : x-eyd|mary

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• *Insert obligatory joke about dogs head between legs* cute : iamgoat
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  one thing that sucks though is that i don't upload straight to the server. i upload to a www folder on my... : thomas jefferson
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    Is it a Linux/UNIX server? If it is , then you should be able to set up a cron job that will run your pub... : PowerofA
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      it is a unix server but there is this whole web based authentication process before you actually hit the ... : thomas jefferson
      • Ummm...you have a public, static IP address though. You can just run it off your machine. : hanfeitzu

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• happy bday sexy. : mindfuck
• Any day is a good day for a bacon egg and cheese sandwich... Actually I prefer ham egg and cheese, but... : NukeDukem
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  I am having one as well! An excellent way to start an excellent birthday! Happy B-Day! : Degenerate
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    if you eat one of those every damn day, you're not going to be round very long! go work out that lard ... : jedi_27
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      tomorrow I'm going to have biscuits and gravy :) : Degenerate
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        ok that shit is nasty! : jedi_27
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          biscuits and gravy is one of the best breakfasts ever! Youve just been eating that shitty St. Louis versi... : Degenerate
          • no i worked at HARDIES when i was in HS. And we served that shit up, it was fucking nasty. And i just h... : jedi_27
• Happy birthday bro :) : skynet
• Happy B-day! Hope it's a good one! : Former_HPB
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  Happy B-day Xoc! Hopefully I'll give you a b-day frag in BF1942 sometime soon ;) : s_dubya
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    Heh...I'm hoping to collect enough birthday loot to upgrade my clunker PC. Then we'll just see about tha... : xocsida
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      resisting urge! must not link! : Degenerate
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        link it anyway. Give in. : jasonepowell
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          http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/search.x?query=upgrade&db=archive1&user=Xocsida&type=all&sortby=date : skynet
          • thank you : Degenerate
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            YOU DICK! : xocsida
            • hahahahaha *breath* hahahhaha : redfive
          • bwahahahahahaha! :) :) : moshman
          • ownij ` : Turd Ferguson
• happy birfday to you! : Mad Brahmin Disease
• hahpee burrthday : redfive
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  Happy birthday, man! I'm chowing down on one right now... "There's an orgy in my mouth!" : Flawless Cowboy
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    NOT YET, COME ON SHACKERS! : Turd Ferguson
    • FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP : skynet
• Wooo... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! : xakmalice
• Happy birthday and good luck with everything in general. : Atma Weapon
• Eat this then: http://www.benjerry.com/images/product/oswcomboc.gif : Ryno