Evening Reading

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• wee nm im dumb : Nighteyes
• You have to do a bunch of funky shit with windows, like edit the registry. I'm just waiting for SP1 to co... : gregorybrown

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• i swear i uploaded that picture at a higher resolution! : Break
• homo's say something like it sucks or get bigger speakers or something : Break

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• hehehe : land

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• I try to give orders, like the last game I was an axis, I said to take the south bases instead of the air... : Portax
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  TEH PLANES! WE HAVE TO PROTECT TEH PLANES! : awoihjaweohr
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    Speaking of the planes...the Axis were so fed up with me and J4nus they parked the Destroyer right next t... : ghost in my shell
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      It really does make you wonder, everyone is so desperate for the planes, but then once they get them, whe... : awoihjaweohr
      • I only use the planes to get to a base quicker. I feel bad about taking them, so I only take them when th... : Portax
      • you know they dont even make it off the runway right? one guy gets a plane, the other guy gets mad and b... : Nighteyes
      • they fly upside down and get owned by flak... : Theos
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      Was a good move by Thrud to use the destroyer like that. First time since I've been playing that it's be : indosauros
      • Its not fun being shot at by one of those things >"( : ghost in my shell
      • yeah, it was definitely a "war is hell" feeling when I was spawn killed 3 times in a row (along with a sh... : Piotyr
    • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5337587 that really sucked...that asshole Thrud was really cleaning ... : Piotyr
    • i was equally fristrated because no one would help me get rid of you guys, I finally called in the destro... : fragasm
• Just finished one up on Haiku's a few minutes ago. Axis won by 7 I think, was real close. Kick ass game... : Bali

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• I'll try that, thanks. (WTF?!) : Omaha

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  NFL2K3 > Madden > * : Dimmona
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    Heh.. Wrong by a long shot. Madden = Quality. 2KX is approaching but isn't quite there yet. Good write up... : Delithio
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      NFL2K3 is fun, Madden is frustration. : Maarten Goldstein
      • Give this man a medal! : firebone
    • Umm, I've played both. I was a huge Madden 2002 fan, but after playing both of the 2K3 versions I picked... : Dimmona
• i'm not buying another football game until 04 probably. last one i bought was 00. i don't really know why... : 82nd

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• dem snipes be dun broked son! : Theos
• I am getting a 404 on the links. : -=fatman=-
• *sigh* : Lunatic Angelic
• most of the links don't work :( : drucifer
• just so you know http://users.lvcm.com/alphawolf/Artillery/jeep500.jpg and http://users.lvcm.com/alphawol... : Turd Ferguson
• Aww I would like hiding in a bush and snipe ppl on the other side of the map! : ghost in my shell
• My webhost just b0rked, be back again shortly. :\ : Lunatic Angelic
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  Can you hear me now? =P Webhost back up. : Lunatic Angelic
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    COMIN' IN LOUD AND CLEAR ON THIS END, HUSTON LUNA.}b : MuaaSan
    • er, Houston... : MuaaSan
• Dude your sitting duck if your on top of a hill. Hiding in the bushes is much more effective. I've crawle... : tension
• What video card are you using, Luna? The colors look much fuller than my GF3. : Dechter
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  "Vehicle Surfing" is actually quite useful, tactically speaking. A passenger in a jeep can't fire his we... : Dechter
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    yeah but good luck hitting anything : Piotyr
    • I hit someone with a bazooka while standing on the hood of a jeep. : Dechter
• I hate it when you tell scouts (snipers) to give targets for artillery, and they don't even bother. : Kiriakos

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• That is beyond cool. In the broken light bulb you can see the little particles of glass swirling about. T... : mofo
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  The bubble popping one is freakin' amazing to watch. Wow. : MuaaSan
  • I agree! The rest you can pretty much imagine, but the bubble is the strange.. : davatar
• damn, that water droplet on the coil is cool. : king_darius
• +1 leet : Theos
• holy shit, that popping bubble one is insane! : Nullzero
• dude once i can run doom III at 12,000 fps i'm so not going to need one of these : noven
• These are awesome. Mr.sleepy, you're the coolest guy ever! : revinant
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  well color me shafted! http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5336093 : -Panther-
  • *points and laughs* : smax

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  You need to grow up : Tissen
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    Nah it's not that. I just don't wanna go anywhere and they're giving me shit about it. : freak!
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      How old are your brother and sister? OMGA/S/LPICS+DIVX! : Tissen
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        27 and 29. I don't think I'll show you anything... you're an odd one. : freak!
        • You should go out. You're turning 21... Last I checked, it doesn't happen many times. : geedeck
        • Then they know how to have a good time. Go with them, it's probably going to be loads of fun. : Tissen
• if they foot the bill, I would take them up on it. Could be fun, but I can understand about the 21 bit. I... : ultramega

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• the K7N420 isn't : Toraz Chryx
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  what chipset would you prefer, SiS? sis seems to make good chips but they come to the market too late : noven
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    the Asus A7S333 = sweet little board for a sweet price :) : Toraz Chryx
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      I would buy a KT333 board without hesitation !! : rookieone
      • SiS 745 > VIA KT333 Okay, so the KT333 is faster.. but the SiS745 actually _works_ :) : Toraz Chryx
• Mine is SiS 645. Nifty little sucker. : nomaad

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• Yes it is not looking good. :( : skynet

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• nope, you still gotta adjust. : freak!

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• Small games > Big large llamafests : Blackdawgg
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  Yea, I brought the Destroyer up to the beach and I'm trying to fire the Artillery guns onto the airfield,... : ashkie
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    John "ashkie" Rambo! : radula
    • He was doing really well, too. I switched to engineer to try and come help him, but he left right afte... : freak!
    • PART 9 : jedi_27
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    I was trying to capture bases and blow up stuff. I managed to get a couple of decent binocular shots, ... : freak!
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      Yea, by that time I had 2 airplanes bombing me to shit :/ : ashkie
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        It sucks that no one noticed you till too late to help as your engineer. Were you in the harbor or did yo... : goatsecxy
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          I drove it around to the airfield and I was blowing the hell outta their planes. I didnt have enough engi... : ashkie
          • we got lucky that our guys shot their planes down and after that we never let one take off again. : goatsecxy
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      "decent binocular shots" - ok how does that work ? : jedi_27
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        scouts can use their binocs to spot for artillary : Degenerate
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          right i know that part, but does the artilery get a better shot or does it auto-aim ? : jedi_27
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            I think how it works is the artillary uses the alt fire and their view changes to the binocs view or some... : Degenerate
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              excellent! i am going to have to check this shit out tonight : jedi_27
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                you can actually spot for yourself. just scope in on something with the binocs and call for artillary sup... : Degenerate
                • ok that is cool as hell. time to play around with the scout class some more tonight : jedi_27
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              this game has hella-depth. i love it and odn't even play it that much : Paranoid Android
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                So how do you want to die today? : Nighteyes
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                  I actually bombed you from an airplane today. Watching you fly near me when you're on the other team is ... : freak!
                  • Agreed. Nighteyes is best kept on YOUR team.. he kept smoking me left and right this morning.. I unloade... : beastrabban

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  ram it with a jeep omg : noven
  • That's the answer to everything in that game. : Tissen
• If you just hold down the reverse key, sometimes they'll get loose... : beastrabban
• You can swim, but it takes a long time and you'll die if the ship isn't close enough. : skynet
• Take an airplane or hitch a ride on one and parachute down onto zee boat. : freak!
• yeah, people need to understand that you don't have to land them on the fucking sand. Stop where they can... : rookieone

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  Sad. And very odd how disparate these two communities are. : Odoyle
  • He actually did post 3-4 times on the shackcomments... : -TKF-
• Very sad. Its bad when someone so young passes away. : Degenerate
• Freakiest part was that he was still connected to ICQ when everyone heard. Thats gotta be unnverving to s... : ashkie
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  Same planet, different worlds. : Tissen
  • its a bizzaro world : mr brown
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    but STILL a shacker! : -TKF-
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      dead shacker....... : land
      • /takes hat off for the fallen shacker ;( : Tissen
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  wtf? Theres like old ppl who post on the shack forums. 35..52..34 : Nighteyes
  • I'm 40 : Old_Fart
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    I'm 31 :( : Degenerate
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      damn dude! you are no longer hip : jedi_27
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        what is hip? : thekidd
        • it's what we break. : Phil
        • I have a bad hip. : Tissen
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    35 isn't old >:( : x-eyd|mary
    • especially when you *are* 35.. like me... :( : beastrabban
    • you are > 35 and that good at 1942! fucking awesome, there is hope for me in the future! : jedi_27
  • 30+ : -TKF-
  • I'm 31 : Tissen
  • I'm 36. : Phil
  • I'm 212. : awoihjaweohr
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  i'm 6'0" : teh snail
  • i'm about 6'' myself. : noven
• Jake, in memory aka g1mp http://www.koivukoski.net/ : -TKF-

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• /me queues up token goatse response : skynet
• /me queues up token tubgirl response : land
• /me queues up token naked madgrad response : Degenerate
• Probably Tubgirl or Goatse! Or maybe even like Madgrad! : ashkie
• /me queues up token 'no u' response : Tissen
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  * Thread Closed * : -TKF-
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5339067 : land
• _\|/_ Yeah! : radula
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  http://www.theforumisdown.com/uploadfiles/0702/quake4!!.JPG : noven
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    LOOK AT THIS PEOPLE OMG! copypaste or dropndrag : noven
    • haha! cute. : skynet

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  Yeah, I hate that! STFU while I eat! That's almost as bad as the time the bimbo in the office next to... : xocsida
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    dude that calls for a punch in teh face : Blackdawgg
    • indeed it does! : Degenerate
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  They're just trying to socialize with you. This is a good thing. : arizona bay
  • They dont try to socalize the other 7.g hours of the day. Just when I'm fucking eating my breakfast. The ... : Degenerate
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    i think they try to steal his food : BadRespawn
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      wouldnt suprise me. bunch of savages in this twon. : Degenerate
      • omg clerks'd : noven
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  thanks man. I was too upset to repost it. :( and I just hit a 288 second PRL! >:( : Degenerate
  • Haha..no problem! Nobody should mess with a man and his breakfast! : xocsida
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  You eating -> you look like you're taking a break. So they think it's ok to stop and talk to you since yo... : Tissen
  • Bingo. : arizona bay
• Someones going to be farting soon! : NukeDukem
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  People need to fuck off between 8-9 am. It's as simple as that. : Phil
  • SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOT THE CASE OF THE MONDAYS : NukeDukem
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  fuck people do that to me all the time during lunch. do they not see the food sitting on my desk!!! do t... : jedi_27
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    was that a question!!! : land
    • rhetorical : jedi_27

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  Thou shalt not question the godlike intellect of the moderators! : xvdl
  • hahaha! There's a laugh! :) : xocsida
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  I do believe the idea is that Upton Sinclair or not, it could start a massive, annoying hobo thread :( ... : Paranoid Android
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    The Jungle and EPIC Plan are probably his best known works : smdever
    • I've only read the jungle, it was for a class, and it was funny, the teacher liked you if you liked the b... : Paranoid Android
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  Chill down there, mister web surfer dude. =) : Tissen
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    COWABUNGA! : Degenerate
    • Ninja, ninja rap! : matrix
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    Today I am Mr. smdever to you : smdever
    • you're still my manse toy though right? : esad

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• ever == that you have played yet? i heard over in the crab nebulae they have some pretty good games. : radula
• I lI like how when you kill allies they sometimes go like, "oh damn" : freak!
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  Nearly as fun as Q1 was when it hit the scene.. Villiagers need MORE MAPS though.. I'm getting a little t... : beastrabban
  • In good time. : freak!
• Nono, it's the "Most Funnest" : geedeck

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• That joke makes me sad. : Deathlove
• Thank you. I'd like my 1 minute back plz! : skynet
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  That's horrible pup. : geedeck
  • funniest joke ever : pupismyname
• DIE :-p I liked it I guess, hehehe : land
• Either : That joke sucks or I don't get the subliminal message : rookieone
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  Is there a joke in there somewhere? : Tissen
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    The joek si yuo! : Nighteyes
    • Im mi5Tar fUnnay!! : Tissen

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  haha! omg PA was funny! : skynet
  • bad skynet! thats not funny! : jedi_27
• but really, of all the funnay it this game, i think they could have found something more.... : NexusOne
• :¬| : Degenerate
• Still not funny, though. : Tissen
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  omg i hate penny arcade they just bitch about everything except playstation 2, its NOT LIKE YOU CANT REBI... : noven
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    um, i dont think they were bitching, it was more related to the panic of being suddenly airborn minus the... : NexusOne
    • Nah its for the noobs who dont know what key is the parachute, funny watching ppl fall from their plane..... : Nighteyes
  • first off its a joke. second off its the GAMECUBE they love, not the ps2 : jedi_27
  • THE GORILLA JOKE GOT TO YOU! Mission SUCCES! : -TKF-
• meh, totally mediocre : land
• Your guy will yell "GERONIMOOOOOooo..." if you fly high enough and bail out without immediately pulling o : Odoyle

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• ok master : noven
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  uhm, ew : aveil
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    Better than nothin.... : ashkie
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      and what would you like, oh powerful one? : land
      • I want some waffles! : ashkie

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  except it doesn't often work, stupid game, blast radius on shells v infantry needs to be like double :-p : land
  • Yea, if you sit in the house by the health thingie, they cant kill you. : ashkie

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  Those crazy mesotopians : smdever
  • "i'm about to get mesopotamian on your ass." : pupismyname
• Don't you mean into 140 parts? : xvdl
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  blatant attempt for informative! : mr brown
  • agreed, your post should get informative'd : noven
• Hey I think it's cool, be nice. : land
• I really think this smartass (just kidding) deserves an informative : rookieone

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  Probably because they tested chemicals on dogs. Not particularly surprising, but the public will sympath... : arizona bay
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    the US tested chemicals on humans : BadRespawn
    • sshhhh! : Degenerate
    • i care not for people, but i like the doggies : NexusOne
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      dude, humans are not nearly as cute as puppies. : xvdl
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        you may have a point there : BadRespawn
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          Yes, human suffering is perfectly OK, in fact most people seem to applaud it. But don' touch the widdle c : xvdl
          • and only because dogs were white.. if they were black, the whole south US would go: "Hey, maybe thos... : teh snail
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  THE POOR DOG YOU BASTARD! : Blackdawgg
  • No no no, I didn't mean the Dog video, I meant the one showing them training around mock homes and offic : xocsida
• Pro-pa-gan-da! : Tissen
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  * Never seen before footage* : Degenerate
  • Yeah, I guess it's news-worthy for that reason alone. It's been the headline on cnn.com for three da... : xocsida
• didn't really expect them to be having armed conflicts in us cities : noven
• because most ppl are idiots : nurall
• Its not surprising, its just that there hasn't been anything significant happening for a while so the fed... : TwiLyght

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  All those women have diseases. : zakk
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    that was intelligent. : virus
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      such are the perils of teh intarweb. : Juno
      • true, true. : virus
• What does a typical coration femal look like? : radicus
• this wasnt a drinking vacation was it? I hear good things about women from eastern bloc countries. I hea... : ultramega
• that's crazy speak and you're insane : archon
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  then you haven't been to norway : ( : proclone1
  • I didnt think they were all that hot : radicus
  • Man, the norwegian girls at my uni were by far the hottest. There were some real ugly fattiest too, but t... : moshman
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  "SURE" http://www.q-net.net.au/~adamme/photos/Jennifer_Connelly2002.jpg : -TKF-
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    is it me or does she have way too much makeup on :( : sexninja!!!!
    • she looks incredible : -TKF-
    • where are your saturday pics, foo!? : El Guapo
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    ARGH EXTREME CLOSEUP. : xvdl
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      It's cool because if you lick your monitor it's almost like making out with the real Jennifer Connelly. : arizona bay
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        it looks like a lizard to me : NukeDukem
        • Lizard love is normal! It's dry and hot.. friction is above normal! : -TKF-
  • she looks kinda man-ish to me : ostrichboy
• you've never been to spain or brazil then i think those are spots with the hottest womens : Break
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  A Croatian woman selling flowers in Zagreb. http://www.un.org/av/photo/159225.jpg : ClearLee
  • Every country in the world has its share of disgusting chicks : Blackdawgg
  • HOT!!! : Odoyle
  • I'm pretty sure virus was talking about the younger women. Just because you don't know anything about a c... : nomaad
• this is true virus....one thing you are forgetting though is that when they get older they look like this... : redfive
• hey, where are teh anti-virus pics? : mr brown

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  man, it was damn tasty too. The only thing that rivals a bacon, egg & cheese sandwich is a nice biscuit &... : Degenerate
  • lalalalalala, I'm not listening, lalalalalalalla : xocsida
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    really i thought sex was better then that heart stopping food ;) : jedi_27
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      how about sex + heart stopping food? : skynet
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        seinfeld'd : thekidd
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          a pastrami sandwich! : skynet
          • mmmmmmmmmmm tasty : jedi_27
• Oddly enough, I was just about to make bacon and eggs, and I thought how healthy it would be to have oatm : xvdl

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• GLIDE FOREVER YO! }y ]* : Degenerate
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  Oh yeah, and it's all because of bf1942#%%@ : NotACommunist
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    I have a Voodoo2 as well. But I'm waiting for the 9700 Pro. \m/ : Ryno
    • I can't wait@%%@# : NotACommunist

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  The funny thing is if you have access to a few guns and guys in turbans, you could probably have them run... : xvdl
  • WHOA!! I should go and round up all the EE guys here and we should make a movie : smdever
  • Now there's a good idea.. I just don't think CIBC would like my business plan "Fake Terrorist Organizati... : teh snail
• A journalism ethics expert o_0 : Degenerate

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  I know I pressed reply... : nomaad
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    ja.zz has an evil reply button. : Degenerate
    • it has been kind to me lately : BadRespawn
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  You know, it's not even that much fun making fun of people that bork up the reply button these days. It... : xocsida
  • especially to me. :( : Degenerate

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• Yea, its a very frustrating game with people who jerk off and just do random stupid shit. Makes me want t... : ashkie
• at least its not as bad as tribes 2 in that regard : paper chase guy
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  the biggest prob is that everyone wants to play rambo w/ planes (cause they think they wont get killed as... : epit
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    heh, its funny how the tide will start turning once the axis takes the airport or the allies sink the car... : paper chase guy
    • er, because they can't fly planes anymore, to finish that thought : paper chase guy
    • yeap. that, or alies has 3 /good/ pilots that dont crash...man, we had it where they were crisscrossing o... : epit
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    I'm proud to say I think I'm pilot material. I placed 3rd on my team in a game earlier and I spent 90% of... : haikeebah!
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      funny, I thought I was AA material for shootin you outta the sky so many times ;) : epit
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        heh, now we all know shooting AA is easier - but yeah you got me like 4 times the 2nd game I was in I thi... : haikeebah!
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          haha..I defintely think AA has the upper hand. I remember knockin you and harvord down a bunch, but no on... : epit
          • hehe the AA rocks, though I had a tough time hitting nighteyes with it cause he weaves like a mofo and ne... : paper chase guy
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            Good job tho. Not many people use AA well. For my sake I hope it stays that way! : haikeebah!
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              I was gonna say the same to you for those stats you posted - not too many ppl can do that without crashin... : epit
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                well you notice I didnt say we won. We lost. skill really isn't everything and I spend too much concentra... : haikeebah!
                • 2nd "slack"= scarce. doh it's late. : haikeebah!
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                  yea, I still need to figure out how that tickets/points system works. all I know is if axis gains all th... : epit
                  • I think that the Axis needs to occupy at least 1/2 the land bases for their points to stop dropping compl... : haikeebah!
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          artillery can be very effective as AA. it just takes one hit :) : BadRespawn
          • I took three planes down last night with the destroyers deck guns. One of them was an Axis plane though. ... : Degenerate
    • i think i can handle the planes ok now after practicing a few hours in single player... i can do some nut... : paper chase guy
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    no doubt.. one of the most constant scenarios i see is 1-4 guys waiting for a plane WHILE axis are ta... : pyide
    • heh they should all be playing aces high... don't have to wait to respawn a plane in that and it's mostly... : paper chase guy
• Yeah im getting pissed off at people who just fly around, i've counted 3 times where allies didnt have a ... : Blackdawgg
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  Having a class you "like" is good, and maybe coordingating initial attacks and actions around that roster... : haikeebah!
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    heh, I didnt even know that existed until you mentioned it in passing earlier. it totally rocks... I was ... : paper chase guy
    • It's the shizzle mah nizzle. ;) : haikeebah!
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    i pick up kits any time i can/need to, be it low on ammo, wanting a bazooka, sniper, wrench, bomb etc : pyide
    • what sucks is that you cannot always grab the packs you might need, and then you choose the one in the re... : rookieone
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  Shack Clan? : 5150 Joker
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    dada dada dada dada dada dada dada SHACK-CLAN SHACK-CLAN SHACK-CLAN : drucifer
    • FPC.Rookieone ready for action (or something...) : rookieone

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  I didn't like it too much. Seemed like a mess, and the combat wasn't too much fun. EGM gave it a real kic... : ostrichboy
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    Why do people insist on stopping by my desk when they see I'm eating breakfast and talking? JAckass: S... : Degenerate
    • I hate the reply button. >:( : Degenerate
• Gameforms didn't care for it either: http://www.gameforms.com/games/xbox/dtrights/review.php : geedeck