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• So very sad man. SBC Techsuppot is a bunch of dopes. : jjlaw
• my swbell dsl ip address resolves to lubbock.dialup or some lameness : overtoke
• and I miss my Geforce4 >:( : Wolfanoz
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  dognose, I know of place where you can get friendly techs to give you real answers for sbc dsl internet. ... : boomstickah
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    Cool deal, thanks, very much. I'm bout to tell them to fuck off and go blow strange men under bridges ... : dognose
    • ahh heh you're one sick dude : male/grunt
    • gee... I know people that do it for free ;-) : Wolfanoz
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    Haha boomstickah you suck : boomstickah
    • No you suck idiot I hate myself : boomstickah
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  My dad and stepmom work for SBC. They say it's bad enough in the regular telecomms area. SBC Internet i... : Kaiser
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    They're all totally nice on the phone, but then just when I think someone's gonna finally help, someone c... : dognose
    • When I moved in to my first apartment all the pizza places thought my number was a cell phone number. :( : matrix
• With SBC you have to stick on top of them like mofo. Also, try and get a hold of either a Manager or a r... : Q-ball
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  Have you ever tried Qwest? LOL.... : Torm
  • don't Qwest sucks. : jjlaw
  • I hope everyone at Qwest suddenly dies : maalox
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  I have SBC DSL service...kind of. My DSL took 5 weeks to move from one apartment to a new apartment 2 blo... : -=fatman=-
  • Yeah, my speed is crappy too. : gregorybrown

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• Spoonful of granulated sugar, eaten dry. Gross, I know :( : dognose
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  Hold breath, count to 1,000,000 : drucifer
  • Don't go too fast though, it screws things up. 1 a second is good. : krazy_yak
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  drink a glass of water through a paper napkin or paper towel. Works every time. : accused
  • call it a myth, it works, it's easy. : accused
• while holding your nostrils closed and ears closed drink a glass of water. Kind of tricky to do, just use... : Lawgiver
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  stupid, stupid myths. all you have to do is drink water slowly, without breathing (through your nose). i ... : vodor
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    until you hicup while you do it and actually feel like your lungs are going to burst. :/ : quietb0y
    • yeah, maybe i won't do that anymore. :( : vodor
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  Being scared works. Giggles will tell me "Italian food for dinner", and that cures me every time. : dognose
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    you lie! there is no giggles! : quietb0y
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      Um I beg to differ! I do exist! If you go to Qcon you can see me in person. : Giggles
      • She'll be the one with a dognose in her ear :D : drucifer
      • ... the voices in my head still say your lying... 4193 secs is a long ass wait... : quietb0y
• severe beating via heavy lead pipe. : johnny rotten
• Cup hands in front of mouth > Breathe in and out deeply for about 5 breaths > take one more big long inta... : Packet Loss
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  Massage your diaphragm muscle. Suck your breath in and feel the bottom of your rib cage. All around, ri... : tedv
  • informative! : {Venger}
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  Steal a road cone and cut off the tip have a friend drive a car with you in the passenger seat pull dow... : {Venger}
  • i like this post : vodor
  • If I knew what ventro looked like, that picture in my mind would be complete kekekek : quietb0y
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  honestly, my girlfriend and I have a technique that works EVERY time. 1) Take a deep breath and let ... : shackstore.com
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    all these convoluted techniques all boil down to the same simple thing: concentrate on, and control, your... : vodor
    • you are correct sir! that technique we have has now been mastered and it works every single time, FYI : shackstore.com
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  i'm imagining this guy doing all these things : accused
  • I'm imagining your ass as a vagina. : indeego

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• No. : thief

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  aw, you ruined his adventure! you should act like some big scary man all the time and be the evil hous... : land
  • I try. I always yell at kids that cut through our lawn : AllYourBase
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  www.shackpics.com/allyourbase.jpg : {Venger}
  • damn, that was mean, yet funny. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • scary? neg. Goofy? \| ;) : land
  • =) How scared was the kid? : johnny rotten
  • is that the kid he scared off? : fragasm
• You have offically become a mean old man. : phlavor
• AHAHAHAH! thats exactly what I did too last last last week! HAHAHAHa..funny. There were these three lit... : BobBarker
• FIrst thing I thought of when you said he bolted: 2nd floor, window spot, awp, zoomed. in the back ... : thekidd

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  what are you using there, is that a windows skin or something? : Orion
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    yeah man... 1 - how do you make that little "dock" at the top 2 -what icons are on the "dock" 3- how... : ventro
    • it looks like geoshell to me. http://www.geoshellx.com/ : --Viscid--
• whoa whoa wait a sec... explain your desktop/background etc and provide links :) : OverBurN
• nice desktop : Silent1
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  How many of you actually wear computer-related logo shirts in public? I've got several IBM and Intel shi... : TwiLyght
  • I have a Rockstar Shirt i wear and a Zelda 64 T-shirt also : Blackdawgg
  • have a global crossings t-shirt. got it for free at a university career fair one time. too bad they are... : Orion
  • I've accidently gone out of the house in my BeOS shirt. : RatBastard
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    I really want that bsod shirt. : princessjeni
    • BSOD shirt: www.errorwear.com/huge-bsod.html $13.95 + $3 S&H within the us. / V : {Venger}
  • i actually saw a chick wearing a linux/unix certificatoins shirt. : Turd Ferguson
  • Only the shack shirt really. The others are too ugly. : {Venger}
• explain your desktop >:( : needlez
• I've got a Deus Ex shirt that has the DE logo on the front, and on the back in huge white letters it says... : jenkin
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  *cough*showing off desktop*cough* : zorak
  • yeah i am telling mom! : Orion
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    Actually i couldn't find another way to get the email copied from into like Photoshop. So instead of just... : huds0n
    • Atari pasted it before http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5264676 but the actual email makes more sense th... : Portax
    • yeah soo ahhh.....how about that desktop then? : Orion
    • you know, you could have just pressed alt+PrintScreen to get the e-mail window instead of your entire des... : king_darius
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  what diso of linux are you using??? : brutal
  • I believe it's called Windows XP =P : daler mehndi

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• why would it? : 82nd
• DDR will be the start of WWIII.... Mark my words. : Wolfanoz
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  As long as there are sweaty fat people with quarters and a coupon for subway, it will exist. : pigvomit
  • But I'm a PONY!!! : -=fatman=-
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  everytime I see DDR I think of the memory type. : ScoobySnack
  • I'm the opposite. I hate that game for screwing up my memory knowledge. : Portax
  • Or the former Eastern Germany. : Tissen
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  sadly, believe it or not it is. It is no longer the most popular arcade game in japan. It has been pass... : AllYourBase
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    Yeah, I saw some crazy fool playing that shit at the arcade... I was just like "You fucking crazy bitch."... : Nullzero
    • it's tough to learn. Have you seen the video of the guy playing with coke bottles? : AllYourBase
• because they have to torture me : Turd Ferguson
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  Screw DDR! Give me "MURDER SIMULATORS!!!!" : pigvomit
  • damn hippies : Turd Ferguson
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  what did DDR ever do to you? : slax0r
  • I was a nice straight man who now enjoys HOMOSEX : Dimmona
• It will die as soon as it claims the life of some drunken, bloated, mouth-breathing retard who's forced t... : Rev. Trimble

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• there was a post a day or two ago about that. the jist: say I've got dsl through SBC w/dynamic IPs. I put... : killypoopoo
• they're = their...fuck : killypoopoo

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  Moulin Rouge? South Park: BLU? : Kiwi Man
  • yeah, maybe Southpark... : drucifer
  • BLU? Blue Lagoon Unlimited? : futtbucker
• i said the same thing when i saw it.. even though its horribly sad, its fucking amazing. : pyide
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  It made me cry. T_T : karen sympathy
  • Oh, come on be a man :< : moz
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  that movie sucked a sack. Only reason i watched it is because Bjork is awesome. : beefmarine
  • You need to watch old tyme musicals like \n/West Syyyyde Story\n/. : futtbucker
• What about "Cannibal! The Musical"? Pure liquid genius. http://us.imdb.com/Title?0115819 : Eggnog
• Buffy: Once More With Feeling pwns j00. : geedeck
• That movie is so sad. That part where she is singing in prison... :*( Now that I'm thinking about it, : protoman

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  http://www.shackstuff.tk/ : Portax
  • Thank you kind sir! : brutal
• It's missing the "What Time is it " dance. : brutal

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• it's either a typo or a silly joke that the legal/marketing people failed to pick up : male/grunt
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  just you. : sharkII
  • oh... I'm retarded.... second glance shows me what you are talking about. That is odd. : sharkII
• maybe the person who wrote it was a 21 year old female from hong kong : pyide
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  Isn't ICQ from Israel? Maybe they're not so hot with the engrish either. : futtbucker
  • Yes, ICQ was originaly written by programmers in isreal. Who knows where it's being developed now that A... : Hizzow
• Typos in software? Never! : geedeck

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• nop. It made me throw up : Hamfucker
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  yes: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5223524 : needlez
  • heh - I just saw it on HardOCP's main page... still funny. : sharkII
• I grinned a lot, but I do anyway. : dognose
• hehe, funny : futtbucker
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  what game is that? : kronologik
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    Another Fucking Military FPS (tm) : vodor
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      You kakaface, its Battlefield 1942 of course! : awoihjaweohr
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        just like i said! : vodor
        • I bet you're a DNF Lover! : awoihjaweohr
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      As the head fanboy for this title, I reserve the right to defend this game. This will make me look dumb, ... : {Venger}
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        Digital Illusions rock \m/ The pinball games they did for the Amiga in the early nineties were \m/ : Toraz Chryx
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          Motorhead. Rallisport Challenge. They just kick butt don't they? : {Venger}
          • Pinball Dreams/Fantasies/Illusions > * That is all. : Toraz Chryx
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        well yeah, since i didn't accuse them of being copycats, that's a bit moot. it still is, afterall, anothe... : vodor
        • Im a little tired of the theme too, and Id love Halo PC or BF2042 with futuristic vehicles and weapons in... : {Venger}
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        I battle you for the title as head fanboy! >:( : needlez
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          Would you win if we dueled in C:E one on one using only planes? / V : {Venger}
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            let's wait for the multiplayer demo of bf1942..hehehe ^^ I've been training : needlez
            • Ive been training all my life for this final battle. You will go down like a burnt squirrrel. : {Venger}
  • ph34r the Battlefield 1942! I can't believe so many have missed this ultimate sweetness.. : needlez
• hahaha, that's pretty good... : timmie

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• Wha? Who told you this? : awoihjaweohr
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  btea players? : nyranger66
  • btea=beta : nyranger66
  • Oh, blah. : adhy
  • I wanna sign up for that : needlez

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• Got it. Finished it a couple days ago. It's quite good but not your typical Tom Clancy novel. : stump

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  1.16f i believe. The dreamcast version. : johnny rotten
  • incorrect : podizzle

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  Simpsons did it. : drucifer
  • we need more cams...Maybe I could get one too...DruCam would roXor! : drucifer
  • I was walking around the house today saying "Simsons did it!" over and over outloud - to nobody in partic... : jenkin
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  Arent domain names $35/year nowadays? : {Venger}
  • Some firms get away with $10 USD per year. : boolean
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    There are some free redirect services out there. : Portax
    • And I remember a few register the domain for you. The downside is that they get to keep the domain and if... : Portax
  • www.godaddy.com is 9 bucks a year with a free forwarder : land
• Somebosy Intervene with Ashkie! : indeego
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  PrincessJeni is looking HOT : Kashmir
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    Did she get a boob job? : Do_Or_Die
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      Actually, I've become TRANSGENDER. ;p : princessjeni
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        No, that's not it. Are you sure you didn't do something to your hair? : Portax
        • Well yeah. But that's part of the "process" I'm undergoing! : princessjeni
      • yeah I hear SF has that effect on women : fragasm
• maybe we need www.shackgams.com too? : BulletPro

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  1/2 way through that 12 packer? : accused
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    Yeah....six down..but now we are going to eat.....If only I had picked up some chicken breasts and salad.... : mp7rox
    • That reminds me! I've got chicken boobs marinading in the fridge! YAY!@ : princessjeni
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  well scrap that we are going out to eat now..... Crap I thought I'd be saving some cash..ahahaa : mp7rox
  • I hope you're not driving with 6 beers in you :( : jenkin

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  HULK SMASH! : drucifer
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    assuming I don't meet the HULK along the way? : carnivore
    • I would remove the heatsink to be careful...but then you risk cracking the core by removing and reseating... : drucifer
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    hey Drucifer, you ever have a problem with your TV-out getting messed up when it switches resolutions? : carnivore
    • On the Hauppauge Won-TV or the ATI all-in-wonder? (I have both) Honestly, neither have given me any pr... : drucifer

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  why is www.google.com written in hoorj? : fragasm
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    What is this hoorj that you post of??? : brutal
    • http://www.google.com/intl/is/ : fragasm
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  Forget about google shackbars! http://www.dqsd.net/ : male/grunt
  • *installed* : {Venger}
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  Why???? Why not? is the google search box gone????? If you say it is, then I guess so. :) : Portax
  • Wise guy.:} : brutal
• Woops it's still there.I had to do the shack pref's over.Sorry I forgot that you have to do that. : brutal

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• 72 hours usually should be the longest. : shackstore.com
• It normally takes upwards of 24 hours for DNS information to propigate. Chill out! Most ISPs do it late a... : Eggnog

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• I wouldn't put them in the same class as violent criminals, but criminals is good enough. Just prosecute ... : Dreagon

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  sweet, that's old school save style, i like it! : fragasm
  • yea i guess but it's really lame since i didnt have a whole lot of money to buy potions at the begining ... : -=kodiak=-

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• yep : vodor
• I agree, even if you don't like Linux, you should try it out to see it work. It's truly amazing. : Portax
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  how large is the download/iso/whatever? : pyide
  • its a 680 download i believe : nyranger66
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    700MB ISO file. You'll need an 80 minute CD to burn it to. : Entity
    • thats one meaty download! thanks : pyide
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  I couldn't get networking to work :( : mr.sleepy
  • Probably had a funny card or a residential gateway. I properly configured my network when I was running R... : Entity
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  you burn it to a cd and it can boot up using linux? no need for installations and funky partitions? : jerkinisnice
  • Yep, just boot it and it'll load up. It's not going to completely work for everyone of course like hirez ... : Portax
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    And it comes with *everything*. And I mean ... everything. If I knew how to do a screencap in Linux I w... : Entity
    • Knoppix has Open Office, which CAN open MS Office documents! : TroZ

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• it works ok for me, but they are pretty lame as an organization. : hal9000
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  all I remember was DNS servers that took about 45-60 sec to return an IP address and pings upwards of 250 : BeerHunter
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    I used to have Pac Bell with static IP and download speeds of 778k/sec and nice low pings to UT servers a... : dognose
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      They did that to you? wierd.. I have my same static IP / 1.5Mbit connection so far. If they make me chang... : moz
      • They claim they "can't" do that any more, I bet they just wanna sell me a 5 IP package for $100/month :( : dognose
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  haha, owned! sucker. www.speakeasy.net/dsl : edward
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    Only thing stopping me is the signup fee, I'm so mad at SBC : dognose
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      http://www.speakeasy.net/dsl/bestservice/11619 i hear yah on the sign up fee, but this deal is really ... : edward
      • Holy shit, nice!!!! : dognose
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  i'm fine with it, what sort of troubles are you having? : mr.sleepy
  • None so far, except they won't connect me : dognose

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• maalox said it and klerck saw it, liked it and ran with it. : dognose
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  The depths of \m/HELL\m/ , as far as I'm concerned : futtbucker
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    It was FUNNY before it got runned inna ground :( : dognose
    • like DNF threads =/ : fragasm
• I thought everyone just got real tired of hearing "Sniff You" and decided to say "No You" instead : Giggles
• I thought it was from Dude Where's My Car? : skynet

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• porno best blow job ever.mpg : Kashmir
• Blonde Redhead - Without Feathers on windows cd player. : karen sympathy
• Everything but the Girl - Before today : princessjeni
• venetian snares - suasive chess strategy : vodor
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  nevermore - believe in nothing : fart
  • hurray for you!!!!! : vile
• Fartz Injustice. (thanks DN) : accused
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  I want music - don't have speakers though (they don't let us have them here at 1 (800) SNIF-YOU. : Giggles
  • Wow, it sure would be cool if they made little speakers for your head... you know, have tiny speakers, li... : Juno
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  that new eminem song. "LA LA LA LA LA" : mr.sleepy
  • Without Me. : Entity

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• "MAY Sell Videogames" Nothing's for sure at this point. : Odoyle
• crap crap crap : Do_Or_Die
• /checks pocket $2.63 >:( : johnny rotten
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  maybe we can scrape up enough collectively on the Shack and buy it? =( : fragasm
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    That would be funny. Today in the news, a group of nerds from some website called shacknews bought Bli... : Anti_dentite
    • HAHAHAHAHAHA, funniest comment all day. : fragasm
    • Ive got $2.53 to pitch in! : pigvomit
  • hell yes, that would be cool : Turd Ferguson
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    We could bend them to our will! Imagine a shack game made by blizzard. : archon
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      3DRealms is already making the perfect game for me and I don't gotta buy shit except the game when it's r... : dognose
      • It better have damn plastic cowboy hats in it or I want a full refund : archon
      • But, from the revenue generated by blizzard you could buy all sorts of DNF stuff. : Anti_dentite
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  Dont worry maybe Westwood will buy them and finally create the ultimate rts with Elves vs Orcs vs Undead ... : firehawk
  • *spooge* : {Venger}
  • That would be SUCKTASTIC!!! : johnny rotten
  • Hahah... that's be great. : Nullzero
• Starcraft 2! Xbox exclusive!!!! >: : Ben Barker

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• I just ran the installer in win98 compatibility mode : magila
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  Yeah, I never got system shock 2 to work on 2k, maybe theres a patch out there? I think it might work in ... : krazy_yak
  • I got it to work. You have to use the command prompt and type something in first. It's on the looking ... : Anti_dentite
• there is a command line option you can use to bypass that check. Can't remember what it is tought : Hamfucker

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  Operation Bay Shield : scythide
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    ahhh the memories. Go find a Dank & Scud comic too! : hirez
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      All the D&S links I have are dead. >:( My favorite D&S was when they ran into DOOMGuy and went to Phobo... : RatBastard
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        not that hard to find surprisingly, a quick google turns up http://www.quakecomics.qc.ca/ : magila
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          Except that that link does not work. Can't locate server. >:( : RatBastard
          • hrm, works fine here : magila
          • Works for me. : Portax
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  blablalicious! : yonderboy
  • blahblahlicious is the shit... period. -Rev. : Rev. Trimble
• qdq fucking owns : vodor
• Personally, I like Quake Done Quick with a Vengeance! Nightmare skill level, 12:07 spped run through t... : TroZ
• you have to watch Devil's Covenant if you havn't seen it, extremely impressive someone actualy put that m... : magila

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  I look because I'm used to numpad and I've actually dialed phones using the numpad layout before. : Portax
  • Um, thinking it was the numpad layout. : Portax
• The latter : Blackdawgg
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  I usually mash the buttons seven times and yell alot. : drucifer
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5259395 : creeping-death
    • I saw that :( My bunny isn't here yet. : drucifer
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    You are the people who make my day at work a lot longer : Giggles
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      But we keep you in business :( : drucifer
      • Well, I guess that's true. As long as you're not an asshole when you call then it is all right. : Giggles
• Depends on who it is. A lot of numbers I can dial by touch. But that might come from being a receptioni... : princessjeni

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• i would.. but i dont have it :( : sikander
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  \m/ : Crimsonbeak
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    /m\ : PantherX
    • heh :) : hanfeitzu
• bump. : hanfeitzu
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  I will later tonight when I get home... : -=fatman=-
  • Thanks. : hanfeitzu
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  What part of the movie is this in, BTW? : -=fatman=-
  • Towards the end, during the shootout at the harbor, they cut to Culyan and Verbal. "You had the chance, w... : Deathlove
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  where can i upload? : pyide
  • nm i'll just shackmsg it to ya : pyide