Evening Reading

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  you don't deserve that name : mr.sleepy
  • :( i dont understand : cygnus
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  cyg you also used to post on stomped right? : X-GOUKI
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    i was cygnus on stomped before i came here. : mr.sleepy
    • i've had this name since 1992 on bbs's :( its almost as natural as my birth name! :) : cygnus
    • Good'ol stomped... : jhof
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  Hi. I am Cygnus X-1 : Cygnus X-1
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    rush owns all. Except pink floyd and king crimson , perhaps : creeping-death
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      Indeed they do. Wonder if they suck on this new tour. Probably. : Cygnus X-1
      • That new album is poo unfortunately. I'm glad I got to see them on the P/G tour. : drucifer
    • I'll put Rush in the upper tier of bands, because so many people seem to love them, but Zeppelin is surel : Juno
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  Hi, I'm awoihjaweohr : awoihjaweohr
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    how many times do you have to try to login with that name? : land
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      0 times, I'm used to typing it! awoihjaweohr. its actually quite plesant to type once you get the hang o... : awoihjaweohr
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        doesn't have to login once -- he's telepathic. : Goetterdaemmerung
        • what, you're not? : jerkinisnice

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  looks like shit. What the fuck are those textures about? : moshman
  • can't you blow up holes in walls and stuff with that game? : jerkinisnice

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  I admin 30+ Macs at work. I don't have ANY of the problems that you just stated. My OS9 machine would run... : -=fatman=-
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    Have you used any of the new builds of Jaguar? : fat mike
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      No. I am not close enough to get that kind of cool stuff. I know several people who work for Apple though... : -=fatman=-
      • you could problably from bill juarez if you looked for it : quake 3 announcer
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    uh then how did you get around the thing that pops up when you install new software that says you must re... : eghartman
    • When I install things (like printers) I do not restart the box in OS9. Network transfers are faster ov... : -=fatman=-
• The school I go to has labs full of iMacs. I have no idea why. It's insane how many of those damn things ... : wabut
• no wait they were 600mhz : eghartman

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• !!! Reply !!! : twd-insomnia
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  Userfriendly? Ugh, ick. Illiad needs to buy his forth joke already. Penny Arcade is good. When it sucks, ... : geedeck
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    Illiad is very insightful of what's happening in the whole computer industry. Penny-arcade feels like lam... : twd-insomnia
    • probably cause he's depicting you in today's comic right? : %61non
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  sluggy.com ?? : celerity
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    Is this a question or a statement? : geedeck
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      This is a - but what about sluggy.com?? :P : celerity
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        Did you read my reply? We're thinking along the same lines. So what do you think of the latest storyline?... : geedeck
        • totally yay : celerity
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  Actually Todays PA is among the top 10 (there are currently 4 or 5 in the top 10) funniest PA comics! : Ratalon
  • PA uber alles. The rest can go suck it. Hataz. hehehehe : jrock
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  Ooo, another arrogant Mac user angered by the newest PA comic. How sad. :-p : jrock
  • If he uses a mac or not, PA being blow par is the norm : Ratalon
• OMG? User Friendly funny??? The man can't even draw for crying out loud. PA is hit or miss, but it's... : Kaiser
• all of these suck. : gegtik
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  http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/computarfunnys/comic-32.htm : the archvile
  • http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/computarfunnys/comic-20.htm : haikeebah!
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  www.spacemoose.com this is all you need to know =) : -=kodiak=-
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    hahah http://www.spacemoose.com/strips/shat_bed.gif : draed
    • The time-travel strip is the funniest thing that has ever been conceived. : gegtik
  • Space Moose is a very important part of the Conversatron. : geedeck
• userfriendly is (to me) the lamest computer comic ever. They play on the SAME JOKES every time (oh loo... : batkiwi

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  Whats that about? : thief
  • http://us.imdb.com/Title?0282552 Natasha H., as hot as she may be, she simply lacks talent of any kind :... : eiopa

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  I don't think we lost the discoverer of the cure for cancer here. : gegtik
  • not the point, point is two people tied and beat a kid with a baseball bat to death. doesnt matter what t... : evil-cow
• last year a kid in toronto was kicked to death because he woudlnt hand over a pack of smokes : -=kodiak=-
• A Dollar for a single Cigarette. Sad. Anonymous 911 in NYC. Sad. : overtoke

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• poo I say. POO! : drucifer
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  PowerMac G4 for $1500 plus Apple always runs rebates. Not bad if you like 'em. : xakmalice
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    +Apple Monitor, + Apple Printer... : drucifer
    • Yeah, but you can still get away with plopping a PC monitor on it. It won't have the super crispness, bu... : xakmalice
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      No and no... it used to be that way, not anymore... : [Zoesch^2]
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        Bullshit. You are telling me that you can use non Post Script printers with Mac's? and as far as monitors... : drucifer
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          you can use most usb printers on the market now : quake 3 announcer
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            But I can't use my HP2000c that I paid too much money for... : drucifer
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              is that an old printer? : quake 3 announcer
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                It is not USB, but I bought it 1½ years ago. It is their best injet. : drucifer
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                  Yes you can use it... Macs support non Postcript stuff too :D : [Zoesch^2]
                  • but it is not usb... so unless he bought some wild and crazy print server or something he could not : quake 3 announcer
      • also you could use pc monitors with older macs using adapters : quake 3 announcer
    • Apple does not make printers any longer. They have not for some time now. Last one was the LaserWriter 85... : -=fatman=-
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  There is more to read in the article than just the price related relationships. : {Venger}
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    the education thing is also related to the income base of the customers, not the machines themselves... i... : drucifer
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      I always wanted one of those. : r0lf-
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        English... make cars? Buy... English car? : {Venger}
        • Australians make cars... very good cars in fact.... remind me to fuck up Chevy for not importing more of ... : Q-ball
    • you mean buying a SAFER - Quality car is more intelligent? : overtoke
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  BILL GATES : urbansling
  • I find him attractive too. : creeping-death

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• A 12 inch dildo, a bottle of champagne, a bag of lime, a shovel and some lawn darts. : ScoobySnack
• Something for me..................................to poop on! : Ajay-dk
• i need a new comb because my dad took mine and left me his. his comb is fucking disgusting with dead lice... : para:dig`m
• Pick me up a few rednecks..for me to poop on : Blackdawgg
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  A can of brake fluid and two straws. : drucifer
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    oh and a pick-axe, ducttape and 2 bags of lime. : drucifer
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      And a Snickers Ice Cream Bar of course : busdriver3030
      • that's a given! : drucifer

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  so that means i can eat my profile now? : plutonium245
  • yes. bon apetits. : Sander Pilon
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  link to edit profiles? : OverBurN
  • nm found it. http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/edit_profile.x but why doesnt my center tag work? :( : OverBurN
• Is that the profile format you're sticking with? : ScoobySnack
• why doesn't my homepage lik work correctly :( : drucifer
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  links start with http:// : Sander Pilon
  • /me humps Sander's leg... THanks. : drucifer
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  Do they suppose unicode/international characters? : Nullzero
  • support* : Nullzero

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  When did this start? : jrock
  • As soon as you decided to not run adaware. : Cygnus X-1

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  Groove Armada... *shrugs* : thief
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    Really? That song is brilliant from start to end.. I'll have to give it another listen then. : {Venger}
    • Wait.. it's not that good. It's going! I already have 'Pipeline' by alan parsons anyways. Thanks a bu... : {Venger}
• Groove Armada : freak!
• I don't know all those, so howabout I give keeper recommendations? Groove Armada Utadu Hikaru Ayumi ... : geedeck
• take off all the jpop and you'll have plenty of room for good music : e_smokah

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• http://images.google.com/images?q=oven+temperature+control&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search : ScoobySnack
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  I just found one; expect a surprise in the coming hours. http://www.premierrange.com/images/faq/ovencont... : the archvile
  • baking dnf? : e_smokah

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  That movie was all kinds of weird. : ScoobySnack
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    You think im shit...but im not. IM CHAMPAGNE! and you're the one whos shit!! : RiNgMaStEr
    • "I came! I came" : protoman

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  How do ya watch these? : joejoe55
  • In warcraft: singe player then view replay. save in your warcraft iii/replay folder : ratman
• yes, how watchy watchy? : supermonkeyballz
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  Great game, man. One question though: When your DK came out and met up with your Dreadlord, what did you ... : protoman
  • I had 1 tomb of greater experience that I gave him (takes lvl 1 to lvl 3) : ratman
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  awesome man... if it wasnt for that quick thinking when you brought out your acolytes to repair your TH,... : b00tsauce
  • Yeah after watching the replay again I see how close I was to losing my hall. The game was literally a fe... : ratman
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  is there a patch for wcIII this so I can watch this? : needlez
  • Connect to bnet and get the latest patch, you should be able to watchi t : ratman
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  Just got done watching, very nice! You have any others? : busdriver3030
  • Of course :) http://www.ratfest.org/star/I%20beat%20elfer.w3g (Ud Vs Ne. simliar to last game. Good ... : ratman

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• Old news'd : josecuervo

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  for me to poop on. : ashkie
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    ^ true. you just bought yourself a paperweight! : RiNgMaStEr
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      if he enjoys it, more power to him. I just know I wouldnt. : ashkie
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        This makes no sense, you can't really judge something you haven't tried, and the pessimistic towards new ... : Atma Weapon
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          i have tried it. i know i dont like it. the controller, the small memory cards, the small sized dvds. i d... : ashkie
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            Then drink a refreshing glass of **** juice then... Oh yeah, a paperweight, this coming from our local... : [Zoesch^2]
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              look look, Stefan is losing his temper :-D. What the hell do musical tastes have in common with gamig tas : rookieone
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                Lots, if you like shit going into your ears you probably like shit for games :D : [Zoesch^2]
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                  arguing about tastes == pointless argument. BUt it gest funny if one of the parties starts bitching and c... : rookieone
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                    Of course, there's no judge for taste... Or else he'd be courtmarshalled :D : [Zoesch^2]
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                      why is it the name Zoesch and the word taste appear in most of your posts? : redfive
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                        Because... The sun is a mass of incandescent gas A gigantic Nuclear furnace Where hydrogen is built ... : [Zoesch^2]
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                          He's scientific and musical people, let's give him a round of applause! Seeing that song in concert is... : geedeck
                          • I miss the old version of the song... but the new one does alright live! : [Zoesch^2]
                • roofles!! you are a sad site, i listen to lots of different stuff. despite what you may think, i am not : RiNgMaStEr
            • slipknot? Ahahahaha. Yes, I love "I hate my dad" rock : creeping-death
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  what games ? : jedi_27
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    Rogue Leader, SSBM and Sonic Adventure 2 (Waiting for Eternal Darkness and Sonic Collection) : [Zoesch^2]
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      i have Rogue Leader, and Sega Soccer Slam. Both really good games. I have played SSBM very cool. But E... : jedi_27
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        Will do... FIFA's getting disappointing of late : [Zoesch^2]
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          what are you looking forward to on the GC ? And have you tried out the new wavebird ? And what kind... : jedi_27
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            Got the 8 meg card... : [Zoesch^2]
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              And I'm looking forwards to Sonic Collection : [Zoesch^2]
              • awesome! well have fun with it, its pretty damn cool : jedi_27
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                ED and Sonic Collection are totally worth it, much less when Metroid comes out. Good purchase. ) : The_Janitor
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                  I'm actually surprised... I'm by no means one from the nintendo camp (Only owned the Atari, Intellevision... : [Zoesch^2]
                  • Yeah. I've owned every Nintendo console, but was sorely, sorely disappointed with the 64. Glad to see the : The_Janitor
    • you like sonic adventure 2?? when i played it on dreamcast, it felt like everyone at sega was shitting... : -=kodiak=-
• Eternal Darkness >> any other console game out right now : Dimmona

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  Do you have a tape drive, or are you burning CD's? : jhopkins
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    Burning CD's. : awoihjaweohr
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      Swaping CD's is a suckass job. What is even more fun, is when you don't check then afterwards and find t... : jhopkins
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        oh yes, and having discovered that I've already deleted the data from one part of the network! HOORJ! : awoihjaweohr
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          Back in the day, I backedup a 40MB HD using 5.25" floppies. That was fun. BTW, none of the disks were f... : jhopkins
          • my. god. I'm weeping at that very thought. : awoihjaweohr

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• do what you gotta do man. : filthysock
• not in the least. The Air Force will definitely take care of you. : beastrabban
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  Do it. You will get good training, have the potential to travel and see the world, and you get paid. ... : mrraist-
  • I really wish I could pursue a career in piloting, but unfortunately you MUST be an officer in order to d... : creeping-death
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    were you in the military? Just curious : creeping-death
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      Not me personally, but my grandfather was in the RCAF during the war, and my dad was in the reserves. Si... : mrraist-
      • Gotta have a BS/BA degree to do that. : creeping-death
• trust your instincts.. let the force flow through you if you have exhausted all other possibilities, th... : mad-d00d
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  The Air Force, from what I hear, can be a better ride than the Army. I know a couple of smart guys who go... : haikeebah!
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    The army/marines aren't a good ride at all from what I hear... They mainly recruit grunts that train in t... : creeping-death
    • Oh yeah, just curious...what happened w/ those guys that you speak of? : creeping-death
    • Yeah I knew a kid who was biulding PCs in high school and wanted to do the army before college - he spent... : haikeebah!
• I think it's cool dude. It's not for everyone, but there are absolutely worse things you could do with yo... : geedeck
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  Very good choice...my Dad made a career outts it. : drucifer
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    Cool..what does he do? : creeping-death
    • He started out in ECM in the Air Force in the 70's and now he is a Commander Chief Master Sergeant in the... : drucifer
  • 'out of'...sheesh : drucifer
• I'm actually about to find out if I am accepted to the AF OTS program. I should know by Tuesday. I won't ... : jrock
• Nah, it'll do a lot of good for you. : thief
• question for those in the service: if you don't know how to swim, is that very bad or very good? : the archvile
• One of the good things about the mil. is your thinking is done for you in the begining. They will straig... : jhopkins

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  im part canadian. im not lke that. :p : RiNgMaStEr
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    so you keep your shirt on when you pretend to cornhole a plastic penguin? : Phearsome
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      yes. : RiNgMaStEr
      • good to know for all you plastic penguin rapers out there. : Phearsome
    • "pretend"? : GoofyBoy
• I think that's a dig on linux users more than Canadians. : ScoobySnack

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  Unless it's flash. : {Venger}
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    Uncheck "Enable third-party browser extensions" : ScoobySnack
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      But then you wouldn't be able to enjoy stuff like this; http://spoil-sports.com/Aquaman.htm : GoofyBoy
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        it's working here and i just unticked both of those : abrasion
        • hrmm you're right.. it doesn't stop any flash ads :( What to do? : ScoobySnack
• Just hit ESC. Stops all gifs. : haikeebah!

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• their site is down. : ashkie
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  C:\>ping http://www.americasarmy.com ...wait for 30 seconds ... unknown Host http://www.americasarmy.c : rookieone
  • heh. Don't ping with http://!! -- just ping the host... Pinging www.americasarmy.com [66.205.195.222] ... : celerity

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• I always blame firmware. : awoihjaweohr
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  that is normally dead ram. : abrasion
  • Do you know of any program that can test the ram? : whippy
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    Dead ram waits to fucked with your computer when you install drivers? : Ratalon
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      The system was running fine for about 7 months with this single install of XP no problems. Then it start... : whippy
      • Is it legal? Maybe MS update trys to fuck with the registry. Email someone as MS see what they gotta say! : Ratalon
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  Here we go put the bare minimum into your computer (proc, mobo, ram, video) install XP.. dont update the : Ratalon
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    Hmm I was trying to avoid doing all that but yeah it makes sense to try that. This is gonna blow. : whippy
    • No "this is going to blow" happens when I transfer a mobo from one case to another and it doesn't get pow : Ratalon
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  You know reinstalling is totally unnecessary? So you didn't back up your registry. tsk tsk. : creeping-death
  • heh actually I did. I even went as far to repair the system, sam, security, software folders through rec... : whippy

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  It's been out in Canada for about a month now at ~$30CAN. : TwiLyght
  • I'll have to try it... I need a good adventure game! : [Zoesch^2]
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  i clicked, but couldn't find a demo. Whats the point of advertising your game to me if you don't have a d... : filthysock
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    What's the point of visiting a gaming site if you don't read the articles? Or are you just lazy and have... : TwiLyght
    • So there IS a demo! : {Venger}
  • http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/20608 On the top of every page is a 'search the news' option. US... : Sander Pilon
• HAHA I look at the ad that was on the page at the time I read this it was an AD for CSnation and clothing : Ratalon

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• If you do it for a year non-stop, yes. : Sander Pilon
• Do you know that standing and sitting are also bad for you? Everything you do in life is bad for you!! ... : Ratalon

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• Maybe it is looking for updates? Email Microsoft and ask them!! Hell they are a company I would be curiou... : Ratalon
• check for new versions - it's an option in intellipoint. : abrasion

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  hooray for Please insert your disc labeled Windows98 into your CD-ROM drive and The installation needs to : rookieone
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    rookie one this is red five pull down your pants and brace for impact i repeat brace for impact : {Venger}
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      wassup {V}? wanna play some minigolf? : Caboose
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        Im eating, but yeah in a minute or two. Maybe. : {Venger}
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          no prob. I'm waiting in http://www.jippii.com/pasiworld/purplehouse.html : Caboose
          • I went in and checked but couldnt find you. I did however find one girl who tried to cyber with me and an... : {Venger}
    • What the hell ?? FEGGET !! : rookieone
• Dude.. why you messing with 98? Get XP! : beastrabban

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  Counter-Strike and DAoC : Chunks
  • boy you're way behind the times. : RiNgMaStEr
• War3, but haven't gotten into it yet. : verbatim
• I guess I could count Warcraft 3 because it has mp, but I'm doing SP right now. Just got back from a 2 ho... : slax0r
• final fantasy 10. : corey
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  Warcraft3 Hoorj!!11!1 : Nighteyes
  • HOORJ!!! : Raziel
• Warcraft 3 : ArmagideoN
• Fallout Tactics... : Mr. SlippyFist
• Asheron's Call! : kueay
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  Jedi Knight 2 1.04!! : Nullzero
  • jedi.eof.net! : pyide
• asherons call 2 harharhar : sansonuke
• MCO! Really! : CrimsonHandHiro
• Asheron's Call and Rocket Arena 3 : phobium
• CS, DOD, DMC, WC3 and some Porn on the side : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
• none at the moment : Tissen
• pocket pool SOF2, Medal Of Honor:AA, Warcrap III : Wolfanoz
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  GTA3 still..even after i beat it. Its still more fun than 95% of the games out there currently : Blackdawgg
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    but he asked about MP games, and AFAIK GTA3 is not multiplayer-ready : rookieone
    • Well in that case im not playing anything...No MP game interests me enough for my 40bux : Blackdawgg
• q3 :) CTF and RA : moshman
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  SoF2,AA:O (until the new patch came out) and Unreal Tournament... I have Q3, but never really play it ... : drucifer
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    what'S AA:O ?? : rookieone
    • America's Army : Operations. I hate using just AA because that acronym has too many different meanings. : drucifer
• dod just now, and i remembered why i HATE humans. almsot all of them. : cygnus
• Always Q3, some WC3, and a bunch of NWN MP. : xakmalice
• RTCW recently. : haikeebah!
• None at the moment. Moto GP steals all my game time. : {Venger}
• SOF II and WARIII : spector

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  you like them fat? : redfive
  • hahaha thats what i read into that as well : jedi_27
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  I'm drinking baileys to my pizza cause i couldnt find any other liquids in the house. I will never do thi... : {Venger}
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    beer and pizza do mix very well. Especially if you aren't a friend of red wine ... : rookieone
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      Oy! But Bailey's isnt beer! : haikeebah!
      • i know, i know. : rookieone
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    damn thats gross, what were you thinking! : jedi_27
    • Actually its getting better for each sip. I'm not that sad that Im gonna drink here all alone though.. a ... : {Venger}
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  Mmmmm.. Starbucks... Even better than what he said. : mrraist-
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    erm.. to me coffee is coffee. I put too much cream & sugar to tell any difference. : ScoobySnack
    • haha, even with sugar+milk you can taste the difference, well, i can, dunno abiout you : rookieone
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    I hate the idea of a company like Starbucks, but I can't help but love their coffee. :) : xakmalice
    • yeah, apparently they're on to something ;) http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=SBUX&d=c&t=my&l=on&z=b&q=l : ScoobySnack
• black as night and bitter as hell, just how i like my women : e_smokah