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• The Shack is famous now! : xianarchy
• just tell them "BLING BLING IN YO ASS!" : snuff
• That is fricken beautiful. : drucifer
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  Did you do that Steve? Or did someone buy it? : chuk
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    someone bought it, cant remember who. : Steve Gibson
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      moz methinks...? : airrob
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        I thought it was haiku. : insta
        • no, certainly not haiku : Maarten Goldstein
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    it is a pennystock banner : Maarten Goldstein
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      Why are the Mozilla people getting all pissy? It's free advertising for them! : chuk
      • If Mozilla wins the browser wars, it's no longer cool to use it! : Portax
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  They take Mozilla a little too seriously for my tastes. Got halfway down the comments and saw stuff c... : laidback
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    Read closer though; they are comparing it to how communism SHOULD be, not Soviet communism. Like the guy ... : Entity
    • communist theory is one of those things that will forever remain unreachable. its like a virgin mother... : Morgin
    • "communism for the people" whew! got a good laugh outta that one! ;) : MoNsTeR
  • wow it goes on like that for the remainder of the page. : snuff
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    Exactly my sentiments, just read that link - they are all a bunch of fucking crazies. : abrasion
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      I think the feeling is mutual. : Sander Pilon
      • If they only knew the AbRASiON we know... then it'll be all different : [Zoesch^2]
  • umm the ad. is about mozilla and communism http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5033857 part of the an... : scharfschuetze
• Heh. Our favourite character, the late GiantCommunistRobot, just made an appearance over there =) : Tissen
• It was moz http://www.shacknews.com/advertising/pennystock2/moz.gif I just got that ad. banner. : scharfschuetze
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  IF OPENSOURCE IS COMMUNIST THEN I'M ALL FOR OPENSOURCE, COMRADE! : xvdl
  • VODKA KOMRADE? : RiNgMaStEr
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  I always new that open sourced crap was designed by commies to brainwash the masses. That explains why i... : Sludgehead
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    you mean knew? : RiNgMaStEr
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      you mean You? : Sander Pilon
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        Who? : RiNgMaStEr
        • you!! : Sander Pilon
    • Know, I mean new. If eyed meant to say knew, you should no I would have said it. : Sludgehead
• I think they are missing the point....the banner has nothing to do with communism. It is just a graphic d... : -=fatman=-
• What's with BTG getting her slur on against the shack? It's not like you're going to find LESS silly talk... : The_Janitor

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• Lots of obnoxious user-added HTML! Nah, that seems good enough. : [andromeda]
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  # of posts so we know who is better than everyone else! : kingfish
  • NEGATIVE! : Sander Pilon
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  COMMENT COUNTER : RiNgMaStEr
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5033884 : Sander Pilon
    • :< : RiNgMaStEr
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  a search field so you can automagically search through that user's comments.. and broaden the search to l... : gegtik
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    search is coming. I'm hoping for MySQL 4.0.2. to be released soon. As for the week, we don't do that t... : Sander Pilon
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      * List of shackreviews * Picture/webcam : Tissen
      • Oh, and a good reply button =( : Tissen
• some simple ting which tells us not when we registered, but for how many years/months/minutes and seconds... : moshman
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  How about, a comment COUNTER! : Nighteyes
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    http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5033884 : RiNgMaStEr
    • He should take the hint ;p : Nighteyes
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  do we want all the stuff from the old one? Name, Age, ICQ, Email, Clan that's all the stuff I can r... : Sniper21
  • - a link to a homepage - maybe a personal "what we're playing" field : smoy
  • okay so if searching takes too damn long...what if we had a search option for just our own comments? Some... : Sniper21
• E-mail link (if provided) : -=fatman=-
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  - A "Games Im Playing" section. - Automatic links to reviews I've written - AIM name : skynet
  • I like this "games we're playing" idee-er. : [andromeda]
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    how about a "my favorite servers" section? Good servers are hard to find... : Sniper21
    • that's a good one... : on_a_beach
• please allow some html to edit our profile page : Furious George
• *cough*postcount*cough excuse me. : slax0r
• sander, give me a good reason why a postcount is bad. : ventro

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• He at least could have picked some attractive females to star with. (not gay) : w00d
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  wtf! that's NOT jason lee.... it can't be.... no... julia stiles does it for me though.... : Kniggit
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    I like that Jason Lee chick on the left : mr. winky
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      Julia Stiles from "Save the Last Dance" http://us.imdb.com/Name?Stiles,+Julia http://us.imdb.com/Title... : rookieone
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        I think Julia Stiles is pretty butt ugly. : nerfherder
        • Oh, you're such a modern rebel. : {Venger}
        • she's OK, not a hottie though : rookieone
      • whew, i'm officially not ghey. : Kniggit
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  Dude, he's a scientologist, you can't get any lower than that. : Protodevlin
  • Dude, no way. : nerfherder
• so...sad...gonna...cry. : ninjatimmy
• if it involves a three-way or a lesbian scene between stiles and blair then sign me up : fsck
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  Is he still gonna play Feltch or did that get canned : mr. winky
  • Still going as far as I know...but I know nothing. : nerfherder
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  And the baby Jesus weapeth... : CrimsonHandHiro
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    Well, he did do Kissing a Fool a while ago. : nerfherder
    • What is this movie you speak of... for I had stricken it from memory along with any other movie that Davi... : CrimsonHandHiro
  • HELLO! this is where my account would've come in handy! : abrasion
• I dont care who else is in it. Julia Stiles is in it! SCHAAAAAWING! :) : moshman
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  *Tips a 40 for Brodie* : Paranoid Android
  • Banky (Edwards?) could kick Brodie Bruce's ass. : fuckthepolice

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  www.asij.ac.jp/elementary/projects/jculture/sean.jpg : {Venger}
  • woah : infidel
  • sexay !!!!!! : rookieone
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  Sad but true. I know this by experience. : Tissen
  • giving punishment or taking it? : infidel
• The only way you're gonna stop asking these questions is if you get laid. : [Zoesch^2]
• TheHobbit much? :) : Paranoid Android
• Absolutely not. Creating a sensation of disgust works just as well. : haikeebah!

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• TWF, this should've been a reply to Sander's post... bah! : [Zoesch^2]

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• SON OF A BITCH REPLY BUTTON. : altruism

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• Muy delicioso mi amigo. : [andromeda]
• Buttery! : xocsida
• i will have to try that out! i love butta : kingfish
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  uggg.... to much butter is a bad thing, it makes things taste like ass. : RiNgMaStEr
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    ass tastes good right? : kingfish
    • not when it has bung on it! (i dont have any experience!!) : RiNgMaStEr

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  www.shackstuff.tk for all your shacking needs : rookieone
  • Cool. I didn't know of that site. : Tissen
  • @#$%@#$^^ "YES, CAN YOU BAKE ME A DAIKATANA" @%#%! IMMY♥4ever : Nighteyes

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• YUO WORK FOR US!!! NO BREAK FOR YUO!! MORE WORK! : RiNgMaStEr

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  whatever you do don't post pictures of your cock : fsck
  • NO! We want teh cock! : creeping-death
  • http://shack3.netfirms.com/definitelyred.jpg : Nighteyes
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  Great pics, who is chewing all that bacco? : Peanut Pokey
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    I do enjoy the Copenhagen. I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT S:F::JJ!!@$ : Phil
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      Post a pic of your teeth! : Peanut Pokey
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        http://www.hardfocus.net/stevie/cute-smile-bad-teeth.jpg : Phil
        • sorry I asked sir : Peanut Pokey
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      chewing tobacco is common in sweden.. many people claim smoking is bad and go over to that instead. Not e... : {Venger}
      • I started back when I played baseball all the time. It's some pretty relaxing stuff I must say :) : Phil
      • I thought snuff was common over there, not the chew? I don't know how people chew/lick/suck on that stuff : Peanut Pokey
    • it'll be sweet when they cut your tongue out. : xvdl
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  http://shack3.netfirms.com/satan.jpg <== exellente! I cannot look at that without laughing! : haikeebah!
  • She'll chew your leg off man! Actually she's not like most chihuahuas. She's friendly and not hyper at ... : Phil
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  you call that being a pyro.. get the can of wd40 out and launch a volly of 144 bottle rockets in all dire... : locobastard
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    Oh man! You can tell how dry those fields are in that second pic. I actually took a big ass fire exting... : Phil
    • its dry here too.. field i was shooting into was freshly cultivated so there wasnt any thing in there to ... : locobastard
• Definetely like beams.jpg. kewl : Ajay-dk
• Is your dog trying to fly? : Nighteyes

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• Good Afternoon : lord of tError
• whasup? : creeping-death

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• Making mountains out of mole hills since 2001. : Sludgehead

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  good afternoon Last oral exam in 15 minutes, then it's over and summer holiday will start !! : rookieone
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    ???????? : creeping-death
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      what part of that sentence didn't you understand ?? : rookieone
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        something about oral action ? : creeping-death
        • ah, no, i meant the "spoken" counterpart to a written exam, dunno how to call it other then that : rookieone

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• hey, SOF2 MP test was OK. I never plaed it much, i guess some other shackers still do (but most play the ... : rookieone

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  i started playing Quake2 SP yesterday. : rookieone
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    and i plan on finishing Unreal someday too. : rookieone
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      unreal was really fun :) never finished it though :( got close i think, but it seemed to just drift off a... : disembodied potato
      • nah, the game was awesome almost to the end (where i stopped, inside the Skaarj mothership. Mission is ca... : rookieone

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• w. t. f. : Sander Pilon
• oh. my. god. : Tissen
• um? huh? I really enjoy flash movies without any point whatsoever :) : moshman
• yikes : Turd Ferguson
• awesome :) : Peanut Pokey
• i love fashanimation. : disembodied potato

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  more ram :P too much of a swap file : locobastard
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    uhm... 'splain? : flyingaardvark
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      your machine needs more ram because right now your harddrive is acting in the place of the ram that it ne... : slax0r
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        RAM HEALS ALL WOUNDS!!!1 : phlavor
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          that it does. plus I think RAM is still pretty cheap. : slax0r
          • yea, i noticed that once i went from 256 - 512 - 768 the less the hdd light came on during regular usage ... : locobastard
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        I have 512... shouldn't that be enough? I haven't installed any programs yet : flyingaardvark
        • hmm. I'll let someone that actually knows something about hardware field this one then. :) : slax0r
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          :/ hmm sure its the hdd light thats on and not your power light ? is system performace slow/lacking/not... : locobastard
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            yeah I can tell the HDD from the power light system is ok so far WD 27.3gb 7200 retail : flyingaardvark
            • :/ WD 30gig.. :/ if its running fine and not choking... just ignore it... btw install the latest mobo... : locobastard
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  they don't know what they are talking about there's some kind of "optomising" code in xp which runs a ... : abrasion
  • p.s this is not a joke, i'm serious 10$ says the second you move the mouse / touch the k/b it stops : abrasion
  • that's probably the uhh... indexing service. : darweidu
  • my hdd light was on constantly until i installed updated ata drivers : pyide

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  Sorry. We'll round up those responsible and have them shot. Better? : freqq28
  • Yes. . . . . : nerfherder
• 700? ha ha : lacker

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• yes : yellow

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• try it through http://babelfish.altiavista.com : rookieone
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  http://directory.google.com/Top/Computers/Internet/Proxies/Free/ : jonc
  • ^^^WINNAR^^^ : rookieone
  • cheers!! I will send it to him to get him to try. : moshman

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• Maybe........ : chuk
• inconclusive : -=ZooL=-
• can't quite tell fromt the pic, *squints at thumbnail* looks like she might have a molly shannonish n... : Turd Ferguson
• extremely hot : infidel
• looks good from here : mr. winky
• not.......... : sansonuke
• signs point to ... maybe. : Kniggit
• wtf is it named squirrel? i had second thoughts before clicking : fsck
• Yep, positive... all signs point to b0rk! : [Zoesch^2]
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  she's cute, not hot. The important question is: "is she attrative for you"? : jonc
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    is she fuckable is the most important question !! : rookieone
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      depends what he wants her for. I think fuckable < girlfriendable : jonc
      • nt knowing the girl maskes it kinda hard to decide on that girlfriendable part. THe fuckable part is eas : rookieone

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• woh, thats very cool : jonc
• oooh, that's pretty cool. : Kniggit

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• NO no no NO no and NO : moshman
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  'tis alright, I backup regularly : {Venger}
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    who cares about YOUR profile anyway ?? : rookieone
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      I do, I do! : mr. winky
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        well, that's one. Not impressive IMO : rookieone
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          Want me to start collecting names? >:| : {Venger}
          • nah, i know your profile get's some traffic, even though i cannot understand the people affection towards : rookieone

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  get a part time job, and get your own broadband... : CrimsonHandHiro
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    Nah, "real broadband" (1024/256 ADSL) cost like 400€ per month, no part-time job is gonna pay... : rookieone
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      10000/10000 for 20€ in my country. You should move in with me! : {Venger}
      • Haha, if only i was born swedish ... : rookieone
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  It's only broadband if it exceeds 2048kilobits per second. Atleast here in Sweden. Providers aren't allow... : {Venger}
  • haha, yeah, i would like to get a cheap SDSL line or something, 1MBPS or 1.5MBPS would be cool, but I hav... : rookieone

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• I believe www.virtualdub.com will do it. : {Venger}
• www.divx.com they got a how to/faq or something there.. : locobastard
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  thanks guys tried both, couldn't get them to work :) i'm still pissed off that premiere doesn't expor... : Spezzer
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    could virtualdub open the file? : goatsecxy
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      nope something about not able to open it and it mentioned 'dvsd' as what it was encoded in the sourc... : Spezzer
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        That's a DV file. You need a DV codec installed, not just the DirectShow filter that Windows uses for pla... : w00d
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          Makes complete sense :) Where would I find the one I need? : Spezzer
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            http://www.mainconcept.com/archive/mcdv204.exe Give that a try. : w00d
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              You just saved me from a reformat. How can I thank you!!?! : Spezzer
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                "Thanks" usually suffices ;) : w00d
                • Thanks!!!! What's a typical filesize for a 30 second divx file? I got mine to about 3 megs with dec... : Spezzer
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                Cool thing is : Even the reformat wouldn't have saved you !!! : rookieone
                • I kind of wanted an excuse to reformat :) I really don't need to, but I have that urge. 6 months wit... : Spezzer

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  who fell in love with a priest. : hamm
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    until one day i noticed : Nighteyes
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      the priest was into beastiality too : hamm
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        can u not rhyme? : Nighteyes
        • Not at this ungodly time. : hamm
    • he didn't like my bumhole greased? : timmie
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  so old in my shoes.... : V0lk
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    what i choose is my choice... : Arsenal
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      what's a boy supposed to do? : nerfherder
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        The killer in me is the killer in you : Kniggit
        • send a smile over to you? : mr. winky

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  well, they can have two adresses, one for the LAN and one for the internet. Assign them an IP in the IP s... : rookieone
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    But if I do that then the internet connection is kaput : mr. winky
    • ahh, well, i thought that might happen. Can you see the other computer on the LAN if you unplug the cabl... : rookieone
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  You can't... basically if you have a hub that just broadcasts packets to the nearest gateway (Cable Route... : [Zoesch^2]
  • Hehe, listne to this man. I couln't have come up with that myself : rookieone
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    what about this? a second network card in each machine connected with a crossover? I'm thinking of doing ... : Old_Fart
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      yeah, sure. You can assign an IP to the computers and in that case the IP's wouldn't collide since it's 2... : rookieone
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        I have a machine with 190 gigs of hd space at the other end of the house from the living room and I was t... : Old_Fart
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          Gigabit ethernet over what? Copper? You're gonna need good cables for that mofo, CAT-5E at least... and t... : [Zoesch^2]
          • video too not just mp3's, besides I get the cards for free, cat5e and cat6 free too. I have a friend who ... : Old_Fart
          • Hey, let's say i stream an 192 kbps MP3. DOes that mean i need atleast that trenasfer rate (in this case ... : rookieone
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          yeah, you can do that with normal Cat5 ethernet aswell. I dunno, but Gigabit ehternet seems too pricey ju... : rookieone
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            It's about 10 feet from the living room comp to the TV. : Old_Fart
            • damn, then it's no problem. get a Remote admin tool (like PC Anywhere, there are better one's though) and... : rookieone
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    "Easiest way is to get a static route on each machine so that they point to each other (with a /32 mask -... : mr. winky
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      Yep, because the two machines are connected through the cable modem, the cable modem acts as a cable. : [Zoesch^2]
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        Is there any way at all to give them multiple IP addresses so that the aforementioned routing will actual... : mr. winky
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          On linux obviously yes, on Win2K and XP yes... on 98/ME nope... Just go to control panel, open your et : [Zoesch^2]
          • It's in XP, and uses DHCP. Oh well, there goes that idea : mr. winky

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  dungeon seige : mista mista
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    i agree with this post : sansonuke
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      how can you, that game sucks horribly : rookieone
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        really? ive never played it, sound cool tho! : sansonuke
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          try the demo, it's pretty close to the actual game. Infact, it IS the beginning of the game, and it sucks... : rookieone
          • most games seem to suck these days, its all about the gfx!! but wheres the love? : sansonuke
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            you don't find basic crappy stuff in harder modes : goatsecxy
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              bah, what about the trading, what about the same boring monsters over and over again. I dunno how many of... : rookieone
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                did you play it for more than an hour? Jesus, you have to play diablo quite a while too to get beyond the... : goatsecxy
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                  nah, they were fun, the trading aspect with buying/selling to get better stuff was cool as well. I playe... : rookieone
                  • did you know that off to the side of the main paths were several caves with special monsters in them? : goatsecxy
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                DS just doesn't have the gameplay to back up the nifty graphics and seamless transitions. : Kniggit
                • AGREED !!! : rookieone

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• Artillery doesn't "bomb". The proper command would be "Artillery, fire for effect!" kthxbye : w00d

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• http://housecall.antivirus.com/ : Kniggit
• http://housecall.antivirus.com/housecall/start_corp.asp : goatsecxy

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  hell no, there's nothing different between some fatass guy and a hot chick doing that! : fluze
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    Sure there is...you can still talk and interact with her during the ass-fucking. Just no other kind of s... : fuckthepolice
    • No women is worth that type of pain and humiliation unless your into that... : The Key
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  I think I would. : TheCrazyPickleMaker
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    Wait a minute here. Before I commit, what size is the dildo part of the strap on and does it vibrate? : TheCrazyPickleMaker
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      I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE A COMEDY GOLD GUYS!!! : abrasion
      • These are serious things to consider. : TheCrazyPickleMaker
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        best thread evar. : slax0r
        • Actually Atari considered it for a 3'some! : abrasion
    • It'll hurt, at least at first. : fuckthepolice
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  What's the point without reciprocation? : Lone Swordsman
  • Throw a reach-around in and you might have a deal. : Magitek
  • The desired goal of the operation of rectal intercourse with prostetic aids would be an increased state o... : fuckthepolice
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  I am already going out with the most gorgeous woman on the planet. And she dont own a dildo! : Ratalon
  • Is her name Sally McPlastic? : insta
  • she borrows dildos? : fsck
  • Did you have a threesome with her twin sister Handgela? : Magitek

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• high as a kite zorak is : zorak
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  what context is it in? : slax0r
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    I want to tell you a story About a little man If I can. A gnome named Grimble Crumble. And little... : zorak
    • hmm, I've never heard that one before. My guess is it's just a nonsense word. : slax0r
    • sorry, i don't know gnome. : phlavor
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      its afucked up song.. its off their first cd. : zorak
      • err record.. : zorak
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        PatGoD? I think that's the only album of theirs that I don't really like. : slax0r
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          WHY? : zorak
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            too psychadelic rock for me. I also can't stand the crazy stereo mixing they did. The guitar and snare wi... : slax0r
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              i like it :) : zorak
              • that's cool. I like a lot of Pink Floyd, just not that album. : slax0r
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  btw pig latin is easy. you take the consonant or consonant grouping off the beginning of the word, put it... : slax0r
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    so oomray is room? : zorak
    • yes, if they meant it to be pig latin, but it might not be. : slax0r