Evening Reading

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  girls man, they are cryptic and shit. they have like a 1024 bit encryption key. i have dating the same ... : Orion
  • they have like a 1024 bit encryption key How true that is. : Wolfanoz
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    I am here to testify, after 10 years nothing will change. They still expect you to "know". : Dreagon
    • hehe yeah i would figure as much. better start working harder on the mind reading stuff, cuase i think t... : Orion
  • they have like a 1024 bit encryption key You remind me off a friend I have who tried explaining to me ... : ratman
• I feel your pain brother. : Wolfanoz
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  it took me forever to find a woman that appreciates an affectionate man like me : El Tigre
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    the problem with women is what they want is a combination of the two ends of the spectrum of what men can... : disembodied potato
    • Worryingly accurate :( : blackhawk
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=3024080 :D : Do_Or_Die
    • hahah! : skynet
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  well, my cats do that to -me- when I sleep. They come up and rub themselves against my face with their fa... : moshman
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    They like to be woken up by being slapped in the face with a flacid penis also : smdever
    • I had one girlfriend who liked to be woken up by being cockslapped on the ass.. well, not exactly slapped... : moshman
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    my father's cat use to jump off the headboard onto my face what a fucken spectacular way to wake up at... : halfwaybastard
    • i dunno, i like to wake up with pussy in my face. : skynet

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  No, danish. :/ : d fluke
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    French Danish? : -TKF-
    • Almond Danish! Yummm! : [Zoesch^2]
• or smartest ones out there, it's hard to tell. : Dreagon
• bwahahahaha. The French are so arrogant :) : moshman
• haha! They don't want to miss the instant replays! : xocsida
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  Danish (and south-swedish) people have red noses and smell of urine :( : idmud
  • My cousin-in-law is Danish and he is neither of those. : c0bra
  • the hell : {Venger}
  • yes but only the danish ones. : needlez
  • wtf? Only the homeless ones do, everyone else smelled normal to me... : kevp
• tell jason, we want some early morning consoling! : Bob Jones

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  what do yo make an hour? : Jerry C
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    One million, he was shacking for a thousandth of a minute. : moshman
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      http://www.odyssey.net/subscribers/jcraig/stuff/put_a_sock.wav : Jerry C
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        damn! no sound here at work :) I'm pretty sure about what it is tho :) : moshman
        • its ARNOLD!!!!! " oh put a sock in it" : Jerry C
  • $10 bucks =P : kreggers
• I guess I will make about 525 bucks : smdever
• I make about 20 bucks a day shacking on average. Most of the rest of the day is doing work : Crimsonbeak
• $250 to Shack for the remaining Mondays and Wednesdays of July. : the archvile

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• Yes. Really. Go for it. : d fluke
• hahaha..go for it ..she is only getting better with age after all ;) : smdever
• hahahahahhaha......NO : Orion
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  she has pnuematic tits! : skynet
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    o_O.. pnuematic tits? : Wolfanoz
    • Yeah it looks like they are attached to a pump and inflated at will. : skynet
• hell yeah. I would. : x-eyd|mary
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  I bet she has a real raspy voice ! : skynet
  • I'll let ya know when I find out. : Wolfanoz

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• whats up? : Orion

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• that is so photomontaged it's ridiculous : ostrichboy
• man no way that is real, but pretty cool!! : Orion
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  If only the sky looked like that to the bare eye.. *sigh* : d fluke
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    ...we'd probably get cooked by the cosmic rays and such before you'd get to appeciate it! : haikeebah!
    • Details, details.. : d fluke

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• reminds me of anti-trust : e_smokah

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  what about Mellow Yellow : smdever
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    they still make that : Wolfanoz
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      they do??? they don't sell it around here anymore then I guess ;( : smdever
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        No...I know for a fact because the local blockbuster has it :-D : Wolfanoz
        • oh well I havn't been in a blockbuster in years..I don't get out much so its probably all over the place ... : smdever
      • They dont sell it much because they know it sucks and nobody will buy it. : Degenerate
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  i cant think of one that is not made anymore, i bet if you looked hard enough you should be able to find ... : Orion
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    I'll have to make a border run to Canada for beer and to see if Canada Dry still makes Tahitian Treat. : Wolfanoz
    • canada, that is one funny country : Orion
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    remember Rondo? : haokah
    • http://www.lastore123.com/cgi-bin/webc.cgi/mu_main.html?catid=230&sid=4lm9QM0WC2z77ut : Orion

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• hello do you read evening reading? : draed
• the NFL has by far the dumbest rookies on average. : the archvile
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  Thanks for REPOSTING that from Maarten's ER update. : V0lk
  • You're welcome. : x-eyd|mary

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  i love their clothes, get me a discout.... bitch : kreggers
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    I love it when you talk dirty. : MuaaSan
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      no bend over . . . bitch : jedi_27
      • I hate it when you talk dirty. : MuaaSan
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        get off my Kool-Aid motherfucker : kreggers
        • MuaaS is your's -? oh sorry dude, my bad you can have your bitch back ;) : jedi_27
• Sweet! I love AE stuff. If I worked there, I wouldn't have a paycheck, just lots of cool new duds. :) : xocsida
• oink oink brother! :D : Dreagon
• Money=Money : Squirrely
• Mallchicks are easy if you can get them to STFU for 5 seconds. : haikeebah!
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  Yes, it certainly is horrible to engage in voluntary exchange. : UtilityMaximizer
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    Gaining personal profit no less! : MoNsTeR
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      The horror! THE HORROR! Although technically, the gains to the employee are income, not profit. Also, : UtilityMaximizer
      • Correct AND correct : [Zoesch^2]
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        ph34r the technicalities! : MoNsTeR
        • Sorry to be so picky.. : UtilityMaximizer

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• yessir... we'd have to do something like that direct... you'd want to contact me through email or IM. : shackstore.com

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  You know I totally forgot to mention about the group interface of Warcraft 3. In StarCraft, if you pic... : Raziel
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    you also forgot at negative sides. like when 8 armies fight over BNET, the kind of PC slow down is painf... : jedi_27
    • well excuuuse me for gushing :D actually my comp started whinging about virtual ram in that 10 player ga... : Raziel
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      Only for you bastards who are broke and can't afford nice stuff :D My personal favorite, in a 6v6, wise ... : Nighteyes
      • i should try playing on my laptop tonight, its faster in every aspect than my desktop. But for some reas... : kreggers
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        yeah but i have amdk7 tbird, 768megs of mem, ti200, and running with the xp pro, using latest drivers. ... : jedi_27
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          I bet it is due to XP : Crimsonbeak
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            really. fuck, time to step back i guess : jedi_27
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              well I am having big probs with memory in games. XP 1800,Radeon 8500, 512 RAM(gonna up that to 1024 next... : Crimsonbeak
              • let me know how it goes. i might try a fresh install of XP tonight and see if that helps : jedi_27
          • um...no...nice try : Wolfanoz

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  You just don't understand the game. : x-eyd|mary
  • well I know it's really not about the combat; why else would all the weaponry be half-hearted? I'm reall... : the archvile
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  It gets better as your skills improve. It's a balance mechanism. : Dreagon
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    Once I went into godmode my only reason for hating the game was gone. And godmode really doesn't ruin th... : the archvile
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      GODMODE IS BLASPHEMY! And you call yourself a gamer?! Shame on you. : d fluke
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        hey, in Easy mode, I kept getting mowed down by thugs with pistols on Liberty Island. I always give a ga... : the archvile
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          I don't think the problem is traditional FPS skills (run/jump/shoot), I think its your play style. I p... : jimmy-buffett
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            yeah, I save about every 3 minutes to one file, and sometimes I take an easy sniper shot which of course ... : the archvile
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              IIRC, you can put the silencer mod on any weapon, but you actually have to get the silencer mod first. : jimmy-buffett
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                true. I had a sniper rifle that was a godlike hammer of destruction, silenced, rifle skill maxed, laser s... : Paranoid Android
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                  mine was the same way, then you hit that spot where they take away all your guns, I got some back but did : jimmy-buffett
                  • really? that's surprising, as it was sitting in the room where the rest of your guns were, all mods in mi : Paranoid Android
          • i dont remember having any problems on liberty island (apart from slow down but thats a different story.)... : disembodied potato
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          Three ways to deal with all the thugs on the island. 1) Sneak and use baton/stun gun. Highest risk. ... : Degenerate
          • figures; I chose the sniper rifle and it only had 4 rounds. I had a few pistol stands afterwards. : the archvile
        • SNEAK UP ON THEM AND CATTLEPROD THEM. Running around full tilt in the open when you have no skills ye... : xvdl
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  you just dont understand. The whole point is your supposed to try and find an alternative to the kind of... : disembodied potato
  • Yeah. Someone tell him the sniper rifle gets more accurate as you put more points into it. That's the po... : UtilityMaximizer
• You should have gotten GTA3! ;) : Former_HPB
• Eh? You're playing it very wrong if thats the case. I had plenty of medkits to spare after many levels, l... : Protodevlin
• dont run into combat. play it smart and pick your spots. later on you can get a regen aug, so don't worry... : elosorojo
• Get to Hong Kong. Ballistics + Health Regen + Power recurculator = almost invincible. Also save the upg... : Crimsonbeak

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• OPEN YOUR EYES. OPEN YOUR EYES. OPEN YOUR EYES : moshman
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  Welcome to the real world. : matrix
  • *PUKE* ............*FAINT* : smdever
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    sorry to break this to ya, but the shack is *NOT* the real world : Jerry C
    • now you just talkin crazy talk! : moshman
• where you have always been. Wherever you ARE. : Dreagon
• in your chair. : Crimsonbeak
• Sounds like you're in the Memento main menu to me ;) : blackhawk

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• Copy That, Wild Fandango on the loose. Move to engage. : kreggers
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  j00 are so scary when you do that! Have you been working out? : xocsida
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    *flexes his penif* : Nighteyes
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      *YAWN* : Jerry C
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        *flexes YOUR penif* : Nighteyes
        • | >< | |_0_| : Jerry C

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  I'm fucking pissed off about that. How can they patent something they had no hand in developing whatsoeve... : moshman
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    *cough* RAMBUS? : [Zoesch^2]
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      I HAVE PATENTED PREMATIRIALRIAL SEX : {Venger}
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        I have trademarked {Venger}. : ostrichboy
        • I will gladly purchase that trademark from you for the sum of one dollar. : Degenerate
      • Sorry, I think I got prior art on that! :D : [Zoesch^2]
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      heh, and look what happened to them :) (I actually did not know they patented something they did not deve... : moshman
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        RDRAM wasn't invented per se by them (The truth surfaced that it was discussed at the JEDEC meetings and ... : [Zoesch^2]
        • and Rambus got fucked in the ass nice and good. Thank god. : moshman
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    did you read the article? as one poster points out, Microsoft's attempt to grab the patent, is not a : -Panther-
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      It *is* something to be enraged about, because then DirectX would be the only alternative for running gam... : d fluke
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        Do you know for a fact that the "ARB vertex program extension" is such a vital component that Carmack or ... : -Panther-
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          No, but what exact feature it is doesn't really matter, it's still crippling for OpenGL to not have it (i : d fluke
          • it is pretty damn crippling for the future. : moshman
        • It sure as hell is!! : moshman
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      So he is saying the extension will become obosolete if MS do not patent it? I think not. : moshman
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        Does anyone know what this extension is or does? I mean it could be completely trivial or absolutely inte... : -Panther-
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          it's an ARB extension for programming the vertex shaders (Carmack likes vertex shaders; he finds pixel sh... : the archvile
          • he finds Pixel Shaders useless because he uses the GL registry combiners, which basically do the same thi... : moshman
        • it's gonna be pretty integral in the furture, it allows the use of hardware vertex shaders with openGL. W... : moshman
• http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=35686&cid=3854636 : V0lk
• I love the way they call the slashdotters geeks. It's funny because it's true! : Bob Jones

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• I could see this coming from a mile away. The xbox just has too many releases scheduled for the fall. : Bob Jones

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• what a fiasco. : skynet
• MLB players are a bunch of pussies! the all star game was a joke last night. they are going to go on st... : Orion

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  Damn.. watch it! it looks good and IT'S ALSO COMMING FOR THE PC! : -TKF-
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    It's also coming to the xbox too but I fear ps2 ports like the plague. MotoGP was pretty good though. : Bob Jones
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      This is being developed on the PC and the PS2 at the same time.. Don't fear, you will get your pretty PC... : -TKF-
      • Then I might buy this game : Bob Jones

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• Friction, lots of it... : [Zoesch^2]
• socks add a layer and allow your feet to get rid of sweat. The removal of the feet-sweat is endothermic, : beastrabban

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  urgh I was pretty busy yesterday and only got to play 3 games :( My skills were already slightly rusty af... : ratman
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    come, come play! us east #shacknews : Nighteyes
    • @work :( : ratman
• You guys are too good for me :) I need practice. : skynet
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  as do i. sorry i missed last night, how did it go ? : jedi_27
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    loaded of crap there were like 2 games one went alright then the second the "good" players grouped vs ... : Nighteyes
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      Who were the good players? : ratman
      • Artillery and his friend who would remain namesless, yet appear to be a complete moron saying some retard... : Nighteyes
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      i figured that would happen one day if we kept doing TvB. oh well. sometimes its good practice to get m... : jedi_27
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        Not really, there is no practice when you do as good as you can, but your teammates just can't keep the p... : Nighteyes
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          in 2v2, 3v3 or higher it really comes down to the teams combining and rushing one enemy out of the game -... : Raziel
          • which is why you need a decent partner. I found time yesterday to start my first BNET game. And i love ... : jedi_27
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          this is true. are you going to play tonight ? : jedi_27
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            yea i wanna play right now and am just idling in us east #shacknews hoping some bastard will join me :D : Nighteyes
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              i am at work, but might book early. FUCK i want to play : jedi_27
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                I should try to take on the computer by myself If I can master a 1 on 1 with the korean komputar then i ... : Nighteyes
                • teh computar is teh man : Raziel
                • good luck, hopefully you can play tonight as well : jedi_27
• Get a job, hippie! : Entity

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  When you die... Next! : [Zoesch^2]
  • no thats when most people get sent to burn in hell : infidel
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  after you cum : kreggers
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    that's when it starts sucking, dummy : needlez
    • whooooosh, right over your head. see, i took life and made it represent a female. And a female stops suc... : kreggers
• When ya run out of money. : Nighteyes
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  When you stop doing things because other people think you should do them, and start doing the things that... : xocsida
  • hrm, interesting. Not sure the wife would go for it though. : ostrichboy

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• i don't think so : Swanson
• Damn you homemade TA-COS! : kreggers

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• is this like some sick kind of taste test? : lacker
• Lentil. Alot more gas. Ugh. : d fluke
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  I think lentil farts have higher frequency, but lower intensity : infidel
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    Yes, they just sorta *leak* out.. : d fluke
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      I still dont get how the Dalai Lama meditates after eating that stuff : infidel
      • He has better bowelcontrolling skillz than the average human, I guess.. : d fluke
• Italian fart. : the archvile
• Egg sandwich farts own them both. : Dreagon
• Mcain superfries. holy shit I'm dying over here. : Furious George
• saurkraut farts : x-eyd|mary
• Brussel Sprouts or corned beef & cabbage! : JuicyPeaches
• any of my farts vs everyone elses : El Tigre
• Lentil. : moshman
• curry fart = YOGA FLAME! : Wolfanoz
• tarka dall fart. which happens to be curried lentils. : sweat
• STUPID SHACKPOLL FARTS : Jerry C
• kim chi fart is worst of all, no contest : c0bra

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  I wanna play wif you again ;( : Nighteyes
  • tonight, USEast, i'll be there : kreggers
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  read mine: http://www.shacknews.com/reviews/review.x?p=pc&r=1&game_name=Warcraft+III%3A+Reign+of+Chaos&gi... : Raziel
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    i did, good review : kreggers
    • thx you :D : Raziel
  • Thumbs up. : d fluke
  • i just read that, fucking awesome. well done : jedi_27

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• It's supposed to look like a cartoon... : Wolfanoz
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  They're not meant to sync. The face's mouth moves the same amount every time. It's a static image. Lipcyn... : Entity
  • Then why bother to make the faces move at all and give that tiny CPU overhead back to the game? I say if... : beastrabban

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  I Just had some strawberry spread on a bagel. THAT was awesome. : Furious George
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    my jam was better : filthysock
    • Considered what I told you about going for a dedicated hard disk recorder instead? : [Zoesch^2]

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• BWAAAHAAAHAA! I hate them too! They make my life hell cause it conflics with one of our apps... : Former_HPB