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  im going to the seattle hempfest aug. 17th : overtoke
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    Can you teach me to be cool? : Entity
    • You can start by not saying anything, ever. : overtoke

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• enterthegame is for pussy q3/ut fanboys! long live gamesnet!!! : Nighteyes
• <[XenoClan]GiMiX> Mark do u like lesbians? <MarkReiEpic]> Gimix--> yes I like lesbians }g ROOFLE : Blackdawgg
• haha <MarkReiEpic]> Asylum--> It seems you're either an "ass licker" or a "noob". ]/ : Degenerate
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  That sounds like B.S : highlow
  • I don't understand what you mean. What's BS? : inchwide
• Transcribed by Mr. Brownstone. 31st of July, 2002, 4:16am GMT Saw this last week. It wasn't last nigh... : xakmalice

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• www.shriekingchimp.com : ZedAgent
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  www.hoorj.com : land
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    wow... it is available! : ZedAgent
    • It is? HOORJ! : Smooth Jerome
• www.barehandrectaldisembowelment.com : NukeDukem
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  No can do. I'm -> <- this close to buying one myself. I have a long list of names I've tested for availab... : snoozy
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    heh.. well if you end up picking one, shackmsg me the list or something. Or gimme ones you don't want. I'... : mindfuck
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      Well yeah ... I'm pretty close to getting one. When I finish up at my job here, and I have time, I'll get... : snoozy
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        oooh.. I think I just found a good one. : mindfuck
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          Don't tease me man. I can't ask you what it is or I'll look like a hypocrite (until you buy the thing, th... : snoozy
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            I'll tell you in a sec when it's done registered to me. : mindfuck
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              hahahah that's pretty quick... Impusive buyer alert. Call the spam marketing machine, quickly! : snoozy
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                actually... thought I had tried all my normal "online unique names" before, but I had missed one that I t... : mindfuck
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                  there... iddqd.com is mine. Gamers should be shot if they don't get the reference. : mindfuck
                  • Nice. : lazarusb
                  • Hey clever! : snoozy
        • www.asspennies.com ? : cygnus
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  www.bitemybito.com : archon
  • www.chompmychode.com ! : ZedAgent
• apartment404.com : hamm

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  Pink Floyd : archon
  • too bad that won't ever be a possibility... this Yes concert is so exciting because it's the band's BEST ... : ZedAgent
• Those guys are great in concert. Good call. : RatBastard
• Yes! Damn, another band that never tours here. >:( : Vantage
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  who? : xen0blue
  • kids these days... : J4NUS
  • I checked your profile... and you are the most pathetic loser I've ever met! JOKE JOKE JOKE!! (don' : ZedAgent
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  I hope they can sound half as good as they did back when :\ : urbansling
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    I'm excited about going just so I can find out :) : ZedAgent
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      have they come out with any new stuff or do they just tour and do their stuff? : urbansling
      • they did come out with Magnification last year, but it was with a different lineup. (Yes has undergone li... : ZedAgent
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        Yeah? Didn't you know they did the theme song for Homeworld like 2 years ago? It's on The Ladder (relea... : Vantage
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          is it good? good meaning roundabout, yours is no disgrace, and I've seen all good people :) : urbansling
          • I'd say so. Homeworld (The Ladder) is an excellent track, as are most of the others. I'd rank it near F... : Vantage
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  90125 is one my all time favorite CD's. Great tunes, great playing, great production. : Cygnus X-1
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    YES. (pun intended). One of my favorite songs off 90125 is Leave It. Did you know that Trevor Rabin (pers... : ZedAgent
    • I enjoyed 90210 for the first few seasons. After that it got to be too soap operaish. : PantherX
• Was the singer casturated at a young age? : Smooth Jerome
• OMG your going 'YES' you bastarad im so jealous! I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!! : DJsonic

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  That guy is in socal. : skynet
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    man... if anyone were to do anything to my aunt's comp, she'd be totally lost as to how to fix it, and I ... : Juno
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      What's she running? XP? Just throw up XPs firewall or stick ZoneAlarm on there and she will be pretty wel... : skynet
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        no, it's 98SE and she's got what seems to be pretty good norton protection. : Juno
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          Oh does she have that Norton secuirty thing on there? My friend has that. : skynet
          • yea im running the norton firewall. seems to be ok : nurall
      • ZoneAlarm gives you the stupids. : w00d
• Wow. All this shit almost makes me want to consider putting up a software firewall. If only it didn't ... : 0Wingfan

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  Desert Eagle point five O : Kashmir
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    I would do her : -TKF-
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      um..... duh! : Jedi SeXpansion
      • i'm against GUNS! and i would anyway... thats not DUH! that's pathetic! : -TKF-
    • with the gun? : skynet
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  You know that would be a great background at high res : drainovista
  • It is a great background! Ripped from the DVD, can't get it higher res from that :) : -TKF-
• OWNED http://my.choice.net/B0/F3/jonesm/shack/dodgethis.jpg : Warlock

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• Yeah, I think I remember at one point in time someone was going to set us up the database as you've sugge... : The Key
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  Imagine when artificial intelligence reaches human levels and you'll be able to have supercomputers scour : {Venger}
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    Scenario number 1 is probably not all that far off. 5-10 years would be my educated guess. Agent softwa... : boolean
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      A self aware computer will be the end of life as we know it. The machine would be able to improve itse... : overtoke
      • yea.. ala matrix... : locobastard
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        A computer is a machine running code. Following orders. Its not a creature that 'will destroy us'. : {Venger}
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          thanks for missing out on what i actually said : overtoke
          • Yes I did, but I assumed you were talking about what we were and not starting a new discussion within our... : {Venger}
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        I disagree, you're overly optimistic. Try coding some AI and you'll see what I mean. At the rate we'r... : darweidu
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          If it takes us decades to come up with decent AI algorithms, why would a computer be able to surpass it's : Toraz Chryx
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            But coming up with algorithms isn't just easy brute-force work. Plus, once the computers come up with : darweidu
            • just a thought, were the chess playing computers preprogrammed with all the possible moves, or did they j... : Toraz Chryx
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        Except, even a self-aware computer cannot upgrade it's ram, or install a more powerful video card into it... : Vantage
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          If it were self aware and connected to the outside world it wouldn't NEED to be mobile.. it could make th : Toraz Chryx
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            How would it make the upgrades come to it? I suppose it could hack into banks and transfer money into my... : Vantage
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              unless it hackx0red into a manufacturing plant and made little worker robots who took overt he world! : Morgin
              • WINNAR : Toraz Chryx
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  http://www.shackstuff.tk/ : drucifer
  • Sikander's webpage is cool and a valuable tool no doubt. I'm envisioning something 100% automated (or as... : boolean
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  hmmm... intriguing. If this PHP project I'm working on doesn't pan out I might try implementing something... : mindfuck
  • I'll start today : mr brown
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  a very good idea, I wish I could help, but I am not a php or even a decent programmer :(. : Q-ball
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    I might actually do this. Quick.. someone help me think of a good domain thats not taken so I can finally... : mindfuck
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      ShackMoos.com - it gets you heifer!!!! : darweidu
      • shacknose.com - it gets you bitches! : mindfuck
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      www.shackanswers.com ? www.shackqs.com www.shackas.com www.answershack.com www.shackbot.com www.answ... : land
      • www.answershacktheanswerbot.com : darweidu
    • ooh ooh! www.shackclues.com : ZedAgent
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  can we call it clango : headache
  • nope ... rich @ dieselsweeties has that copyright. : uberp00

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• so, umm, the chest hair should definitely go, huh? : jerkinisnice
• Actually, beards own. But other than that, yes. : Vantage
• screw you, dude. I'm fuzzy, and I like it!!! : Phearsome
• Do you use nads on your nads? HAHAH OMGKEKEK GGKTHX BYE : skynet
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  "I Have Hair" I have hair In every place On my ass And in my face It lines my crack Like a fiel... : Kashmir
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    haha! *applauds* : skynet
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      thanks *bows* : Kashmir
      • dude, fucking genious. we want more poems. : uberp00
  • heh nice one = ) : Break
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  Nair baths are sooooo refreshing. : [andromeda]
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    tounge baths are better : drucifer
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      especially when you spell tongue correctly : Nighteyes
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        shack needs a spellcheck >:( : drucifer
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          it'd overload the server :( : Nighteyes
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            I've seen single posts that would overload the server! : drucifer
            • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5200043 : Nighteyes
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              There has got to be some IE module out there that spellchecks form submissions : skynet
              • http://www.jspell.com/jspellie.html ?????? : skynet
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  i would agree with you. i dont know why people think hairy chests and shit are good. man they are nasty... : Orion
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    what people think that? society thinks men with hair on their body are nasty. : ease_one
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      every girl I've been with has loved it. I think it's a negligable attribute in most women's tastes. ... : uberp00
      • Precisely. : [andromeda]

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• haha thats just too much : Orion
• oh. my. heavens. : afrochops
• \m/ : Degenerate
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  w...t...f... : skynet
  • never speak ill of the short bus : Degenerate

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  Earnest goes to camp > * : ratman
  • * > than any Ernest : Orion

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  No2 ?? : ArmagideoN
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    o, nitrous, i thought it was some music :D : ArmagideoN
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      I thought nitrous oxide was N2O : cacktrot
      • Nitrous oxide, N2O, is a colorless, almost odorless gas, that was first discovered in 1793 by the English... : Orion
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  I NEEED NAAAAAAAAAAWWWWSSSSSSSSSS ONE, NO TWO BOTTLES. : z1armedman
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    You got enough NAWWWWWWWWWWSSS to blow yourself up : CrimsonHandHiro
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      For the record, Nitrous is explosive per se... but rather is an oxydizing agent. when used in a car it's ... : CrimsonHandHiro
      • Not rather... fuck me and my longwinded nature. I'm forgetting to include vital qualifier words, it's ti... : CrimsonHandHiro
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  What kind of noise does it make? NOS systems always intrigued me.. I wonder how much 'em badboys cost. : jerkinisnice
  • it sounds kind like compressed air.. from air powered tools : dra.
  • The systems people install now aren't anything like what u see in movies tho. Small shots of NOS that gi... : halfwaybastard
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  did it sound like a 10 second car? : slax0r
  • it sounded too damn loud for this late at night. : dra.

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  activates carnivore : drucifer
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    O_o : Blackdawgg
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      actually its a debug mode that Sander uses, don't click it. : drucifer
      • Would the universe collapse upon itself? : Blackdawgg
• mouse over it :( : skynet
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  It's a debug thing for Sander he said, it output debug info when he is messing with the templates or summ... : moshman
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    You cant just leave odd checkerboxes laying around and expect me not to click them... Its like a big unla... : Blackdawgg
    • Sander likes toying with people. : drucifer
    • I'm sure he did it on purpose :) : moshman
    • DON'T PRESS IT STIMPY : skynet
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      The big, red, shiny, candy-like button... : [andromeda]
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        WHAT DOES IT DO? I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW! : Paranoid Android
        • lol. that cracked me up so much :) : skynet
        • it doesn't do anything :( : halfwaybastard

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• dem bums! : Degenerate
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  I like the honeypot idea to catch ppl. I don't like the person that wrote that article however... milita : afrochops
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    they put pictures of bert on propaganda posters! : skynet
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      did anyone figure out how that happened? i found that quite humorous in a black deathmetal sort of way : afrochops
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        not that I recall. there was some site named bert is evil or something and they think the person that mad... : skynet
        • here's the story http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/osamabinladen/bertandbin.htm : halfwaybastard

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  Among the hidden dangers, Webb says, were four hidden high-powered batteries. "There are four extra batte : skynet
  • well it is the whole fact that those 4 batteries aren't shown not that they are there. : Crimsonbeak

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  maybe they are not the same stories : Orion
  • haha..you are correct...it's early and I thought they were the same story. : mp7rox
• Maybe he had a gun AND a bomb : Blackdawgg

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  http://www.overburned.com/shackdata/ilookdrunk.jpg thats her normally i guess : Break
  • I'd do her : Blackdawgg
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  depends, is it you thats photoshopped into the picture? : halfwaybastard
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    yeah it is she wanted me to make her pictures more sexual : Break
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      tell her you suck at photoshop and you just need to take some new pictures with her : halfwaybastard
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        heh we'll see about that one trying to get into another girls pants but i wouldnt mind it with her she... : Break
        • or so i hear i mean heh : Break
• She's hawt :) : Phearsome
• who the hell is she, and why would she want you to do that? : Orion

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  Me neither, so I've just been making these for the last half hour. http://www.folds.net/tutorial/models/... : zerologik
  • more productive than me :p : halfwaybastard

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  I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire I Went Down, Down, Down And The Flames Went Higher And It Burns, ... : xocsida
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    You love talking about the ring of fire dont you : Degenerate
    • Heh..it's one of those phrases that is perfectly descriptive! You don't run into those very often, so I ... : xocsida
  • hahaha, i've lovingly termed it "firehole" : afrochops

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• yea : draed
• http 1.0 yes http 1.1 no in fact there are two separate sorts of no, there's keepalive and http pipe... : jcupitt

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  I'd still get an Athlon 2600 over an intel p4 3.0Ghz. : skynet
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    me too. I'll still never forgive Intel for the chip ID number thingy they pulled on us a while back... : drucifer
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      Athlons are just so much more bang for your buck. Intel fanboys = lame. : skynet
      • except for the 1.6A and the 1.8A.. man those chips rock.. 2.4-2.9 GHz with air cooling for less than $150... : crotchbat
      • Well, they really do need to expand their fsb, people are beginning to realize how important this is...bu... : drucifer

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• 7:30 here ! : skynet
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  13:30 here : moshman
  • OMG TIMECOP! : drucifer

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  No : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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    seeing as tho a gf4 mx is like 99 bones and gf3 64 DDR > gf4 mx, I'd say so : ashkie
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      I have a video card made by C|rrayola tho : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
      • My god, fuck me in the ass! I've been painting all day. My fingers are shitty at the moment :| ... : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
• yes. happy times you : ashkie
• >:( yes, that is a good deal I HATE YOU! : Toraz Chryx
• sure it is! Great deal! : moshman
• Since I paid $400 for mine a year ago, yes. : drucifer

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• The live version of that in Melbourne is so fucking GOOD!! : moshman

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• the world is a fucked up place sometimes my man. : mindfuck
• People like that should be exterminated. : z1armedman
• Is that even possible? Sick shit. : d fluke
• damn that is fuckin' horrible. : Kashmir
• There goes my desire to fap :\ : boomstickah
• Photoshop : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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  Anyone want to describe it so I don't have to click the link. I am a little girl : hellspit
  • man did a goatse.cx to a woman, only worse. : Anti_dentite
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    its not a pic or anything, news story bout a horrid killing : hohoh0
    • Ah, the Photoshop reply made me assume it was a pic. Unless you are a dirty liar : hellspit
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    Just read the fuckin article, lazy bastard, it's not a picture : z1armedman
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      That is just about the worst damn thing I have ever read. Even Jack the Freakin' Ripper didn't do it by h... : hellspit
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        The story isn't true : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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          Based on what? (or are you guessing) : hellspit
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            I'm guessing. I've yet to see this story in other world news collumns. Something this horrendous has to s... : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
            • Horrible shit happens all the time that doesn't make world news. : z1armedman
• Pulled her intestines out through her ass? WTF! : skynet
• * B A R E H A N D R E C T A L D I S E M B O W E L M E N T ' E D * : NukeDukem

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  Austin > *.texascity : slax0r
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    same shit different pile *runs* : ArmagideoN
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      /grabs his gun and gets atop his horse chasing after you! : slax0r
      • /me calls his mounties : ArmagideoN
  • I heard about that underground walkway thingy in Houston. That sounds cool. : Phearsome
• OMG, YOU'RE FROM DALLAS? I NEVER KNEW! : cygnus

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• Die : ---D1cKy-Mo3---

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  Tool - Third Eye : Kashmir
  • Like phosphorescent desert buttons Singing one familiar song... : Nighteyes
• Offspring - Cool to hate, because the Doom screenshots thread reminded me of it : gingerninja
• Dredg - Sanzen : mindfuck
• The sound of my computer's fan humming... : chinchilla
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  Radiohead - Talk show host : Jedi SeXpansion
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    is that the new live stuff from Lisbon? i find radiohead live to be a mixed bag and was wondering if it w... : ArmagideoN
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      nah player. thats from the romeo and juliet soundtrack, you know, I want to be someone else or I'll explo... : headache
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        i just looked in winamp, its from The Bends B Sides : ArmagideoN
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          It was 'made' for Romeo and Juilet I think :] : Spezzer
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            http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004YTXP/hansol/102-2809811-5378521 http://us.imdb.com/Title?01... : ArmagideoN
            • yea probably right The original version, on the Street Spirit (Fade Out) CD1, is the most guitar drive... : Spezzer
• Coldplay - Clocks : ashkie
• the low mumble of the shack. : slax0r
• Bruce Springstein greatest hits : ArmagideoN
• winter : noven
• Zombies - Tell Her No. : Atma Weapon
• Stratovarius - Reign of Terror : Vantage
• auburn lull desert : headache
• SYL - Live in Melbourne : moshman
• Curl Up And Die - You'd Be Cuter if i Shot You in the Face : sticman77
• Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven : Kashmir
• Steven Jesse Bernstein - No No Man (Part 1) This guy is good stuff. Spoken word / poetry over really c... : Vis Inack
• Depeche Mode - World in my eyes : Twztd
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  Beck - Devil's Haircut : cacktrot
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    \m/ Going to see him August 20th in Atlanta :) : Vis Inack
    • I hope you have bad seats >:P : cacktrot
• Golden Palominos w/ Nicole Blackman - Ride : hellspit
• Public Enemy - Shut em' down : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
• Coheed and Cambria - everything evil i can't decide if i like this or not yet. : voltron
• Alan Parsons Project - Ammonia Avenue : Vantage
• Coldplay - The Scientist : xakmalice

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  nope. fuck the radio. : mindfuck
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    omg someone else is alive! : cygnus
    • yeah but now it's time for bed. Lates. : mindfuck
• I don't listen to the radio much, and that has a lot to do with it. : Kashmir
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  the only good radio is public radio : pyide
  • and some of those guys are monotone robots. mmm... and its paid for by listeners like me! : cygnus

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• heelp ~~~ : lo mejor de johnny
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  Win9x doesn't need config.sys or autoexec.bat : Toraz Chryx
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    so what's the problem? :\ : lo mejor de johnny
    • you have corrupt system files? : Toraz Chryx
• DEVICE=C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM\HIMEM.SYS im not sure if its \system\ or command tho... : cygnus

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• WHERE IS IT?! : archon
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  10. Microsoft drives computing costs down With all the rhetoric surrounding Linux and its "free" status : moshman
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    WOW 135,387 tons of Pennies, damn that reason alone makes me want to have wild mansecx with bill gates an... : z1armedman
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      yeah, wtf is that about? The combined wheight of all shackers is more than that! :) : moshman
      • but the combined spelling is worse.. weight... : moshman
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    In response to #10. Cost of Amiga 1200 in 1992 that multitasked flawlessly £299 Cost of x86... : Toraz Chryx
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      If anything, they might have driven the price down, but in doing that made people buy newer, more expensi... : moshman
      • That's kinda the point I was trying to make. They haven't driven the cost of "computing" down, they've... : Toraz Chryx
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        We should thank IBM for for letting other people clone their machines, and making cheap hardware availabl... : cacktrot
        • LETTING other people clone their machines? You do know that they wanted Compaq to die slow and painful... : Toraz Chryx

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• The gods favor you, my friend. : Nighteyes
• This incarnation of the comment system is still new. Expect the profile stuff later. : cacktrot