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  Rerun Rerun, what u gonna do when they rewind your show : -TKF-
  • they're not reruns though. It is what Cops used to be, but on downers. The police, the suspects, they all... : slax0r
• It would suck to be a cop... you'd have to deal with shit-heads all day... people who hate you, people wh... : Nullzero
• But MODS ( http://shacktv.orangemile.com ) on the other hand is gripping, compelling, and non-stop-action... : haiku

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  Came up with some more... I started this as just a list of 10 or so tunes I liked to listen to on the ro : -=fatman=-
  • I bet that took a long long time :o : bipolar

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• woo hoo! home from worky! : jrsX

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  News is overrated. Concentrate on the donut. : UtilityMaximizer
  • Only if its frosted,glazed,powdered, or filled with jelly..plain is teh suck : Blackdawgg
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    Oh, and most of the page hits were probably Shackers searching for easter eggs. So far, we found... goa... : UtilityMaximizer
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      Nope, thats it. : haiku
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        Wow, so it took Shackers something like five minutes to find all the easter eggs! : UtilityMaximizer
        • they didn't find the one with the hobo : ashkie
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      # Searchterm 180 ayb 172 hwm 93 poop 91 goatse not too many people searched for that stuff. :... : Steve Gibson
      • I know, I was just kidding. : UtilityMaximizer
      • I wonder how many times "porn" or "xxx" showed up. : Portax
      • looks like everyone who visits is a shacker? : mr brown
• dont forget to take the chick to see goldmember! : plutonium245
• If you wind up having to charge for Fileshack Steve, I'd rather pay my money to you than to Gamespy. Of ... : Dynotaku
• The Dallas server is my happy place, super zoom speedy! : [andromeda]
• You should have a babe search news post to celebrate... : ghost in my shell
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  Thats great news! uhm... you could put a bit of color into it though.. most internet users have color mon... : jaga
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    Real gamers play in monochrome, and pretend they're looking through nightvision goggles. : UtilityMaximizer
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      exactly, good call. you're a real gamer.. that other guy here is a total poser. : Steve Gibson
      • yeah, but I just look cooler standing there with a game if I'm not actually playing it! : jaga
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  So uh, how IS fileshack getting paid for? : Nighteyes
  • it's a front for a black-market ring of hooker midgets. : uberp00

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• ZUG ZUG : ThomW
• LOKTAR OGAR : Raziel
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  Only two things come from Texas, and I've got horns! : Magitek
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    a) wtf does that have to do w/ work and or wc3 b) some queers have horns too. queer. : thomas jefferson
    • unless thats sometihng a unit says when you click it a lot (haven't heard it myself). in that case i'm an... : thomas jefferson
• I dont know why but I love those Warcraft3 III phrases. DABU! : melancoholicz
• FOR THE LICH KING!!!!!!!!!!!! : Maddog_Delphi97
• I'll think about it.. : bobokiller

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  BITE MY NECK! BITE MY NECK! : thomas jefferson
  • haha! : Odoyle
• That, is priceless. : awoihjaweohr
• 90 year old? =( : railchu
• Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch ??! I'd hate to have to mail something or ... : bobokiller

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  SBLive! plat mp3+ 5.1 ?...its what i use : Nighteyes
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    what kind of speakers do you have? : marblehead
    • Klipsch 5.1 : Nighteyes
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  Audigy Plat + Klipsch 5.1's is the setup I have. Very happy with it. : V0lk
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    what kind of dough did you through down for that? (rough estimate.) : marblehead
    • the Audigy is around $100 (Augidy plat is around $160) although you maybe able to find an OEM Audigy for ... : thomas jefferson
    • Audigy Platinum runs $160-$200 (tho I got mine for $120), and the Klipsch 5.1's ran $399. The Klipsch are... : V0lk

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  ive never seen anyone so excited about a sucky game : ashkie
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    you have to admit it has less fog then sof2 RMG maps that shit sucks with the sniper rifle, someone wi... : ghost in my shell
    • totally different game dude. the characters are a bunch of pixels in a 3d space, not polygons : ashkie
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    What game are you talking about? I know you don't mean Shogan, because there isn't anything about it tha... : Poor Yurik
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      He hasn't played it yet, he doesn't know! : awoihjaweohr
      • yes i have. it sucks : ashkie

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• So, you'll be like.. a spy inside spy museum?! neat! : teh snail
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  That place is really fucking cool. : jasonepowell
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    oh yeah? do you speak from experiance? i can't wait to see all the james bond type shit (that probably do... : thomas jefferson
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      have you ever been to the air and space museum? If not definately go there... it rocks! : marblehead
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        last time i was there (~4 yrs ago) I didn't get a chance to visit so thats definitely on the agenda for t... : thomas jefferson
        • cool man... i'm a local (maryland) so i've been there a bunch... check out the natural history museum, ai... : marblehead
    • I've been there, they've got some really, really neat stuff stored up : Intaglio5
• i think madgrad is going there also : mr brown
• I liked the natural history museum a lot : Malk

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• 98K, still trying as we speak : ashkie
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  I got like 113k, but somehow i did that falling head bug : Nighteyes
  • yea, my dudes head popped right off, maybe its not a bug : ashkie
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  118,000 : ghost in my shell
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    will you tell us how? : mr brown
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      he probably just pushed the dude down the stairs and he fell on his head :) : ashkie
      • that doesnt give you that many points : mr brown
    • I dunno i pushed the guy and he hit his head on the last step and his head went flying off : ghost in my shell
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  link? : halfwaybastard
  • http://taat.planet-d.net/taat/porrasturvat/ : ashkie
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  gimme linkage for it. i'm at school.. : locobastard
  • damn it my laptop i'm borrowing sucks for 3d games.. PERIOD.. its creaping at 1fps.... : locobastard
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  243k before they reset the online scores : para:dig`m
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    300531 just now.. with screenshot! : para:dig`m
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      .............. : mr brown
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        oh did you want me to post it or something? : para:dig`m
        • yea kinda : mr brown
        • WALLHACKER! : melancoholicz
• i suck can't even get above 70k : afrochops
• This game is good stuff for locked down machines. DL the zip and you just launch the exe! GG! : Former_HPB
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  It's fun just crippling the guy and not having him fall down the stairs. : Portax
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    how do you do that? : afrochops
    • 180 heading, 90 pitch : ashkie
    • Hit him from the front. I aim for the leg area. : Portax
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  this would make a great drinking game, we should think of some rules... : ghost in my shell
  • If the dudes hand ends up ontop of his dick or ass take a drink : Blackdawgg
• You know what, if you could skin the dood into someone who annoys the fuck out of you it would make it fu... : ghost in my shell
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  wtf? top score is 903000 how the fuck are they hax0ring it? : Nighteyes
  • someone hacked the submission thing : lordlobo

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  Did you know they used my body for that? : aveil
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    link to proof? : mr brown
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      Geez man, don't you ever look at shackpics? : aveil
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        all the time : mr brown
        • I do leg work now, thought I'd try something different : aveil
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        how about submitting to nakedshackpics.com? : Former_HPB
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          It doesn't exist and it would be silly to be on a naked site when I'm not naked!! : aveil
          • who says you wouldn't be naked! ;) : Former_HPB
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            you might wanna look into www.shackchixandtheirstalkers.com : halfwaybastard
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              I'm scared of how long the list is for me :( : aveil
              • Heh heh, that's what you get for being a girl in a place that's 95% guys. :) More like 99.8% I'd gues... : Dynotaku

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• http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/Signs-1114791/ : wykd

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  youll just have to have the real party later : nurall
  • yea, i just find it funny, ill go out with a friend : Nighteyes
• "It's best when it's kept in the family" : teh snail

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  no u roflkthxggbye : Nighteyes
  • think so? sand - lamp - lime : Jerry C
• probably lurkers comming outta the woodwork to post on a game : z1armedman
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  I didn't learn how to use O_o and "hoorj" correctly until just yesterday. : UtilityMaximizer
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    That means I am SO much cooler than you :P : aveil
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      Sadly, this is probably true. :( But at least my utility is maximized! : UtilityMaximizer
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        ooh baby! whatever *that* means : aveil
        • http://www-personal.umich.edu/~alandear/glossary/u.html#UtilityFunction That's the definition of a uti... : UtilityMaximizer
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      i just realized how much nicer that blue color is than the old funk.y blue color! : thomas jefferson
      • It's my favorite color :) : aveil
• i like the people that think they're cool cus they get first post in a mini-news that will get 2 posts to... : halfwaybastard
• just because they don't post in ER/FP doesn't mean they aren't regular. It just means that they don't was... : dorker
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  speaking on shackisms or whatever you want to call them, how did a bunch of those stupid things evolve?!? : Orion
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    years of posting here develops inside jokes. those are shackisms : Nighteyes
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      well frankly i have been reading the shack for years, and i think alot of them are dumb and i am sick of ... : Orion
      • they are catch phrases, they arent going away, get used to it. this site is silly for the most part, so ... : Nighteyes
  • I was saying yesterday that someone ought to keep track of that--make a sort of shack linguistic history.... : UtilityMaximizer
  • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=2414921 : halfwaybastard

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• Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: YouSuck : teh snail

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  I guess lack of sleep/food lower your bodies defences making it easier to get ill I need to sleep more, ... : lord of tError
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    I just had the most horrible week ever, but at least things are looking up. Yesterday I managed to eat a ... : aveil
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      well, at least you suck the cock good. when you throw in things like that, you realize life could always ... : ashkie
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        LOL I'm glad everyone knows my talents know... : aveil
        • everyone already knew : halfwaybastard
        • so much for pleasant suprises : ashkie
    • If I wasnt so lazy, I would eat more than I do now : lord of tError
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  I'd like to point out that a lot of schools don't have AC in dorms and you should feel lucky for it : halfwaybastard
  • Actually it's the only dorm on south campus that has it, so yeah I am lucky. But people should just pick ... : aveil
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    I would have traded my rooms T-1 line for a room with A/C while I was in Greenville for a while... : ghost in my shell
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      think that over again. you would have traded a T1 for some comfort? : thomas jefferson
      • Yes. I also wouldnt have played q2ctf matches when i should have been taken exams either ;-) : ghost in my shell

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• Oh here's the d/l link for the game -- http://taat.planet-d.net/taat/porrasturvat/ : Xevo
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  heh i got 98 using the same technique, his head bounced right off : ashkie
  • I still wanna know how those guys are getting 900k and shit... there seems to be "clans" for this game if... : Xevo
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  Did you notice that at just about 2seconds into that vid, it looks like his head comes off for a second!! : ezkilla
  • fuck his head AND neck flew off : locobastard
• i hit him at the same joint, heading, force, and pitch, and i only get 50k : mr brown

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• ... also suck. : mindfuck
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  imo moby is overrated :( : cygnus
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    moby sucks shit through a large straw. : insta
    • couldn't be any more CORRECT : uberp00
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  Moby is the new radiohead. Only he's tolerable. With the volume off. Maybe. : Chunks
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    I don't recall hearing a radiohead song in any car commercials. : insta
    • I don't recall them sucking ass, either (okay, if you count Pablo Honey... :D) : Vis Inack
  • Die. : Squirrely
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    Oh dear god, I heard a complete radiohead song for the second time on some SNL rerun and my sweet GOD it ... : Hello Kitty
    • you two need to eat a bag of poinson : headache
    • You can die too. : Squirrely
• He's been sucking for quite a while : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
• Yeah, Moby is awesome live. People who say otherwise probably haven't seen him. He was just here in Colum... : geedeck

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• What do you want? A Junior G Man badge? : zorak

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  I think after all the hard work he's done on fileshack ( it really is sweet) he deserves some slacker tim... : marblehead
  • Fileshack is really sweet, this is true. : UtilityMaximizer

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  explain? : OverBurN
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    they flood your port and you get disconnect and you lose =( yesh I could just change my port but I'm l... : Jedi SeXpansion
    • anyone that would do that because THEY FUCKING SUCK SO BAD needs to die, impaled by an orc cock. : skynet
    • That's pretty lame. But you know what, you wouldn't have to worry about it if you were at a Lan party. Re... : geedeck
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  change your battlenet port ? : Mugsy
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    Yea, good idea. MarksmanX was talking about this the other night. Seems to work : ashkie
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      how's it done? : Raziel
      • In the option menu in the game : ratman
• arent these games supposed to be for fun? what fun is it to take the brains out of your opponent? its l... : Jerry C
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  How much "proof" do you have? Lots of people have claimed they exist, but I havent heard or seen anything... : ratman
  • i've had it happen to me pretty obviously joined a 2v2 where our opponents were of higher level (lvl 5... : Raziel

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  no thanks. i dont need poo on my hdd. i will play some ra3 tho : ashkie
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    im up for some ra3, right now? : Nighteyes
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      sure : ashkie
      • ra3.eof.net? anyone else wanna join us? i wouldnt mind doing a 2v2 or more in the big arena : Nighteyes

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  What is to the come to this one here? : teh snail
  • Exactly! : xocsida

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• I read: "Andrew WK question" *wipes glasses* I dunno if that file lives on the CD, since it sounds ... : darweidu
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  sounds like part of the registry is corrupt, http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/e... : haokah
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    That might be, but I don't really understand how this happened; I was happily running w2k with sp3 (first... : d fluke
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      without a backup of the registry, I don't know if there is much else you can do. Do you hopefully have an... : haokah
      • I can get into the recovery console and copy stuff over to another drive, that works, but I'm not sure wh... : d fluke
• Will upgrading the b0rked w2k install to XP still keep all user settings and stuff, *and* fix a corrupted... : d fluke

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• The dangerous yet exciting life the hobo leads : ratman

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• pwetty colours : lord of tError
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  Dude, you rock my world : aveil
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    = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = : darweidu
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      doh =( That was supposed to be: = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = : darweidu
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        Am I being annoying? I'm having fun. Here's a bigger version. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = : darweidu
        • Okay, one more. Then I go to bed. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = : darweidu

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• BILBO BAGGINS! : ashkie

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  worms : nurall
  • ehhh, better stick to mine sweeper : Jerry C
  • WORMS RULES!! : aveil
• dnf duke3d : Hamfucker
• Commander Keen! : twids-
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  battle raper : skynet
  • probably rated M for high rape content : smoy
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  civ 2 : kingfish
  • Ooh, good suggestion. : UtilityMaximizer
• quake game : wumpscut
• Baseball Mogul 2003 : jasonepowell
• X-Wing : TwiLyght
• Heroes of Might and Magic : lord of tError

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• c'mon, someone here must have some space =) : sp00ky
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  All lesbian? Someone is afraid of the COCK. : TwiLyght
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    Those things could poke an eye out! : drucifer
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      well, as long as you own one, youre pretty carefull : Jerry C
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        Sometimes it twitches uncontrollably. : TwiLyght
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          OMFG IT'S TWITCHING! : xocsida
          • ITS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!! : Jerry C
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  Did you find anyone? : darweidu
  • no not yet, but im gonna go now, ill check back tonight to see if there are any more replies. : sp00ky
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  tai is too perfect for me to enjoy. : Raziel
  • her fake boobies are too large for her small frame : TwiLyght

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  maybe washing yourself would help ? just kidding... I'm usually itching because I sweat... so maybe i... : Hamfucker
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    No, the temperature's is cooler here than it was a while ago. I'm pretty sure it's something in my apartm... : Portax
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      Perhaps try a good cleaning of the place then? Dust and vaccuum weee! : aveil
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        Aww, can't someone else do it? I already vaccuumed my floor and got rid of the dust in the places it g... : Portax
        • heh Well my family has major allergy problems and they have to keep it pretty clean even if it's not a... : aveil

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• +1 Anime : lord of tError

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  i used to do my homework during lunch period in highschool. i would take my books home with me every day ... : ashkie
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    haha I never took it home in highschool either. Course, senior year I had 2.5 study halls so I wouldn't h... : aveil
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      in retrospect, highschool was so easy. you had so many opportunities to ace everything. if you failed hig... : ashkie
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        True that. HS was fucking cake, wish college was :( : aveil
        • college sucks due to the sheer amount of assigned reading. if we could all speed read (and retain what we... : ashkie

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  What dilemma? : gurgeh
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    How to use a gamepad and a 'joystick' at the same time. : drucifer
    • comedy golf : darweidu
  • I would like to see the face on my GF if i played one of those games :) : -TKF-
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  Is that first sega screenshot you linked an actual ingame shot? (Doesn't look like it to me.) : Bull
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    May not be.. hang on.. some comming up (it does look impressive) : -TKF-
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      http://www.gaming-age.com/media/2001/august/beachspikers/1.jpg ... ... http://www.gaming-age.com/media... : -TKF-
      • I think that's a beta of the DC version... : Hamfucker
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        Wouldn't let me view those pics. : Bull
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          Nevermind. Drag N' Drop worked. Both look good but I think the edge goes to DOAX. : Bull
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            I'm fairly sure it does :-) Never the less it's one of those games that GC should do very well But we... : -TKF-
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              http://www.teamxbox.com/news.php?id=3509 Custom soundtracks plus you can take screenshots and make a p... : Bull
              • Why can't i have a PC version :-( : -TKF-
• You seen anything on Outlaw volleyball? : Bull

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  link??????????? : Jerry C
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    http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/08/01/teen.abduction/index.html : xakmalice
    • thank you good sir. : Jerry C
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      paraphrased quote: "there's no need for a trial or rehabilitation.. the suspect is deceased" if only t... : Raziel
      • I agree with this post! : Former_HPB
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  but they got raped >:( : skynet
  • The girls should have shot him. : MuaaSan