Evening Reading

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  (yesterday was my day off) worked from 8am to 10pm. : Poor Yurik
  • That's 200 buckos. You can afford the more expensive hookers now! : {Venger}
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  Please remember I live in Vegas and the wages suck shit out here. The guys who do my exact same job but ... : Poor Yurik
  • yeah, but hooking is legal. I call it even :p : futtbucker
• suck : ease_one

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• funk.y comments - Andy *ORIGINAL* frontpage and comments system - Sander News posting backend(s) (ori... : Sander Pilon

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  SoF2 with every jacked up looks great...just doesn't play well : drucifer
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    It does play great for me but it's not pretty enough. I need more! MORE!! MOOOOREEE½¤Ãâ€... : {Venger}
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      I remember some Unreal Tournament map the used to make make my GeForce3 chug along at 10 FPS, it was a h... : drucifer
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        Was it this one? http://perso.respublica.fr/frenchmetal1/geopage/dm-cathedral.htm : capt tripps
        • nope...it was a bright map with a French Cathedral design...insanely high detail...it was 8meg big or som... : drucifer
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    sof2 looks like ass, imo. JK2 and rtcw both look better : creeping-death
    • must be that Intel processor... :D : drucifer
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      You try playing in 1600x1200 with r_picmip 0 (higher res textures)? Its not worth increasing the size of ... : {Venger}
      • agreed. 16x12 picmip 0 looks sick IMO. Especially the Kamchatka mission. : Cygnus X-1
  • plays fine for me! : kill3rclown
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  Morrowing with everything on is supposed to be real purty. : Degenerate
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    I won't go buy that just to see the purtyness though. : {Venger}
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      you dont have to buy it! : mad-d00d
      • that was supposed to be crossed out *goes to get another cup of coffee* : mad-d00d
      • he can win it in a contest right? : para:dig`m
      • people who steal software from poor Canadian companies trying to produce good games MAKES BABY JESUS FUCK... : Luminair
• Dargoth Moor Zoological gardens was pretty cool when it came out. Though that was like Spring of 2000 i t... : Paranoid Android
• Tiger Woods 2K2 will push your system to its limits... darn pretty too... : Dimmona
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  motogp is fucking amazing on the Xbox im definetly going to pick it up once i find a used copy at blockb... : -=kodiak=-
  • Ok. I just switch on FSAA and play it on the TV with my sidewinder freestyle (you tilt it to turn) and it... : {Venger}

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  Man, it's all about sitting here with your headphones on and writing it all down. When you die they wi... : rossimo
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    or that he was was found trying to relieve himself to gay pr0n and he died of an embalism. >:( : Wolfanoz
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      this is the designated depressed-persons thread and jokes are not allowed. moo. : rossimo
      • sorry.... AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! : Wolfanoz
• Do you live with your friend? : male/grunt
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  I left my best friend forever because he's an asshole roommate. Buhbye I say. : Draugluin
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    that's no reason for friends to split up. Just don't live together. They actually warn against living wit... : slax0r
    • well it happened and it sucks, but now I can't stand the man : Draugluin
• I'm sorry about the fight dude but I won't let you fuck me in the ass. : wunderbred

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• The Romero : Odoyle
• The Romero : smdever
• Jason Jones. : Poor Yurik
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  god : para:dig`m
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    Teh Carmack? : The Key
    • !designer : Omaha
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  Killcreek so I could squeeze my own boobs. : futtbucker
  • yeah, but every geek in the world would wanna squeeze them too. : drucifer
• Green Marine : josecuervo
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  Dr. Derek Smart! : Topaz
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    [-DEREK SMART! DEREK SMART! DEREK SMART!]- roolfes : The Key
    • :( shit... : The Key
• The Romero : corey
• who wants to be a game designer? those people are overrated most of the time... If anything I'd want to b : TPSReport

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• Lies : quake 3 announcer
• meh : podizzle

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• agreed, halley berry is not even decent T&A. don't even get me started on her acting. (monster's ball ... : Draugluin
• uh, she's not in the new austin powers... ? : ermac

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• excellent. : sexninja!!!!
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  http://www.gamespy.com/legacy/top10/badtranslations/prowrestler.jpg : Magitek
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    is that from the NES game? : king_darius
    • hehehe Pro Wrestling! : Wolfanoz
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  U READY 2 PLAY? KE KE KE KE KE KE KE OMG ZERG RUSH ^___^ : haiku
  • /sleeps on your futon : Wolfanoz
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    let's go zerg rush the bars tonight :< : king_darius
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      I might make it through the whole weekend without her crashing here. Tomorrow is Sunday night and I don't... : haiku
      • villagers demand phone numbers for the lushes. also villagers, i mean tomservo, demand mansex. : king_darius
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  Wolfanoz is gay I have known it all along This now just proves it : archon
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    your haiku sucks! : Wolfanoz
    • Our Haiku sucks so I've heard http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?person=haiku : Toraz Chryx
  • this is the greatest haiku EVER : sexninja!!!!
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  isn't an ode by definition not a haiku? : Kniggit
  • just go with it... ok? thxgg! : Wolfanoz

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  my guess is ram im on p3 933 512 geforce 2 gts sblive works fine. : evil-cow
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    We have the same amount of ram : Blackdawgg
    • me and my friend that is..prl'd : Blackdawgg
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  VIA board? Get the latest VIA 4in1 drivers if so. : moshman
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    I had latest ones : Blackdawgg
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      Get latest release detonators too...29.42 or whatever, the previous ones sucked on VIA boards. What boar... : scharfschuetze
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        oh, ata100 working properly? : scharfschuetze
        • <---ATA66...yes yes i had the latest dets and even tried some of the non-latest dets : Blackdawgg
  • Run the IDETOOL to make sure your drives are set for the fastest possable mode. You may be suprised. : capt tripps
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  did you do a reinstall from scratch or an upgrade? if an upgrade, that's your problem. : batkiwi
  • full C:\ format : Blackdawgg
• Hmmm i have nearly the same exact specs as you, but i have a 900mhz Athlon, and an 2MX. Try turning of... : nyranger66
• get a intel based system!!! : brutal
• I have the exact same system with one exception. XP runs fine on my computer. I run warcraft III at 102... : capt tripps
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  RAM RAM RAM. XP is all about RAM. Also what kind of hard drive you run? Swap file access can slow you dow... : haikeebah!
  • ive only got 256 and xp runs fine. : -=ZooL=-
• When I go back to win98 everything runs smooth again. So then why worry yourself about XP? All protocols... : Ratalon
• ummm what drivers are you using? if you're using the MS default drivers that's your answer! : RiNgMaStEr

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  BMI??????? : smdever
  • body mass index, sillyhat. : creeping-death
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  body mass is bullshit... for instance, you could be 230 pounds of ripped man meat, and that stupid BMI th... : -=kodiak=-
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    Is there a better assessment available? : creeping-death
    • yea body fat % : -=kodiak=-
• I think 18 to 25 is about right, so you are safe. : gakera

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  create a separate db called "subs" that consists of two fields: |id| |sub| Then do a separate query... : jason bergman
  • ahhh...gotchya. thnx : epit

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• A spider has nested in your ear : firehawk
• tumor : vex5150
• It's called a "thought" ...go easy on it :) : gakera

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• check you bills? : drucifer
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  Did you check your couch, to see if it fell down between the pillows? : Maddog_Delphi97
  • yeAH....it's all a pretty sick feeling ..... I had it friday I think when I got home from the bars...yes... : mp7rox
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  Usually the number you need to call if they are stolen are on the back of the card! Ironic, isn't it? F... : PantherX
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    that is crazy....I'm wondering if I should call tomorrow and give it one more day...sometimes these thing... : mp7rox
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      No, call now...you'll get your new cards in a week...even if you find it, its better to be safe. REALLY. ... : drucifer
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        Well here's a funny story... I lose my wallet..and I'm going nuts....from like 9 am this morning until... : mp7rox
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          thats really funny :) : drucifer
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            Thank You...is all. I feel like a little girl..but it was a really bad feeling for a bit there..I'm su... : mp7rox
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              WRITE...A...COMPLETE...SENTENCE...CHRIST : creeping-death
              • OK. : mp7rox
            • it was destiny! : drucifer
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          I remember that episode. That was from the New Twilight Zone... All these people in colored unitards woul... : futtbucker
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            Yep. That's the one. I thought that was a great story. It would explain alot. : mp7rox
            • those fuckers always forget shit in my house :p It's like a daily search for 1) keys 2) wallet 3) cellpho... : futtbucker

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• Some people just sweat more than others. : scythide
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  No, I have the same problem...look into swimming. : drucifer
  • Werd bro. Supposed to be better for you anyway. : PantherX
  • swimming = weak! run on a treadmill instead : creeping-death
  • heh, leave the pool more full than when you got in :) : futtbucker
• i remember reading something about sweating.. sweating in exercise = good first off.. im not sure if it d... : Ripley
• some people sweat more than others.. also your body gets used to the excersice or something like that, a... : mad-d00d
• the more you exercise, the quicker your body will start to release sweat because it's been conditioned th... : urbanonymity
• I'm in really good shape now yet I still sweat like a pig. I do mostly mountain biking and it sucks becau... : Topaz

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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=2775543 : {Venger}
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5083019 : chinchilla
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      http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5056994 : {Venger}
      • http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=2242059 : chinchilla

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  didn't miguel indurane or however have his at 28 or somehting : para:dig`m
  • i thought his was around 40 or so : creep
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  what does that mean exactly? : Kitty__Kong
  • It means he's really a zombie. : Degenerate
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    his heart beats roughly once every two seconds : para:dig`m
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      Average human resting heart rate is around 70 : Odoyle
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        haha mine is like 90 :/ : para:dig`m
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          yeah i just did mine and it came out around there : plutonium245
          • the ideal situation for taking your resting heart rate is almost immediately after you wake up in the mor... : creep
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  i just asked my dad, who is 48 years old and a bike racer, what his resting heart rate is "usually abo... : para:dig`m
  • christ... : dark sage
• his lung capacity is also near double of regular people : -=kodiak=-
• mine used to be 49 when I was doing track in college...its just a matter of excersizing consistently and ... : epit

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  whats up smd : creeping-death
  • not a thing : smdever

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  cellphones are the devil : drucifer
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    take it from this guy whose name rhymes with "lucifer" : Kashmir
    • He speaks the truth however. : chinchilla
  • cellphones are useful. people are evil. : slax0r
• search/browse usenet via http://groups.google.com - there are specific groups for all carriers.. you can ... : crotchbat
• Here in Ohio, Verizon Wireless kicks all types of ass. Most everyone that I've talked to about them has b... : geedeck
• here in the west, I spent $350 to get AWAY from cingular. went to nextel, and have been happy as can be. : epit

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• sounds like a joke : para:dig`m
• HAHAHAHAHHA : smdever
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  girl's father had a girly voice? : thekidd
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    unfortunately there are no voices over chat clients. : josecuervo
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      he means last night (owned) : para:dig`m
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        zing? i still don't get it though (slow this morning) : josecuervo
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          LAST NIGHT YOU WERE FUCKING THE GIRL'S FATHER, AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT BECAUSE HE HAD A GIRLY VOICE AND... : para:dig`m
          • this post made me laugh. : thekidd
          • Hrm ok, but no. : josecuervo
• RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : OverBurN

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• bump :P : celerity
• Kazaalite : TERATOGEN
• www.harvsnews.com/kazaa_lite_171_english.exe : land
• Thanks! : celerity

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  Tracy Chapman : Lawgiver
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    You are SO gay for knowing that. ;) : Degenerate
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      I just cut and pasted that line into google : Lawgiver
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        ok, maybe youre only a little gay then. : Degenerate
        • ok I feel better now : Lawgiver
    • Hey, it's a pretty song. : PantherX
  • ohhhh thats right cool thanks : smdever
• thats one of my favorite songs : radicus

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• I....... hate........... PIGS ad nauseum. : Paranoid Android
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  guess what DNF will be like? : scharfschuetze
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    death of GBroussard to follow soon after : Magitek
    • Heart attack? chris farely style? : The Key

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• 1214 tcp and udp I think : MeenMunky
• TCP 1214 : drucifer

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• I got your gun show right here ... *FLEXES* : uberp00
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  buy me a gun! : OverBurN
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    anything particular in mind? : slax0r
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      hrmmm something powerful... like the DE or something... : OverBurN
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        I'll look one for manufactured by Israeli Arms. The DEs made by Magnum Research are no good. : slax0r
        • ohhh cool... now if we could only smuggle it across the border :) : OverBurN
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          Details needed. : Magitek
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            MR DEs just tend to jam and misfire if they get the slightest bit dirty. IA is providing for, well, the I... : slax0r
            • God damn. *crosses that off the list* : Magitek

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  Did Maynard just stand in one spot and stomp his foot for the whole show? : Vantage
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    zing : tomservo
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      Haha, is that a yes? :) : Vantage
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        he didnt move much (except when he played backup guitar) but that wasnt the point, I wasnt going in hope... : tomservo
        • That would be really, really cool. : Paranoid Android
        • No, but that stomping thing looks really really really silly. ;) (at least from what I've seen in video ... : Vantage
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  I think i'm the only person who has ever had a negative experience with Tool live :( : Paranoid Android
  • Did you sleep with a roadie or something? : drucifer
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    what happened? they played everything perfectly... the stage setup was awesome (and kept changing) there... : tomservo
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      of all the bands I have ever seen live, TOOL plays their songs with the most technical expertise of anyon : psychobean
      • That's one of the reasons I must, someday, see Dream Theater live. They sound as good, and maybe, perhap... : Vantage
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      Well, I saw them in 1998, and it was when they were doing Ozzfest(but this wasn't Ozzfest), they did a si : Paranoid Android
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        I see :) llama :D see I didnt get close. when the music started, me and my friend hung back, and after t... : tomservo
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          Moshing to Tool cracks me up for some reason. : drucifer
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            yeah same kids mosh to anything these days : tomservo
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              I limit my moshing to punk and death metal. : drucifer
              • same :) : tomservo
        • this would have been the smart thing for me to do..or even go into the seats(The whole place was General ... : Paranoid Android
  • no you're not......the show I went to last summer sucked, but it wasn't Tool's fault....I took the day of... : Solar Jetman
  • No, they sucked at the Voodoo Festival in New Orleans last year. They were completley lifeless and they p... : rauol_duke
• they aren't coming to portland and I'm very very upset. : psychobean
• I haven't seen them since 1995ish... I'm sure their shows are alot bigger now. : drucifer
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  i thinking about going to see TOOL too. did you see many underage girls there? : TERATOGEN
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    dont know about age lots of sluts though : tomservo
    • good enuff for me, thanks : TERATOGEN

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• :( : OverBurN
• I get it too. Started last night. : Degenerate
• yup, I get that too. IE6 + WinXP. : moshman
• yeah... this is pretty damn annoying.... : OverBurN
• script debugging disabled! fuck you little annoying error box! : Degenerate
• :( : OverBurN

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• It is *very* good. Apples and oranges comparision to GTA3 though - both games rock (ED is more satisfyin... : Dimmona

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  i'm thinkin if your doing that you shouldn't be using linux my friend : multisync
  • Yeah, you can't be a "halftime commie". : Grigory
  • no floppy, no cd-rom, no network until windows loads. if you have a better idea, please share. : Furious George
• uhm, boot from the linux cd... : land

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  not until a sacrifice is made : para:dig`m
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    I'm sure there are plenty of virgins here : AllYourBase
    • i nominate acheron's daughter : para:dig`m

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  Why not just get the 32x and overclock it per this: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/07/20/147216&mo... : malevolence
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    Because, for a savings of 20 seconds and maybe $10, you might break it. : Sarcastro
    • It's the same exact drive with different firmware. : malevolence

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  I haven't been to an A's game in like 12 years. They were good back then. : w00d
  • The last time I went to an A's game was a little over two years ago when my wife was carrying my daughter... : acheron

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• okay. I'll be there in a jiffy : verbatim
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  come to the east, i think more shackers play there : kreggers
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    I just got done a game...I think I've almost sloghed myself of n00b status. AT least with the Orcs : Phearsome
    • then play on USEast : kreggers
• still up for it? I'm a complete newb as well : Caboose